I bet the original designs were 'based' on the ones from Cars, but they had to change them due to a copyright claim or something, but they forgot to change the script because the people who made this are a bunch of cheap fucks.
I guess a lot of you must have quit after the ten year long Hummer scene, because the decal shop scene was REALLY creepy. "What can I do you for, little guy?" *later* "AAAH! OAAAH!" "Hey, a little bit of pain for a lifetime of gain!" *whirring* O_O
"OH MY EYES" nigga doesn't even have her eyes on her damn windows. Their eyes are at the front of their eyes LMAO. makes it so awkward the second time u replay it.
.....did that purple car just climax? I'm afraid. And I would rather listen to nails down a blackboard than Speedy....actually...*grabs a chalkboard and scrapes nails down it* Oh yeah, that's good.
Her eyes are her lights not her windshield... but once she tells her its oil suddenly she is blind... so she responds by driving in circles... sOoOo dumb lol
This movie is so offensive. . .Does it even realize how offensive it is? Did they really look at this and think "Yea that's good enough for little kids!" Ugh.
It's unnatural how that car has his mouth open ALWAYS. and i feel like there are so many awkward moments, like in that mod shop, where I'm staring, thinking that there are so many "innuendos" (if u know what I mean) and I just do not approve.
Ok, so oil on the windshield blinds them, depite their eyes being their headlights, which leak oil instead of tears......my hat is a bird, your logic is flawed.
The people who make cut-rate crap like this in an attempt to cash in on a quality title should be strapped in a chair with their eyelids pinned open a la 'A Clockwork Orange' and be forced to watch these films on a constant loop while a giggling child hits them in the crotch with a Nerf bat.
0:14 Wait... in this world you need a license to drive? As in, *a licence to move!?* What kind of messed up Dictator instated that law!?
3:00 I KNOW HE DID NOT JUST SAY " ITS A GULAG DOES HE EVEN NO WHAT THAT IS-"
So a plot hole. Their eyes are the lights right? How come motor oil to the wind shield made that one car blind?
I bet the original designs were 'based' on the ones from Cars, but they had to change them due to a copyright claim or something, but they forgot to change the script because the people who made this are a bunch of cheap fucks.
Chewable Arsenic Candies I can buy that. The people making this piece of shit obviously didn't give a fuck.
I was gonna ask the same.
Plus: had the blind running around scene to be that long?
Out of all of these movies sparky is the most IRRITATING protagonist. I'm glad the movie seems to be aware of this.
Diesel is the name of 2 fictional vehicles.
Did you guys notice that Diesel, and the out of gas customer drove by on the part where Sparky went to Auto Swag?
I guess a lot of you must have quit after the ten year long Hummer scene, because the decal shop scene was REALLY creepy.
"What can I do you for, little guy?"
*later*
"AAAH! OAAAH!"
"Hey, a little bit of pain for a lifetime of gain!"
*whirring*
O_O
Imagine that the annoying pink car goes to Auto Swag she'll love it
That magenta hummer is going to be complaining when she finds out her model company stopped making her models
6:44
AUTO SWAG??
I cannot believe how long that whole Hummer sequence was. Good God, you got your bit, move on.
"OH MY EYES" nigga doesn't even have her eyes on her damn windows. Their eyes are at the front of their eyes LMAO. makes it so awkward the second time u replay it.
The gas pump is my favorite character
How could she not see if the oil is on her windshield?!?!?
Why did the spinning around scene last so long?
Lol how can the Hummer not see when her eyes are the headlights, not the windshield.
0:21 your smoking, No smoking
1:18 close your eyes and listen
1:40 gas for a hummer?
ok it's your engine, implode it if you want.
.....did that purple car just climax? I'm afraid.
And I would rather listen to nails down a blackboard than Speedy....actually...*grabs a chalkboard and scrapes nails down it* Oh yeah, that's good.
2:03 Gasleeches gasleeches GAAAASSSSLEEECHES
1:42 ok movie the last thing we need is a closeup of speedy
One of the longest moments of my life, purple car...
on 6:15 pause it and look isnt that the blind purple hummer?
Я одна кайфую с музыки на 2:42?
4:53 Sheesh.
2:05 *_G A S L E E C H E S_*
srsly at 5:33 why sparki why? DONT GO TO F****G STRANGERS!!!!!
Her eyes are her lights not her windshield... but once she tells her its oil suddenly she is blind... so she responds by driving in circles... sOoOo dumb lol
This movie is so offensive. . .Does it even realize how offensive it is? Did they really look at this and think "Yea that's good enough for little kids!" Ugh.
How was that Hummer blinded, its eyes are where its headlights are, this movie makes no damn sense.
Diesel is the name for 2 dictional evil vice
4:45 listen to sparky's song. "in the morning suck a long dick!"
this movie has the graphics of a GameCube game
why are you not aloud to smoke at a gas station in the middle of a desert
Didn't you see the no smoking sign on Norbert?
omfg I didn't know there was a bad side to.this I used to watch this when I was 6 all the time now I think what the hell is this wow this is crazy
@Swede1962 Except that knew who it was targeting and was offensive for good reason. A Car's Life doesn't know how harmful it really is.
I think sparky might be a bmw 507
It's unnatural how that car has his mouth open ALWAYS. and i feel like there are so many awkward moments, like in that mod shop, where I'm staring, thinking that there are so many "innuendos" (if u know what I mean) and I just do not approve.
1:18 sounds like someone is having fun
Is that gas pump voiced by the original Ash Ketchum?
1:16 sounds like the Hummer's recieving a hummer
oh no
cars smoke cigarettes
Does anyone know that Diesel smokes?
Um,yeah.
CosmicOwl100 I saw the cigarette.
yeah that red car so wanted to be fucked instead of saying ahh! say ohh yeah fufufuf ohhhhhhh yyeeeess
Ok, so oil on the windshield blinds them, depite their eyes being their headlights, which leak oil instead of tears......my hat is a bird, your logic is flawed.
Auto Swag? Bahaha
Does that gas pump keep fingering itself?
Who gave birth to Speedy anyways? Who is even her Mom, or Dad?
OH GOD THESE CHARACTERS ARE HELLA ANNOYING
2:04
oop, i mean 4:55.
What a Dumbvee.
What the fuck is wrong with this movie!?
I smoke near gas stations. I like to live dangerously.
@1:00 someone nuke that bitch
nope
10:01
1:20 thats me when I fap
6:31 ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
1:31 I NEED GAY ASS
1:31
I watched this as a child and it is so nostalgic I hate it hahaha
01:17 HUMMERGASM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!XDDDD
6:30 RAPE!
They could replace these cars with Bella Swan and no one would notice.
4:35 Come DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWNNNNN!!!!!!
'auto SWAG"! omg! why man? WHY?!
The people who make cut-rate crap like this in an attempt to cash in on a quality title should be strapped in a chair with their eyelids pinned open a la 'A Clockwork Orange' and be forced to watch these films on a constant loop while a giggling child hits them in the crotch with a Nerf bat.
e__________e I'm nearly finished. . .I'M NEARLY FINISHED. . .SLDGJBAWEDF,AMDCJBAE *Starts foaming at the mouth like a rabid animal.*
Sparky is mad by his dad
Is Diesel voiced by Herbert from Family Guy?
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Ya know what's the worst movie ever? Team America!
If I didn't know better I'd say I heard Barney at 6:20
Actually shes a dangerous idiotXD
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GOOD GOD SPEEDY, SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Why does that purple car make porn sounds? :(
This is fucking creepy.
Whatthefuck.... This movie is rough aha doesn't make ANY sense,
8:28 your grounded
wtf why a purple hummer srsly im 16 and i can make a better movie than this shit
Your grounded
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this fucking sucks