The 10 Most BRUTAL PRISONS on Earth!

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  • @rajieroo9476
    @rajieroo9476 8 років тому +1125

    *Gets aressted*
    "Where are you taking me!?"
    "To Bang Kwang"

  • @kattenelvis1778
    @kattenelvis1778 9 років тому +644

    Swedish prisons: You get a nice room, as good healthcare as anyone else free food and sometimes your own kitchen, TV's and game consoles and alot of rehabilitation, these are GOOD prisons, as they dont destroy the people but rehabilitate so they dont commit crime again, but a bad part is that homeless people might want to go in prison because its better there

    • @carlacolumna2046
      @carlacolumna2046 9 років тому +69

      Jeah but they also have barely any homeless people, because hey! Working social system!

    • @NoddiToddi
      @NoddiToddi 9 років тому +18

      Go sweden älskar Sverige

    • @magmak8716
      @magmak8716 9 років тому +16

      Lol. That's basically the stupidest thing you can do. A homeless man is like "OOH THAT PRISON IS BETTER THEN THE STREETS LETS MURDER SOMEONE AND GET A NICE HOME"

    • @meespost2821
      @meespost2821 9 років тому +35

      Magma Gaming no it doesn't work like that you morron

    • @PorkGFXMinecraftandMore
      @PorkGFXMinecraftandMore 9 років тому

      Magma Gaming ;)

  • @benyeiser2838
    @benyeiser2838 9 років тому +514

    I don't know what to say here so here is a waffle recipe......
    INGREDIENTS
    2
    eggs
    2
    cups Gold Medal™ all-purpose or whole wheat flour
    1
    tablespoon sugar
    4
    teaspoons baking powder
    1/4
    teaspoon salt
    1 3/4
    cups milk
    1/2
    cup vegetable oil or melted butter
    Fresh berries, if desired
    PROCEDURE
    1Heat waffle iron. (Waffle irons without a nonstick coating may need to be brushed with vegetable oil or sprayed with cooking spray before batter for each waffle is added.)
    2In large bowl, beat eggs with wire whisk until fluffy. Beat in remaining ingredients except berries just until smooth.
    3Pour slightly less than 3/4 cup batter onto center of hot waffle iron. (Check manufacturer’s directions for recommended amount of batter.) Close lid of waffle iron.
    4Bake about 5 minutes or until steaming stops. Carefully remove waffle. Serve immediately. Top with fresh berries. Repeat with remaining batter.

    • @Clockspire
      @Clockspire 9 років тому +43

      You know what? I like this comment.

    • @benyeiser2838
      @benyeiser2838 9 років тому +49

      I like your profile pic

    • @Kesk02
      @Kesk02 9 років тому +22

      Thank you for the waffle advice. There must be more food commenters like you. Thank you. :,-)

    • @ikhaledmh
      @ikhaledmh 9 років тому +4

      i really was thinking about waffle , thanks dude :)

    • @jasonlast7091
      @jasonlast7091 9 років тому

      Ben Yeiser Eugene Staroselsky Is this the new world order?

  • @wernerboden239
    @wernerboden239 6 років тому +325

    My dad was in one of those prisons, where his neighbour
    comitted suicide after 3 months.
    He was allowed daylight for half an hour a day and he was not able to
    stand straight. He survived for 11 months on reading books through a crack
    in the window and he stated, it made him a better man.
    I still wonder if it did.

    • @乂尺丨匚
      @乂尺丨匚 5 років тому +5

      U wonder buttsex

    • @GgZoo-iK3to
      @GgZoo-iK3to 5 років тому +5

      I bet actually. Like the song "One" Metillica

    • @BaseGraffa
      @BaseGraffa 4 роки тому +4

      @@GgZoo-iK3to the song is about a book johny got his gun

    • @nerdseyeview2936
      @nerdseyeview2936 4 роки тому +3

      Chances for that are 50/50...so it’s definitely possible but only his deeds will show his true colors/change! I pray for his deliverance from “that life”
      I have people that I care for in that situation, just be there for em(letters n what not) it means the world to them! Hope your father is doing well.

    • @stupidkilljoy3516
      @stupidkilljoy3516 4 роки тому +2

      Is your dad doing well?

  • @colemantrebor1094
    @colemantrebor1094 8 років тому +684

    In the UK, if you're homeless or starving to death, you should get yourself thrown in jail. Prisoners in the UK are treated almost as well as 'normal' life. They're pretty decent.

    • @cherryktikat
      @cherryktikat 8 років тому +14

      Mace Windu yea just...go kill a guy or something

    • @TheGamingDukes
      @TheGamingDukes 8 років тому +52

      *cough* Denmark *cough* Our prisons equal to a 3-star hotel.. They get better care than our elderly citizens. Also-- Unless you are a mass murderer. The odds of you getting more than 8 years for murder and next to none.

    • @vegeta9501
      @vegeta9501 8 років тому +7

      Bailey denmarks are better tho

    • @savagevlogz664
      @savagevlogz664 7 років тому

      Bailey yeah I know

    • @aidancoughlin6737
      @aidancoughlin6737 7 років тому +36

      TheLegend27 in Norway there is a prison with a tv, 3 meals a day, and comfortable beds

  • @DawoudKringle
    @DawoudKringle 8 років тому +197

    For 19 years, I worked as a volunteer religious provider for the New York City Department of Correction. I visited Rikers Island many times. It's pretty bad. I've seen some things you wouldn't believe.

  • @emseethree
    @emseethree 5 років тому +72

    I don't like how good he did that Big Bubba voice. He practiced too much.

  • @August.6260
    @August.6260 3 роки тому +24

    I miss his old videos man, theyre far more entertaining than his new stuff. Just being able to listen to his humor is so so fun

  • @ObesetoBeast
    @ObesetoBeast 9 років тому +2030

    It really is sad how we treat them as if they are not real people

    • @XRoyalStampedeX
      @XRoyalStampedeX 9 років тому +215

      Prisoners deserve all this, why, because of the horrible crimes they have committed.

    • @magnussvensson4527
      @magnussvensson4527 9 років тому +167

      Wait until someone you love gets brutally murdered.

    • @BlackHaloMan869
      @BlackHaloMan869 9 років тому +165

      ix barr ettmanxi Some may not have even committed a crime though.

    • @therapeface4153
      @therapeface4153 9 років тому +65

      ix barr ettmanxi I unferstand a terrorist act etc. but a robbery act?

    • @zack9912000
      @zack9912000 9 років тому +36

      Prisoners in the US are taken care of better than the average person, they are coddled and protected from being hurt, raped or get punished from other prisoners. Everyone should live in general pop, no AC, no tv. outside in tents

  • @EllieApperley
    @EllieApperley 9 років тому +109

    Just read more about Camp 22 and I'm shocked. And the prisoners there aren't even criminals, the Wikipedia page says "Prisoners are mostly people who criticized the government, people deemed politically unreliable (such as South Korean prisoners of war, Christians, returnees from Japan) or purged senior party members."
    Those poor people who have to live their entire lives in that place. That isn't even life.

    • @Mr_J_n_the_H
      @Mr_J_n_the_H 9 років тому +6

      What did you think everything said about North Korea was just "propaganda" by western nations? You'd be surprised how many places in the world exist that are like this or worse, and also the way many governments treat their people who oppose the government or have a different view of things. As for North Korea if you ever get a chance watch "Vice Guide to Travel North Korea". It's on UA-cam......that place is something else!!!!! One more thing it was made while Kim Jong Ill (The father) was still alive.

    • @minchang99
      @minchang99 9 років тому +1

      Sounds extremely familiar right?

    • @EllieApperley
      @EllieApperley 9 років тому +2

      Mr. J just watched some of that documentary and North Korea is crazy! It's like a ghost town but with so much control and rules. Hard to believe it actually exists in this day and age.

    • @Mr_J_n_the_H
      @Mr_J_n_the_H 9 років тому +1

      Ellie Apperley the only place in that country that has power is Pyongyang and military sites, the rest of the country pretty much has to fend for itself...... Malnourishment is rampant, labor camps (political prison camps) are rampant, it's a mess.

    • @EllieApperley
      @EllieApperley 9 років тому +3

      Mr. J it's awful :( sad thing is that if anyone tried to do something about it and make it a better place, they would have all sorts of nuclear weapons pointed at them for "interfering" I'm sure.

  • @guadalupemendoza905
    @guadalupemendoza905 7 років тому +948

    The big bubba voice makes me laugh

    • @marybartels1977
      @marybartels1977 6 років тому +44

      "Big Bubba gon take care of u good bb"
      -Matthew Santaro, 2018

    • @esharp3722
      @esharp3722 6 років тому +8

      Me Too

    • @mrnonsense1031
      @mrnonsense1031 6 років тому +11

      he sounds like an evil John Coffey. 😂😂

    • @lizmowrey9866
      @lizmowrey9866 5 років тому +5

      Same

    • @senaahasan5182
      @senaahasan5182 5 років тому +5

      When I saw this comment , It literally said this
      Also Same 😂

  • @Daniel509476
    @Daniel509476 7 років тому +23

    The end with the NK jokes was funny as hell! I quite literally nearly passed out 🤣

  • @MrPatpuc
    @MrPatpuc 9 років тому +685

    What about Alcatraz?
    There's fucking zombies there...

    • @astronart8622
      @astronart8622 9 років тому +41

      No there isn't

    • @totallynotdaksh2047
      @totallynotdaksh2047 9 років тому +12

      Its closed and the island is no more... But expect it is in gtasa beta >:D

    • @astronart8622
      @astronart8622 9 років тому +6

      daksh raj I would want to nuke that place since I know that place is haunted

    • @xTwiiztsx
      @xTwiiztsx 9 років тому +56

      Mob of the dead, duh......

    • @totallynotdaksh2047
      @totallynotdaksh2047 9 років тому

      O u fancy huh?

  • @DFox-kv9pi
    @DFox-kv9pi 9 років тому +209

    You know what the best troll is? They call them "correctional facilities", and yet no one gets better.

    • @zedjadark94
      @zedjadark94 9 років тому +3

      DaveCreator Yup the abuse of inmates just makes you as bad as the inmates, some of the stuff listed in this video would get you in jail if you weren't a warden doing it to criminals...

    • @antisocialone
      @antisocialone 9 років тому

      Some get better

    • @pikelsunhopper
      @pikelsunhopper 9 років тому +1

      You give an inch with criminals you give a mile. The worse prisons are the hug a thug prisons. Follow the law, polices and procedure and they get nothing else. That is rehabilitation

    • @TimedRevolver
      @TimedRevolver 9 років тому +1

      pikelsunhopper I kind of agree, but the problem is not everyone in prison is guilty.
      Police incompetence, corruption, and a myriad of other factors can send an innocent person to prison. Also, they put people locked up for minor things in prison with murderers and rapists.
      Where do you think they learn to become more dangerous criminals?

    • @vladys5238
      @vladys5238 9 років тому

      If u put a bad person togheter with maybe worse persons would it make him better?

  • @HybridLibrarian
    @HybridLibrarian 9 років тому +44

    Nice places to make people become even worst... Great video!

  • @jasmineduran6731
    @jasmineduran6731 5 років тому +83

    11. R. Kelly’s love dungeon.

  • @kaladin7487
    @kaladin7487 9 років тому +104

    I cant believe some people are saying they would take any of these over school. So you would want to be beaten, tortured, have the possibility of being murdered, raped or getting a disease over school? People need to think before commenting.

    • @nic2412world
      @nic2412world 9 років тому +2

      I know, jeez!

    • @SinTeller
      @SinTeller 9 років тому +3

      Ikr. Some people need to use common sense. "Not as bad as waking up early and learning and detention and lunch meat!" Yeah? Well try getting beaten to your death, not eating at all, getting raped, and much more. How does that not sound bad? Prison makes school seem fun if you ask me.

    • @poppoku9229
      @poppoku9229 9 років тому +1

      Buttsex

    • @Niggaplease0876
      @Niggaplease0876 9 років тому

      Hey what's up girl

    • @shoya72
      @shoya72 9 років тому +3

      It's called a joke dude, get over it

  • @neilyludwick7096
    @neilyludwick7096 8 років тому +115

    OK this is crazy. Why make someone suffer and maybe even die from starvation lack of sleep and thirst? A regular jail is good enough but this!? DATS CRAZY!!!!

    • @Hikerman-to7ox
      @Hikerman-to7ox 8 років тому +2

      +Neily Ludwick
      It's a prison in AFRICA.

    • @k.2283
      @k.2283 8 років тому +1

      k

    • @quekcheeyong9717
      @quekcheeyong9717 8 років тому

      that is torture to dead, not jail.

    • @atalentlessidiot7872
      @atalentlessidiot7872 7 років тому

      Neily Ludwick If a murder killed someone I loved, you bet I fucking hope they rot.

    • @aydenwalker6093
      @aydenwalker6093 6 років тому

      True but nowon deserves this

  • @destroyerofbothworlds8607
    @destroyerofbothworlds8607 7 років тому +322

    Compare this to our prisons here in Sweden... Here we let murderers live with free food 3 times a day, computers in every cell, prisoncell doors made to look like normal doors (to make the prisoners feel at home. Even in a prison cell), TVs in every cell and much more. Here in Sweden we treat murderers and killers like family.

    • @bigbosskangross
      @bigbosskangross 7 років тому +3

      Vasco da Gamer bork

    • @ChromePalace
      @ChromePalace 7 років тому +16

      Vasco da Gamer Its called Liberalism

    • @Crystal_saga
      @Crystal_saga 7 років тому +4

      Jakob Friðþjófsson doesn't sound so bad....

    • @AmerisGaming
      @AmerisGaming 7 років тому +3

      Vasco da Gamer you relize thats kind of good

    • @noamias4897
      @noamias4897 7 років тому +18

      Stop bullshitting, it's only like that in 3 Swedish prisons

  • @unica7575
    @unica7575 4 роки тому +33

    When he said “drop a deuce” my log hit the water with the power of the Fat Man

  • @jms_02
    @jms_02 9 років тому +515

    what a bright and cheery video! don't ya think?😑

    • @meganramos7907
      @meganramos7907 9 років тому +1

      Ikr

    • @cdavis34942
      @cdavis34942 9 років тому +6

      Don't watch this at 1:30 a.m

    • @chescaalloso7644
      @chescaalloso7644 9 років тому +5

      Totally! 😏

    • @TheDebbie515
      @TheDebbie515 9 років тому +1

      No it's not the prisons ar bitches

    • @mikuhatsune915
      @mikuhatsune915 9 років тому

      ellemay32 Yeah ...its a bright and cherry video plus that cheerfull music that was on In the back round ....

  • @DaffanaStudios
    @DaffanaStudios 9 років тому +2869

    Your forgot school. Happens every time.

    • @vmannen16
      @vmannen16 9 років тому +17

      Lol

    • @lonleybeer
      @lonleybeer 9 років тому +27

      Yeah i go insane, this is not how chikdern should be trentend land of the free my ass

    • @miho5182
      @miho5182 9 років тому +3

      True Story XD

    • @elfpi55-bigB0O85
      @elfpi55-bigB0O85 9 років тому +56

      shareeb hashmi You are the finest example of why America needs schools.
      "Trentend"?

    • @kongoubongo2970
      @kongoubongo2970 9 років тому +29

      Infu-p Actually, I think he's a fine example of why american schools are so utterly inefficient

  • @karlm115
    @karlm115 8 років тому +415

    I cant take Bang Wang prison seriously

  • @kingstonfalls21
    @kingstonfalls21 6 років тому +13

    I can't even begin to explain how much I love this freakin channel. Matt.....you da man!

  • @pasharavii5237
    @pasharavii5237 8 років тому +526

    Matthew how many times a day do you brush you teeth. it's so white

  • @SandiByrd
    @SandiByrd 8 років тому +131

    surprise butt sex just about destroyed me lol lol can't stop laughing :D

  • @feldmarschallvonbraunschwe4463
    @feldmarschallvonbraunschwe4463 7 років тому +412

    looks im big bubba's prison wife

  • @acE-kc1ee
    @acE-kc1ee 7 років тому +25

    Officer: Sir you're going to bangkwang!
    Me: oh god.... wait who's kwang?

  • @TheFallenJ
    @TheFallenJ 9 років тому +42

    I exploded laughing at surprise buttsecks LOL, didn't see that coming XD.

  • @user-bu8ty1xt7c
    @user-bu8ty1xt7c 8 років тому +837

    1. Nichole arbour's house

  • @XxDainBramagedxX
    @XxDainBramagedxX 9 років тому +293

    1st rule of fight club: don't talk about fight club.

    • @uqious2319
      @uqious2319 8 років тому +2

      +XxDainBramagedxX 2nd Rule of fight club: DON'T TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB

    • @uqious2319
      @uqious2319 8 років тому +1

      You're outta fight club... wait, dammit!

    • @XxDainBramagedxX
      @XxDainBramagedxX 8 років тому

      WE NEED TO GET OURSELVES TOGETHER PEOPLE!

    • @JC-nh7sk
      @JC-nh7sk 8 років тому

      Overrated

    • @kremlinhighlander4147
      @kremlinhighlander4147 8 років тому

      I just recently went to fight club, i missed the beginning where they tell you the rules and whatnot but fight club was very fun and i strongly recommend fight club.

  • @jarrettowens2258
    @jarrettowens2258 5 років тому +65

    9:27-9:31 Sadly, that's all true.

  • @samsulh314
    @samsulh314 9 років тому +83

    This video unleashed the psychopath buried deep in my soul. It was extremely entertaining. Almost "delicious."

  • @oAirehko
    @oAirehko 9 років тому +18

    As someone who has a morbid extreme interest for prisons, I loved this video. Prisons are the ultimate fear of mine, but I can't get enough of the rush of scaring myself.

  • @닌자고마인크래프트검
    @닌자고마인크래프트검 9 років тому +208

    I'm Korean. But don't worry. I'm South Korean

  • @fjakkari
    @fjakkari 6 років тому +436

    Note to everyone: never break the law
    Ever

    • @Rob-ng9fo
      @Rob-ng9fo 5 років тому +26

      No, don’t get caught.

    • @djjazzyd7497
      @djjazzyd7497 5 років тому +6

      I got the note. 👍

    • @trentswanson8470
      @trentswanson8470 5 років тому +2

      If you don’t get caught it’s not a crime I have robed a liquor store a couple times

    • @Abhishek-cy1bb
      @Abhishek-cy1bb 5 років тому +6

      What if the law break you ?

    • @GgZoo-iK3to
      @GgZoo-iK3to 5 років тому

      Or just don't become a habitual

  • @tjolly6851
    @tjolly6851 9 років тому +58

    This makes Orange is the new black prison look good

  • @daveTHEdirty
    @daveTHEdirty 8 років тому +64

    sorry I have to correct you Chuck Norris's body is a hundred percent efficient and uses everything.. he doesn't poop

    • @agent475816
      @agent475816 8 років тому +7

      Yea, he will hold the guards hostage, and put them in the jail. lol

    • @negative3981
      @negative3981 7 років тому

      Wat

    • @doriweishaar4901
      @doriweishaar4901 5 років тому +1

      Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer...
      ... too bad he never cries.

    • @veekay5734
      @veekay5734 5 років тому

      Lol.

  • @mobslayer9000
    @mobslayer9000 9 років тому +185

    That's odd? I didn't see "School" listed here.

    • @jayah5725
      @jayah5725 9 років тому +9

      Butt sex vs A bully who calls you fat when your 20 pounds lower then him.

    • @Orinslayer
      @Orinslayer 9 років тому +7

      Assassin Doge I know of people who were raped by their bullies... :/

    • @TheDarthwafflez
      @TheDarthwafflez 9 років тому

      thebombofrock sounds hot.

    • @1991moparchris
      @1991moparchris 9 років тому +3

      TheDarthwafflez you just made my night XD

    • @TheDarthwafflez
      @TheDarthwafflez 9 років тому

      chris roy

  • @lunarose698
    @lunarose698 5 років тому +7

    Imma just stay home. Although Big Bubba's voice killed me! Lol!

  • @natey105
    @natey105 9 років тому +228

    Look, you forgot #11 and #12. #11 is SCHOOL. Kids are mercilessly treated terrible at school and worst of all... They have to LEARN!
    #12 is serious though. Deadman Wonderland. Prisoners are forced to murder each other and go into merciless duels of super power things for the prisons currency. Also the air is poisoned so you have to get "candy" with said currency and eat it to survive. You must eat the candy every 3 days or you die. Have fun!
    P.S. Like 3% of you may know what I'm talking about and good for you if you do. 😄

    • @bernicechen2454
      @bernicechen2454 9 років тому +6

      I love the manga x3

    • @simmer8571
      @simmer8571 9 років тому

      YESSS I'VE WANTED TO WATCH THAT BUY FORGOT THE NAME THANKSS

    • @christiannn6230
      @christiannn6230 9 років тому +1

      Love the anime and manga.

    • @TheAndre2131
      @TheAndre2131 9 років тому +1

      i don't think anime or manga count

    • @cinnabubbs
      @cinnabubbs 9 років тому +1

      It's such a shame barely anyone knows what Deadman Wonderland is... that's still one of my favorites to this day...

  • @mygodxy
    @mygodxy 9 років тому +558

    Damn dude can't beleive you forgot school, it's the worst one

    • @patrickfogarty6960
      @patrickfogarty6960 9 років тому +11

      I forgot about that one

    • @cadbur3725
      @cadbur3725 9 років тому +47

      Oh, yeah, I remember the days when there was rape, massacares of students, and gangs in school, especially seeing Iron welded to students, and all the new students wearing shackles for three months. I also remembered how saying'School Is the worst prison' is *ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT*.

    • @גילאומלי
      @גילאומלי 9 років тому

      LPS sarah
      You are so wright

    • @LyionOfRoses
      @LyionOfRoses 9 років тому +1

      no truer words have ever been spoken LET THE DOGS THAT SAY OTHER WISE KNOW THAT WE WILL NOT BE SHEEP THAT FOLLOW BLINDLY

    • @yourfriendlyneighborhoodhe2071
      @yourfriendlyneighborhoodhe2071 9 років тому +5

      ***** I've seen people get a good life without school. Plus school brings stress because of grades and if your the type of kid that's different you are gonna have a hard time

  • @barbarawatterson6419
    @barbarawatterson6419 8 років тому +140

    Oh shit... number 10 is only like a 30 minute train ride from my house

  • @anthonyminimum
    @anthonyminimum 5 років тому +8

    6:57 A real life Silence of the Lambs “Good evening, Clarice”

  • @etmstMdg
    @etmstMdg 9 років тому +99

    damn his teeth are sparkling...

  • @roykeane5161
    @roykeane5161 8 років тому +125

    Id hate to drop the soap in bang Kwang prison

  • @alifiyazoher911
    @alifiyazoher911 8 років тому +50

    Make a vid about best/most luxurious prisons in the world

    • @jundies171
      @jundies171 8 років тому

      +Alifiya zoher Yes i Agree!~

    • @thesunfiles1939
      @thesunfiles1939 8 років тому +1

      What prison would be luxurious? Prisons are to be Punishment and beat the guilt out of people.

    • @jundies171
      @jundies171 8 років тому +2

      True but there are some prisons that give prisoners luxury and fine food etc.

    • @winterfrost99
      @winterfrost99 6 років тому

      Alifiya zoher any prison in Norway

  • @ceciliaelizabeth7161
    @ceciliaelizabeth7161 5 років тому +8

    That intro was so good you should do that more often

  • @bigbeargaming614
    @bigbeargaming614 9 років тому +48

    If you would have made a video about the nicest prisons, it would have been 10 prisons in Norway.

    • @jade4781
      @jade4781 9 років тому

      What prisons Kappa

    • @Rulettaja0
      @Rulettaja0 9 років тому +1

      you mean Finland right?

    • @Zkillerthriller
      @Zkillerthriller 9 років тому +2

      BigBearGaming *Scandinavia

    • @666mrq
      @666mrq 9 років тому

      What about Finland?

    • @bigbeargaming614
      @bigbeargaming614 9 років тому

      Sure there are also nice prisons in other countries, but a norwegian prison cell is better than the average hotel room in USA ffs.

  • @vicG567
    @vicG567 9 років тому +43

    I wonder how Canadian prisons are ...
    Do they get a water bed, hot chocolate and a tv ?

  • @unknown9891
    @unknown9891 7 років тому +8

    hi matt, just want to say how much I love your videos. they're super fun to binge watch.

  • @bonniekernene4565
    @bonniekernene4565 4 роки тому +25

    Great video, as usual! I just discovered your channel today. Yes, I am binging it! But, just a note, as scary as it is, Riker's Island is not a prison. It is a jail. Yes, there is a difference. Here in the US, jails hold prisoners waiting to go through their trial process. Prison is where they go when they have been sentenced. I have not gone through all of your videos yet, but may I suggest top ten serial killers, in your opinion. I have my own opinion, but I love to see others.

  • @KWKBOX
    @KWKBOX 9 років тому +128

    Wow anyone thinking about committing a crime should watch this first and see if they want to reconsider.

    • @esseffsee
      @esseffsee 9 років тому

      Well I live in Salisbury so hopefully Amesbury prison if I'm unlucky Winchester prison

    • @KWKBOX
      @KWKBOX 9 років тому

      The Typical Brits Frodothebasset I am guessing they do not honor tea time in prison out there?

    • @esseffsee
      @esseffsee 9 років тому

      Well it's a tiny city Salisbury we aren't really a city it's just cos we got a cathedral yet we still need Amesbury for the police cos we don't have one (Logic)

    • @KWKBOX
      @KWKBOX 9 років тому

      The Typical Brits Frodothebasset Nice at least you got that cathedral to put you guys on the map.

    • @esseffsee
      @esseffsee 9 років тому

      Yh I know to be honest there is like no crime here so that's good

  • @snowball9392
    @snowball9392 9 років тому +101

    Even though they are criminals they don't deserve to be tortured like this

    • @Snake95pwn
      @Snake95pwn 9 років тому +2

      i vvould if anything kill the criminals then get them tortured.

    • @kevinthaw123
      @kevinthaw123 9 років тому +11

      Snake95pwn
      What about people that are framed?
      Would you do that too?

    • @agprincess010
      @agprincess010 9 років тому +8

      To me, it all comes down to why they're in prison in the first place. If someone's there because they killed a baby or something, then by all means, they deserve the torturing. But if someone is completely innocent & they were framed, then no...

    • @saint-gnomecult689
      @saint-gnomecult689 9 років тому +1

      Briana Nicole Why would a baby would be worst than an adult?

    • @jackbirch1906
      @jackbirch1906 9 років тому

      The baby is defenseless

  • @DolphinTillTheEnd
    @DolphinTillTheEnd 9 років тому +234

    Any fans of Deadman Wonderland here?

    • @InfernalLeo777
      @InfernalLeo777 9 років тому +7

      ATTACK ON TITAN

    • @ViolettSchafLP
      @ViolettSchafLP 9 років тому +4

      Pedro Rodriguez Deadman Wonderland is awesome.

    • @leena6900
      @leena6900 9 років тому

      YAS!

    • @DiagonalRail
      @DiagonalRail 9 років тому +1

      Pedro Rodriguez Deadman4 life man.

    • @whydoweexist518
      @whydoweexist518 9 років тому

      Pedro Rodriguez I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING (if you know what I mean)

  • @johnbewley3119
    @johnbewley3119 3 роки тому +5

    Matt: "Over the years, several inmates have tried to rebel against the inhumane conditions here, including suicide, setting themselves on fire, and..."
    Ad: "PIZZA HUT!"

    • @anotherrandomguy8871
      @anotherrandomguy8871 2 роки тому

      When you try to out pizza the hut, they will send you to one of these prisons on the list. The selected prison that they send you to may depend on how merciful they for your actions.

  • @2013Minecraftman
    @2013Minecraftman 9 років тому +40

    now i NEVER EVER IN MY WHOLE LIFE want do do any crimes
    *shudders*

    • @2013Minecraftman
      @2013Minecraftman 9 років тому +5

      2013Minecraftman the shudders part is supposed to be me shuddering like
      brrrrrrrrrr

  • @monkeypatron9746
    @monkeypatron9746 9 років тому +13

    I love this guy. He travels around the wold just to give us these 100% accurate facts.

  • @Gehab
    @Gehab 9 років тому +133

    Y U SPOOK ME SO MUCH MATT!? ;(

  • @ethanfuggin
    @ethanfuggin 4 роки тому +4

    00:10 human pin cushion I just can’t 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @RayPoreon
    @RayPoreon 9 років тому +72

    So basically, don't break the law unless you're in north-west Europe.

    • @Matsie36
      @Matsie36 9 років тому +12

      The prison in paris.

    • @dubbingsync
      @dubbingsync 9 років тому +1

      Except France then.

    • @ruinenlust_
      @ruinenlust_ 9 років тому

      666

    • @RayPoreon
      @RayPoreon 9 років тому +1

      Matsie36 Crap, forgot about that one.

    • @DiscoDevil197
      @DiscoDevil197 9 років тому

      Matsie36 france isnt in north west europe you dumbass

  • @BirchMinecraft
    @BirchMinecraft 9 років тому +6

    I'm Turkish and I didn't know we had a prison like that! Great video Mat!

  • @akiraxoxo7601
    @akiraxoxo7601 9 років тому +222

    You forgot school xD

  • @xenoscrox5026
    @xenoscrox5026 9 років тому +147

    I heard of a prison where they hang pictures of Justin Bieber on the walls and play Justin Bieber songs.....NOW THATS BRUTAL!

    • @chayden153
      @chayden153 9 років тому +1

      What prison is that.

    • @xenoscrox5026
      @xenoscrox5026 9 років тому +13

      Hell

    • @oni5771
      @oni5771 9 років тому +3

      That must be the MOST brutal prison EVER

    • @MegaHARDYboys
      @MegaHARDYboys 9 років тому +1

      What do you mean?(8) lol

    • @David-cj8wv
      @David-cj8wv 9 років тому

      +XenoScrox No what's brutal is your grammar.

  • @user-rx9ne3dr6h
    @user-rx9ne3dr6h 9 років тому +17

    I watched 1 video and couldn't stop watching more. You're hilarious!

    • @devmen6599
      @devmen6599 9 років тому +17

      Yeah this episode was hilarious laughed my ass off
      Little bitch

  • @MrNotThatFamous
    @MrNotThatFamous 9 років тому +80

    "Inmate Fight Club", wht the hell LOL

  • @bonnieevans5845
    @bonnieevans5845 5 років тому +2

    I love your videos Matthew :) you make chilling videos that I can't stop watching them lol your awesome!

  • @rumlerille
    @rumlerille 9 років тому +98

    People would laugh if they saw Danish prisons with TV, Xbox, training and sports facilities, concerts and so on! And max for killing a person/persons:16 years! Omg :-0

    • @ratboythin8870
      @ratboythin8870 9 років тому +7

      I've heard of prisons in Norway with HD TV, luxury showers etc. Northern Europe basically has it all.

    • @kirikakirikakirika
      @kirikakirikakirika 9 років тому +14

      +Anne-Kristine Kristensen
      It's such a joke. What bullshit.
      Canada's not much better. We give our prisoners everything. Internet, gyms, 3 square meals a day, T.V., comfortable beds, _free_ education. That's ten times more than what some honest people get.

    • @laogai6292
      @laogai6292 9 років тому +11

      x box not playstation? how do they survive

    • @piahansen656
      @piahansen656 9 років тому +10

      +Anne-Kristine Kristensen Yeah but I'm sure ex prisoners there don't all turn into demented career crims or run with vicious gangs. At least there didn't used to be. Better to rehabilitate those who can be, than turning them all into monsters.

    • @mrkitten3942
      @mrkitten3942 9 років тому

      +April Kurata CAUSE XBOX GOT HALO!!!!! :)

  • @selynda9252
    @selynda9252 8 років тому +15

    His reaction at 7:40 😂😂😂

  • @EpicPearKick
    @EpicPearKick 9 років тому +44

    The 10 Most nicest prisons on earth next?

    • @cuddleslikespie
      @cuddleslikespie 9 років тому +13

      No, the next one will be the top 10 most hilarious deaths ever.

    • @SLTRR
      @SLTRR 9 років тому +6

      1 Norway
      2 Norway
      3 Norway
      4 Norway
      5 Norway
      6 Norway
      7 Norway
      8 Norway
      9 Norway
      10 Norway

    • @SkateVidz01
      @SkateVidz01 9 років тому +2

      ***** more like Canada.

    • @gustavklenell1854
      @gustavklenell1854 9 років тому +4

      1.sweden
      2 norway
      3.norway
      4.sweden
      Etc

    • @SuperProfreestyle
      @SuperProfreestyle 9 років тому +2

      1.Norway
      2.Denmark
      3.Finland
      4.Sweden...

  • @elenakeller9055
    @elenakeller9055 4 роки тому +1

    Hey Matt if u see this- thx for making those jokes and stuff bc it really makes me laugh and makes me feel better so thanks dude! :D

  • @samiasaif6296
    @samiasaif6296 9 років тому +96

    how do you come up with these ideas? do u like, sit on the toilet and be like "ferb, i know what we're gonna do today!"

  • @ragingrabies1300
    @ragingrabies1300 7 років тому +55

    It should (Number 2 La sente) be called...
    Bleach prison of suicide

  • @rosecatuwu
    @rosecatuwu 8 років тому +30

    I am a inmate of a very bad prison where they feed us slop unless we brought actual food. we only get to go outside once a day unless in a special program. the cops will lower that time outside if you aren't behaving in your cell. you need to share your cell with at least 24 people. you aren't aloud to go to sleep, and if you do a cop will yell at you. they will give you paperwork that takes hours to complete. this prison is called "School"

    • @darthvengeance6427
      @darthvengeance6427 6 років тому

      Queen Rosecat!! Lol so true

    • @Mr_Simi_
      @Mr_Simi_ 6 років тому

      Stop overreacting. People have it worse than you.

    • @avenlmfao
      @avenlmfao 6 років тому

      I actually thought you did not mean school, I was about to say "then how are you posting" but you can sleep in my "prison" and you can live

  • @esterherschkovich6499
    @esterherschkovich6499 4 роки тому +1

    Wow!Yep..don.t ever fancy ending up in one of those prisons🥴Thanks for the video.

  • @Al3xtheMeh
    @Al3xtheMeh 9 років тому +55

    My birthday is today 1/17 this video is all I need for a happy celebration

  • @alicg7759
    @alicg7759 9 років тому +29

    "You can judge the state of a society by how it treats it's prisoners", Dostoevsky.

    • @heroofthestorm6583
      @heroofthestorm6583 9 років тому +1

      O_O

    • @mirsec0088
      @mirsec0088 9 років тому +1

      This is so true that it's scary.

    • @Amiamigg
      @Amiamigg 9 років тому +3

      I'm lucky I'm from Sweden then. Nice rooms, good food, some are allowed to take the bus to school (like my brother who came to prison as a junkie and got out as a trained carpenter) and just rehabilitation over all instead of braindead awful torture.
      We're a bunch of nice people. Ohyuh.

  • @GoldenRushRL
    @GoldenRushRL 9 років тому +34

    Obama was once 5 years old, Obama has 2 leg and 2 arms. 5-2=3. Half life 3
    ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

    • @rubixdevil
      @rubixdevil 9 років тому

      La,e

    • @GeratNur
      @GeratNur 9 років тому +21

      You tried.

    • @brendenallen
      @brendenallen 9 років тому

      You were once 5 years old, you have 2 leg and 2 arm. 5-2=3. ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!!

    • @bloxhead6531
      @bloxhead6531 9 років тому +1

      Sammythehammy "Obama bin laden has 83 legs and 45 tacos. The mass of the sun is 637 Grams.
      5 goats have crossed the border illegally"
      How every one of my math tests are...

  • @localdingus6788
    @localdingus6788 4 роки тому +2

    7:34 I don’t know where Jerry went but this roast is fantastic.

  • @aon02b
    @aon02b 8 років тому +39

    Now after that depressing video you could go watch Rhett and Link's video "The Most Luxurious Prison in The World" to cheer you up, lol

  • @zidneya
    @zidneya 9 років тому +24

    _“It is said that no one truly knows a nation until one has been inside its jails. A nation should not be judged by how it treats its highest citizens, but its lowest ones.”_
    Nelson Mandela 1918 - 2013

  • @Oistopthat
    @Oistopthat 8 років тому +46

    Big bubba nooooooo *dead*

  • @bigginger7417
    @bigginger7417 7 років тому

    Nice to look back at these old MatthewSantoro vids

  • @kicksoffs
    @kicksoffs 9 років тому +28

    Great video Mathew.

  • @MarcosAmparo
    @MarcosAmparo 9 років тому +75

    Here's an idea.
    Someone should make a movie about a guy that has amazing skills at fighting and did a crime that end him up at one these infamous prison. In order to survive he not only has to have skills to fight, but also skills to hustle. I know there's a lot of movies that are about what I'm talking about, but they should make it more about escaping and surviving. Because the government wanted him to be in one of those prisons because of conspiracy. Make it about a corrupt government and a guy who wanted to avenge his own justice.
    Yes or no?

    • @vens2036
      @vens2036 9 років тому

      I say yes!Someone should.

    • @MarcosAmparo
      @MarcosAmparo 9 років тому

      Hell yeah. That's a movie I'll watch ASlick Waffle​

    • @enderzilla747orleomiranda8
      @enderzilla747orleomiranda8 9 років тому

      would you think movie directors would be reading comments?

    • @vens2036
      @vens2036 9 років тому

      Leo Miranda i hope so.

    • @ProxesHub
      @ProxesHub 9 років тому +4

      If I had Flash, I *could* animate a small web-series for this. Possibly. :P

  • @animemangageeki
    @animemangageeki 9 років тому +7

    I'm just imagining one person being framed of a crime experiencing all this. These prisons ARE brutal!

  • @rebornanddollchannel5126
    @rebornanddollchannel5126 4 роки тому

    I started watching you in quarantine and you made quarantine better

  • @buddywirt4648
    @buddywirt4648 7 років тому +75

    of course north koria has the worst prison

  • @Phazon8058MS
    @Phazon8058MS 9 років тому +56

    *This* is how we treat our people? Simply deplorable...

    • @cesarcasti492
      @cesarcasti492 9 років тому +17

      Very Angry Spoi i agree, "this" was too big of a word.

    • @maxthewaveb8441
      @maxthewaveb8441 9 років тому +7

      Comprehend is kind of a big word

    • @MariaFrozenKiss
      @MariaFrozenKiss 9 років тому +8

      You do realize most of them are serial killers, child molesters and rapers, etc

    • @auroracochrane2686
      @auroracochrane2686 9 років тому +9

      *rapists

    • @Mstanaturalselection
      @Mstanaturalselection 9 років тому +3

      I think that the rapists and some of the murderers deserve it.

  • @AjoraYT
    @AjoraYT 7 років тому +17

    God these prisons sound like my old middle school.

  • @liamoliver6602
    @liamoliver6602 6 років тому +4

    my favorite part of this channel is how much i relate to his weirdness

  • @mikeperth8027
    @mikeperth8027 9 років тому +5

    Good video mate, and I really like what you've done with your hair.

  • @foxtrotuniformcharliekilo1305
    @foxtrotuniformcharliekilo1305 8 років тому +10

    "Big Bubbas gonna take care of you real good baby"

  • @DaedricKnightSlayer
    @DaedricKnightSlayer 9 років тому +98

    Going to any of these places is still better than listening to Justin Beiber.

    • @samotten9874
      @samotten9874 9 років тому +38

      Or even better, we put Justin Bieber in one of these places.

    • @sir.bantalot5854
      @sir.bantalot5854 9 років тому +13

      Blitz Harper He probably already pays somebody to rape him anyway

    • @skiffii6447
      @skiffii6447 9 років тому +1

      Blitz Harper he just needs somebody to love!

    • @justsomeguy5883
      @justsomeguy5883 9 років тому

      Blitz Harper sooo pretty much any of them?

    • @levintine777
      @levintine777 9 років тому

      Y'think? Im no belieber but based on that description, i'd rather be forced to listen her shitty music… its more subtle torture than being raped or chained for eternity

  • @neoswagtwigofthetwignation9778
    @neoswagtwigofthetwignation9778 11 місяців тому

    "You look mighty cute. Big Bubbu's gon take care of you real good bebe." 😂😂😂

  • @anoobys
    @anoobys 9 років тому +28

    Come to a Philippine Prison where they have Rooms like a 5 Star Hotel, Jacuzzis, Musical Instruments, PC/Gaming Consoles, Internet and even a Fuck Doll. . .
    It's more fun in the Philippines as they say there. . .

    • @Martin57878
      @Martin57878 9 років тому

      Kase ang mga senators are BITCHES

    • @marcusxcii7593
      @marcusxcii7593 9 років тому +1

      I would purposely get locked up I mean I got all this stuff put still DAMN 😂😂

    • @MatrixMaster75
      @MatrixMaster75 9 років тому +1

      *moves and gets arrested*

    • @Coderedpirate
      @Coderedpirate 9 років тому

      no wonder why phillipines is so poor XD

    • @Coderedpirate
      @Coderedpirate 9 років тому

      Joaquin Placides Calm down dude, it was a joke to this comment. i was joking about that the Philippines government spent all their money on prison luxery and not the normal lives of the community. I wouldn't be Filipino and disgrace my self.

  • @ravindrabastari9013
    @ravindrabastari9013 8 років тому +20

    1. umbridge's office

  • @FaizaNublat
    @FaizaNublat 9 років тому +24

    That scary moment when you realize you live less than four miles away from Riker's Island Prison O.o

    • @taseenrahman1661
      @taseenrahman1661 9 років тому +1

      i didnt see him post this, wow

    • @FaizaNublat
      @FaizaNublat 9 років тому

      Lol, oki.
      Erm, just join. I'll tag you into a post with my other friends from the camp.

    • @chorong1e327
      @chorong1e327 9 років тому +1

      Shit! 0.o

    • @BillyMaysForPrez
      @BillyMaysForPrez 9 років тому

      Rikers island used to belong to my family

  • @happyhell455
    @happyhell455 6 років тому +1

    I like how he makes learning entertaining

  • @noahdavis8559
    @noahdavis8559 9 років тому +64

    You forgot to put Middle School on the list.

    • @Abriel_Universe
      @Abriel_Universe 9 років тому +3

      Aw.... YEESSS!!!!

    • @janekaspar6982
      @janekaspar6982 9 років тому

      Original Mabel Pines from Gravity Falls you are not really Mabel!

    • @noahdavis8559
      @noahdavis8559 9 років тому

      Jane Kaspar Pfft. We all know that XD It's just a fun name :L

    • @Abriel_Universe
      @Abriel_Universe 9 років тому +1

      Jane Kaspar Well... I may not truly be her but I am really really close to be. :)
      and it's fun having a long name. xD

    • @noahdavis8559
      @noahdavis8559 9 років тому

      ***** How so?