the mutants would have had it easier if instead of making weird cults, they'd just use the most human passing mutants and send to mix with as many humans as possible, marriage and parental responsibility be damned. Also, they could have destroyed sperm banks and replace them with mutant ones, in ways that no one would notice until those babies began showing up powers
Probably either respected his privacy enough not to do that, or Logan was THAT good at hiding his feelings up until this point in which it was important she knew
@WannabeWryter Um, he didn't actually kiss Madelyne, it was all in the mind. And moment of passion my behind, if Logan didn't stop her, it'd gone even further.
Plus... Madelyne was his wife for an entire year or maybe more before the found out she'd been a clone. It's not like Maddy and Scott had no right to be conflicted. Jean was gone that whole time and couldn't imagine the trauma of losing their child and marriage in just a single day.
Love the fact that at 3:14, you get a clear shot of Magneto, Gambit and Rogue’s hair. Rogue’s double coloured hair is white like Magneto’s and brown like Gambit. ✨SYMBOLIC✨of the love-triangle
if Olympic villages are anything to go by, this would be the most accurate representation of what the X-men would be like. Everyone is hot and talented, so obviously they gonna bang left and right.
Morph gives no fucks, really said that to the most hot-headed x-man of all time 💀💀💀💀 if it was Logan from the live action movies Morph would've died for that
0:27 That’s why I’m not a fan of the love triangle between Rouge, Gambit, and Magneto in ‘97. We already spent 5 seasons of the two falling in love and now all of a sudden Rouge and Magneto fell for each other again.
When did rogue and gambit fall in love in the original series? In season 4 rogue left Remy for Cody, her first kiss. And in season 3 Remy was trying to go on dates with other women besides rogue. Season 5 there was no connection with both of them due to how short the season was.
@@Thed538dhsk(where's my nerd emoji when I need it 😭) Technically, they did have one moment in Season 5. At one point, she took his last name for an spy mission and they flirted a bit after he found out. Counter point, I don't remember him dating other women in Season 3, when was that?
@@Winter_Symphony it was during the 2nd EP of the Phoenix saga. Are you talking about the time they went to the alps and met night crawler? Is that the EP rogue took her name?
Nah he’d be right there with them. I mean have you seen this guy in the comics? He’s out there living his best absolutely not celibate life 😂 He’d be like : Go to horny jail, oh wait, I’d have to go there too 😅
Magneto is the spitting image of Jon Mikl Thor (I swear I'm not making that name up), a rocker from the eighties who made a very lame horror movie, Rock'n Roll Nightmare.
Don't forget the bar scene at the finale. Charles and Erik at the bar, and Charlie over here giving our magnetic boy his best eye banging looks. I love how everyone is so damn thirsty in this show. Giving how hot all of them look, it's totally justfied.
The one at 3:07 is subliminally savage AF. I'm not an X-Men fan and I've never watched this show, but I know that level of cuckery was uncalled for. 😭💯
Side topic. Am I the only one that never wondered why Rogue didn't keep a "special collar" just for intimate time? If I remember rightly, they could even be tuned to dampened certain powers and not others. Also, Rogue's strength and flight aren't mutant gifts, only her draining powers are. Back to the collar thing. It might seemed risky, but surely worth it just to be with someone as much as Rogue often wanted to be, if only for little while.
Her energy absorb is a passive physical ability. It would be like Angel and his wings. It would still be active she just wouldn't gain any benefits from contact. Blob is another example of this, he would still be massive, he just wouldn't have enhanced durability.
Massive trauma is the main thing. from the coller itself. but also from accidently wrecking her ex in a moment of passion. so thats double trauama issues
Characters are rogether and have a kid together? LOVE TRIANGLE. A fan favorite couple that only officially became a item sorta at the end finally having a chance to give fans them dating? LOVE TRIANGLE. Even Morph potentially having a crush on Logan, but Logan still only having eyes for Jean can be considered a LOVE TRIANGLE.
"Rogue's really training her stamina with the new boss" I'm fucking dead lol
Morph is the best
When I started watching the show I barely knew about the X-Men and Morph instantly became my favorite
Morph is such a troll
She's busy lil bro 💀
Morph has no subtlety
I love how the horniest peeps in this show are founding members of the local retirement home
Why did you have to put that image in my head? 😂😂😂
They’re old. They ain’t dead.
“What about Gambit’s other powers?”
Disney I beg of you bring my boy back.
PLEASE 🧍🏽♀️
They probably are cuz Disney is hinting at it cuz gambit makes the x men bro is best x men and funniest
I have a feeling he might come back as one of Apocalypse's horsemen...would explain Charles's vison.
it's kinda funny bc comic book gambit is also immune to rogue's touch
@@theimprovedbore550 That depends on who is doing the writing
The more love triangles are revealed in the show, the more I have to wonder whether the “all of the x-men have hooked up” memes were dead serious.
Serious, and possibly canon.
And none of them knows for sure (except for telepaths) how many of them were Morph, lol
They all live in teh same big house. WIth mostly sound/power resistant walls. They face death weekly.
Lot of hormones and angst
Ah Yes, my favorite drama show, X-men
@@zwordsman they're adults not teens. some self restraint would be great. And I expect better from grandpa Erik and uncle Logan.
she literally left gambit for someone old enough to be her grandpappy
Hey he is an atractive old man, with that body at least.
did u see him in ep 8?
@@bluevolt2014 which one?
@@albertbecerra newest ep
@@bluevolt2014 you said he? He who?
Magneto dipping 3 spoons of sugar and stirring it into Rouge's mug of coffee right in front of Gambit was absolutely diabolical
And what rouge SAID. “Your new boss beat you to the cream getting”
Basically, Magneto is telling Gambit than Rogue is his “sugar”😅
TAHTS SO FUCKED
I knew someone would make a meme out of Madelyne saying, "Shh, mommy's busy."
Why was she saying it for 2 hours?
"Erik, I want you to draw me like one of your Savage Land girls." - Rogue
HELP ME
Noooo😫
So real
BAHAHAHA NOT THE SAVAGE LAND GIRL 😭😭😭
And he did.
LMAO FR
People who dont know what xmen is properly think its a show about a superhero sex cult 😂
Gotta keep those mutant genes alive somehow
And they would be right.
I mean...krakoa
the mutants would have had it easier if instead of making weird cults, they'd just use the most human passing mutants and send to mix with as many humans as possible, marriage and parental responsibility be damned. Also, they could have destroyed sperm banks and replace them with mutant ones, in ways that no one would notice until those babies began showing up powers
@@michaellabonte6390I love that the auto translate wanted to translate “Krakoa” to “bang” 😂
Even Charles a freak omfg
RIGHT HELLO?
“You may bark later”
@@potsdam28 no bc ain't he like 50
@@Dollness_xoxo his girl is an alien who knows how old she is
@@potsdam28 what the freak man 😭
"I mean all that to you!?"
Jean, have you NEVER read Logan's mind before today?
Probably either respected his privacy enough not to do that, or Logan was THAT good at hiding his feelings up until this point in which it was important she knew
i think its more that shes confused with a jumble of memories and had forgotten just how much wolverine cared about her
@@ACTION-RELOAD-DANGERya beat me to it 😂
Nah she knew
Just friendzoned him
I DIDN'T THINK SHE NEEDED TO SINCE THAT MAN SAYS WHAT HE'S THINKING THE MOMENT IT POPS IN!
Rogue: lost a boyfriend
Nightcrawler: two
☠️
Nightcrawler: I have no family, no lover, very few friends and my mother threw me down a river as an infant.
I mean nightcrawler and Rogue gbasically called themselves siblings in the previous series
@@georgecactusultimate848”and my father is literally fing satan”
@@Kurotama11 not anymore
@@taich1275 im all for diversity and queer s but as a true marvel fan aint nobody a thinks or consider that s canon f that bullshit
That dance between Magneto and Rogue was one of the steamiest things I've ever seen
RIGHT
Most disturbing things too.
Prof was bein freaky in space while his children were suffering on earth 😭😭
Nightcrawler needs to take his friends to church
"Want help with those hard to reach places?"
BRO REALLY SAID THAT TO LOGAN OF ALL PEOPLE 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Smh at Jean. She just kissed Logan, then gets mad at Scott for a psychic 'entanglement'.
Fr
Her's was a moment of passion, he been doing it for like a ... month.
@WannabeWryter Um, he didn't actually kiss Madelyne, it was all in the mind. And moment of passion my behind, if Logan didn't stop her, it'd gone even further.
Iike the audacity
Plus... Madelyne was his wife for an entire year or maybe more before the found out she'd been a clone. It's not like Maddy and Scott had no right to be conflicted. Jean was gone that whole time and couldn't imagine the trauma of losing their child and marriage in just a single day.
Dude imagine Deadpool amping up the thirstiness 💀
Man the horniness in this show is crazy 😂.
Damn Charles, didn't know you was like that
Love the fact that at 3:14, you get a clear shot of Magneto, Gambit and Rogue’s hair. Rogue’s double coloured hair is white like Magneto’s and brown like Gambit. ✨SYMBOLIC✨of the love-triangle
X-Men 97 but every time Rogue is thirsty
I'm so down for that, but only of that includes her saying "Sugah". The way she says that makes me melt like butter.
Naw, even in Spider-Man: The Animated Series, she rizzed Parker up even though she’s 10 years older than him😅
So just every scene she's ever been in?
@@deadsoul7409 yees
I mean, if you can't touch people your whole life, a big part of your personality is going to be effected by it.
The smash cut to the Hunger Games I volunteer is just genius.
Ronan: "Step on me mommy"
Deathbird: 👠
Get off the internet
@@HoodBallZ Phrasing ;)
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Your man speaks as though I am your pet. Not an entirely unpleasing thought."
"Hush now, beloved. You may bark later."
_AYO-_
My exact reaction. I didn't know Charles was bout that life
Why does she sound like Justicar Samara?
@@ilyte1 Regal on the streets, freaky in the sheets, it seems.
They into puppy play 100%
@@ilyte1 For real though!! I was like "CHARLES?! MY MAN?!"
if Olympic villages are anything to go by, this would be the most accurate representation of what the X-men would be like. Everyone is hot and talented, so obviously they gonna bang left and right.
Magneto truly is in his slutty GILF era and I am LOVING it.
Pardon
Absolutely!
Magneto and Rogue just having their May-December relationship lol
I hated that shit
Good. Best ship so far
"Need some help with those hard to reach places?" 💀💀 Never thought morph was like that.
Morph gives no fucks, really said that to the most hot-headed x-man of all time 💀💀💀💀 if it was Logan from the live action movies Morph would've died for that
One of the most X-Men things about X-Men '97 is just how horny everybody is for each other. Chris Claremont would be proud...
“Mommy’s Busy”
*GOD WHAT IS WITH THIS YEAR AND FIRING OFF MY KINKS*
2:55 ain't no way charles said that
Don't blame him tho 😭 would be her pet too
I did not catch that when I first watched it somehow💀💀
0:27 That’s why I’m not a fan of the love triangle between Rouge, Gambit, and Magneto in ‘97. We already spent 5 seasons of the two falling in love and now all of a sudden Rouge and Magneto fell for each other again.
When did rogue and gambit fall in love in the original series? In season 4 rogue left Remy for Cody, her first kiss. And in season 3 Remy was trying to go on dates with other women besides rogue. Season 5 there was no connection with both of them due to how short the season was.
@@Thed538dhsk(where's my nerd emoji when I need it 😭) Technically, they did have one moment in Season 5. At one point, she took his last name for an spy mission and they flirted a bit after he found out.
Counter point, I don't remember him dating other women in Season 3, when was that?
@@Winter_Symphony it was during the 2nd EP of the Phoenix saga. Are you talking about the time they went to the alps and met night crawler? Is that the EP rogue took her name?
@@Thed538dhsk No, it was the one with the mutant kid in the beginning of Season 5. Sam was his name, the government was after him, yadda yadda
@@Winter_Symphony the mutant kid? Moira's son? That was season 4 wasn't it? Season 5 was the short season
Morph is 100% crushing Logan
Oh, definitely
Yep and I'm so here for it
Can't blame him
@@user-nk6up5rn8z 1:49 look How Sad he is it's not Just he lusting he is genuienlly in love
I don't think so I think there just close friends it would be crazy too see anything else at least to me
I can picture night crawler going “no, go to horny jail”
Nah he’d be right there with them. I mean have you seen this guy in the comics? He’s out there living his best absolutely not celibate life 😂
He’d be like : Go to horny jail, oh wait, I’d have to go there too 😅
Morph's face when they see Logan in the shower will never not kill me
Morph trying to pull up on Logan in the shower is so diabolical but funny. And Charles freaky fr
Magneto was putting in work I guess since he the only person who can smash rogue lmfaooo
💀
1:26 1:49 ok but Logan was the one who told him to hit the showers so morph going there and seeing Logan? Not his fault he thought Logan set him up
Nah i can't get over the fact that magneto looks like an old lesbian woman🤣🤣🤣
My uncle says the same thing 😂😂😂
I thought I was the only one
I thought he looked a little feminine
Sooo, Blanche from "Golden Girls"? :P
Magneto is the spitting image of Jon Mikl Thor (I swear I'm not making that name up), a rocker from the eighties who made a very lame horror movie, Rock'n Roll Nightmare.
Rogue and Magneto hogging the training room gives me Riker in the Holodeck vibes.
Don't forget the bar scene at the finale. Charles and Erik at the bar, and Charlie over here giving our magnetic boy his best eye banging looks. I love how everyone is so damn thirsty in this show. Giving how hot all of them look, it's totally justfied.
3:38 Storm ain’t buying Forges Rizz 🤣
4:15 the face gambit has been looking for his whole life😂
Magneto definitely showed rouge something more alright 😏
Charles being ok with the idea of becoming an alien woman's pet was very unexpected.
The shaving scene was pretty thirsty... When I saw Magneto tied up on an X - kind of wondered, "How much did you shave off?".
Any magneto scene is thirsty
@@JeniferBatistadaSilva 💖
evil Jennifer hale is always fun to hear
Agreed.
Someone else might have gotten it wrong
@@warlordofbritanniatoo soon Rip Mordin
0:54 didn't realise how loud Rogue's slap was 🤣
2:22 Youre so real for that
The one at 3:07 is subliminally savage AF. I'm not an X-Men fan and I've never watched this show, but I know that level of cuckery was uncalled for. 😭💯
Kevin Fiege finally let these creators cook.
Didn't he fire one of the main writers almost immediately after tho?
Gotta put one right in the oven, Darlin'.
Im so glad they kept the X Men just as messy as they've always been 🙏🏻 gawbless
1:11 I can only imagine what was going on in that office and gambit was hearing everything 😂
0:25
Gambit is the GOAT
. . .OH MY GOD HE'S VOICED BY THE SAME GUY WHO DID TWISTED FATE.
Forge: "I love you."
Storm: *smack across face*
3:33
Princess Lilandra: Hush now, beloved. You may bark later
Careful Lilandra, your Deathbird is showing.
God the eyefucking in this show
Ok, but you can not tell me that wolverine and morph aren't messing around with each other
2:21 sums up this whole video
Facts lmbo meeeeeeee
Me with Wolverine
🎯Bae Magneto💚
"I oughta knock you here to the north pole." Right after the kiss scene was exactly how i felt about that scene.
1:20 *”Yes, mommy.”*
3:42 Storm slapped the heck out of Forge's face like Bloat slapping Gurgle in Finding Nemo like she's slaphappy.
This show is animated so good
So well
Gambit's charm is actually a power haha
1:58 Cable: Is that really necessary?
Weasel: No. It's just her basic instinct.
Don't forget Jean-gasms 😅
I'm done GOOD NIGHT 😭🙏🏾
They were a prelude to
2:58 AYO CHILL THE FUCK OUT 🤣🤣🤣
To be fair Charles has been in a wheelchair I doubt he could ever pleasure himself
What if X-MEN was called FREAK-MEN and instead of fighting they started making out with each other
Never did i think in my 16 years of living would i see CHARLES being freaky.
BRO JUST LOOK AT X MEN FIRST CLASS LMAOO
Bro I just watched that episode where Magneto and Rogue were training so much, for “stamina”.
I thought this was just a kids show with the art-style of old cartoons but I can see now clearly it isn't 💀
Morph was so out of pocket this whole season 😂😂😂
considering this a sequel series to a kids show, 1:58 that shot is wild
THEY WERE DANCING, DRINKING WINE MAKING LOVE!!! is my new favourite line from this entire franchise
2:03 Woah! That animation was so authentic, it was like being sent back to an Avengers EMH episode!
I can’t think of a way to talk about morph that’s really relevant but. I fucking love morph
SeXMEN’97😂
XXXMen, you mean?
No I meant to say SeXMEN, it rolled of the tongue better
@@shadowwarrior314 I agree.
Do mutants have higher hormones or something? Its even messier in the comics😂
Remember when in the og series, Jean sounded REAL sus whenever she hooked up too Cerebro
2:20 😂 a little bit relatable.
Im not sure if this is canon, but morph appears to be gay, and I love how they wrote him
PAUSE 0:03 ALL NIGHT TILL NOON???!!!
It's an illusion
How is rogue still able to walk
2:19 LMAO
Charles was truly out of line💀💀💀
0:02 sounds like deadpool lmfao
The professor a freak 😂
Morph is absolutely fucking hilarious 😂
They just had to kill off the sexy, I mean Spicy Cajun, didn't they? 😭
Magneto looking more like a vampire than her 💀
Goblin queen is just built different
THE CARDS ARE ALWAYS IN MY FAVOR🗣️🗣️🗣️
Side topic. Am I the only one that never wondered why Rogue didn't keep a "special collar" just for intimate time? If I remember rightly, they could even be tuned to dampened certain powers and not others. Also, Rogue's strength and flight aren't mutant gifts, only her draining powers are.
Back to the collar thing. It might seemed risky, but surely worth it just to be with someone as much as Rogue often wanted to be, if only for little while.
Her energy absorb is a passive physical ability. It would be like Angel and his wings. It would still be active she just wouldn't gain any benefits from contact. Blob is another example of this, he would still be massive, he just wouldn't have enhanced durability.
She has extreme trauma from the collars. Having one put on her again would probably trigger a mental breakdown or panic attack
Massive trauma is the main thing.
from the coller itself. but also from accidently wrecking her ex in a moment of passion.
so thats double trauama issues
The comics have an explanation also, the collars cause migraines over time.
Plot reasons, essentially.
“Go deeper” -Logan
BRO EVERYONE IS THIRSTY
Morph is so down to get mad homosexual with Logan lmao
“gambit boutta act up”
Characters are rogether and have a kid together? LOVE TRIANGLE.
A fan favorite couple that only officially became a item sorta at the end finally having a chance to give fans them dating? LOVE TRIANGLE.
Even Morph potentially having a crush on Logan, but Logan still only having eyes for Jean can be considered a LOVE TRIANGLE.
Tell me you haven't read the comments, without telling me you have read the comments
That whole Cyclops/Jean/"Jean" thing would've made for one HELL of an episode of Jerry Springer.
Ayo, next season, they need to chill TF out and give use like 20% fights and 80% relationship drama. This shit is better than the action.
1:29 Lets make a petition to make a full episode of what happen if Morph help with those "places"
1:26 Mmm- I'm manifesting Logan and Morph getting together next season, best couple fr. >:D