Regretting that i have heard it so many time.. That i have memorised each word of it.. Cannot enjoy the misheard lyrics as it shows no sense.. Sad life
I'll take a shot myself: "A man was caught cheating with a moose, which proceeded to be sued by his girlfriend, who then allegedly assaulted the man, calling him an 'itchy balls' and asking questions like 'what are you?' and 'can we go?'. The woman went on in her rant to insult the moose, saying that the moose 'got no arm leg' and 'show me your money', demanding monetary compensation for this event. Investigations and court battles continue, and the aforementioned moose has been kept in temporary custody until the issue is resolves and the cases are closed.
Actual lyrics: Sie dind das Essen und wir sind die Jäger und wir sind Jäger und wir sind Jäger fumareta hana no namae mo shirazu ni chi ni ochita tori wa kaze wo machiwabiru innota tokoro de nanimo kawaranai ima wo kaeru no wa tatakau kakugo da shikabane fumikoete susumu ishi wo warau buta yo kachiku no annei kyogi no hanei shiseru garou no jiyuu wo torawareta kutsujoku wa hangeki no kousi da jouheki no sono kanata emono wo hofuru Jäger hotobashiru shoudou ni sono mi wo yaki nagara tasogare ni hi wo ugatsu guren no yumiya und wir sind Jäger und wir sind Jäger und wir sind Jäger
This is so funny to be honest, the last part "bees are evil" got me so bad
Litterally going to say the exact same thing
Same-
Same, I started giggling like a literal crackhead 😭
@@NumisNutty lol😂, exactly
Same
"When you're happy, you enjoy the song
When you're sad, you understand the lyrics"
Me:
Oh no
Me when chapter 139
a whole new realm of understanding and happiness!!!
BEES ARE EVIL
* tries to hold in laughter * * fails miserably *
Cringe
@@xbox2360mw if youtube showed dislikes on comments then you would have had your account terminated 1 day after this post
I'm your 400th like
That's rather a bit cringe innit bruv
Lmao
Eren: Show me, where is the enemy.
Pieck: *points at bee* right there.
Me at 2am: *Trying to hold laugh*
Also me: *Fails miserably*
My parents: *storm in my room*
Mom: *walis tingting*
Dad: *Belt*
Ah I see walis tingting is a important part of our life.
@@laurenceandrewmislos6484 Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes
@@taponacliptopasteitinthete9231 oo oo oo oo... OO!
-lmfao-
@Tayron Chenault " *Asian Parents Wrath* "
0:51 this part got me laughing so hard 🤣
I like how even in the misheard lyrics, the 'Jeager' bit stays the same, as it's the easiest part of the song to learn
I love the part when it said "She got no arm leg, show me money"
elmo is so hungry
*JAEGAR*
Enjoying the #%$ With the bees and the JAEGAR
She got no arm leg, show me your money
@@MONO-vx3wy LMAOOOO
JAEGAR forgot to feed elmo😞
Told her what day i consumed a crayon
FBI: i n t e r e s t i n g
0:42 "catch the omelette it's already Monday she said cut all the cheese boi"
This is a masterpiece someone should give this an award of best thing that exists of 2021
Whoever made this is a menace to society and i low key love you man
0:50 I thought it said "Donkey Kong took a cold sh*t and"
It does-??
Yes, it does.
I t d o e s . . .
You're welcome, buddy.
@@adeleinetheartist8267 lmao cold sh!t
never watch 2 misheard opening videos in a row, my lung still hurts up to this date
0:57 only the word "Yaeger" is the right
U failed pass the exam, your score : 1\100
It should have been yay car
Parents: Why are you so afraid of insects?
Me: bEeS aRe EvIl!
0:13 I always understood "please dont eat us"
0:42 “dance in the hallway calling your mom gay she says cut all the cheese bois”
Catching the omlet calling your mom gay she says cut all the cheese boi
people who know the real lyrics: "so you've chosen death..."
You can’t start a video with “enjoying sex with the bees and the eagles” dude I’m on the floor
0:42 "Dancing in the hallway calling your mom gay. She said Cola hero"
DUDE LOL
LOL
"calling your mom gay." ...That got me.
They line up so perfectly is unsettling
This is low key funny af deserving of a sub
Regretting that i have heard it so many time.. That i have memorised each word of it.. Cannot enjoy the misheard lyrics as it shows no sense.. Sad life
"Donkey King" I can't 😭😭
The funniest part is where only 1 word is correct:
*YEAGER*
0:50
♫ "Donkey King took a cold shit and
Donkey king sold crack and" ♫
This cracked me up so much.
1:04-1:07 "GIRRRRLLLL!!!!"
Me: Lol save me
*REFERENCE sisXsis
@Chase Miller kirito from SAO? no no
Quote of 2017 "Bees are evil"
lmao i remembered vibing to this back when was i kid n i literally thought these were the lyrics
“BEES ARE EVIL”
Omg 😂😂😂 Now I will be playing this in my head when I hear the original opening
_SHINee_Is_The_Best_ _ same lol
Damn Donkey Kong really hasn't been himself since he started selling crack
Nobody:
What English speakers hear when listening to AOT theme song season1:
Instead of hearing "the bees and eagles", I hear "the bees are eagles"
I was searching for cupper ( aot op 1 mp3 ) and the search bar give to me gold ( this song )
𝙾𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚛 𝚒𝚝, 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚌𝚊𝚗'𝚝 𝚞𝚗𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚛 𝚒𝚝.
Hahahahhahahaha 😂I can't hold it in anymore hahahahhahahaha 😂
Idk why but upon seeing the thumbnail, my brain immediately formed the word "Beagle"
Donkey King took a cold shit that literally choked me.
i like how 'JEAGER' was the only correct lyric
Test: "Name every lyric in the first AOT Opening"
Me:
hahahahaha
Omg i diiiieeeer it is sooooo funny😂
*died
I keep getting recommended this everyday I think UA-cam is trying to tell me something…
Something tells me this videos about to blow up.
You don't know what the Japanese get to these days 😏
LC trust me I know
Yh I too have experience
0:42 "She got yo arm leg, Tonyo hon gay"
I KNEEL
I will never Hear it the same ever again.
You can't ignore this once you have watched this
0:42 dance through hallway. Call your mom gay. She say cut all cheese boy
at the start of the op its actually german and the meaning is your the food and were the hunters/jeager
Clicks on the video
(First five seconds)
*leaves in agony*
Why didn't youtube recommend this to me earlier?
My favourite is "Donkey Kong took a cold shit."
This is hillariously funny even tough the subtitles are nowhere close to the original ones XDDDD
I laughed throughout the video this is pure gold comedy
This guy just got the world record of the most swear word in a video
My boy what have they done to you,they've massacred you.
0:57
“Enjoying the sex with the bees and eagles” officer it’s this guy right here.
The bees and eagles part sounds like please don't eat us
this makes the op even better
Not being able to enjoy this because I heard this song too many times makes me sad
0:42 - 0:47
Sounds more like “Dancing through hallway, calling your mom gay, she cut all the cheese boi”
New ODM gear make your "sword" longer after one use now you can penetrate even tiyan through his mouth and neck
I once heard the finnish misheard lyrics and I always hear them no matter what
Final Season Last Episode: ends
Me: we're dead!
Last episode: "to be continued.."
Me: *We survived but we're dead!*
I always would hear “please don’t eat us”
from now on I'm saying ELMO IS SO HUNGRY, JAEGER!
Started off with "enjoying the sex with the bees and the eagles." Great.
My friend: Tonight I had a dream that I was going to Italy! What did you dream of?
Me: Uh... nothing
My dream:
... I'm trying so hard not to laugh because I'm in the bathroom... running away from the family reunion... Send help.
Plot twist: this is real lyrics.
Well at least the chorus had some sort of connection before the main melody kicked in.
Bees are truly the real titan in attack on bees
Dad: why are u rolling on the floor in laughter!?
Me: HAHAHA DONT ASK HAHAHAHA XDDD
I'm surprised I can only hear the Japanese lyrics no matter how hard I try to hear it as the misheard lyrics
bro i click this vid and first thing I see is : enjoying the sx with the bees and the eagles
*like i cant unhear it now*
This is the only time I'm glad that the only thing my sister knows is the Japanese lyrics.
I'll take a shot myself:
"A man was caught cheating with a moose, which proceeded to be sued by his girlfriend, who then allegedly assaulted the man, calling him an 'itchy balls' and asking questions like 'what are you?' and 'can we go?'. The woman went on in her rant to insult the moose, saying that the moose 'got no arm leg' and 'show me your money', demanding monetary compensation for this event.
Investigations and court battles continue, and the aforementioned moose has been kept in temporary custody until the issue is resolves and the cases are closed.
He has evolved, from Donkey Kong to Donkey KING
Instead of enjoying the sex with the bees and the eagles. I always heard. “Stop Ordering Us! We Only Listen To Jaeger!”
I am not joking i came here for fun but forgot and started to enjoy it
The best misheard lyrics i heard
when they use the expression "birds and the bees 😏" i didn't mean this 😭
Me in the shower, not knowing Japanese but wanting to sing this:
Actual lyrics:
Sie dind das Essen und wir sind die Jäger
und wir sind Jäger
und wir sind Jäger
fumareta hana no namae mo shirazu ni
chi ni ochita tori wa kaze wo machiwabiru
innota tokoro de nanimo kawaranai
ima wo kaeru no wa tatakau kakugo da
shikabane fumikoete
susumu ishi wo warau buta yo
kachiku no annei
kyogi no hanei
shiseru garou no jiyuu wo
torawareta kutsujoku wa hangeki no kousi da
jouheki no sono kanata emono wo hofuru Jäger
hotobashiru shoudou ni sono mi wo yaki nagara
tasogare ni hi wo ugatsu guren no yumiya
und wir sind Jäger
und wir sind Jäger
und wir sind Jäger
The 1st line caught me off guard!!
THE FIRST SENTENCE GOT ME IN TEARS
This song should be renamed ‘Bee’s and Eagle’s’
The founding seagulls must be a eagle
Who knew lyrics had so deep meaning
"A hobo will se your show with a pony" 😂
If u play it at 0.75 speed u ca year MUCH better
0:42 dancing in the hallway calling your mom gay she says cut all the cheese boiii
What aliens think how we talk:
The first misheard one I did not see the connection those people must have wack hearing well I did hear the bees and eagles only a tiny bit
when i fell sad i will come here
Itchy balls got me like .
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every german person hearing the first line: "WTF not even if you hear closely its this shit"