I retrieved the titanic

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  • Опубліковано 3 жов 2024
  • #funny #haha #laugh #hahha #comedy

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  • @DarkSkin_Ronin
    @DarkSkin_Ronin 27 днів тому +2753

    At least he didn't slither away like a snake.

  • @UncleDijonSurvives
    @UncleDijonSurvives  27 днів тому +2394

    I could’ve just lifted it obviously but this tutorial is for regular humans

    • @Sha-walter_goated
      @Sha-walter_goated 27 днів тому +107

      Only a fool believes you cant lift it

    • @vexiiie7675
      @vexiiie7675 27 днів тому +34

      WHAT THE FU-

    • @Oliver-gu6gm
      @Oliver-gu6gm 27 днів тому +43

      @UncleDijonSurvives so after this light work what do you do about the undead skeletons on the titanic once you get it out of the water? Tutorial plz?

    • @bellomori9944
      @bellomori9944 27 днів тому +7

      But how do you survive yourself

    • @mrconductor144
      @mrconductor144 27 днів тому +6

      Day 1
      Of asking how to defeat Sawicki the mountain lion.

  • @fatyoshiboi
    @fatyoshiboi 27 днів тому +1542

    Not the submarine xd

    • @DJMASTER5620
      @DJMASTER5620 25 днів тому +6

      Sure going through the submarine is 👍🏼 but askin him how to get your cousin is👎🏻

    • @Mazarske.
      @Mazarske. 23 дні тому +6

      its a submersible.

    • @KeidenJames-d4l
      @KeidenJames-d4l 22 дні тому

      The?
      Re is no problem the ocean.Do you know that?
      You should don't why do why

    • @Zxqii_123
      @Zxqii_123 22 дні тому +2

      They still the same ​@@Mazarske.

    • @nathanwhite943
      @nathanwhite943 19 днів тому

      ​@@KeidenJames-d4l I had a stroke reading this comment

  • @Idkbroidont
    @Idkbroidont 26 днів тому +700

    How is this dude not the President yet

    • @kzixum
      @kzixum 24 дні тому +9

      Because he’s Canadian I think

    • @DanteSparda-rt7hy
      @DanteSparda-rt7hy 22 дні тому +3

      Because he doesn't need to be

  • @kerimhemrekovic4341
    @kerimhemrekovic4341 26 днів тому +251

    I Love that well planed BS, i nearly piss myself every time 😂😂😂

  • @nicktrump
    @nicktrump 27 днів тому +294

    They’re not done juiceing money out of it yet 😂

    • @yallprettysus
      @yallprettysus 26 днів тому +5

      That makes absolutely no sense for me

    • @Giggachad14
      @Giggachad14 26 днів тому

      ​@yallprettysus He means that the creator is still using the same type of video over and over and over to make money.

    • @Traeplae
      @Traeplae 22 дні тому

      How do they juice money out of something that ISNT AN ATTRACTION YOU CAN PAY FOR?!?!?!?

    • @thatonecubeek
      @thatonecubeek 22 дні тому

      ​@@TraeplaeYou cant pay for it*anymore*

  • @farrinlandmesser
    @farrinlandmesser 16 днів тому +4

    Not the flat earth😂😂😂

  • @nicholasphillips5406
    @nicholasphillips5406 26 днів тому +28

    No mating ritual with the titanic

  • @Mugzerco
    @Mugzerco 24 дні тому +58

    "Back in my day!" Ahh explanation 💀

  • @LucasGonzalez-rb9un
    @LucasGonzalez-rb9un 27 днів тому +67

    Bear grylls on crack

    • @chessbois
      @chessbois 26 днів тому +2

      bear faked his stuff

  • @MsrquisJackson
    @MsrquisJackson 24 дні тому +11

    The main drain from SpongeBob be like😂😂😂

  • @Rottypops
    @Rottypops 26 днів тому +5

    He did those Oceangate passengers dirty 😂

  • @Thisnthat-666
    @Thisnthat-666 24 дні тому +7

    How to deal with Minecraft Steve irl??? HE WOULD HIT LIKE A TRUCK

  • @Mr_comicguy129
    @Mr_comicguy129 27 днів тому +13

    Bros so strong he made the earth Africa with no water💀

  • @orionshien3358
    @orionshien3358 27 днів тому +64

    Dawg, What about the sea creatures?
    There's no water left for them :c

    • @HotTubMonke
      @HotTubMonke 27 днів тому +28

      They asked him to save the ship not the fish

    • @orionshien3358
      @orionshien3358 27 днів тому +8

      @@HotTubMonke well shit :c

    • @مريممشعجل
      @مريممشعجل 25 днів тому

      Wait does this mean that theres no water we will die in 3 days? Also theres no drain for that yall are dumb im born in a wrong generation

    • @AOW3ray
      @AOW3ray 24 дні тому +2

      I laughed hard at this

  • @trumpportuguy
    @trumpportuguy 26 днів тому +14

    Ocean Gate. That was hilarious

  • @chithramohan2336
    @chithramohan2336 20 днів тому +2

    That one friend who still thinks the earth is flat------_______------

  • @StayMadLmfao
    @StayMadLmfao 14 днів тому

    Bro is a GTA protagonist with the cheats turned on

  • @Son_catman
    @Son_catman 23 дні тому +1

    Lets not forget the time he violated a snake

  • @zatzutwice
    @zatzutwice 23 дні тому +1

    Government are too busy thinking about Mars

  • @ox_SIREN_xo
    @ox_SIREN_xo 24 дні тому +2

    The splits slide off screen is so majestic ❤

  • @sans_99
    @sans_99 27 днів тому +15

    I actually felt bad for him that he has to explain this to us 😢
    come on guys it's just common sense

  • @vanzif5590
    @vanzif5590 21 день тому +1

    Instructions unclear, now I have 5 stars

  • @Veehead1
    @Veehead1 23 дні тому +1

    Troll comics from 2012 be like

  • @djwrice4346
    @djwrice4346 11 днів тому

    “I KNEW THE EARTH WAS FLAT” -flat earthers

  • @JessD.miller1749
    @JessD.miller1749 23 дні тому +1

    You forgot to upercut the seapeople gaurding the plug

  • @borgbath3155
    @borgbath3155 26 днів тому +2

    Lmao what was that move in the end 😂😂😂

  • @triplex3459
    @triplex3459 21 день тому

    Bro got cargobob for this one 😂

  • @tomleman416
    @tomleman416 24 дні тому +2

    This one is brilliant!

  • @Prophet_cee_1
    @Prophet_cee_1 6 днів тому

    Bro pulled the main drain 😂

  • @DashingSteel
    @DashingSteel 21 день тому

    Ironically enough, draining all the world's ocean into space would produce the biggest iceberg ever

  • @Green.Mustard
    @Green.Mustard 26 днів тому +6

    This is a great idea but if it were to be done irl it wouldn't work since it has rusted so much that the metals are weak and fragile that it would just crumble if we tried to pick it up by magnet

    • @thanga71
      @thanga71 22 дні тому

      the video is a joke

  • @xinfamousbullet9513
    @xinfamousbullet9513 22 дні тому

    The Titan 😂 🤣

  • @jerijayz3929
    @jerijayz3929 15 днів тому

    Lol you think everybody has your resources and brain too. AYE YOU MA FAVORITE DUDE LOL

  • @AvshmKurenai-578av
    @AvshmKurenai-578av 21 день тому +1

    Oggy and the cockroaches ahh idea

  • @MoanaTutuila-y7h
    @MoanaTutuila-y7h 10 днів тому

    Danm the ocean gate is wild💀☠️💀☠️

  • @TheRat_King
    @TheRat_King 23 дні тому +1

    Ik why the government hasn't done it yet, it's because it doesn't include completing the mating ritual.

  • @aguy1333
    @aguy1333 23 дні тому

    The government just doesn’t have enough potions of water breathing bruh

  • @trevlyangichana9925
    @trevlyangichana9925 22 дні тому

    This is more doable than using a submarine

  • @gabrielparker3289
    @gabrielparker3289 23 дні тому +1

    Bro facts makes sense to me lol

  • @dylantucker5374
    @dylantucker5374 12 днів тому +1

    Not the OceanGate sub☠️

  • @ShaneSchrute
    @ShaneSchrute 12 днів тому

    I want every tough problem solved by this guy

  • @WiLian-i9c
    @WiLian-i9c 24 дні тому +1

    Even if you do this the ship just damaged because of the ship was stuck in the ocean and if you lift it with a magnet the ship will just broke down.

  • @CASEOH_IS_FAT-1
    @CASEOH_IS_FAT-1 4 дні тому +1

    Buddy a flat earth person tried to prove that the Earth was flat, but only proved is that the Earth was round

  • @eidancadiz4559
    @eidancadiz4559 22 дні тому +1

    The government actually cannot lift the titanic without a magnet because it’s too rusted and it might break it

  • @tegabennett9774
    @tegabennett9774 4 дні тому

    Are we just gonna ignore the fact that bro went through the ocean gate titan

  • @mproductionsstopmotions857
    @mproductionsstopmotions857 25 днів тому +4

    Isn't this like in that one spongebob episode

  • @geeodom2150
    @geeodom2150 20 днів тому

    the magnet will break the brittle ship apart 😂

  • @CheeseBurger-vj5sr
    @CheeseBurger-vj5sr 20 днів тому

    Instructions unclear:I accidently drained world thirst

  • @HeatherRodriguez-ok4xd
    @HeatherRodriguez-ok4xd 20 днів тому

    The medal would break from the erosion

  • @danieljosiah1437
    @danieljosiah1437 13 днів тому

    Pull the plug 😂😂

  • @NahhlWouldLose
    @NahhlWouldLose 20 днів тому

    Bro Is a Albert Einstein level threat

  • @CarlosSolorio-p5b
    @CarlosSolorio-p5b 23 дні тому +1

    Fun fact can you use a giant magnet on the Titanic it will not work because it will break to pieces but when you are using the magnet and you're broken the the Titanic broken on top of the Titanic

  • @TheRedAuditor
    @TheRedAuditor 23 дні тому

    Myphobiasaysfucknotoevenbeingneattheantlantic -Gambit

  • @Phatballzinyoface420
    @Phatballzinyoface420 27 днів тому

    Dude ur FREAKING HILARIOUS

  • @6JessePinkman
    @6JessePinkman 26 днів тому

    This bros editing skills are fire 🔥🔥🔥

  • @ilikebutter466
    @ilikebutter466 25 днів тому +1

    I need a tutorial on how to beat a celestial being

  • @CalebR-md6tg
    @CalebR-md6tg 5 днів тому +1

    Thanks for your help 😂

  • @DapaahChichi
    @DapaahChichi 20 днів тому

    Bro is using common sense to its full potential

  • @zen52.33
    @zen52.33 17 днів тому

    Not the ocean plug 🗿

  • @mwaisambo4085
    @mwaisambo4085 День тому

    You're insane 😂

  • @Tristin_Talamantez
    @Tristin_Talamantez 26 днів тому +1

    I think they're struggling to find the plug. The water pressure is too intense for most things.
    Also the titanic is too old and rusted, it'll fall apart before we can lift it up.

  • @abigailnewkirk1718
    @abigailnewkirk1718 26 днів тому

    I love your vids and how have I not though of that your so smart

  • @stackup31
    @stackup31 18 днів тому

    Instructions unclear, now i have no oceans, and the titanic is on mount everest...upside down.

  • @daveTHEdirty
    @daveTHEdirty 27 днів тому +5

    Dude just casually proves that the Earth is flat take that round earthers

  • @RandomGoji
    @RandomGoji 10 днів тому

    He did it all along

  • @Miles-dz8kk
    @Miles-dz8kk 22 дні тому

    Draining the ocean would just turn the Titanic to dust

  • @Daniyal-h4g
    @Daniyal-h4g 10 днів тому

    He can take out 20 bears for fun if he want to

  • @PapiChulo-n6k
    @PapiChulo-n6k 22 дні тому

    Not the cargobob😂

  • @ottsimba
    @ottsimba 20 днів тому

    Prolly best movie of 2024

  • @elviralerma3413
    @elviralerma3413 11 днів тому

    The boat is so worn down that the magnet would break the boat

  • @WhatismanwithoutGod
    @WhatismanwithoutGod 18 днів тому

    Loved how he showed a disc rather than a sphere

  • @GigaChair9999
    @GigaChair9999 8 днів тому

    Blud destroyed the ps5 submarine

  • @loganmitchell6538
    @loganmitchell6538 13 днів тому

    Bro might be the most smartest mf on earth

  • @vexiiie7675
    @vexiiie7675 27 днів тому +4

    This is so obvious guys im embarrassed.

  • @jenniferb6196
    @jenniferb6196 18 днів тому

    I feel like he could be besties with Shane Gillis

  • @kekskruemel05
    @kekskruemel05 22 дні тому +1

    Well the problem is that the titanic is weak, and will break apart, all the other stuff checks out tho

  • @NX-01_enterprise
    @NX-01_enterprise 23 дні тому

    Plot twist: The Chinook cannot pick up Titanic because Titanic is too massive and heavy

  • @henrywolk
    @henrywolk 10 днів тому

    What to do when you find Nikocado avocado in your basement?

  • @harrisonrussell3617
    @harrisonrussell3617 27 днів тому +3

    Tell us how to beat curious George

    • @Dark_LordW
      @Dark_LordW 27 днів тому

      "Our battle will be legendary!"

  • @TownBizz9600
    @TownBizz9600 14 днів тому

    I need that shirt 😂

  • @HumphreyAlphaandOmega
    @HumphreyAlphaandOmega 24 дні тому

    Ugh flat earthers its ROUND!

  • @Real_ObamaGaming69
    @Real_ObamaGaming69 19 днів тому

    Pretty sure they did this in phineas and ferb

  • @dontpayattention2338
    @dontpayattention2338 23 дні тому

    Day one of asking for him to retrieve the submarine

  • @Chop_chopped
    @Chop_chopped 27 днів тому

    What do I do if I’m surrounded by 12 forest hobos

  • @DarkFire895
    @DarkFire895 19 днів тому

    You should just use the no water cheat code. And spawn a helicopter cheat 😂😂😂

  • @death_player1885
    @death_player1885 16 днів тому

    You forgot one Thing, the sea routes around the world are not usable for the time until the water is back

  • @silverfire6718
    @silverfire6718 17 днів тому

    How to go faster than the Camara man day 1

  • @wakaflocka17
    @wakaflocka17 26 днів тому

    Can you do getting t-Rex bones😂

  • @eliaswormuth3276
    @eliaswormuth3276 21 день тому

    I like the only way that this plan would work is if the earth is flat 😂

  • @solomonplesca5427
    @solomonplesca5427 24 дні тому

    Someone got to tell him 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @PepperStep_
    @PepperStep_ 26 днів тому

    lol they don’t wanna bring it up or it would break apart like fall apart in tiny pieces it’s so old they just wanna leave it down there

  • @jenniferdoetzer415
    @jenniferdoetzer415 20 днів тому

    Jokes aside the magnet would rip it apart

  • @jadepansacala5737
    @jadepansacala5737 11 днів тому

    Pulling it with a magnet can just break the titanic itself due to the rusting of the titanic

  • @reshmarobinson4707
    @reshmarobinson4707 25 днів тому

    How to escape a crashing plain

  • @dinosaurroarthomas4410
    @dinosaurroarthomas4410 24 дні тому

    Bruh the pressure release would crack it and the helicopters would split it to and the magnet!

  • @MaxWeStopen
    @MaxWeStopen 26 днів тому

    The titanic is so rusty it breaks

  • @Wezryx
    @Wezryx 24 дні тому

    There has to be multiple plugs because even in Challenger Deep a singular plug wouldn't be able to drain out the ocean so I guess they did add a complicated Network where when you pull one plug it pulls all the plugs

  • @Poncho2007
    @Poncho2007 24 дні тому

    Please help me uncle dijon I need to drown a bear in my bathtub before I can microwave my noodles

  • @jonnyb_good395
    @jonnyb_good395 12 днів тому

    It's true. The plug is at the bottom of the challenger deep...