Embraced by a Lonely Lamia Girl ASMR Roleplay -- (Female x Male) (Yandere)

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  • @wadaglue8464
    @wadaglue8464 5 років тому +1529

    Me and Lamia girl would get along just fine. Im used to dating snakes.

  • @MRFORD-nc5wg
    @MRFORD-nc5wg 5 років тому +2579

    Me: *stops screaming*
    Lamia: Are you done screaming yet?
    Me: No, hang on. *inhales and screams some more*

    • @kuhlerboi3862
      @kuhlerboi3862 5 років тому +65

      LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

    • @ANT244815
      @ANT244815 5 років тому +100

      Lamia: Ok then. *Goes back to reading a book patiently.*

    • @MasterXChief05
      @MasterXChief05 5 років тому +48

      Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    • @bmunks8692
      @bmunks8692 5 років тому +51

      *(Confused Screaming)*

    • @psychronic8327
      @psychronic8327 5 років тому +56

      Are you secretly powering up for 4 consecutive episodes

  • @BennysGamingAttic
    @BennysGamingAttic 5 років тому +2343

    Her: "I don't want to eat you. That would kill you."
    Me: "Only if I die."

    • @JT1698
      @JT1698 5 років тому +60

      Ben From Gulf City but dying kills people

    • @kkhagerty6315
      @kkhagerty6315 5 років тому +82

      Ben From Gulf City yes that’s what killing you means

    • @alexisfontaine1159
      @alexisfontaine1159 5 років тому +47

      He mean that's he'd like to be vored

    • @lukasmendevi2242
      @lukasmendevi2242 4 роки тому +108

      “Did you really think I would die just because you killed me?”
      -Generic Anime Protagonist

    • @mcannon7097
      @mcannon7097 4 роки тому +56

      "Yes, thats what killing you means"

  • @CeruleanChurch
    @CeruleanChurch 5 років тому +1449

    "You dont believe in love at first sight?"
    No, but I do believe in Stockholm syndrome over time!

    • @ArkayEnchained
      @ArkayEnchained 4 роки тому +44

      I believe in Santa Claus and the tooth fairy and the Easter bunny and John cena and sand

    • @CeruleanChurch
      @CeruleanChurch 4 роки тому +91

      @@ArkayEnchained You had me until John Cena. He is a myth that no mortal has ever seen.

    • @taurusmachina
      @taurusmachina 4 роки тому +17

      I just wanna tell you that I hate you because this comment made me laugh so much I couldn't enjoy the video without pausing it.
      Thank you, but screw you as well :D

    • @mal0708
      @mal0708 4 роки тому +4

      When your captor has better morals:

    • @holykight8481
      @holykight8481 4 роки тому +2

      This is one to remember 😂👌

  • @mr.salty4572
    @mr.salty4572 5 років тому +2612

    I'm more scared about the mating season bc snakes can go at it for 12 hours

    • @toastnbutter8769
      @toastnbutter8769 5 років тому +167

      Mr.Salty 457
      Omg 😂

    • @bogusmetz
      @bogusmetz 5 років тому +353

      *HMMMMMMMMMM-* So does that also apply Miia from monster musume? In that case uhhh the MC is going to have a bad time

    • @titan133760
      @titan133760 5 років тому +203

      @@bogusmetz She actually said that to the MC when she nearly had sex with him

    • @realist_0067
      @realist_0067 5 років тому +123

      Bogus Metz did someone say bad time? *Megalovania he’s stronger*

    • @williamhayes2479
      @williamhayes2479 4 роки тому +124

      tfw a snake lasts longer than you

  • @TheHeroofJustice
    @TheHeroofJustice 5 років тому +1678

    "Now students, raise your hand if you want a part 2"
    All hands shoot up, so fast they break the stratosphere.

    • @DXShy
      @DXShy 5 років тому +56

      *Static* “Houston We have a problem.”

    • @alandpac
      @alandpac 5 років тому +8

      🤚

    • @bluebellgarden4593
      @bluebellgarden4593 5 років тому +7

      🤚

    • @retroreaper867
      @retroreaper867 5 років тому +8

      @@DXShy =================================================================================🤜

    • @Optimaloptimus
      @Optimaloptimus 5 років тому +15

      Nah they raise their hand so fast they do the Nazi salute in unison in support of federally funding part 2 lol.

  • @sirskylight7901
    @sirskylight7901 5 років тому +1013

    Lamia: I guess I can let you go, for now. *realeases tail*
    Me: You fell for it, fool! Thunder Cross Split Attack!

    • @tatujuntunen7668
      @tatujuntunen7668 4 роки тому +67

      Lamia: why do I hear running In the 90s?

    • @notsocrazytank707
      @notsocrazytank707 4 роки тому +75

      Yes! It's an ultimate form of attack and defence!

    • @uwuexperience7593
      @uwuexperience7593 4 роки тому +36

      You think she's a lamia... But it was actually him...

    • @numaorus
      @numaorus 4 роки тому +28

      @@uwuexperience7593 Dont site your deep magic at me, witch. I was there when it was written.

    • @samdilophosaur9787
      @samdilophosaur9787 4 роки тому +6

      Hilarity Ensues

  • @mr.greenface3105
    @mr.greenface3105 5 років тому +1195

    Lamia: **"Accidentally" slips tounge**
    Me: ...
    **Internally** I never knew snake french kissing was my kink this has both made and ruined my life.

    • @somemuppet8952
      @somemuppet8952 5 років тому +21

      Agreed

    • @MIISTAA
      @MIISTAA 5 років тому +26

      How long the tongue

    • @mr.greenface3105
      @mr.greenface3105 5 років тому +50

      @@MIISTAA all the tongue.

    • @redacted4035
      @redacted4035 5 років тому +7

      Mr Greenface, can you please help me learn what my kink is I'm an adult and to THIS DAY I cannot find what my kink is. :/

    • @redacted4035
      @redacted4035 5 років тому +9

      @@mr.greenface3105 please xd I need to learn what my kink is

  • @TheLongwayaway
    @TheLongwayaway 5 років тому +806

    Lamia : “You’re struggling a lot for a person in voring distance”

    • @psychronic8327
      @psychronic8327 5 років тому +101

      You're talking alot of shit for someone in struggle snuggle distance

    • @falsemimicry
      @falsemimicry 5 років тому +40

      You’re struggling a lot for someone in burying alive distance

    • @Bumblebee2361
      @Bumblebee2361 5 років тому +37

      "You're struggling alot for a person In voring dista-"
      *y e s*

    • @Kirkboy44
      @Kirkboy44 5 років тому +14

      You're talking a lot of shit in shotgun range

    • @sirskylight7901
      @sirskylight7901 5 років тому +12

      You’re talking a lot of s*** for someone in beat-the-s***-out-of-you distance.

  • @thestuffthatclaps30
    @thestuffthatclaps30 5 років тому +786

    Her "I'm sorry is my tail cutting of your circulation" me "(cough)harder" "her "what?" Me "what?"

  • @amx-103hammahamma2
    @amx-103hammahamma2 4 роки тому +767

    Her: We are underground where no one can hea-
    Me: FUS RO DAH
    Woah. This is my most liked comment on UA-cam

    • @kitsumiii
      @kitsumiii 4 роки тому +24

      Jake Runin HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I’M FUCKING DONE🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @leonardochagas9930
      @leonardochagas9930 4 роки тому +18

      *SHIIIIIIZAAAAAAA*

    • @dillydel2252
      @dillydel2252 4 роки тому +19

      A true man of culture

    • @phoenix_5857
      @phoenix_5857 4 роки тому +17

      There comes fear over the land with the dovakhiin

    • @blimoppy
      @blimoppy 4 роки тому +7

      Omayahh my stomacc

  • @LTcreed
    @LTcreed 5 років тому +324

    Every time she threatened to eat him all I could think about is how there are ppl who would enjoy that more than the kissing, and I couldnt help but laugh

  • @tiredboi9639
    @tiredboi9639 4 роки тому +325

    “You are human, right? You look human” *sweats in Skinwalker*

    • @Dinosaurman34
      @Dinosaurman34 4 роки тому +35

      Yes.
      Am human, look I has human leg and very human arm. Human limbs, yes.

    • @DarkStarBlackOut
      @DarkStarBlackOut 4 роки тому +25

      Her: you are human right?
      me: im a fucking wendigo i can shapeshift
      her: good enough

    • @frankwoods9895
      @frankwoods9895 3 роки тому +8

      Hmmm i seem to be an a10 warthog

    • @rustyfisher2081
      @rustyfisher2081 3 роки тому +5

      Shapeshifting wendigo? Holy guacamole

    • @alfiekelly1165
      @alfiekelly1165 3 роки тому +8

      Sweats in Pinocchio

  • @PizzaNuggetPie
    @PizzaNuggetPie 4 роки тому +407

    "By my side, or in my tummy!"
    You've never been on deviantart before, have you sweety?

  • @CCG_LargoBargo
    @CCG_LargoBargo 5 років тому +225

    GuYs WaNt ViOlAnCe
    The kind of love guys actually want:

  • @r.fenicks5676
    @r.fenicks5676 5 років тому +329

    And remember, no step on snek or you will get the hurt juice.

    • @Rocky4719
      @Rocky4719 5 років тому +14

      Richard Tylka ahh, a Lucidchart reference. You are an individual of culture!

    • @Optimaloptimus
      @Optimaloptimus 5 років тому +8

      Technically you can’t step on her unless it’s the end of her tail. Cause the rest of her body would be massive. Basically you would just be trippin and fumbling your ass as you try to walk over her.

    • @coloradostatesenatorsteven7443
      @coloradostatesenatorsteven7443 5 років тому +19

      DANGER BOOP INCOMING

    • @Nate-zm4jo
      @Nate-zm4jo 4 роки тому +2

      Made by New England Gang

    • @_e_3190
      @_e_3190 4 роки тому +2

      Must boop *SNEK*

  • @vanessamichellelee
    @vanessamichellelee 5 років тому +306

    As a girl, I am 100% down with this lamia keeping me. She is affectionate. I am happy

    • @psychronic8327
      @psychronic8327 5 років тому +16

      Spicy

    • @brambleknight7217
      @brambleknight7217 5 років тому +12

      “As a girl” = “as a vegan”

    • @Kirkboy44
      @Kirkboy44 5 років тому +2

      Hol up

    • @FireBorne102
      @FireBorne102 5 років тому +35

      As a lesbian, i am 200% down with this Lamia keeping me. She has a lovely voice. I am satisfied.

    • @DiegoHernandez-sp5ms
      @DiegoHernandez-sp5ms 5 років тому +3

      Wait that's ille- nevermind it's acceptable...

  • @TheGJone2777
    @TheGJone2777 5 років тому +397

    Her: I don’t want to eat you that would kill you
    Knowledge 100%
    Part 2 please? ☺️

    • @mrmoe4133
      @mrmoe4133 5 років тому +2

      Steven Pappas I agree PART 2

    • @crowfee2910
      @crowfee2910 5 років тому +2

      Knowledge 100%? You fool, she is only using 10% of her true power!

    • @Optimaloptimus
      @Optimaloptimus 5 років тому

      The Sketch Crew Not even 10% that was like 3% fam.

    • @psychronic8327
      @psychronic8327 5 років тому +1

      You're about to endure the power of a dying star ... It will kill you
      Only if I die
      ... Yes .... That's ..... What killing you ... Means 😶

    • @raulrosas5068
      @raulrosas5068 4 роки тому

      Steven Pappas this is big brain time

  • @dougwitus
    @dougwitus 5 років тому +318

    Lamia “sorry was my tail squeezing you to hard”
    Me talking thought my cracked rib “nope just fine”

    • @psychronic8327
      @psychronic8327 5 років тому +22

      Tis just a flesh wound

    • @angeldust8366
      @angeldust8366 5 років тому +1

      And what about your fractured spine

    • @seanmuller7579
      @seanmuller7579 5 років тому +7

      It's just a scratch

    • @mooncrumble9036
      @mooncrumble9036 5 років тому +2

      **Similar ToWhenAStoreHelperAsksIfYour FindingEverythingAlrightButYou're Lost&ATeenagerThatPassesForA AdultButYouLostYour mom BecauseSheSentYouForBreadIn TheWrongAisleButYouLiedInstead BecauseYourTooSociallyAwkward ToAskForHelpFromAStrangerEven ThoughIt'sPartOfTheirJobButYou WouldStillFeelLikeABurdenFor
      HavingSoMuchTroubleJustFinding
      BreadEvenThoughThey'reBigSignsButThey'reInAWeirdFontAnd HardToReadSoYouJustSayYour Fine**

    • @mrwhoopieman6079
      @mrwhoopieman6079 4 роки тому +5

      @@mooncrumble9036 w h a t

  • @axelf8557
    @axelf8557 5 років тому +598

    Snake Senpai: If I swallow you whole, you can never leave me again...
    Me: Well TECHNICALLY...

  • @sivertail
    @sivertail 5 років тому +632

    "hot lamia mom wants help for shedding" or "hot lamia singels in your area"

    • @kuhlerboi3862
      @kuhlerboi3862 5 років тому +59

      mortals hate these tricks

    • @sivertail
      @sivertail 5 років тому +24

      i wrote that comment with no context but apparently it wasn't need it

    • @kuhlerboi3862
      @kuhlerboi3862 5 років тому +4

      @@sivertail cool

    • @nagash2731
      @nagash2731 5 років тому +13

      For real, tho, I would watch a sequel where we need to help her shed her skin.

    • @sivertail
      @sivertail 5 років тому +7

      @@nagash2731 who wouldn't???

  • @anonjoe8183
    @anonjoe8183 5 років тому +488

    Her "Let's get this straight. By my side or in my tummy.."
    Me "Don't threaten me with a good time you shmexy snek!"

  • @squidkiller1022
    @squidkiller1022 5 років тому +344

    I misread the title as “Embraced by a lonely Latina Girl” This is great too though!

    • @RedTitan01
      @RedTitan01 5 років тому +6

      Travis Nall 😂😂

    • @mr.greenface3105
      @mr.greenface3105 5 років тому +20

      Embraced by a mopey latina girl

    • @kuhlerboi3862
      @kuhlerboi3862 5 років тому +23

      ai caramba

    • @michaelgerman9874
      @michaelgerman9874 5 років тому +10

      I read it at Llama because I don't know how to spell.

    • @camiloiribarren1450
      @camiloiribarren1450 5 років тому +3

      Travis Nall you’re not the only one lol. I misread it too and then I saw the real title

  • @cvasquez3376
    @cvasquez3376 4 роки тому +98

    Lamia: *Drags me to her lair.*
    Me: *TELL MY MOM, "I LOVE HER!!!"*

    • @rans0mware
      @rans0mware 4 роки тому +5

      If you want her to live longer, don't say it loudly around this girl

    • @xamoshiss4415
      @xamoshiss4415 3 роки тому

      My guy👀 if YOU want to live longer don't ever say that around her

    • @vorelordjr9019
      @vorelordjr9019 3 роки тому

      @@rans0mware or just yell ad victoriam

  • @blastalion3103
    @blastalion3103 5 років тому +273

    Her: your face is so beautiful
    Me: *face shatters every mirror*
    Her: and your skin is so soft
    Me: *sandpaper is softer than my skin*
    Me: What is wrong with this girl

    • @amaizen4817
      @amaizen4817 5 років тому +20

      feel u homie

    • @personthatexists3784
      @personthatexists3784 4 роки тому +8

      a lot of shit dude

    • @JayTohab
      @JayTohab 4 роки тому +5

      Desperation makes everyone attractive.

    • @redheadredneckv
      @redheadredneckv 4 роки тому +4

      It’s a snake skin isn’t an issue

    • @zain4019
      @zain4019 4 роки тому +7

      sometimes you’ve gotta learn to take the compliment

  • @ghostrider5456
    @ghostrider5456 4 роки тому +79

    Her: is pet offensive?
    Me: not wanting to get eaten”no it’s fine?😬😬

  • @bridgetttraylor221
    @bridgetttraylor221 5 років тому +70

    I am constantly impressed by the quality and quantity of your videos, Dangerous. It is a rarity to find channels like this. Keep up the great work! ❤️❤️

  • @Azkriels
    @Azkriels 5 років тому +45

    Hope for a speedy recovery on the sprained foot and that your sinuses clear up!

  • @boombar8721
    @boombar8721 5 років тому +81

    "I'll only eat you if you try to run"
    Me:Ok fair enough

  • @vegito6679
    @vegito6679 4 роки тому +104

    Her: Your within dino biting distance!
    Me: runs away using the joestar secret technique.

    • @thealmightyflyguy4791
      @thealmightyflyguy4791 4 роки тому +2

      Sounds like diego is the dino if so johnny gonna have a hard time using the joestar techniqe

    • @kingramsey7870
      @kingramsey7870 4 роки тому

      @@thealmightyflyguy4791 duh, Johnny skipped leg day

    • @regirock7313
      @regirock7313 4 роки тому +1

      hail flyguymb562 Johnny is the only joe star incapable of the technique

    • @Ob1tuber
      @Ob1tuber 3 роки тому

      Me: Jurassic Park theme intensifies

    • @doomslayer3389
      @doomslayer3389 3 роки тому

      JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOJOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @sixthhaven4409
    @sixthhaven4409 5 років тому +216

    Her: I’m taking you to my home.
    Me: but is there food tho.
    Her: What?
    Me: Is there food?
    Her: W-Well no but-
    Me: Aight I’m bout to head out

  • @occamsbeatinstick.3076
    @occamsbeatinstick.3076 4 роки тому +34

    "I'm the last one of my kind...."
    Not for long you aren't if you keep bathing me in compliments and frenching me like this.

  • @Shanethefilmmaker
    @Shanethefilmmaker 2 роки тому +26

    Lamia: Threatens to eat human if he tries to leave.
    Also Lamia: Afraid of offending the person she threatened.

  • @Giriko3490
    @Giriko3490 5 років тому +77

    PERFECT! The ASMR world needed more lamia. Any way to encourage more of this?

    • @Giriko3490
      @Giriko3490 5 років тому +8

      P.S. Pet is NOT offensive! Can you call us that, pretty please?

    • @mr.greenface3105
      @mr.greenface3105 5 років тому +2

      @@Giriko3490 hmm not offensive huh ...
      "*Pet* can you get the door."
      "*Pet* come over here"
      "*Pet* what are you doing."

    • @Giriko3490
      @Giriko3490 5 років тому +4

      @@mr.greenface3105 coming from Dangerous, that'd be hot

  • @mr.nightfall4976
    @mr.nightfall4976 4 роки тому +130

    Her: you can never leave me again.
    Me: FUS RO D-
    HER: SUFFOCATES ME WITH KISSES
    Me: respawns in the same cave
    Also me: well god dammit!!!!

    • @brodarus2508
      @brodarus2508 4 роки тому +12

      Ah, quick saved at the wrong time

    • @justa9560
      @justa9560 4 роки тому +2

      @@brodarus2508 re:zero

    • @sodapop2751
      @sodapop2751 4 роки тому +1

      Ah yes the dragon born welcome to the snake cave

    • @jerrymcbride5589
      @jerrymcbride5589 4 роки тому +2

      When your game automatically saves and you haven't quick saved in like 4 hours

    • @gator5353
      @gator5353 4 роки тому

      Aka’bra is quiet uncomfortable Aka’bra needs skooma

  • @AsMr-gv1ow
    @AsMr-gv1ow 5 років тому +101

    I hope this can become a series. I hope we can talk her into coming back to civilization with us.

    • @heheyboi1065
      @heheyboi1065 5 років тому +3

      There's an anime adaptation Called "Monster Musume".Check it out.

    • @Ob1tuber
      @Ob1tuber 3 роки тому +1

      Go ahead and watch Atragon, a building sized serpent is the last thing you want

  • @lol-ls4gj
    @lol-ls4gj 5 років тому +149

    Finally I'm not alone....Oh this a video.... and not real (starts to cry)

  • @potatortheomnipotentspud
    @potatortheomnipotentspud 4 роки тому +24

    "If I swallow you whole, you can never leave me again."
    *V O R E*

  • @sniperninja473
    @sniperninja473 4 роки тому +49

    "I don't want to eat you that could kill you"
    (Confused confusion)

  • @oasis8172
    @oasis8172 5 років тому +79

    Lamia: "I love you."
    Me: "Come again?"
    Lamia: "New relationships can be intimidating."
    Also Me: "Lady, I am not your boyfriend!"

  • @SuperXAsh
    @SuperXAsh 5 років тому +46

    Lamia wouldn’t need to force me into a relationship.

    • @NixonFan94
      @NixonFan94 4 роки тому +4

      SuperXAsh why because you’re so desperate for a relationship?

    • @markodissey405
      @markodissey405 4 роки тому +2

      Baby Yoda why else?

    • @SuperXAsh
      @SuperXAsh 4 роки тому +2

      @@NixonFan94 ...... really know how to cut deep. e_e

  • @latheradom4148
    @latheradom4148 4 роки тому +53

    “Don’t threaten me with a good time!”
    - Brendon Urie Panic at the Disco

    • @auggie_is_sad6758
      @auggie_is_sad6758 4 роки тому +2

      I don't mean to be rude, but its Brendon, not Brandon, nice reference though.

    • @latheradom4148
      @latheradom4148 4 роки тому +3

      Thanks it was the auto correction

    • @vorelordjr9019
      @vorelordjr9019 3 роки тому +1

      No one is afraid of you humans in

    • @latheradom4148
      @latheradom4148 3 роки тому +1

      @@vorelordjr9019 your too late this comment is like a year old

    • @WAFFLECUBEE
      @WAFFLECUBEE 3 роки тому +1

      Oh

  • @yeet1399
    @yeet1399 5 років тому +142

    Her: "I'm not going to eat you."
    Me: oh thank god.
    Her: "I LOVE you"
    Me:.....What is this "love" you speak of? I've never heard or seen it. Is it like a fruit?

    • @wicked7618
      @wicked7618 5 років тому +16

      4ZR43L WHAT IS LOVE, Baby Don’t eat me, don’t eat me, No More

    • @Mothdoodlez
      @Mothdoodlez 5 років тому +4

      What is Love?! Baby don't hurt me! don't hurt me! no more!!

    • @SCP_TIME.
      @SCP_TIME. 5 років тому +9

      Love means level of violence.

    • @jackatlas7952
      @jackatlas7952 5 років тому +1

      Me:(screaming inside while smiling)

    • @squidkiller1022
      @squidkiller1022 5 років тому +1

      I think it’s some kind of beverage...

  • @glumpyweed3934
    @glumpyweed3934 5 років тому +53

    Snake girl: am happy
    *Hugs*
    Me: (•////•) oh nuh
    Snake girl: I need some snuggles love
    *She started wrap her tail around me*
    Me: I can’t breathe (X_X)

    • @KirbyProductions
      @KirbyProductions 5 років тому +2

      Glumpy 60749 *starts to feel pain* Hey snake girl calm down you’ll break my bones

    • @KirbyProductions
      @KirbyProductions 5 років тому +1

      *heart shatter* well sh$& next time wear Tammy armor

    • @citizenblu
      @citizenblu 4 роки тому +2

      (hears a couple of bones pop) ACK! Too tight! Too -- ! (feels sucking on arm) Uh. Uh-oh...! This is actually pretty bad.

  • @boxofmadness2511
    @boxofmadness2511 5 років тому +170

    I love yanderes and lamias why can't I just tell them that I love them to, we need a yandere video with a willing listener
    edit
    ok so....what the actual fuck...i just checked the coments of this and...im a bit worried of everyones mental health honestly, tho well arent we all psychos after all...but yeah, didnt though my coment would give room for such....things

    • @PolarZ0
      @PolarZ0 5 років тому +9

      Bro true we need those wiling people thats are understanding(so i can relate more ;-;)

    • @mr.greenface3105
      @mr.greenface3105 5 років тому +12

      @@PolarZ0 that's called Stockholm syndrome

    • @PolarZ0
      @PolarZ0 5 років тому +10

      @@mr.greenface3105 yeah but they liked me first

    • @mr.greenface3105
      @mr.greenface3105 5 років тому +14

      @@PolarZ0 that ... That's still Stockholm syndrome

    • @nagash2731
      @nagash2731 5 років тому +6

      @@mr.greenface3105 ... And?

  • @elijahb524
    @elijahb524 5 років тому +95

    Why does this remind me of Mia(but very clingy and kissy) from Monster Musume: Everyday life with Monsters.

    • @TekkamanSeraphim
      @TekkamanSeraphim 5 років тому +23

      So......Miia. Just Miia. Maybe amped up a little, but still the same.

    • @potatohildy
      @potatohildy 5 років тому +3

      God that manga/anime is SOMETHING ELSE

    • @fireflare2908
      @fireflare2908 5 років тому +1

      She's Mia DIALED UP TO 11000000

    • @ASMRCHIVES
      @ASMRCHIVES 5 років тому +2

      @@TekkamanSeraphim accept in this case, shes gonna get what she wants😆

    • @Optimaloptimus
      @Optimaloptimus 5 років тому +5

      But, but that’s exactly Miia though. She’s a little more amplified in her actions but she’s basically Miia. Well minus her age possibly. The Lamia in this video sounds older, like milf waifu material older. Which I’m fine with of course.

  • @josephsingh6818
    @josephsingh6818 5 років тому +17

    I love how we're just like "welp this is my life now".

  • @blackburn115
    @blackburn115 4 роки тому +14

    Lamia: "Your face is so beautiful"
    Me: "... debatable..."
    Lamia: "And your skin is so soft"
    Me: "....... debatable......."

  • @ASMRCHIVES
    @ASMRCHIVES 4 роки тому +6

    I still come back to this masterpiece every once in a while, my ears would be nothing without you Dangerous.

  • @princeofalltoasters8813
    @princeofalltoasters8813 5 років тому +7

    If there is anything that deserves to be a series it's this

  • @humanstandssans2484
    @humanstandssans2484 5 років тому +65

    YES! Yes yes yes!!!!! Dangerous, you beautiful ASMR-tist, you! You're amazing at this stuff, and this is 30x more awesome than I hoped! Thank you!!!

  • @jimshotfirst4887
    @jimshotfirst4887 3 роки тому +15

    *Snek:* "Stop screaming, you're going to wake the whole jungle"
    *Me, who has been dead silent this entire time:*

  • @ASH_HYPES_ALONE
    @ASH_HYPES_ALONE 4 роки тому +9

    Me: *encounters a lamia*
    Also me: *quicksaving*

  • @darkturtleboy1696
    @darkturtleboy1696 4 роки тому +19

    Her: shshshshshshsh I'm not going to hurt you
    Me: "sees a half snake and half human monster"...
    Me: ...Welp I'm out...

  • @thisismymondayface8045
    @thisismymondayface8045 5 років тому +14

    Lamia: I love you!
    Me: Hey me too! Now get in line woman.

  • @fruitsnacks5776
    @fruitsnacks5776 4 роки тому +9

    Lamia: ur going to wake the entire jungle with all of the screaming
    Me: IN THE JUNGLE, THE MIGHTY JUNGLE, THE LION SLEEPS TONIGHT!!!

  • @GreaseTrapWiz
    @GreaseTrapWiz 5 років тому +26

    What will our daring adventurer do to escape this situation?
    Nothing

    • @JayTohab
      @JayTohab 5 років тому +2

      GreaseTrap Wizard Absolutely nothing.

    • @psychronic8327
      @psychronic8327 5 років тому +3

      The next episode is just one extended establishing shot of his new lifestyle

    • @bjaraptor
      @bjaraptor 4 роки тому +1

      Watch next episode how our adventurer makes love to a lamia

    • @bjaraptor
      @bjaraptor 4 роки тому

      @@Optimaloptimus GODDAMMIT WHY WERE YOU FIRST!!! (J.k. btw

    • @Ob1tuber
      @Ob1tuber 3 роки тому +1

      Find out on the next episode of Why the Hell is this in my Recommended
      I have made this a joke now

  • @bright1359
    @bright1359 3 роки тому +5

    I always come back to this... It makes me feel like somebody actually cares about me

  • @Dizaster1995
    @Dizaster1995 4 роки тому +5

    you know i was just listening like "ok yandere snake woman" until she mentioned just keeping the listener in her stomach to be safe... then my mind went "well you know safe until you ultimately digest the person, then you lost them forever. cause you know thats how stomachs work..." like why am i trying to apply logic to the mind of a yandere XD

  • @KirbyProductions
    @KirbyProductions 5 років тому +7

    *your leg gets to shaky and starts falling down*
    *you feel her wrap her coils around you*
    *you thank her and fall asleep*
    Lamia: Don’t worry little mortal I’ll keep you safe I promise

  • @justdave.nothingelse5051
    @justdave.nothingelse5051 5 років тому +22

    I came in because of memes and came out with anxiety

  • @redsnake188
    @redsnake188 5 років тому +14

    Lamia: there we're underground yell your lungs out for all I care
    Me:Don't mind if I do *deep inhale*

  • @nexusproductions4665
    @nexusproductions4665 3 роки тому +3

    The character: scared out of his mind of being killed by a monster. Me: I see this as an absolute win.

  • @claytwinton7528
    @claytwinton7528 3 роки тому +9

    Lamia:"you look like a human."
    Me:(sarcastically) no I'm a magical Pixy ape with a bow tie. Yes I'm human.

  • @EchthelionII
    @EchthelionII 5 років тому +4

    6:25 Oh I'm so sorry to hear that. Come sit down and tell me all your worries.
    Something tells me that these types of audios aren't good for we lonely beings. But I can't help myself, the content is too good.

  • @princesoulger999
    @princesoulger999 5 років тому +7

    Lamia: shhh
    Me: i didn't say any-
    Lamia: shhh
    Me: I Didn't Say-
    Lamia: shh
    Me: I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING!
    Lamia: You're gonna bother the whole jungle with all this screaming.

  • @advocatusdaemoniorum1696
    @advocatusdaemoniorum1696 5 років тому +3

    "I don't want to run I want you to love me, maybe my life back home sucks. And maybe will be better here" love the videos girl keep them up and your talents will bring you great joy and success. And if u can please make one about a lovestruck vampire stalking a hopeless romantic and hes into it. Much love and support

  • @axelmilan4292
    @axelmilan4292 4 роки тому +9

    Honestly, being wrapped up by a sleek, smooth lamia tail doesn't sound too bad. Kinda like a therapy blanket with an adjustable pressure setting.
    .........
    Am I insane?

    • @mc_malone
      @mc_malone Рік тому +1

      Sort of. (No offence)

  • @cigfran9812
    @cigfran9812 5 років тому +28

    The title should have been "lonely man embraced by lonely lamia" 😂

  • @johncampbell7133
    @johncampbell7133 4 роки тому +6

    Her: "You've probably never even seen another Lamia before, never kissed by one."
    Me coming to this after 15 other Lamia asmr videos
    "Buddy, I've seen things."

  • @tagokami7662
    @tagokami7662 5 років тому +41

    Me, a hella gay girl looking for content at 2am:...*clicks video and just pretends imma dude for 15:30ish minutes*

  • @zinganeatsr4011
    @zinganeatsr4011 5 років тому +9

    * hears Dangerous’ voice behind me * “Aww shit, here we go again.”

  • @johnw3194
    @johnw3194 4 роки тому +3

    My absolute favorite ASMR roleplay EVER. And trust me i ve seen PLENTY!

  • @revenant849
    @revenant849 4 роки тому +11

    Half human: Dad how did you meet mom?
    Me: *deep sigh* Don't go into the woods during mating season
    *snake tail begins to coil around me*

  • @TK0921
    @TK0921 3 роки тому +5

    To be honest, if I'm walking deep out into the jungle something has probably gone very wrong in my life and being held captive by a possessive snake girl would probably be an improvement over whatever led up to me trekking out into the jungle in the first place.

  • @camiloiribarren1450
    @camiloiribarren1450 5 років тому +5

    Anybody else get the feeling that all our monster girl fantasies may come true because of this channel?

  • @jwatson15
    @jwatson15 4 роки тому +4

    Hands down this is my favorite ASMR.

  • @EchthelionII
    @EchthelionII 5 років тому +11

    1:50 Hold on, I'm not sure about this. Let me think it over for a bit.
    *30* *seconds* *later* Alright, I am okay with this. Please, proceed. After all, what's to keep two lonely souls apart hm?

  • @that1guy446
    @that1guy446 5 років тому +8

    You can call me pet on one condition, you give me extra headpats

    • @nyetloki
      @nyetloki 4 роки тому +1

      A man of culture I see

  • @GenericProtagonist7
    @GenericProtagonist7 5 років тому +2

    I don't know why, but I always find Lamia's the funniest conceptually, just the idea of a warrior swinging his blade like a madman and screaming his lungs out all while the Lamia just holds him out of range and looks on, completely unamused.

  • @xeonblack1235
    @xeonblack1235 5 років тому +5

    "Damn...I gotta quit going to parties, people keep spiking my drinks, and I wake up in random places..."
    **I'd say as I'm in the grasp of a lamia girl**

    • @KirbyProductions
      @KirbyProductions 5 років тому

      Xeon Black welp now I cannot go to crazy parties and get drunk

  • @alphalazerwerecat7720
    @alphalazerwerecat7720 5 років тому +4

    "Having trouble at the moment?" *REVEALS METAL PARTS BELOW HALF OF ORIGINAL FLESH (A.K.A: FUR COAT)*

  • @DiegoHernandez-sp5ms
    @DiegoHernandez-sp5ms 5 років тому +17

    Me:*gets kidnapped by a lamia*
    Lamia: I'm not going to eat you that could kill you
    God:Noah? GET THE BOAT!

    • @nyetloki
      @nyetloki 4 роки тому +1

      I mean that's almost how it happened. Snakegirls are the result of Angels and humans, which is why god flooded the earth.

  • @romancapulus5577
    @romancapulus5577 4 роки тому +2

    Me: *screaming*
    Lamia: Can you please just stop? It’s hurting my ears.
    Me: *Louder screaming*

  • @dorianmcdonald1674
    @dorianmcdonald1674 4 роки тому +3

    I honestly would quite enjoy an alternative to this where the listener actually enjoys and entertains the idea of a future of living with the lamia.

  • @meatclown290
    @meatclown290 4 роки тому +5

    "I'm very fast"
    Me too
    "I can slither up this burrow before you even make it half way through"
    Oh you mean like running and stuff

    • @Ob1tuber
      @Ob1tuber 3 роки тому +1

      It’s a one exit and entrance, so it’s going to be like a train

    • @meatclown290
      @meatclown290 3 роки тому +2

      @@Ob1tuber I believe you have missed the point of my comment. Bless you

  • @DDLAFFEY724
    @DDLAFFEY724 5 років тому +6

    I never thought I needed a lamia yandere girlfriend until now

  • @alfiekelly1165
    @alfiekelly1165 3 роки тому +5

    Lamia: I’m sorry was my tail squeezing you too hard
    Me with 5 broken and 3 cracked ribs: just a little

  • @yoshaanimation3192
    @yoshaanimation3192 3 роки тому +4

    This human is so ungrateful, I'd be acting like a happy dog in this situation

  • @roymcdre9180
    @roymcdre9180 5 років тому +10

    "What about this"
    "What about this"
    "What about this"
    *still not doing the thing i like*

  • @uriahRhone-medrano
    @uriahRhone-medrano 5 років тому +14

    This Lamia has thing for me. Awesome. I think I like her too. She's so pretty 😍

  • @katana888
    @katana888 4 роки тому +3

    To be honest I have been looking for this type of video. They do bring a sense of relaxation and also help my imagination run wild. Keep up the good work and pray my Fiance doest find out I listen to this lol

  • @finnedjoker
    @finnedjoker 5 років тому +15

    Going out with a lamia = her being a bed by using her tail

    • @Ob1tuber
      @Ob1tuber 3 роки тому +1

      Depends on length

  • @memesbecauselife2519
    @memesbecauselife2519 5 років тому +4

    Me: reads desc
    Also me: seems a bit needy but I can relate

  • @matthewjarrell9953
    @matthewjarrell9953 4 роки тому +1

    Only thing I don’t like is that the voice is so soothing that I fell asleep halfway through and had to start it over cause I had forgotten what happens in the first half once I woke up.

  • @kieranmills1548
    @kieranmills1548 4 роки тому +11

    Her :“ I don’t wanna eat you , that could kill you?”
    Suicidal person: hold my beer !

  • @kkhagerty6315
    @kkhagerty6315 5 років тому +23

    I would sacrifice my 7th finger to get a part 2
    Btw you’ve earned a new subscriber, this was great

    • @bengilmore4800
      @bengilmore4800 5 років тому +3

      I am here to collect, you got your second part.

    • @kkhagerty6315
      @kkhagerty6315 5 років тому +1

      Ben Gilmore take the finger

    • @bengilmore4800
      @bengilmore4800 5 років тому +1

      @@kkhagerty6315 perfect, I will add it to my collection.

    • @kkhagerty6315
      @kkhagerty6315 4 роки тому +1

      Michael Miles it worked didn’t it?

    • @Ob1tuber
      @Ob1tuber 3 роки тому +1

      7th finger? Are you a mutant or something

  • @RaptorRexProductions
    @RaptorRexProductions 4 роки тому +3

    Dangerous ASMR this is the video that brought me to your channel, thank you for gracing us with your voice work

  • @NOOBMASTER-hy6uo
    @NOOBMASTER-hy6uo 4 роки тому +2

    “I Don’t Want To Eat You,That Could Kill You”
    Millennials: That’s Why I’m Here

  • @clonsombredenoob
    @clonsombredenoob Рік тому +1

    so far this roleplay is still my favorite