Star Wars Memes #40

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  • Опубліковано 15 гру 2024

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  • @StarWarsTricks
    @StarWarsTricks  5 років тому +823

    Hello there, welcome to a special 10 minute episode of Star Wars Memes! Hope you all enjoy, and if you haven't already be sure to leave a comment for a chance to be featured in the next Episode.

    • @javieryllanes1987
      @javieryllanes1987 5 років тому +1

      Hi star wars tricks

    • @dread_4007
      @dread_4007 5 років тому +8

      Obi-Wan Kenobi...

    • @joshuagrahammoment4646
      @joshuagrahammoment4646 5 років тому +11

      *when you get a tiktok ad and it stops 1 second before being able to skip*
      Tik-tok:*are you going to kill me?*
      literally everyone:*I would certainly like to.*

    • @jeremiahheldreth9731
      @jeremiahheldreth9731 5 років тому +1

      You sicking me Javier Yllames you should have say.
      *General Kenobi*

    • @p_k3814
      @p_k3814 5 років тому +4

      If at first you don't succeed, give it up and take a seat!
      (Anakin while failing to reach the rank of master)

  • @joe19392
    @joe19392 5 років тому +2051

    Optimist: The glass is half full
    Pessimist: The glass is half empty
    Prequel Memer: Not to worry, we’re still flying half a ship

    • @pohenixwielki3178
      @pohenixwielki3178 5 років тому +9

      I didn't, so I gave him a like. It looks like over 400 people are in similar situation, therefore posting link to this side might be a good idea.

    • @dpfwnetwork3379
      @dpfwnetwork3379 5 років тому +2

      😂

    • @joe19392
      @joe19392 5 років тому +6

      Darth Jar Jar I didn’t see this. A buddy of mine told me the joke, I thought it was funny, so I commented it.

    • @ebear5595
      @ebear5595 5 років тому +3

      Prequel Memer: Not to worry, there is still half the capacity of the glass of liquid in the glass

    • @randominternettoaster7859
      @randominternettoaster7859 5 років тому

      YOU MEAN HALF A GLASS

  • @MrClean-nu2sw
    @MrClean-nu2sw 5 років тому +557

    Mace Windu: Um...whatcha got there?
    *Elaborate conspiracy to commit genocide across the galaxy and instate a military dictatorship*
    Palpatine: A smoothie.

  • @matisowaty4346
    @matisowaty4346 5 років тому +182

    When someone says that you can't make memes out of a Star Wars Vader Fan Series
    Me: I will not be Denied!

    • @pohenixwielki3178
      @pohenixwielki3178 5 років тому +6

      When somebody asks how were you able to made them.
      Power, that's how.

  • @TimWhiteCubs
    @TimWhiteCubs 5 років тому +419

    Everyone else: the phantom menace
    Me, an intellectual: Not just the phantom menace, but the phantom womenace, and the phantom childrenace, too.

  • @spaceboi1472
    @spaceboi1472 5 років тому +805

    Roses are red,
    Jedi tell lies,
    Did you ever hear the tragedy of darth plagueis the wise?

    • @Yora21
      @Yora21 5 років тому +31

      Sith lightsabers are red
      Yoda is green
      Everything is proceeding, just as i have forseen.

    • @Simo_Oficiall
      @Simo_Oficiall 5 років тому +27

      Kenobi's hair is red
      Dooku's hair is grey
      I shouldn't have done that, it's not the jedi way.

    • @obeyduarte6868
      @obeyduarte6868 5 років тому +11

      Dont blame it on the sunshine
      Dont blame it on the moonlight
      Dont blame it on the good times
      Blame it on the droid attack on the wookies

    • @fatefps.
      @fatefps. 4 роки тому +4

      Roses are red
      Violets are blue
      Let’s attack that tower
      You underestimate my power

    • @Bluecamaro8694
      @Bluecamaro8694 4 роки тому +4

      Vaders lightsaber is red
      My lightsaber is blue
      I would not like to teach, someone like you

  • @augustusofprimaporta3721
    @augustusofprimaporta3721 5 років тому +376

    When you finally get a notification for a new Star Wars Memes video
    “This is where the fun begins”

    • @augustusofprimaporta3721
      @augustusofprimaporta3721 5 років тому +1

      Holy crap, 2 hearts in a row?

    • @plutarchvonpluto6439
      @plutarchvonpluto6439 5 років тому +1

      When you notice that Star Wars Tricks has uploaded a new video but it's late, you have to go early to the university tommorow and you decide to see it anyway instead of sleeping: The hardest choices require the strongest wills.

    • @darthsideous4478
      @darthsideous4478 5 років тому +1

      Plutarch Iliadis
      Please give up on your comedy career

  • @DarthVader-pl5ts
    @DarthVader-pl5ts 5 років тому +1283

    Your teacher took your phone?
    Mine took my legs.

  • @quibbles3234
    @quibbles3234 5 років тому +155

    Obi Wan: why the long face?
    Ki adi mundi: ...

    • @saman9291
      @saman9291 5 років тому +1

      l m f a o

    • @odindobres4673
      @odindobres4673 5 років тому +2

      Ki adi mundi: What about the droid attack on the wookies?

    • @khanaratsadon
      @khanaratsadon 5 років тому

      What's up with ki adi mundi's forehead

    • @astrodreamer946
      @astrodreamer946 5 років тому +1

      @@khanaratsadon The dude has a second heart on top of his brain. There's a whole lore reason for his species to have two, but I forget why.

  • @sociallyinept1079
    @sociallyinept1079 5 років тому +64

    When an Imperial Officer makes an honest mistake and learns from it:
    Vader:
    *OH BOY, HERE I GO KILLING AGAIN*

  • @bigolgrape
    @bigolgrape 5 років тому +122

    Random clone: dies
    Jedi: meh
    Important clone: dies
    Jedi: nooooooo!

    • @TheMemeSchemer
      @TheMemeSchemer 4 роки тому +1

      In the name innit, random or important

    • @Jetsky_YT
      @Jetsky_YT 3 роки тому

      @@TheMemeSchemer he shoulda said named clones instead of important

    • @harpreetdiocee6062
      @harpreetdiocee6062 3 роки тому +1

      Luke : dies
      Rey : Meh
      Han solo : dies
      Rey : NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

  • @madzistropudzitto3229
    @madzistropudzitto3229 5 років тому +315

    Prequel cast at 100%
    *all actors*
    Prequel cast at 99,99%
    *green screen*
    Edit: we got 166 likes ;)
    Edit2: oh boy ww got above 300 likes sadly its not 666 likes sheev would be happy

  • @ItzCardinalYT
    @ItzCardinalYT 5 років тому +327

    Teacher: What does absolute value mean?
    *Teacher calls on student*
    Student: Only a sith deals an absolutes

  • @user-nu7nd7lf4j
    @user-nu7nd7lf4j 5 років тому +90

    Lucasfilms: Anakin's lightsaber is now officially Rey's lightsaber.
    Anakin: *YOU WILL NOT TAKE HER FROM ME!*

    • @loganthekrogan2182
      @loganthekrogan2182 5 років тому +4

      This breaks my heart more than what actually happened in ROTS.

  • @obiwanmcgregor447
    @obiwanmcgregor447 5 років тому +49

    Youngling: *exists*
    Anakin:”this is where the fun begins”

  • @plebgee
    @plebgee 5 років тому +101

    Han: Look a small moon
    Obi-wan: that’s no moon
    Han: my bad that’s big chungus

  • @wesleysfactsandknowledge
    @wesleysfactsandknowledge 5 років тому +231

    Anakin: I fear no Jedi, but that thing...
    *Sand*
    Anakin: It scares me
    Edit: Thanks for the heart, man! :D

    • @titansmashproductions5001
      @titansmashproductions5001 5 років тому +7

      Tf2 and Star Wars memes put together
      This is getting out of hand now there are two of them

    • @victornoel36
      @victornoel36 5 років тому +4

      Star Wars memes + Tf2 memes + Spongebob memes + Anime memes =
      *UNLIMITED POWER!!*

    • @denvergames1435
      @denvergames1435 5 років тому

      Tf2 Star Wars memeditiom

  • @khora3845
    @khora3845 5 років тому +27

    When you immediately drop what you're doing to watch a new Star Wars Tricks video
    "It is my duty, sir"

  • @haishyguy4717
    @haishyguy4717 5 років тому +90

    *When star wars tricks uploads a new video*
    Me: A fine addition to my collection

  • @matthewwalker4431
    @matthewwalker4431 5 років тому +131

    Darth vader: kills so many jedi
    Kylo ren: looses to a girl who has never had a lightsaber
    Darth vader: *shakes head fast*

    • @a_balloon
      @a_balloon 4 роки тому

      Vader: *kills so many kids
      Kylo Ren: gets shot by a blaster and has hard time fighting due to that
      Pay attention to the movie properly m8

    • @wolfey6403
      @wolfey6403 4 роки тому +1

      @@a_balloon imagine being a “powerful” sith and getting shot by a blaster . Sure sounds to me that kylo even though he was injured still would have lost to Rey

    • @a_balloon
      @a_balloon 4 роки тому

      @@wolfey6403 first you have to realise that the blaster that shot him kills instantly. He was not expecting that, since he just killed his father and you know... Still, I put the comment above as a joke that is actually true

    • @wolfey6403
      @wolfey6403 4 роки тому

      @@a_balloon k I respect Srry for taking it seriously lol

    • @rev0568
      @rev0568 3 роки тому +1

      @@a_balloon ...and? Like, what's your point? There were multiple times Vader fought and won battles with much worse injuries. Fuck, he lives with worse. And yet theres still people who think Kylo would beat Vader.
      To that, I say ha.

  • @Lumanova
    @Lumanova 5 років тому +111

    *When you find a funny Star Wars meme that isn't a prequel or sequel meme*
    "A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one."

  • @n1xtun
    @n1xtun 5 років тому +483

    *I find your lack of uploads disturbing*

  • @superninja3751
    @superninja3751 5 років тому +109

    Star Wars memes at 100%
    *All the memes*
    Star Wars memes at 99,9%
    *Obi wan memes*

  • @Darth__Maul
    @Darth__Maul 5 років тому +62

    I lost it at when you see Ben kenobi’s ghost at 7:26 when he’s watching Luke and Leia kissing

  • @cubereric4822
    @cubereric4822 4 роки тому +21

    Her: He’s probably thinking about other girls.
    Him: Is it called The Rise of Skywalker because Anakin finally gains the high ground.

  • @jonahbreen8512
    @jonahbreen8512 5 років тому +62

    when you see a star wars tricks video for the first time
    I will follow your career with great interest

  • @alexs4317
    @alexs4317 5 років тому +62

    When you don't have notifications on and you are the first one on the video
    I have become more powerful then any Jedi has ever dreamed of

    • @alexs4317
      @alexs4317 5 років тому +2

      oh hey its you, not from a Jedi

  • @jakubadamczyk3503
    @jakubadamczyk3503 5 років тому +109

    Finn: Lower the shields!
    Phasma: You are making a big mistake..
    Finn: Do it.
    Phasma: "doing it"
    *You were right about one thing master, the negotiations were short.*

    • @moritzpollich8252
      @moritzpollich8252 5 років тому +4

      It seems like you can make everyone do everything by simply saying "do it!"

  • @puppup7949
    @puppup7949 5 років тому +29

    People: dinner time
    Spider-Man: pizza time
    Anikin:
    Younglings time

  • @adamberanek1454
    @adamberanek1454 5 років тому +89

    Doctor: do you smoke
    Me: yes but only after there is a new producer for Star Wars
    Doctor:your lungs are in critical condition

  • @sc_art5408
    @sc_art5408 5 років тому +217

    When someone dislikes a Star Wars Tricks video.
    My lord, is that legal?

    • @dandattilio1627
      @dandattilio1627 5 років тому +7

      No

    • @ayy4028
      @ayy4028 5 років тому +6

      I will make it legal

    • @scout41741
      @scout41741 5 років тому +1

      Well no one disliked a StarWarsTricks Video ever, it‘s only aussies liking it.

    • @uniqueshadowstyles8776
      @uniqueshadowstyles8776 5 років тому

      This is getting out of hand! Now there are 20 of them!

    • @DarkShadow-681
      @DarkShadow-681 5 років тому

      @@uniqueshadowstyles8776 I will not make it legal.

  • @Lelouchism
    @Lelouchism 5 років тому +38

    When you don't get the notification for a new upload.
    Impossible, perhaps the archives are incomplete.

  • @ljb9978
    @ljb9978 5 років тому +16

    Car Salesman *Slaps Roof of Padme*
    Car Salesman: "This Bad Girl can fit so much sadness in her"

    • @darthsideous4478
      @darthsideous4478 5 років тому +1

      Wibble Wobble
      No she can't she died of sadness

  • @austincarter9523
    @austincarter9523 5 років тому +6

    *When you tell the person next to you a good joke and they tell the whole group and take credit*
    "We stand here amidst my achievement! Not yours!"

  • @JoelMarioMX
    @JoelMarioMX 5 років тому +1

    Obi-Wan: “ive got the high ground!”
    Anakin: *THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT!?*

  • @para_magnus2200
    @para_magnus2200 5 років тому +82

    When you are on the council but not a master
    Anakin: *am I a joke to you*

  • @UncannyFella
    @UncannyFella 5 років тому +83

    Who would win:
    A limited yet advanced fleet always ready for battle
    Or
    A ball

  • @droidattackonthewookiesocc8981
    @droidattackonthewookiesocc8981 5 років тому +27

    when you watch the prequels ironically but you actually grow to enjoy them
    *you have become the very thing you have swore to destroy*

    • @arnaujose4324
      @arnaujose4324 5 років тому +3

      What about the droid attack on the wookies?

  • @vector2799
    @vector2799 5 років тому +33

    Become a Jedi and kill all the siths then become a sith and kill all the Jedi's
    That's how mafia works

  • @blaziebbl7661
    @blaziebbl7661 5 років тому +9

    Obiwan: It’s over Anakin! I have the high ground!
    Anakin: Master Kenobi, you disappoint me!
    Or how about
    Obiwan: It’s over Anakin! I have the high ground!
    Anakin: You underestimate my power
    Obiwan: Don’t try it
    Anakin: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *Gets legs cut off*
    Later
    Obiwan: You were right about one thing master, the negotiations were short.

  • @jewishspacelaseroperator5410
    @jewishspacelaseroperator5410 5 років тому +30

    Her: if you keep speaking to me in only prequel quotes I'm breaking up with you
    Him: it's treason then...

  • @ducksruleflorida4882
    @ducksruleflorida4882 5 років тому +76

    Teacher: The time has come-
    Me: Execute order 66
    Teacher: Take a seat young Skywalker
    Me: A surprise to be sure but a welcome one
    Tru story

    • @asliceofcheese7152
      @asliceofcheese7152 5 років тому +5

      I see he's man of culture

    • @MiguelMedV
      @MiguelMedV 5 років тому +3

      What a good teacher, man...

    • @MiguelMedV
      @MiguelMedV 4 роки тому

      @Now Behold Right now, yes...

    • @MiguelMedV
      @MiguelMedV 4 роки тому

      @@atrain153 I don't think so ; ) ...

  • @shawnryan9369
    @shawnryan9369 5 років тому +22

    Me when I don’t get featured: the attempt on my life has left me scarred and deformed

  • @OsirisGaming66
    @OsirisGaming66 5 років тому +9

    You heard of Elf on a Shelf now get ready for...
    Jar Jar on a Tar-Tar

  • @commanderdoom2631
    @commanderdoom2631 5 років тому +5

    The Phantom Menance
    But not just the phantom menance
    The phantom womenance
    And the phantom childrenance too

    • @keithroemer377
      @keithroemer377 5 років тому

      This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them!

    • @raymondventura8726
      @raymondventura8726 5 років тому

      Palpatine: Have you ever heard the tragedy of darth plagiues the wise?

  • @captainrexthesenate2996
    @captainrexthesenate2996 5 років тому +49

    You’re heard of elf on the shelf get ready for
    Yoda on a soda

  • @ZachTheAudioWizard
    @ZachTheAudioWizard 5 років тому +85

    When Star Wars Tricks doesn't like your comment, "This is outrageous!"

    • @heinzthorvald4675
      @heinzthorvald4675 5 років тому +8

      It's unfair XD

    • @rmcl7583
      @rmcl7583 5 років тому +7

      "how can you do this"?

    • @BullsCubsHawks
      @BullsCubsHawks 5 років тому +5

      how can you be in the comment section, and not get liked by Star Wars Tricks?

    • @heinzthorvald4675
      @heinzthorvald4675 5 років тому +6

      @@BullsCubsHawks take a seat, young Devin

    • @dandattilio1627
      @dandattilio1627 5 років тому +6

      @@BullsCubsHawks I shall grant you a seat on this council.
      But not the rank of master

  • @keaton3889
    @keaton3889 5 років тому +12

    Old Kenobi: Describes lightsaber to be a weapon for a more civilized age.
    Young Kenobi: Cuts off Anakin’s legs and his arm.
    Also You g Kenobi: ask Uncivilized. 🤔🤔🤔🤔

  • @blaziebbl7661
    @blaziebbl7661 5 років тому +8

    Obiwan: ITS OVER ANAKIN! I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND! Don’t try it
    Anakin: **Has AirPods on** **Tries it**
    Anakin: I hate sand...

  • @thoggerspass6282
    @thoggerspass6282 5 років тому +72

    When you see that two comments are featured....
    *things are getting out of hand, now there are two of them*

  • @danese1636
    @danese1636 5 років тому +8

    When you don't study for the math exam because you already know everything on the exam by heart.
    *YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!*

  • @danese1636
    @danese1636 5 років тому +12

    When your least favorite teacher assigns homework over the weekend.
    *The time has come. Execute order 66. *

  • @noisemarine561
    @noisemarine561 5 років тому +1

    Where do Sith lords go shopping?
    -At the Darth Mall

  • @ebear5595
    @ebear5595 5 років тому +1

    He protect, he attack, but most importantly, he got eaten by a sarlaac

  • @stans4405
    @stans4405 5 років тому +22

    Sir, we’re detecting a massive Object emerging from hyperspace
    *big gungan*

  • @demiangourdeau6149
    @demiangourdeau6149 5 років тому +7

    3:25, this should be the canon R2D2 sound

  • @peterkitching4454
    @peterkitching4454 5 років тому +42

    *sees dislikes on awesome Star wars tricks video*
    "who? Who could have done this?"

    • @Alex_Ander_
      @Alex_Ander_ 5 років тому +5

      We will discover the whereabouts of these criminals, and we will make examples of them!

    • @TheTruMan196
      @TheTruMan196 5 років тому +4

      “I suggest we solve all problems simultaneously with an immediate test of the weapon!”

    • @bottlecapco.6670
      @bottlecapco.6670 5 років тому +3

      My lord, is that... legal?

    • @TOONYBOY
      @TOONYBOY 5 років тому

      @@bottlecapco.6670 I will make it legal

    • @raymondventura8726
      @raymondventura8726 5 років тому

      This is getting out of hand.
      Now there are two of them!

  • @ryancolbert8288
    @ryancolbert8288 5 років тому +3

    fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate AROUND THE SURVIVORS A PERIMETER CREATE!
    *a poem for you star wars tricks*

    • @keatonburton6064
      @keatonburton6064 5 років тому

      A poetry master, you are.

    • @keatonburton6064
      @keatonburton6064 5 років тому

      Lol. I didn't know what to say, so that just popped into my head.

  • @veryamerican449
    @veryamerican449 5 років тому +9

    When your padawan and friend says "This is where the fun begins"
    *Oh, no. Not good*

  • @-sergeantdave1934
    @-sergeantdave1934 5 років тому +26

    I just remeberd that episode from the Clone Wars when Jar Jar had a girlfriend and I didn't.

  • @NihilusGamingAndCosplay
    @NihilusGamingAndCosplay 5 років тому +7

    (Jedi Survivors searching about the identity of Darth Vader)
    *The Empire wants to know your location*

  • @evelyncurioso232
    @evelyncurioso232 5 років тому +16

    When your mom loves the last jedi. “Pack your things we’re leaving.”

  • @zaklittin7463
    @zaklittin7463 5 років тому +1

    Storm trooper: how many wings should i order. Palpitine: order 66

  • @WoofWoofWhisper
    @WoofWoofWhisper 4 роки тому +1

    When a stormtrooper hits something for once
    Stormtrooper: *does fortnite dance and gets shot by rebel*

    • @WoofWoofWhisper
      @WoofWoofWhisper 4 роки тому

      Also fuck fortnite that game is for 9 year olds and even stormtroopers who are both tryhards and toxic kids who steal their moms/dads money for useless shit like Vbucks

  • @jonathonhunt6556
    @jonathonhunt6556 5 років тому +8

    C3PO *
    He protec
    He attac
    But most importantly
    He ride on a Wookie bac

  • @Cygis
    @Cygis 5 років тому +4

    Star Wars Tricks doesn't pick your comment
    Palpatine: "It's treason then"

  • @phillipkrapp9792
    @phillipkrapp9792 5 років тому +19

    Star Wars: Are you going to kill me now?
    Disney: I certainly want to!

    • @CC--bp5rt
      @CC--bp5rt 5 років тому

      Die Sternenwurst I think EA and Battlefront 2 would be an awesome meme too

    • @dragonwookie4492
      @dragonwookie4492 5 років тому +2

      Though I believe the line is
      “I would certainly like to.”

  • @matebak1816
    @matebak1816 5 років тому

    When a friend you introduce to Star Wars becomes a Reylo shipper and likes the movies but doesn't like Revenge of the Sith and hates perquel memes.
    You: I have faild you Anakin, I have faild you.

  • @kaiyon__9622
    @kaiyon__9622 5 років тому

    When someone unsubsribes from Star Wars Tricks, but it was just an accident and subscribed back again:
    "Thought we were in trouble for a second there...but its fine, we're fine,"

  • @willj78
    @willj78 5 років тому +15

    There has been a great disturbance in the force.
    I have felt it.
    We have a new video....

  • @emperorpenguin9370
    @emperorpenguin9370 5 років тому +5

    Death-Star, watch out.
    Oh no he has AirPods in.
    He can’t hear us.
    DEATH-STAR NOOOO

  • @sound1563
    @sound1563 5 років тому +5

    Anakin: level 1 crook
    Sand: level 100 God
    Now this is how Star Wars works

  • @plebgee
    @plebgee 5 років тому +2

    Obi-wan=that’s no moon
    Han Solo= I know that’s big chungus

  • @gabrielmartin582
    @gabrielmartin582 5 років тому +1

    When your friend calls General Greivous a robot:
    *"I hate it when he does that."*

  • @danese1636
    @danese1636 5 років тому +9

    Anakin when he was slaughtering the younglings:
    *Okay, Anakin, Okay. You can do this. YOU CAN DO THIS! Just.. Just pretend you're cutting sun flowers for your wife!*

  • @stans4405
    @stans4405 5 років тому +24

    Hux when Kylo ren says he is the supreme leader But Snoke is stil in his trone
    THIS IS GETTING OUT OF HAND NOW THERE ARE 2 OF THEM

    • @garyjones2561
      @garyjones2561 5 років тому +1

      PS4 Troling official A bit of a stetch (being he's dead) but still, lol.

    • @holdguard4624
      @holdguard4624 5 років тому +2

      PS4 Troling official crappy meme.

  • @grandadmiralthrawn5092
    @grandadmiralthrawn5092 5 років тому +8

    When someone dislikes a Star Wars meme video. “ but it was so artistically done.”

  • @tomcrayton
    @tomcrayton 5 років тому +1

    When I posted a comment and scroll through the comments and see all the other funny ones “sir there are to many of them.”

  • @bensonsgray
    @bensonsgray 5 років тому

    When you boost in your X-4 stormwing and kill someone by flying into them. "Now thats podracing!"

  • @bk31107
    @bk31107 5 років тому +11

    Star Wars tricks: *doesn't upload in 3 weeks *
    Me: "Sorry sir, it's time for you to leave. "

  • @shorty8528
    @shorty8528 5 років тому +15

    You've heard of elf on a shelf now get ready for:
    A clone on a drone

  • @tobbleevolved1276
    @tobbleevolved1276 5 років тому +6

    Star Wars Theory's fan film: **exists**
    Disney: the attempt on my life has left me scarred and deformed

  • @Viperzilla1
    @Viperzilla1 4 роки тому +1

    Me:is sick
    Ad:has super good food i can't have
    Me:the attempt on my life has left me scarred and derormed

  • @tatelewis6581
    @tatelewis6581 5 років тому +2

    When Disney requests 5 billion dollars to cast Ewan McGregor for the Kenobi film
    “The negotiations were short”

  • @thatbirb4743
    @thatbirb4743 5 років тому +5

    5:39 Good point...

  • @alaz4618
    @alaz4618 5 років тому +5

    Level 1 Crook Palpatine
    Level 10 Hitman Emperor
    Level 100 Boss THE SENATE

  • @pbmultiverse543
    @pbmultiverse543 5 років тому +5

    This channel has the most random upload schedule
    "That's not how UA-cam works"

  • @mkosmala1309
    @mkosmala1309 4 роки тому

    I appreciate this channel because, in addition to being pretty funny, they're also pretty clean.

  • @core3719
    @core3719 5 років тому +3

    Stormtrooper: *slaps roof of car*
    Also stormtrooper: *misses*

  • @williamsmeds1368
    @williamsmeds1368 5 років тому +4

    Holdo: *hyperspace rams snokes ship*
    Hux: _Not to worry we are still flying half a ship_

  • @TheWilburDog
    @TheWilburDog 5 років тому +4

    Mace: You are on this council, but we do not grant you the rank of master.
    Anakin: This is outrageous, it’s unfair!
    Mace: HEY, HEY, HEY! YOU SHUT YOUR FACE!

    • @r1z3nxf77
      @r1z3nxf77 5 років тому

      I see you're a man of culture as well.

  • @toadfrommario943
    @toadfrommario943 5 років тому +4

    When you’re so early that palpatine doesn’t have unlimited power.

  • @JBBrickman
    @JBBrickman 5 років тому +2

    9:15 don’t forget complaining about sand!

  • @n-underwhelming
    @n-underwhelming 4 роки тому +7

    "Killed by cool sith lord"
    Not so sure about this one, hun.

  • @rss8641
    @rss8641 5 років тому +6

    Younglings: exist
    Anakins lightsaber: “it’s free real estate”

  • @odindobres4673
    @odindobres4673 5 років тому +10

    You've heard of elf on a shelf... now get ready for big chungus on a fungus

    • @keatonburton6064
      @keatonburton6064 5 років тому

      That's not even Star Wars.

    • @keithroemer377
      @keithroemer377 5 років тому

      This is outrageous! It's not fair!

    • @themellonman9886
      @themellonman9886 5 років тому

      Oh well, it’s PewDie Pie, what more do we want. Make your presence known.

  • @MovedPath9536
    @MovedPath9536 5 років тому +5

    How could the jedi not sence love between Anakin and Padme?

    • @karateparty100
      @karateparty100 5 років тому

      I find your lack of knowledge about Disney plot holes disturbing

    • @MovedPath9536
      @MovedPath9536 5 років тому +1

      @@karateparty100 hahaha vary funny

  • @crawlingxeno
    @crawlingxeno 5 років тому

    When the teacher asks a student to be her assistant for the class
    THIS IS GETTING OUT OF HAND! NOW THERE ARE TWO OF THEM!

  • @IonAxis
    @IonAxis 5 років тому

    When your Professor makes a Star Wars joke, but you don't laugh because you're trying to blend in:
    *I would certainly like to*

  • @drummerboy7588
    @drummerboy7588 5 років тому +5

    Palpatine:
    He protec
    He attac
    But most importantly: he tells the story of darth plagus the wise