Then again, most people from the 34th timeline don't seem to care, look at 34th Liu Kang from the MK11 AI intros. I just hope 34th Mileena is an exception to this, because I REALLY ship her and Smoke in the Oddverse.
@fallen_Spartan79 I do like Smoke with Mileena they do are a really good couple but I feel bad for Frost if I could choose who she would be with it would be with Kurtis
To be honest, this is by far the most chaotic party on the OddVerse. But good ending with Geras amused by the chaotic show and agreeing to join Liu Kang to get some coffee.
9:00 It's official, Geras has turned from Lawful Good to Chaotic Good. He's here to enjoy the chaos, but he'll still fix the mess at the end of the day. You love to see it
Kuai Liang: Hey Tomas, I’m sorry for freezing you. Smoke: You want forgiveness? Get religion!! CLASH Scorpion (Satoshi Hasashi): Sorry for about what I- Smoke: Its okay Satoshi. I know you were trying to help me. Scorpion (Satoshi Hasashi): Thanks. Kuai Liang: Is there still a chance that I can be forgiven? Cyrax : According to my database, there’s a -9% percent chance you’ll never be forgiven. Kuai Liang: FU-!!!
Kenshi: I think Satoshi have a crush with Frost. Scorpio: Wait WHAT? Satoshi (Scorpion Kameo): I think she's kind of cute. Scorpion: But why SHE??? Frost: WAIT!!! Finally someone is in love with me? Kenshi: it seems so
Quai keeps becoming more like Bi-Han with every passing day. Also, TOMAS! My boy! Satoshi thought he was helping! And I just realized that Homelander will probably arrive just in time for the Fourth of July party… that party will be the messiest one yet
@@Console-Lord Here's a few dialogues for that: no.1 Noob Saibot: Recognize me, little brother? UMK3 Sub Zero: Bi-Han? Is that you? clash Noob: Yes, Kuai Liang. I have reborn, thanks to Quan Chi's magic. Kuai: No, BI-Han. We have to return you back to your normal form. no.2 Noob: The way you're treating Tomas is not the right way. He's not a three year old. Kuai: Even three year old kids have more discipline than he does. clash Janet: He's right, Kuai. Tomas needs some autonomy. Kuai: When you'll have a brother, then I'll ask about your opinion. Noob: Even I was never THAT controlling in life Jax: Don't worry Bi-Han. He'll be alright.
Sindel: why do you keep talking to Mileena and Tanya about bearing raiden’s child?! Kitana: mother, for Argus’ sakes, we used condoms! *CLASH* Sektor: if used incorrectly, there is an 18% chance of pregnancy- Sindel: WAIT WHAT?! Kitana: I’m starting to think letting mother make Sektor a royal advisor was a bad idea… Cyrax: agreed. Sindel: Bi-Han, that robot advisor you gave me seems to be gaining the ability to lie! Sub-Zero: *he’s always had that ability! You’re just using him improperly!* *CLASH* Sektor: my plan to sabotage- I mean advise the queen is working. Sindel: I can’t tell if that was a lie or not! Cyrax: I still believe you should have sent me in. Sub-Zero: *SILENCE, CYRAX!* Sub-Zero: *this “Kano” fellow told me that you knew where that Kabal bastard is!* Kenshi: stay out of FBI business, Bi-Han! *CLASH* Kano: don’t let that stop ya, mate! Sub-Zero: *trust me, I won’t!* Kenshi: um… Sareena: sweetie, I’m sorry about not telling you about my crush! But I still love you and now I’ll show it! *sareena performs her “inner demon” fatality on sub-zero, repeatedly saying “I love you”* Sub-Zero: … I… LOVE YOU… TOO… Kenshi: … is it weird I’m jealous of you two? Havik: I’m going to make you eat my own heart… Omni-Man: okay, THAT was a great line! *CLASH* Tremor: I think he’s serious- Omni-Man: shut it, tremor! Darrius: Havik?~ Havik: remember what I promised you… *Havik performed his “atomic heart” fatality on omni-man* Havik: merry Christmas… Mileena: YOU RULE AN ENTIRE PLANET OF KYTINN?! Omni-Man: they’re called “thraxans” but basically, yeah! *CLASH* Tremor: I don’t think she likes that- Omni-Man: NO SHIT, TREMOR! Cyrax: order 69? Mileena: NO! EXECUTE ORDER 66! Cyrax: yes, empress. *Cyrax performs his “annihilation” fatality on omni-man*
I was actually thinking about that for sometime! I actually want to see that happen in some way! either a business fusion or whatever it is called, or someone with Sub-Zero's Mexican skin doing it due to them not wanting a business fight to happen anymore!
Quan Chi: WHY IS KHAMELEON SO IRRITATING?! Johnny Cage: lemme guess, you took karen-meleon to her least favorite coffee place? *CLASH* Khameleon: THEY GAVE ME THREE SHOTS OF VANILLA INSTEAD OF TWO! Quan Chi: WHO COMPLAINS ABOUT THAT?! Goro: I still think I should’ve been in the Umgadi… Johnny Cage: umgadi? I thought it was “bukkake”? Sindel: GIVE ME BACK MY HUSBAND, SORCERER! Quan Chi: hmm~ call me back in the spring, empress~ *CLASH* Khameleon: first you make yourself a DLC, and now Ermac?! Quan Chi: when this year is over, I’ll be swimming in koins~ Cyrax: the release date for Ermac is- ERROR! ERROR! ERROR! Sindel: I knew I should’ve chosen Sektor for my kameo! Sub-Zero: *embrace your jealousy, Ashrah! Know the truth of syzoth and khameleon!* Ashrah: n-no! Th-they just went to get mani-pedis together! Th-that’s all! *CLASH* Sonya: I won’t let my second-favorite ship sink! Ashrah: of course not- wait, second-favorite?! Sareena: sweetie, are you gaslighting our guests again? Sub-Zero: NO, WOMAN! Johnny Cage: so, my director’s making a new TV show called “Hazbin Hotel”! You want in?~ Ashrah: IT WOULD BE AN HONOR! *CLASH* Sareena: I want in too! Ashrah: feel free to join me! Stryker: isn’t that the show with the gay insect? Johnny Cage: that’s weird, I don’t remember inviting D’vorah to auditions! Havik: if I can heal myself after losing limbs, does that mean I can’t die?! Geras: I don’t know, I’m a fixed point in time! What’s your excuse?! *CLASH* Sektor: according to my calculations, Havik is capable of- Geras: quiet, Sektor! Darrius: damn, bro! You’re basically a god! Havik: hell yeah! I am immortal!- *geras performs his “just rip it off” brutality on havik* Geras: “immortal”, hmm? Havik: still… alive… Geras: damn it…
Sub-Zero: marvel at the Lin kuei’s grandmaster! Omni-Man: really? You’re more of a winter soldier… *CLASH* Sektor: a rather stark name for- Sub-Zero: silence, iron man! Tremor: can I get a name as well?! Omni-Man: I don’t know, you’re more of a… thing… Geras #1: why have you come to this timeline?! Geras #2: to give shujinko the knowledge of the entire universe… *CLASH* Shujinko #2: soon all Shujinkos will know everything! Geras #2: yes, my liege… Shujinko #1: what are they talking about- Geras #1: YOU WILL NOT! *geras #1 performed his “temporal execution” fatality on geras #2* Shujinko #1: what was that about? Geras #1: I’ll explain later. Omni-Man: i will BURN this realm DOWN before i spend another MINUTE listening to your horrible performance! Nitara: what’s wrong with my voice, nolan?… *CLASH* Shujinko: what is a “performance”? Nitara: i dunno. Tremor: she can’t even deliver an “I’ll explain later” joke! Omni-Man: maybe THIS TIME you’ll learn… *omni-man performs his “trained killer” fatality on nitara* Omni-Man: even in death, you can’t act… Omni-Man: YOU ARE A WORTHLESS, FRIENDLESS, BIG-LIPPED, LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT WHOSE MOMMY LEFT DADDY AFTER HE FIGURED OUT HE WASNT EUGENE O’NEILL, AND IS NOW SLOBBERING ALL OVER MY PLANET LIKE A FUCKING NINE-YEAR-OLD GIRL!!! Raiden: … thank you for your criticism, nolan! *CLASH* Tremor: not the response I expected… Omni-Man: what is he, a fucking dragger?! Raiden: I think I’m more of a rusher to be honest, sir… Kung Lao: dude, you are WAY too humble… Havik: mileena’s on vacation so I suppose you can be my chiropractor for now? Reiko: you will not regret this in the slightest!~ *CLASH* Darrius: you sure this guy’s good, man? Havik: he’s the only one who does this for free, so yes! Cyrax: reiko’s chiropractic office has a 99.99% chance of success! Reiko: shut up and let me do my job! *reiko performs his “for the general” fatality on havik* Reiko: are you satisfied with your service?~ Havik: … DO IT AGAIN, DADDY…~
Quan Chi: did Ashrah send you to kill me, syzoth?~ Reptile: actually… she sent me to bring khameleon to her so we could have a threeway… *CLASH* Sareena: damn, reptile! Ashrah’s gonna love this! Reptile: I hope so… it took hours just to buy him from the dlc! Quan Chi: surely you won’t fall for this~ Khameleon: … syzoth, I’m in~ Quan Chi: you know, I have a little sea pet as well~ Rain: really?! Can I meet them?! *CLASH* Sonya: aww! Cute! Rain: I really want to meet them! Khameleon: wait! No! Don’t- Quan Chi: here he is~ *Quan chi performs his “splat!” Brutality on rain* Quan Chi: his name is squiggles~ Johnny Cage: well well! You finally want an autograph, huh?~ Omni-Man: I’m only here because tremor won’t get off my back unless I get this autograph for him. *CLASH* Tremor: this is the greatest day of my life! Omni-Man: SHUT THE FUCK UP, TREMOR! Sonya: seriously? He likes Johnny’s shitty flicks? Johnny Cage: hey! My films only come in “awesome” or “boom”! For example! *johnny cage performs his “krash and burn” fatality on Omni-man* Sonya: eh, I’ve seen better. Johnny Cage: shut it! Havik: I demand you tell me about this “internet” contraption! Mileena: that’s more of Johnny’s thing but I’ll do what I can! *CLASH* Cyrax: welcome to the internet. Take a look around. Mileena: anything that brain of yours can think of can be found! Havik: what is an “internet”? Shujinko: what is an “internet”? Havik: that’s what I’m asking! Shujinko: that’s what I’m- Havik: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
5:38 - 5:59 Discord Kung Lao's long banshee scream. 7:47 - 7:49 Another banshee scream by Discord Kung Lao, yet cut short by Kitana chopping his head off.
@MonnlightStrider. Speaking of what you just said, I was thinking about someone somewhere using sub-zero's Mexican costume as someone in a timeline who probably got so tired of tundra and Juan hasashi competing with each other that they learned cryomancy and then they essentialy combined the two businesses into one! A business that sells both Mexican food and ice cream related products simultaneously with whatever Kameo as their partner! Kinda like how plankton made a hybrid of both himself and Mr. Crabs for relatively the same reason if you know what I mean!
You might not realize it, but there's a certain king spinning the turntables, and if you look over at him, you may even catch him mid... *_Suavemente._*
Reptile: really?! There’s a fusion of us called “Klockodile”?! Geras: he will be the first to be wiped from existence… *CLASH* Kano: “klockodile”? That’s a good name, mate! Geras: I am not here for your compliments, Kano… Stryker: Klockodile? Don’t you mean tick tock Croc- Reptile: not that clock crocodile,Stryker! Kenshi: why is Johnny cage saying you killed my son?! Kitana: um… no reason? *CLASH* Cyrax: do not worry. You can purchase him in the kombat pack. Kenshi: WRONG TAKEDA! Scorpion: wait, I’m takeda now?! Kitana: not now, scorpion! Kung Lao: sooo… shujinko just slept with madam bo… Raiden: I’m sorry, WHAT?! *CLASH* Sonya Blade: wait, his dick still works? Raiden: can we not speak of the old man’s “lightning rod”? Kano: did she give him “neck”, kung lao? Kung Lao: SON OF A BITCH! Li Mei: I knew you were trouble when you walked in… Shang Tsung: So shame on me now?~ *CLASH* Goro: he flew me to places I’ve never been! Li Mei: until you were lying on the cold hard ground! Cyrax: o-oh! o-oh! Shang Tsung: trouble?~ trouble?~ trouble?~ Kitana: so I’ve definitely slept with raiden but… is it true you slept with Kung Lao?~ Nitara: what can I say?~ he learned to like my neck-biting fetish~ *CLASH* Kung Lao: and she’s the only one I like making neck jokes~ Nitara: oh Kung Lao~ Kitana: what is a “fetish”? Shujinko: I’ll explain later.
That went well since peacemaker killed everyone with his sonic boom. Liu Kang had enough and killed pacemaker in the end. Now that's truly a video special.
Kuai Liang: what the- I thought I said you would be thawed out until you could be trusted! Smoke: I…lost 3 toes…because of you…! CLASH Kano: how did you sorry arse escape from being a popcicle? Smoke: I’ll explain later… Kano: do I look like Shujinko?? Jax: yeeeah, I’m pretty sure a less threatening method would’ve been better? Kuai: I’ll admit it’s not the best idea, but my point still stands! Smoke: you froze me solid you fu-
Johnny: now what a lady you are Lady (devil may cry): look at you, maybe you want a private chat? Clash Sareena: aren’t you a demon hunter? Lady: only for the bad demons Kung lao: wait you 2…? Johnny: it was after the party, girl gone wild Also another amazing intro love how funny it was
Smoke: now that you freezing got me killed, don't do it again! Kuai liang: Fine, but i still don't want you hanging out with cage! *CLASH* Scorpion(kameo, Satoshi): and who should he hang out with then? Kuai liang: not you, you killed him. He'd be better off hanging out with 34th timeline mileena or kenshi Kung lao(kameo): you realise kenshi is also part of the bachelor bros right? Smoke: kung lao, shut the hell up! You're not helping!
Well Bi Han might've been a d1ck sometimes but at least he didn't freeze Tomas or straight up fight someone like Hanzo for a comment. My poor guy Kuai is becoming worse at this moment
Nitara: any chance you know what a “kalima” is? Havik: that’s your question?! I’m still wondering who the fuck “katara vala” is! *CLASH* Cyrax: beginning search… INTERNET DISCONNECTED. Havik: uh… Sektor? Sektor: this Cagepedia page was brought to you by Shang Tsung’s Red Monkey NFTs! Nitara: ugh! Useless robot! Baraka: why do I feel like we’ve slept together in the past? Mileena: oh shit, is that how I got Tarkat?! *CLASH* Stryker: heh! Maybe that’s how she got sick- Baraka: DON’T YOU DARE TELL ANYONE! Sektor: it appears baraka’s description fits your illness- Mileena: you may be metal but if you fail to hold your tongue, I will devour you! Kung Lao: what made you decide to get with syzoth? Ashrah: ONE WORD: TONGUE. *CLASH* Sub Zero: *by the elder gods, what the fuck?!* Kung Lao: … like the whole thing or just the tip? Sareena: just because he’s cold-blooded doesn’t make him less hot! Ashrah: my thoughts exactly~ Kenshi: so what’s this about me having a son that joins the shirai ryu? Scorpion: wrong timeline, old man. *CLASH* Sub-Zero: *i thought you wished to make him a member of the lin kuei!* Kenshi: wrong Kenshi, old man. Sektor: according to kombat pack reveals, Takeda- Scorpion: I’ve already seen the trailer, Sektor! Sub zero: *smoke is not enough to defeat me, tomas!* Smoke: are you sure? Considering how your voice sounds, smoking’s doing quite a lot of damage! *CLASH* Scorpion: you burnt that man to a FUCKING CRISP, smoke! Smoke: really? I was just trying to reach him the dangers of smoking! Sareena: seriously, dear, do you smoke cigarettes or do you EAT them? Sub Zero: *im already chewing the gum, woman! What more do you want?!*
Rain: what makes you think you can defeat me?! Sub-Zero: rain, ice is LITERALLY frozen water! *CLASH* Sektor: according to my calculations, ice is made of- Sub-Zero: SILENCE, SEKTOR! Frost: yeah, you’re kinda screwed. Rain: oh shit- *sub-zero performs his “krushed ice” brutality on rain* Sub-Zero: next time, read a damn book! Omni-Man: so… tell me again… why the fuck am I here?… General Shao: goro is “omnisexual”! I’m assuming he has feelings for you! *CLASH* Tremor: just take pity on him… Omni-Man: ugh… fine… General Shao: he’s all yours, goro! Goro: well… *goro performs his “prince of pain” fatality on Omni-man* Goro: the spark was gone… Raiden #1: hello! I’m raiden! I hope we can be friends! Raiden #2: I hope we can be friends too! *CLASH* Kung Lao #1: damn, bud! You really can be friends with everyone! Raiden #1: it’s just a natural gift! Kung Lao #2: okay, buddy! Go ahead and ask! Raiden #2: so… is your timeline’s kitana single- *raiden #1 performs his “the storm’s arrival” fatality on raiden #2* Raiden #1: SHE’S MINE. Kung Lao #1: HOLY SHIT… Kung Lao: so… what’s your relationship with that new Nitara?… Nitara: for gods’ sakes, we’re not having a threesome with her, Kung Lao! *CLASH* Kano: c’mon, man! Make ‘em settle for ya sausage! Kung Lao: if I do that, she might bite it off like an actual sausage! Sareena: if there’s anything I learned from Ashrah it’s that threesomes are GREAT! Nitara: UGH! FINE WE’LL HAVE A THREEWAY! Shang Tsung: your plan to turn characters into DLCs is ingenious, Quan Chi! Quan Chi: indeed! And to stop anyone from stopping me, I turned MYSELF into a DLC! *CLASH* Sektor: Shang Tsung, your pre-order transformation is now complete. Shang Tsung: excellent! Now not everyone can stop me either! Khameleon: you won’t get away with this! Quan Chi: we already have~
If you keep posting these I’ll keep reporting them for spam. Oddgiant isn’t going to do viewer intros until a specific time. Please stop posting them over and over again. The only reason Oddgiant hasn’t called you out on it is because he refuses to acknowledge stupidity. Please. For the love of god. Stop. It.
Seeing Tacos Scorpion and Tundra's business rivalry is fun to watch. Also Satoshi, trying to get in between Mileena and Tanya? Also Kuai's Bi Han phase is getting out of hand
Liu Kang: why are you interested in the evil clown in my timeline? Havik: I heard he’s a joker who drives people bats! *CLASH* Kano: that guy gave me makeup tips! Havik: share them with me after this battle! Stryker: I guess you could say we’re about to bring in a FIRESTORM? Liu Kang: okay, that was just bad, kurtis. Nitara: is sareena satisfying the needs I apparently could not satisfy?~ Sub Zero: *if you tell anybody about us, I will finish you!* *CLASH* Sareena: come on, sweetie! Be nice to your ex! Sub Zero: *WE WERE NEVER A THING, WOMAN!* Kung Lao: I didn’t know you liked it on the rocks! Nitara: unlike you, he actually enjoyed when i bit him on the neck~ General Shao: you call your girlfriend “woman”?! That’s so fucking sexist! Sub Zero: *shut up! Shang Tsung told me you merely called Sindel “wife” in the past timeline!* *CLASH* Darrius: so misogyny’s where you draw the line, but you’re fine with callin’ me ni- General Shao: DO AS YOU’RE TOLD! Kung Lao: honestly that’s a step up from the previous timeline! Sub Zero: *HE WAS WORSE?!* Reptile: are you upset that I ate D’vorah? Mileena: are you kidding?! I’m here to reward you for it! *CLASH* Scorpion: I am so glad that she’s dead. Reptile: same here! Stryker: guess she’s not gonna be BUGging us anymore! Mileena: hahaha! What a joyful day! Kung Lao: let’s make this a challenge! I fight without my hat, and you fight without sento! Kenshi: Kung Lao, I need it to see, goddamnit! *CLASH* Darrius: you do realize that’s a lose-lose situation, right? Kung Lao: hey, if he’s not chicken, he’s gonna take it! Jax Briggs: he’s playin’ you, ya know right? Kenshi: I’m ashamed to admit it, but I almost agreed…
Since mavado came out i imagine his voice being from armageddon and his personality being a more classy version of kano(literally kano if he had better manners) i also want his rivalry with kano as a running gag
That fight scene proves Puerto Ricans have better fighting music. (Source: I am Puerto Rican.) Also, anyone who's wondering, that song was Gasolina by Daddy Yankee (Album: Barrio Fino).
With all due respect and I mean no offense, what do you exactly mean by “Puerto Ricans have better fighting music” does Puerto Rican music have music qualities that are not easily found in other nationalities music? And I’m asking because I’m not familiar with the characteristics of Puerto Rican music 🎼
@@alsuvarnadvipadanargentum1743 It’s nothing more than a joke, a small sense of Puerto Rican pride if anything. Us Latinos love each other, but just like siblings, we’ll squabble over anything (ask my parents about their opinions on Mexican Spanish; they despise it).
“How much Tequila did you have?”
“Yes” 💀😂
Fucking sent me! XD
So THAT'S why he's always asking what is something. HE'S DRUNK AS FUCK!! 💀
Whenever someone gives me a question that requires a numerical answer my answer is always "yes"
That can only mean one thing 💀
You must be drunk for answering just "yes" there.
Those two people in the back just gonna keep fighting forever😂
After all the things that happened they still gone keep minding their business 😂😂😂😂😂
Good people to have around, they can watch forever
Legend says they're still fighting to this day
Shang Tsung finding out about Sektor's cringe detected...I got a bad feeling about it
Same
*CRINGE DETECTED*
@@StealthTheFoxz Fªck what have i´ve done?!
@@mateoalmandos2131mateo don’t say the c word
I got a good feeling in my funny bone. This is looking like it'll be hilarious.
Cheating on your husband with your husband is still cheating because it’s a different person in another timeline
Then again, most people from the 34th timeline don't seem to care, look at 34th Liu Kang from the MK11 AI intros.
I just hope 34th Mileena is an exception to this, because I REALLY ship her and Smoke in the Oddverse.
@fallen_Spartan79 I do like Smoke with Mileena they do are a really good couple but I feel bad for Frost if I could choose who she would be with it would be with Kurtis
@reaperbrothers5487 pretty sure Kurtis is supposed to be with li mei
how do you know?
@@user-vr2zh6ff2s they are both cops duh
To be honest, this is by far the most chaotic party on the OddVerse. But good ending with Geras amused by the chaotic show and agreeing to join Liu Kang to get some coffee.
It’s the Christmas party all over again
@@tristanmoorehead106 Yeah, kinda.
Geras: home is where the heart is after all....and frankly none of the verses fit my taste anyway.
9:00 It's official, Geras has turned from Lawful Good to Chaotic Good. He's here to enjoy the chaos, but he'll still fix the mess at the end of the day. You love to see it
That was actually heartwarming in this God-forsaken timeline 😂
Bros more Havik than Havik!
@@tikprpro03 Oddverse Havik is ironically less chaotic than the Canon Havik.
The way Mileena said "Aaaw Satoshi your so sweet." was kinda cute
Indeed
real big sister/cool fun loving aunt type energy
More of saying something nice.
5:34 And now we know nothing is more powerful than the gamer scream of someone from the Discord timeline.
Powerful, but _cringe_
@@fallen_Spartan79 🚨*CRINGE DETECTED*🚨
🚨*ELIMINATE*🚨
🚨*ELIMINATE*🚨
@@fallen_Spartan79You could say Raiden died of *cringe* (Look, I wasn't trying to be funny)
@@fallen_Spartan79 CRINGE DETECTED
ELIMINATE
ELIMINATE
CRINGE NATURALIZED
If Kung Lao was like a banshee, imagine Discord Timeline Sindel's scream...
Kuai Liang: Hey Tomas, I’m sorry for freezing you.
Smoke: You want forgiveness? Get religion!!
CLASH
Scorpion (Satoshi Hasashi): Sorry for about what I-
Smoke: Its okay Satoshi. I know you were trying to help me.
Scorpion (Satoshi Hasashi): Thanks.
Kuai Liang: Is there still a chance that I can be forgiven?
Cyrax : According to my database, there’s a -9% percent chance you’ll never be forgiven.
Kuai Liang: FU-!!!
"it's not cheating if they're the same person"
Bruh
I guess every universe's Johnny is a horndog XD
7:31 moral of the story: no matter which timeline, you mess with Sareena's man she'll kill you within seconds.
Sareena still has Bi-han, right?
@@BLAZE_2099 Bi-Han died
He also became noob saibot
Pandaverse Hispanic Havik:
¡VIVA MEXICO, CABRONES!!!!!!!!
Drxmmiverse Bi-Juan:
¡VIVA!
What is Viva México, carbones?
@@alexanderobando8086 its like LONG LIVE TO THE USA YOU FUCKING- (and whatever you want to put next)
@@alexanderobando8086
Watch the Pandaverse last episode, hermano😎👌
@@anavalence1710
Like "Long Live American motherfu-"
Baraka giving advice to Nitara was my favorite part. The man has priorities.
Kenshi: I think Satoshi have a crush with Frost.
Scorpio: Wait WHAT?
Satoshi (Scorpion Kameo): I think she's kind of cute.
Scorpion: But why SHE???
Frost: WAIT!!! Finally someone is in love with me?
Kenshi: it seems so
How bout mavado instead?
@@Raine749He can stay with Janet... Or Ferra
@@rampoldark9270 wait why ferra?!
Kuai Liang is going through it. He's scarier than Bi-Han ever was. 😂
You know, where Bi-Han (who is Noob Saibot right now) when you need him
5:38- JESUS!! Never thought there would be someone that can compete with Sindel in having the loudest Banshee Screech in the Multiverse!😂
Quai keeps becoming more like Bi-Han with every passing day.
Also, TOMAS! My boy! Satoshi thought he was helping!
And I just realized that Homelander will probably arrive just in time for the Fourth of July party… that party will be the messiest one yet
…OHHHHH…
Because he’s basically America incarnate. Gotcha.
I like how we haven’t seen Oddverse Bi-Han for a while, giving me anticipation for when he does come back.
Oddverse Bi-Han is Noob Saibot now
I wonder what he will think of Kuai Liang being in his villain arc.
@@Console-Lord Here's a few dialogues for that:
no.1
Noob Saibot: Recognize me, little brother?
UMK3 Sub Zero: Bi-Han? Is that you?
clash
Noob: Yes, Kuai Liang. I have reborn, thanks to Quan Chi's magic.
Kuai: No, BI-Han. We have to return you back to your normal form.
no.2
Noob: The way you're treating Tomas is not the right way. He's not a three year old.
Kuai: Even three year old kids have more discipline than he does.
clash
Janet: He's right, Kuai. Tomas needs some autonomy.
Kuai: When you'll have a brother, then I'll ask about your opinion.
Noob: Even I was never THAT controlling in life
Jax: Don't worry Bi-Han. He'll be alright.
@@ibrahim24685let’s hope Oddgiant sees these and adds them in because these are perfection.
Sindel: why do you keep talking to Mileena and Tanya about bearing raiden’s child?!
Kitana: mother, for Argus’ sakes, we used condoms!
*CLASH*
Sektor: if used incorrectly, there is an 18% chance of pregnancy-
Sindel: WAIT WHAT?!
Kitana: I’m starting to think letting mother make Sektor a royal advisor was a bad idea…
Cyrax: agreed.
Sindel: Bi-Han, that robot advisor you gave me seems to be gaining the ability to lie!
Sub-Zero: *he’s always had that ability! You’re just using him improperly!*
*CLASH*
Sektor: my plan to sabotage- I mean advise the queen is working.
Sindel: I can’t tell if that was a lie or not!
Cyrax: I still believe you should have sent me in.
Sub-Zero: *SILENCE, CYRAX!*
Sub-Zero: *this “Kano” fellow told me that you knew where that Kabal bastard is!*
Kenshi: stay out of FBI business, Bi-Han!
*CLASH*
Kano: don’t let that stop ya, mate!
Sub-Zero: *trust me, I won’t!*
Kenshi: um…
Sareena: sweetie, I’m sorry about not telling you about my crush! But I still love you and now I’ll show it!
*sareena performs her “inner demon” fatality on sub-zero, repeatedly saying “I love you”*
Sub-Zero: … I… LOVE YOU… TOO…
Kenshi: … is it weird I’m jealous of you two?
Havik: I’m going to make you eat my own heart…
Omni-Man: okay, THAT was a great line!
*CLASH*
Tremor: I think he’s serious-
Omni-Man: shut it, tremor!
Darrius: Havik?~
Havik: remember what I promised you…
*Havik performed his “atomic heart” fatality on omni-man*
Havik: merry Christmas…
Mileena: YOU RULE AN ENTIRE PLANET OF KYTINN?!
Omni-Man: they’re called “thraxans” but basically, yeah!
*CLASH*
Tremor: I don’t think she likes that-
Omni-Man: NO SHIT, TREMOR!
Cyrax: order 69?
Mileena: NO! EXECUTE ORDER 66!
Cyrax: yes, empress.
*Cyrax performs his “annihilation” fatality on omni-man*
Good soldiers follow orders.
That would actually be Order 37 (Civilian Genocide).
Hey, nice throwback to Death Battle.)
Nice death battle reference
Hehehe, a Death Battle reference, nice!
2:57
I love how Darius says "Holy Shit!" Like he just understood what happened
I’m still waiting for the day Tundra’s frozen treats and Tacos Tostadas come together to create the Greatest treat to ever exist: the choco taco!
I was actually thinking about that for sometime! I actually want to see that happen in some way! either a business fusion or whatever it is called, or someone with Sub-Zero's Mexican skin doing it due to them not wanting a business fight to happen anymore!
Peacemaker: 8:39
Liu: *Steps back casually* OH FUCK THIS!
5:38 OMG That scream😂
6:40 Damnit Satoshi! What have you done?!😱
7:42 Bruh...
That "johnny!" in the distance had me rolling LMAO
what is an LMAO?
@@ii3reeka938 I'll explain later
7:42 "LEmoNS!"
Seriously, that part made me laugh so hard.
6:35 Satoshi: Holy crap, dude, let me warm you up.
34th Timeline Mileena: Uh, I don’t think that’s a good idea.
Satoshi: Nah, i got this. *tries warm Tomas but accidentally fatality*
@@starspeed645334th Timeline Mileena: What did you do?!
Satoshi: I…I’m sorry! I thought I could do this!
34th Timeline Mileena: Well you didn’t do it, and now he exploded!
Okay, that Baraka's advice for Nitara is actually pretty sweet
Sigma Baraka
Quan Chi: WHY IS KHAMELEON SO IRRITATING?!
Johnny Cage: lemme guess, you took karen-meleon to her least favorite coffee place?
*CLASH*
Khameleon: THEY GAVE ME THREE SHOTS OF VANILLA INSTEAD OF TWO!
Quan Chi: WHO COMPLAINS ABOUT THAT?!
Goro: I still think I should’ve been in the Umgadi…
Johnny Cage: umgadi? I thought it was “bukkake”?
Sindel: GIVE ME BACK MY HUSBAND, SORCERER!
Quan Chi: hmm~ call me back in the spring, empress~
*CLASH*
Khameleon: first you make yourself a DLC, and now Ermac?!
Quan Chi: when this year is over, I’ll be swimming in koins~
Cyrax: the release date for Ermac is- ERROR! ERROR! ERROR!
Sindel: I knew I should’ve chosen Sektor for my kameo!
Sub-Zero: *embrace your jealousy, Ashrah! Know the truth of syzoth and khameleon!*
Ashrah: n-no! Th-they just went to get mani-pedis together! Th-that’s all!
*CLASH*
Sonya: I won’t let my second-favorite ship sink!
Ashrah: of course not- wait, second-favorite?!
Sareena: sweetie, are you gaslighting our guests again?
Sub-Zero: NO, WOMAN!
Johnny Cage: so, my director’s making a new TV show called “Hazbin Hotel”! You want in?~
Ashrah: IT WOULD BE AN HONOR!
*CLASH*
Sareena: I want in too!
Ashrah: feel free to join me!
Stryker: isn’t that the show with the gay insect?
Johnny Cage: that’s weird, I don’t remember inviting D’vorah to auditions!
Havik: if I can heal myself after losing limbs, does that mean I can’t die?!
Geras: I don’t know, I’m a fixed point in time! What’s your excuse?!
*CLASH*
Sektor: according to my calculations, Havik is capable of-
Geras: quiet, Sektor!
Darrius: damn, bro! You’re basically a god!
Havik: hell yeah! I am immortal!-
*geras performs his “just rip it off” brutality on havik*
Geras: “immortal”, hmm?
Havik: still… alive…
Geras: damn it…
That last one should be added
2:57 Darrius over-delayed "Oh shit" cracked me for some reason
Oh, hell yeah! Another crazy Oddgiant party! Bring it on!
Just hope no one gets high or drunk
5:37-5:59 I have no idea why, but his scream made my laugh like a hyena who just ate all of the edibles.
I see a holiday tradition here:
At the the end of every festival, everyone gets super drunk, someone fucks up and a battle royale ensues
Liu Kang: I can't help feeling like this is somehow Johnny Cage's fault.
Oh god, now Shang Tsung knows about Sektor's cringe detector
7:10 now he's gone hell fire mode!
Sub-Zero: marvel at the Lin kuei’s grandmaster!
Omni-Man: really? You’re more of a winter soldier…
*CLASH*
Sektor: a rather stark name for-
Sub-Zero: silence, iron man!
Tremor: can I get a name as well?!
Omni-Man: I don’t know, you’re more of a… thing…
Geras #1: why have you come to this timeline?!
Geras #2: to give shujinko the knowledge of the entire universe…
*CLASH*
Shujinko #2: soon all Shujinkos will know everything!
Geras #2: yes, my liege…
Shujinko #1: what are they talking about-
Geras #1: YOU WILL NOT!
*geras #1 performed his “temporal execution” fatality on geras #2*
Shujinko #1: what was that about?
Geras #1: I’ll explain later.
Omni-Man: i will BURN this realm DOWN before i spend another MINUTE listening to your horrible performance!
Nitara: what’s wrong with my voice, nolan?…
*CLASH*
Shujinko: what is a “performance”?
Nitara: i dunno.
Tremor: she can’t even deliver an “I’ll explain later” joke!
Omni-Man: maybe THIS TIME you’ll learn…
*omni-man performs his “trained killer” fatality on nitara*
Omni-Man: even in death, you can’t act…
Omni-Man: YOU ARE A WORTHLESS, FRIENDLESS, BIG-LIPPED, LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT WHOSE MOMMY LEFT DADDY AFTER HE FIGURED OUT HE WASNT EUGENE O’NEILL, AND IS NOW SLOBBERING ALL OVER MY PLANET LIKE A FUCKING NINE-YEAR-OLD GIRL!!!
Raiden: … thank you for your criticism, nolan!
*CLASH*
Tremor: not the response I expected…
Omni-Man: what is he, a fucking dragger?!
Raiden: I think I’m more of a rusher to be honest, sir…
Kung Lao: dude, you are WAY too humble…
Havik: mileena’s on vacation so I suppose you can be my chiropractor for now?
Reiko: you will not regret this in the slightest!~
*CLASH*
Darrius: you sure this guy’s good, man?
Havik: he’s the only one who does this for free, so yes!
Cyrax: reiko’s chiropractic office has a 99.99% chance of success!
Reiko: shut up and let me do my job!
*reiko performs his “for the general” fatality on havik*
Reiko: are you satisfied with your service?~
Havik: … DO IT AGAIN, DADDY…~
The fighting with Gasolina in the back ground.....as a Latina, I approved 😂😂😂
What is a Gasolina?
@@alexanderobando8086I’ll explain later
@@alexanderobando8086 is a Daddy Yankee song
7:43 Li mei can't catch a break can she? 😂
Man I love cinco de mayo it’s that time of the month like where I go to war buddies from the south war against the assassins of idians
Prediction:
Tyrannical Kung Lao betrays Tundra and eats from Hanzo's tacos.
Quan Chi: did Ashrah send you to kill me, syzoth?~
Reptile: actually… she sent me to bring khameleon to her so we could have a threeway…
*CLASH*
Sareena: damn, reptile! Ashrah’s gonna love this!
Reptile: I hope so… it took hours just to buy him from the dlc!
Quan Chi: surely you won’t fall for this~
Khameleon: … syzoth, I’m in~
Quan Chi: you know, I have a little sea pet as well~
Rain: really?! Can I meet them?!
*CLASH*
Sonya: aww! Cute!
Rain: I really want to meet them!
Khameleon: wait! No! Don’t-
Quan Chi: here he is~
*Quan chi performs his “splat!” Brutality on rain*
Quan Chi: his name is squiggles~
Johnny Cage: well well! You finally want an autograph, huh?~
Omni-Man: I’m only here because tremor won’t get off my back unless I get this autograph for him.
*CLASH*
Tremor: this is the greatest day of my life!
Omni-Man: SHUT THE FUCK UP, TREMOR!
Sonya: seriously? He likes Johnny’s shitty flicks?
Johnny Cage: hey! My films only come in “awesome” or “boom”! For example!
*johnny cage performs his “krash and burn” fatality on Omni-man*
Sonya: eh, I’ve seen better.
Johnny Cage: shut it!
Havik: I demand you tell me about this “internet” contraption!
Mileena: that’s more of Johnny’s thing but I’ll do what I can!
*CLASH*
Cyrax: welcome to the internet. Take a look around.
Mileena: anything that brain of yours can think of can be found!
Havik: what is an “internet”?
Shujinko: what is an “internet”?
Havik: that’s what I’m asking!
Shujinko: that’s what I’m-
Havik: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
I love that Baraka is acting as a love expert.
2:26 “What is a boomer?” I’m dead? 💀
7:43 That "Really, Goro?" was lipsynced so good
*Yells in gamer* is now my text alert.
" SILENCE, MEXICAN!" 7:09
😂
Liu Kang and Geras going for a coffee after that massacre gotta be the chillest shit I've ever seen after brutal murder happenint
5:38 - 5:59 Discord Kung Lao's long banshee scream.
7:47 - 7:49 Another banshee scream by Discord Kung Lao, yet cut short by Kitana chopping his head off.
I kinda want to see the reactions of Tundra and Kuai Juan when someone buys BOTH their Ice Cream and Tacos.
@MonnlightStrider. Speaking of what you just said, I was thinking about someone somewhere using sub-zero's Mexican costume as someone in a timeline who probably got so tired of tundra and Juan hasashi competing with each other that they learned cryomancy and then they essentialy combined the two businesses into one! A business that sells both Mexican food and ice cream related products simultaneously with whatever Kameo as their partner! Kinda like how plankton made a hybrid of both himself and Mr. Crabs for relatively the same reason if you know what I mean!
You might not realize it, but there's a certain king spinning the turntables, and if you look over at him, you may even catch him mid...
*_Suavemente._*
I love Cinco de Mayo!
There couldn’t be a more fitting character to be on the thumbnail!
What happened on Cinco de Mayo?
The Spanish were liberated from the French
Why does every holiday have end in endless kombat?!
Alright! Ready for Bi-Juan!
Reiko actually being responsible? That’s a first!
I feel this was more of Satoshi’s fault than Kuai thinking it over
8:00 dear god
It’s the Christmas party all over again!
Tomas returned only to get immediately killed again
Satoshi was trying to help
Reptile: really?! There’s a fusion of us called “Klockodile”?!
Geras: he will be the first to be wiped from existence…
*CLASH*
Kano: “klockodile”? That’s a good name, mate!
Geras: I am not here for your compliments, Kano…
Stryker: Klockodile? Don’t you mean tick tock Croc-
Reptile: not that clock crocodile,Stryker!
Kenshi: why is Johnny cage saying you killed my son?!
Kitana: um… no reason?
*CLASH*
Cyrax: do not worry. You can purchase him in the kombat pack.
Kenshi: WRONG TAKEDA!
Scorpion: wait, I’m takeda now?!
Kitana: not now, scorpion!
Kung Lao: sooo… shujinko just slept with madam bo…
Raiden: I’m sorry, WHAT?!
*CLASH*
Sonya Blade: wait, his dick still works?
Raiden: can we not speak of the old man’s “lightning rod”?
Kano: did she give him “neck”, kung lao?
Kung Lao: SON OF A BITCH!
Li Mei: I knew you were trouble when you walked in…
Shang Tsung: So shame on me now?~
*CLASH*
Goro: he flew me to places I’ve never been!
Li Mei: until you were lying on the cold hard ground!
Cyrax: o-oh! o-oh!
Shang Tsung: trouble?~ trouble?~ trouble?~
Kitana: so I’ve definitely slept with raiden but… is it true you slept with Kung Lao?~
Nitara: what can I say?~ he learned to like my neck-biting fetish~
*CLASH*
Kung Lao: and she’s the only one I like making neck jokes~
Nitara: oh Kung Lao~
Kitana: what is a “fetish”?
Shujinko: I’ll explain later.
As a Mexican myself, I actually did completely forget Cinco de Mayo was a thing.
Not gonna lie you kinda miss an opportunity to make may 4th special
That went well since peacemaker killed everyone with his sonic boom. Liu Kang had enough and killed pacemaker in the end. Now that's truly a video special.
Hanzo: I try tell you, but you just had to become one.
Useless facts: Sub-Zero spanish voice actor, Sebastian Llapur also voices Madara Uchiha, Marcus Phoenix and Abe Simpson.
Kuai Liang: what the- I thought I said you would be thawed out until you could be trusted!
Smoke: I…lost 3 toes…because of you…!
CLASH
Kano: how did you sorry arse escape from being a popcicle?
Smoke: I’ll explain later…
Kano: do I look like Shujinko??
Jax: yeeeah, I’m pretty sure a less threatening method would’ve been better?
Kuai: I’ll admit it’s not the best idea, but my point still stands!
Smoke: you froze me solid you fu-
4:16 “What is a substance?” 💀
Johnny: now what a lady you are
Lady (devil may cry): look at you, maybe you want a private chat?
Clash
Sareena: aren’t you a demon hunter?
Lady: only for the bad demons
Kung lao: wait you 2…?
Johnny: it was after the party, girl gone wild
Also another amazing intro love how funny it was
Another party, another massacre. suprisingly the sofa was not ruined
9:15: Whelp...that's another holiday...gone to the Netherrealm.
5:37 I fking died there 😂
Smoke: now that you freezing got me killed, don't do it again!
Kuai liang: Fine, but i still don't want you hanging out with cage!
*CLASH*
Scorpion(kameo, Satoshi): and who should he hang out with then?
Kuai liang: not you, you killed him. He'd be better off hanging out with 34th timeline mileena or kenshi
Kung lao(kameo): you realise kenshi is also part of the bachelor bros right?
Smoke: kung lao, shut the hell up! You're not helping!
Someone needs to set Kuai Liang straight. He's becoming more like his brother every passing day! And it's not helping!
Well Bi Han might've been a d1ck sometimes but at least he didn't freeze Tomas or straight up fight someone like Hanzo for a comment. My poor guy Kuai is becoming worse at this moment
@@mateoalmandos2131This ends now!
"Suavamente " was the perfect track for this vid😂
I deadass thought Kuai Liang said "shut up" to Sareena.
"Watching people drunkingly murder eachother would be so fun"
That summarize Mortal Kombat... or at least Kano.
Them killing each other in the end never gets old 💀
Nitara: any chance you know what a “kalima” is?
Havik: that’s your question?! I’m still wondering who the fuck “katara vala” is!
*CLASH*
Cyrax: beginning search… INTERNET DISCONNECTED.
Havik: uh… Sektor?
Sektor: this Cagepedia page was brought to you by Shang Tsung’s Red Monkey NFTs!
Nitara: ugh! Useless robot!
Baraka: why do I feel like we’ve slept together in the past?
Mileena: oh shit, is that how I got Tarkat?!
*CLASH*
Stryker: heh! Maybe that’s how she got sick-
Baraka: DON’T YOU DARE TELL ANYONE!
Sektor: it appears baraka’s description fits your illness-
Mileena: you may be metal but if you fail to hold your tongue, I will devour you!
Kung Lao: what made you decide to get with syzoth?
Ashrah: ONE WORD: TONGUE.
*CLASH*
Sub Zero: *by the elder gods, what the fuck?!*
Kung Lao: … like the whole thing or just the tip?
Sareena: just because he’s cold-blooded doesn’t make him less hot!
Ashrah: my thoughts exactly~
Kenshi: so what’s this about me having a son that joins the shirai ryu?
Scorpion: wrong timeline, old man.
*CLASH*
Sub-Zero: *i thought you wished to make him a member of the lin kuei!*
Kenshi: wrong Kenshi, old man.
Sektor: according to kombat pack reveals, Takeda-
Scorpion: I’ve already seen the trailer, Sektor!
Sub zero: *smoke is not enough to defeat me, tomas!*
Smoke: are you sure? Considering how your voice sounds, smoking’s doing quite a lot of damage!
*CLASH*
Scorpion: you burnt that man to a FUCKING CRISP, smoke!
Smoke: really? I was just trying to reach him the dangers of smoking!
Sareena: seriously, dear, do you smoke cigarettes or do you EAT them?
Sub Zero: *im already chewing the gum, woman! What more do you want?!*
Damn, Peacemaker went from being the symbol of peace but becomes into 'pieces'
Rain: what makes you think you can defeat me?!
Sub-Zero: rain, ice is LITERALLY frozen water!
*CLASH*
Sektor: according to my calculations, ice is made of-
Sub-Zero: SILENCE, SEKTOR!
Frost: yeah, you’re kinda screwed.
Rain: oh shit-
*sub-zero performs his “krushed ice” brutality on rain*
Sub-Zero: next time, read a damn book!
Omni-Man: so… tell me again… why the fuck am I here?…
General Shao: goro is “omnisexual”! I’m assuming he has feelings for you!
*CLASH*
Tremor: just take pity on him…
Omni-Man: ugh… fine…
General Shao: he’s all yours, goro!
Goro: well…
*goro performs his “prince of pain” fatality on Omni-man*
Goro: the spark was gone…
Raiden #1: hello! I’m raiden! I hope we can be friends!
Raiden #2: I hope we can be friends too!
*CLASH*
Kung Lao #1: damn, bud! You really can be friends with everyone!
Raiden #1: it’s just a natural gift!
Kung Lao #2: okay, buddy! Go ahead and ask!
Raiden #2: so… is your timeline’s kitana single-
*raiden #1 performs his “the storm’s arrival” fatality on raiden #2*
Raiden #1: SHE’S MINE.
Kung Lao #1: HOLY SHIT…
Kung Lao: so… what’s your relationship with that new Nitara?…
Nitara: for gods’ sakes, we’re not having a threesome with her, Kung Lao!
*CLASH*
Kano: c’mon, man! Make ‘em settle for ya sausage!
Kung Lao: if I do that, she might bite it off like an actual sausage!
Sareena: if there’s anything I learned from Ashrah it’s that threesomes are GREAT!
Nitara: UGH! FINE WE’LL HAVE A THREEWAY!
Shang Tsung: your plan to turn characters into DLCs is ingenious, Quan Chi!
Quan Chi: indeed! And to stop anyone from stopping me, I turned MYSELF into a DLC!
*CLASH*
Sektor: Shang Tsung, your pre-order transformation is now complete.
Shang Tsung: excellent! Now not everyone can stop me either!
Khameleon: you won’t get away with this!
Quan Chi: we already have~
If you keep posting these I’ll keep reporting them for spam. Oddgiant isn’t going to do viewer intros until a specific time. Please stop posting them over and over again. The only reason Oddgiant hasn’t called you out on it is because he refuses to acknowledge stupidity. Please. For the love of god. Stop. It.
Rain is such a buzzkill, they should start calling him the "Wet Blanket"
Happy cinco de mayo everyone hope you all have wonderful time
Satoshi! What did you do to my boy Tomas!
Ngl Havik is rocking that outfit.
Damn, Homelander Gets revealed And a new Oddgiant video? Must be an early Christmas
You know you're gonna have to release that Gamer Scream by itself, right?
7:42 destroyed me
“LEMONS”
Goro loves lemons for some reason? Well i okay here you go. 🍋 #Lemons4Goro
Bruh how do they keep causing this much chaos. POOR Geras.
That was fun~
Also
Que bueno por fin ver mas del hanzo taquero me hace mucha gracia
Seeing Tacos Scorpion and Tundra's business rivalry is fun to watch. Also Satoshi, trying to get in between Mileena and Tanya? Also Kuai's Bi Han phase is getting out of hand
Hanzo: I've noticed that you drank quite a lot of tequila, senor.
Kung Lao: Just let me get my big shoes, and we've got a sweet party!
Poor Tomas he’s been having bad luck
Liu Kang: why are you interested in the evil clown in my timeline?
Havik: I heard he’s a joker who drives people bats!
*CLASH*
Kano: that guy gave me makeup tips!
Havik: share them with me after this battle!
Stryker: I guess you could say we’re about to bring in a FIRESTORM?
Liu Kang: okay, that was just bad, kurtis.
Nitara: is sareena satisfying the needs I apparently could not satisfy?~
Sub Zero: *if you tell anybody about us, I will finish you!*
*CLASH*
Sareena: come on, sweetie! Be nice to your ex!
Sub Zero: *WE WERE NEVER A THING, WOMAN!*
Kung Lao: I didn’t know you liked it on the rocks!
Nitara: unlike you, he actually enjoyed when i bit him on the neck~
General Shao: you call your girlfriend “woman”?! That’s so fucking sexist!
Sub Zero: *shut up! Shang Tsung told me you merely called Sindel “wife” in the past timeline!*
*CLASH*
Darrius: so misogyny’s where you draw the line, but you’re fine with callin’ me ni-
General Shao: DO AS YOU’RE TOLD!
Kung Lao: honestly that’s a step up from the previous timeline!
Sub Zero: *HE WAS WORSE?!*
Reptile: are you upset that I ate D’vorah?
Mileena: are you kidding?! I’m here to reward you for it!
*CLASH*
Scorpion: I am so glad that she’s dead.
Reptile: same here!
Stryker: guess she’s not gonna be BUGging us anymore!
Mileena: hahaha! What a joyful day!
Kung Lao: let’s make this a challenge! I fight without my hat, and you fight without sento!
Kenshi: Kung Lao, I need it to see, goddamnit!
*CLASH*
Darrius: you do realize that’s a lose-lose situation, right?
Kung Lao: hey, if he’s not chicken, he’s gonna take it!
Jax Briggs: he’s playin’ you, ya know right?
Kenshi: I’m ashamed to admit it, but I almost agreed…
That Kenshi prank is wild tho
Oh, what the fuck?! It got age-restricted! I can't watch the beauty of this one!
😂😂 when baraka says what did I just say😂😂 and then now Liu Kang says so.. they're not going anywhere 😂😂😂
Ah, OddVerse and their parties. They never learned as always.
God, the lemons joke was hilarious! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?!?
And just like that, everyone dies yet again.
:/
Since mavado came out i imagine his voice being from armageddon and his personality being a more classy version of kano(literally kano if he had better manners)
i also want his rivalry with kano as a running gag
0:12 get them tacos right there folks
That fight scene proves Puerto Ricans have better fighting music. (Source: I am Puerto Rican.)
Also, anyone who's wondering, that song was Gasolina by Daddy Yankee (Album: Barrio Fino).
With all due respect and I mean no offense, what do you exactly mean by “Puerto Ricans have better fighting music” does Puerto Rican music have music qualities that are not easily found in other nationalities music?
And I’m asking because I’m not familiar with the characteristics of Puerto Rican music 🎼
@@alsuvarnadvipadanargentum1743 It’s nothing more than a joke, a small sense of Puerto Rican pride if anything.
Us Latinos love each other, but just like siblings, we’ll squabble over anything (ask my parents about their opinions on Mexican Spanish; they despise it).