Just got outta prison and one year later this still makes me laugh! Custody definitely the worst bit by far! Once you actually get to prison it's calm but those custody Centre cells are hell!
I've never been so I wouldn't know and sounds like they don't give you human treatment, I'm gonna do everything I can to make other people aware of this shit, that's not fair on you at all if you didn't murder someone fam
Custody is the worst part imagine literally yesterday they came to my yard at 9 in the morning woke me up an took me to station then made me stay overnight on remand just to get given a curfew and even more bail conditions than I already have
All accurate apart from the ‘cell door’ 😅theres no windows u cant see f all out of that flap. Just sitting there waiting to hear some keys rustle outside ur door 😂
I know the feeling of being in that cell and saying "where the fuck is my solicitor been here for like 14 hours now bro I want to make it home for breakfast" 😂
Fam when I am in the can especially past 8pm you know you staying the night, I get a lasgne couple coffees and tea, then take my socks off and roll them into a ball, and practise volleys till i get tired.
I’m gonna try this when I next get arrested, I hope it never happens but if sommit happens in my life which leads to it again then that’s defo a bit of advice I’m taking coz the level of boredom in that place
When they make u wait hours for a cup of water so true. And when the lights on and u try sleep to pass time u wake up n its only been 2 hours when u thimk u slept the whole night so depressing u dont know what time it is when your solicitors even coming.
Too accurate I’ve been arrested 3 times n put in the cell n the worst feeling is when they say your solicitor hasn’t arrived yet n it feels like 6 years have passed so you decide to go to sleep but then wake up wondering why tf your still there n I remember having the maddest of dreams when I’d be in there some of the dreams felt like I was awake. I haven’t been to prison n I really don’t want too n I don’t think anybody should do anything that leads them to that point but just learn from my experience, I hated the cell n when you suffer from anxiety you’ll go mad within minutes in there. I hated the feeling of not being able to get out I felt the definition of trapped it was horrible. Oh yeah n the beds are literal gym mats
@@lenny5456 yeah that’s what I used to do coz every time I got in trouble was when I was drunk as fuck. But like waking up in the cell on a hangover is the worst feeling in the world
Very very accurate, although when I was getting carted in it usually involved a quick scrap with a officer or two then being left bollock naked for a couple hours then getting checked in to custody, ah how times change.
"Listen mate, I'm not one of your mates"
john 3:16 for god so loved the world that he gave his one and only son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.
Ikr
quality though isn't it
@@jyk4736 respect God bless you 👍
That is why you aint going to heaven for works for works without Spirit is pointless@@jyk4736
“D2trappy still “😂😂
💀
ROADMAN PINGU
john 3:16 for god so loved the world that he gave his one and only son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.
the way man said "still"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You’ve definitely been bagged b4 this is too real 😂😂😂😂😂😂
i only expect a few of you to relate😂 part 2 tomorrow tho !
🥳🥳🥳
Ok JustDylan
Yessss im so ready for it 🤩
:) Can't wait!
Bro the hall footage with the slow frame rate was key
He is too underrated mann
Definitely
Faxxx
U man love that word init u just discovered it or suttin
@@frankmatthews5491 ?
@@frankmatthews5491 Wait, who's this referring to?
Surely you’ve been arrested before this is hella accurate 🤣
This man has experienced every situation in life
@Cian MacGana shut up
@Cian MacGana not Romeo and Juliet bro aha
He portrays every situation with amazing accuracy. I can imagine him starring in a Romeo and Juliet movie.
@Cian MacGana fucking batty g that don't happen pattern
Mugshots killed me🤣
same LMFAO
1:39
“Listen mate, I’m not your mate” 🤣🤣
Lol
Don’t need to even watch I already know it’s going to be jokes
Nah watch the vid tho
@@Payxino yh
“ DEE 2 TRAPPY STYLL” 😭😭😭😭😭😭
this guy has to have been bagged before this is too accurate man wtf
u havent been bagged g ur not abt that life
@@jiggyciggy2188 ur not supposed to be abt that life lmao 💀🤦🏾♂
How would you know if this is accurate? Did you get bagged as well?
Abdullah EL DESSOUKI Do think he has Abdullah?
@@jwatsss453 Maybe :O
1:39 when ur mum tells u to get out of bed for school😩
When they take your shoelaces and belt, that's the worst violation 😂
Hate that shit
Naa it’s the strip search
I mean it’s to stop vulnerable prisoners from hanging them selves on their watch
ongod bro they be the worst of them violations
But they don't, you just take ure shoes off
Is no-one gonna talk about how 0C Willis starts singing Queen 'Another one bites the dust' at 0:21 😂
@@maame6768 😂😂 LOL
Yeah why would we talk about that there’s not rlly any hidden meaning it’s a song maye
These videos give me belly cramp from laughing 😂
This time it IS because of that phone.
@@ch6mo what phone 😂😂😂
@@tyrelfacey9725 oh you ain't watching this on a phone?
@@ch6mo Yh I am 😂 but why does that matter
@@tyrelfacey9725 yh the joke is ruined 😐
1:39 jokes look at his face when taking the pics 😂😂
when he said "you have to stay till tomorrow" 💀💀😂😂 soo acurate
Must have been caught On Saturday night or Sunday solicitors or court rooms have a day off on Sunday i know this 😂
Getting denied bail is worse than getting rejected by a girl
@@DiligentX obviously u doughnut 😂
@@DiligentX staying a day aint getting denial bail u numpty
@@dontbeblind who said staying a day is. Staying 3 and being put on a serco van is.
“Do you have suicidal thoughts” I remember that line 😂
Just got outta prison and one year later this still makes me laugh! Custody definitely the worst bit by far! Once you actually get to prison it's calm but those custody Centre cells are hell!
I've never been so I wouldn't know and sounds like they don't give you human treatment, I'm gonna do everything I can to make other people aware of this shit, that's not fair on you at all if you didn't murder someone fam
1:50 to the end is so accurate mums I’m dying
Facts them officers don’t even bring the food they were offering you 😂😂😂😂😂🤕
Swear down 😂😂😂
Haha guys I'm back, honestly this David Lad tried to get on my nerves but it didnt work for me aha
AYO 3DYLAN 100 TIMES. TILL ITS BACKWARD
@@Raci.1423 NALYD?
@@justsomeone4034 Dylan 3
didn't*
@@justsomeone4034 YESSSSSIR
Nah Im actually done. Getting the water 5 hours later and also finding out youre going to be in overnight are one of the worst pains ever.
😂😂😂😂😂😂mums life when they say ur solicitor ain’t picking up n dat
@@fuccyurgang1494 lies
What about when you think your leaving and you get taken to the court and put in there cells
Way too accurate this wtf, cereal bars nd water lool 😂😂
Bro you are the best out of the trio no cap
Custody is the worst part imagine literally yesterday they came to my yard at 9 in the morning woke me up an took me to station then made me stay overnight on remand just to get given a curfew and even more bail conditions than I already have
"I'm not one of your mates." *Proceeds to call him mate*
'where is my water fam' 😂😂😂
" I can’t promise your freedom TONIGHT" 😂😂
All accurate apart from the ‘cell door’ 😅theres no windows u cant see f all out of that flap. Just sitting there waiting to hear some keys rustle outside ur door 😂
2:00 “wowa”😂
All you guys need a TV show.. Seriously you are all hilarious!!
these videos are made so well, keep up the good work man😂
‘Ohhhkay, allwright, ohhhkay’ DC Danny cracks me up 😂😂😂
I know the feeling of being in that cell and saying "where the fuck is my solicitor been here for like 14 hours now bro I want to make it home for breakfast" 😂
Guys on a m charge talking about bail 😂
I think he can get released under investigation if theres basically no evidence but if theres enough to go to trial then ye no bail lol
Fam when I am in the can especially past 8pm you know you staying the night, I get a lasgne couple coffees and tea, then take my socks off and roll them into a ball, and practise volleys till i get tired.
I’m gonna try this when I next get arrested, I hope it never happens but if sommit happens in my life which leads to it again then that’s defo a bit of advice I’m taking coz the level of boredom in that place
This might be his best video to date
We appreciate your humour @ just dylan straight burnz and mbbantz. Keep the videos coming in.
Nah dat effort u put in this vid underrated 🔥
He needs more subs 45k ain't enough he needs more 100% The skits are🔥🔥🔥
Youngdond back at it again
Cell is worse than prison not knowing whats happening or what the time is
“Listen *mate* I’m not one of your *mates* ”
I don’t see it
Nothing can beat the Bernz n Dyl wombo combo 👮♂️👮♂️
Dylan is the hardest in this acting ting
Bro you’re funny as hell keep up the skits
You man need to be on national television word🙏🏾
The cam footage 😂0:04
“Another one bites the dust”😂😂😂
“ 16 your on a murder case, f**k me “ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
When they make u wait hours for a cup of water so true. And when the lights on and u try sleep to pass time u wake up n its only been 2 hours when u thimk u slept the whole night so depressing u dont know what time it is when your solicitors even coming.
I've had to come back to watch all of Dylans old videos to make myself laugh today 😅
“ do I look like a suicidal yute”😂
Bro i ain't gotta tell you but it be like that😂🚹
Another one bites the dust had me dying 😂
🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯 this is so on point 👏🏾
Rahhh man actually said my birthday😭7th Jan 2005 nd dat
Sameeeeee bro
lol I thought he was 19
@@ltobito349 *20
@@jc_9787 Yh
@@ltobito349 he is 20
“I don’t think you understand the severity of this situation”😂😂😂😂
Man gettin his pic like he’s Sancho lmfao
The cctv footage had me weak 😂
Too underrated. Your jokes❌🧢
My mum would have a bigger go at me rather then being there 🤣🤣🤣. But. Great video!
Sitting in that room shit cell on da blue mat you use for p.e not knowing if your going jail aint the one
The acting is on point
Too accurate I’ve been arrested 3 times n put in the cell n the worst feeling is when they say your solicitor hasn’t arrived yet n it feels like 6 years have passed so you decide to go to sleep but then wake up wondering why tf your still there n I remember having the maddest of dreams when I’d be in there some of the dreams felt like I was awake. I haven’t been to prison n I really don’t want too n I don’t think anybody should do anything that leads them to that point but just learn from my experience, I hated the cell n when you suffer from anxiety you’ll go mad within minutes in there. I hated the feeling of not being able to get out I felt the definition of trapped it was horrible. Oh yeah n the beds are literal gym mats
Everytime I do I'm to smashed to care I just go sleep and of they still haven't moved along then I sleep of the hangover
@@lenny5456 yeah that’s what I used to do coz every time I got in trouble was when I was drunk as fuck. But like waking up in the cell on a hangover is the worst feeling in the world
@@lenny5456 I woke up n couldn’t make it to that horrible metal toilet they have
How many times did he say 'alright' 😂😭
The sound effects kill me fam 😂
He needs to upload more 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤝🏾
the hot meals uno😭 shepards pie n all day breakfast micro wave
Yeh one sausage cut in half in a bun 🙄
"ill suicidal your mum" dammm 😂😂
Too accurate 🤣🤣🤣🤣the “okk”
They legit take timeeeee to bring a drink it’s mad. They fully violate lmaooo your on point
You should know a lot 😂😂😂
Very very accurate, although when I was getting carted in it usually involved a quick scrap with a officer or two then being left bollock naked for a couple hours then getting checked in to custody, ah how times change.
Real shit bro
David budungi is actually my neighbor 😂
the story arcs are acc deep
Another one bites the dust 🤣🤣
This is legit educational
It's mad how fucking accurate this is lool
I had auto-generated English on and when he said “d2trappy still” it said d2 traffic stop !
Im just in Awe about how on earth this guy got 44K subz in 2 months
Ow much they paying you
@@tobifighter6877 nothin at all yet.... i have to reach 1k subz :( im not too fussed anyways cos all i post is trash
When they shut that window thing I fell like a wallad especially when I’m in mid sentence
“fuuckiinn.. D2trappy styll”😭😭😭dylan😂
Those two dislikes are from your neighbors
this seems like its coming from experience
Listen mate… I’m not one of your mates 😂
bernz as a fed💔💔💔
Its always the frosty cereal bars, and icl the sandwiches r peng
The amount of times man 😂 you wouldn't believe 😂
defo get stayed till da next day every time jheeeze
2005 I’m crying 😭😭
Oi you’re on point wid this ting cells is the worst always in and out of deya😂
Fam my birthday is 7th January 2005 wtf
So accurate
this is true uno
Upload part 2 mans waiting
Lol no way watching this on 7th jan 2023. Happy bday D2trappy 🤣