There a difference between tryhard and somebody that joe described, the tryhard is somebody who would yell at their teammates and genuinely get mad and Joe is the person who is just playing the game and trying to win
My public school would riot if they got graded on physical capabilities, forget the mile I don’t think half the people at my school could run a 400 without stopping
16:52 sneak attack is a game where the opposing team has your footballs and your team would have their footballs. Your goal is to go to the other team and steal their balls without getting tagged. You can pass to your teammates but juking everyone out was the best part. We also had hula hoops as your forcefield. (It was the best game besides Crossy roads)
Kingpin probably the funnest game in existence. Dodgeball mixed with capture the flag but theres like 5 pins and you can guard them but you can knock pins down with dodgeballs
For me it was matt ball. for those who don't know matt ball was like baseball but instead of 1 person on a base you could stack up to I think 5 people on 1 matt, then when someone hit the ball all 5 of the people on one matt could run to the next matt or base. the team in the field had to use the ball that was hit to touch someone if they were off the matt. Very fun experience stacking all your friends on one matt then moving as a unit.
@@professerbrayden921 Whatever helps u sleep at night ig. You Yapped for a solid 6 mins and 50 seconds… I’m not losing sleep over ya lil goofy ass💀 And one more thing, that safeprint invention not helping jack shit… if I want what’s in ya car, imma get what’s in ya car and there ain’t a god damn thing u can do about it lil dude😭🫵🤡
the favourite games at my school were benchball and dodgeball. benchball had little complications, it was just a game everyone coule enjoy, but dodgeball had to have a controvertial rule added. headshots were allowed, however they would also make the person who got them get out. this meant the school wasnt encouraging something dangerous. however, as you expected alot of people started to lie, say they were headshot, and a strategy of blocking with your head was made about a year in. so to stop this the school added the rule, like you said here, that headshots permenantly remove that player from the game, with the school just saying that this would give them time to then make sure theyre ok. this stopped lying, and made going for headshots the in-student meta, because the person hit would usually lie to stay in the game anyway.
everyone in my class are laughing at me cus i have dogshit stamina and whenever me and my friends are arguing they out of nowhere say "well you can't run" and it somehow makes them right
My weight training class was fine, it was PE but without needing to learn much. Nobody did the abs machine for whatever reason though so I just used it until I got really sore
In my school if you hit the ceiling in any sport even volleyball you had to do 50 push-ups and if you didn’t you wouldn’t do anything for the rest of the year until you did the pushups
almost all the locks on the bathrooms at my school where broken or miss aligned and so it made it impossible to use them with holding the door shut the entire time
Broo my school has a football team and they take pe way to seriously like they would cry and not play if they didnt have all of the football team on the same team/group
The World Record of “MOST SIT UPS IN ONE MINUTE" was achieved by TEJINDER SINGH on 4th September 2023 from Mohali (Punjab) India. He did 71 sit ups in one minute and broke the previous record of 68 sit ups in one minute and has set a new world record for International Book of Records. so whoever tf did those 120 sit ups was on some serious steroids
I remember my School actually transitioned from the Old School Rubber DodgeBalls to the Memory Foam DodgeBalls and me n all my classmates got to experience both Eras in 1 year. Against others we would lob the rubber at them but vs friends, wed slightly bounce it or just pass it but with the Memory Foam, we eventually learned to wear Sweats instead of Shorts and WHIPPED THAT SHIT AT EACH OTHER.
freshman year of high school during the swim unit, some dude shat in another guys shoe😭, a gym teacher slept with her student, and there were constant fights
12:44 i was playing basketball in middle school and this one kid kept checking people saying street rules or some shit so i trucked him one time and he ran off crying lol teachers didnt even care
This happened to me a few days ago. I was in the bathroom with my friends. They were talking outside and I was inside the stall and then my friend decided to be funny to kick the door and it opened. She did that two times I was on the toilet, she kicked down the f***ing door.
Being a gym teacher is easy but becoming one isn't, atleast here in belgium because you must be good in almost every sport that you are teaching. My gym teacher studied (didn't rlly study but idk how to say it in english) 8+ years to become a gym teacher.
One time during kickball someone hit the light so hard it fell from the ceiling and shattered everywhere we had the lights that hung from the ceiling so he broke the cords and it came crashing dow
I don't remember what grade I was in, but I was in middle school and I had a friend that loved to play dodgeball. This was like the day before head shots didn't count. My friend picked up a ball and it nailed somebody in the face, but it bounced off of their face and hit somebody else in the face and then hit somebody else in the face. literally hit three people in the face with one ball. Two of them were girls and one was a boy. They all three actually ended up getting hurt. P.S. My friend was a baseball player.
I would say that he edits his videos but he doesn’t even do that third easiest job is prolly being a driver the only hard thing you have to do is memorize the map and parallel parking.
Bro my friends also somehow puncture holes through the axe cans but the interesting thing is that there was a bus that had a ripped bus seat that they for some reason never got fixed, but one day they heard the say something about it and found it and mf's plan was to bring duck tape and a punctured axe can and they put so many tape layers that that shit was unaccesable and the bus driver had to stop the bus and delay that shit.
13:28 that was me haha, I couldn’t throw for the life of me but I could dodge really well so after not losing the 6v1 the teacher would let the other side over to my side and they’d just rush me and take me out 😭
Bro we can’t play dodgeball so we just use foam balls and have mats as cover because we’re supposed knock down the other teams pin but every one acts like it dodgeball in stead of mat ball or hand ball or whatever they call it
Gym class in my school fell off for me, we used to play such fun things and now the gym teachers just talk half the time and it’s so annoying
För rael dode lol
one time in gym class my gym teacher took the whole period on explaining to us how to play basketball
@@Ted538M88 that seems about right
I hate having to swim.
There a difference between tryhard and somebody that joe described, the tryhard is somebody who would yell at their teammates and genuinely get mad and Joe is the person who is just playing the game and trying to win
11:30 "tryna change back into your clothes after swimming was harder than EDP at a playground" Oh my gosh 💀
No reaction from Joe 💀
@@HitTheFloor16There was a reaction alright 😂
I like cupcakes
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My public school would riot if they got graded on physical capabilities, forget the mile I don’t think half the people at my school could run a 400 without stopping
nah bruh my teacher would stand behind girls while they jumprope 😭
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broo my 8th grade gym teacher came in close to my friend and took a three second long whiff of her...
Just like me fr w teacher
16:52 sneak attack is a game where the opposing team has your footballs and your team would have their footballs. Your goal is to go to the other team and steal their balls without getting tagged. You can pass to your teammates but juking everyone out was the best part. We also had hula hoops as your forcefield. (It was the best game besides Crossy roads)
Kingpin probably the funnest game in existence. Dodgeball mixed with capture the flag but theres like 5 pins and you can guard them but you can knock pins down with dodgeballs
Before watching this vid, I can tell that ima laugh my lungs out fr 😭🙏💯
Lol
Ggrimeys word play is so good
Next level glazing
@@DrMontrays nah
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Always remember: Those who can't do, teach, and those who can't teach, teach gym.
For me it was matt ball. for those who don't know matt ball was like baseball but instead of 1 person on a base you could stack up to I think 5 people on 1 matt, then when someone hit the ball all 5 of the people on one matt could run to the next matt or base. the team in the field had to use the ball that was hit to touch someone if they were off the matt. Very fun experience stacking all your friends on one matt then moving as a unit.
@drakethelf you had no friends though
@@professerbrayden921 how u gonna be an opp to someone random on the internet. I think you have no friends.
@@professerbrayden921 why are you being an opp for no reason 💀
@@professerbrayden921 Whatever helps u sleep at night ig. You Yapped for a solid 6 mins and 50 seconds… I’m not losing sleep over ya lil goofy ass💀
And one more thing, that safeprint invention not helping jack shit… if I want what’s in ya car, imma get what’s in ya car and there ain’t a god damn thing u can do about it lil dude😭🫵🤡
I played that in middle school lol
Joe never fails to turn a 8 min video to a 4 hour documentary
No hate
we all had that gym teacher that would stare at the kids a little too long
I live in a rural town so we go outside and fucking flip tires and run miles it’s miserable gym class is what everybody hates
14:35 gang my gym teacher used to be a pro bodybuilder that won awards and shit
with the amount of body spray being sprayed in the change room, there was so much chemicals you'd think that an exterminator was in there
17:23 Joe was NOT the tall kid 😭😭🙏
Unpopular opinion, I actually fuck with the foam dodgeballs more, they curved BEAUTIFULLY. Saw some of the best hits with those balls.
the favourite games at my school were benchball and dodgeball. benchball had little complications, it was just a game everyone coule enjoy, but dodgeball had to have a controvertial rule added.
headshots were allowed, however they would also make the person who got them get out. this meant the school wasnt encouraging something dangerous.
however, as you expected alot of people started to lie, say they were headshot, and a strategy of blocking with your head was made about a year in. so to stop this the school added the rule, like you said here, that headshots permenantly remove that player from the game, with the school just saying that this would give them time to then make sure theyre ok. this stopped lying, and made going for headshots the in-student meta, because the person hit would usually lie to stay in the game anyway.
13:16 i’m pretty sure in California dodgeball is banned in some schools, otherwise they have to use those foam balls
The sound of the pacer test haunts my dreams.
blessed be thou when joe uploads
Thank you Joe for giving me something to watch while eating cheerios
School def does not care about your physical appearance 💀💀
Serving people fucking burgers and pizza every day
just played badminton in gym class and now i hear joe praise it like me and my classmates
I loved the boxing matches in P.E. Class. So much fun
Nuh uh.
Kids at my school would take all the air out the ball and throw the ball like a frisbee
everyone in my class are laughing at me cus i have dogshit stamina and whenever me and my friends are arguing they out of nowhere say "well you can't run" and it somehow makes them right
There's always that moment in DodgeBall when the worst kid is the last one left and he catches the ball to get everybody back in
I was the tall try hard kid in high school. I would dunk on everyone in basketball. Love your content. Keep up the great work.❤😊
Gym class was amazing if you were the slightest bit athletic and enjoyed playing games
I like the foam dodgeball because you can whip them insanely fast, but they're the most un accurate thing in the world
my gym teacher pissed me off today so this is well timed
In middle school one thing I remember a lot is that we would hit each other with towels in the locker room after weight lifting 💀
one of the gym teachers at my school had a type 2 diabetic seizure last semester
My weight training class was fine, it was PE but without needing to learn much. Nobody did the abs machine for whatever reason though so I just used it until I got really sore
He has been posting some fire videos lately
Joe never fails to fill me up with pleasure
Joe def treated kickball like he was in the last quarter of the superbowl
professional badminton player here, thx for giving our sport sumn recognition 🗣️🗣️
bee watching you for the last year and you hav been brightening up my day
In my school if you hit the ceiling in any sport even volleyball you had to do 50 push-ups and if you didn’t you wouldn’t do anything for the rest of the year until you did the pushups
Dude dodgeball is canceled in my school, I've never played before.
dodgeball is the best, played it the other day at school hit some girl so hard in her face she flew back 😂
Gym teachers hate me so much for no reason
i love that your content is genuinely enjoyable and actually gives me dopamine buzzes
i threw up on my teacher during the pacer test
Daily dose of Joe bartolozzi goes hard 🔥
gym class is a banger boi idk what he talking about
almost all the locks on the bathrooms at my school where broken or miss aligned and so it made it impossible to use them with holding the door shut the entire time
One of the realest videos on the internet
That gym class you had freshman year sounds so fun
My school banned wearing crocs in gym because one kid sprained their ankle while wearing crocs😭
4:12 wow great idea especially for my dumbass I’m totally using that
Some kid at my middle school took a picture of some random kid taking a shit through the crack in the stalls and posted it
dude I’m in middle school and we do 70+. I fr be hearing my own heartbeat after I’m done
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Broo my school has a football team and they take pe way to seriously like they would cry and not play if they didnt have all of the football team on the same team/group
Joe always fails to reassure me that Gym Class is not absolutely traumatizing
Gym was traumatizing throughout middlesxhool becasue i used to smoke nic heavy and was fat would get dizzy randomly while running or sum😂
The World Record of “MOST SIT UPS IN ONE MINUTE" was achieved by TEJINDER SINGH on 4th September 2023 from Mohali (Punjab) India. He did 71 sit ups in one minute and broke the previous record of 68 sit ups in one minute and has set a new world record for International Book of Records. so whoever tf did those 120 sit ups was on some serious steroids
I remember my School actually transitioned from the Old School Rubber DodgeBalls to the Memory Foam DodgeBalls and me n all my classmates got to experience both Eras in 1 year. Against others we would lob the rubber at them but vs friends, wed slightly bounce it or just pass it but with the Memory Foam, we eventually learned to wear Sweats instead of Shorts and WHIPPED THAT SHIT AT EACH OTHER.
out old pe teachers use to not let us wear coats outside in like -2 degrees and they had like fuckin 10 layers on
freshman year of high school during the swim unit, some dude shat in another guys shoe😭, a gym teacher slept with her student, and there were constant fights
dodgeball got banned for my school after some kid got hit in the face too hard and his mom complained to the school 😭
The stretch one was the worst bruh
12:44 i was playing basketball in middle school and this one kid kept checking people saying street rules or some shit so i trucked him one time and he ran off crying lol teachers didnt even care
at daytime i cannot hear joe speaking or ANYTHING BUT at night time i swear even i have 10 or 20 volume its still like using 100 procent volume
3k views in 8 min, bro you’re doing great
I dont think gym class was giving kids veitnam flashbacks..
My favourite prank is creating tear gas with axe body spray
broooo. my gym theacher literally gave the whole class B`s to motivate us ...
This happened to me a few days ago. I was in the bathroom with my friends. They were talking outside and I was inside the stall and then my friend decided to be funny to kick the door and it opened. She did that two times I was on the toilet, she kicked down the f***ing door.
I cant wait to edge to this video 🎷🎷🎷
Bro they banned dodgeball at my school because it “hurts students feelings when they get targeted”
dude, all we do is run at our school and everyone's legs are so jacked
2:56 Ben rankings is crazy
Why gym teachers either not care or care way too much and act like gym is a life or death subject.
Dude is funny that Joe went to like a private school or catholic school.
Being a gym teacher is easy but becoming one isn't, atleast here in belgium because you must be good in almost every sport that you are teaching. My gym teacher studied (didn't rlly study but idk how to say it in english) 8+ years to become a gym teacher.
fun to watch joe while I beat the god damm ender dragon
I dead*ss popped a kickball in school last year
Hit the ceiling too hard
you're too young if you're censoring the word "deadass" 😭😭
14:50 At our school if you break a ceiling tile/panel you have to pay $5 per one you break
my gym teacher was in his 50’s and he was so fit that one time he ran the mile with us
I yanked the exit sign in my highschool locker room and I took it home
One time during kickball someone hit the light so hard it fell from the ceiling and shattered everywhere we had the lights that hung from the ceiling so he broke the cords and it came crashing dow
Hope your doing well Joe ❤
I don't remember what grade I was in, but I was in middle school and I had a friend that loved to play dodgeball. This was like the day before head shots didn't count. My friend picked up a ball and it nailed somebody in the face, but it bounced off of their face and hit somebody else in the face and then hit somebody else in the face. literally hit three people in the face with one ball. Two of them were girls and one was a boy. They all three actually ended up getting hurt.
P.S. My friend was a baseball player.
Why is joe saying gym teacher is the easiest job in the world. This man watches youtube videos and plays video games for a living 😂
I would say that he edits his videos but he doesn’t even do that third easiest job is prolly being a driver the only hard thing you have to do is memorize the map and parallel parking.
Joe never fails to be a good youtube and entertain me
I would do something insane in gym then talk about it for so long
Bro my friends also somehow puncture holes through the axe cans but the interesting thing is that there was a bus that had a ripped bus seat that they for some reason never got fixed, but one day they heard the say something about it and found it and mf's plan was to bring duck tape and a punctured axe can and they put so many tape layers that that shit was unaccesable and the bus driver had to stop the bus and delay that shit.
I never did the pull up test but I did have a sit up test and push up test
I can tell Joe would try to grip onto peoples cake during Gym
People have cake in school?(This is ajoke.I am not that innocent.)
Bro we all had that one gym teacher who has been accused of sexual harassment 😭🙏🏾
14:33 the foam hard as hell to throw.
Belt fights are real 100%
13:28 that was me haha, I couldn’t throw for the life of me but I could dodge really well so after not losing the 6v1 the teacher would let the other side over to my side and they’d just rush me and take me out 😭
Bro we can’t play dodgeball so we just use foam balls and have mats as cover because we’re supposed knock down the other teams pin but every one acts like it dodgeball in stead of mat ball or hand ball or whatever they call it
no gym/weight classes in school is ridiculous because it’s a part of the student education
only had 1 good gym teacher my whole life
My favorite sports are badminton, basketball, kickball, dogeball, and handball and etc. Tbh