You look single, can I introduce you to my son??

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  • @NotTheoCh
    @NotTheoCh  7 місяців тому +81

    This already happened before lol ua-cam.com/video/CJmqSn-5byg/v-deo.html

  • @mp5284
    @mp5284 7 місяців тому +1141

    I like that they smell her singleness

    • @redragon1990
      @redragon1990 7 місяців тому

      Canadians have that kind of smell

    • @hoggo3789
      @hoggo3789 7 місяців тому +136

      Tenma Maemi, Japan's most eligible bachelor

    • @somberflight
      @somberflight 7 місяців тому +86

      @@hoggo3789 Bachelorette*

    • @kotorandcorvid4968
      @kotorandcorvid4968 7 місяців тому +36

      I like Tenma, but I wouldn't be surprised if whatever man ends up with her to end up with a broken tooth or two

    • @diogosousa7698
      @diogosousa7698 7 місяців тому +12

      @@kotorandcorvid4968 he gonna taste a punch full of rage i mean love

  • @gemgerardo2167
    @gemgerardo2167 7 місяців тому +450

    I wonder if tenma wore a " I am a lonely fox" shirt every time she go outside

  • @rotciv557
    @rotciv557 7 місяців тому +346

    Tenma must be really pretty irl if she keeps getting invited to meet sons and nephews so often lol

    • @jomujomu7513
      @jomujomu7513 7 місяців тому +147

      Pippa said she is pretty IRL. Tenma has also told stories about getting hit on while traveling in Europe so yeah lol.

    • @Moyski00
      @Moyski00 7 місяців тому +45

      She herself said that she's pretty confident about her looks.

  • @SaintKuro
    @SaintKuro 7 місяців тому +358

    Amazing that someone can just look at Tenma and tell she's single

  • @InfiniteEel
    @InfiniteEel 7 місяців тому +778

    I like to imagine there's an alliance of old men and women working together all over the world to get tenma married

    • @hardtosayname
      @hardtosayname 7 місяців тому +122

      Shinzo Abe would be proud.

    • @PhillyCh3zSt3ak
      @PhillyCh3zSt3ak 7 місяців тому +38

      This is now my headcannon.

    • @therecombinant6215
      @therecombinant6215 7 місяців тому +16

      It’s like Napoleon at Waterloo

    • @griffca4814
      @griffca4814 7 місяців тому +41

      Its called grandmother's at church. My kids 16 and they want to introduce him to their granddaughters because they would make a cute couple. It's what they do.

    • @cjnf11
      @cjnf11 7 місяців тому +18

      "Welcome to the Tenma Initiative."

  • @jimmydean7219
    @jimmydean7219 7 місяців тому +453

    Tenma, I have a nephew that’s super muscly from working on the family cabbage farm. He’s just graduated from a nice university. Coincidentally, he’s single at the moment…

  • @Scaevola9449
    @Scaevola9449 7 місяців тому +125

    Truly foxu is Japan's most eligible bachelorette

  • @Pudding404
    @Pudding404 7 місяців тому +69

    A worthy sequel to Farmer's market obaasan, lol.
    The smell of being a single pingle is pungent.

  • @GigachadVTuberEnjoyer
    @GigachadVTuberEnjoyer 7 місяців тому +86

    Tenma must really give off the Christmas cake vibes, huh?

  • @jonnejaaskelainen
    @jonnejaaskelainen 7 місяців тому +85

    Everyone really wants that Canadian visa, huh.

    • @ultimatevexation8782
      @ultimatevexation8782 7 місяців тому +8

      better to stay in japan maybe

    • @dood52751
      @dood52751 7 місяців тому

      What about Henya's JP visa?

    • @rhaven090
      @rhaven090 7 місяців тому

      As if Canada nor Japan is a good place to live in?

    • @matthewrawlings1284
      @matthewrawlings1284 7 місяців тому

      ​@@rhaven090 better to live in Japan rather than be ruled by Castro's bastard son...

    • @ultimatevexation8782
      @ultimatevexation8782 7 місяців тому +11

      @@rhaven090 does canada have hololive merch? Does it have yearly holo festival? I don't think so

  • @Amiko-do4dj
    @Amiko-do4dj 7 місяців тому +74

    This is sort of normal in Japan......older members of a family will try to find dates if their children or such are single.....

    • @hunlepto2239
      @hunlepto2239 7 місяців тому +36

      I can see why, but if the problem with Japan is that people quite literally have barely any free time usually due to the work culture, it's pretty pointless sadly.

    • @danielcarrera886
      @danielcarrera886 7 місяців тому +20

      @@hunlepto2239
      Well they are going to a population collapse and this is a way to stop it or at least alleviate it
      Though there are other ways of increasing there population ranging from apocalyptic to political/social.
      This method is somewhere in the middle

    • @hunlepto2239
      @hunlepto2239 7 місяців тому

      @@danielcarrera886 Only way to stop it would be a change in government. Abe was not assassinated for no reason, official dating apps and shit are useless when the literal problem is that people can't live and old men govern over how the young should live. They're not as bad as South Korea's government that is literally a corpo wet dream, but they need to step up eventually.

    • @MASJYT
      @MASJYT 7 місяців тому

      To avoid population collapse, bring back arranged marriages. No, I'm not joking.

    • @reddragonflyxx657
      @reddragonflyxx657 7 місяців тому

      ​@@danielcarrera886I think Japan might finally be loosening its immigration restrictions a tiny bit.

  • @lhei_tayuun
    @lhei_tayuun 7 місяців тому +25

    Older generation trying to rub younger generation together to address declining birthrate

  • @owlsoda
    @owlsoda 7 місяців тому +128

    I hope that Uber driver tells his son to start working out

  • @wongsetsuna
    @wongsetsuna 7 місяців тому +36

    heels from 9am to 11pm. jesus mi-chan please take care of your toes at this rate.

  • @spotmyimpactbro
    @spotmyimpactbro 7 місяців тому +14

    Shinzo Abe, avert your eyes!

  • @KNJfan
    @KNJfan 7 місяців тому +16

    She doesn't need any boyfriend, she got Pippa :3

  • @ninjabreadman8166
    @ninjabreadman8166 7 місяців тому +19

    Again?!
    Tenma "Exudes Loneliness" Maemi
    😢

  • @TheOnlyBiodude
    @TheOnlyBiodude 7 місяців тому +26

    It's quite common to advertise your son in Asia. There is simply too many lonely males seeking
    company compared to the women that are actually looking. It's a competitive market you could say.

    • @TheHeavyModd
      @TheHeavyModd 7 місяців тому +2

      There is one Vietnamese guy at my workplace who asked me once whether I have a wife or a gf. Offered to introduce me to a cousin of his after hearing I'm single. I politely declined

  • @twitching_bot574
    @twitching_bot574 7 місяців тому +15

    As soon as I saw the title I got deja vu and immediately knew where this was going.

  • @remixsolo
    @remixsolo 7 місяців тому +33

    All these older people want to add Temna to their family. Can't say I blame 'em. She's entertaining and they're seeing her sober.

    • @tairitsu2352
      @tairitsu2352 20 днів тому

      Was she ever drunk? I think her res in alcohol is so high she's never drunk...

  • @omnimon91
    @omnimon91 7 місяців тому +41

    1:00 Wait, Tenma wearing heels? Now I need to see a fanart of this or better yet a new outfit where she wears them

    • @coldacid
      @coldacid 7 місяців тому +7

      Pretty sure she's in heels for part of her pre-stream animation

    • @Bigbigpoopi
      @Bigbigpoopi 7 місяців тому +1

      She was working the corners for more $$$$

    • @Edino_Chattino
      @Edino_Chattino 7 місяців тому +15

      She actually dresses nicely when going out, check her video with Pippa

    • @bug5654
      @bug5654 7 місяців тому +11

      @@Edino_Chattino "Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?!"

    • @Edino_Chattino
      @Edino_Chattino 7 місяців тому +2

      @@bug5654 lol my bad, the latest ones, when Pippa went to Japan

  • @Potatoras
    @Potatoras 7 місяців тому +10

    "You look single"
    Thats gotta hurt

  • @QuestText
    @QuestText 7 місяців тому +5

    that son is watching this now like "don't worry. my Grandma will convince her"

  • @wind_traveler
    @wind_traveler 7 місяців тому +13

    Man, peoples sons and nephews out here dodging kitsune shaped bullets.

  • @PsychoRavager
    @PsychoRavager 7 місяців тому +5

    Next time, it'll be an uncle or even a grandma that'll do the introducing. 😂

  • @bug5654
    @bug5654 7 місяців тому +5

    10ma saving herself for the members of chat that look like Kratos.

  • @RambleOn07
    @RambleOn07 7 місяців тому +3

    Hello, beautiful. What a day, huh? You look lonely. I can fix that. You look like a good Tenma.

  • @MichaelDavila72
    @MichaelDavila72 7 місяців тому +3

    she saved that man a whole bunch of trouble...thank goodness

  • @scaramouche9518
    @scaramouche9518 7 місяців тому +13

    What will she do the day that they answer: "Yes, my son has HUGE MUSCLES, and goes to the gym everyday"?

    • @ffwast
      @ffwast 7 місяців тому +2

      "Only once?"

  • @lollypopalopicus
    @lollypopalopicus 7 місяців тому +4

    It's better than "tch, too old"

  • @7_wd40
    @7_wd40 7 місяців тому +6

    I bet if his son was buff she wouldve had a different answer

  • @regalvas
    @regalvas 7 місяців тому +2

    If he hqd said yes, I wonder what would miichan have done

  • @CeramicPlate
    @CeramicPlate 7 місяців тому +62

    Tenma is married to her work so ofc that wouldnt work lol?

  • @oxyghene
    @oxyghene 7 місяців тому +8

    my headcanon is that the uber driver is the cabbage lady's brother. the nephew and the son are the same guy.

    • @MORDKAu
      @MORDKAu 7 місяців тому

      That would be creepy as hell if true

  • @thesalvadorianwarrior798
    @thesalvadorianwarrior798 7 місяців тому +1

    Normal women be like: What’s your credit score? Can you take care of me?
    Tenma: Are you buff? Are you macho?

  • @Niyucuatro
    @Niyucuatro 7 місяців тому +3

    plot twist, uber dirver is cabagge lady's Brother, so the nephew and the son are the same person.

  • @ArneHunk
    @ArneHunk 7 місяців тому +52

    im going to take so much tren and other big mooscles drugs just to have a chance to appeal to Tenma (real)

    • @brunooliveira-jx5uc
      @brunooliveira-jx5uc 7 місяців тому +11

      Jack Hanma be like:

    • @RambleOn07
      @RambleOn07 7 місяців тому +2

      That moment when you gain almost no muscles but just become a giant pimple.

  • @DaVince21
    @DaVince21 7 місяців тому +2

    In my experience, Uber drivers generally try to match the energy of the person they're driving around. Which means that if I'm quiet, they're usually quiet, but when I start a conversation, you end up actually having a conversation about stuff. Sometimes quite personal stuff!

  • @rhombi2002
    @rhombi2002 7 місяців тому +7

    To be fair, Tenma doesn't have the mental patience for anything

  • @backgroundnoise9310
    @backgroundnoise9310 7 місяців тому +1

    Tenma dodging proposals like she's in the Matrix.

  • @winniethepooh5087
    @winniethepooh5087 7 місяців тому +1

    Old people have no concept of privacy for their family. Talk to them for few minutes and you can hear about their entire backstory.

  • @karenstarr
    @karenstarr 7 місяців тому +1

    If they only knew Tenma like we do, they wouldn’t be trying to hook her up with their kids.

  • @fauxtool952
    @fauxtool952 7 місяців тому +11

    tokyo has only 1 uber, everyone else takes the rail

  • @Chickenbowser
    @Chickenbowser 7 місяців тому +2

    No muscles, no chance.

  • @videosthatwhatever
    @videosthatwhatever 7 місяців тому +1

    all old people know each other

  • @failp1ayer435
    @failp1ayer435 7 місяців тому +7

    lmao the dark forces got me

  • @migueltlg
    @migueltlg 7 місяців тому +6

    you now tenma is very very pretty if she been ask this couple of times

    • @migueltlg
      @migueltlg 7 місяців тому +3

      pretty loud ~sakana

    • @ultimatevexation8782
      @ultimatevexation8782 7 місяців тому +6

      @@migueltlg no no he's got a point. Sakana mentioned Tenma was perfect... if she didnt talk. she should be very pretty

    • @cheekibreeki9155
      @cheekibreeki9155 7 місяців тому

      And remember, people constantly mistake her for a high school student.

  • @user-ql3ud5gn9g
    @user-ql3ud5gn9g 7 місяців тому +1

    So, Tenma is single by choice.. She could get any muscle men that she wants

  • @AdrianCruz_
    @AdrianCruz_ 7 місяців тому

    The universe is just gonna keep throwing people till one sticks with her

  • @grrman
    @grrman 7 місяців тому

    So gotta be ripped like a 40k space marine or a Gears of War COG marine to get Tenma interested. Good to know

  • @The_Conundrum_Crew
    @The_Conundrum_Crew 7 місяців тому

    That ending made me smile. Good stuff.

  • @CaptainRezo
    @CaptainRezo 7 місяців тому +2

    Pretty sure she could just say that she was married to Pippa

  • @OdaSwifteye
    @OdaSwifteye 7 місяців тому

    Just marry the boy Tenma. It's fate. You don't want to be 40 kicking rocks that you didn't take them up on that offer.

  • @thelurkerbel0w
    @thelurkerbel0w 7 місяців тому

    She knows what she likes. I like that

  • @boomerdoomer7534
    @boomerdoomer7534 7 місяців тому

    If he said... "BOY"... SHE WOULDA SAID YESS!!! Lol

  • @MASJYT
    @MASJYT 7 місяців тому

    I think Tenma should take whatever she can get.
    Beggars can't be choosers.

  • @t0uchme343
    @t0uchme343 7 місяців тому

    I see, time to go from a soft but brisk working out to making GAINS.

  • @baksban74
    @baksban74 7 місяців тому

    I feel like the conspiracy rans even deeper, it's like they see a good woman and won't mind having her in their family.

  • @bryanmerel
    @bryanmerel 7 місяців тому

    Tenma's thirst for Testosterone just seeps out. It's just that strong. XD

  • @nooblangpoo
    @nooblangpoo 7 місяців тому

    pippa needs to bring tenma to Venice Beach Gold's Gym

  • @mmpsp693
    @mmpsp693 7 місяців тому

    I was going to mention cabbage-lady, but NotTheo always has our backs.

  • @CDRNonsense
    @CDRNonsense 7 місяців тому

    Time is a flat circle

  • @cjnf11
    @cjnf11 7 місяців тому

    Yeah yeah yeah, I also immediately remembered the previous story.

  • @pauljs75
    @pauljs75 7 місяців тому

    Outside of the other things, means the old folks like her at least. Otherwise they'd not be pulling on behalf of their kid like that.

  • @gamaactive8278
    @gamaactive8278 7 місяців тому

    I can't wait for another old person to tell Tenma if they would like to meet their son
    But in the gym 😂

  • @procow2274
    @procow2274 7 місяців тому

    Shoulder buddy cute 🐇

  • @briandoss9232
    @briandoss9232 19 днів тому

    Lol. People trying to hook Tenma up!

  • @jamalisujang2712
    @jamalisujang2712 7 місяців тому

    Tenma will only settle for men who looks like that gacha game she's so fond of. 😂😂😂

  • @luigiye6243
    @luigiye6243 7 місяців тому

    At least this time she asked if his son was a macho

  • @Yawnz2
    @Yawnz2 7 місяців тому +12

    Thanks for the clip Theo! Hope all is well with you bro!

  • @PlainDoll
    @PlainDoll 7 місяців тому

    "I have a son"
    Dear God...
    "There's more"
    no......

  • @Franpowah
    @Franpowah 7 місяців тому

    Prime waifu material, ojis can tell.

  • @onionhat745
    @onionhat745 7 місяців тому

    Lord, please send a muscular he-fox to Tenma.

  • @LosDog
    @LosDog 7 місяців тому

    Smul son.

  • @Pers0n97
    @Pers0n97 7 місяців тому +4

    Tenma just look that breedable.

  • @maddthomas
    @maddthomas 7 місяців тому +4

    Tenma, you like to drink don't you? Back in the day, young men would get befriended by a stranger who would take them out and feed them drinks all night, when the young man would wake in the morning they would be in the Army or French Foreign Legion...just saying, be careful.

    • @RambleOn07
      @RambleOn07 7 місяців тому +1

      It also occurred with merchant ships. It was commonly referred to as being "Shanghaied."

  • @kenshy10
    @kenshy10 7 місяців тому

    Tenma forever alone maemi

  • @D.Mom0
    @D.Mom0 7 місяців тому

    It all makes sense now lmfao

  • @IncredibleMD
    @IncredibleMD 7 місяців тому

    The Cabbage Lady is Uber-san's sister.

  • @Wanky_Woop
    @Wanky_Woop 7 місяців тому +2

    Thank god i'm FIT
    (i am not but i'm thriving)

  • @agitodclxvi
    @agitodclxvi 7 місяців тому

    i can feel this....

  • @rhaven090
    @rhaven090 7 місяців тому

    That son better be hitting the gym asap

  • @Sonicfalcon16
    @Sonicfalcon16 14 днів тому

    This is somehow more effective online dating apps. Parents pitching their son to a random woman

  • @ntma
    @ntma 7 місяців тому

    Man, they're just trying to hook up the nice lolibaba with someone nice

  • @hoggo3789
    @hoggo3789 7 місяців тому

    o7 to Tenma's poor feet.

  • @guywithmanyname5247
    @guywithmanyname5247 7 місяців тому

    All my family member dose this all the time... hay why are you not married yet you know i know this one girl do you want to meet her

  • @TheOneWhoReportsForDuty
    @TheOneWhoReportsForDuty 7 місяців тому

    We are all vtuber fans, we probably know how this feels.

    • @ffwast
      @ffwast 7 місяців тому +1

      To be single or to have suitors? I'm assuming you mean the first one.

  • @USELESSDCK
    @USELESSDCK 7 місяців тому +1

    smh Tenma needs to get on the Dizzy grindset and marry all the young men that get offered 🙄

  • @thesaint5381
    @thesaint5381 7 місяців тому

    Maemi just exudes singleness that boomers can pick up easily, and they're taking advantage of it.

  • @dubuyajay9964
    @dubuyajay9964 7 місяців тому

    NOOOOOOO...IT SHOULD'VE BEEN MEEEEEEEE HAVING A FAMILY MEMBER ASKING HER TO DATE ME! NOT THEM! 😭

  • @leepybee7006
    @leepybee7006 7 місяців тому

    Oub- er

  • @raimyonlinewarrior236
    @raimyonlinewarrior236 7 місяців тому

    I thought it sounded familiar

  • @emilianotype-g6877
    @emilianotype-g6877 7 місяців тому

    does university get you ladies?

    • @Tony-qz5ee
      @Tony-qz5ee 6 місяців тому

      not japanese one.

  • @AmuterSI
    @AmuterSI 7 місяців тому +1

    Oh yeah btw Tenma would you like to meet my cousin?

  • @Sherudons
    @Sherudons 7 місяців тому

    It's a normal parent thing in all cultures that care about their kids to try to get them to BREED...
    Hey son/daughter I have some people I know who have kids about your age, lets arrange a "play date", stop whinging and go out with them.

  • @NicoDoesLP
    @NicoDoesLP 7 місяців тому

    Why can't I marry Tenma? Why?!

    • @ffwast
      @ffwast 7 місяців тому +3

      Muscles not big enough!

  • @terajimaatsutane
    @terajimaatsutane 7 місяців тому

    The single energy is high with tenma, but does she has marriable energy tho?

  • @lacreatura729
    @lacreatura729 7 місяців тому

    can you marry albion-san?

  • @JoshuaPAMployee
    @JoshuaPAMployee 7 місяців тому

    Listen, I'd gladly marry Tenma then go to the gym to be her muscle man! Eventually my workout will be at home lifting the Tenma to keep my game always her! I'm not a very me motivated person.

    • @saidolof-ors6626
      @saidolof-ors6626 7 місяців тому +2

      Lifting Tenma? That's light weight

    • @ffwast
      @ffwast 7 місяців тому

      @@saidolof-ors6626 IT'S ALL LIGHTWEIGHT BABY! WHOO!