Anime Abandon: Vampire Wars

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  • @FlutterGuy98
    @FlutterGuy98 8 років тому +21

    The big brute sounds exactly like Dr. Claw, and that impression! Bravo, Sage!

  • @bethanysmith4861
    @bethanysmith4861 10 років тому +98

    You'd think it would make more sense for his code name to be "Helsing" rather than "bat" as he is literally hunting "dracula"

    • @theoneandonlymichaelmccormick
      @theoneandonlymichaelmccormick 10 років тому +4

      I know right? That's what I said!

    • @KiwiNinjaBlast
      @KiwiNinjaBlast 10 років тому +13

      Or at least Harker if they didn't like Helsing.

    • @ChandlerVanFossen
      @ChandlerVanFossen 10 років тому +3

      KiwiNinjaBlast either way, they both sound better than bat. Almost sounds like batmans nickname "the bat"

    • @battlion507
      @battlion507 10 років тому +2

      Cookie Helsing?

    • @lordinquisitor6233
      @lordinquisitor6233 7 років тому +1

      Bethany Smith bird of Hermes is thy name eating my wings to make me tame

  • @cheezemonkeyeater
    @cheezemonkeyeater 4 роки тому +6

    3:36
    I don't know why, but I kinda love that little moment when the giant punches the woman and we get a brief moment where after the blood splashes on his face, he casually gives the other guy a sidelong glance without saying a word.
    I don't know why. It's just . . . kind of eerie to me.

  • @maunze336
    @maunze336 8 років тому +17

    Alien Vampires feasting on human energy? That's "Lifeforce"! God I love that film!

  • @David315842
    @David315842 9 років тому +27

    6:57 That's very underhand. How very disappoint Mr Cookie Bat. :D

  • @AlexVallo1
    @AlexVallo1 10 років тому +8

    15:44 that sort of theme was explored in an old sci-fi short story called "Shambleau" by C.L. Moore, in it a man is seduced by a vampiric creature believed to be super ancient, they are a rare species that came from deep space etc, kind of like this. I don't really know if you can really "ruin" vampire lore, it really depends on what you read and what you like, I suppose.

  • @notnothing386
    @notnothing386 8 років тому +36

    MR.CookieBat...Sounds Like a Halloween Themed..Ice Cream Treat...A

  • @therandomninja5
    @therandomninja5 7 років тому +7

    How can anyone think “bat” is cool when you could go with some variation of “Van Helsing” or heck even “Harker?!”

  • @INSANITYTOWN
    @INSANITYTOWN 9 років тому +10

    4:02
    I didn't know Guts from Berserk was guest staring in this anime.

  • @Gungelion
    @Gungelion 10 років тому +40

    .........I'm Batman
    I would've chosen the codename Abraham, points for whoever gets the reference

    • @Gungelion
      @Gungelion 10 років тому +1

      van helsing!

    • @OttoVonGarfield
      @OttoVonGarfield 9 років тому +3

      Gungelion Why not Morris? The bastard did help chop the guy up a bit after all, and died for the cause.

    • @piccolo56000
      @piccolo56000 9 років тому +1

      Gungelion Abraham Van hellsing the original vampire hunter.

    • @theoneandonlymichaelmccormick
      @theoneandonlymichaelmccormick 8 років тому +3

      EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT REFERENCE! Anybody who's heard of anything having to do with Dracula mythology has heard of Abraham Van Helsing!

    • @Gungelion
      @Gungelion 8 років тому +5

      The One and Only Michael McCormick Actually there is a significant number of people who do not know Van Helsing's first name

  • @Casanuda
    @Casanuda 9 років тому +13

    RIP in peace Benzaie.

  • @BlueMoonSamurai
    @BlueMoonSamurai 8 років тому +18

    Cookie: Seeing as they're using "Dracula," I think I'll use
    Me: Hellsing?
    Cookie: Bat
    Me: …
    Me: …
    Me: What the fuck, bro?

    • @BlueMoonSamurai
      @BlueMoonSamurai 8 років тому +1

      Well, yes. Though, both are really fucking obvious.

    • @BlueMoonSamurai
      @BlueMoonSamurai 8 років тому +2

      I agree. Any vampire related name would be too obvious; it's just that my immediate thought was "Hellsing."

    • @BlueMoonSamurai
      @BlueMoonSamurai 8 років тому +1

      No, just the name as it is familiar among vampire lore.

    • @Kolbjornelenano
      @Kolbjornelenano 7 років тому

      Its Van Helsing, with just one L

  • @KawaiiVictini1
    @KawaiiVictini1 8 років тому +3

    After watching the video, the thumbnail suddenly makes more sense. Cookie bat XD And that Dr. Claw impression was spot on x3

  • @sydneyslaughter7163
    @sydneyslaughter7163 9 років тому +42

    I prefer traditional vampires over zombies. But that's just my opinion. Probably because I'm just sick of zombies at this point.

    • @BlueMoonSamurai
      @BlueMoonSamurai 8 років тому +1

      Me too.

    • @ihernandez4234
      @ihernandez4234 8 років тому +7

      Definitely. The worse part about zombies or zombie related stories is that it never really is about them at all, and the stories involving them are almost always the same.

    • @MyPhobo
      @MyPhobo 7 років тому +7

      I love how he thinks that this anime will bother people who enjoy the vampire mythos when something like twilight exists. This is probably a fucking masterpiece compared to that shit.

    • @V2011F
      @V2011F 6 років тому +2

      Buffy the vampire slayer vampires aka what Joss Wedon had in mind before he made the show, 30 days of night and some of the clive barker vampires from his books are badass, you would not want to fuck with those guys.

    • @cartooncritique6625
      @cartooncritique6625 3 роки тому +2

      Same! Vampires maybe overexposed, but nowhere near as bad as zombies...plus vampires have way more to them. They are essentially just humans with demonic powers. Zombies are just shambling corpses.

  • @newguy90
    @newguy90 9 років тому +5

    15:36
    Hate to tell you this, but Anne Rice had already revealed in her novels that vampires were created by extraterrestrials during prehistoric times.

    • @RabblesTheBinx
      @RabblesTheBinx 6 років тому +1

      I don't think the "Amel was created by aliens" thing came until much later in the series. Post-Memnoch the Devil, at least.

    • @RabblesTheBinx
      @RabblesTheBinx 28 днів тому

      Came back 6 years later to say I was right, the Replimoids and Amel's semi-extraterrestrial origin wasn't revealed until 2016.

  • @frydaddy1535
    @frydaddy1535 7 років тому +4

    How did doctor claw skit not make top 10 moments? THAT was classic

  • @b3rz3rk3r9
    @b3rz3rk3r9 3 роки тому +4

    I only really got the idea of why Twilight made Vampires the way they made them (Other than being the dumbest shit ever, because Meyer can't do worldbuilding to save her life) after seeing different interpretations for things like the Japanese Oni. That said, Vampires as wussy and whiny immortal pretty boys feigning being bad boys, or as savage animals mindlessly hungering for blood never really hit it off with me. Vampires, to my ideal, are more like Man's perfect predator: hiding among us, using our psychology to trick and steal us into the night for feeding, sociopathic and deranged from immortality, and, of course, the Aristocratic feeling of superiority above the human droll. They are not monsters, but Demons made flesh who use humans in the shadows to get the best outcome for their needs for survival: domination of the human race.

  • @helenanilsson5666
    @helenanilsson5666 7 років тому +3

    Frankly, these alien vampires are still much closer to traditional vampire mythology than sparkly vampires.
    - drinks human blood: check
    - some kind of magic ability: check
    - does not sparkle in sunlight: check
    That's pretty much all of it. Some kind of aversion to sunlight (burns not necessary) and being explicitly a walking corpse would have been preferable but after Twilight ruined everyone's fun I've learned to be less picky.

  • @icharneco29
    @icharneco29 7 років тому +7

    How did anime survive the 90s?
    Answer: Bewbs and violence with a teenage target audience

  • @KrimsonVagus
    @KrimsonVagus 9 років тому +15

    I feel like video games are the last remaining medium that portrays vampires as remotely intimidating and power-hungry, with some exceptions.
    For example, in Skyrim (with Dawnguard expansion), being or otherwise fighting against vampires is so much fun. You sympathize with Serena, but you still want to kill the others especially in the early game when they're somewhat challenging. They are perfect villians and formidable allies, not some whining emo heart throbs

    • @basedlando2171
      @basedlando2171 9 років тому +2

      magic the gathering has some prefect ones

    • @jordandouglas507
      @jordandouglas507 8 років тому +3

      +Korin "the crimson fucker" one is TFS, not the original... both are awesome though

  • @Nate-ik8cf
    @Nate-ik8cf 8 років тому +6

    If you google blood crystal, it actually is a thing.
    lol. and it is in the realm of Hematology

  • @godzillasaurbuttersworth3176
    @godzillasaurbuttersworth3176 9 років тому +9

    Dude nice Dr Claw impression

  • @00Boogie
    @00Boogie 8 років тому +25

    "Who is this bitch?"
    The world's most interesting woman.

    • @jayblade2000
      @jayblade2000 8 років тому +2

      "Stay thirsty my friends. Wait, that might have come out wrong, can i do it ov-"

    • @80sMTV
      @80sMTV 7 років тому

      I like her

  • @LadyUsakoB
    @LadyUsakoB 10 років тому +18

    Cookie?? what kind of cookie? a chocolate chip? xD

    • @maugos
      @maugos 10 років тому +5

      A bat cookie! :D

    • @LadyUsakoB
      @LadyUsakoB 10 років тому

      ooh a bat shaped cookie? works for me xD

    • @John_Stephens43
      @John_Stephens43 10 років тому

      Bat Cookie... Literally a cookie made from bats...

    • @RabblesTheBinx
      @RabblesTheBinx 6 років тому

      It's a kooky cookie.

  • @toothandnail7
    @toothandnail7 7 років тому +2

    You should read the Necroscope series by Brian Lumley. It's a vampire story with vampires that are actually scary horrific parasitic monsters, not rejects from "All My Children" with a mild sun allergy. And it has psychically gifted government spies. ESPionage Fucking seriously.

  • @maxbrandt6
    @maxbrandt6 10 років тому +4

    Though I'm not much for vampires myself but I have a soft spot for Vampirella.

    • @kyriss12
      @kyriss12 10 років тому +3

      Max Brandt that's ironic, I have a really hard spot for vampirella.

    • @maxbrandt6
      @maxbrandt6 10 років тому +2

      kyriss12 Ah, haha! I meant soft spot in my heart or a fondness.

  • @calcifieddirt4120
    @calcifieddirt4120 9 років тому +24

    I wonder what he thinks of Hellsing

    • @tigerwarrior2790
      @tigerwarrior2790 6 років тому

      He has a review out now.

    • @markzak4617
      @markzak4617 6 років тому

      Who cares he is a slob tard that bitch's about everything giving the lamest reviews ever.

  • @jayops
    @jayops 10 років тому +12

    Still better than Dragon Ball: Evolution.

  • @jamieriley8444
    @jamieriley8444 7 років тому +1

    I am made up entirely of contrarian counterstatements arranged in the shape of a lonely freak.

  • @macromondo8026
    @macromondo8026 8 років тому +5

    W.I.N.G (Western Intelligence Network Group) idk, i feel they had something good but they got lazy at the G, could've used something else like: Garrison, Gathering, Guardians, etc...
    hell for that matter have my acronym here:
    We
    Invented
    Ninja
    Games

  • @jayblade2000
    @jayblade2000 8 років тому +5

    "BECAUSE I'M BAT,.................................MAN, I GUESS!"

  • @Windclaw
    @Windclaw 10 років тому +3

    Mr Cookie...
    Still a better name than Shoeboogie.
    After all...Cookies need love like everything does.

  • @jesternario
    @jesternario 3 роки тому +1

    This video shows one of the reasons I liked Benzaie. He is always up for doing just about anything.

  • @tHeWasTeDYouTh
    @tHeWasTeDYouTh 6 років тому +1

    Vampire Wars (ヴァンパイヤー戦争 Vanpaiyā Sensō) is an original video animation based on a novel series by Kiyoshi Kasai and published by Kadokawa Shoten, produced by Toei Animation and directed by Kazuhisa Takenouchi. It was broadcast in Canada by Super Channel on December 1, 2008.[1] It was broadcast in United States on May 5, 2008.[2] The OVA is licensed in the USA and United Kingdom by Manga Entertainment.[3] Manga Entertainment released a DVD of the Vampire Wars OVA on June 25, 2002

  • @MrGMoney1944
    @MrGMoney1944 9 років тому +1

    Well I'll be damned he did have that Dracula video after all.

    • @CobaltTheCrusader
      @CobaltTheCrusader 9 років тому

      MrGMoney1944 It is rather difficult to find a physical copy of.
      But the whole thing's on youtube so only the most dedicated of collectors would want an official release of it lol

  • @Gameprojordan
    @Gameprojordan 5 років тому

    i like how mr cookie bats smg and pistol is drawn realistically like the real life gun its based on (m1911 and pps-43) while the other guns everyone else have look like extremely generic half-assed drawings of real life guns

  • @ynnos9779
    @ynnos9779 7 років тому +1

    When i sensed the upcomming mention of benzaie i squealed like a little girl, i miss benzaie.

  • @eareimaj
    @eareimaj 10 років тому +4

    They feed on people's life force? Like in the movie Lifeforce with Steve Railsback.

  • @GaijinGuy36
    @GaijinGuy36 6 років тому

    Wow, Sage! You just made me wonder what ever happened to Julian Sands! Well played, sir!

  • @GamenG0dwtm
    @GamenG0dwtm 9 років тому +3

    Have you seen Hellsing or Hellsing Ultimate?

  • @evanclark6160
    @evanclark6160 10 років тому +4

    Bennett should review Hellsing TV or Hellsing Ultimate.

  • @Sufo
    @Sufo 8 років тому +1

    I thought they were gonna have the bare minimum of wit and have his code name be Alucard. Wasn't expecting Bat.

  • @thegayghost872
    @thegayghost872 7 років тому +1

    Wait, the popstar's name is Lamia? Who the hell names their daughter that?

  • @KaiseaWings
    @KaiseaWings 8 років тому

    14:42 Okay that impression killed me.

  • @ceresbane
    @ceresbane 7 років тому +4

    Anne Rice is the problem with the Vampire fandom.

    • @orinanime
      @orinanime Рік тому

      How was she the problem?

  • @bluezebra8675309
    @bluezebra8675309 9 років тому +1

    Cookie: hey mistah J, Im batman! Eat me, eat me!

  • @LungsOutJem
    @LungsOutJem 7 років тому +1

    Wow, some anime studio definitely tried to make a sequel to Planet of the Vampires.

  • @CornishCreamtea07
    @CornishCreamtea07 10 років тому +5

    Apparently his name is Kuki, they probably pronounce it differently in Japanese.

    • @battlion507
      @battlion507 10 років тому +8

      Huh, Now I want some Kuki's.

    • @paulmajano
      @paulmajano 10 років тому +15

      Put that Kuki down!!!!

    • @battlion507
      @battlion507 10 років тому +1

      Paul Majano NEVER!!!

    • @LeonGun8
      @LeonGun8 8 років тому +4

      +CornishCreamtea07 Funny enough no, I'm fairly certain it sonds similar to cookie even in proper Japanese.

    • @RabblesTheBinx
      @RabblesTheBinx 6 років тому +1

      @@LeonGun8 more like "kooky", as in, a synonym for "weird" or "crazy".

  • @TheEvilHumanist
    @TheEvilHumanist 4 роки тому

    15:40 "Tire Rye Ron." - Incel Sage

  • @sciverzero8197
    @sciverzero8197 6 років тому

    that was one damn good impression.

  • @HumanoidMachine
    @HumanoidMachine 7 років тому +1

    Maybe the line was "That's very on the hand" ?

  • @Kuudere-Kun
    @Kuudere-Kun 7 років тому +2

    Vampires were Gay Men before Bram Stoker's Dracula, Lord Ruthven was based on Lord Byron.

  • @sleeperninja8923
    @sleeperninja8923 9 років тому

    Does anyone know what anime that is at the end of the opening? Where it's a guy in a broken space ship?

  • @MinuteBracelet
    @MinuteBracelet 8 років тому +1

    You're overthinking this on some points, like the whole dog poop thing. And to me, sneaking back into the mansion to accept the job made a lot of sense because by doing that, Cookie is now in a position of power and is able to negotiate better things than just not being framed for murder.
    And the aunt knew about the fancy science stuff because she had the report from the doctor, like comeon this movie is silly on a lot of levels (and definitely rushed considering it's based on 11 novels) but it's not THAT bad

  • @TheEvilHumanist
    @TheEvilHumanist 4 роки тому

    8:07 "His hawg." -B.Sage

  • @shizuwolf
    @shizuwolf 6 років тому

    I think I remember seeing this on Syfy a few years ago. I don’t remember it being this goofy though.

  • @angorianka
    @angorianka 6 років тому

    what is the outro music, it's awesome!

  • @sydneyslaughter7163
    @sydneyslaughter7163 7 років тому +1

    MR COOKIE-BAT!!!!

  • @michaelrodriguez7667
    @michaelrodriguez7667 8 років тому +1

    12:17 - Are you fucking serious?!

  • @bat7320
    @bat7320 8 років тому

    what was the song that played at the very end?

  • @Dawn_Ancunnin
    @Dawn_Ancunnin 7 років тому

    I lov3d that ending music tho

  • @namereccbot
    @namereccbot 8 років тому

    What was that vampire movie at the beginning

  • @V4Now
    @V4Now 4 роки тому

    It's dog turf because it's not likely to be a human one where a steamroller is in use.

  • @rodimusrider8798
    @rodimusrider8798 9 років тому

    Bat? If he's fighting a project called Dracula why not use Van helsing or is that too obvious?

  • @InterEDGE
    @InterEDGE 10 років тому

    Is it wrong that I was laughing my ass off through the entire scene where the movie star learns that she's an alien?

  • @darkservantofheaven
    @darkservantofheaven 10 років тому +15

    I cant lie, even though I love vampire fiction and mythology, the vampire fandom pisses me off. I cant even say Im not a fan of dracula (the charecter, not the book) with out the fandom getting all ignorant. they often say shit like "Dracula is the only vampire you need to know" or "If it werent for Dracula you wouldnt have Blade"
    or I am not a fan of the old batman tv series, rabid batman fans will say "if it werent for that series...you wouldnt have dark knight." or I that I dont love the 1987 TMNT series, the rabid fanboys (who ignore the comic book's existence) that I wouldnt have known about the comic or the 2003 series let alone the first 1990 film
    Rabid ffanboys and Fangirls: please chill the fuck out
    oh man the 1990s anime, the English language is dubs are so bad with the swearing that its awsome!

    • @OttoVonGarfield
      @OttoVonGarfield 9 років тому +2

      darkservantofheaven I too was disappointed by how much Dracula was hyped by friends and media, the guy dies in such a weak way and provided very little challenge outside of long hours for the characters work. He was underdeveloped and overall underused. As for the fandom, vampires are often an allegory for some sort of sexual fringe or lust, so it's only natural that the fanbase is mostly composed of edgy teens and hormonal tweens. There are rare gems though that use them for allegories for other things, like the human will to survive, the human will of destruction, the hell that is immortality, and many other more intelligent themes.

    • @darkservantofheaven
      @darkservantofheaven 9 років тому +3

      max larsen The problem I have with dracula is that as villain, hes not very interesting. the only "good" dracula for me was Gary Oldman, it gave the count charecter. Bela Legosi is the reason for so many outdated stereotypes. Christopher Lee (while bad ass, RIP) his Dracula is akin to Jason Vorhees in my opinion. A force to be reckoned with, but not a true character. Chrisopher Lee himself even said, it felt like the movies were written first and Dracula was thrown in later. Hence Why Dracula barely has any dialogue in the Christopher Lee films. (and to be honest, I never liked Jason Vorhees, hes nowhere near as interesting as Freddy or Pinhead.)
      Lost Boys is my shit
      Interview with The Vampire is one of my favorites (queen of the damned is a guilty Pleasure)
      Blade is dope
      Near Dark is good
      From Dusk Til dawn is great
      Daybreakers was dope
      most other vampire movies, are fun vampire movies (excluding some of the more recent abominations) but they are not good movies.

    • @OttoVonGarfield
      @OttoVonGarfield 9 років тому

      darkservantofheaven You might like the comedy Mockumentary What We Do in the Shadows, it's a look into more traditional lore based vampires living and adapting in the modern world, and is very funny.

    • @darkservantofheaven
      @darkservantofheaven 9 років тому

      max larsen I'l look for it. I wish they'd do a vampire movie about the Impundulu

    • @TheGoodWillSpreader
      @TheGoodWillSpreader 9 років тому +1

      +darkservantofheaven For interesting Dracula you have Hellsing and in videogames you have Castlevania where Dracula is given a proper bascktory int he PS2 and in symphony of the night.
      Do avoid PS3 Castlevania tho, its pathetic.

  • @greulich9635
    @greulich9635 8 років тому +1

    does someone know the intro songs name?

    • @Amanoob105
      @Amanoob105 8 років тому +10

      +Ticci Toby No, it is a complete mystery. It would have been really helpfull if the information had been put in the video some where, mabe at about the 0:14 second mark, that seems like a good place to have put it.

    • @iamaunicorn1232
      @iamaunicorn1232 8 років тому

      Look in later videos. But he needs to add outro music credit for his later videos.

  • @deltaknight2764
    @deltaknight2764 6 років тому +1

    *Reads description*
    Ahem...
    *DIO.*

  • @yohannbiimu
    @yohannbiimu 7 років тому +1

    Nosferatu is a vampire done right.

  • @DJVirgoNeun1
    @DJVirgoNeun1 9 років тому

    14:34 Holy shit! It's Mrs. Barone from Mad TV!
    ua-cam.com/video/24OlvVjW7rY/v-deo.html
    Mrs. Barone: "Don't mind the blood it's just hemmers *takes long drag from cigarette and blows smoke* Oh yeaaaaah there it is!" XD

  • @leonkennedy7638
    @leonkennedy7638 10 років тому

    What's the name of the somg at the end????????

    • @David315842
      @David315842 9 років тому

      Leon Kennedy It's from the OVA itself. Bennett uses end themes or opening themes to the anime he's reviewing at the end of his videos. What the track is called and if it was made available in Japan or if it's still in print is another matter entirely.

  • @Reallyrandomcircle
    @Reallyrandomcircle 9 років тому +1

    Still a collection of better love stories than twilight

    • @RoseB45
      @RoseB45 9 років тому +1

      Finally found this comment! HA! xD

  • @nicodemusedwards6931
    @nicodemusedwards6931 9 місяців тому

    After consuming copious amounts of vampiric media, lore and stories from around the entire globe, I have determined what a vampire precisely is.
    A vampire is whatever the hell the writer says it is. So long as it feeds on people.

  • @cpuuk
    @cpuuk Рік тому

    Just struck me, if the star is an "alien" genetically, wouldn't that also go true for her mother, aunt and brother?

  • @the_cyberchill
    @the_cyberchill 9 років тому

    her name is lamia

  • @attackofthecopyrightbots
    @attackofthecopyrightbots 7 років тому

    near dark is awesome

  • @stoneocean6149
    @stoneocean6149 8 років тому +36

    Hellsing is good the only good vampire anime I'm sorry I agree with sage vampires do suck but Hellsing is good

  • @gaminggoof1542
    @gaminggoof1542 4 роки тому +1

    At least it had a good ending

  • @dorothywaynwright2572
    @dorothywaynwright2572 9 років тому +1

    why the hell does Mr cookie look like GUTS?

  • @theoneandonlymichaelmccormick
    @theoneandonlymichaelmccormick 10 років тому +3

    Wait, why is America the enemy here?!

  • @pandorasangel2747
    @pandorasangel2747 7 років тому

    To think they made a live action movie of this in 2017
    :)
    (it probably has no relations except the name lol)

  • @PhoenixNoKiseki
    @PhoenixNoKiseki Рік тому

    Two words: Cookie Bat.

  • @milestrombley1466
    @milestrombley1466 9 років тому

    Vampires fighting vampires my ass!!!

  • @mizublackriver7021
    @mizublackriver7021 9 років тому

    Alright that's fair... but do you hate Dio Brando?

  • @nukenvy2
    @nukenvy2 6 років тому

    Mr. Cookie Bat

  • @sandernielsen8018
    @sandernielsen8018 5 років тому

    Cookie the Batman.

  • @BahstX
    @BahstX 7 років тому

    Not to mention that the vampires are portrayed as TERRORISTS at the beginning...HMMMM, HIGHLANDER, anyone?

  • @INSEIKYU01
    @INSEIKYU01 6 років тому

    This was glorious 😆

  • @rman88
    @rman88 8 років тому

    i got to point this out. i hate it when they make the main guy have this invisible bullet shield. if your hero is running head long into gun fire. he is going to get shot to death. i don't care if he is fighting storm troopers or the blind. unless the guy is built like a tank and can shrug off bullets. their is no tactical reason to do this. it is all for cheesy bullshit.

  • @Matirn
    @Matirn 9 років тому

    I miss Benzi

  • @Myurridthaekish
    @Myurridthaekish 9 років тому

    Bats: The Cookie of the Cave

  • @rorylumley4727
    @rorylumley4727 7 років тому

    Vampires are aliens this remonds me of roswell conspirices

  • @boitahaki
    @boitahaki 4 роки тому

    17:22
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @Old_Guard2
    @Old_Guard2 7 років тому +1

    "I hate vampires"
    Vampires don't exist :|

  • @lazyuniverse4932
    @lazyuniverse4932 4 роки тому

    Okay's youse mugs this is how this is going to go down
    You're Mr. Cookie
    You're Mr. Bat
    You're Mr. Fuzzy
    You're Mr. Trashcan
    and You're Mr. Bird and together you are the "Sesame Street Snakes" now get outta here before I turn you into Mr. Black And Blue and Red all over

  • @BabyBells231
    @BabyBells231 7 років тому +1

    The more people hate vampires the more I love them

  • @chaoszonenate
    @chaoszonenate 8 років тому

    I'm just wondering, does anyone know why he only reviews the dubbed versions? Not that it really matters but there's a huge difference between dubbed voice acting and original Japanese voice acting.

    • @vwhbj2003
      @vwhbj2003 8 років тому +4

      Nate yeah, he hates subs. his reason being that it distracts you from the detail and atmosphere of any scene its in. hes got a good point. it just feels natural to listen rather than read dialog. he goes into detail with a later review.

    • @vwhbj2003
      @vwhbj2003 8 років тому +2

      Nate ok he goes over it in tokyo godfathers. took me awhile to find.

  • @captainautobots
    @captainautobots 3 роки тому

    Man, the swearing in this movie is so try-hard.

  • @KittySapphire8989
    @KittySapphire8989 10 років тому +1

    I have to disagree you. I'm a huge of vampires, however I do like different turns of vampire lore. Even something as outlandish as this one. I don't mind space vampires because it goes back to the idea of them being the outside the other that we fear so much. I'm sorry that you don't like vampires that much. But I still like your take on review these cheesy anime that I use to grow up with. By any chance can you Blue Seed or Voltron?

  • @attackofthecopyrightbots
    @attackofthecopyrightbots 7 років тому

    he likes it?
    i....cant...

    • @attackofthecopyrightbots
      @attackofthecopyrightbots 7 років тому

      so many problems with this barely any vampires
      and how is "they were space vampires" shitting on vampire fans come on