Kid Asks Neil Tyson "Can A Black Hole Suck In Another Black Hole?" & Gets His Mind Blown Away!

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  • @NeildeGrasseTysonVideos
    @NeildeGrasseTysonVideos  6 років тому +16733

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    • @ryosukemma
      @ryosukemma 3 роки тому +31

      Thank you brother

    • @-.-Monster
      @-.-Monster 3 роки тому +40

      Only 1 person other than myself commented on your now 2 year old comment. Please go away. Einstein sought to make the complex simple. You try your best to make the simple complex.. you're a fraud.

    • @ryosukemma
      @ryosukemma 3 роки тому +83

      @@-.-Monster why the hate Bro?

    • @-.-Monster
      @-.-Monster 3 роки тому +19

      @@ryosukemma because his goal is to make people stupid. He should not be a public figure.

    • @ryosukemma
      @ryosukemma 3 роки тому +27

      @@-.-Monster i what way? Of course im not an astrophysic guy, im a nutritonist but i find interesting how people are interested in those kind of topics you know? What do you think about Brian coxx?

  • @DailyDoseOfInternet
    @DailyDoseOfInternet 3 роки тому +71783

    Clayton had no idea what this man just said

    • @_end3rguy_
      @_end3rguy_ 3 роки тому +1015

      Lol you commented this 2 mins ago 😂

    • @17-.
      @17-. 3 роки тому +163

      Hi :)

    • @ChibiRansu
      @ChibiRansu 3 роки тому +2320

      He just stood there and like, "it is past my bedtime"

    • @kalebjones9865
      @kalebjones9865 3 роки тому +62

      Bruh

    • @thatoneguy611
      @thatoneguy611 3 роки тому +1018

      He’s going to spend his entire life trying to figure out wtf Neil just said.

  • @ominousparallel3854
    @ominousparallel3854 3 роки тому +17185

    Plot twist: Clayton is actually the one who wrote the thesis, he just went back in time by following the right path between two colliding black holes.

    • @imad8347
      @imad8347 3 роки тому +419

      Top tier comment

    • @lordandsavior6726
      @lordandsavior6726 3 роки тому +360

      Clayton thinking to himself while Neil Tyson was giving his answer: of course ik him, he's me.

    • @arielbonifacio982
      @arielbonifacio982 3 роки тому +39

      This comment made my day

    • @winwinnie4905
      @winwinnie4905 3 роки тому +19

      This deserves more likes LOL

    • @tamalock
      @tamalock 3 роки тому +15

      This made me laugh out loud thank you

  • @Bobbyleefan123
    @Bobbyleefan123 3 роки тому +6449

    This kid then grows up to become the student who writes the thesis, solves time travel and goes back in time to inspire Neil who then inspires him to write the thesis

  • @entergenericedgynamehere8751
    @entergenericedgynamehere8751 3 роки тому +6298

    Neil Tyson: 'Isn't it past your bed time?'
    Clayton: 'Yes, but i collided two black holes and traveled back in time to ask you this'

    • @hmmnotsure
      @hmmnotsure 3 роки тому +9

      😂

    • @GalluZ
      @GalluZ 3 роки тому +28

      Or am I?
      **Vsauce music plays**

    • @rammelcol
      @rammelcol 3 роки тому +1

      And the winner is...@Jack Harriott

    • @lennon3712
      @lennon3712 3 роки тому +1

      @@GalluZ 💀😂😂

    • @desmond_craddock_5226
      @desmond_craddock_5226 3 роки тому +6

      He’s actually not even been born yet

  • @ElectricFuture
    @ElectricFuture 3 роки тому +26477

    I like Clayton. No small talk, no formalities. He gets straight to the point and asks the tough questions.

    • @Lee-qj4hk
      @Lee-qj4hk 3 роки тому +147

      Which Tyson avoids :/

    • @Najobajo
      @Najobajo 3 роки тому +194

      Man's said, life is short and so is my question.... Why isn't your answer?? 😑

    • @user-mg7wh8zq6v
      @user-mg7wh8zq6v 3 роки тому +42

      @s b he did but he had to actually beat around the bush rather than going straight to the point like what Clayton did

    • @user-mg7wh8zq6v
      @user-mg7wh8zq6v 3 роки тому +26

      @s b he talked as if he wanted to proof to his audience that hes a legit dr rather than actually wanting to answer the boy

    • @EmilM-pb2hn
      @EmilM-pb2hn 3 роки тому +16

      @@Lee-qj4hk Do you have ears? 3:02. Comment after you've watched the video.

  • @munaf-sheikh
    @munaf-sheikh 3 роки тому +19439

    Plot twist: That kid is Neill's friend who wrote that Thesis on Colliding Black Holes and he time traveled in future to attend this event.

    • @Ghoulieanna
      @Ghoulieanna 3 роки тому +486

      Or he tried to time travel to the past but his body got distorted so he aged backwards instead of traveling back in time (kinda like Paul Rudd turning into a baby in avengers endgame)

    • @Spekd
      @Spekd 3 роки тому +69

      I was going to write this... wait you wrote the thesis!

    • @RebeccaEd
      @RebeccaEd 3 роки тому +186

      Kid slowly turns head...
      "So you do remember me..."
      O.o

    • @GTAmaniac1
      @GTAmaniac1 3 роки тому +30

      ah, the good 'ole bootstrap paradox.

    • @Mannye3
      @Mannye3 3 роки тому +11

      its a paradox...

  • @12346unkown
    @12346unkown 3 роки тому +38104

    Plot twist: the kid is the guy who wrote the thesis and has travelled through time as a proof of concept...

  • @TheSenatorSam
    @TheSenatorSam 3 роки тому +2226

    I love how he didn’t dumb it down. He straight up was talking to a 2nd grader about Einstein’s theory of relativity

    • @Cramblit
      @Cramblit 3 роки тому +188

      As it should be. The kid should walk away with more questions to look up himself, or keep him interested in the subject. A simple "yes or no" doesn't stimulate the mind.

    • @TheSenatorSam
      @TheSenatorSam 3 роки тому +56

      @@Cramblit exactly. I’ve always looked at my dad as a genius because he just seemed to know everything but I was just like him. Always questioned everything and that’s how I know everything I do today and what makes a lot of us scientists. No degrees no certificates, just the ability to learn from the simple question of “why?”

    • @Cramblit
      @Cramblit 3 роки тому +41

      @Swintyy
      Yes he did simplify it for the masses, but he didn't simplify it to the level the kid would fully understand either. "Yes timmy, a black hole could theoretically eat another, next question" is literally as simplified as he could have gotten, but he didn't go that simple, he still had a complex enough answer despite it being simplified to keep the kid engaged and interested, hopefully.

    • @beastbomber2511
      @beastbomber2511 3 роки тому +3

      @@Cramblit his name is Clayton

    • @Oggyyval
      @Oggyyval 3 роки тому +8

      @Swintyy he simplified it for the average human, not to a 2nd grader

  • @lucassalviano6943
    @lucassalviano6943 3 роки тому +8653

    "Isn't it past your bed time?"
    "Time is relative Neil"

    • @tomaszencore6100
      @tomaszencore6100 3 роки тому +294

      „Bed time is a construct”

    • @teratoma.
      @teratoma. 3 роки тому +17

      spittin facts

    • @Sanyu-Tumusiime
      @Sanyu-Tumusiime 3 роки тому +15

      i like now new this comment is lol
      this video just came in everyone's recommended list for no reason

    • @KjetilBalstad
      @KjetilBalstad 3 роки тому +8

      @@Sanyu-Tumusiime So, did I just end up back in 2018, is the Earth about to be eaten by two black holes??? Yikes!!!!

    • @Sanyu-Tumusiime
      @Sanyu-Tumusiime 3 роки тому +1

      @@KjetilBalstad Yikes!

  • @FutureDeep
    @FutureDeep 3 роки тому +1783

    It turns out Clayton was the one who wrote that thesis paper. He de-aged himself using black hole shenanigans so he could casually dunk on NdT.

    • @soursugar4867
      @soursugar4867 3 роки тому +40

      He experimented with black holes, went back in time, wrote that thesis and then came back and asked about it just to show off

    • @drshepherd6567
      @drshepherd6567 3 роки тому +20

      holly shit, best comment, after the one that will be posted in 3 years from now on 21.05.2024

    • @CRooKeDCoP
      @CRooKeDCoP 3 роки тому +6

      Wouldn't it be NTD ?

    • @TheeJoshuaTree
      @TheeJoshuaTree 3 роки тому +1

      This is frfr the best comment/ conspiracy ever

    • @ramdomshits1624
      @ramdomshits1624 3 роки тому +1

      NIce plot!

  • @Drecon84
    @Drecon84 3 роки тому +16033

    I love how he's like: "I'm not actually smart enough to understand this, but this is what I do know about it"

    • @gorilla-san
      @gorilla-san 3 роки тому +482

      Great guy. Wish more teachers were like that

    • @crazylector
      @crazylector 3 роки тому +575

      "Noone ever understood the thesis of another physicist. But if you are well experienced enough, you just scroll down to the summary and there you have it!"

    • @S3l3ct1ve
      @S3l3ct1ve 3 роки тому +58

      Since he couldnt understand a thing, he just read the conclusion :))

    • @alphagt62
      @alphagt62 3 роки тому +91

      Here’s a question, if matter that is swirling around these two black holes, and some of that matter is propelled into the past, can the black holes actually make extra food to eat? Matter to consume, you know the thing. If the matter is sent back to where it was a week ago, then it would double in size, and around again, and quadruple, and on and on. Or would that be some kind of paradox that would not be possible for some other strange reason?

    • @HigherPlanes
      @HigherPlanes 3 роки тому +60

      @@alphagt62 I think that breaks on of the laws of physics...aka you can't create nor destroy matter.. if you believe that kind of thing.

  • @TheKinsey06
    @TheKinsey06 3 роки тому +948

    Atleast Clayton will have footage of the exact moment he realized he no longer wanted to be an Astrophysicist.

    • @viniwije5368
      @viniwije5368 3 роки тому +11

      HAHAHA

    • @somethingness
      @somethingness 3 роки тому +3

      I literally laughed out loud at this!

    • @RohhanX
      @RohhanX 4 місяці тому

      This made me lol

    • @_G4.R4_
      @_G4.R4_ 9 годин тому

      if he would’ve said that to me, I would’ve became a astrophysicist that day

  • @onionsmc5557
    @onionsmc5557 3 роки тому +14610

    “Isn’t it passed your bedtime?” Bro Clayton probably gives his parents bedtime

  • @clansymbiont8688
    @clansymbiont8688 3 роки тому +11801

    I feel as if his answer brought me back to the past where I didn’t know the answer.

  • @tonyonofrio1147
    @tonyonofrio1147 3 роки тому +4706

    "Isn't it past your bed time?"
    Kid: "Yes, but I'll be going past 2 black holes on the way home, so it'll be OK"

    • @jamesbulldogmiller
      @jamesbulldogmiller 3 роки тому +10

      YES!!!

    • @freddovich7925
      @freddovich7925 3 роки тому +55

      "Haha I think you'll need a pretty good spaceship for that"
      "No your mom is here on earth"

    • @sairohit8201
      @sairohit8201 3 роки тому +5

      creative comment

    • @iLiveOnFijiTime
      @iLiveOnFijiTime 3 роки тому +4

      This comment is underrated!

    • @OptimusGPrime
      @OptimusGPrime 3 роки тому +2

      Except for the fact he'd be dead... other than that perfectly okay...

  • @michaelgonzalez7902
    @michaelgonzalez7902 3 роки тому +282

    Clayton standing there listening to him like “Maybe it is past my bedtime”

  • @mybocks3
    @mybocks3 3 роки тому +5506

    NdT: "Isn't it past your bedtime?"
    Kid: *"Time is an illusion; bedtime doubly so."*

    • @SangTheCryptek
      @SangTheCryptek 3 роки тому +55

      "W-What, so everyone's supposed to sleep every single night now? You know that nighttime makes up half of all time?"

    • @Ponera-Sama
      @Ponera-Sama 3 роки тому +30

      Reality is an illusion
      The universe is a hologram
      Buy gold
      Bye

    • @willdabeast567
      @willdabeast567 3 роки тому +2

      underrated comment

    • @Cartiyae
      @Cartiyae 3 роки тому +5

      @@Ponera-Sama Man I miss that show

    • @gooseykl
      @gooseykl 3 роки тому +8

      Ah, I see you are a man of culture as well

  • @twinkieman237
    @twinkieman237 3 роки тому +10075

    The kid is standing there like: “whaaaaat the fuuuuck did he just say?”

    • @shubh4793
      @shubh4793 3 роки тому +107

      Dad told him to ask the queen... 🌝

    • @313Mark
      @313Mark 3 роки тому +37

      lol I was thinking the same thing

    • @larsgutsein3910
      @larsgutsein3910 3 роки тому +227

      Man, I asked a simple yes-or-no question and I get the same speech my daddy gives me when he does not know.

    • @sethcragan6649
      @sethcragan6649 3 роки тому +19

      Nope, that kid understands what NdT just said deeper than you or I ever will. Past or future days.

    • @da-p6814
      @da-p6814 3 роки тому +55

      jokes on you, in 10 years he invents the time machine

  • @darthxerxes5468
    @darthxerxes5468 3 роки тому +2053

    I love how he's not talking down to the kid, or acting like he wouldn't know what the big words he's using means.

    • @kleetus92
      @kleetus92 3 роки тому +66

      I was actually impressed by that as well. I didn't expect that.

    • @vinnievincent85
      @vinnievincent85 3 роки тому +97

      Except the part where he told him to go to bed.

    • @nocturnalcb
      @nocturnalcb 3 роки тому +33

      @@vinnievincent85 lol that was just funny

    • @secretbaguette
      @secretbaguette 3 роки тому +22

      That's what you do. Wether you happen to be conversing about collisions between black holes or just normally raising a child, it just goes better that way.

    • @riynu7774
      @riynu7774 3 роки тому

      @@nocturnalcb he is not saying that it was not funny.he was Just pointing out facts.

  • @Brydigan94
    @Brydigan94 3 роки тому +985

    Neil: Can I ask what grade your in and your name?
    Closed Captions: suck it and my name is Clayton.

    • @shumaatiqunnassa4123
      @shumaatiqunnassa4123 3 роки тому +44

      Yeah that’s what i heard too 😂

    • @ryantheguy418
      @ryantheguy418 3 роки тому +2

      🤣

    • @shem269
      @shem269 3 роки тому +26

      The captions I have say: "Suck it and my name is Clinton"

    • @ARUCARDFTEPES
      @ARUCARDFTEPES 3 роки тому +4

      OH my gahd, I had to actually check that, it is no joke people!

    • @MoltenPlastic
      @MoltenPlastic 3 роки тому +1

      Same here!

  • @ganjaburn4211
    @ganjaburn4211 3 роки тому +7099

    “The distortion of space and time...”
    Kid: “Yes go on”

    • @Marc_Masters
      @Marc_Masters 3 роки тому +16

      😁😁

    • @ali_new_world
      @ali_new_world 3 роки тому +15

      1.2k likes
      2 replies

    • @kapralwichura
      @kapralwichura 3 роки тому +5

      @@ali_new_world Because the comment is 8 hour old

    • @arbazann
      @arbazann 3 роки тому

      @@kapralwichura lol

    • @lastsonofkrypton3918
      @lastsonofkrypton3918 3 роки тому +39

      "Dammit Neil, I need the numbers...give me the maths, man!" - kid, probably

  • @steveblixt9437
    @steveblixt9437 3 роки тому +929

    Clayton (the kid) - "Will a black hole be able to suck in another black hole?"
    Neil - "A grad student at my college did a thesis on colliding black holes"
    Clayton - "I know, I read it"

    • @dschafar6679
      @dschafar6679 3 роки тому +121

      Or
      "I know, I wrote it."
      ;)

    • @JGaute
      @JGaute 3 роки тому +41

      Or I know, i entered colliding black holes, traveled back in time and whispered my experience to that students' ear which inspired that thesis.

    • @bradytompkins3156
      @bradytompkins3156 3 роки тому +8

      @@JGaute that just heart my brain to think about 😂😂😂

    • @diamond_void
      @diamond_void 3 роки тому

      @@JGaute He was that student

    • @YouAreWhatYouLove88
      @YouAreWhatYouLove88 3 роки тому

      He actually said “suck it my name is Clinton”

  • @vid30gam3guy9
    @vid30gam3guy9 3 роки тому +1957

    Kid's standing there like:
    "I just wanted a yes or no answer"

    • @bakotako
      @bakotako 3 роки тому +44

      no, neil has just lit a spark in that kid more than his current 2nd grade imagination. he will become a great astrophysicist one day. you can see it in the kid's eye, the wonder and passion neil's answer illicited.

    • @dielit1738
      @dielit1738 3 роки тому +82

      @@bakotako nope he was expecting a short and brief answer

    • @VSValeant
      @VSValeant 3 роки тому +24

      A conversation where you answer only with yes and no is a shitty conversation.

    • @alinatahir8326
      @alinatahir8326 3 роки тому +54

      How about we just admit we don’t know what the kid is thinking because we can’t read his mind nor do we know anything about him at all to give us an accurate answer.

    • @EdDeezNuts944
      @EdDeezNuts944 3 роки тому +3

      Alina Tahir yup. But still give the benefit of the doubt because I enjoyed Neil's story and most kids find the thought of time travel extremely interesting.

  • @AJ72281
    @AJ72281 3 роки тому +442

    Clayton: “Dad, next time you ask your own damn questions.....”

  • @TotalImmort7l
    @TotalImmort7l 3 роки тому +19400

    The kid is fine, but aren't we gonna appreciate the doctoral guy who wrote an entire thesis on colliding black holes?

  • @Garl_Vinland
    @Garl_Vinland 3 роки тому +9134

    Kid has a “wouldn’t you like to know, weather boy” mood

    • @dennisbakker5262
      @dennisbakker5262 3 роки тому +24

      Noice!

    • @fahadal-ani1334
      @fahadal-ani1334 3 роки тому +37

      @Jordan Lauterbach probably just nervous

    • @rickysalgado1623
      @rickysalgado1623 3 роки тому +41

      “Wouldn’t you like to know, black hole boy”

    • @trentbateman
      @trentbateman 3 роки тому +4

      Kid just smacks of whit privelege

    • @Mister_Magpie
      @Mister_Magpie 3 роки тому +45

      @@trentbateman What is this "Whit Privelege" you speak of?

  • @oompalumpus699
    @oompalumpus699 3 роки тому +4197

    The measure of a truly intelligent man is not only their capability, but also their sense of humility. Love you Neil!

    • @josephscott6642
      @josephscott6642 3 роки тому +33

      He is a actor not a scientist

    • @whereswaldo5740
      @whereswaldo5740 3 роки тому +7

      Great guy. Great kid. Great question
      Great response. Love it.

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 роки тому

      Why is Donald Trump pretty and I am not? But why does he only have a wife but I have TWO HOT GIRLFRIENDS who I show off in my masterpiece YT videos? Do you know the answer, dear om

    • @Divinitatem
      @Divinitatem 3 роки тому +6

      @@josephscott6642 Well said Joseph.

    • @1wibble230
      @1wibble230 3 роки тому +13

      @@josephscott6642 and you are a troll, not a valid commentator :)

  • @PaintedColors
    @PaintedColors 3 роки тому +603

    Neil: **Blinking in morse code telling the hidden sniper to take the shot.**

    • @Felix_tells
      @Felix_tells 3 роки тому +6

      Omg💀

    • @Grimstar-nj9rf
      @Grimstar-nj9rf 3 роки тому +48

      "Take the shot, it's past his bedtime."

    • @guyh3403
      @guyh3403 3 роки тому +7

      Yeah, I thought that this was the mind blowing part too!

    • @connor5160
      @connor5160 3 роки тому +2

      😂 I'm just imagining that through the whole video now

    • @frank3l88
      @frank3l88 3 роки тому +3

      tangina

  • @AaronWhiting18
    @AaronWhiting18 3 роки тому +5081

    Kid: can a black hole suck in another black hole?
    Neil: Well let’s begin with the start of the universe

    • @pedroakjr2371
      @pedroakjr2371 3 роки тому +106

      If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe

    • @diartgallapeni1421
      @diartgallapeni1421 3 роки тому +17

      @@pedroakjr2371 no i first need apple

    • @iseekpeaceandtranquility
      @iseekpeaceandtranquility 3 роки тому +27

      @BigLilChungus nah that man clearly don't need the universe, he built different.

    • @markmadea7075
      @markmadea7075 3 роки тому +6

      @@iseekpeaceandtranquility He's a homo sapien cercopithecidae Homo heidelbergensis male of the primate species that is genetically built distinctly divergently disparate.

    • @slbrah7375
      @slbrah7375 3 роки тому

      @@markmadea7075 LOL

  • @bobby8334
    @bobby8334 3 роки тому +11935

    Kid - “Can black holes collide?”
    Neils Mind - *fuck, i don’t know. gotta make up something quick*
    “Isn’t it past your bedtime?”

    • @savageness9587
      @savageness9587 3 роки тому +56

      lmao

    • @joeylamp_holder2013
      @joeylamp_holder2013 3 роки тому +27

      I agree

    • @joeylamp_holder2013
      @joeylamp_holder2013 3 роки тому +34

      Why are they recommwnding old videos to people?

    • @jamenskelton3636
      @jamenskelton3636 3 роки тому +5

      @@joeylamp_holder2013 yeah

    • @bul6457
      @bul6457 3 роки тому +18

      I'm replying bcuz I know this will be a popular comment, anyways at 0:36 look at the captions :)
      edit: suck it... black hole...?

  • @custardkarim8209
    @custardkarim8209 3 роки тому +6144

    "Isn't it past your bedtime?"
    *"I DON'T NEED SLEEP, I NEED ANSWERS"*

    • @yoav4506
      @yoav4506 3 роки тому +6

      would like but it has 69 likes

    • @yuzutranslationch.8516
      @yuzutranslationch.8516 3 роки тому +2

      would like but it has 100 likes

    • @yoav4506
      @yoav4506 3 роки тому +2

      @@yuzutranslationch.8516 i litterally commented like an hour ago how did he get so many like just like that

    • @jamess6853
      @jamess6853 3 роки тому +2

      Basically everybody on UA-cam.

    • @hansols1727
      @hansols1727 3 роки тому +2

      He'll never get answers. He'll get guesses, but never answers.

  • @AdeonWriter
    @AdeonWriter 3 роки тому +54

    Neil could have just said "yea." but he gave an answer that the kid deserved. And that's awesome.

  • @donnytrump543
    @donnytrump543 3 роки тому +10012

    Can't believe Neil Tyson had the nerve to tell a full grown 12th grader it was past his bed time.

    • @mateolamy1441
      @mateolamy1441 3 роки тому +203

      it was a 2nd grader

    • @michael245
      @michael245 3 роки тому +862

      @@mateolamy1441 in every comment their always is a person who doesn't get sarcasm donny knows he's in 2nd grade he was being sarcastic

    • @mpb6491
      @mpb6491 3 роки тому +94

      R/Woosh

    • @Corazon_Dorado
      @Corazon_Dorado 3 роки тому +15

      @@mpb6491 Sure friend.

    • @lordsolkim
      @lordsolkim 3 роки тому +34

      @@mateolamy1441 get outta' here.

  • @GRDwashere
    @GRDwashere 3 роки тому +4494

    "isn't it past you bedtime?"
    "It was until two black holes collided"

    • @airn1583
      @airn1583 3 роки тому +23

      I think your past your bedtime

    • @primeskywalker3446
      @primeskywalker3446 3 роки тому +10

      @@airn1583 I think you are past your bedtime

    • @gargoyles9999
      @gargoyles9999 3 роки тому +2

      That’s what she said

    • @joshuafreedman7703
      @joshuafreedman7703 3 роки тому +1

      BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    • @hellothere_24
      @hellothere_24 3 роки тому +8

      "I hear something colliding into a hole every night and its coming from my parents' room"

  • @TheGerardo136
    @TheGerardo136 3 роки тому +9905

    Kid is prolly like: “I just wanted a yes or no answer”

    • @Maplelust
      @Maplelust 3 роки тому +171

      that's what I was like.

    • @jarskil8862
      @jarskil8862 3 роки тому +239

      Yes or No answers suck :D
      Because they always lead to further questions, which could be answered in first place
      "Do you wanna go eat out?"
      Yes
      "Should we get pizza or kebab? Or go in some fancy place?"
      Yes
      "Any suggestions where?"
      Yes
      All this could have been avoided by just answering "Yeah I would love to go eat out. Maybe that pizza place?"

    • @Lootsizimanition
      @Lootsizimanition 3 роки тому +26

      That's topically predicted algorithm. As "Yes", if "yes", so "how".

    • @EGvids1
      @EGvids1 3 роки тому +10

      Subjects like this one need to be explained like he did.

    • @TheGerardo136
      @TheGerardo136 3 роки тому +3

      Damn y’all last three that commented need to learn how to take a joke. Smh 🤦🏻‍♂️ Boris had no issue with the joke the rest of you did lmao

  • @iamaraan
    @iamaraan 3 роки тому +178

    Clayton be like “it was just a simple yes or no question 😭”

    • @huevonesunltd
      @huevonesunltd 3 роки тому +31

      "What would happen if two black holes collided with each other?"
      -"Yes"

    • @frssayem3329
      @frssayem3329 3 роки тому +11

      @@huevonesunltd I think the main question was can two black holes collide. Then the answer could just have been yes or no

    • @DAAR53
      @DAAR53 2 роки тому

      @@huevonesunltd no

    • @kilgore9106
      @kilgore9106 2 місяці тому

      @@huevonesunltd
      Can a black hole suck in another black hole?
      -yes
      That’s what the actual yes or no question is lol

  • @isaiasmadridmadrid1422
    @isaiasmadridmadrid1422 3 роки тому +6642

    so basically he went off on a tangent where the kid wouldn’t be able to understand and then proceeded to answer the actual question simply asf lmaooo I love him

    • @Mikasks
      @Mikasks 3 роки тому +407

      The long explanation is for the adults there and the simplified answer is for the kid. Two stone with one bird 🤷‍♂️

    • @tintin5967
      @tintin5967 3 роки тому +121

      @@Mikasks two birds with one stone you mean?
      Edit: nvm he didn’t stutter carry on 😅

    • @Mikasks
      @Mikasks 3 роки тому +366

      @@tintin5967 did I fucking stutter?

    • @skugga7
      @skugga7 3 роки тому +23

      @@Mikasks 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @TwiggyAlienorCameron
      @TwiggyAlienorCameron 3 роки тому +69

      @@Mikasks Gotta get two birds stoned at once.

  • @God-hm5dt
    @God-hm5dt 3 роки тому +6603

    The kid's probably like: Damn, I wish I didn't ask that question, that took like an hour.

    • @jadenlee810
      @jadenlee810 3 роки тому +19

      HAHA Where are the likes at

    • @ArieELLE
      @ArieELLE 3 роки тому +3

      😭😭

    • @beelzebub469
      @beelzebub469 3 роки тому +2

      Lol

    • @nat3b
      @nat3b 3 роки тому +38

      this got me bro😂😂he was thinking “damn.. that’s crazy.. hurry tf up😭

    • @6yjjk
      @6yjjk 3 роки тому +15

      "Yeah, NOW it's past my bedtime, you old git!"

  • @julianfischer2341
    @julianfischer2341 3 роки тому +4933

    This is also what happens when a Starbucks is built across the street from another Starbucks.

    • @Sasquatch0251
      @Sasquatch0251 3 роки тому +280

      And all a passerby would see is a swirling vortex of ugg boots and black leggings

    • @verycaring2387
      @verycaring2387 3 роки тому +8

      MLOL😆

    • @alfreditomaciasunapaja722
      @alfreditomaciasunapaja722 3 роки тому +30

      It would probably end up into being the same starbucks, but just expanded in both street sides

    • @DH-gq7bm
      @DH-gq7bm 3 роки тому +6

      Mega starbucks

    • @smellypatel5272
      @smellypatel5272 3 роки тому +40

      They merge to become a Dunkin Donuts

  • @xxbombardxx3764
    @xxbombardxx3764 3 роки тому +158

    Clayton: Can two black holes collide?
    Neil: Did you know that I was born on my birthday?

    • @Luffytoro
      @Luffytoro 3 роки тому +5

      😂😂😂😂😂😂 LoL

    • @fixxa6455
      @fixxa6455 Рік тому

      Neil ended his argument that these BHs eat eachother and will get twice in size.

  • @lucaswilkens5240
    @lucaswilkens5240 3 роки тому +6177

    I love how the scientific community applauded the child’s curiously

    • @ankou6063
      @ankou6063 3 роки тому +184

      How they,especially neil,saw his potencial.imagination and fantasy are the most important treasure,kids should be promotet

    • @marsupreme3232
      @marsupreme3232 3 роки тому +24

      @@ankou6063 What?

    • @ryan_bruh549
      @ryan_bruh549 3 роки тому +70

      @@marsupreme3232 basically he’s saying that they saw him as a smart young man

    • @nickerder6727
      @nickerder6727 3 роки тому +3

      Uhhh someone had him ask that uhhh

    • @CrixusTheUndefeatedGaul
      @CrixusTheUndefeatedGaul 3 роки тому +13

      @@ankou6063 Jesus Christ please fix this comment, I thought I was having an aneurysm!

  • @jaxonmoon9815
    @jaxonmoon9815 3 роки тому +7218

    I can see the kid going to school saying "I asked Neil if a black hole could eat another black hole and he said I should be in 12th grade." Then the teacher or classmates responding "well what did he say" and the kid kind of just shrugs his shoulders and says "I dont know."

    • @marcperras4860
      @marcperras4860 3 роки тому +41

      @Dale Weiss shut up racist

    • @johancakep
      @johancakep 3 роки тому +29

      "...I didn't catch what he was saying but I know that was incredibly mind-blowing stuff."

    • @kraglord1997
      @kraglord1997 3 роки тому +43

      This kid was listening intently. Im pretty sure he understood most of it. Most of it being that even Neil didnt understand.

    • @KCKingdomCreateGreatTrekAgain
      @KCKingdomCreateGreatTrekAgain 3 роки тому +13

      He blinded me with science!

    • @tofu6465
      @tofu6465 3 роки тому +90

      @@marcperras4860 How is that racist? Stop trying to redefine words for your agenda.

  • @pinguinoencuarentena783
    @pinguinoencuarentena783 3 роки тому +2761

    Kid: can 2 black holes collide?
    Niel: When I was in high school...

    • @direfulkn1f337
      @direfulkn1f337 3 роки тому +47

      pause

    • @fukumarkzuckerburg
      @fukumarkzuckerburg 3 роки тому +72

      rolling through the comments cause the clip annoyed me, and i want to answer the kids question ;
      Black holes cannot absorb each other, but they will fuse, as the smaller black hole will be pulled into the gravitational distortion of the larger black hole. the smaller black hole will then add its own gravitational distortion, and, eventually, the two will merge, with the larger original black hole exponentially increasing in size as a result.

    • @NeoKurow
      @NeoKurow 3 роки тому +4

      @@fukumarkzuckerburg thank you sir...

    • @infinite-sadness
      @infinite-sadness 3 роки тому +37

      @@fukumarkzuckerburg i mean he did say that............eventually

    • @TheBigMclargehuge
      @TheBigMclargehuge 3 роки тому +1

      It appears you still have little to say.

  • @realswobby
    @realswobby 3 роки тому +122

    The man's hands explaining colliding black holes:
    ✋👋🤚👐🙌🤲👉👈🙏💥

  • @wmaneker
    @wmaneker 3 роки тому +2966

    This kid wrote the paper Neil referenced and then traveled back in time to ask this question.

    • @u.v.s.5583
      @u.v.s.5583 3 роки тому +36

      If he travelled back in time, Neil would have been the kid and he would have been the phd student or young doctor.

    • @wmaneker
      @wmaneker 3 роки тому +68

      @@u.v.s.5583 How about: kid grows up, uses two black holes to travel back in time, then writes the paper Neil referenced?

    • @ananousous
      @ananousous 3 роки тому +15

      Unless he traveled back in time to give birth to himself

    • @KCKingdomCreateGreatTrekAgain
      @KCKingdomCreateGreatTrekAgain 3 роки тому +7

      @wmaneker As long as his future self doesn't pull a Philip j fry!

    • @alexfarmwald3946
      @alexfarmwald3946 3 роки тому +1

      Woah

  • @Haedox
    @Haedox 3 роки тому +24975

    past your bedtime? clayton can stay up as long as he wants neil

  • @GullyVanDeckel
    @GullyVanDeckel 3 роки тому +239

    The kid actually looks like he expected that answer

    • @JohnSmith-qq6wi
      @JohnSmith-qq6wi 3 роки тому +1

      Duh, because Google.

    • @لثا
      @لثا 3 роки тому +3

      @@JohnSmith-qq6wi I don't think that kid knew google this is old video btw

    • @ashb7
      @ashb7 3 роки тому +3

      Kid: "yeah that sounds about in line with my calculations. Thanks for the confirmation old man"

    • @whitetiger5181
      @whitetiger5181 3 роки тому +1

      He was just seeing if neil knew the answer lol

  • @erikesswein3305
    @erikesswein3305 3 роки тому +60

    ""Can a black hole eat a black hole?"
    "They fuse together, but here's how you can travel back in time"

  • @nyetloki
    @nyetloki 3 роки тому +4484

    Kid: "do black holes eat each other"
    Tyson: *rant about space time*
    Kid: Bruh I just need a yes or no I'm trying to win a bet

    • @ishotu2307
      @ishotu2307 3 роки тому +78

      Give the kid he’s bet money 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩

    • @murkywateradminssions5219
      @murkywateradminssions5219 3 роки тому +14

      I bet the kid got his money back lol

    • @australium7374
      @australium7374 3 роки тому +5

      he really needed that $5

    • @nomsterdude
      @nomsterdude 3 роки тому +2

      Lmao

    • @drahcirnevarc9152
      @drahcirnevarc9152 3 роки тому +1

      Unfortunately you spoiled an amusing comment by using the stupidity signifier "bruh".

  • @jaffri34
    @jaffri34 3 роки тому +3116

    kid: "can black holes collide?"
    Neil: "I dunno, want a snickers?"

    • @sarthaksarangle2581
      @sarthaksarangle2581 3 роки тому +9

      😂😂

    • @slushyface307
      @slushyface307 3 роки тому +6

      Here before popular

    • @jaffri34
      @jaffri34 3 роки тому +3

      @@slushyface307 omg,, I just came back to see these many likes,, honestly,, this is more than enough popularity for mee

    • @olegt962
      @olegt962 3 роки тому +2

      ROFL

    • @mahrukhyousuf6495
      @mahrukhyousuf6495 3 роки тому +2

      omg sir im huge fan sir please autograph me 😳

  • @johnyricco1220
    @johnyricco1220 3 роки тому +7466

    Me in 2nd grade:
    “Do they make candy apples with gummy worms?”

    • @Technotoadnotafrog
      @Technotoadnotafrog 3 роки тому +193

      Not gonna lie, that would be dope

    • @Mypenisissmallbut
      @Mypenisissmallbut 3 роки тому +215

      I thought candy apples were fake up until like 7th grade when I saw a kid eating one and I was like holy shit.

    • @octozozzle6140
      @octozozzle6140 3 роки тому +21

      If they don't they really should. That's genius.

    • @jennifercavenee7572
      @jennifercavenee7572 3 роки тому +49

      This kid may be smart, but you're out there asking the real questions.

    • @bopbopbop8059
      @bopbopbop8059 3 роки тому +9

      Not that I know of. But they should. Oooh! What are they called like, dirt cupcakes? With crushed Oreos as the dirt on the cupcake with gummy worms as the worms? Those were dope as hell. They should do that, but instead of cupcakes they should do that on candy apples. Honey crisp candy apples.

  • @AJ-gn1qu
    @AJ-gn1qu 3 роки тому +59

    Clayton: “Stupid humans, I already know the answer”

  • @adilmohammed6897
    @adilmohammed6897 3 роки тому +6109

    NDT: "Isn't it past your bed time?"
    Kid: "Not with space-time distortion and past time travel, old man"

    • @int0the3p1t32
      @int0the3p1t32 3 роки тому +20

      HahahAhHaha

    • @AbdulRashid-do7yp
      @AbdulRashid-do7yp 3 роки тому +3

      🤣

    • @yakovsushenok4009
      @yakovsushenok4009 3 роки тому +35

      Imagine him being a 70 year old scientist (disguised as a kid) from the future searching for an answer from Tyson

    • @topwargear
      @topwargear 3 роки тому +2

      HAHHAHAHA

    • @rikhenry9701
      @rikhenry9701 3 роки тому +22

      "Wouldn't you like to know Space-Time boy!"

  • @lester696
    @lester696 3 роки тому +3210

    He's like: *"I don't have enough knowledge to answer that yet...wanna hear a fun fact tho?"*

    • @GodofChum
      @GodofChum 3 роки тому +134

      @David De Goat damn bro chill lmfao

    • @thorinoakenshield8462
      @thorinoakenshield8462 3 роки тому +11

      @David De Goat agreed

    • @dexhorox7394
      @dexhorox7394 3 роки тому +38

      @David De Goat anger issues much ?

    • @strange4107
      @strange4107 3 роки тому +8

      @David De Goat Jujustu Kaisen taking over the world

    • @murasakilancelot7909
      @murasakilancelot7909 3 роки тому +36

      @David De Goat Why? Aren’t you oxygen wasting too? What makes you useful? Do you consider yourself a good person?

  • @VictorDeveze
    @VictorDeveze 3 роки тому +3191

    As Yoda said: “Truly wonderful, the mind of a child is”

  • @Vivi-mo4zt
    @Vivi-mo4zt 3 роки тому +39

    Bruh poor kid asked a no/yes question and Neil out here explaining the whole universe and some baking recipes that he remembered again

  • @markbugya6668
    @markbugya6668 3 роки тому +2979

    Leaf and dirt: *are existing*
    Me in 2nd grade: This is some serious gourmet sh*t.

    • @afrog2666
      @afrog2666 3 роки тому +24

      I almost pissed myself reading thad omfg, comment of the year 😂

    • @gammergames3322
      @gammergames3322 3 роки тому +9

      Makes it funnier imagining you as your pfp (only if you know twitch emotes)

    • @markbugya6668
      @markbugya6668 3 роки тому +3

      @@gammergames3322 ofc I know twitch emotes

    • @vaasudevtallapragada8416
      @vaasudevtallapragada8416 3 роки тому +16

      Me cultured, a intellijenc marine, laughing at this comment while eating crayons like French fries.

    • @zartexkrontaculys1097
      @zartexkrontaculys1097 3 роки тому +1

      @@afrog2666 I read this whilst pissing

  • @deathzcruzer
    @deathzcruzer 4 роки тому +29040

    kid just wanted a 'yes' or 'no' answer...

    • @incrediction1080
      @incrediction1080 4 роки тому +272

      🤣🤣

    • @bartoszjasinski
      @bartoszjasinski 3 роки тому +598

      And that's how he become a humanist...

    • @LanceWillMakeIt
      @LanceWillMakeIt 3 роки тому +763

      He answered at the end - as long as the kid was listening, he would absolutely have his answer given

    • @DreamfactoryZero
      @DreamfactoryZero 3 роки тому +965

      @@LanceWillMakeIt Lol the kid was in the 2nd grade. He was thinking about Minecraft about 10 seconds into the answer.

    • @LanceWillMakeIt
      @LanceWillMakeIt 3 роки тому +745

      @@DreamfactoryZero I doubt it - he was clearly interested enough to go to that place and ask the question in the first place

  • @dankeywang4699
    @dankeywang4699 3 роки тому +2996

    Kid: "Can a black hole absorb another black hole?"
    Neil: "Ur not gonna fukn believe this.."

    • @robertayala1831
      @robertayala1831 3 роки тому +14

      lmaoooo

    • @FBomb2F
      @FBomb2F 3 роки тому +8

      😂😂😂

    • @jasonrhodes9683
      @jasonrhodes9683 3 роки тому +7

      Yes, the kid will, they are too trusting. They believe any bullshit you tell them. I let my nephew look for my board stretcher for 6 weeks. I needed it really badly because I cut a board 1/16th of an inch too short.

    • @mysticpowerz808
      @mysticpowerz808 3 роки тому +3

      @@jasonrhodes9683 what

    • @gorillaau
      @gorillaau 3 роки тому +5

      @@jasonrhodes9683 Ahh. Yes, board stretchers. You can find them at the back of you local home depot store. While you are there be sure to find a long weight. You may want to take a seat if you need to as a staff member if one is out the back. Thanks for your assistance, so you are wanting a board stretcher and a long weight.

  • @FaIIenImpact
    @FaIIenImpact 3 роки тому +88

    I love how Tyson doesn’t even give it in simple terms, he just talks like he’s talking to another astrophysicist

    • @joel3399
      @joel3399 3 роки тому +3

      Really? I imagined that would be a whole other level of complez terms

  • @saifali
    @saifali 3 роки тому +3747

    Neil: here's a bunch of words. And backwards time travel.

    • @Author_Alyssa_Taylor
      @Author_Alyssa_Taylor 3 роки тому +5

      S. Ali -- Ahhh! I'm still mad at him over Pluto and the visiting "rock" from another galaxy!

    • @slushyface307
      @slushyface307 3 роки тому +2

      I would have understood more Iwas a very intelligent kid

    • @Alex.R.O.P
      @Alex.R.O.P 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah. Him and michio kaku annoys me

    • @riz6128
      @riz6128 3 роки тому +1

      Done 1 k likes

    • @seesharper8913
      @seesharper8913 3 роки тому +1

      @@Alex.R.O.P They have their place. They are like Bill Nye The Science Guy for adults.

  • @LittleGreed
    @LittleGreed 3 роки тому +1319

    Plot twist: Clayton backward time travelled and he was the one who Neil mentioned that made the thesis back then.

  • @lixosogamertrashgamer2951
    @lixosogamertrashgamer2951 3 роки тому +5758

    Imagine the poor kid being with his teacher and friends and they be like:
    "Did you asked about the black holes?"
    The kid: "yes"
    "So what he said?"
    "I don't know, something about a friend he had in college."

  • @Mito383
    @Mito383 Рік тому +2

    I teach 2nd grade. You wouldn’t know how proud I would be if a student came up to me asking something like this.

    • @calinasagilitypartner4444
      @calinasagilitypartner4444 Місяць тому

      I did my student teaching in second grade. During that time, my brother died, but fir various reasons, I still went to school. While I was explaining the morning work, one child interrupted me (normally not acceptable, but it was cute in this case) and asked, "Miss G, are you awake?" I said, "Yes." He said, "Because your eyes still look like you're asleep." My heart melted one second, but then the next second I was panicking because I had to explain what happened without mentioning "brother," "died," "suicide" and without causing a million more questions. So I explained that I had upsetting news that morning, but was okay now and wanted it to be a good day. That instantly caused a million more questions, lol. So I kind of awkwardly said I needed to get back to the morning work. My cooperating teacher said she couldn't have done it better.

  • @varthdader5451
    @varthdader5451 3 роки тому +2210

    Clayton: “Can a Black hole swallow another black hole?”
    Neil: “Let me tell you how I ate Lunch for breakfast"

  • @TrillFrrr
    @TrillFrrr 3 роки тому +4569

    Clayton: “Can a black hole suck in another black hole?”
    Joe Rogan: “Have you ever tried DMT?”

  • @jorgerivera8361
    @jorgerivera8361 3 роки тому +3753

    Clayton in his mind: "I'm not convinced. Bring back Pluto".

    • @gagslovedotcom
      @gagslovedotcom 3 роки тому +13

      No way! It's a Mickey Mouse planet!

    • @Binichmoses2
      @Binichmoses2 3 роки тому +17

      Pluto is a planet! Arcoring to Jerry Smith, the scientist from earth!

    • @blake2626
      @blake2626 3 роки тому +8

      I was in second grade when they announced Pluto was no longer a planet

    • @JemSquash94
      @JemSquash94 3 роки тому +3

      Listen, you made my day

    • @jorgerivera8361
      @jorgerivera8361 3 роки тому +1

      @@gagslovedotcom That's why Clay wants it back! 😅

  • @andrewcummins6843
    @andrewcummins6843 3 роки тому +39

    kid boutta collide some black holes so he can go back to a time where he didn't ask this question 😭😭

    • @epicbudder23
      @epicbudder23 3 роки тому +2

      YOU WIN BRO☠️☠️☠️😭

  • @danvidigal88
    @danvidigal88 3 роки тому +2256

    NDT: Isn't it past your bedtime?
    Clayton: Maybe in a timeline where black holes didn't collide.

    • @Astro-ex3pn
      @Astro-ex3pn 3 роки тому +5

      Hahahahahaha

    • @fudgedog2590
      @fudgedog2590 3 роки тому +4

      Smart

    • @Aeruthus
      @Aeruthus 3 роки тому +3

      Even if it is a timeline where they collided, it would still be past his bedtime if he's asking the question.

    • @tom58358
      @tom58358 3 роки тому +3

      @@Aeruthus r/woosh

    • @Jesse-lv2yo
      @Jesse-lv2yo 3 роки тому +2

      Don't worry about my bed time dude I'll just ride colliding black holes into the past

  • @Venomforyall
    @Venomforyall 3 роки тому +2383

    I like how he answered his question as if he was his equal, regarding the age.

    • @shumishu6019
      @shumishu6019 3 роки тому +59

      Besides the first thing he said

    • @JoniHD99
      @JoniHD99 3 роки тому +21

      Except he started with ”isn’t it past your bedtime?”

    • @slaytanic921
      @slaytanic921 3 роки тому +74

      @@JoniHD99 then he proceeded to tell the kid he should be graduating high school soon instead.

    • @desperadooshm6961
      @desperadooshm6961 3 роки тому +30

      @@slaytanic921 People get pissy as soon as jokes get said

    • @slaytanic921
      @slaytanic921 3 роки тому +12

      @@desperadooshm6961 day and age we are living in unfortunately.

  • @WbZ-sb9si
    @WbZ-sb9si 3 роки тому +1341

    Kid: "I'm just expecting a yes or no answer."

    • @VSValeant
      @VSValeant 3 роки тому +51

      A conversation where you answer only with yes and no is a shitty conversation.

    • @CyanicCore
      @CyanicCore 3 роки тому

      likely

    • @nakdedoggo9447
      @nakdedoggo9447 3 роки тому +14

      @@VSValeant yes

    • @Milesco
      @Milesco 3 роки тому +42

      @@VSValeant : But sometimes the best response to a simple question is a simple answer.
      .

    • @95rav
      @95rav 3 роки тому +12

      @@VSValeant it is even shittier when your answer is literally 'yes and no'.

  • @ChristopherZeroX
    @ChristopherZeroX 3 роки тому +11

    Honestly I liked how professional he sounded. And didn’t even try to small talk around it. And skip the question as he took some time in answering

  • @loganedwards6453
    @loganedwards6453 3 роки тому +7858

    He’s not trynna hear all this science talk he’s just trynna hear if black holes can give that gawk gawk 9000 wtf

    • @Eighty30s
      @Eighty30s 3 роки тому +73

      lmfaoo

    • @dianasaur2442
      @dianasaur2442 3 роки тому +36

      Bruh hahahaha

    • @kyojin_9526
      @kyojin_9526 3 роки тому +10

      Lol lol

    • @tiffxiez
      @tiffxiez 3 роки тому +105

      “GAWK GAWK 9000” LMFAO MY LAUGHTER IS KILLING ME

    • @gluxeo
      @gluxeo 3 роки тому +18

      @@tiffxiez stfu

  • @PRMarshall
    @PRMarshall 3 роки тому +1883

    “Isn’t it past your bedtime”
    “The future is now old man”

    • @willythough
      @willythough 3 роки тому +3

      Chill Dewey.

    • @G3rain1
      @G3rain1 3 роки тому +5

      Except around colliding black holes. Then the future is the past.

    • @anthonyzullo
      @anthonyzullo 3 роки тому

      Malcom in the middle references are TIGHT!

    • @blackcatpirates8134
      @blackcatpirates8134 3 роки тому +1

      BOOMER JOKES GO BRRRRRRR

  • @TampaTec
    @TampaTec 3 роки тому +31142

    Smart question, backwards time travel 🤔 be nice to take a trip back to the 80s, buy some stocks.

    • @Zer-db1bp
      @Zer-db1bp 3 роки тому +789

      That’s not how it works. You’d end up making an alternative version of yourself rich. You wouldn’t impact your timeline at all

    • @travishamrick6728
      @travishamrick6728 3 роки тому +490

      go with the sports almanac.

    • @bloodyhell6378
      @bloodyhell6378 3 роки тому +85

      I'd love to travel back and get what was junk then and are priceless collectibles now. "I'd like to buy all of the TB303's you got on clearance and I'll take that crappy old Moog that you're going to throw out.." *grabs a cpl rare c64 games from the "free" bin*

    • @crisbernabe2866
      @crisbernabe2866 3 роки тому +217

      You’re all taking about messing the timeline. But your body would be shred into molecules. Your molecules would be in the 80’s somewhere randomly in space.

    • @MrSupdup
      @MrSupdup 3 роки тому +187

      @@Zer-db1bp That's how this brand of time travel works. There's no parallel universes or alternate timelines, your physical matter would be in in two times at once - in the same universe.
      Which is partly why scientists dispute this conception of a black hole collision. It opens up opportunities for paradoxes that defy other laws of physics. Because lets suppose you get thrown back to the 80's, and then wait for yourself to come back 40 years later. You now exist in two places *at the same time*, and that's not allowed. Further you could interrupt yourself, stopping yourself from time travelling, creating an even deeper paradox.
      It seems more likely that Einstein's math just breaks in this scenario, the same way Newton's math breaks when you zoom in to the quantum level. We just haven't discovered a mathematical way to conceive of what happens in the event two black holes collide.

  • @vinicioserafini5929
    @vinicioserafini5929 3 роки тому +180

    - Clayton asks a smart question
    - Every adult in the room laughs, without a reason
    - Turns out Clayton's question was VERY smart
    - Isn't it passed everybody but Clayton's bedtime?

    • @RM-ds2ex
      @RM-ds2ex 3 роки тому +13

      Yeah I thought the laughs were a bit rude to the kid

    • @joel3399
      @joel3399 3 роки тому +1

      But this is what always happen, people are shocked to see kids in this position

    • @DanHarrisonKing
      @DanHarrisonKing 3 роки тому +3

      I think they were all laughing because the question was so out there and mainly unthought of before

    • @kennyadedayo8550
      @kennyadedayo8550 2 роки тому

      Haha. Love the last line 😂👍🏾

  • @tino9117
    @tino9117 3 роки тому +4138

    "isn't it past your bed time?"
    *HE'S AFRAID*

    • @MrMitzu1
      @MrMitzu1 3 роки тому +39

      "It was past my bed time when I asked the question, but I have since unlocked backwards time travel, Neil."

    • @Chamadzero
      @Chamadzero 3 роки тому +3

      "kids sketchy"

    • @xelionizer
      @xelionizer 3 роки тому +1

      And that's where the singularity comes in... now, a singularity... (something hard hits the speaker in the head)

    • @TheInfoBlast
      @TheInfoBlast 3 роки тому +1

      It’s not past his bedtime, he is just traveling between two black holes and going into the past

    • @jannestefanoobski3604
      @jannestefanoobski3604 3 роки тому +1

      More like "i need time to create a lie"
      Neil: isnt it past your bed time?(hmm what would i say)

  • @RubenAi.Official
    @RubenAi.Official 3 роки тому +2841

    Clayton: “can black holes collide?”
    NDT: “ I don’t know can they?”
    Clayton: “what?..”
    NDT: “ exactly “

    • @Muscleduck
      @Muscleduck 3 роки тому +89

      Somewhere in the back of the audience: "VSauce, Michael here..."

    • @sirounjohnson3831
      @sirounjohnson3831 3 роки тому +5

      @@Muscleduck HAHAHAHA

    • @user-sc8mj5bb6k
      @user-sc8mj5bb6k 3 роки тому +26

      @@Muscleduck "...can black holes collide? But to answer that I must first ask: Where are your fingers?"

    • @MatthiasDrinksH20
      @MatthiasDrinksH20 3 роки тому +1

      @@Muscleduck Best comment, you made my day a little better :)

    • @KabeeshS
      @KabeeshS 3 роки тому

      I read this comment In Neil's voice

  • @intertion1233
    @intertion1233 3 роки тому +2908

    "isn't it past your bed time?"
    "Wouldn't you like to know Physicboy"

  • @sreedathpr6539
    @sreedathpr6539 3 роки тому +3

    Plot twist: Clayton is actually a cosmologist and was testing neil

  • @Martin_Faut
    @Martin_Faut 3 роки тому +2836

    Neil just confirmed time travel and the kid just stood there imploding indefinitely

    • @elshabopants7506
      @elshabopants7506 3 роки тому +67

      what happens when he's past his bed time

    • @Trathien-
      @Trathien- 3 роки тому +6

      Not time travel

    • @rockmycd1319
      @rockmycd1319 3 роки тому +37

      @@Trathien- So what is it then? How would you describe this phenomena?

    • @Picksodus
      @Picksodus 3 роки тому +25

      @@Trathien- pretty sure it’s time travel...

    • @sia7162
      @sia7162 3 роки тому +3

      @Anime is good so your point is, time travel?

  • @bread1542
    @bread1542 3 роки тому +1095

    Meanwhile me at that kid’s age:
    If I delete something on my computer... where does it go?

    • @baldrbraa
      @baldrbraa 3 роки тому +94

      That question actually has an answer. The bits that you delete are transformed into heat, increasing the entropy of the surrounding space. Information is conserved but dissipated.

    • @RetroBlockade
      @RetroBlockade 3 роки тому +48

      If you are talking about physical memory like magnetic tape, nothing happens to the actual memory. However the location of the memory gets deleted in the database (kind of like a table of contents) of files to be written over by your future files. So until you need more memory for something, the file still exists but your computer doesn’t know where it is because it doesn’t show up on the database.

    • @joopboofp8942
      @joopboofp8942 3 роки тому +7

      Welp, I’m going to overthink about this now

    • @danielshrekoderbanner
      @danielshrekoderbanner 3 роки тому +8

      There's a vsauce video about it

    • @baldrbraa
      @baldrbraa 3 роки тому +2

      @@danielshrekoderbanner Leonard Susskind talks about it too, somewhere I can’t recall. He says that the real law of conservation is not about energy, but more fundamentally information.

  • @s_iri5368
    @s_iri5368 3 роки тому +2143

    Kid was hoping for a yes or no answer and instead got hit with "fabric of space and time" 😂

    • @sam7409
      @sam7409 3 роки тому +15

      Larry.......Larry.........Larry

    • @YoungYahtz94
      @YoungYahtz94 3 роки тому +41

      To be fair that’s not exactly a yes or no type of question tho lmao. Kid: “What happens if a black hole sucks in another black hole?” NDT: “Yes”

    • @peaceweapon1933
      @peaceweapon1933 3 роки тому +26

      @@YoungYahtz94 He didn’t ask what will happen, he asked if a black hole could suck in another black hole

    • @gkwame4981
      @gkwame4981 3 роки тому +3

      @@YoungYahtz94 The question is in the title. Did you even?

    • @ArgonTheAware
      @ArgonTheAware 3 роки тому +6

      He did answer yes and then they get twice the size as they were before at the end

  • @androidemulation5952
    @androidemulation5952 3 роки тому +6

    I like how he treat the kid as an adult by giving him the answer in that manner. the kid might not understand the whole answer but on the long run that is so much beneficial for the child development

    • @hoopsonwheels
      @hoopsonwheels 2 роки тому

      Kid asked a big question he got a big answer

  • @SirBilliam96
    @SirBilliam96 3 роки тому +255

    Neil's answer: "It was a warm summer's evening...."

    • @joeeygtx
      @joeeygtx 3 роки тому +10

      in Ancient Greece

    • @JonesNate
      @JonesNate 3 роки тому +5

      On a train bound for nowhere

    • @disci.mp3
      @disci.mp3 3 роки тому +4

      I found a hotel...

    • @garrett6064
      @garrett6064 3 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣
      You're comment may be more brilliant than NDT's answer.

    • @jonmorris1989
      @jonmorris1989 3 роки тому

      Suh dude

  • @Great-Dao-of-Elegance
    @Great-Dao-of-Elegance 3 роки тому +2362

    I like that he admitted that even today, the level of calculation his classmate did for his thesis is beyond Neil's capacity.
    Humble.

    • @bswo0sah
      @bswo0sah 3 роки тому +63

      He's many things, but trolls calling him humble are special.

    • @zkilla2924
      @zkilla2924 3 роки тому +13

      @@bswo0sah you're special

    • @josephcote8711
      @josephcote8711 3 роки тому +19

      The more you know, the more you realize how much you don't know. 🙂

    • @cwstewartjr1973
      @cwstewartjr1973 3 роки тому +7

      Humble? Bahahaha that was pure theatrical

    • @gcbryan89
      @gcbryan89 3 роки тому +10

      I think most scientific doctors will very readily admit they dont know many things in the fields that arent in their study.

  • @rfmspawnkiller603
    @rfmspawnkiller603 3 роки тому +1650

    "Isn't it past your bed time?"
    "Time is an illusion and so are pants"

    • @RikelWirkkunen
      @RikelWirkkunen 3 роки тому +16

      I feel like I get this reference

    • @UltimateKyuubiFox
      @UltimateKyuubiFox 3 роки тому +22

      Avatar:The Last Airbender, what’s up?!

    • @aether13x69
      @aether13x69 3 роки тому +4

      What are pants though really?

    • @ironarmor2773
      @ironarmor2773 3 роки тому +8

      No firelord Ozai, you’re the one who’s not wearing any pants.

    • @jasong9492
      @jasong9492 3 роки тому +1

      Lunchtime doubly so.

  • @zacharypatenaude3607
    @zacharypatenaude3607 3 роки тому +6

    “isn’t it passed your bedtime” Clayton tells the sun when to set.

  • @Yamigata
    @Yamigata 3 роки тому +4586

    This is like me trying to BS my way through someone's computer problem before finally telling them we just need to reinstall Windows

    • @Terrible_fate
      @Terrible_fate 3 роки тому +159

      But before the reinstallation, did you, or did you not, turn the computer off and on again? That is the question.

    • @Folse
      @Folse 3 роки тому +58

      Brah I work in IT and relate spiritually to this.. 😂

    • @sabin97
      @sabin97 3 роки тому +43

      installing windows the first time was the source of all the problems.

    • @JohnMarch3
      @JohnMarch3 3 роки тому +9

      Don’t call us all out like that 😅

    • @MistaTamilan
      @MistaTamilan 3 роки тому +4

      You must work for GeekSquad.

  • @shywick1897
    @shywick1897 3 роки тому +1396

    This is the type of answer you get when you ask a question from your teacher during a test

    • @ItsMeFacu
      @ItsMeFacu 3 роки тому +11

      Lmao yes

    • @kevinmulqueen8438
      @kevinmulqueen8438 3 роки тому +29

      @AJ for me, they basically give complicated hints to the point where you don’t even understand it.
      The explanation is like when you “gotta write a 500 word essay but you’re at 450”. You make sense of it but start overthinking 😂

    • @aoneko-yt8436
      @aoneko-yt8436 3 роки тому +6

      @AJ Lmao not answers but they stare at your paper either laugh or the look of disappointment then you know your answers is dumb af

    • @wafflingmyboy1053
      @wafflingmyboy1053 3 роки тому +5

      Fax they don’t explain they just speak Alien language.

    • @kimberlyrain1772
      @kimberlyrain1772 3 роки тому +2

      @@aoneko-yt8436 I never got that look ..I got the "I'm proud" smile and walk away and while I'm glad they're happy with what I put, i still want my question answereddddd

  • @samuelchu3064
    @samuelchu3064 3 роки тому +827

    Kid: "Can one black hole suck in another black hole?"
    Neil: "Years ago when I was backpacking through Western Europe.."

  • @nicholastownsend1393
    @nicholastownsend1393 3 роки тому +8

    This is exactly what the Key and Peele skit on him was like 🤣

  • @James-wz1xr
    @James-wz1xr 3 роки тому +3229

    Simplified answer : black hole + another black hole = a bigger, blacker hole.

    • @MrQuawnday
      @MrQuawnday 3 роки тому +50

      Just like to momma lol

    • @enzie8786
      @enzie8786 3 роки тому +46

      +a side effect of timetravel

    • @jonaslaumen9529
      @jonaslaumen9529 3 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂

    • @graybeard2113
      @graybeard2113 3 роки тому +3

      2B or 02B/0? That is the question..

    • @fukumarkzuckerburg
      @fukumarkzuckerburg 3 роки тому +6

      I dont pay much attention to folk like Tyson, so out of curiosity, is he as stupid as he sounds? cause he sat there and made quite the fool of himself, and i want to know if its because thats because he is a fool, or if there is another explanation.

  • @frenchfriedbagel7035
    @frenchfriedbagel7035 3 роки тому +3432

    Clayton: “Can a Black hole swallow another black hole?”
    Neil: “IDK, but you can time travel”.

    • @oscarwilde9581
      @oscarwilde9581 3 роки тому +167

      Not accurate. His answer was more like “sort of. They can mutually swallow each other.”

    • @frenchfriedbagel7035
      @frenchfriedbagel7035 3 роки тому +88

      @@oscarwilde9581 you must be fun at parties.

    • @human0thingss
      @human0thingss 3 роки тому +138

      @@frenchfriedbagel7035 shut your cringe ass mouth up pal

    • @frenchfriedbagel7035
      @frenchfriedbagel7035 3 роки тому +97

      @@human0thingss well that’s unnecessarily hostile.

    • @Franfran2424
      @Franfran2424 3 роки тому +49

      Neil did answer at the end. Yes the larger one will suck the opther and they'll become a bigger black hole

  • @ishikajain3668
    @ishikajain3668 3 роки тому +1798

    "What grade are you in?"
    The kid: "second"
    The subtitles: "suck it"
    Me: "yes, I can relate"

    • @someoneofsomething
      @someoneofsomething 3 роки тому +19

      Thought I was the only one who noticed that

    • @nicocrestmere9688
      @nicocrestmere9688 3 роки тому +31

      This is why I love subtitles. They say being born half deaf is a handicap I say it's hilarious. Oh and I sleep like a baby every night.

    • @Nate_Dogg714
      @Nate_Dogg714 3 роки тому +9

      @@nicocrestmere9688 yeah man. My girlfriend wears a hearing aid and I’m kinda jealous of how good she sleeps to be honest, lol, cause I have really sensitive but pretty good hearing and I’m a really light sleeper so it’s the worse.

    • @nicocrestmere9688
      @nicocrestmere9688 3 роки тому +8

      @@Nate_Dogg714 one time in Florida there was a hurricane that knocked over a huge oak tree and it landed on my neighbor's car. Slept right through it.

    • @prithvishetty6938
      @prithvishetty6938 3 роки тому

      😂😂😂suck it

  • @mbackmsn1510
    @mbackmsn1510 2 роки тому +1

    Neil explaining colliding black holes in extreme detail.
    Everybody else: “Neil, he’s in 2nd grade…”

  • @mohammedalmarzooqi2717
    @mohammedalmarzooqi2717 3 роки тому +714

    "So I opened up the thesis, I didn't understand any single page of it" story of my life

  • @ij1376
    @ij1376 3 роки тому +1901

    1:23 "The distortion of the fabric of space and time..."
    Kid: "..."

    • @Ludwig1625
      @Ludwig1625 3 роки тому +25

      Maybe he should've just said space, left out the time bit

    • @victorfrankyl4146
      @victorfrankyl4146 3 роки тому +13

      He's in second grade this is way the f@#$ over his head XD

    • @dreamer_4937
      @dreamer_4937 3 роки тому +3

      @@LeonardoMastrogiovanni preach 💪❤️

    • @fencer9055
      @fencer9055 3 роки тому +3

      @@LeonardoMastrogiovanni true 👍

    • @lambrospasaliadis6286
      @lambrospasaliadis6286 3 роки тому +1

      Even when an astrophysisict says that he doesn't really know what he means....

  • @giannipuface9441
    @giannipuface9441 3 роки тому +1412

    "Isn't it passed your bedtime?"
    "That's relative"