That shit happens. My Son snuck up on me at about 3:30 in the morning. Outta the corner of my eye I see the reflection on the sliding glass door of something about 3 and a half feet tall right behind my chair and its movin' up on me! I'm thinking "Ok, its finally happened. Those little grey bastards have come for to probe me!" I'm thinking "I'm gonna get one chance at this! I ain't getting probed without a fight like a bitch!" My son comes around from behind the chair to see me about to throw a haymaker right in his face! Poor kid, the look on his face was sheer terror he thought he was gonna die, he ran off screaming, good lord.
@@timothygonzales7966 that’s not good.. it’s a mistake.. screaming at a child scares them.. you should only do it when they intentionally do the wrong thing like stealing or hurting someone, than slap them on the bum but when they make a mistake like what’s in the video, you can’t go psycho at them, they didn’t anything wrong, it was an accident
@@charporter8655 No it wouldn’t. One is the homeowner, the other is not. Even then, you can tell which is which not by the cloths, but by the appearance. One has pink hair, the other doesn’t. One is heavier set, one is thinner. It ain’t hard for the cops to find out who the homeowner is and what color her a hair is.
Yeah... That's the cities fault though, for one it's faulty and for two it's not properly secured to the ground. If that fell on someone or someone's car, you'd have legal grounds to sue the city for not doing their job; especially if it was life threatening. So realistically he'll probably get a slap on the wrist because even if someone leaned on that it'd fall.
He won’t have to pay anything. That thing was a safety hazard since it was barely standing, and it didn’t even function correctly since it was not pointed the right way, which could cause pedestrians not to see it, leading to potential accidents. If anything, the city is lucky that it didn’t fall on him, or they would have had to pay a few millions in medical bills and other compensations.
@@HummingbirdSound well it depends on the country for the costs... in the US yes in Europe no... the hospital bills are way way less here and also regulations are just something like 10-20k if ur not crippled for life...
That last part nailed every fucking comedy point in existence 😂 Slow buildup towards the guy getting angry, then at the last second smashes the door.. "AARRRGGG"
5:42 What a show of absolute patience and understanding. If that's his kid, he should win best father of the year for the way he handled that. Hopefully had a serious talk with him later on.
5:41 I watched this one a dozen times. If I was the dad, I'd make sure this video is still around for the boy's' graduation from HS, graduation from college, and his wedding day. By that point they can laugh about it and the boy can be totally embarrassed!
Something tells me this one is staged. The kid barely touches him. If you are holding something that is as valueable as a TV balanced like that you wouldn't react like that to a slight graze on the genitalia. What even are they trying to do? Why would he be just balancing the TV like that while the guy is no where in range to have the TV handed to him. They thought this out a little before hand so they put a towel there to protect the railing. If they are moving it down to ground level any person with a brain would move it through the inside stairs. I honestly can't believe I typed all this out. But there is even more that makes it seems staged or at the very least not in the slightest way the kids fault but the two adults who somehow thought this was a good idea and also the one adult who reacted like he had been shot after a small testicle touch.
Poor fella sitting in the paint, rubbing his butt on the ground to get forward. I hope he can laugh about this clip by now, because I can't stop laughing my pants off. Man, this is legendary.
you don't have any best friends then, or aren't a male with best friends. This is literally how male best friends react to one another in stupid ass situations like this.
@@wanderinwolf3804 no bro. I am an alien and I don't have any friends. He is not having it. And his friends are not helping him. Look how they changed their tone when he asked for help. If you think that's normal, maybe you should get some good friends.
@@greatwhitenorthlife2327 Well, the video camera didn't show the place where the thief was apprehended. So if I had simply grabbed onto the thief's head, and accidentally fallen, there would be no evidence that this was deliberate.
I don't know why it was so funny but the roadrage guy losing his cellphone was absolutely hilarious. And 4:05 is exactly why all that crap should not be allowed on the beaches.
5:24 is actually not a mistake. Very good that the pole fell down at that time and didn't hit someone. It would have fell down eventually, potentially killing someone.
This is the best video you lot have given us in years.. I actually laughed and enjoyed this. Not once did I stop mid way though and watch something else. Stick to this format.
Idk how you laughed through this video... most of these mad me so fucking mad over how crazy stupid people and animals are. With that being said, I still enjoyed watching, just didn't laugh.
I don't get the Adderall part. It's nasty stuff if you don't need it for meds and it's addictive. Easy to overdose. It's like super coffee energy drink. It makes you feel awful. Not to mention dangerous. It will mess you up and not in a good way. If you want to stay awake then drink coffee or take a 100mg caffeine pill like a normal person. If coffee gives you acid reflux then the pill is for you. Adderall misuse includes: "The risks range from restlessness, aggression, and increased blood pressure and heart rate to stomach problems, paranoia, psychosis, seizures, heart attack, and stroke, according to the National Institute on Drug Abuse". I've had psychosis due to alcohol. Can describe it as a supercharged nightmare you can't wake up from. Can take hours to recover from it, if you're lucky! I was lucky. I could have easily drowned in my own vomit.
@@rowenkylee5627 - Well, now I'm picturing you in a room filled seven feet deep with your own vomit. It maybe just a vomit vat. I hope you're doing a lot better these days.
Usually that works if the person that caught her was man. She pretend that she's the victim, when others intervene, the man lets go and the thief then runs away.
1:45 is giving me GTA V flashbacks trying to escape Merrywether, while being shot at driving as Michael down that rapid river with Trevor screaming at me from the back of the boat! LOL!
Not really. Depending on where they live, by not only denying it, but demanding to be let go, it might open the woman that chased her down up to a lawsuit or charges. Generally speaking it's best to let thieves go, especially if you have cameras. Otherwise you risk getting a charge yourself. Especially since she's gotten all the way to the road. To be clear, I'm not saying that the thief was in the right. Just that the lady who chased her down did something just about as stupid.
@@kyletucker3811 how was the person stopping the their stupid? She did the right thing then most wouldn’t do. She stopped them so the person who stole the package or was bringing it to the car could get caught. The lady who stole it was dumb enough to not get in the car fast enough lol
I remember going to my grandmas house in Jamaica a few years ago and was trying to clean under her fridge for her when a scorpion ran out from under. I really felt that rat clip 😂
ikr I noticed that too! She didn't fking say Adderall, smh btw, how is that an excuse "I just tried to get your address"? Umm, to see if the package belongs to that house or not? I don't think so.
0:50 this has ALWAYS been a fear of mine, exactly why I never even take my phone out of the pocket in a moving vehicle unless the windows are closed or somethin 😭
I like that there are two guys in this that go 'don't say anything'. The one covered in mud with the dog cracked me up the most. I can relate. But the guy covered in paint at the end was the best.
That last one with the poor guy covered in paint had me laughing for a few minutes
Same! OMG!!
I could stop laughing. How do you clean up after that? Just go to a car wash and have your mates hose you, the van and all your gear down?
dude I'm crying.... *door slam* AAAAARGH ~!
😂
That guy look like a proper statue
Shout out to the dad at 6:00 for not throwing his child off the balcony
Seriously! The way he sat there to think for a few was priceless..
I would’ve absolutely started punishing my kid in a not so nice way if he did this
Honestly having one person holding on to that big of a TV on skinny railing was kind of asking Murphy to come and nut shot him.
@@raziel33581 lmaooo agreed didn’t see that going well regardless
@@raziel33581 the kid still shouldn’t have done it
I’m surprised the lady who walked face first into the U-Haul truck is even still alive with her 0/100 situational awareness lol…
Natural selection shoulda got her a long time ago
fr, im surprised she still has all her feet.
Lady?
Karens are a Rare Dying Breed 🤣
Luck 100/100
1:11: horror game reaction
1:12: reaction to remembering that you have a child 😂
I'm- I'm dying here😂😂😂
He seemed more scared that he had a kid there😂
that shit killed me 😂
That shit happens. My Son snuck up on me at about 3:30 in the morning. Outta the corner of my eye I see the reflection on the sliding glass door of something about 3 and a half feet tall right behind my chair and its movin' up on me! I'm thinking "Ok, its finally happened. Those little grey bastards have come for to probe me!" I'm thinking "I'm gonna get one chance at this! I ain't getting probed without a fight like a bitch!" My son comes around from behind the chair to see me about to throw a haymaker right in his face! Poor kid, the look on his face was sheer terror he thought he was gonna die, he ran off screaming, good lord.
@@mikepowell8611 Omg, I have never laughed so hard😂😂😂😂
That woman who caught the porch pirate probably felt amazing when the cops came. Nice work!!
Although it was unnecessary because she had the car and her on camera in the first place. Totally unnecessary.
@@hassosigbjoernson5738 wouldn’t you be pissed if someone stole from you🤨
the lady who caught the crook,has to be so proud of her dogs,,,,,they actually walked away,sending her a cook book...101 ways to WOK a dog!!
@@hassosigbjoernson5738 So what if she had the car… she didn’t have the plate so it wouldn’t matter
@@joeslinky there might be more then one camera.
6:30 love how that thief said she didn't steal anything and then two seconds later she admitted to stealing something. Not very bright!
Yeah she's definitely not too bright😂
Well you could tell that by her shoes already 😬
I didn't get that video :(
Its because she Tried to lie. After the woman said security Cams she knew their Was no way to lie herself out of that Situation ^^
She actually didn't though. The captions got it completely wrong. She is clearly saying "i just tried to get your address" at 7:23
You have to love the woman who caught the thief. Boy did she pick the wrong house to steal from. LOL
I love how the driver just noped out of there :D
If it was a couple who was stealing the box, they aint a couple no more after that.
meh, that house is bougie as fuck. they could stand to lose a little.
@@synthgal1090 your place is bougie as fuck to someone else. perhaps you could stand to lose a little too.
@@jspriver I don't have a place. thanks for trying tho.
The guy who cracked his windshield trying to scare off the cat, made me laugh so hard. Screw that guy
I actually can’t believe how dumb he was like what did he think was gonna happen kicking it so hard 😂
I think he was more playing with the cat
@@semiusedbra5734 when I play with my cat, I try to bang on the thing he is interested in too.
Why there is the need to kick it that hard though...one he's an arse and two...why the fluff would you kick glass that hard and expect it to go well
Pretty sure that was a chick
5:48 - and so it was that little Timmy found himself put up for adoption.
Bruh my names timmy i woulda lost it if that was my kid🤣
💀
@@timothygonzales7966 that’s not good.. it’s a mistake.. screaming at a child scares them.. you should only do it when they intentionally do the wrong thing like stealing or hurting someone, than slap them on the bum but when they make a mistake like what’s in the video, you can’t go psycho at them, they didn’t anything wrong, it was an accident
@@GLITTER_GUTS You know what..... you're right. Only hit them they do it intentionally and not when it's on accident.
@@GLITTER_GUTS Someone taught that child to hit people in the sack. That’s not an accident.
7:28 The plot is minimalist but the cast is over the top 🤣🤣🤣🤣
7:36 love the interaction between real friends.
6:30 satisfying when they can catch the thieves. Can only hope she got locked up for a while.
That woman wasn't f-ing around either, don't try to jack her shit.
...but they are ironically wearing almost the same outfit...that would probably be confusing to the police...🤣
@@charporter8655
No it wouldn’t.
One is the homeowner, the other is not.
Even then, you can tell which is which not by the cloths, but by the appearance. One has pink hair, the other doesn’t. One is heavier set, one is thinner.
It ain’t hard for the cops to find out who the homeowner is and what color her a hair is.
i love that whoever was driving just took the package and left her there to die
@@LDaniel_BDuce u hav a great sense of humour
5:31 I feel bad for the guy, he is trying to correct the light’s orientation. But now probably they will make him pay for the damage.
that was perfect slapstick comedy, the timing and whole 'parts flying into the air' situation ..oh man, i was laughing so hard..
Yeah... That's the cities fault though, for one it's faulty and for two it's not properly secured to the ground. If that fell on someone or someone's car, you'd have legal grounds to sue the city for not doing their job; especially if it was life threatening. So realistically he'll probably get a slap on the wrist because even if someone leaned on that it'd fall.
Polska
He won’t have to pay anything. That thing was a safety hazard since it was barely standing, and it didn’t even function correctly since it was not pointed the right way, which could cause pedestrians not to see it, leading to potential accidents. If anything, the city is lucky that it didn’t fall on him, or they would have had to pay a few millions in medical bills and other compensations.
@@HummingbirdSound well it depends on the country for the costs... in the US yes in Europe no... the hospital bills are way way less here and also regulations are just something like 10-20k if ur not crippled for life...
I love how British people fight and swear. It’s just so funny.
Haha, I love when Americans do that!!!
@@aestheticgirl5018 I don't think I would've handled that nearly as well as John!
@@aestheticgirl5018 I think uk is more funnier then the us. "YOU FOCKING WANKER!" vs "you god damn idiot."
Welcome to the UK 🇬🇧
See mate that's true friendship here!
4:50-Holy crap, it's Venom! 🤣
That last part nailed every fucking comedy point in existence 😂
Slow buildup towards the guy getting angry, then at the last second smashes the door.. "AARRRGGG"
5:42 What a show of absolute patience and understanding. If that's his kid, he should win best father of the year for the way he handled that. Hopefully had a serious talk with him later on.
What was the kid thinking though 🤣 really wonder what made him do that
Yo me cargo a piñas al pinche niño JAJAJAJA 🤣🤣
Dude. That's obviously a brand new TV. He's losing video game privileges for life.
Nah he gonna give that turd the belt
i wouldnt have a kid anymore after that, and i would probably go to jail too.
The gaming guy screaming in his daughters face through fright had me crying 😂🤣🤣😂🤣
lmao same
Lmao that's so funny i don't know the term to describe it 😂
What kind of a man would scream like that? And at the sight of a baby?? 🙄
@@keithsj10 ur mom
@@keithsj10 he was playing a horror game I think, and got surprised by his child idk that’s what I read somewhere
I was watching the part when the mouse went up his arm on my phone and I screamed and dropped my phone lol!😆
Me too!!!🤣😅
Glad I'm not the only one that got a jump scare from that. 😂
I spat my water all over the table also I thought the mop bit was going to get stuck under there fridge
I jumped! Lmao! I’m not afraid of mice, but this made me jump! I feel like less of a man, now. 😂😂
i was on my desktop pc watching at full screen and got my hand out of my mouse lol
The second clip 😂😂😂
2:55 JESUS. IS THE DOG OK
4:06 - Birds : "Our time is now! Strike the humans while they are suffering!"
the birds usually hunt the crabs/scallops thats brought by the waves
7:40 this is the start of a super villains story
Two face
@@edenjung9816 good one
5:41 I watched this one a dozen times. If I was the dad, I'd make sure this video is still around for the boy's' graduation from HS, graduation from college, and his wedding day. By that point they can laugh about it and the boy can be totally embarrassed!
I would asume hes grounded till collage annyway..
They probably taught him and thought it was funny. Then he does it here and it's suddenly a bad thing to do.
@@KenTheSteak college* it's not that hard to type words in correctly
@@itsraining3833 Im 12 and from skandinavia...
@@itsraining3833 iam 11 so shat the fuk ap
I'm just kidding, don't take it seriously
That dog at 7:02 be like: “Oh mommy’s playing with her new friend? I shouldn’t interrupt her”
Those dogs were so confused.
They got scared when they idiot screamed too xD
I thought more like he's going "Soo, you need my help, orrr... you -- you got this?"
3:30
That woman was 2 seconds away from earning a Darwin Award.
I know... such a shame she didn't.
@@aa-ze5cz she should've tripped
To make it worse, she was like 20 yards from a crosswalk! (It's my city, that's how I know.)
TV: Kid: Dad: "Welp. There goes your allowance for the rest of your childhood, and you'll STILL owe me money."
5:48 ... lord give me patience with these kids
He probably gonna taste the belt
@@Bradiscure-ux7be as he should
that was allll just for the camera.
@@Bradiscure-ux7be shit man had i of done that at 5, i still wouldn't be able to sit down now at 30
Something tells me this one is staged. The kid barely touches him. If you are holding something that is as valueable as a TV balanced like that you wouldn't react like that to a slight graze on the genitalia. What even are they trying to do? Why would he be just balancing the TV like that while the guy is no where in range to have the TV handed to him. They thought this out a little before hand so they put a towel there to protect the railing. If they are moving it down to ground level any person with a brain would move it through the inside stairs. I honestly can't believe I typed all this out. But there is even more that makes it seems staged or at the very least not in the slightest way the kids fault but the two adults who somehow thought this was a good idea and also the one adult who reacted like he had been shot after a small testicle touch.
0:32 scare the shit out of me, I threw the mouse on the floor, thanks FailArmy
Yep, me too.
My phone went flying 🤣🤣
I feel that xD scary as hell xD
yes me too
It's happened to me too. I jumped straight up from my chair 😅
0:33
That girly scream was EVERYTHING!!!
7:30 is a very contagious laugh 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Agreed 😂😂
8:32 i love their accent, hes angry but it feels gentle and funny, i love it
it was australian accent
@@susmagurung6856 license plate EU
@@somethingblank1589 It's a UK plate. Plate is from late 2007, early 2008.
@@Adam_Boots oh no,
I was pointing out that they couldn’t be Australian
Because they have the EU logo on the plate
@@somethingblank1589 Ah. I was narrowing it down. Didn't notice the EU stars on the plate at first as I was watching on my phone.
That last guy in the paint went home and contemplated murder, I promise you.
With friends like his...
I wouldn't blame him.
Justifiable.
Those friends are terrible, i pitty the guy
He seriously needs to get a sense of humour. The fact that he can not see the funny side to it makes it a thousand times funnier JSWWIA.
6:38 So satisfying
yeah, I hope she went straight to jail
And I'm hoping they got the package returned to the owner. Kudos to that lady for going after that other woman for stealing!
I wonder why do they even have a dog.!!?
@@javanpannadi to have as a pet, and they clearly weren't outside to begin with or the people wouldn't try to steal the parcel
She just tried to get her Adderall????????? WHAT THE FUCK, IS THE WHOLE WORLD ON DRUGS OR WHAT?
The owners of the Doberman have good hearts.
That poor dog.... I can't believe it flipped over the couch like that and actually broke the table. Like, damnnnn..... Unfortunate.
Reason 3431 why you shouldn't get your x-large dog all excited when you own glass furniture 🤣
Poor dog didn't know where to look!
@Basghetti Wigs Enthusiast Guild Obviously!
@Basghetti Wigs Enthusiast Guild You jealous?
I love how the last guy is too pissed to speak for the first minute 😂
The two dads were impressive as well. The one with the table smashing and the tv. They both just breathed and stayed calm af.
Drone alert
Yeah, either they handled the situation well or they were both just shocked. I liked how shocked the little dogs looked too lol
Were they supposed to get upset? Weird what some people find 'impressive'.
the one with the tv is a better man than me......I am not gonna lie I would have pulled my belt off and the kid would not sit right for a year
2:58 I love how the dog sleeping just got woke up by that and thinking what just happened lol
0:33 damn, I almost had a heart attack
I friggin screamed and dropped my phone at first!!! lol
6:33 The part where the thief had her leg run over by her accomplice was so good. Worthy of a chef's kiss, for sure.
timestamp?
@@foty8679 6:33
@@HighTher3 Her foot was not run over though!
Didn't even notice the rollover the leg🤣
@@TanjoGalbi yeh I think it was she started limping when the car left
5:41 that kid ran all the way over there just to punch him in the nads 😂😂
0:16 this dude is more mad than 10 seconds ago 😂😂😂😂😂
1:42 really worth his deeds!
totally deserved
No guy wears those fucking socks. Anyway they were straight up kicking the fucking glass.
The lady at 4:25. I need her in my life haha. She’s hilarious. She gets it.
I'm sure you can order one just like her off the internet - like the fella in the video did :D
Most women will laugh when you mess up and look stupid.
I love moment like that, when something funny happens and you manage to catch a stranger's eye and laugh/smile about it.
That boy at 4:35 😂😂😂😂
Gosh 0:27 I totally jumped and dropped my phone on my face lol 😂
LOL I’d be so scared omg . It’s huge and fast afff
6:37
Damn dude, how could you drive off like that? Almost ran her over. You think she isnt going to snitch after you did her that dirty?
But he got away with the package
Prior planning isn't typically high on a druggie's list of skills.
Poor fella sitting in the paint, rubbing his butt on the ground to get forward. I hope he can laugh about this clip by now, because I can't stop laughing my pants off. Man, this is legendary.
(2:00) "That got real". No, it's going to get real when you have to walk 15 miles around the lake to your car and then pay the tow/repair bill.
I have done that in GTA 🌝🌝
Come on man, don't be a deppresed crybaby.
I feel bad for the last guy. Its funny, but his friends were a bunch of total jackasses about it.
They’re just giving him shit.
@@WontSeeReplies too much shit is to much shit
Yeah his friends are jerks
you don't have any best friends then, or aren't a male with best friends. This is literally how male best friends react to one another in stupid ass situations like this.
@@wanderinwolf3804 no bro. I am an alien and I don't have any friends. He is not having it. And his friends are not helping him. Look how they changed their tone when he asked for help. If you think that's normal, maybe you should get some good friends.
6:35 crappiest accomplice ever. (The driver)
That was really messed up cause the package was gone as well
I was just wondering how the thief was able to talk with all those broken teeth that I would have given her.
@@Tjalve70 yea.. guess there's positives and negatives to having video evidence lol!
I want a link to the inevitable news story about this particular event 😆
@@greatwhitenorthlife2327 Well, the video camera didn't show the place where the thief was apprehended. So if I had simply grabbed onto the thief's head, and accidentally fallen, there would be no evidence that this was deliberate.
I don't know why it was so funny but the roadrage guy losing his cellphone was absolutely hilarious.
And 4:05 is exactly why all that crap should not be allowed on the beaches.
Yea classic, thats why you should just let it go. He would of been pissed after that.
The big guy covered in mud that walked the pitty had me dead!!💀💀💀😭😭
It was not mud... It is tar and he died later on because of that. The skin couldnt breath
5:45 that moment you think "why I didn't use condom..."
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bro that child has the fcking devil inside.
I think it was a setup with a bad tv for viral fame. 🙄
I swear that TV looked expensive, That Child could've just destroyed a 4k OLED TV Ngl
1:42 karma came back very fast.
I was waiting for him to crack his screen. Damn right deserved it!!
You are the only other person to comment about that i commented about it to
3:21 TIL that geese can crack windows by thwacking them with their wing.
They can break your neck too when angry. They are not to underestimate.
I'm pretty sure that was a bill thwack. :-)
Edit: I was wrong. It was a wing, wasn't it?
1:11 He got freaked out by his own child! That's HILARIOUS! 😂😂😂
5:24 is actually not a mistake. Very good that the pole fell down at that time and didn't hit someone. It would have fell down eventually, potentially killing someone.
OMG, the cat at the beginning of the video.😂😂😂😂😂
XD
Last one with the guy covered with paint will go down as an all time classic.
For sure 😂
so will the lawsuit
No it was just some sad bullies. We have way too many of them in the uk
Humour is dead...
1:54- Hilarious his cap says LEGEND 🤣 I bet his boat doesn't think so! 🤣😂🤣
I love how even the smaller dogs had the same expression as the guy sat down does 🤣
OmG 2:59 as many as I’ve seen this, I never noticed his face when he was running in!!! Too cute!!! Looking just like a big kid playing with his dog😂😂🥰
I hope they comforted that poor dog. They looked like they thought they were in trouble for breaking the table.
Man, I feel so sorry for the guy covered in all that paint... but it was pretty damn funny.😆😁😆
It was beyond the pale :-)
@@hazy33 👍👍👍
Why was he in the back of the van in the first place though?
@@fhlostonparaphrase I'm guessing the whole thing was a setup to begin with.
4:35 Was that crude oil?? That guy could very well be dead right now.
This is the best video you lot have given us in years.. I actually laughed and enjoyed this. Not once did I stop mid way though and watch something else. Stick to this format.
@doliio volay haha.
SAME
Idk how you laughed through this video... most of these mad me so fucking mad over how crazy stupid people and animals are. With that being said, I still enjoyed watching, just didn't laugh.
@@djkitty22 that time of the month?
@@ironmaiden5658 No, I just simply hate ignorant people. I'm not a people person and I judge. That's all.
3:28 would be a perfect "life comes at you fast" commercial.
That is US Route 7 in Rutland Vermont.
I laughed so hard, she just turned around and went "thunk" into the side of the truck. 😂
5:38 the face the "handyman" makes is priceless
That angry guy in the red hat walking face first into the light post will never not be funny. 😊
thief (finally) : “dude I was just trying to steal your adderal” lmao people are sick
🤣 I thought that was what she said too, but I think she said: " I was checking your address."
She said "address", the caption writer was on Adderall
I don't get the Adderall part. It's nasty stuff if you don't need it for meds and it's addictive. Easy to overdose. It's like super coffee energy drink. It makes you feel awful. Not to mention dangerous. It will mess you up and not in a good way. If you want to stay awake then drink coffee or take a 100mg caffeine pill like a normal person. If coffee gives you acid reflux then the pill is for you.
Adderall misuse includes: "The risks range from restlessness, aggression, and increased blood pressure and heart rate to stomach problems, paranoia, psychosis, seizures, heart attack, and stroke, according to the National Institute on Drug Abuse".
I've had psychosis due to alcohol. Can describe it as a supercharged nightmare you can't wake up from. Can take hours to recover from it, if you're lucky! I was lucky. I could have easily drowned in my own vomit.
@@rowenkylee5627 - Well, now I'm picturing you in a room filled seven feet deep with your own vomit.
It maybe just a vomit vat.
I hope you're doing a lot better these days.
@@FuzzyElf The psychosis scared me straight. I don't drink like that anymore. Beer and wine is okay. Anything stronger I'll let someone else drink.
Well done for cracking your own windscreen....shows what kind of person you are!
3:06 that dog is probably made out of metal
Or the table is made of glass and that's a fully grown dobberman, so roughly 40 kg of dog dropping on the table.
Lol the lady screaming like a victim after getting caught while stealing 🥴
LET GO OF MEEEE!!!!!!
Yeah right, Karen. Like we're gonna do that. Enjoy 5+ years in prison.
Usually that works if the person that caught her was man. She pretend that she's the victim, when others intervene, the man lets go and the thief then runs away.
the cat scene and the craked windscreen is just the soughta instant karma i love!
Agree!
They should’ve used the foot as a distraction and turned the wipers on instead!
LMAO, I lost it when he slammed the door on him.
2:40 calm conversation Chester Bennington MYSELLLLLLLFFFFF LOL also rip Chester
Just what I needed today... thanks guys! ❤
Me to without stupid people I'd have nothing to laugh at
Your weird
4:00 the way people are screaming, you would think the water is made of lava. You're at the beach, waves happen
1:45 is giving me GTA V flashbacks trying to escape Merrywether, while being shot at driving as Michael down that rapid river with Trevor screaming at me from the back of the boat! LOL!
Same
yeha ikr lol
Same
0:30 is a literal jumpscare.
I almost pooed my pants.
@@Sasquatch10 My phone fell.
I let go of my phone when it happened lel
I moved the same arm he was holding the broom lol
The fact the girl that stole the women’s package TRIED to deny it was stupid
Not really. Depending on where they live, by not only denying it, but demanding to be let go, it might open the woman that chased her down up to a lawsuit or charges. Generally speaking it's best to let thieves go, especially if you have cameras. Otherwise you risk getting a charge yourself. Especially since she's gotten all the way to the road.
To be clear, I'm not saying that the thief was in the right. Just that the lady who chased her down did something just about as stupid.
@@kyletucker3811 how was the person stopping the their stupid? She did the right thing then most wouldn’t do. She stopped them so the person who stole the package or was bringing it to the car could get caught.
The lady who stole it was dumb enough to not get in the car fast enough lol
@@kyletucker3811she asked “how did you get in my house”
the thief went into her house apparently. It’s not just a porch pirate
I remember going to my grandmas house in Jamaica a few years ago and was trying to clean under her fridge for her when a scorpion ran out from under. I really felt that rat clip 😂
I would never recover from the scorpion one
@@KimJongUnnie Me either!
I am never cleaning under my frig again!
@@KimJongUnnie I still haven't. I'm from the UK, I'm really not used to such things haha
This video should be mandatory viewing before anyone starts their day. It's impossible not to feel happy after watching!
3:18 if that happened I would be running, lol
6:36
What they did was wrong, but she needs to consider getting some new friends. 😂
They drove off in a flash and left her. I’m glad though. “I was trying to get your address” lol hate thieves.
"I was trying to get your ADDRESS" Adderall is what the captioner was on when listening.
ikr I noticed that too! She didn't fking say Adderall, smh
btw, how is that an excuse "I just tried to get your address"? Umm, to see if the package belongs to that house or not? I don't think so.
"Dude, I was just trying to get your address" with the box on your porch, running at full speed to the get away car.
03:52. That's a Tsunami. no laughing matter at all.
9:21 gotta be the most worst guy ever to drive the van. My respect for the man who was trapped in the van forever.
The dog walker, breathless and covered in mud saying "Don't f***kin. Talk to me." Haha their level of total doneness is so relatable xD xD
The last one was such a big win for his freinds. Epic!
Don't you mean ex-friends? If my mates did that to me, they will no longer be my mates. Period.
@@francoisgrobbelaar8821 If they had done that to me, they would no longer have had a van.
With friends like that who needs enemies?
More like bullieing.
@@whiteguy4282 - With fiends like this, who needs enemas?
0:50 this has ALWAYS been a fear of mine, exactly why I never even take my phone out of the pocket in a moving vehicle unless the windows are closed or somethin 😭
Lost his temper, lost his phone this guy keeps losing in life.
Lol, around 7:00 - 7:10 -7:17 can we just appreciate the dog and the cat..?! 😂
I didn't even notice the tiny white form. I think it moves like a dog, though.
@@FuzzyElf ahh, lol, good eye..! .'D
Legend has it that John is still stuck in the van, peeling off the paint.
If that dude in the van has mates like that, imagine what his enemies would be like!
7:07 CALL THE POLICE. slowly taking the phone out of the pocket! lol
Thank you for putting subtitles failarmy. Sometimes its hard to understant the english when you are not native.
Somebody really missed the target, though, saying "Adderall" when it was clearly "address." Autocorrect?
@@FuzzyElf LoL i think so
4:35, this is exactly how normal people can become ghost or humanoid monster at Night....
This is how 106 is born
I think you become one of those ghosts who aren't aware they are one like in 3:32
@AvengeVoltaire maybe bitumen
@AvengeVoltaire I thought it was oil
I like that there are two guys in this that go 'don't say anything'. The one covered in mud with the dog cracked me up the most. I can relate. But the guy covered in paint at the end was the best.
the one with the mouse running up the handle (the second one made) me jump back! that's a fail and a half right there!!
2:25 free wash
6:37 there is no honor amongst thieves.
5:45 rip kid lel 😂😂😂
I nearly dropped my rich tea when the rat came out
0:31
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