The Truth About Donald Trump’s Unpresidented Future
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Has anyone asked how Trump's slackers got to New York? Was it at taxpayer
expense, and on congressional time?
Yes it was magrat traitor greedy told on them.
No need to ask. All their travel is covered. It's a moot point.
They had to try and hold their scam impeachment inquiry at 11:00pm that night and that broke down to a school yard brawl thanks to Moscow Marge
more wasteful than the special investigation & Biden impeachment inquiry into Biden? The list goes on for fiscal waste by the party for "fiscal responsibility".
It was, and it was.
My favourite red tie VP contestant was Vivek Ramaswamy, who gave the most perfect example of a Freudian slip when he said....
"I pray for our future, and let’s pray for our country being stronger on the other side of this disgusting sham politician" he quickly corrected himself with "Prosecution"
I saw that. I laughed so hard I thought I'd crap myself. 😅🤣😂😂😂
That was priceless!
Honestly, he just makes me sad. This is a guy who was told by an interviewer (paraphrasing) "I agree with everything you said, but I won't vote for you because you're Indian." and his response on Twitter boiled down to "oh, okay..." as his own followers mocked him!
Have SOME self-respect for crying out loud!
@@lukehamilton2900 Him or any of the other followers having self-respect is like telling water to not be wet, not possible for them.
The truth will out.
I keep telling people Nixon at least knew he was beat! 😂😂😂😂😂
He also didn't hide in the White House bunker just because there were protestors on the street outside.
You're so right about the $2 billion for the documents.
I agree...have been saying it since I read bout it.
Hard to believe this is our REALITY
Well, Americans are just allowing people like him to do whatever they want. Instead, they should never be voted into office.
Why is that?
Aren't you the same folks that vote for people who say they believe men can
magically transform into women?
I mean talk about lack of self-awareness.
"There is no class so pitiably wretched as that which possesses money and nothing else."
Andrew Carnegie
Exactly 💯
Everyone who does a dirty deed for trump gets used then thrown under the bus. EVERY SINGLE ONE! Where does he find these idiots?
Well, there is an old saying, attributed to the 17th century french poet Nicolas Boileau, that goes; "The fool always finds a greater fool to admire him."
@@theyakkoman I new there were fools here, just not so many. Clearly nearly half the country if you judge by vote count.
"There's a sucker born every minute" , P.T. Barnum was a GD prophet
Bus stops?
@@blipco5 Not that bad it's closer to 40%. Republicans have been a minority rule power for the last 25 years. Gerrymandering is the LEAST offensive form of fixing the vote that the republicans do!
Thank you, Christopher Titus!!! I hope people are watching.
“Make it stop” MY SENTIMENTS EXACTLY 🎉
Keep speaking the truth, Titus.
But.... its actually not 🤷♂️
He has done nothing but tell you the same lies that MSNBC and all the rest have put out.
@@clintcarter2565 oh go away and get a life
Me too, Chris. Me too. LOCK HIMUP ALREADY!!
My favorite part is when he leaves at the end and you can still hear him yelling about things.
We're right here in the Twilight Zone with you, Titus.
Trumps plan is to Walk slowly and carry a big stink
Please make it STOP🤯
That would be called VOTING!!!!!!!!!!!!
@dougofthewoodsdouglasb5505 I agree, but we all voted him out in 2020 and the 💩 show seems never-ending.
The public will never know what DJT sold.
True, but if you go by history they will be unhappy with whatever they got. Like his "university". Nobody wins when dealing with Trump.
Have good idea though. Wasnt long before hamas broke through Israel's iron dome, always helping russia ( as long as trump is alive ), gotta keep helping china ( ivanka gotta keep her patents safe ), STRANGE TRUMP DOESNT WANT TO HELP OUR ALLIES !!!!
He told the Saudi Prince that for a cool Billion in donations he would stop the transition to EVs in America. At the same time Biden tried to stop the transition to EVs in America from China. After everyone says there is no EV demand they put a 100% tariff on China EVs? Why ban something nobody wants? Also Tesla production ramp continues.
Yes, we will. It may take a long time but it will come out.
Donald J. Trump has done nothing wrong! Vote for the great Donald J. Trump for a better America and future! 🇺🇸
Calling Greg Gutfeld a "Comedian" is an insult to actual Comedians.
I think that would apply to Titus more than it would Gutfeld these days.
Let's keep it real.
Titus and Joy Behar some exactly the same these days.
@@st.michaelofcigarillo2845 And Titus and Joy are in a sexual relationship.
@@st.michaelofcigarillo2845You're the same guy who said Trump will be reinstated in August 2021 and the ghost of JFK Jr. will do the honors in Dallas. *Nothing* coming out of your mouth should be believed by *anyone!*
@@st.michaelofcigarillo2845 , dream on, fool.
@@st.michaelofcigarillo2845
Keep the 🐂 💩 flowing. It’s all you losers have left.
Love your show
If that's the case I've got to assume you absolutely love
"The View".🤣
@@st.michaelofcigarillo2845 Just like you love Don Poorleone's orange man-goo dripping down your chin. 🤪
@@st.michaelofcigarillo2845you’re watching , duh
@@piratecaptcornbreadred2012 "Then why are you watching"
I swear.
Progressives only have like 2 or 3 plays in their entire playbook.
Like get some new plays already.
But I guess regurgitating what others say is something you should expect from cultists isn't it? 🤣
@@piratecaptcornbreadred2012 I mean let's be honest.
Titus and Joy Behar agree on literally everything.
You don't find that to be cringe at all?
Would you do one of these on our TX governor?
He was completely impotent in the position until he jumped on trmps coattails.
He just pardoned someone for murder while others sit in prison for 40 years for moving a 1lb of cannabis.
Together with our attorney general, Paxton who is so corrupt that 7 of his deputies signed a letter to HR saying he was guilty of crimes that border on the RICO act. When he was brought up for impeachment 2 years later it was discovered that letter was still 'under review.'
All the while, they have state guard from other states trampling our locals on the border towns. There's no overrun border, that's been a doctored political prop.
Not to mention, they came up with an immigration law that was supported by the mass majority of border guard and then denied it so trmp could be the one to hit the switch and get credit.
Don't get me started on abortion. Tyler, TX is an international sex trafficking hub and you end up with 13year-olds meeting a cut doctor from craigslist at a motel for $350.
Please help us. xD
Dallas, TX
Thank you Chris. I agree. This madness needs to stop. The silence after trump loses (again) and goes to jail will be deafening.
Right there with you gibbering in the corner. Keep on Preaching the Word Brother !
Trump making History for all the wrong reasons. 😂
Why do you vote for people that say they believe men can magically transform
into women?
I mean do you not look in the mirror and think to yourself
"What kind of fool am I"?
It's an impossible position to defend.
That's why EVERYONE who tries to defend it has to instantly go to
ad hominem attacks and appeal to emotion fallacies when trying to
defend it.
Yet you vote for them .
Why is that?
Sorry, but Christianity has become a sick joke in the US.
But he's not to blame! Donald J. Trump 2024 for a better America and future! 🇺🇸
I love watching you from 🇨🇦 🍁
It was great to see you on Texas Paul 👍
Loved you on Texas Paul.
I feel your pain, Chris. Right there with you🤬🤬🤬
YES! MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!!!!
Love it Chris! SPOT ON AS ALWAYS! ROFL 🤣
Can Biden just use his immunity and get rid of trump already.
With that immunity Joe should just declare himself the next POTUS, who needs an election when our guy’s in power.
Ginger showed me your show and I subscribed right away.
totally agree with you Titus !!! MAKE IT STOP !!! WTF !!! STOP THE WORLD I WANNA GET OFF !!!
The ranting after he gets up is my reaction too.
Titus is my spirit animal.
I feel EXACTLY the same way. I had to have my doctor increase my Zoloft to keep myself from screaming at the tv every day. It sounded pretty much like you did in this video.
The 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse and TFG is the ANTICHRIST🤷♀️
Dang it I miss you guys. 😡🤬 Kinda got sick for a year or two. 💕
I am so glad I have found these videos. Love these and the podcast. Hope to come out to your show in Cincinnati.
I needed this 😊 thanks 💙
I feel your pain Titus, my sense of humor has it's limits just like my patience and sanity.
Once again, thank you, Chris, for making it all clear!!👍
1:30 🤣 that's the greatest artist representation I've ever f*cking seen, it's beautiful1!!!
I love his frustrated screaming as he walks out of the studio. Chris, we feel the exact same way. Only we get to laugh while youre probably stewing for hours.
Love Michael Cohen. Meidas Touch Network
Trump's crimes makes Nixon look like a kid who only got caught with his hand in a cookie jar.
😂😂😂 totally
Looking at cases like Bret Favre's, I would say that the Republican party has been manipulating the American mindset since the civil rights act. I think that the filching of US Treasury money has been going on for decades across the red states, by the red manipulators. But yes, Trump made himself the pinnacle of crime. like we knew he would be. America slow motion watched him do this over decades. PLEASE wake up, America!
Long live Titus!!
Love it
I always love his walk off rants. It sounds like me yelling at my phone while watching news stories
Keep speaking the truth in your uniquely entertaining way!
Pipsqueek is my little 14 yr old 8 lb Yorkie, when I ramble like Chris does pipsqueek looks at me as if he knows where he gets his attitude from❣️❣️❣️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Dam Mr. Titus, best tag line ever "Make it Stop!"
If Trump gets found guilty he's looking at probation up to 20 years in prison and that is exactly what's wrong with our country. D list celebrity. rich privilege
Listening to his outro rant and agreeing with every word 👍
The Speaker of the House is the third in line to the presidency--not the second.
Here is the second in line because the vice president is the first in line and he is second after her
Here is the President.... The (1st) in line is the Vice President, and the (2nd) in line after that is the Speaker of the House...
😂😂😂
I hate this timeline.
Keep going Chris!!!!
Thank you you are the best 👍🏽👏
You're sure a trip Titas, that's what I like about you, your honest but hilarious at the same time 😅😅, Keep up the pressure
I'm so sorry, Christopher.
I genuinely feel you😩
Dump for prison 2024.
Google is also saying as he appeals it he can be out on bail
If found Guilty, even if he appeals he will have the title as a Convicted Felon.
Amen.
Chris you kill me! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I HATE living in Ohio.
You don't understand. Cohen did it out the kindness of his heart.😂
But I am mesmerized by his accordion hands, I am powerless to see reality except how he frames it for me.
Yup!!!!
I feel just like Titus. How many days of pure idiocy do we have to go through?
Thanks for the video
Trump is really mean to Barron !lol
Crazy stuff 😂
Murica 😂😂😂😂
lol MAKE IT STOP
That should be the Biden campaign slogan.
Your disclaimer was wonderful 😂😂😂 and your rant about DrSeuss! They're banning DrSeuss & doing this!😂😂
"Enjoy your free speech..." Mike Johnson - R
you got 1 thing wrong, Eric was there as well, but I can understand since he don't stand out, even the Orange Turd don't remember him.
should just put him in custody, he cant pay his bail.
The US going to be an exciting place in November.
we all need to remember to share these videos to all social media
Oh... Just wait! There's more!
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." -HST
SEND IN THE CLOWNS ....
everything you say is how im feeling and thinking. Make it stop. for sure.
Check out the Lincoln project commercials lol
0:47 "It is so hard to keep up with the MENU OF FELONIES of the former president."
😳💯
“Having a thousand different ladies is pretty cool, I've learned in my life. I also found out that having one woman a thousand different times is more satisfying.”
-Wilt Chamberlain
How the Bible sales going ? Them gorgeous shoes gotta b flying off the shelves.
As an "outsider", I'm just gobsmacked that a guy who is facing multiple felony charges - _including incitement of insurrection_ - can still be allowed to run for POTUS. Really, W in T actual F?
M.A.G.A one felony at a time
That courtroom sketch of Michael Cohen looks to me more like John Kerry.
Yeah, I watched a little bit of Aon and Fox News today to see their take on things and all it was was fair mongering all through the broadcast.I'm wanting people to be afraid of all their neighbors
The speaker of the house is third in the line of succession
This guy makes you Crave Nixon!! Lol
😉😉
Again and still is and has a few more to attend. And shouldn't be able to give immunity to itself.
Time for the DJT crime family enablers to be held accountable.
Love yah, dude. I'm a big fan. Christopher, keep up the good work you're doing.
You sir are total hilarity but I could feel your feel your blood pressure from here at the end of the video LOL love you bro awesome😂😂😂
😢
Love the way "fixer" is thrown around like an actual job title in a college syllabus. Normalization from the the drumpf era.
I bet Nixon's ghost is saying " Yay, I'm no longer considered the worst president." George W. is probably quietly happy too.