My top secret clearance required an EXTENSIVE investigation, to include them contacting my exhusband. I did 3 polygraphs, and they audited my finances. Why any of these people were approved is a mystery.
Well maybe those people's ex-partners where "indispose", they couldn't find their financial records because they were "lost", and the polygraph machine was "broken" and figured 'eh, if my buddy says you're good who am I to argue?'
I agree 💯%... My security clearance took 8 months! They call, visit, review EVERY contact, address, situation you list. NO stone goes unturned. Trump has repeatedly put the security & safety of our entire Country at risk- due to his egocentric, narcissistic, unable-to-EVER-tell-the-truth personality. C'mon Congress- do your thing! It's time!!!
@Paul B You don't know him very well, do you? Not quite at a "justin y" level of content commentary, but New Message usually has quality over quantity. BTW. Structurally and visually you are beneath New Message. So who is the troll? (Edit- forgetting proper question mark usage since 1984)
@Chunkboi. I had to see for myself if I typed *Sauce* by mistake or if it was your comeback joke :) Good one... You are now at Stephen's Colbert's funny level and I had to lol about it. Love it!
@Paul B Oy?! Agreeing or adding positively to the original posts message is not trolling. Check out these wonderful things called "dictionaries". You may learn something.
It could be all 25 security denials were invalid. No secrets were compromised. It could just be a group of unqualified people running the country. What could possibly go wrong?
dannykumite Thanx! So happy you figured this out! Now we can all sleep peacefully knowing our country is in such good shape. ...i wish Thanx for a good laugh!
I guess you didn't read the report of the interview with her. You don't need a security clearance. The biggest complaint was that documents weren't being stored in secure areas.
A visiting nurse was testing my dad's memory and one of the questions was, "Who's the President?". I told her afterwards that, depending on one's opinion, forgetting who the current President is may not be a sign of a memory problem, but simply wishful thinking.
Trouble is its s global ecomomy and WHEN we go down, and we will, likely this year. You and everyon else goes down too. Not to mention the climate issue you may have heard about. I wish it werent true, i would move to canada with relatives there, but it is true and we are all going down, stock up on staples etc, im a dead man personally, medically dependent, i go first, yippee.
Don Fields the world is doing fine ... and climate change? The rest of the world is doing its part despite one nation going back in time.... everybody can go down but no more lower than trump’s America.... good luck with that....
Troy - I'm a Canadian, and while this may be 'entertaining' for some, for me it is heartbreaking. The system of government in the US enables an obviously corrupt and unfit liar to remain in 'office', destroying the country from the inside. Let's hope American people of good will and intelligence will stop this chaos and rebuild in a new and better way. It just seems to be going from bad to worse to worst.
2:54 I just love the natural, easy rapport between John and Stephen. John's laugh is great...and I love how it cracks Stephen up! So organic...not scripted.
@first last The one I'm the most concerned about is Bolton. After reviewing his publicly available past deeds, I have to wonder how he even gets a Visitor Pass to the White House! As for the rest of this Dumpster Fire Clown Show, they aren't getting much in the way of reality based 'security' briefings, per the NSA.😉 🔥🎈🤡💨 I seem to have forgotten which of the members of this abomination/administration gave the Russians Classified Intel from/about Israel, less than a month after the Occupation began? Anyone?
@first last Indeed it was! With no US media also not allowed in, but rather, only the Russian Media...which is how WE found out about it! Gosh, how do you say "plant some bugs" in Russian? Dolzevania!
I want to sue my former employer for nepotism. You've come to the right place. We specialize in nepotism cases here at O'Brian, O'Brian, O'Brian, and O'Brian, Attorneys At Law.
Holy crap! You're on fire tonight! Joe Biden, Nathan Lane, Queer Eye. And... Stephen, God help me, I even love the tie. It actually picks up the brown of the wood in your set. Thanks to you and your entire cast and crew for another great show. :)
SOmething really preposterous about this from my particular viewpoint....... I grew up in a Bohemian environment with jazz and blues musicians, painters and sculptors, the original hippy-beatnik scene. My first psilocybin experience was a birthday gift brought back from South America by Jerry Garcia. First-ever psychedelic experience was with pharma-grade mescaline. I've experienced some wonderful intergalactic visits in my 60 years....... now, in 1990-ish I applied for my first security clearance when hired by a quite fantastic electromagnetic spectrum research facility. 11 years prior to that I'd been set up by a guy I'd been giving black Afghani hashish...... deliberately hooked me up to a narc. I was busted in '79 on ridiculously extensive charges but served 2 years probation, my record was expunged. On the security clearance application, the question "have you ever been convicted of any felony...... even if your record was expunged.....?" I was entirely forthcoming about everything related to the charges and *conviction..... a couple days later I'm called down to the security chief; she shows me my lengthy, but forthcoming account of my criminal past. "Are you SURE you want to be this revealing?" My answer was I've got nothing to hide, I'm following instructions exactly, would never deceive....... I don't know exactly what she was thinking but I KNOW I left her with the impression I was (what should be) an excellent candidate for a security clearance....... the investigator comes back to me with "you indicated you were arrested, charged, convicted for CDS charges..... I can't find ANYTHING on that....." I explained that was because my record was expunged. He replied "you were supposed to indicate that....." I replied "I DID...... FULLY......" Am I not too-honest ENOUGH? To paraphrase Captain Binghampton, "WHAT is it McHale, WHAT WHAT WHAT?????" I actually was tempted to tell him "I'm testin' YOU, son....... I was just kiddin'!!!" That wouldn't have amused him in the least. I'd already said "the Mafia trusts me" but I think he dismissed the remark. SOme kids had Batman and Robin for heroes, mine were Bonanno and Gambino :) I was actually astonished and amazed when the investigator personally delivered my clearance on day 89 of 90 allocated to decide. You can entrust national defense secrets to this beatnik-hippy-artist-bandleader-cultural-unity-loving-3D animator raised on Salvador Dali and Miles Davis, but I admit something makes me particularly nervous about people so focused on obtaining a clearance with NO PRIOR NEED and WHAT SKILLS??- in fact those people and their ilk are discussed by this fabulous visionary above :). Those people with such obstacles thus far will, hopefully, find another program of employment. Have ya ever been really annoyed with someone who, when they see the effect they have, go ahead and crank it up..... and they're your superior? How dare you. Right. Who knows what the hopeful Secret Squirrels are up to, given the abominable effects of their patriarch? We'll git 'em for you, Dad. THey're not grateful to you nor for you? We'll take care of it...... yikes. Actually, it's the people who have a professional gut feeling this whole exercise has a sketchy stink to it...... sniff that milk once more...... erm...... hmmmm..... nahhhh...... But....... they're "Ivy League top-shelf people" aren't they...... the subjects under careful consideration....... you can't possibly get more "RED neck WHITE socks BLUE Ribbon beer American" than the disputed and sketchy subjects herewith. I believe you don't get a clearance without a highly qualified sponsor (i.e; USDoD Joint Spectrum Center, CENTEL, DARPA, etc.)...... and at that, your position and duties are considered strongly. DO they have a "need to know"? Sounds more like a personal need than one truly in the interest of national defense. You'd need a phenomenally qualified pathological liar with unconditional immunity and unequivocal disregard for good character to exert authority great enough to waive obstacles to the award of a security clearance. THAT ALONE could take years of laborious effort, finding any individual in American government that fits such credentials. Maybe the hopeful candidates could open an online suggestion box to assist their search for such a qualified sponsor. Oh yeah..... from above, *conviction. Expungement is a blessing....... I'd called State Police, County Police, FBI, and DEA..... explained I was in process for a security clearance, wondered if they could ascertain the sanitization of records...... none of them could see anything, but explained all it will take is a CDS arrest and we go all the way back to square one. And if a DoD investigator came back to me thinking I must be lying to him....... so anyone with an expungement...... don't fuggitup.
If only she incorrectly redacted information on a computer file allowing it to be copied and pasted into any word processing application to bypass the redaction...
Derek likes basketball please let me work in that White House I would say “Mr. President, people believe you’re not smart enough to coordinate with Russia if they wanted to help you.. even Obama and Hillary think so I heard it on Fox and Friends!”
Joshua Keys 2 million to shake his hand, and there better be a sink nearby. As for lunch, I'll take mine in the other room. I'd upchuck if I had to listen to lies about the Mueller probe.
Mr. Colbert.... You may NEVER see this but... I have a request... If you believe in the climate change... Could you maybe encourage those that have influence, just like you, to please spread more awareness to it? I hope that if enough people can see that it is a problem, someone could do something about it... Thank you.
What, and reveal the fact to the public that we're really heading into a new mini ice age like the Younger Dryas? That's not entertainment. He's just doing a job. He gets good money to run this kind of show. Colbert talking about the twelve thousand year cycle will only destroy his ratings. He'd never do that, he's a shill.
After I left a government job, I was told once..."NO TRAVEL OUTSIDE THE USA FOR THREE YEARS." This is serious stuff. Thank goodness that was over 40 years ago and now I have problems remembering were I left my darn car keys...lol.
Wow. I wish I could get a pass if I ever fail a drug test for a potential job. I could just say, "well, I did do all those drug in the recent past, but I didn't do those drugs while in my search for a job. So, yeah...When do I start?"
Of course a security clearance is nothing without access being granted by superior. Donnie and his pack would never abuse that, now would they, even for petty political reasons? Of course not. You can sleep soundly.
@iNews - The Mueller report is still not public. All we have are letters from Attorney General Barr to Congress. Mr. Barr reported that Special Counsel Mueller did not find chargeable evidence of coordination between the Trump campaign and the Russian government. Special Counsel Mueller did affirm the findings of the U.S. intelligence community that Russia did interfere in the 2016 U.S. election. On the investigation into obstruction of justice, Special Counsel Mueller did not reach a conclusion. Attorney General Barr made the decision not to charge Trump with obstruction of justice but this decision is very controversial because Mr. Barr reported that Special Counsel Mueller did NOT exonerate Trump on this charge. Hope this helps.
I love that Fox News or AKA Trump News said it was a janitor Is trying to cover this up badly like always with something so fake saying it was a janitor that said some details bet he had clearance too
This is for Mr. Stephen Colbert! Where is the tie you should wear today? I saw you bet and I thought you lost... I would like to see the tie on you. :)
I think Ms. Newbold is very brave to come forward with this information. She’s worked for both Democrat and Republican administrations, so she’s obviously not motivated by partisan sentiments. She just wants what’s best for the country. It makes me sick that they moved things out of her reach because of her size. It’s the worst kind of petty bullying. Even kids in the school yard don’t act that badly. The people who did it should be ashamed, if they have any shame.
2 weeks for the procedural turnaround is a extremely efficient. Try the immigration papers. The unit for counting the amount of time on waiting for the USCIS response is month.
@kitty katt - so are many Americans worried. The end-timers who support Trump don't care and why would they? Once you believe the end is near you don't need to worry about the future. Of course, for those of us who believe we are not living in the end-times, security matters. Thanks for your kind thoughts.🇺🇸
Fails background check, gets security clearance. Creates PDF files incorrectly, gets dismissed for 2 weeks without pay. This makes absolutely zero sense
20 years of federal service and she gets suspended for something her assistant should be doing. It's reported she "adjudicates" clearances so i assume she's not there to scan pdfs.
I'm disappointed that I've yet to see a comment mention that this administration has a love for pdf files, including one sitting in the oval office. We all remember how he endorsed Roy Moore.
I live in Europe so I applied for my White House security clearance at the nearest geographical office.
The Kremlin.
Lol
You will be good as long as you are not Muslim Arab or Mexican
Alan Heath lol
" There's no proof that he's done anything Bad in the Future!" LOL had me rolling! 😂🤣😆😆
My top secret clearance required an EXTENSIVE investigation, to include them contacting my exhusband. I did 3 polygraphs, and they audited my finances. Why any of these people were approved is a mystery.
Viscera Trocar hey, someone has to destroy the evidence, donchya know
Well maybe those people's ex-partners where "indispose", they couldn't find their financial records because they were "lost", and the polygraph machine was "broken" and figured 'eh, if my buddy says you're good who am I to argue?'
But that's the point - they _weren't_ approved. The checks and balances worked as they should but were simply overridden by Drumpf.
I agree 💯%... My security clearance took 8 months! They call, visit, review EVERY contact, address, situation you list. NO stone goes unturned. Trump has repeatedly put the security & safety of our entire Country at risk- due to his egocentric, narcissistic, unable-to-EVER-tell-the-truth personality. C'mon Congress- do your thing! It's time!!!
Remember when Obama rolled his sleeves up in the Oval Office? I'm surprised America ever recovered from that scandal.
People who roll their sleeves are usually hard workers. Also a saying, a man that keeps both hands in his pockets doesn't get much work done :)
or when he placed his feet on the resolute desk, scandalist.
Ella Mone omg the selfie stick was the worst.
God just imagine if Obama did this 😂 Fox News had a field day when Obama wore a helmet while on a bike 😂
Fox Noise is fulla crap. They tried to make a scandal out of Obama using Dijon mustard
I remember that. They said Putin was manly because he had no shirt on.
Honestly, you should always wear a helmet if you are riding bikes, scooters, and probably also horses
Dark Energy 37 Obama has a brain to protect. That’s one reason why he was so anathema to Fox News.
To be fair I understand why republicans think it is pointless to protect that area of the head with a helmet... ^^
The first Security Clearance denial he had to override? Probably his own.
@Paul B
You don't know him very well, do you? Not quite at a "justin y" level of content commentary, but New Message usually has quality over quantity.
BTW. Structurally and visually you are beneath New Message. So who is the troll?
(Edit- forgetting proper question mark usage since 1984)
Mark Williams Thank you & l completely agree w/your comment!👏👏👏👏👏👏
LOL and if Trump worked at McDonalds he would need more security clearance in order to be hired hahaha.
Ella Mone “Sorry, you aren’t cleared for secret sauce.”
@Chunkboi. I had to see for myself if I typed *Sauce* by mistake or if it was your comeback joke :) Good one... You are now at Stephen's Colbert's funny level and I had to lol about it. Love it!
Are federal employees not unionized? How could a 14 day suspension under those circumstances stand in a unionized environment?
"But your honor.. all those murders happened BEFORE the trial.. so... Move for dismissal?"
Paul B
Paid? I thought he was doing this for fun!
@Paul B your right we shouldn't troll the Orange Ogre in Office. its not like we have a rule for freedom of speech.
@Paul B
Oy?! Agreeing or adding positively to the original posts message is not trolling. Check out these wonderful things called "dictionaries". You may learn something.
@Paul B Projecting much?
@Paul B How much time do you save typing like an inbred preteen?
How does he get by with giving HIS KID VOLUNTEERS Security Clearance to the nation's most sensitive secrets!
Simple! He just do what he always does, yell out: "FAKE news from FAKE media!". Its actually a magic spell, see?
@Dennis Szabo Y'know when put that way, it totally makes sense. If only someone could find the reversal spell quick!
@ J Dial
You Are kidding...right???
It could be all 25 security denials were invalid. No secrets were compromised. It could just be a group of unqualified people running the country. What could possibly go wrong?
dannykumite Thanx! So happy you figured this out! Now we can all sleep peacefully knowing our country is in such good shape.
...i wish
Thanx for a good laugh!
The weekends are so sad without you Stephen!! ☮️💜
White House clearance sale! Everything must Go!
Can I buy the raccoon on top of the president's head? 🤔
As ordered by Putin's request
@Raxta Emu 😂😂😂
How much for the football?
He takes it away from people who criticize him and hands it out to corrupt cronies.
Remember when wearing a tan suit was considered a security risk
Remember when Obama rolled his sleeves up in the Oval Office? I'm surprised America ever recovered from that.
😆😆😆😆
No it was him putting mustard on his burger.
😂🤣
I think Paul Manafort had a $15,000 tan suit made from exotic baby kangaroo pouch and ball bag.
You get a security clearance and you get a security clearance and you get a security clearance 😄😅😂
"...not you, Eric"
Check under your seat, everybody gets a security clearance
I guess you didn't read the report of the interview with her. You don't need a security clearance. The biggest complaint was that documents weren't being stored in secure areas.
@@psilynt1 yeah they where getting passed around in WhatsApp
Also a very public House Oversight and Reform Committee memo on politico.
Stephen provides me with the comic relief I need, especially when I remember who the President is.
A visiting nurse was testing my dad's memory and one of the questions was, "Who's the President?". I told her afterwards that, depending on one's opinion, forgetting who the current President is may not be a sign of a memory problem, but simply wishful thinking.
retnavybrat Thank you 🙏 for a good laugh 😂
I always enjoy 😉 your comments ♥️👏👏👏👏
@@theresagassett9791 Thank _you_ for the kind words. 🙂
retnavybrat You’re welcome!😊 Good to see you here 👍
I'm not even surprised anymore. Nothing but sheer entertainment for us here in Canada. You poor Americans
Trouble is its s global ecomomy and WHEN we go down, and we will, likely this year. You and everyon else goes down too. Not to mention the climate issue you may have heard about. I wish it werent true, i would move to canada with relatives there, but it is true and we are all going down, stock up on staples etc, im a dead man personally, medically dependent, i go first, yippee.
Don Fields the world is doing fine ... and climate change? The rest of the world is doing its part despite one nation going back in time.... everybody can go down but no more lower than trump’s America.... good luck with that....
Appreciate your concern, Canada.
By the way: any space for a few folks in Toronto, by any chance? 😏
Troy - I'm a Canadian, and while this may be 'entertaining' for some, for me it is heartbreaking. The system of government in the US enables an obviously corrupt and unfit liar to remain in 'office', destroying the country from the inside. Let's hope American people of good will and intelligence will stop this chaos and rebuild in a new and better way. It just seems to be going from bad to worse to worst.
@@sanjaymadireddi We can't do shit against the coming ice age. Very soon it will only be about survival.
Oh ya! Stephan you rock!
Aide: Why did you grant the pizza delivery guy security clearance?
Trump: He gave me some extra garlic bread from a leftover delivery.
Never mind a security clearance. I want a clearance of everyone in the White House.
Courage Karnga Yes: “Going out of business, NOW!!!!!”
The Bolton mustache gag was the best! 😆😂🤣
Lester Luczak Yes! I couldn’t stop laughing at that funny little 🦊 Brilliant 👏👏👏
2:54 I just love the natural, easy rapport between John and Stephen. John's laugh is great...and I love how it cracks Stephen up! So organic...not scripted.
Jon is an obnoxious idiot with a fair amount of musical talent. I'm fairly sure, judging by his expressions, Stephen agrees.
I think it's time for Javanka to stop playing White House and be gone...✌️
I think the same can be said about the Orange...
I think the whole gang of 25 that cheated on their security *test* should be gone. It's the law. Oh nevermind, Outlaws don't apply :)
@first last The one I'm the most concerned about is Bolton. After reviewing his publicly available past deeds, I have to wonder how he even gets a Visitor Pass to the White House!
As for the rest of this Dumpster Fire Clown Show, they aren't getting much in the way of reality based 'security' briefings, per the NSA.😉 🔥🎈🤡💨
I seem to have forgotten which of the members of this abomination/administration gave the Russians Classified Intel from/about Israel, less than a month after the Occupation began? Anyone?
first last: Mr. Privilege, in the Oval Office, with the State Secrets, killed Mr. Body Politic!
@first last Indeed it was! With no US media also not allowed in, but rather, only the Russian Media...which is how WE found out about it! Gosh, how do you say "plant some bugs" in Russian? Dolzevania!
So that's where my exotic pet went; damn you Bolton!
I don't need security inside the White House, I need security outside of it
Ah, the sour scenting that is NEPOTISM....works the best with family!
I want to sue my former employer for nepotism.
You've come to the right place. We specialize in nepotism cases here at O'Brian, O'Brian, O'Brian, and O'Brian, Attorneys At Law.
Stephen you’re the man!!!!! Can’t stop laughing 😂
Holy crap! You're on fire tonight! Joe Biden, Nathan Lane, Queer Eye. And... Stephen, God help me, I even love the tie. It actually picks up the brown of the wood in your set.
Thanks to you and your entire cast and crew for another great show. :)
SOmething really preposterous about this from my particular viewpoint....... I grew up in a Bohemian environment with jazz and blues musicians, painters and sculptors, the original hippy-beatnik scene. My first psilocybin experience was a birthday gift brought back from South America by Jerry Garcia. First-ever psychedelic experience was with pharma-grade mescaline. I've experienced some wonderful intergalactic visits in my 60 years....... now, in 1990-ish I applied for my first security clearance when hired by a quite fantastic electromagnetic spectrum research facility. 11 years prior to that I'd been set up by a guy I'd been giving black Afghani hashish...... deliberately hooked me up to a narc. I was busted in '79 on ridiculously extensive charges but served 2 years probation, my record was expunged. On the security clearance application, the question "have you ever been convicted of any felony...... even if your record was expunged.....?"
I was entirely forthcoming about everything related to the charges and *conviction..... a couple days later I'm called down to the security chief; she shows me my lengthy, but forthcoming account of my criminal past. "Are you SURE you want to be this revealing?" My answer was I've got nothing to hide, I'm following instructions exactly, would never deceive....... I don't know exactly what she was thinking but I KNOW I left her with the impression I was (what should be) an excellent candidate for a security clearance.......
the investigator comes back to me with "you indicated you were arrested, charged, convicted for CDS charges..... I can't find ANYTHING on that....." I explained that was because my record was expunged. He replied "you were supposed to indicate that....." I replied "I DID...... FULLY......" Am I not too-honest ENOUGH? To paraphrase Captain Binghampton, "WHAT is it McHale, WHAT WHAT WHAT?????" I actually was tempted to tell him "I'm testin' YOU, son....... I was just kiddin'!!!" That wouldn't have amused him in the least. I'd already said "the Mafia trusts me" but I think he dismissed the remark. SOme kids had Batman and Robin for heroes, mine were Bonanno and Gambino :)
I was actually astonished and amazed when the investigator personally delivered my clearance on day 89 of 90 allocated to decide.
You can entrust national defense secrets to this beatnik-hippy-artist-bandleader-cultural-unity-loving-3D animator raised on Salvador Dali and Miles Davis, but I admit something makes me particularly nervous about people so focused on obtaining a clearance with NO PRIOR NEED and WHAT SKILLS??- in fact those people and their ilk are discussed by this fabulous visionary above :). Those people with such obstacles thus far will, hopefully, find another program of employment. Have ya ever been really annoyed with someone who, when they see the effect they have, go ahead and crank it up..... and they're your superior? How dare you. Right. Who knows what the hopeful Secret Squirrels are up to, given the abominable effects of their patriarch? We'll git 'em for you, Dad. THey're not grateful to you nor for you? We'll take care of it...... yikes. Actually, it's the people who have a professional gut feeling this whole exercise has a sketchy stink to it...... sniff that milk once more...... erm...... hmmmm..... nahhhh......
But....... they're "Ivy League top-shelf people" aren't they...... the subjects under careful consideration....... you can't possibly get more "RED neck WHITE socks BLUE Ribbon beer American" than the disputed and sketchy subjects herewith.
I believe you don't get a clearance without a highly qualified sponsor (i.e; USDoD Joint Spectrum Center, CENTEL, DARPA, etc.)...... and at that, your position and duties are considered strongly. DO they have a "need to know"? Sounds more like a personal need than one truly in the interest of national defense. You'd need a phenomenally qualified pathological liar with unconditional immunity and unequivocal disregard for good character to exert authority great enough to waive obstacles to the award of a security clearance. THAT ALONE could take years of laborious effort, finding any individual in American government that fits such credentials. Maybe the hopeful candidates could open an online suggestion box to assist their search for such a qualified sponsor.
Oh yeah..... from above, *conviction. Expungement is a blessing....... I'd called State Police, County Police, FBI, and DEA..... explained I was in process for a security clearance, wondered if they could ascertain the sanitization of records...... none of them could see anything, but explained all it will take is a CDS arrest and we go all the way back to square one. And if a DoD investigator came back to me thinking I must be lying to him....... so anyone with an expungement...... don't fuggitup.
More disgusting behavior from our toddler president. Ms. Newbold is a hero and I hope people get behind her.
Thank you Stephen , you makes me laugh , I love you.
is there no legal protection for workers against that sort of retaliatory behavior?
14 days without pay for making 1 pdf instead of multiple?
If only she incorrectly redacted information on a computer file allowing it to be copied and pasted into any word processing application to bypass the redaction...
Those who disliked were denied Security Clearances.
Suspended... for that. Look who you stuck in the Oval Office.
We the people hereby demand release of full monologues!!!
Appropriate motto given the family crest was stolen too.
Lots of love from Nepal...i love this show💞💞💞
You couldn't pay me to visit the White House. Okay a million dollars sounds fair. I'm not talking to Trump though.
Derek likes basketball
🤣🤣🤣
What about having to shake his hand AND have lunch with him? Lol
Derek likes basketball please let me work in that White House I would say “Mr. President, people believe you’re not smart enough to coordinate with Russia if they wanted to help you.. even Obama and Hillary think so I heard it on Fox and Friends!”
@@poeticsilence047 One billion and a bathtub full of disinfectant.
Joshua Keys 2 million to shake his hand, and there better be a sink nearby. As for lunch, I'll take mine in the other room. I'd upchuck if I had to listen to lies about the Mueller probe.
I love you, Stephen Colbert, ❤you are brilliant at what you do 😅®🐞🌿
1:20 Someone is watching out for Stephen to look his best. Very smooth, nonchalant tie straightening.
as a painter i have painted many houses in WHITE - and i can tell you in some of them were some dubious characters
Jared and Ivanka know they can big $ off security info.
Not enough people are looking at Ivanka. Jared is a mess, but she's quietly doing 'business' while people scream about Donnie and the boys.
Whats the charge for white house staffers that put the cheese powder in boiling macaroni pot before draining the water?
Probably a public execution with Gordon Ramsey as a guest witness.
Remember when the POTUS was not a comedy show?
I feel like it's a horror show.
But the sad thing is that the White House is in dire straits.
I remember all the way back to Bush Sr... so no.
Everything must go! Up to 90% off!
Why are these background checks obsessed with the past 🤣🤣
Mr. Colbert....
You may NEVER see this but... I have a request... If you believe in the climate change... Could you maybe encourage those that have influence, just like you, to please spread more awareness to it? I hope that if enough people can see that it is a problem, someone could do something about it...
Thank you.
What, and reveal the fact to the public that we're really heading into a new mini ice age like the Younger Dryas? That's not entertainment. He's just doing a job. He gets good money to run this kind of show. Colbert talking about the twelve thousand year cycle will only destroy his ratings. He'd never do that, he's a shill.
@@atthecore4560 melting glaciers always signal the beginning of an ice age?
@@katiekane5247 And they were melting. They're building back up now. The recent data from Greenland proves this.
Wait, Trump denying a denial, even if the strong denial wasn't his own denial, isn't that an oxymoron🤔
You don't even NEED to apply for one. Everyone has one already and we just have not found out about it yet!
They're in the mail.
After I left a government job, I was told once..."NO TRAVEL OUTSIDE THE USA FOR THREE YEARS." This is serious stuff. Thank goodness that was over 40 years ago and now I have problems remembering were I left my darn car keys...lol.
Wow. I wish I could get a pass if I ever fail a drug test for a potential job. I could just say, "well, I did do all those drug in the recent past, but I didn't do those drugs while in my search for a job. So, yeah...When do I start?"
Maybe those really were the best people out of all those who wanted to work for the Trump administration.
Of course a security clearance is nothing without access being granted by superior. Donnie and his pack would never abuse that, now would they, even for petty political reasons? Of course not. You can sleep soundly.
Irony. No doubt.
2:47 That laugh 💀💀😂
Two weeks suspension for saving a document incorrectly? Wtf, if we implemented that at our office, we'd have no more staff. How utterly ridiculous.
Yeah why not? Putin and Kim got theirs. 🤣🤣
Good point.
Don’t forget Saudi Arabia too
@@JR-my8ym 🤣🤣
Family crest!! YES👌
We need a whistleblower to leak the Mueller Report.
So we’re talking about a guy named Bolton and showing a family crest with a gold lion on a red background for a rich family? Hm...
I don’t speak English extremely well and I wanted to know, what has The Mueller Report revealed ( did he receive outside help ? ) ?
@iNews - The Mueller report is still not public. All we have are letters from Attorney General Barr to Congress. Mr. Barr reported that Special Counsel Mueller did not find chargeable evidence of coordination between the Trump campaign and the Russian government. Special Counsel Mueller did affirm the findings of the U.S. intelligence community that Russia did interfere in the 2016 U.S. election.
On the investigation into obstruction of justice, Special Counsel Mueller did not reach a conclusion. Attorney General Barr made the decision not to charge Trump with obstruction of justice but this decision is very controversial because Mr. Barr reported that Special Counsel Mueller did NOT exonerate Trump on this charge. Hope this helps.
John Bolton with a fennec fox trapped in his stache. I can't unsee that. Thanks.
Please remove them all from security clearance after they are out of office !
Tulsi Gabbard is hope. Aloha from a United States Army Veteran.
Those lions are goosestepping in that family crest.
"You'll be fine after..."
Not with Trump's health care plan, you won't.
I love that Fox News or AKA Trump News said it was a janitor Is trying to cover this up badly like always with something so fake saying it was a janitor that said some details bet he had clearance too
Steven Little Yes! It’s always so obviously lame - it’s like they’re deliberately not even trying? Weird!
This is for Mr. Stephen Colbert! Where is the tie you should wear today? I saw you bet and I thought you lost... I would like to see the tie on you. :)
2:40 did the man have a whole Jackal on his lip
I'm sure republicans would totally be cool with this if it were Obama's administration.
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Of course. The only thing Christians do better than paedophilia and bigotry, is hypocrisy.
@@gz9975 wow, you forgot the "stealing from everyone else and making it their own" part
If Obama was giving away security clearances, the GOP would yell "TRAITOR!" louder than that one Stormtrooper.
@@gz9975 if you think any of these people are Christians, you might want to check your Christian o meter because it seems to be a little off.
tiffany graham the Cristians in your country enable, even encourage, these elected criminals. They’re just as bad as them.
The one overturn they didn’t do was when Tiffany Trump tried to visit
Greetings from Euro-Mexico, y'all! We also love Stephen around here!
If there are two senior Trump officials on the list, then it won't be hard to figure out who they are since there's only like three left.
They do a new shady act everyday and nobody does a damn thing about it.
Stephen is the best
That is one foxy mustache
I think Ms. Newbold is very brave to come forward with this information. She’s worked for both Democrat and Republican administrations, so she’s obviously not motivated by partisan sentiments. She just wants what’s best for the country. It makes me sick that they moved things out of her reach because of her size. It’s the worst kind of petty bullying. Even kids in the school yard don’t act that badly. The people who did it should be ashamed, if they have any shame.
These grifter s are talking this country for all its worth. Foreign payoff s and donations will be monumental.
Suspended without pay or incarcerated for years for whistle blowing.
Family crest 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He fixed his tie! Thank goodness
Bolton, Monopoly Guy.
Guess the FBI report wasent enough , security clearance ?? The bottom of the barrel right here lmao
Barron just got his security clearance last Christmas ! The scarriest is that he's probably not the worst choice...
Look under your seat folks...YOU get a Security Clearance and YOU get a Security Clearance.
CPR.
But according to Pelosi, Trump's "not worth impeaching."
2 weeks for the procedural turnaround is a extremely efficient. Try the immigration papers. The unit for counting the amount of time on waiting for the USCIS response is month.
A Bolton in the White House? I am thinking Flayed Men.
Steve your so funny...
Glad you have a laugh button..
America, I just want you to know: I'm seriously worried!
@kitty katt - so are many Americans worried. The end-timers who support Trump don't care and why would they? Once you believe the end is near you don't need to worry about the future. Of course, for those of us who believe we are not living in the end-times, security matters. Thanks for your kind thoughts.🇺🇸
RIP NIPSEY HUSSLE
OMG - with that logic - "Officer, I was NOT drinking and driving. Yes I drank, a LOT. But THEN I drove...."
Fails background check, gets security clearance. Creates PDF files incorrectly, gets dismissed for 2 weeks without pay. This makes absolutely zero sense
20 years of federal service and she gets suspended for something her assistant should be doing. It's reported she "adjudicates" clearances so i assume she's not there to scan pdfs.
Look, funny you mention guillotines, because I think you're onto a solution there.
Does it come with a "Totally Exonerated! (I don't actually care what the Report says!)" T-shirt?!
Those Jr Jumbles are challenging.
I'm disappointed that I've yet to see a comment mention that this administration has a love for pdf files, including one sitting in the oval office. We all remember how he endorsed Roy Moore.
Geppetto is National Security adviser??? Oh, wait, I forgot about President Pinocchio.
the whistleblower also had stated security concerns about Bolton's former career as Kaptain Kangaroo