He’s too loud and obnoxious. I go to sleep to podcasts and I can’t relax if Burt is present. It’s actually very frustrating the way he’s so damn obnoxiously loud for zero reason. Just the sound of his voice makes me jump up to violently change the podcast on my phone. So instantly irritating
From serving time in upstate NY D.O.C and living on the streets of Rochester I've learned a lot about Misery, Hate, Hopelessness and still managing to survive. Please take it from me everybody that doesn't know. The tough guy,goes work every day and does the right thing.
You couldn't be any more wrong. A guy even brought a 38 ( not even a snub nose) revolver in to prison. Not all prisons and especially jails don't have x-ray. The more YOU know. It's pretty funny how sure of yourself you are.😆
Idaho is wild! We live in Washington and my 21 year old son was driving through with an ounce of pot. He was pulled over for a taillight out and was looking at 5 years in prison. We were fortunate because we were able to get a really good lawyer.
Pretty much anyone in Idaho prisons is in there for drugs just so you know. This state and its laws punish drug users and “rehabilitate” sex offenders. It’s a pathetic and worthless justice system that ruins alot of people’s lives. If you come to idaho on vacation you will leave on probation.
@@Scorpiobw compared to other states our murder rate is substantially lower than most states, you must have seen those 4 college students murdered on the news to say that. Most of our incarcerated people is related to drugs. Period. While Oregon next door is raking in cash from weed, where over 6,000 people a day make the 45 min drive to get, it is still a criminal penalty in Idaho. It’s truly pathetic how Idaho is run.
@@Unfiltered_POV I live on the Oregon border 😂 Can confirm that all the license plates in the dispensary parking lots are from Idaho. I’d take the Idaho laws over Oregon. There’s basically no punishment for having or using hard drugs. As far as I know it’s a $100 ticket, or promise that you’ll go to rehab. It’s lead to crime increasing across the state.
You should make this a recurring segment and whenever a prisoner from these videos eventually gets out, you should invite them to one fo your shows. I think that would be really cool.
Recurring segment, absolutely, invite them on the show? Idk, if they're on the podcast they have to be there for the whole length, and most people aren't really cut out for that.
Boot camp they would hide messages under floor tiles guiding you to contraband, peanut butter hidden inside bedframes tied to fishing line, making cookies with coffee creamer and sugar, setting up tabaccoo runs. They stories are endlessly hilarious
Tom you will wake up one day realizing that you have created one of the most egregious faux pas's of all time. Your hipster extra large Mr Magoo glasses are the mullet of this era.
My son is in Idaho prison. Idaho is crazy hard on small crime. My son got 10 yrs because his girlfriend drank a bottle of vodka and went to the hot tub by herself while he was watching his favorite football game of the year while in a hotel. After 15 minutes he went to check on her and found her passed out. When he did the herculean task of pulling her 250 lb body out of the above ground hot tub she got bruised and they charged him with aggravated assault. He stupidly went for a Judge trial. The prosecutor and judge obviously colluded without his attorney present. He is up for an appeal next month and hopefully gets a new jury trial.
Can yoh imagine sitting in jail for like 7-8 years (and ruining your whole life) because you got drunk and didnt want to get a ride? Of all the things you could go to jail for DUI seems like the dumbest because its just so easy to avoid.
Not when the limit is below what it takes for most people to be drunk, and when they are drunk... Well how many stories have you heard of a drunk making a good decision? I'll wait. Dumbass. How can anyone go to jail for rape? Murder? Stealing? Doing MOST things that put you in jail are equally dumb.
@user-bb4xk6bb7nxxx that's not true. My state has a mandatory minimum for your second offense of 120 days( 4 months) you can get out in 3. The 3rd one is mandatory minimum of one year. You can get out in like 9 or 10 months if you complete programs.
Prison is a perfect example of how security, fences, barbed wire and walls don't keep out contraband 🤷🏼♂️ All it does is monopolize the market for the people keeping them locked up 🤦🏼♂️
The dude that misses cooking in jail,I have news for you,you can do the same outside,as you can find all the ingredients,even easier than in prison,and do it on a much more hygienic setting!!
When you’re free you don’t wanna eat any of the shit you ate on the inside. I grew up eating ramen noodles, after a 3 year bid I didn’t touch noodles for like 6 years.
Wasn't gunna click on this but to answer the woman's question of "how did you get a phone?" ...correctional officers sold it to the inmate. Boofing a phone won't work because they have you sit on a metal detection seat that doubles as an xray upon intake. It can see everything. It's the corrections officers who take a 40$ phone and sell it for 500$
Blows my mind that people slag of Bart here so much… he’s never been a regular on this show. Seems strange to hate on him here when he’s not even supposed to be 😅
Well cooked prison food is da bomb. These dudes probably got their phones confiscated and did some time in isolation for it, but at least they will still get their mail.
These prison ones hit close to home...buncha my acquaintances from back in the day in BKNY are locked up now, or dead. I coulda been one of them...thank god I beat my cases. The young and dumb days were wild...
my aunt was paralyzed in a car accident, the woman that hit her is free and had zero repercussion, not long ago my aunt decided to go through with assisted suicide. this woman who hit her ruined my aunts life and got away with it, meanwhile this kid is serving time in prison
I'm a retired Correctional officer.. 16 yrs working, its gonna be hard to surprise me... ohhh the stories.. worked for 2 yrs in women's prison, then 14 yrs men's facility. So much funny shit...you have no idea..retired Correctional officers should do stand up.....😅
I would love to tell YMH the story of "honey bun Dunn." Son of one of the founders of a prison game that runs things and what he did got him attacked by fathers gang. He found love in prison and you will never guess what happened.
Any clip without Bert Kreischer is a blessing 🙌 🙏
Man, looking at OP’s other posts, this person hates Bert lmao. Love you Bert. You were amazing at your show in Nashville. 😂
@@ohtopcat RIP to your wasted money. Could have had the same experience talking to your local alcoholic at bar closing
Commenting this must be like the only rush you get in your life, because I can't imagine any other reason why you'd say it on EVERY video. Loser.
He’s too loud and obnoxious. I go to sleep to podcasts and I can’t relax if Burt is present. It’s actually very frustrating the way he’s so damn obnoxiously loud for zero reason. Just the sound of his voice makes me jump up to violently change the podcast on my phone. So instantly irritating
@@AlmightyNOG I was in Nashville so I definitely did that! Bert had a legendary show and the local alcoholics were AWESOME. Incredible town to visit.
For real make this a routine segment… too wonderful! So funny to see their reactions to being on ur pod in the future!
Nice to see Tom cosplaying as the old man from UP
That's hilarious I was thinking the same thing! 😂
"when we get out we're gonna open a food truck and serve spreads" - everyone in jail
AAAHHHAAHAHAHHAHAH
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I feel like they should’ve had me on this episode 😂
From serving time in upstate NY D.O.C and living on the streets of Rochester I've learned a lot about Misery, Hate, Hopelessness and still managing to survive. Please take it from me everybody that doesn't know. The tough guy,goes work every day and does the right thing.
Love your videos g. Did you do time in Idaho too?
@JamieMullen-xm8fh shutup cap
Lol seeing you here makes so much sense, love your videos brother
Network brother, why are phones in American prisons. Really where is the scrambler. Id never shelf a phone and charger.
Props to Tom..man is killing it on the health spectrum. Saw him around 2014 at Comedy Works, he’s killing it.
i almost didn't recognise him in older clips
He also seems to be the only one who isn’t enabling Bert.
For anyone who is actually curious, no one suitcases a phone inside of themselves to bring it. Prison guards bring it in, in their pocket. Easy as.
You couldn't be any more wrong. A guy even brought a 38 ( not even a snub nose) revolver in to prison. Not all prisons and especially jails don't have x-ray. The more YOU know. It's pretty funny how sure of yourself you are.😆
@@butcherbaker4258Yeah because it couldn't possibly happen both ways...
@@butcherbaker4258 You tried so hard to appear smarter but only provided your own ignorance. Sad
Putting a phone in your prison pocket would hurt!
Yeah, no. People really do put phones up their ass.
Aggravated means just kinda bothered 😂. Funniest thing Tom has said all year
Idaho is wild! We live in Washington and my 21 year old son was driving through with an ounce of pot. He was pulled over for a taillight out and was looking at 5 years in prison. We were fortunate because we were able to get a really good lawyer.
I'm more surprised you have a 21 year old son. You don't even look 30. Good on you😁
@@NnV1206 he turned 28 yesterday! Thanks! ☺️
First time offender? They robbed y’all.
@@neighborhood6814 wasn't his first.
@@briggyb did he get better afterwards. Should’ve sent him on down? What’s the worst that could’ve happened him get eye brows tatted on
Christina’s hair looks good curly.
She’s hot
Pretty much anyone in Idaho prisons is in there for drugs just so you know. This state and its laws punish drug users and “rehabilitate” sex offenders. It’s a pathetic and worthless justice system that ruins alot of people’s lives. If you come to idaho on vacation you will leave on probation.
Tbf if you go to Idaho for vacation, you deserve as much.
Y’all have a lot of murders too … gotta be in the water.
@@Scorpiobw compared to other states our murder rate is substantially lower than most states, you must have seen those 4 college students murdered on the news to say that. Most of our incarcerated people is related to drugs. Period. While Oregon next door is raking in cash from weed, where over 6,000 people a day make the 45 min drive to get, it is still a criminal penalty in Idaho. It’s truly pathetic how Idaho is run.
When he said one year I was instantly like "he raped somebody." Idaho will execute you for an ounce of weed and slap your wrist for molestation.
@@Unfiltered_POV I live on the Oregon border 😂 Can confirm that all the license plates in the dispensary parking lots are from Idaho. I’d take the Idaho laws over Oregon. There’s basically no punishment for having or using hard drugs. As far as I know it’s a $100 ticket, or promise that you’ll go to rehab. It’s lead to crime increasing across the state.
Damn they look crisp and clean in 4k!
Gotta love anytime someone talks about Idaho. Good or bad lol
ayyy 😂 #cultstatus
@@seth8881 your boys moving back on the 29th 👀👀
@@brotherhoodtflets party 😂
208 here💪
Boy-SEE ayyy whadup esse
You should make this a recurring segment and whenever a prisoner from these videos eventually gets out, you should invite them to one fo your shows. I think that would be really cool.
Recurring segment, absolutely, invite them on the show? Idk, if they're on the podcast they have to be there for the whole length, and most people aren't really cut out for that.
@@zumis1011 I meant invite them to a comedy show, not onto the podcast
@@datsko6339 Ah, makes sense haha
Psst, Cristina. Get Tom a link(dandruff) roller.
Bald guy dandruff.. is even more disgusting
As a Corrections Officer, I kill at this game 🎮
Theo needs to play this
thanks for the behind the scenes look at the New York judicial system
This guy is spreading the eye contact between the both like a pro!
I live in Idaho and I work in the restaurant industry. I work with lots of people exactly like this.
The best chefs are crystal meth addicts
@@purdhupley7864the hot pans don't burn their fingertips
Wendys doesnt count as "restaurant industry" lol
Awww this was actually surprisingly wholesome and sweet
Is mommy turning into toms mom more and more each episode or is it me?
Mommy Christina 🤤
Bahaha 💀
It’s the hair, it keeps getting shorter
Wait til you hear her farts....😂
@@Azriel884 why she doesn’t hold it in or can’t .
As someone from Stockton Christopher definitely checks out.
As a prison MacGyver myself I’ve made burritos , deep dish pizzas, 7- layer dips, and even a fucking birthday cake 😂
Tom hates poors but loves inmates?
Yawn..
Get over it Karen..
If this was a series on Netflix I’m watching this everyday
It's like camping food... You're so hungry anything tastes amazing
Boot camp they would hide messages under floor tiles guiding you to contraband, peanut butter hidden inside bedframes tied to fishing line, making cookies with coffee creamer and sugar, setting up tabaccoo runs. They stories are endlessly hilarious
We found out a girl hid 26 packs of trail mix in her rack the day our shit got tossed.
De is 😂
Tom you will wake up one day realizing that you have created one of the most egregious faux pas's of all time. Your hipster extra large Mr Magoo glasses are the mullet of this era.
😂😂😂😂😂
The mullet of this era lmfao nice
Mullets are fashionable again though. Maybe he's looking to be a style icon 40 years from now.
J Rogan, Robert Kelly, now Tommy on these custom lame ass fashionable Tom Ford glasses.
Is he wearing them unironically?
People who focus on fashion and trends are losers...so are people who focus on it and use the word "faux pas" while discussing it.
The eye contact at 10:20 is hillarious
My son is in Idaho prison. Idaho is crazy hard on small crime. My son got 10 yrs because his girlfriend drank a bottle of vodka and went to the hot tub by herself while he was watching his favorite football game of the year while in a hotel. After 15 minutes he went to check on her and found her passed out. When he did the herculean task of pulling her 250 lb body out of the above ground hot tub she got bruised and they charged him with aggravated assault. He stupidly went for a Judge trial. The prosecutor and judge obviously colluded without his attorney present. He is up for an appeal next month and hopefully gets a new jury trial.
hahahaha he lying he tried drowning her mam that story sounds sus
Gabe looks like "Acoustic Bob Dylan"!!🤣🤣🤣
Tom....admit what you did to those children. THEY WERE CHILDREN
Prison cheesecake. Coffee creamer, milk from the carton, cheese and broken up cookies for the crust. Its amazing.
None of those folks need to be in jail.
Get a guard in your pocket, especially the guy who stands at the employee entrance, and you got 40 phones in at one time.
u know when ppl arent expanding their minds and must be very bored with their lives when they ask u, "what's ur favorite kind of tiktoks?" lol
You're watching it bro
Hi Guys! Love the prison clips!💚 ❤🎄
Lmao and now my entertainment is guessing what a inmate has done from a video of pen pal.
Drew Carey joined the podcast really quick at 5:30
Can yoh imagine sitting in jail for like 7-8 years (and ruining your whole life) because you got drunk and didnt want to get a ride? Of all the things you could go to jail for DUI seems like the dumbest because its just so easy to avoid.
Not when the limit is below what it takes for most people to be drunk, and when they are drunk... Well how many stories have you heard of a drunk making a good decision? I'll wait. Dumbass. How can anyone go to jail for rape? Murder? Stealing? Doing MOST things that put you in jail are equally dumb.
If your first time offender and have a good lawyer I know people that only gotten 2 , 3 or 4 yrs.
@user-bb4xk6bb7nxxx that's not true. My state has a mandatory minimum for your second offense of 120 days( 4 months) you can get out in 3. The 3rd one is mandatory minimum of one year. You can get out in like 9 or 10 months if you complete programs.
@@jcrdnz7568if you're a first time offender and have a good lawyer you get it dismissed...
@@user-bb4xk6bb7nxxxthey absolutely are.
Prison is a perfect example of how security, fences, barbed wire and walls don't keep out contraband 🤷🏼♂️ All it does is monopolize the market for the people keeping them locked up 🤦🏼♂️
Now they deliver contraband by drone
It absolutely cuts back on how much would be getting in. It's not even close. One extreme to the other I swear
Best parts of these posts are the comments; especially those from women…they’re hilarious.
Phones mainly come over the fence with other goodies. Shout-out to yard days... If you know you know.
The dude that misses cooking in jail,I have news for you,you can do the same outside,as you can find all the ingredients,even easier than in prison,and do it on a much more hygienic setting!!
That takes all the fun out of it though :(
When you’re free you don’t wanna eat any of the shit you ate on the inside. I grew up eating ramen noodles, after a 3 year bid I didn’t touch noodles for like 6 years.
i dont have enough money, nor am i cool enough to watch any ymh clip
That Allen dude looks like Shia from Even Stevens lol
Who tf told tom he should put clear lenses in movie theatre 3D glasses?
The prison Laffy Taffy was amazing scientific gastronomy.
Matt Rife is living Trevor Wallace’s dream
One of my buddies did 5 years for robbery and when he got out he would always talk about meals he made in prison. lol
The guards smuggle the phones to the inmates
Wasn't gunna click on this but to answer the woman's question of "how did you get a phone?" ...correctional officers sold it to the inmate. Boofing a phone won't work because they have you sit on a metal detection seat that doubles as an xray upon intake. It can see everything. It's the corrections officers who take a 40$ phone and sell it for 500$
Blows my mind that people slag of Bart here so much… he’s never been a regular on this show. Seems strange to hate on him here when he’s not even supposed to be 😅
Bart Simpson?
@@69429boss 🤦♂️
Well cooked prison food is da bomb. These dudes probably got their phones confiscated and did some time in isolation for it, but at least they will still get their mail.
That’s Tiger woods kid??? Fell off fast
Tf kaleb doing?!? Writing a bio for tinder?! 🤣
Ain’t these the ones that don’t wash 🧼 😂
‘Grand theft auto on a bike’!!! 😂😂😂😂 because no junky criminal can afford the car 😂😂😂
Yooooo 🤣 did time with the second dude 😮
Nerd rope got me good.
4:54 I feel like this guy just got his prison wallet broke in
“He shot up a building-a-bear”
🤣😂🤣😂 I know one of them! This absolutely made my day. Idaho is stupid af with their parole and what they arrest ppl for.
These prison ones hit close to home...buncha my acquaintances from back in the day in BKNY are locked up now, or dead. I coulda been one of them...thank god I beat my cases. The young and dumb days were wild...
Damn I have a meeting with one of the Idaho inmates tomorrow wish me luck. 😅🤣
Anyone that can survive the apocalypse are prisoners. Wildest shit I saw were stingers to boil water. Some of the knives were pretty insane.
I've talked to many inmates in many different states... good times
IM personally glad I went to Arkansas state pen.
I didn't know these prison tiktoks existed.
Tom bring me on, and we can make some prison spreads for you to try😂
The second one is Bob Dylan, I’m sure of it!
Grandma and Grandpa wow simping for a dui murderer ? lol
my aunt was paralyzed in a car accident, the woman that hit her is free and had zero repercussion, not long ago my aunt decided to go through with assisted suicide. this woman who hit her ruined my aunts life and got away with it, meanwhile this kid is serving time in prison
get revenge. what's stopping you?
Well... which driver was at fault?
Sounds like she didn't break any laws and went on with her life
WTF my names Gabriel Allen too but that ain’t me
What are those white flecks on Tom's collar?
Tom is real close. 😂
First guy has 25yrs left for a drug offence?!
No he goes up for parole in 2025
I figured the last guy would have been identity theft
I'm a retired Correctional officer.. 16 yrs working, its gonna be hard to surprise me... ohhh the stories.. worked for 2 yrs in women's prison, then 14 yrs men's facility. So much funny shit...you have no idea..retired Correctional officers should do stand up.....😅
Trevor sounds 10000% like Matt rife if not looking at the screen
Them headphones look dirty 😂
Depending on what state Caleb in he might be in trouble. Hope he not scared to fight.
Oh damn I know that Gabriel Allen kid. That wreck happened about 25-30 minutes down the highway on the river.
They get the phones from corrupt prison guards lol. Thats how most of the drugs are brought into prison too. Your butt is safe from iPhone 15s lol.
Aggravated D.U.I usually is blowing high on the breathalyzer!
Where /how do they get smart phones in prison?
Aggravated DUI is any dui after ur first one. It becomes a felony. You don have to hit anyone or anything.
In some states it’s when you refuse to submit to breath testing. Could be on your first.
The world definitely needs more toxic masculinity.
😂😂😂
I think my soap hangers were the best in my pod
I've played live poker games on phone with ppl in prison .. and a pilot
You guys are so cute omg😂❤
She makes everyone a killer😂
Is gas I smoked 7 grams in a 🎉🎉 blunt for this😂😂😂
Drug ppl sound good when they r sober but many not all are completely different when they're using
I want to write an inmate now lol
I️ know you guys all hate this rich FUX but I️ LOVE’EM
LSD softens your character.
What's crazy if you get more time in jail in prison for a bag of weed than you do for touching children?This country is screwed
I would love to tell YMH the story of "honey bun Dunn." Son of one of the founders of a prison game that runs things and what he did got him attacked by fathers gang. He found love in prison and you will never guess what happened.
9:57 is me all the time bro, I swear.