WHAT I WOULD SPEND MY FIRST £1,000,000 ON! | You Know Nothing
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Smashed the edit Sav. How you make the goons look funny every week is beyond me.
4:50 you nailed it Dave that’s how you pronounce it, thank you 🙏🙂 also Joe is right I am 21 turning 22 soon 😂
CALLED IT!
Negster it’s the way my family and everyone else pronounce it in Ireland, believe me I wish I had a simpler surname
I'm from South Africa, and Joe's accent wasn't that bad. Quite a decent Johannesburg/Pretoria accent actually
YEAAAAH BOY!
Nah 😂 it was way off
BallsUp idea: do teams for a whole show: beards vs. boys (Sav and Dave H. against Joe and Dave-no-beard).
But the accents were amazing, definitely do that one again!! Love it so much keep it up!!
Pahaha!
The best channel on UA-cam without a doubt coz u make us enjoy everything as much as u guys do!
Love it!
#Round3
It's called the 'Blurred picture round'
Get a picture of a famous celebrity or anyone and make them very blurry to start but then gradually get clearer, and whoever gets it first gets a point. Best out of 5 or something
Good luck lads x
Joe and Dave would be perfect as voice actors!!
watching from CPT, SA.. quite impressed with your SA accent Joe haha
Thanks brew!
1. I became world number one for the first time in my sport aged 29
2. I have 3 grand slam titles in tennis
3. I am Scottish
Answer: Andy Murray
Been sending in for weeks so would love this comment to be included keep up great vids
#guesswho
Possibly my favourite video on UA-cam right now, that accent challenge killed me hahahahahahahaha
Keep it up guys love the channel
Thanks Mapalo!
1. Born on 25 September 1984 in Soweto, South Africa
2. In October 2009,me and Cesc Fàbregas were the first two players to launch the Nike CTR360 Maestri boots.
3. I scored the first goal of the 2010 World Cup
Answer- Simphwe Tshabalala
#guesswho
I think it’s my 3rd time commenting this
I’m from South Africa and that accent is horrible
Lil Latino fellow South African here
Rethabile Galehole what part of sa you from
Pretoria how about you?
I'm currently in Potchefstroom and his accent isn't that bad.
Rethabile Galehole Nelspruit
One of the best videos so far. I couldn't stop laughing.
Great video lads 🔥 u should do the dynamic duo of Dave and sav vs joe and Dave in a special episode
Love it bro!
Balls Up Welsh Slang. Maybe #Round3 ? G'day, been putting it in for a while, if you run out of ideas for it, today's round was great though. And, same ild copy past from here on in.
(I'm not welsh by the way, Canadian👍. These ones just sound a little strange tbh.)
Each person can only guess once for each word, since it would take too long if Dave kept stalling.
You are given points for the number of words you beat your opponent by. For example, Dave gets 1, Joe gets 7. 7-1=6, Joe gets 6 points.
Wibbly-Wobbly = Jellyfish
Gomping = Nasty or Unpleasant
Buzzing = Very Nasty
Tidy Darts = Nice
Shonky = Low Quality
Bap = Bread Roll
Mitching = Skipping School
Poppty-ping = Microwave
(Tie-break for 1 point)
Tamping = Furious
Great video!!!
Lmao that accent round had me dying 😂 i’d probably react the same as Sav if i was in the room
Thanks Gabe!
And the object is a meteor coming to destroy only Tilted towers. In fortnite tilted towers is going to be destroyed in the same place on the poland map. So an asteroid actually hit in poland many years ago in the same place as tilted towers.
Love it Pedro!
1.) I was born in Bathgate, United Kingdom
2.) I played the role of the doctor on Dr. Who
3.) I was the main villian in the first season of Jesiica Jones
Answer: David Tennant
Did it make me smile guys I am at this moment suffering with depression due to a recent bereavement this show makes me bowl with laughter each week it's the best therapy there is I even recommend it to my counselor as something she should tell other clients to watch a huge thank you guys
It's comments like these that transcend the importance of our content. We're glad we could be of some help David. Much love from all of us at Balls Up.
Balls Up thanks guys keep up the good work love all your channels
#GuessWho
1. I’m an Irish singer from a popular 80s band.
2. My daughter died of a drug overdose a few years ago.
3. I was one of the main people who was involved with both bandaids.
Answer: Bob Geldof
I actually had a trivia tournament for the high schools in my area today, got some world xup questions, and ended up getting an Elton John question among a binch of random stuff. Meh
This show is acc so good, learn a lot of new knowledge
Glad you enjoy :)
Accent challenge was hilarious, keep it in 😂
Glad you liked it Luke!
If you had noticed the map in fortnite looks like poland
Actually got a headache from laughing so much, Joe doing that German accent was absolute gold 😂
Glad to brighten up your day :)
Balls Up You lads always do to be fair!
I'm from South Africa and Joe was on point. We sound like that xD 16:20
Don't let him hear you say that...
Shotout to Tuesday hope she's having a lovely day
This week's lightning round was crazy tough! I don't think it was the boys lack of general knowledge, the questions were just out of nowhere.
As a guy born in South Africa and having lived there for years, I can say Joe's attempt at the accent wasn't bad. Dave let down Arsenal (more than the defence, hey-oh!) and his family with his attempted accent...
Team Joe
“I'd run that.” Haha lmao
Hahaha!
The Accent challenge was bloody hilarious
Glad you enjoyed it :)
Joe's South African was pretty decent haha Had a good laugh. Ps im a Saffa
From South Africa and Joe's accent was fucking funny,but he actually got it right 😂😂 big up to the funniest channel on UA-cam 🙌🙌
Love it Quan! xo
Oiiii
The Dave and Ginger head pair is back !
Love it Menez!
TEAMMMM DAVE!!!!
#TeamDave
That was a pretty good South African accent, and I'm from SA
Best round three by faaaar
Thanks man!
Dave is going to drop that ipad one day
Hopefully haha!
So basically, Joe Thomlinson would spend his first $1 million on animal cruelty for the sake of illicit gambling.
this episode was fucking hilarious, i actually laughed at a video for once.
Glad you liked it! Hope you subbed :D
#Round3
Try to mimic the voices of different celebrities and see who does it best
LOVE IT!
#SpecialRound
Do the accent game again guys! It was amazing! N get some accents from Asia too this time please!
We couldn't risk some of them!
Balls Up, can you do like the StatWars the Champions by having a knockout round?
Sure :D
#GuessWho
1) I was born on the 2 March 1962 in Perth Amboy, New Jersey
2) I formed a rock band in the mid 80's
3) I have produced songs such as It's my life and Living on a prayer
Answer) Jon Bon Jovi
Hey, can you guys write "Place Feet Here" on Joe's crate, and maybe draw an outline of his shoes on it? Little joke.
fuc*ing hell funniest show of the week
Thanks dood.
Watching this in Dubai, ironically!
#Round 3
You guys should go out on the streets and try your best pickup lines and who ever gets the best reception from the gyals wins the round
#guesswho
1) I was born on 27 April 1986 in Blackpool, Lancashire, England
2) I stared as doctor who’s companion on the show
3) I am currently the lead character on the TV show Victoria
Answer: Jenna Coleman
Funniest videos on YT 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I died at 14:50!! :-DD
Guys check out Salzburg's dressing room celebration why is big Dave there ?
#GuessWho
1. I was born on July 23, 1965 in Hampstead, United Kingdom
2. I am a guitarist who’s signature look includes a Top Hat and a sunburst Gibson Les Paul
3. I was part of the rock band Guns N’ Roses
Answer: Slash/Saul Hudson
1. I was raised in Compton, California
2. My real surname is duckworth
3. I have a hit single called humble
Answer: Kendrick Lamar
1)I was born in Sitwell London on the 14th of October 1927.
2)I died on the 23rd Of May 2017.
3)I am famous for countless films including the James Bond franchise.
Roger Moore.
deffos need to do charades for round 3
"Who Would In A Fight?!"
When are you going to do a real quiz? Let's see who can throw a kettle over a pub!
#Guesswho
1) I was born on the 2nd March 1942 in New York City, New York
2) I was a musician and singer/songwriter with a solo career spanning five decades
3) I was the lead singer of The Velvet Underground
Answer: Lou Reed
Crocodile wins anyday. Round 3 was 😂😂
EXACTLY!
#TuesdayRules
I forgive Joe for that South African accent. It was pretty decent ngl 😂😂
Oh god...
Coventry going up to league 1
What would you spend your first £1,000,000 on?! ⬇️
& don't forget to vote in the Shark vs Crocodile poll above ⬆️
Balls Up I’d buy tons of supreme clothes n burn them infront of joe
A house,sports car,ps4(for the exclusives),a very powerful pc,aand...I can't think of anything else...Oh yeah,a samsung galaxy s9+
Mate I gave in the Lewis Hamilton question and I got no shout out 2weeks or 1week ago.
do agony uncles for round 3. whoever gave the best advice in dave's opinion wins
Like it!
#GuessWho
1) I was born 22 February 1973 in São Paulo, Brazil
2) I won a World Cup and an Olympic bronze medal with Brazil
3) I spent most of my career in the premier league with Middlesbrough
Answer) Juninho
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1.I was born in Honolulu Hawaii in 1961
2. I had a Kenyan father
3. I was the 44th president of the USA
Answer: Barack Obama
Montevideo?
Bring Back the Palace Hat
IT WILL RETURN.
hanoi is the old capital of vietnam, the new one is hochimin
#GuessWho
I was born Norma Jeane Mortenson on the 1st of June, 1926
I starred in the 1959 movie 'Some Like It Hot'
I sang 'Happy Birthday' to former President John F. Kennedy
Answer: Marilyn Monroe
#GuessWho
1. I was born in Brooklyn, New York on 9th September 1966.
2. I’m a Jewish actor and released a song called, “The Chanukah Song”.
3. I’m the star in films such as, Happy Gilmore, the wedding singer and 50 first dates.
Answer: Adam Sandler
#GuessWho
1. I was born February 28, 1979 in Cyprus but grew up in Clitheroe, Lancashire
2. I have started acting appearing in xXx: Return of Xander Cage and starring in My name is Lenny
3. I am a former UFC middleweight champion becoming the first and only British fighter to have won a UFC championship
Answer: Michael Bisping
#GUESSWHO
1. Born: 9 February 1987 (age 31), Santa Ana, California, United States.
2. I am an actor that shares a name with a famous basketball superstar.
3. I've starred in films such as Fruitvale Station, Creed and most recently: Black Panther.
Answer= Michael B Jordan.
#GuessWho
1.Born: 12 September 1973, Glendale, California, United States.
2.I an/was one of the main characters in the Fast and Furious franchise.
3.I died aged 40 in 2013 in a car crash.
Answer= Paul Walker
Still prefer Joe and Dave in You know Nothing...😊
Didn't get the bonus agony uncles episode though...
It's coming Friday man! We weren't expecting it to be this quick!
Nice!
#guesswho
1. I was born 4 April 1979, Perth, Australia.
2. I died 22nd January 2008 from drug overdose.
3. My iconic role as the joker won me a Óscar.
I am Heath Ledger
#GuessWho
1.I was born Peter Gene Hernandez on 8 October,1985,in Honolulu,Hawaii,USA
2.In December,2013,I came in first in the forbes's 30 under 30 list
3.My hit songs include thats what I like,finesse,24k magic etc.
Ans:Bruno Mars
2nd week posting this!
If I was joe after earning my first 1000000 I would buy a load of hair dye
B.A.N.T.E.R
Do some accents in Dutch, the godfather, Spanish and Swedish
Or in a mourinho conte pep or other managers with eccentric accents
Not a bad idea - actor imitation round!
#Round3
Try not to laugh channel with water
No chance...
There is no such thing as South African accent. He did one accent of many in this country.
And freaking nailed it.
I'm from South Africa and have travelled, we do have an accent
#guesswho
1. I was born inJuly 23, 1965
Hampstead, London, England
2. I am guitarist by profession and my real name is Saul Hudson.
3. I was lead guitarist in GunsNroses.
Answer - Slash
#Guesswho
1. Born on April 1, 1980 in Knoxville, Tennessee
2. My real first name is Randal
3. I am a WWE superstar with the finisher R.K.O
LOL forgot the answer which is - Randy Orton
#GuessWho
1.I am a South-Africa born Canadian American in Pretoria,Transvaal,on June 28th,1971
2.I currently occupy the post of being the CEO of 4 separate companies
3.My old company and another company called Confinity merged together to become PayPal
Ans:Elon Musk
"South African accent" is kinda broad considering its a country with 11 national languages
Pretty broad, yet Joe still nailed it.
Mandem
#GuessWho
1. I was born Michael Shawn Hickenbottom in Chandler, Arizona, United States.
2. My nickname is the Heart Break Kid and am best known for the Sweet Chin Music.
3. Me and my partner Triple H made up the duo: D-Generation X.
Answer= Shawn (HBK) Michaels.
#Guesswho
1. I was born in Toronto, Canada in 1986
2. I have won 3 Grammy Awards out of 35 nominations
3. I gave away $1 million to different individuals in “Gods Plan”
Answer: Drake
#Guesswho
clue 1. I was born on the 6th of January 1955 in Consett, County Durham, England.
clue 2. Im a actor and comedian.
clue 3. Im most known for being Johnny English and Mr.Bean.
Answer: Rowan Atkinson
This is the 2nd time ive put a guess who in
#guesswho
#1 I died in August 17th 1977 in Graceland Memphis
#2 I am usually nicknamed the king of rock and roll
#3 I am the best selling music artist of all time
Answer Elvis Presley
Touch my body challenge
F*CK RIGHT OFF!
#GuessWho
I was born on June 28, 1971, in Pretoria, South Africa
I became a multi-millionaire in my 20s
I founded PayPal and Solar City
Answer: Elon Musk
Sav mate! Poor editing! You always pull Joe up on the things he gets wrong. He said, a few weeks back, "I never lose at 'Rock, Paper, Scissors"...he just lost to Dave
Darn it!
1st again