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  • @SmokeymcJoint420
    @SmokeymcJoint420 4 роки тому +332

    Ant is the single most underrated comedic (and impressionist) talent of a generation.

    • @huejazz6939
      @huejazz6939 2 роки тому +3

      Second that

    • @MichaelB1666
      @MichaelB1666 2 роки тому +9

      He's one of the best I've ever heard along with Ryan from the Gavin McInnes show.

    • @DankyDankenstein
      @DankyDankenstein Рік тому +5

      He could easily have Jim Carey’s career.

    • @cuts240
      @cuts240 Рік тому +1

      Agreed ! Amazing !!

    • @actionmus
      @actionmus Рік тому +6

      The funniest guy in a room of comics for fucking years!!!✋ Hill Anthony!

  • @mrjeremyleblanc
    @mrjeremyleblanc 4 роки тому +255

    Jesse Vos: Firsht of all, Im a former governor. And here's tha ting, I was a Navy Shield

    • @morethanaveragejoe8224
      @morethanaveragejoe8224 4 роки тому +2

      Lmao!!!

    • @dannybhoy2739
      @dannybhoy2739 4 роки тому +15

      You forgot okhhayy 😂

    • @mrjeremyleblanc
      @mrjeremyleblanc 4 роки тому +10

      @@dannybhoy2739 loosen up folks! I want to let everyone know its been 36 yearsh since I've worn a feather boa by the Grace of God

    • @bles05
      @bles05 4 роки тому +2

      😂 i cant take it!

    • @jimmyrustler8983
      @jimmyrustler8983 4 роки тому +3

      Fucking killed me.

  • @theoutlaw9043
    @theoutlaw9043 3 роки тому +162

    "My gums dont have time to bleed!"
    Pure gold!!! 😂 so quick. Hilarious

  • @crumbum1167
    @crumbum1167 4 роки тому +149

    The idea of Jesse Ventura staring his toothbrush right in the bristles and saying "Thank you for your shervish" has had me laughing for 10 minutes straight

    • @martintheconfusitormartinf2779
      @martintheconfusitormartinf2779 3 роки тому +7

      salute to the toot-brusshhh

    • @speedingpenguin
      @speedingpenguin 3 роки тому +6

      This seriously has to be the funniest video on UA-cam. I find myself watching it every couple of months and laughing my ass off 😂

    • @huejazz6939
      @huejazz6939 2 роки тому +12

      Thermite toothpaste

  • @tommybrown9454
    @tommybrown9454 Рік тому +16

    4:34 "Nebula...I barely know ya" 🤣 Ant is a comedy genius

  • @zachsalvatore5175
    @zachsalvatore5175 Рік тому +19

    “My gums don’t got time to bleed”
    💀💀💀💀

  • @DeliriumBand950
    @DeliriumBand950 4 роки тому +80

    “The day my electric toothbrush stood still”😂

  • @governorriffraff7601
    @governorriffraff7601 4 роки тому +170

    **Dramatically swigs back water** Bye tough guy.... **Aggressive shoulder pat** And thanks for your service to our Country. That damn Jimmy Norton. I can't even remember his name

    • @Thedude2283
      @Thedude2283 4 роки тому +44

      Thanks for touching me with your Riff Raff from Rocky Horror hairdo! Bwahahahahaha lil jimmy is the best

    • @erichshoup
      @erichshoup 4 роки тому +9

      I thought the Governor Riff Raff pic was a melding of both Jesse Ventura and rapper Riff Raff

    • @wes11bravo
      @wes11bravo 4 роки тому +6

      @Flying Hellfish - Exactly! That's the thing - we don't "use" the fact that we enlisted and served as an argumentative asset if what's being debated has nothing to do with the military/patriotism/etc. It's a fact that stands on its own merit, and that's good enough.

    • @jesusiscomingsoon7711
      @jesusiscomingsoon7711 4 роки тому +1

      Wow

    • @CapitalJJ
      @CapitalJJ 4 роки тому

      @Junior Sanchez "Is it?"

  • @GeorgeSquare
    @GeorgeSquare Рік тому +11

    I've not laughed so much at an impression in ages lmao

  • @j_jones_
    @j_jones_ Рік тому +36

    Anthony Cumia is one of the funniest guys in comedy. A real comedian of the people

    • @emmapasqule2432
      @emmapasqule2432 Рік тому

      Agree. Free BJ for you if youre ever in town here in Queensland. Just come with those dacks around your knees and I'll 'handle' the rest if you know what I mean.

  • @NJDronesincorporated
    @NJDronesincorporated 3 роки тому +37

    Ant’s Jesse impression is spot on... can’t get enough of it

    • @LoungeLizard_33
      @LoungeLizard_33 3 роки тому +3

      Check Will Sasso's impression, even better than Ants!

  • @Dalton13
    @Dalton13 Рік тому +13

    Absolutely love when Anthony does the head shaking that Jesse does lol.

  • @vegasdogg111
    @vegasdogg111 Рік тому +13

    I could listen to Anthony due Ventura for hours. Too good. 🦷

  • @LightningNC
    @LightningNC 4 роки тому +123

    _"I wush a governor... a fighter... a Navy Sheeeeeul."_

  • @BbNaB
    @BbNaB 4 роки тому +60

    Edgar Ventura:
    "mY teTh ahRr drYyy."

  • @RealElMaximo
    @RealElMaximo Рік тому +11

    Jesse's teeth were an inside job. Don't tell me. I know. I was there. I was a frogman stationed inside Jesse's mouth during Tet '68.

  • @SouthParkDEA
    @SouthParkDEA Рік тому +12

    Jesse patting his tooth brush saying thank you for your service is funniest shit I’ve heard all day!! And can’t stop laughing

  • @rhelferstay
    @rhelferstay 4 роки тому +40

    Anthony Cumia and Will Sasso both do the best impressions of Jesse.

  • @have_a_good_day420
    @have_a_good_day420 3 роки тому +72

    Anthony Cumia is funnier than any comedian on the planet, including Dave Chapelle.
    Dave Chapelle is a stand up God.
    But Anthony Cumia off the cuff is the quickest most naturally funniest human being alive.
    The man is pure talent.

    • @XXthekingofyouXX
      @XXthekingofyouXX 2 роки тому +20

      Patrice O’Neal said it best with “nobody can access funny quicker than Anthony”

    • @MichaelB1666
      @MichaelB1666 2 роки тому +1

      If he was a radical lib he'd have millions of subs. The fact he isn't means yt try to keep his channel as hidden as possible, I believe.

    • @shanestephens4728
      @shanestephens4728 2 роки тому +6

      Tss it’s like he’s the fuckin flash or somethin

    • @knightofjustice5475
      @knightofjustice5475 Рік тому +5

      He's fun and incredibly funny. Just extremely likeable. The haters are baffling to me... dude has a Kiwifarm thread.... like, why?

    • @icarusrising355
      @icarusrising355 Рік тому +2

      Chapelle sucks, what are you talking about? He's a droning version of a black carlin

  • @87TheAnswer
    @87TheAnswer 3 роки тому +26

    Christ this had me in tears! “My gums dont have time to bleeeeed”!

  • @fionnhealy8583
    @fionnhealy8583 3 роки тому +17

    “Nebula? I barely Know’a!”
    Subbed

  • @kevinjohnson7300
    @kevinjohnson7300 4 роки тому +35

    "Exshtratereshtrial"

  • @michaelalan6459
    @michaelalan6459 4 роки тому +42

    DID YOU KNOW I WAS A FROGMAN?!!!

  • @GetToDaChopa
    @GetToDaChopa 4 роки тому +22

    "my gums dont have time to bleed!" lol best one ever

  • @MudderShmucker
    @MudderShmucker 8 місяців тому +4

    Ventura trying trying to brush the plaque out of his teeth: “The son of a bitch is dug in like an Alabama tick”

  • @geneparmesan8108
    @geneparmesan8108 2 роки тому +15

    This is one of the funniest things I've ever watched. Anthony is one of the naturally funny people on the planet.

  • @scarlettjem
    @scarlettjem Рік тому +5

    “Much too busy, to brush those chompers”. I was waiting for one of them to say “Get to the chompers”

  • @vaevictis_
    @vaevictis_ Рік тому +4

    This clip is my go to if I want a gut laugh every time! Anthony is so funny!

  • @etherdetroit1977
    @etherdetroit1977 4 роки тому +47

    Anthony is the Michael Jordan of radio personalities.
    Change my mind.

    • @BRIDGEBURNERSTV
      @BRIDGEBURNERSTV 4 роки тому +11

      @First to Last or Michael Jordan is the Anthony Cumia of the NBA.

    • @DKCG0113
      @DKCG0113 4 роки тому

      @Dontwantlove Larry Bird?

    • @bvee10
      @bvee10 4 роки тому

      I would say Karl Malone, no championships.

    • @thatroonstboi6231
      @thatroonstboi6231 Рік тому

      watch it …. watch it!

  • @jmc5341
    @jmc5341 Рік тому +2

    thats that dude that always says "let me make this abundantly clear" and is all up on Bob Lazars interstellar rocket

  • @mtbd215
    @mtbd215 2 роки тому +6

    Ants Dice & Jesse impressions crack me tf up every single time 🤣🤣🤣

  • @kevinmccauley5936
    @kevinmccauley5936 4 роки тому +15

    I was a fighter, a Navy seal, a Governor and a balloon blower upper!

  • @illpj
    @illpj 4 роки тому +49

    Please God, may Anthony Cumia's piss taking never end ... I have laughed so much over the years listening to him rip the shit out of everything ... he might be the number one piss taker in the world.

  • @drafthorsey1
    @drafthorsey1 4 роки тому +38

    "when i was in the navy i blew a seal"---jesse dentura

  • @chrishall9880
    @chrishall9880 3 роки тому +8

    I swear Antony is the best at impressions.. the best ever

  • @mr.martyr8573
    @mr.martyr8573 3 роки тому +12

    One of the best impressions ever.

  • @dr.anthonyfauci5280
    @dr.anthonyfauci5280 4 роки тому +17

    Since Opie and Anthony this is by far his best impression of anyone I could listen to this mockery for hours

  • @evanblythe2283
    @evanblythe2283 4 роки тому +9

    I was calling in over something stupid and hung up because I didn't want to follow this bit.
    My toothbrush!!

  • @AugustThor438
    @AugustThor438 3 роки тому +16

    Anthony sounds more like Jesse Ventura than Jesse himself does

  • @cody8804
    @cody8804 2 роки тому +4

    lol I was waiting on Anthony to say “I earned this jets vest in the big rumble with the sharks”

  • @jeremyzenkar8996
    @jeremyzenkar8996 7 місяців тому +4

    Jesus Christ this is the Cumia I miss.

  • @keeleye7225
    @keeleye7225 9 місяців тому +2

    "Bicuspid.........I said 'bye' to my cuspid" dude Cumia is savage🤣

  • @pnlson5629
    @pnlson5629 4 роки тому +7

    Thank you for your service, Jimmy

  • @akiraa1
    @akiraa1 4 роки тому +5

    I recently ran into a ufo, now I have to fixadent in my car.

  • @tinniemc
    @tinniemc 3 роки тому +6

    Man I was in fucking stitches, Ants impressions are incredible. Him and Dave riff well together

  • @chrisw6164
    @chrisw6164 8 місяців тому +7

    I don’t think Jesse is actually interviewing this guy. There’s no crosstalk. Somebody else asked the same questions and Jesse is re-recording the questions.

  • @MrBlick76
    @MrBlick76 Рік тому +2

    Completely in-fkn- distinguishable!!!! Unreal how good you are Ant. Bravo

  • @CommandoMuerto
    @CommandoMuerto 4 роки тому +14

    This video saved my fuckin' morning. "I'm my own gang!"

  • @ryanrandall1727
    @ryanrandall1727 4 роки тому +53

    I've been binge watching Ant and man oh man.. I haven't laughed like I have been in years.
    Wicked sense of humor.. his take on "Woke Duke" had my sides splitting

    • @stevesteve9899
      @stevesteve9899 4 роки тому +7

      Woke Mafia was also brilliant. Both Anthony and Dave killed that bit

    • @ryanrandall1727
      @ryanrandall1727 4 роки тому +8

      @@stevesteve9899 100% agreed. So refreshing to see guys just "do comedy" without fear of being cancelled and all that other shit.

    • @kevinjohnson7300
      @kevinjohnson7300 4 роки тому

      "Im woke John Wayne....John Wayne is down with the trans people"

    • @kevinjohnson7300
      @kevinjohnson7300 4 роки тому

      "Men like Me like thier tits rubbed just as much as women, Im Woke John Wayne"

    • @nickgeorgiou7770
      @nickgeorgiou7770 3 роки тому +2

      I thank God for the pandemic for only one reason. I discovered Anthony from those O and A UA-cam videos and now Compound Media.

  • @speedingpenguin
    @speedingpenguin 3 роки тому +10

    I’m fucking HOWLING listening to this again. Ants impression is spot on, and the lines he thinks up are perfect 🤣🤣🤣

  • @daleva187goligo
    @daleva187goligo 3 роки тому +4

    "netfix and hoohoo" I can't believe anthony let that one slide, perfect chance for a hoo hoo robin reference

  • @DavidJ-iz8wl
    @DavidJ-iz8wl 3 роки тому +13

    This dude has me crying with his impressions so funny 😂😂

  • @stevecassell
    @stevecassell 4 роки тому +29

    This is the guy from Predator and Bob Lazar's Don King.

  • @brianmontgomery2330
    @brianmontgomery2330 4 роки тому +11

    "I'm my own gang" "netfix" haha

  • @jnesrh420
    @jnesrh420 Рік тому +1

    Omg the Jesse Ventura impersonations are Fn hilarious!!! Bustin out laughing 315am.

  • @tommyaddison6539
    @tommyaddison6539 3 роки тому +4

    OMG I needed the laughs tonight hahahaha “Is he a dentist?!”

  • @patdonovan330
    @patdonovan330 3 роки тому +3

    "the year my toothbrush stood still" knocked the wind out of me

  • @calebcompton9120
    @calebcompton9120 Рік тому +3

    Landau was gut laughing so hard that he could hardly a get a joke out

  • @Paul-dw2cl
    @Paul-dw2cl 3 роки тому +4

    Jesse Ventura’s imitation of Anthony Cumia doing an imitation of Jesse Ventura is exquisite

  • @michaelcoleman1408
    @michaelcoleman1408 Рік тому +2

    I made the mistake of watching this while I was eating a late dinner. I nearly choked to death, laughing!

  • @stevecassell
    @stevecassell 4 роки тому +11

    Ugh is that the "attach myself to anyone who thinks they've seen UFOs and then I'll make a doco about it and keep most of the money" guy?"

  • @chipchippahson
    @chipchippahson 4 роки тому +2

    "Are the UFO'S here? DO THEY PRACTICE DENTISTRY?!"

  • @TattooSwag22
    @TattooSwag22 4 роки тому +3

    Holy fuck I’m crying laughing “His teeth is falling out of his head” LMAFO

  • @JustineEllushon
    @JustineEllushon 4 роки тому +2

    i nearly died i literally nearly died i had this on in the background and i couldnt tell which was the impression it was unbelievably funny i cried tear while begging you to stop omg

  • @johnnynickell
    @johnnynickell 23 години тому

    Damn Anthony, you had me in tears with this video!!!😂😂😂 Really any video you do! I have to say you are the funniest dude around. I’m so glad I found you on UA-cam a year or so back. EVERYTHING you do is hilarious. Keep the videos coming and take care of yourself.🙌🏻👌🏻

  • @ExtremelyRightWing
    @ExtremelyRightWing 3 роки тому +3

    Jesse ventura speaks his sentences and pronounces his words the way that the textbooks teach the english language

  • @Doc_Tar
    @Doc_Tar 3 роки тому +8

    Ventura needs to do an album of sea shanties.

  • @skilletburritos8464
    @skilletburritos8464 4 роки тому +4

    "Bits like thish is why folksh should shine up to Compound Media, Obvioushly IF you Haven'T ALREADY." - Jeshy the Body

  • @Grunklowe
    @Grunklowe 4 роки тому +13

    There can never be enough Jesse impressions

  • @i2su405
    @i2su405 2 роки тому +2

    “His teeth are falling out of his head” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂

  • @hulkangry5546
    @hulkangry5546 2 роки тому +3

    Ant's impressions are simply unmatched.

  • @darthkahn45
    @darthkahn45 11 місяців тому +3

    OMG please someone tell me there's a link to Opie interviewing someone who isn't there lol

  • @shapes4893
    @shapes4893 4 роки тому +3

    My gums have no time to bleed killed me

  • @saladbreath607
    @saladbreath607 29 днів тому +1

    I wish Jimmy had been in studio too!

  • @tubby4388
    @tubby4388 Рік тому +2

    Jesse needs to pop some Chiclets in to plug the gaps from his missing teef.

  • @WordsOfMassDeception
    @WordsOfMassDeception 4 роки тому +9

    Anthonys got me dying with his impressions of Arnold and Jesse 😂😂😂 everytime

  • @Born2b_WILDe
    @Born2b_WILDe 4 роки тому +2

    "My gums were imploded by shuper thermite. They alsho used HARP to erode my hairline" - Jesse Ventura.

  • @joepass1883
    @joepass1883 4 роки тому +3

    This Jesse clip is on RT, a Moscow based network

    • @joepass1883
      @joepass1883 4 роки тому

      Navy seal bitchin about trumps ties to Russia what a buffoon

  • @dannybhoy2739
    @dannybhoy2739 4 роки тому +6

    Whatever happened to PLUM ISLAND! 😂

  • @xheiser
    @xheiser Місяць тому +1

    Jesse actually does have a jacket with his name on the back lol

  • @Thunderchild-gz4gc
    @Thunderchild-gz4gc 2 роки тому +3

    Thermite paint blew his teeth away. MIND CONTROL!

  • @Anuskasv0
    @Anuskasv0 4 роки тому +5

    I live off the grid down in Mexicooo. I use my forehead as a solar panel.

  • @josephramous731
    @josephramous731 4 роки тому +3

    Omg I’m crying laughing so hard ant you fuck! 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Jesse the dentures Ventura 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Twobarpsi
    @Twobarpsi 3 роки тому +4

    Ant's Jesse imitation is fucking hilarious!

  • @MrEvanNoyes
    @MrEvanNoyes 4 роки тому +4

    Holy hell does he look old. Last time I saw a Ventura clip was when he was being a tough guy with Jimmy

  • @yooyo8303
    @yooyo8303 3 роки тому +2

    “That’s not a telescope, where’s the glass?” Perfect

  • @CarlosSantos-kv9ip
    @CarlosSantos-kv9ip 3 роки тому +3

    Doesn’t Anthony know by now that nothing makes us happier than giving Jessie Ventura a 900 minute beating? A “Jessie” character could be Anthony’s Chip Chipperson.

  • @LIBERTYSINCURSION
    @LIBERTYSINCURSION Рік тому +2

    Ant's impression is so on point. Fucking hysterical.

  • @rschultz9492
    @rschultz9492 3 роки тому +2

    I was a fighter. Celery was the enemy. Camped north of cancun, the white shands of mexshico.

    • @rschultz9492
      @rschultz9492 Рік тому

      I was a bully... I was. Governator. I shush through my teeth like Rich Voshh. (Love Rich Vos, it's just playful banter, he's one of the greats)

  • @MrCarpen7er
    @MrCarpen7er 25 днів тому

    This has to be the funniest video ever on UA-cam. I've never laughed like this 😂😂😂

  • @splerth3771
    @splerth3771 4 роки тому +3

    "Thanksh for your shervish!"

  • @richardspikman7116
    @richardspikman7116 3 роки тому +2

    You guys make me laugh out loud, I love your show.

  • @misterx1978
    @misterx1978 4 роки тому +3

    "Ol Painless" should take care of the rest of Jesse's teeth.

  • @mitchaelhollingsworth1698
    @mitchaelhollingsworth1698 4 роки тому +7

    where can i find some chompers like that? you know i wish that i had jesse's tooth

  • @LazlowUK
    @LazlowUK 4 роки тому +1

    Still to this day, the fucking Ventura impersonations Ant pulls, makes me fucking howl hahah

  • @MrBlick76
    @MrBlick76 Рік тому

    Omfg THE PREDATOR LAUGHS AT HIS MOUTH 😂😂😂😂😂 IM FKN DEAD I CANT BREATHE

  • @sardonicus76
    @sardonicus76 Рік тому +2

    “Minnuh-SOOOOOOOO-dahhh!”

  • @roberttauzer7042
    @roberttauzer7042 2 роки тому +3

    About outfit, Jesse was the actual leader of Mongols bikers, SEAL spec ops soldier, movie star, WWF-WWE wrestler, held an actual public office, governor, bodybuilder, he did more cool shit in his life than most people can dream of. Also, his angle is extremely reasonable on 9-11 and other stuff. he knows how the state works from the inside. Jessie is a national treasure, but Ant is always funny as fck.

    • @Thunderchild-gz4gc
      @Thunderchild-gz4gc 2 роки тому

      Jesse is more fake than his WWE days. He's not a Vietnam veteran, claimed Agent Orange ended his wrestling career even though he wasn't exposed, and left Minnesota with a massive deficit.

  • @bearworldwide101
    @bearworldwide101 3 роки тому +1

    Jesse Ventura wants off the grid...
    Goes to Mexico...You're still more on the grid!

  • @powwowtv282
    @powwowtv282 3 роки тому +7

    0:16 that shake was fire😂