I thought I was actually gonna make it through this video without laughing until I literally cannot breathe, but after that it just got worse and worse lmao.
Thoma: Joined because he felt like it Albedo: Joined because the currency was too strange to understand so he got the job instead to get his orders for free Sucrose: Straight up just followed Albedo Childe: Joined cuz he realized he missed the BTS meal event so he got the job to see if there was a chance he could bring it back Gorou: Joined because hes a good boi and realized Kokomi is wasting money getting food for the troops so he got the job to get 50% off XIangling: finally realized she was the manager
2:17 “And it’s kinda weird to ask you right now since your working right, right now and, it’s it’s a little weird… and I kinda bought this car off a ….used garage sale..” - Aether 2022
“You do want some of my cream, right?” “It’s alright you can have some…” “No worries, I’ll never break… “THATS NICE UNFORTUNATELY I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE” 😭 I’m dying
0:59 Scaramouche and Ei not knowing where the exit is is pure gold I honestly thought Aether was about to confess or something but what happened was even better
There's a lot of things Xiao can tolerate at this job. Customers drinking from the drink fountain, taking their precious time ordering their food/not ordering at all, customers with no money, or paying with outlandish things that isn't considered a proper currency? That's all okay. But one thing he will NOT tolerate is customers twerking on the countertop. That's where we draw the line!
4:20 favorite part aside from diluc and kaeya fist fighting, albedo collapsing after drinking toilet water and sucrose wondering if he's an impostor is guoba doing the fucking club penguin dance LMAO
bro when yomiya ordered the whole menu, lemme tell you that gave me war flash backs when I actually worked at mcdonalds LMAO them running around like that is on point
“oh boy it’s the dynamic… purple shits” BYEEE LMAOOO
I thought I was actually gonna make it through this video without laughing until I literally cannot breathe, but after that it just got worse and worse lmao.
"How about you start paying your rent?"
@@anglegrass “But I already do that ;(”
I promised myself I wouldn’t laugh- then I absolutely _lost it_
Lean.
Scaramouche: There is no happiness in this world
Xiao: Yes
yes
yes
Yes
yes
The abyss mage said it back then as well
Legend says Yoimiya still hasn’t gotten her order yet.
im yoimiya and i affirm this as true
im yoimiya and i affirm this as true (2)
I’m not Yoimiya but I affirm this as true (3)
im yoimiya and i affirm this as true (4)
I’m yoimiya and I affirm this as true (5)
Aether: “Do you have my sister?”
Xiao: *chokes aether*
Aether: “*chokes* harder-“
IKR LOL
IK I was like 😃
HELP LMFAO 💀💀
Xiao: 😐
Kinky
Yoymiya: *Orders entire menu*
Rest of the staff: *Cutely panics*
Xiao: Thanks for ordering.
Yoimiya: I'll take the whole menu~
Thoma: EVERYONE PREPARE THE MEALS
Albedo: *gently cleans the floor*
What a strange floor
Also why is no one talking about thoma just slinding 💀
@@Maxmayormaynotbeinsane LMFAOO
As a dutiful janitor would
HELPJJSJWNSNNSNSJD
i love the relationship with xiao and gouba
Xiouba
The only person (or living being) that Xiao can manage
Fr
guoba is adorable
ikr
The way Kokomi is like “you’re overreacting” with the calmest voice
😀
Thats why i want Kokomi and i got her
“you ARE oVeRrEaCtInG”
Yooooooo if only my friends did that
thats so cute-
3:48 plot twist: Sara was driving the car
Honestly not a plot twist for me, I expected that from her
lmaooo i just realised aether said "harder" while xiao was choking him at 2:45
Lumine sitting on a hill watching with the Abyss Herald
"God I wish that was me"
@@lastpringle8904 KSVDKWJDKWJDLBWKDBWJS
@@lastpringle8904 WAIT YOURE LAST PRINGLE? CAN I GET U
It’s good to see Thoma finally having a job instead of living in a dumpster
true-
Which he promptly lost after the McDonald's exploded.
@@karawang3675 yes
@@karawang3675 ok true- I guess back to the dumpster he goes..
Legend has it he moved to mcdonalds dumpster
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Itto: IT’S ITTO TIME
*starts twerking*
*gets run over*
K but he would definitely do that
@@hakane3812 yes. it is so canon and i love the fact such a chaotic character was put in game
HELP💀💀💀
@@joshuarosfart Sara is in that car lmao
"My shift is finally coming to an end"
Baron bunny:"And so is your life"
fr tho-
Bravo with the comment
It's difficult to kill a demigod
Xiao: Finally, thank you
timestamp pls?
Thoma: Yow Xiao! I’m on break
Xiao: Did you finished Yoimiya!s order yet?
Thoma: Nope! *”With confident smile”*
*”Sad Xiangling Burning”*
Thoma literally: 😁😁😁
* Everyone panicking for Yoimiya's order *
Meanwhile Albedo:* Peacefuly cleaning the floors *
VENTI'S VOICE IS SO SWEET AND ACCURATE HELP
IKR ITS SO CUTEEE
IKR
AHHH ITS SO CUTE
YEAHHH!
AS SOMEONE WITH A VENTI BODYPILLOW YES
“But mom there is no happiness in this world” lmao
hi guoba. i take it you're ordering, guoba?
@@carolbao7902 *orders in guoba*
Guoba excellent choice Guoba, right away Guoba
@@IamGundam3 Here you go guoba
@@carolbao7902 Guoba
4:35 *"Why did you drink the toilet water?"* 💀
*"what if it was the imposter-"*
Why *did* he drink the toilet water? We may never know...
@@cookie_7 for an experiment. it went wrong due to how strange it tasted
Xiao and Guoba’s relationship in these videos is genuinely so wholesome
I absolutely agree
0:59
I like how Raiden and Scaramouche casually run out of the restaurant in the BG 💀
Xiao: *Suffocating Aether*
Aether: *Harder.*
Xiao: What
Aether: What
what
what
what
What
what
Thoma: Joined because he felt like it
Albedo: Joined because the currency was too strange to understand so he got the job instead to get his orders for free
Sucrose: Straight up just followed Albedo
Childe: Joined cuz he realized he missed the BTS meal event so he got the job to see if there was a chance he could bring it back
Gorou: Joined because hes a good boi and realized Kokomi is wasting money getting food for the troops so he got the job to get 50% off
XIangling: finally realized she was the manager
Xiangling probably forgets time to time she's the manager
i love that hes trying to hold his laughter in and just laughed under his breath at 4:25
ikr that was so cute lol
@@planetwasabi what..?
@@planetwasabi 🤨
@@planetwasabi 🧐
@@planetwasabi 🤔
1:25 “yoimiya ordered everything” *panics* albedo just mopping 🧑🏼🦯
i guess being a janitor isn't that bad after all
4:11 Albedo went missing
The way Xiangling says it tho
Can we just take a second to appreciate how good the voices for each character are though
The one that surprised me the most is Venti's voice
okay entirely off topic but I love how your pfp is abnormality dancing girl I love that song-
@@soupsshiho-v4 same its one of my favorite songs
i was just listening to abnormality dancing girl before this and i must say i love your pfp
Superb casting... Now I want my Shogun to have the British posh accent, fits perfectly...
2:43
Xiao: _chokes Aether so hard_
Aether: *harde-*
4:51 and... yeah, his car still there
I JUST REALIZED THAT LOL
I mean
Same
OH GOD XD
DETAILLLLLL YES
HELP LMAO I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED
"Hello welcome to McDonalds how may I take your orderrrRRRRR"
I love it.
Same
Yeeesssss i love that part
Wow thanks sounds absolutely greaaaaaaa
1:39 Xiao : WHAT IS THAT🙆♂️
_The Xiao was Too stunned to speak_ 0:15
The voice for Venti sounds pretty accurate actually.
it is
@@barbatos944 HOLY SHI-
Xiao’s little wink when he says “back” is so cute hdjdkdjdhd
ackkkk yes
I love how albedo was just cleaning while everyone is panicking
420 likes
Bruh wtf is that pfp..
..it’s beautiful
2:56 is my favorite literally couldn’t stop laughing lmao 🤣
4:06 LOOK AT XIAO.
This has to be my favorite series. "The Nights At McDonalds."
fnaf? nah its five nights at mcdonalds
My friend has the same pfp but on tiktok
Same, they give me life
@@starlightparades fnam
“it’s the dynamic purple shits” got me crying💀
I am
Yoimiya: orders the entire menu
Thoma: GO GO GO GO
Albedo: clean clean
4:37
sucrose: mr albedo WHY DID YOU DRINK THE TOILET WATER
1:13
PLEASE WHY DID THAT MAKE ME LAUGH-
WHEN XIAO WAS CHOKING AETHER I SWEAR I HEARD HIM SAY HARDER
You aren’t hallucinating
😀
😀🔫
😀🔪
HE DID 💀
Xiao: *chokes aether*
Aether: harde-
You really won, aether i hate u😭
800th liker here
3:08 VENTI ALWAYS NEEDS TO SAY "TSK"
MIHIYO HEAR MY VOICE
HEAR ARE VOICES MIHOYO
PLS HOYO LET VENTI TSK
“But mom, there is no happiness in this world.”
Xiao: Unfortunately, he is absolutely correct.
did we not notice xiao saying "what can I do you for" instead of "what can I do for you?"
No one:
Literally no one:
Venti: TISK TISK TISK
Edit: Why is everyone saying print😭
print print print
Sale print
Only one person needed to say print🚶🏾♀️
Sale: print print print
IM THJNKING OF VENTI INUSRD WITH A PRINTING MACBINE
yoimiya : is my order is ready ?
Xiao: almost done
While the kicthen is on fire
3:30 I LOVE THIS PART AND OMG HOW HIS EYE GLITCHED
That isn't a glitch that's him going insaner
what
the way Xiao talk to other people as if he wants to die and with guoba it sounds like that was the best part of his whole damn life.
2:17 “And it’s kinda weird to ask you right now since your working right, right now and, it’s it’s a little weird… and I kinda bought this car off a ….used garage sale..” - Aether 2022
“You do want some of my cream, right?”
“It’s alright you can have some…”
“No worries, I’ll never break…
“THATS NICE UNFORTUNATELY I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE”
😭 I’m dying
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUY DILUC BEING BUILT ABSOLUTELY DIFFERENT 😭😭
💀😭
been searching for this comment my bro my guy my dude
What delusions do to a mf
ONG
And why is he stuck in the wall at the end 😭😭
THE “Sup goober”, ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY SAID IT AT THE SAME TIME I’M SHITTING TEARSBEYEYEHFLP
1:20 LMFAO I LIKE HOW THOMA IS JUST SLIDING NOT MOVING HIS LEGS AR ALLSVDVNDHDBD
Thoma: * on break *
Xiangling: *Gouba went too far*
Xiao: ate Venti's ice cream
Still Xiao: know where the ice cream come from-
the chemistry between Ei and Scaramouche is too good 😂
They are not called the dynamic purple shits for nothing
Mother-son bonding
this was so chaotic
Same but its so funny
i love your pfp omg
I MUST HAVE MISCALCULATED WHY DID YOU DRINK THE TOILET WATER LMAOOOOO SUCROSE
1:16 I was drinking water,
but now the water is on the floor
thank you Visible XD
xiao is by far the best employee, give him a raise
look at what he’s gone through for money
Why did aether say “harder” when xiao choked him 💀🧍♀️
lol
Cause Aether is sub asf
That was the best part 😂😭✋
@@IchigoDragneel 😭
LMAOAOOOO
At 3:36 poor Xiao was fed up to the point WITH HIS EYES TWITCHING- I can't 🤣
2:27 Damn I thought Aether was gonna ask xiao out😆
Same :'D
2:45
xiao: *chokes aether*
Aether: "harder"
xiao: visible confusion
4:28
Sucrose:- Mr. Albedo.. I must have miscalculated.. why did you drink toilet water?
I lost my sh*t in this one 😂
I love when Xiao chasing Itto, and then Itto got hit by a car..
That's hella funny. I can't LMAOO
I want them meet each other again
2:51
As you can see, this is proof of Kazuha’s mother’s vulgar behavior
i love when thoma said: “EVERYONE MOVE MOVE MOVE OK SHE ORDED THE WHOLE MENU” and albedo just starts sweeping the floor 😭
2:05 why is no one talking about what Bennett said 💀
0:59
Scaramouche and Ei not knowing where the exit is is pure gold
I honestly thought Aether was about to confess or something but what happened was even better
True fr 😭
Xiao was probably crying on the inside 😭
There's a lot of things Xiao can tolerate at this job. Customers drinking from the drink fountain, taking their precious time ordering their food/not ordering at all, customers with no money, or paying with outlandish things that isn't considered a proper currency? That's all okay.
But one thing he will NOT tolerate is customers twerking on the countertop. That's where we draw the line!
Albedo looking in the toilet bowl:
What a strange device-
XDDDD
1:39 I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD AT A VIDEO💀
kokomi: " don't worry 😇😇 " 😭😭
4:20 favorite part aside from diluc and kaeya fist fighting, albedo collapsing after drinking toilet water and sucrose wondering if he's an impostor is guoba doing the fucking club penguin dance LMAO
Yoimiya will be sharing her whole meal with Lumine over in the basement where Aether literally has no access to.
TRUEE
@@CodexGlitch WAIT WHAT? I HAD COMMENTED THIS 3 WEEKS AGO? I DONT REMEMBER TYPING THIS-
cause it was 3 weeks ago and Paimon is still drinking Cocogoat milk
@@CodexGlitch WAIT WHAT?-
If you don't straighten your spine now, you'll be like Diluc
i feel like this was directly to me.....
Are you…spying me? 😨
i will straighten your intestines
Thank you for the reminder, you saved my life.
Everyone : Panicking cuz Yoimiya ordered the whole menu
Albedo : m0p
Xiangling : dEpResseD
bro when yomiya ordered the whole menu, lemme tell you that gave me war flash backs when I actually worked at mcdonalds LMAO them running around like that is on point
Chongyun: You sure want some cream from me, don't you?
Xiao: 🤨📸
📸🤨
simple words to Xiao
minimum wage, minimum effort
👍
At the end when its 4:47 I LOVE HOW DILUC AT THE BACK IT'S STUCK
I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE THAT LMAOOO
Xiao: your total will be 379$
Kokomi: i have a question, can i pay the a fish
Xiao: WHAT IS THAT-
1:34
“Harder” LMAOAOA ILL NEVER GET TIRED OF THESE
0:08
That smirk tho ✋
the voice-acting is top-tier
0:36 the “Sup goober” is too funny! 🤣🤣
"I know you want some of my cream." we jumped straight in and see this 💀
1:20 even the manager is working
Mcdonalds crew's nightmare: a karen
Teyvat mcdonalds crew's nightmare: *YOIMIYA*
0:54 I THOUGHT SHE WAS GONNA SAY HOW ABOUT YOU GO TO THERAPY FOR A SECOND BDJDJHD
I'm scared at how Yoimiya blinked with her eyes already shut
"you do want some of my cream don't you" HHGELPPP
scara look so cute
“everyone hurry, get to work, she ordered the entire menu!”
albedo: *mops aggressively*
2:46 "harder" aether really said choke me daddy , rip aether still didnt found his sister
What have you done with Morax pants
LOL
@@xiao7320 LMAO
He really did 😂
NAUR...i mean i did mean that.
03:34 THE EYE MOVEMENT GOT ME WHEEEEEEEEZING _🤣😭🤣🤣_
1:50 they're so cute lol
“morning there,i see you want some of my cream dont you?” dude turned into a marketable ice cream machine
thoma: EVERYONE SHE ORDERED THE WHOLE MENU GET TO WORK!
albedo: *brings bucket and mop*