ASMR Roleplay: Give Her To Me [Girlfriend Protects You From Your Ex], [F4F], [Cafe]

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  • Опубліковано 10 лис 2024

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  • @ZimLikesPastaAnimation
    @ZimLikesPastaAnimation 4 роки тому +1022

    Me: *blushes in gay *
    Also me: *cries in single *

  • @theBisexualVillain
    @theBisexualVillain 4 роки тому +201

    I didn't realize how love starved i was till my eyes started to tear up when she said sweetness in the beginning

  • @bakaxbakalovely
    @bakaxbakalovely 4 роки тому +212

    YIIIIIIIKESSSS!!!!, I don’t know what I’m more afraid of, Michelle being angry or giving my order to a barista and even making conversation

  • @leo_1408
    @leo_1408 4 роки тому +147

    "You got anyone else you need me yell at I'm in the mood to be a**hole"
    *me to my siblings*

  • @solstice4522
    @solstice4522 4 роки тому +412

    “Then give her to me.” Thanks my ovaries just exploded😂💕

    • @Music_Lad
      @Music_Lad 2 роки тому +5

      Oh dear god, so graphic, why! why! why!

    • @Ruby_Eve
      @Ruby_Eve 2 роки тому +11

      If you're a girl gamer and you're really good, are they your provaries?

    • @jay1924
      @jay1924 2 роки тому +7

      @@Ruby_Eve ...I shouldn't have laughed at this as hard as I did

    • @nivgaming1255
      @nivgaming1255 Рік тому +4

      @@Ruby_Eve That's golden girl (Am Trans Female)

  • @august5991
    @august5991 4 роки тому +397

    My ex girlfriend just recently cheated on me (and is trying to get back together), so thank you for making this. It really helped me and I’m sure it’ll help many others as well :)

    • @Jules.de..
      @Jules.de.. 4 роки тому +17

      Aw I‘m so sorry this is the worst :( I hope you‘ll feel better :)

    • @thebigmightywolf4929
      @thebigmightywolf4929 4 роки тому +9

      Damn, what a moron. I hope you are feeling better mate

    • @akilahsade
      @akilahsade 4 роки тому +7

      i am so sorry but SAMEEEE *with my best friend at that*

    • @vin7513
      @vin7513 3 роки тому +6

      @@akilahsade I’m so sorry

    • @Ccamiona
      @Ccamiona 2 роки тому +1

      It's ok love, not everybody has good taste i mean like, who would let YOU go out of all people?😗💅

  • @victoriavilulf5058
    @victoriavilulf5058 4 роки тому +73

    My little gay heart just melted.

  • @eleanormcarthur9072
    @eleanormcarthur9072 4 роки тому +515

    Her: I haven't been smoking in eight days
    Me: good! I am not letting you get lung cancer because of cigarettes!

    • @projectprdctns
      @projectprdctns 4 роки тому +45

      Cigarettes, you mean, cancer sticks

    • @eleanormcarthur9072
      @eleanormcarthur9072 4 роки тому +32

      @@projectprdctns yes you're totally right thank you for correcting me yes that is the right name for them

    • @alayablack9104
      @alayablack9104 4 роки тому +12

      Me reading coments with a cig in my mouth...

    • @projectprdctns
      @projectprdctns 4 роки тому +17

      @@alayablack9104 **slowly fills up water bucket**

    • @fenrirl.g.d8814
      @fenrirl.g.d8814 4 роки тому +10

      Ja you will have to force me to stop smoking
      *bratty smoking sounds*

  • @msmith05
    @msmith05 4 роки тому +554

    Omg you sound like Chloe from life is strange, this is too perfect

    • @superweirdo6165
      @superweirdo6165 4 роки тому +42

      Oh thank god, I thought I was the only one who thought that 😉🙏

    • @alayablack9104
      @alayablack9104 4 роки тому +24

      I read that as she was talking about max. Nice 😂

    • @RogueIRL23
      @RogueIRL23 4 роки тому +8

      EXACTLY!!!

    • @grattful
      @grattful 4 роки тому +7

      Omg she dose!

    • @prncsreo1589
      @prncsreo1589 4 роки тому +5

      Chloe is a shitty waifu

  • @sangwoo3387
    @sangwoo3387 4 роки тому +110

    let’s go lesbians let’s go 🏃🏻‍♀️

    • @volkov-vorona
      @volkov-vorona 3 роки тому +11

      *C L A P C L A P*

    • @macenziesmith8620
      @macenziesmith8620 3 роки тому +11

      *cheers in the background *

    • @Quiznackle
      @Quiznackle 2 роки тому +5

      Don't ask why I, an asexual, am here...
      Go go go my beautiful lesbian friends!!!

    • @hannahfbr
      @hannahfbr 2 роки тому +4

      where are we going?

    • @thatsmorgann
      @thatsmorgann 2 роки тому

      ✨ 𝗚 𝗜 𝗥 𝗟 𝗦✨ 😫😫

  • @eleanormcarthur9072
    @eleanormcarthur9072 4 роки тому +134

    Her: ta darling!
    My mind: you missed a chance to tell him to "f___ off" 😂

    • @lelubunny3095
      @lelubunny3095 4 роки тому +8

      Eleanor McArthur I was waiting for this comment. Thank you 🤣

    • @eleanormcarthur9072
      @eleanormcarthur9072 4 роки тому +9

      Like when the listener received the call I was like alright we answer the call and tell him "fu_k off you idiot jerk face"

    • @theOfcStranger
      @theOfcStranger 4 роки тому +5

      Fine off?

  • @ziachan5149
    @ziachan5149 4 роки тому +196

    "Leave my girlfriend alone"
    EEEKKKKK I IMAGINE CHOLE PRICE SAYING THIS I CAN'T STOP FLUSTERED ABOUT IT~~

    • @holylaury3633
      @holylaury3633 3 роки тому +5

      SO GLAD I WASN’T THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT SHE SOUNDED LIKE CHLOE PRICE

    • @Nyghtgirl27
      @Nyghtgirl27 3 роки тому +2

      Holy hell, She does sound like Chloe Price!

    • @GraceSquad13
      @GraceSquad13 2 роки тому +1

      She so does sound like Chloe.
      Like holy shit I hear it more now

  • @MaryJane-hl2hj
    @MaryJane-hl2hj 4 роки тому +60

    This was super sweet nice to see this series continue

  • @mid_day3090
    @mid_day3090 4 роки тому +209

    A random angel:.......
    A random demon:......
    *My bisexual self screeching in an unhuman way due to this video*
    A random angel: That thing is not a angel
    A random demon: it’s not a demon either nor human

    • @goobiehayes9479
      @goobiehayes9479 4 роки тому +11

      AHH-HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. AH, AH. AH. AHYA

    • @paulasilva9370
      @paulasilva9370 4 роки тому +10

      I’m wheezing please help.

    • @Remi_Lin
      @Remi_Lin 4 роки тому +9

      (GREMLIN INTENSIFIES)

    • @awitchymushroom6991
      @awitchymushroom6991 3 роки тому +1

      Their both right I am an inhuman entity beyond their understanding 😌😌😌😌😌😌

    • @sophiamacgregor2011
      @sophiamacgregor2011 3 роки тому

      Ugh ik her voice is sooooo pretty!!!❤❤

  • @kinleyo8845
    @kinleyo8845 4 роки тому +46

    The “ta, darling” made me absolutely lose my shit but this was so adorable omg

  • @kirstin1000
    @kirstin1000 4 роки тому +65

    That's right, babe-- *claim me* !!! 😄 I love this series🤗💖

  • @FireDrage
    @FireDrage 3 роки тому +17

    The way you answered the phone was both hilarious and sassy at the same time, I loved it.

  • @superweirdo6165
    @superweirdo6165 4 роки тому +170

    She sounds like chole price, am I the only one that thinks that?

  • @barak363363
    @barak363363 4 роки тому +54

    You could make a business of making the X ran away. That phone conversation was D-O-P-E

  • @QuinnAnneASMR
    @QuinnAnneASMR 4 роки тому +38

    Omg I love everything about this 💖 you're voice is so soothingly perfect!

  • @Tigershark_3082
    @Tigershark_3082 4 роки тому +37

    Seriously awesome work! This one is definitively gonna help someone!

  • @daisy3922
    @daisy3922 4 роки тому +24

    Is this what love feels like

  • @Jjj-nl8ig
    @Jjj-nl8ig 4 роки тому +22

    love this!
    and if your actually getting clean from smoking im so proud! i know its difficult, but you can do it!

  • @rosesmic5949
    @rosesmic5949 4 роки тому +16

    THE WAY SHE BLEW OFF I CANT😭😭💀

  • @RapscallionsMumpling
    @RapscallionsMumpling 4 роки тому +33

    THIS WAS AMAZING

  • @RogueIRL23
    @RogueIRL23 4 роки тому +65

    ... Anyone else get a nosebleed during the phone call? No? Just me? ok

    • @Alexathechaotic777
      @Alexathechaotic777 3 роки тому

      I did as well 😀

    • @twashburn80
      @twashburn80 3 роки тому

      Oh u don't Evan wanna know- my mom walked in and I was rolling on the floor screeching and I was in a puddle of my own nose blood-

  • @kat0567
    @kat0567 4 роки тому +7

    Aww, I love this! This is the first video of yours I’ve found! I’ve always loved the thought of someone standing up for me.
    I’d had gone on one of my first dates with a girl and this situation occurred where I showed I was clearly uncomfortable and tried standing up for myself and it wasn’t working.
    My date wouldn’t acknowledge it at all, despite me dragging her away from what was happening and saying like how I wanted to get away, and that the situation wasn’t stopping or calming down all these different things.
    So thank you for this! It makes me happy and makes that memory make me realize that someone will one day stand up for me even if I can’t or tried my best to do so.
    *gently taps the like and subscribe button*

  • @valviform
    @valviform 10 місяців тому +2

    I'm gonna cry i hate him so damn much for what he did to me. Hearing this it almost healed me a bit.
    Gotta take notes for my therapist

  • @runauwu7882
    @runauwu7882 4 роки тому +20

    I-i actually need my gf to be like this-

  • @Princess-Victoriaundergale
    @Princess-Victoriaundergale 4 роки тому +23

    I love this sooo much

  • @cheesecakeisgood4404
    @cheesecakeisgood4404 4 роки тому +19

    I swear this is too wholesome I can't take it *cry's in lesbian*

  • @mehmet2bm371
    @mehmet2bm371 4 роки тому +15

    Oooh, another underrated channel!

    • @Armaganth
      @Armaganth 4 роки тому +4

      Yet another great find !

  • @ichhalt5416
    @ichhalt5416 4 роки тому +49

    I'm lonely

  • @sleepybee94
    @sleepybee94 4 роки тому +30

    AHHH! SO CUTE!!💖💓💕💞💗💖

  • @blessedandbiwithahintofmagic
    @blessedandbiwithahintofmagic 2 роки тому +3

    God, this feels so good when I imagine me being protected by my girlfriend this way - I now know something I could do to protect a charming maiden, and, while I hope never to have to do something like this, I will have to remember this, as it made me feel sooooooo safe listening to it, and I want her to feel just the same as I do, and help her end a major problem she's having with a good conclusion

  • @courtney_timmins
    @courtney_timmins 4 роки тому +15

    I have taken an interest in a relationship with women for the past few years, I had crush on my friend (girl) and I didn't realise it till after getting in an argument with her. But I've tried to push it down and stop it since:
    1. I'm into men too
    2. My mom doesn't think I'd be in a relationship with a woman.
    3. I wasn't born that way, I grew into it.

    • @justsomefairywithinterneta920
      @justsomefairywithinterneta920 4 роки тому +1

      You don't have to put a label on it, darling! You could be anything, but you don't have to label it. You can just like who you like and that's none of anyone else's business! Have a good day, sweetie!

  • @betularussula
    @betularussula 4 роки тому +8

    This is exactly what I needed omg

  • @rachel7823
    @rachel7823 4 роки тому +55

    u sound like Chloe price !!!!!!!

    • @MiniFoxX7
      @MiniFoxX7 3 роки тому +1

      And she mentions a someone named "max" which makes it more like that 😂

  • @rileyanne6737
    @rileyanne6737 2 роки тому +1

    " and u making her look like she gonna cry only makes me wanna work extra hard to make her feel better in all the right ways" i blushed at that i-

  • @genreboy3802
    @genreboy3802 4 роки тому +2

    4:02 Aw this really sweet. And the chocolate's nice too.

  • @timpertaniasmr5950
    @timpertaniasmr5950 4 роки тому +40

    Come on it's to perfect she said she wanted to text max and she sounds just like chloe♥️😭

  • @LIYAGONEMISSING
    @LIYAGONEMISSING 3 роки тому +5

    The squeal i made when she talked was PERFECT

  • @evaisimmature
    @evaisimmature 3 роки тому +2

    this is the real definition of love omfg

  • @reelodeelo4502
    @reelodeelo4502 4 роки тому +23

    Ok but if your ex is calling a lot like that pick it up and tell them a time and place cause I will fight

  • @waffles_0650
    @waffles_0650 4 роки тому +55

    This is so hot 😳 and sweet ❤ u do an amazing work😍

  • @ArthemisaValo
    @ArthemisaValo 4 роки тому +17

    I would really love to listen to you talk on a GL video game. I really love your voice! Thanks! 🌈♥️

  • @theloshii
    @theloshii 4 роки тому +27

    liked it already

  • @alayablack9104
    @alayablack9104 4 роки тому +11

    Love the audio. Just got a new subscriber

  • @dashnxz
    @dashnxz 2 роки тому +3

    ok but “why hello, you’ve reached the get over yourself hotline, how can i help you move on today” cracked me LMAO

  • @mac5679
    @mac5679 4 роки тому +9

    My little heart..
    ✨e v a p o r a t e d✨

  • @blackhat4257
    @blackhat4257 Рік тому +2

    Bro, if I ever got into a relationship and they got me a rose made of chocolate, I would marry them on the spot!

  • @luviedovester600
    @luviedovester600 4 роки тому +10

    I'm blushing like a wildfire

  • @ahhhh2336
    @ahhhh2336 4 роки тому +12

    Yup, I'm definitely lesbian.

  • @PenniDeadful
    @PenniDeadful 2 роки тому +1

    I know this is meant for a large audience but I have to admit this made me blush hardcore. That "Give her to me" line really, ummm, did things to me.

  • @partiallyburntcheesesandwi4040
    @partiallyburntcheesesandwi4040 2 роки тому +1

    8:11 ✨best part✨

  • @keiracampbell6185
    @keiracampbell6185 3 роки тому +3

    i loved this so much just the boost of love i needed :))

  • @demichaelgalloway9456
    @demichaelgalloway9456 2 роки тому +1

    This was great listening and BTW the give her to me line had me going!

  • @savybalom2713
    @savybalom2713 3 роки тому +4

    "I haven't been smoking"
    Me: HELL YEAH SHE WILL LIVE FOREVER

  • @mariduh8367
    @mariduh8367 4 роки тому +7

    stuff likes this makes me more interested in having a physical form

  • @aether_feathers
    @aether_feathers 4 роки тому +10

    🤍 im dying 🖤 ❤️❤️❤️
    Who wouldn't want a girlfriend like that ? Seriously

  • @vanillepudding697
    @vanillepudding697 2 роки тому +1

    Okay this is the good stuff! Thank uuu

  • @sierrawatson8314
    @sierrawatson8314 4 роки тому +6

    Funny how I grabbed a bottle of water before I saw and picked this video 😂😂

  • @gracegillies5161
    @gracegillies5161 3 роки тому +4

    “Then give her to me” 🥺🥵 ummm we arent going shopping we are going home now lol 😂

  • @realafah
    @realafah 3 роки тому +2

    I need a girl like this in my life 😭

  • @cheesecakeisgood4404
    @cheesecakeisgood4404 4 роки тому +8

    My gay little heart can't take this! Eeeeeee

  • @zachinhyrule2351
    @zachinhyrule2351 3 роки тому +4

    After seeing this, You have got to get someone and Make a Life is Strange Asmr with Max and Chloe!

  • @alternative_louis6588
    @alternative_louis6588 3 роки тому +7

    my bi curious little heart is EXPLODING WITH HAPPINESS💜💜💜💜💜💜
    💙💙💙💙💙 💖💖💖💖💖💖

    • @alternative_louis6588
      @alternative_louis6588 3 роки тому

      watching this over as a newly neptunic demigirl and THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE

  • @lolblunts
    @lolblunts 4 роки тому +2

    THIS IS PERFECT

  • @lynnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
    @lynnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn 2 роки тому +1

    The opening to when you answered the phone- I swear I Started laughing. But this is amazing!!

  • @valviform
    @valviform 10 місяців тому +2

    I need a girl like this so fucking bad it hurts

  • @mexican_konnichiwasenpai8292
    @mexican_konnichiwasenpai8292 3 роки тому +2

    *Girlfriend of the day*

  • @Midnight-xf5od
    @Midnight-xf5od 2 роки тому +1

    Me*Gay screeching*
    My family:Is our daughter/sister ok
    Me:I'M A PTERODACTYL

  • @fluffyasmr7633
    @fluffyasmr7633 4 роки тому +5

    Sips coffee

  • @littlewolfie8878
    @littlewolfie8878 3 роки тому +1

    This is of great comfort because I just found out that my girlfriend and best friend are in my class, but so is my ex boyfriend. 😠

  • @xpreppystarsx13
    @xpreppystarsx13 4 роки тому +8

    Gay = me.

  • @tainamelo2635
    @tainamelo2635 4 роки тому +5

    Im honestly questioning my sexuality after this

  • @manuiapoa7903
    @manuiapoa7903 3 роки тому +3

    Me: oh she is cute
    Friends: *wiggles there eyebrows
    Me: STOP IT

  • @naparicayos4269
    @naparicayos4269 2 роки тому +2

    Why is your voice makes me so much blush ╥﹏╥ ❤

  • @a_strange_fae
    @a_strange_fae 4 роки тому +4

    Im In the mood to be an asshole
    So damn true

  • @Alexathechaotic777
    @Alexathechaotic777 3 роки тому +1

    I really liked the video comrade. Also my gay heart just went 💖

  • @KatTheEmo1998.
    @KatTheEmo1998. Рік тому +1

    I love your voice!!!

  • @shototodorokifemaleneko3297
    @shototodorokifemaleneko3297 4 роки тому +12

    Ish i a catgirl XD

  • @GraceSquad13
    @GraceSquad13 2 роки тому +1

    Yup I’m love starved because I can tear up at loving gestures. Gentle forehead kisses, hand holding, comfort for things that I’m afraid someone will see as stupid. I’m afraid of loud noises, and if I tell my parents I’ll
    Be degraded about it, so thanks. Totally needed this, but only toxic ex I have avoids me like the fucking plague

  • @volkov-vorona
    @volkov-vorona 3 роки тому +2

    THIS IS MY GIRLFRIEND I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD, SHE WOULD STRANGLE THE LIFE OUT OF MY EX IF SHE CAME WITHIN A MILE OF ME

  • @awitchymushroom6991
    @awitchymushroom6991 3 роки тому +1

    Omg you made me feel so special ✨🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

  • @paulasilva9370
    @paulasilva9370 4 роки тому +5

    I was listening to your beautiful voice and my mom came in my room, and ask me why was I so red. I was like 😶😯 um nothing I just had a coughing fit yea.
    laughs in nervous BI girl

  • @winterkitten8907
    @winterkitten8907 3 роки тому

    I loved how she answer the phone! It was funny! I'm su subscribing!

  • @makishusbando318
    @makishusbando318 4 роки тому +3

    SHE SOUNDS LIKE AMANDA O’NEIL OMG MY WIFEEEEEEEEE😻

  • @gracesmith3123
    @gracesmith3123 4 роки тому +2

    I just said 15 then you literally went “ 15 calls in the past few days ” Me: 👁👄👁

  • @marybdrake1472
    @marybdrake1472 2 роки тому +1

    Hello, you've reached the get over yourself hotline. I loved that. 🤣

  • @shadowcloak2505
    @shadowcloak2505 4 роки тому

    I am filled with only the softest and mushiest emotions

  • @egandaskevich3600
    @egandaskevich3600 Рік тому +1

    I swear to God that's sounds like vi from arcane

  • @Grimfaxe
    @Grimfaxe 2 роки тому +1

    Ooh, this Got me biting my fist, goddamn 🤭

  • @tiaynabruce3555
    @tiaynabruce3555 2 роки тому +1

    who else had a gay panic overload

  • @PsychoAngell
    @PsychoAngell 4 роки тому +3

    Omg you sound like Chloe price!!

  • @eddiemunsonfangirl
    @eddiemunsonfangirl 2 роки тому +1

    O YES!!! I love this vid ps I’m a new sub 🤟☺️

  • @marilala7600
    @marilala7600 4 роки тому +1

    IT IS

  • @sunniethesimp5674
    @sunniethesimp5674 4 роки тому +2

    *_aaaAAAND OH FUCK I'M GAY_*

  • @MIDNIGHT_Official31
    @MIDNIGHT_Official31 4 роки тому +6

    Shit sometime is so sure I’m not bi but lesbian and this mad me question that again😩😩🥴🥴🥴🥴🥵🥵🥵

  • @brittanykernenbrittanykern6116
    @brittanykernenbrittanykern6116 4 роки тому +8

    Homestuck Damara you Maryam Aradia not blushing Girlfriend Kiss sitting on the couch laying down trade you Yes Brittany Meenah dance from trolls go it's raining trailer park Black