Burnie Burns - Honey Doesn't Spoil - Rooster Teeth

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  • @74hydrosport
    @74hydrosport 6 років тому +444

    "How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?!"

  • @TheKatalystQueen
    @TheKatalystQueen 4 роки тому +318

    This is the real reason he left the company.

    • @MavenFade
      @MavenFade 4 роки тому +2

      I didn't think he left, i thought he just stepped away from the public side of it

    • @metronicmagician1816
      @metronicmagician1816 4 роки тому +12

      @N3XTL3G3ND he sent out a letter a few days ago saying that though he will be in touch with the people of rooster teeth, and rooster teeth will have first look at things he’s doing he’s leaving the company (and apparently the whole country) to go do something else.

    • @brettthebest3978
      @brettthebest3978 4 роки тому

      Katalyst. He will probably come back

    • @jeffhughes7104
      @jeffhughes7104 4 роки тому +3

      We should tweet him "Hey. Just remember. Honey doesn't spoil." For good time's sake.

    • @anegwa
      @anegwa 3 роки тому

      I hate you all then. 😜

  • @DrSpikeSpiegel
    @DrSpikeSpiegel 10 років тому +1267

    This never stops being good...
    Just like honey.

  • @SuperBrokenWindows
    @SuperBrokenWindows 8 років тому +502

    "Honey doesn't spoil" doesn't spoil

  • @DS3Enjoyer
    @DS3Enjoyer 8 років тому +261

    What he doesn't realize is that he's just feeding the trolls by letting them know that it pisses him off.

    • @Lumaah
      @Lumaah 5 років тому +10

      I think he does realise but he just doesn’t care, he doesn’t want it in his feed so he blocks it out of it.

    • @vagrantender
      @vagrantender 4 роки тому

      Yeah fuck those fuckers. Block them all

    • @DS3Enjoyer
      @DS3Enjoyer 11 місяців тому

      ​@@Lumaah All that's going to do is feed them and make them do it more. Trolling 101

  • @Zyemeth0
    @Zyemeth0 8 років тому +1274

    Burnie just doesn't get the joke. Just like how he doesn't get the fact that honey doesn't spoil.

    • @rymeax8446
      @rymeax8446 8 років тому +4

      +Ian A. Stew I don't get it

    • @azaanow2327
      @azaanow2327 8 років тому +13

      What does that even mean?

    • @luckynumber7908
      @luckynumber7908 8 років тому +70

      WyvernKiller02 The joke, like the honey, will never spoil. It will never go away, that is the joke.

    • @awsomesaucekirby
      @awsomesaucekirby 7 років тому +5

      Ian Ainsworth it's a meme now

    • @achilldudewhoplaysgames758
      @achilldudewhoplaysgames758 7 років тому +1

      Ian Ainsworth honey doesn't spoil tho

  • @jdunlapmusic
    @jdunlapmusic 9 років тому +96

    This joke got me blocked from Burnie's Twitter during the first week of the original podcast episode.

  • @hugorsha
    @hugorsha 4 роки тому +68

    Should anyone tell him honey doesn't spoil before he leaves?

  • @KVirello
    @KVirello 8 років тому +334

    Spoiler: this is about honey

  • @neevemacdaddy8297
    @neevemacdaddy8297 8 років тому +311

    watching this i tweeted him "honey doesnt spoil" then he said he blocks people
    i deleted my tweet

  • @UltimaKeyMaster
    @UltimaKeyMaster 7 років тому +17

    Bernie never realizes that telling the goddamn internet to stop a joke makes them empowered to keep it up.
    It would die out if he stopped reacting to it. But now he IS the honey, and his anger is the honey that never spoils because he keeps it fresh.

  • @prongs8488
    @prongs8488 8 років тому +56

    Pure honey doesn't spoil, but honey with any additives does.

    • @fieldy409
      @fieldy409 5 років тому +5

      All food can spoil unless you manage to seal it without any live microscopic life and/or keep moisture out. Because spoiling just means something else is eating it like a fungus or bacteria. Which is why healthy stuff should usually spoil faster, because its good food.

    • @DBZHGWgamer
      @DBZHGWgamer 4 роки тому +8

      @@fieldy409 Not true at all. Honey does not spoil because it's acidic, and very very dry. Bacteria, fungus, ect cannot survive in honey. It's antimicrobial. It's also very healthy.

    • @killsudep
      @killsudep 3 роки тому +2

      @@DBZHGWgamer This, which is also why people in some parts of the world use honey to smother their wounds and cuts in order to keep them clean and sterile

  • @elliesieable
    @elliesieable 10 років тому +7

    I really enjoy your compilations and highlights! Thank you for posting!

  • @DeadAndAliveCat
    @DeadAndAliveCat 8 років тому +16

    Crystals on honey is actually a sign of good quality

  • @jacktingey7886
    @jacktingey7886 4 роки тому +22

    To be fair, to Burnie’s question about oil, it can be reused to a point, but then it starts to break down and become carcinogenic. So, even if it doesn’t smell bad it could still be toxic.

    • @Subangelis
      @Subangelis 3 роки тому

      I think he means store it for the next Thanksgiving.

    • @BluebirdGame
      @BluebirdGame 3 роки тому

      Welp. Gonna go empty my fryer.

  • @flychild85
    @flychild85 10 років тому +4

    Lol awesome to see this video! And its official my birthday today! Thank you for your awesome complications and dedication to it!

  • @Zamiiz
    @Zamiiz 5 років тому +18

    The joke is how much it bothers you Burnie

  • @cptnbeefart
    @cptnbeefart 8 років тому +62

    Honey does not spoil, it crystallizes. I know for a fact that extracts (coconut extract, vanilla extract, etc.) don't spoil, you can keep those fuckers for like 20 years

    • @joka
      @joka 8 років тому +3

      and what happens after 20 years?

    • @ChadVanHalen5150
      @ChadVanHalen5150 8 років тому +7

      Joka It spoils

    • @cptnbeefart
      @cptnbeefart 8 років тому

      Chad Van Oostendorp I shall research

    • @cptnbeefart
      @cptnbeefart 8 років тому +3

      Yes, most extracts do go bad. Actually all of them but in the right conditions vanilla extract cannot spoil and can even improve

    • @cptnbeefart
      @cptnbeefart 8 років тому +4

      All extracts can go bad except for Vanilla. If kept in a cool and dark place it cannot spoil and even some say"improve with age" www.thekitchn.com/what-is-the-shelf-life-of-flav-116330

  • @decaf4450
    @decaf4450 8 років тому +42

    if I ever see that Burnie follows me on Twitter, I'll be terrified

    • @TheGamerboy1103
      @TheGamerboy1103 8 років тому

      Dun let me be gøne why

    • @decaf4450
      @decaf4450 8 років тому

      Prince Solaris​ because he then blocks them immediately. Unless he actually wants to follow them, but I'm not that interesting

    • @TheGamerboy1103
      @TheGamerboy1103 7 років тому

      See what i would do is not give him the satisfaction of me reacting

    • @decaf4450
      @decaf4450 7 років тому +1

      Prince Solaris I think he just gets satisfaction from how he imagines they'd react, without ever seeing evidence of such. But if presented with the option, I would agree with you

    • @TheGamerboy1103
      @TheGamerboy1103 7 років тому

      I'd be recording a video and he'd do that and I'd be like "meh." And then upload it and have someone tweet it to him for me

  • @LuuOnYoutube
    @LuuOnYoutube 10 років тому +2

    Seriously dude, your videos make my day better.

  • @MetaI4Brains
    @MetaI4Brains 10 років тому +47

    The bit at 1:50 sums up Ray's entire personality.

  • @stephenyoukoski935
    @stephenyoukoski935 4 роки тому +4

    Now that Burnie has left Rooster Teeth, everyone should tweet at him “Just remember, honey doesn’t spoil.”

    • @bluescluessuperagent
      @bluescluessuperagent 4 роки тому +1

      Maybe he can cover himself in honey and swim and the English Channel

    • @Sonicfalcon16
      @Sonicfalcon16 Рік тому

      Off the grid to another country and still someone sent him physical mail "honey doesn't spoil"

  • @cheesestick3376
    @cheesestick3376 8 років тому +6

    2 years later, I'm on Burnie's Twitter saying "Honey doesn't spoil"

  • @AdzSONLINE
    @AdzSONLINE 2 роки тому +2

    Just had a look, it’s about once a month now

  • @ConnerSuper
    @ConnerSuper 5 років тому +2

    tempted to start posting it to him again

  • @OMGitsCAC
    @OMGitsCAC 5 років тому +65

    We should start a trend again. Make him lose it a bit.

    • @rigatoni_pasta
      @rigatoni_pasta 5 років тому +1

      I’m very much down.

    • @IGameTbh
      @IGameTbh 5 років тому +4

      I just tweeted at him honey doesn't spoil

    • @babalabaloo100
      @babalabaloo100 5 років тому +1

      Please don’t. It’s not funny anymore

    • @Lasersniper15
      @Lasersniper15 5 років тому +9

      @@babalabaloo100 naw it's still pretty funny

    • @sinu0us
      @sinu0us 5 років тому +6

      @@babalabaloo100 "honey doesn't spoil" never spoils...

  • @mozata6838
    @mozata6838 10 років тому +169

    Can you do Gavin's "landing on a mountain" theory?

    • @PickleWeevil
      @PickleWeevil  10 років тому +93

      You clearly have not taken the time to look through my compilations.

    • @mozata6838
      @mozata6838 10 років тому +24

      PickleWeevil Apparently not.
      Also, awesome compilations!

    • @tannerq8900
      @tannerq8900 4 роки тому

      It is actually possible. It's just spreading out force over a long enough time. Although a lot needs to work together for you to actually pull it off. You could.

    • @cophfe
      @cophfe 4 роки тому +1

      @@tannerq8900 no it isn't, the horizontal force will be cancelled out by air resistance, leaving you to fall straight down and die. Running would do literally nothing to help you, so might as well rename it to the fall onto a mountain theory
      You might survive if you go into pindrop formation and land on an extremely low friction, slide-like mountain that follows an exponential curve. since a mountain like that doesn't exist, and you aren't wearing frictionless clothing, it isn't going to happen

    • @tannerq8900
      @tannerq8900 4 роки тому

      @@cophfe I mean y'all are ignoring the whole hypothetical of hurting at the right angle fast enough, to the point where you then could run down the mountain. So hypothetically yes you can.

  • @naruto17mirai
    @naruto17mirai 10 років тому +40

    What would I do without you

  • @Trafoder
    @Trafoder 6 років тому +1

    “...once you act like the internet idiot, you are that person...you’re not part of the joke, you are the joke...”
    -Michael “Burnie” Burns, 2012

  • @Lucifronz
    @Lucifronz Рік тому +1

    Oh Burnie... there is a joke, you're just not in on it.

  • @bluntbangs
    @bluntbangs 8 років тому +3

    Burnie, the more you mention the joke, the worse it gets. The people who say things like that don't care whether you call them a "joke" or not, just mentioning it is enough for them to know that they won.

  • @Patrick.Weightman
    @Patrick.Weightman 5 років тому +57

    Burnie is really out here wasting *5 gallons of oil* because he thinks *you can only fry stuff in it once*
    If that was true, fast food restaurants would need a pipeline just for their fryers

    • @Wabajak13
      @Wabajak13 5 років тому +22

      I think he means year to year. Far as I know, oil with shit in it will get rancid after a year of sitting around

    • @joshstock6591
      @joshstock6591 4 роки тому +5

      I work in the restaurant buisness and we change our oil twice a day every day.

    • @Bigwave3K
      @Bigwave3K Рік тому

      @@joshstock6591late but that’s way too much you should change it like 3 times a week. That’s just wasteful

    • @NosirrathOfficial
      @NosirrathOfficial Рік тому +7

      ​@@Bigwave3K absolutely not true. Worked in fast food for the past few years and if you don't change the oil twice a day the chicken/fries come out nasty.
      I'm sure it's fine if you're using it in your personal kitchen but when you're frying food non stop all day long so much shit builds up in that oil

    • @void-master9077
      @void-master9077 Рік тому +1

      @@Bigwave3K, say that when you cook thousands of chicken, fish, fries, every couple hours, it gets black, nasty, and personally if I wouldn’t eat out of it, I would never serve it to my customers.

  • @sirlionheart4614
    @sirlionheart4614 4 роки тому +2

    I'm gonna miss Burnie

  • @adamandersen6734
    @adamandersen6734 8 років тому +22

    Does anyone want to tweet at Bernie honey doesnt spoil. I am not going too but the temptation.

  • @CoolAsFreya
    @CoolAsFreya 7 років тому +28

    If we make the joke now would it be funny?

  • @gracecalis5421
    @gracecalis5421 5 років тому +3

    *Burnie learns the Streisand effect the hard way*

  • @conglomerateofants9166
    @conglomerateofants9166 5 років тому +2

    Him pretending it’s not a joke is great

  • @_Seth88
    @_Seth88 5 років тому +1

    4 years later

  • @KatastrophicNoodle
    @KatastrophicNoodle 5 років тому +1

    I have never once thought to or wanted to follow Burnie on twitter.
    I can safely say, I can make this joke without any regrets.

  • @InterloperBob
    @InterloperBob 4 роки тому +4

    Although it doesn't spoil, it can house botulism if you leave it out at room temperature in moist air. And if enough builds up, you'll die before the ambulance even gets to you. So don't just leave honey out for years and assume it's fine, especially if it looks visibly gross. Barb's microwave advice is not wise.

  • @LelouchLothric
    @LelouchLothric 10 років тому +3

    Awesome vids man

  • @SSXVegeta
    @SSXVegeta 5 років тому +2

    I just like that he hates that people are trolling,but then he is like 'then I troll them, bwhahahaha'
    So hes the exact same person as the one he hates.

  • @Sven3ST
    @Sven3ST 7 років тому

    Great video. Never forget and also don't let them forget :)

  • @abnt_official
    @abnt_official 8 років тому +6

    So... has Burnie Burns subscribed to you on youtube yet?

  • @ewanfawns547
    @ewanfawns547 Рік тому +2

    Streisand effected himself

  • @masonajenkins
    @masonajenkins 4 роки тому +1

    god I'm going to miss Burnie

  • @ninaeatworld
    @ninaeatworld 10 років тому +3

    When Burnie is a bit sick he sounds like Michael to me :D

  • @Dan-si8eu
    @Dan-si8eu 8 років тому +1

    This makes me really want to tweet at burnie

  • @MCJJtracks
    @MCJJtracks 8 років тому +4

    Spoil Alert: Honey doesnt spoil

  • @Patrick.Weightman
    @Patrick.Weightman 5 років тому +1

    I kinda like when honey is crystallized
    Lil crunchy

  • @greatsaiyaguy8868
    @greatsaiyaguy8868 5 місяців тому

    I still say this whenever honey is brought up

  • @jcaessens
    @jcaessens 8 років тому +1

    ITS Bin a couple of years now so i'm gonna remind HIM i think. XD

  • @LethalChicken77
    @LethalChicken77 5 років тому +4

    Tweet this at him in 2019

    • @ThatDudeWithBoobs
      @ThatDudeWithBoobs 4 роки тому

      Keep it up, it's 2020, we gotta let him know that honey doesn't spoil!

  • @SnipeGhost
    @SnipeGhost 5 років тому

    honey? Oh the thing that doesn’t spoil? oh how sweet.

  • @VenNines
    @VenNines 8 років тому +13

    At the end: STINGING in a video about honey?

  • @F_n298
    @F_n298 5 років тому

    We should start doing this again

  • @southsidestunts5472
    @southsidestunts5472 4 роки тому +4

    podcasts now just arent the same sadly :(

  • @prongs8488
    @prongs8488 8 років тому

    I just tweeted @burnie
    "Honey doesn't spoil."

  • @GilgameshGaming
    @GilgameshGaming 7 років тому +26

    just tweeted him honey doesn't spoil #keepitgoing

    • @Paradockzz
      @Paradockzz 7 років тому +1

      GilgameshGaming no

  • @Shadow_of_Christ
    @Shadow_of_Christ 7 років тому

    Everyone should go tell Burnie honey doesn't spoil

  • @JakeG59
    @JakeG59 7 років тому

    Honey doesn't spoil, it crystallises so you just hear it up and it'll be good.

  • @mrshinybald2739
    @mrshinybald2739 4 роки тому +5

    Nahh it's still fuckn hilarious.... Burnie is just sour

    • @bayarea4153
      @bayarea4153 4 роки тому +2

      We should tweet at burnie and ask him if honey spoils 👀😂

  • @Dillbob1
    @Dillbob1 10 років тому +2

    3:34 and it only took till rtx 2014

  • @nazart7830
    @nazart7830 3 роки тому +3

    Now I want to go to Twitter and tell him honey doesn’t spoil lol

  • @Fe-go2jw
    @Fe-go2jw 8 років тому +8

    Honey might not spoil directly, but it will go dark brown, start to ferment(?) and smell like mead.
    Although you might call that an improvement. :-)

    • @1207rorupar
      @1207rorupar 7 років тому +1

      Ma A you have to add water and I think other ingredients (depending on the flavor)
      What it may do is crystallize, but I've found that putting a carrot slice in the honey helps to stop that from happening.

  • @mediumc6176
    @mediumc6176 5 років тому

    Honey does in fact not spoil

  • @monkeynut000
    @monkeynut000 8 років тому

    time to tweet honey doesn't spoil

  • @matthewh8812
    @matthewh8812 5 років тому +1

    Honey really doesn't spoil though

  • @Swaggamuffen
    @Swaggamuffen 7 років тому

    Time to keep it going

  • @TheDragonfanger
    @TheDragonfanger 4 роки тому +1

    But honey is immune to ALL threats, physical or magical

  • @RoyAndOldHawcker
    @RoyAndOldHawcker 6 років тому

    I just tweeted honey doesnt spoil to burnie waiting on block.

  • @Shaphina
    @Shaphina 8 років тому

    Honey doesn't spoil but liquid honey does crystallize, but their is a way to prevent that. America like having the golden liquid honey that is prone to crystallize but Canada has "creamy" honey which almost never does. (creamy honey is a light gold color and opaque vs the American translucent look. Google it.) What my mom was told was they freeze it and it prevents crystals. (I heard this second hand.) I don't know how you do it but for anyone that wants to try there is always google.
    It does help though. We have had honey for years with no crystallization. It does separate a bit so it's thinner on top and heavy on the bottom. This takes quite a while and it all tastes the same, just different consistency.

  • @skiorsnowboard
    @skiorsnowboard 4 роки тому

    Crystallized honey is the beeeest

  • @becomingintermediate5390
    @becomingintermediate5390 6 років тому

    Burnie actual enjoys when u tweet him that honey doesnt spoil

  • @infernogaming6925
    @infernogaming6925 8 років тому

    Hey Burnie, honey doesn't spoil.

  • @blakekillganon846
    @blakekillganon846 6 років тому

    I'm going to wear a Honey Doesn't Spoil shirt to RTX this year.

  • @heyzeuscreestow9394
    @heyzeuscreestow9394 5 років тому +19

    *SPOILER*
    Not honey

  • @pancakezoo123
    @pancakezoo123 8 років тому +7

    burnie triggered

  • @LOUDFARTNOISES
    @LOUDFARTNOISES 7 років тому +2

    He doesn't get the joke.

  • @asdf852asdf
    @asdf852asdf 5 років тому +2

    If it didn't pissed him off people wouldnt send him that

  • @ThompsonMaple
    @ThompsonMaple 6 років тому +1

    5:46 Burnie you are an evil genius.

  • @FLOOPman420
    @FLOOPman420 8 років тому

    HONEY DOESN'T SPOIL

  • @dr.richarddicknificentm.d.5532
    @dr.richarddicknificentm.d.5532 8 років тому +1

    Burnie sounded like his voice was shot to hell back then, like damn.

  • @Mister_Eiffel
    @Mister_Eiffel 10 років тому +2

    Anyone remembers Gavin's joke back on IB? #iamthelaw

  • @thechannelofcomments
    @thechannelofcomments 8 років тому +21

    Ah shit I just tweeted it at him. Well, I guess I'm never watching another rt vid again :/

  • @teddybott3258
    @teddybott3258 7 років тому

    I'm gonna tweet Bernie that honey doesn't spoil

  • @gameguru7495
    @gameguru7495 7 років тому

    Brb, tweeting Burnie.

  • @KetchupRocket
    @KetchupRocket 8 років тому

    Buy honey in a glass container (or buy a glass container to put your honey inside of). That way if you need to warm it up, you don't have to put a plastic container in there to de-crystalize it.

  • @themccman
    @themccman 8 років тому +1

    When i go to rtx next year I'm totally telling him that

    • @HotCrossJuns
      @HotCrossJuns 7 років тому +1

      Yeah and you still won't be unique, funny, or ironic, so just stop

  • @NormadYT
    @NormadYT 5 років тому

    time to tell him again

  • @maisiebellgb
    @maisiebellgb 7 років тому

    you can search for "honey doesn't spoil" on twitter and there are *still* people who tweet this at burnie daily, jfc

  • @JonDaGuy
    @JonDaGuy 7 років тому

    coming from me a beekeeper honey doesn't spoil

  • @agentham
    @agentham 4 роки тому +3

    No, Burnie, that was by Stanley Kubrick.

  • @tjzx3432
    @tjzx3432 7 років тому

    5:50, Burnie turned into heath ledgers joker. It's not about the money, it's about sending a message.

  • @bayarea4153
    @bayarea4153 4 роки тому +1

    burnie should've never told people to NOT tweet at him lmao bc now people wanna tweet at him

  • @MoneyMager
    @MoneyMager 7 років тому +1

    last line.."its more stinging that way" he made a bee pun. are you serious?

  • @roronoazoro8322
    @roronoazoro8322 6 років тому

    Honey doesn't spoil Bernie

  • @ijusthadachangeofheart7826
    @ijusthadachangeofheart7826 5 років тому

    I’m tempted

  • @nahhhh8
    @nahhhh8 Рік тому

    its crazy how he doesnt get that honey doesn’t spoil

  • @pluradox
    @pluradox 5 років тому +2

    Who else just got this recommended

    • @spencyn2641
      @spencyn2641 5 років тому +3

      Plural meeee! God I wanna tweet at him saying honey doesn’t spoil but I don’t wanna be blocked

    • @bayarea4153
      @bayarea4153 4 роки тому +1

      Spencyn it’s worth it