It's day 13 of my carb and insulin diet. I've reduced my water intake to 1 glass every 4 days. Aside from the yellow tinge in my eyes and the numb arm, I feel fine. I have become so shredded that after my 16th meal of the day I can now see through the skin of my stomach and watch the Ben and Jerry's swirl in with the synthol and insulin. One day you may.
EXO Princee Oh damn that's thr video? I just ran into my room mates room and yelled at his dog before I kicked the shit out of him and I called my room mate and told him he needs to be out by morning and also I sold his x bx one on e bay.
I walked into the bar, and was absolutely blown away. Could it be, My all time favourite natty bodybuilder Rich Piana is the bartender? I shuffled over doing my finest penguin walk I had been practicing all my life for this moment, nervously, but in my huskiest Piana voice, i said.....
synthol you havent heard all the real pros have switched to valvoline gota get that synthetic shit that hardcore 15w40 but you have to have to inject it with a petrified gorilla penis for it all to work in a pinch i am sure a unicorn horn needle might work but just to be sure stick with the gorilla penis the night before a comp just inject directly in the ass and if all that fails can always try hard fuckin work gota confuse the body right babe
It's the other way around. People comment on his videos to entertain all the subs because his videos are not really what people want. Without all the trolls writing stuff that people want to read then this channel would be dead.
Rüdiger Pino you are not big, and plus don't talk bad about people. Rich Piana is a great guy. Plus rudiger pino you are using steroids 100%. So shut up when u don't have nothing nice to say.
Piana's tattoos are meticulously designed and strategically placed to enhance the appearance and uniqueness of his body. This is the goal for most people when endeavoring upon crafting and branding a tat onto him or herself. No one does it better than this guy. Shout out to his artist for being badass enough to bring this man's creations to life.
Jokes are cool and everything. But I have seen a lot of people pass in the industry that have never accomplished a fraction of what this man has. And really he did more to grow this industry than most Mr. Os. Yet everyone loves to throw shade at this man. Love him or hate him he is a legend. Rest In Peace brother.
NEuX Yeah 2 bags of Mutant mass... but what about 12 Meals a day? What about 8 hours of arm work? c´mon brah if u wanna be part of the 5% gang you need to do more work than just eating 2 bags of mutant mass a day.
King Vito but I only have two hands... and I need to order more 5% gallon jugs, some one at the gym smashed mine with his 60 pound dumbbell when I was taking tequila shots for my deadlifts.
King Vito im not doing 40ccc baby lease on a dayleee baisis im not arlindo brah, im just 6% procent at5 the moment... and Valvoline banned me... so now im in rotation from 2 bags of mutant mass, ben and jerry's icream ... also saving money on tattoss.. because i will be using a lot of ink to "make my body more like RITCH PIANO"
It's unbelievable that you people can't understand. I knew what his ink meant before I watched this video. He's trying to make himself look better. He would look great without the tattoos but if you found a way to make yourself look better when you're part of 5% you are going to do it! Let's put two and two together people.
Evan Kilby no i wouldn't. i love clean neutral bodies like the ones i see on men's health magazine covers although the lack of any chest hair is annoying as men should have that. the best bodies imo are the ones like jfk jr. or hugh jackman. fit and hairy and women go crazy over that.
Have so much respect for this guy always honest, down to earth and full of knowledge, will be highly missed through the bodybuilding community R.I.P big guy
Why do people always get tattoos of their life's tragedies tattooed to their body? The memory is already there and the pain is already enough. No need for a surface imprint. Deal with it and move on.
6 months ago I got a large 5% logo tattooed across my forehead. I achieved this by eating 12 meals every 37 seconds, wearing high top Adidas shoes, injecting synthol into every muscle striation and of course dangerously driving my BMW. Only 5% of people are wiling to do Whatever it Takes to achieve what they want in life. Rich piano truly is my favourite natural motivational speaker.
lol.... You hear him trying to play it off aye. Fuckin.. like that shits stupid, but whatever it takes. *pumps more drugs into body then a bull could handle*
***** fucking..fucked..fucks..etc .. I believe I am going to attempt this game Friday with Rum .. if you do not hear from me after the weekend just know I put in a Valliant effort, however I did not succeed
I'm not even trolling when I say this, but if you have a bunch of cliched tattoos they don't need explaining. You don't waste two minutes telling us about the meaning behind a word, "self-made."
Guys stop hating Rich Piano, he's natural. You're either jelly of his physique or you just can't afford his injectable semen or synthol. Also i Rich, i wanted to let you know that i can sell you my new recipe for snortable steroids, pls pm.
To the people who don't understand why Rich gets trolled, It's because he's a loser. No matter how much shit you get for yourself if you can't even like yourself people will pick up on that and think you're a loser. To many it's clear that Rich is extremely insecure but tries to portray a an image of confidence. The more he does that the more people will make fun of him. That is why people troll less on videos when he's just owning up to some bullshit he's done, because at least that is genuine. Nobody should be jealous of Rich. If you traded lives with him you would have a lot of shit that you're already bored of and you'd get a drugged up body racked with self doubt.
TheWanderingAesthete Insecure? He does what ever the fuck he wants, regardless of what people may think, the only persons opinion that matters is his own, and hes built everything around him, id like to see you accomplish that, but you probably cant, because your insecure, which is why you feel the need to criticize people who are doing better than you, your a fucking loser!
Truth. 100%. Guys always making notions and demeaning big parts of people's lives like money, housing, vehicles etc and downplaying it like its nothing to him and he has an endless abundance of all things people struggle for. And as for the tats,no, rich didn't get the tear drop cuz of "a sad event In life" he got it to look hard and give off a persona. If that was the case that its for a sad event dude would have a waterfall of fucking tear drops on his face cuz life is full of sad and fucked up shit. So just be reL rich. It's also obvious by his constant reference to prison and doing time as if that is something to be proud of. I love rich's vids and input but please stop pretending for the people. Any real person sees right thru it.
+TheWanderingAesthete i cant see where hes a loser. he has money, cars, probably fucked more bitches than all his haters combined, wakes up knowing that he doesnt have to slave to a corporate 9-5 job, does what he loves all day (bodybuilding) and has no boss telling him what he can and cant wear. and so what if hes insecure and wants to inject steroids, synthol and tattoo himself. hes still a nice guy and he tries to give people advice that worked for him. maybe you should stop being an ignorant loser and look past how someone looks
A man after my own heart . Saw him in my old gym bodyxchange bakersfield many years ago . He really seemed like a nice guy . He was there with his last gf and she was really nice as well .
When you really focus on the impact he had on this world that you haven’t. To the fact that he still has years after his death you really need to get your priorities in check.......
I like art, so if I had a sleeve I honestly don't think I would have an explanation for most of the tattoos other than I like how it looks. So I defiantly respect how you've taken the time to to really think about each one.
Rich, im wondering why you still enabling comments on ur videos. 90% of the comments are stupid and repetitive. - a story of meals,adidas kicks , synthol , bmw etc - rich x is my favorite natural y.
mike wilson. I suppose you and I are the only ones on here making comments that are using our real names. Now THAT...shows your not hiding behind some fucked up Millinnial ..handle. Course, all my info's there to read. For future reference people...when you have dumbass, cute little names...NO ONE takes you seriously. Not a bit..
adam Jones um god is a personal thought/belief. it cannot be proven. only hard work gets you far. go look at all those poor people praying in life. they are bums and homeless. what a joke.
Rich Piana was born weighing 285lbs all natural without steroids, same hair cut, facial hair and tattoos. He started doing stocks at 18 all natural without steroids and then proceeded to buy some properties 100% natty. His parents always knew he was a 5% from birth due to his penis hanging lower than his balls. He then joined Mutant supplements but then tore the contract because the CEO didn't look him in the eye when signing the contract. He then left the building and penguin walked to his prius and put the pedal the floor wearing adidas high tops, went to the gas station and injected his ass with 70 liters of BP OIL. He went into the store to pay but the shop keeper didn't look him in the eye so he didn't pay for the oil and stole 40 Ben & Jerry's on the way out.
5:42 This is exactly what I was thinking about for my next tattoo.I've also noticed how tattoos on darker skin are more subtle.That's what I'm after.Awesome idea Rich!
lol that tear drop tattoo is actually a scar from that piercing you had removed. He even has a video on youtube of it getting removed. I love rich but wtf is going on with his channel.
How can you take credit for everything you've done, what about all that natural chicken you ate to get like that, come on man give chicken some credit.
thats exactly my tattoo logic. I only have 2 but I don't show them off to anyone. their not really on my body as art or representing but as homage to what has made me who I am.
It's day 13 of my carb and insulin diet. I've reduced my water intake to 1 glass every 4 days. Aside from the yellow tinge in my eyes and the numb arm, I feel fine. I have become so shredded that after my 16th meal of the day I can now see through the skin of my stomach and watch the Ben and Jerry's swirl in with the synthol and insulin. One day you may.
Michael Ðukić you just made my day :DD:D
that shit is way too creative haha
Lmfaoooooooooo
Michael Ðukić Nice
Whatever it takes
5%ers baby
Am i the only one hearing a Ringing noise in this video ??!
EXO Princee No, you are not the only one. It's very annoying.
EXO Princee Its the gouvernement looking for oil !
EXO Princee Oh damn that's thr video? I just ran into my room mates room and yelled at his dog before I kicked the shit out of him and I called my room mate and told him he needs to be out by morning and also I sold his x bx one on e bay.
It's just his synthol absorbing. You'd know if you were a 5%er
undearwearman654 LOL
I'm so so glad that rich banged out so much awesome content,knowing how things played out R.I.P. RICH YOU WERE AND WILL ALWAYS BE THE MAN
He is DEAD
@@thomashugus5686 Rich was such a cool guy that God had to call him up to heaven to hang out...
i have been on 5% water intake for 2.5 years. i got kidney failure. but im pretty shredded.
Caitlin Roper-Foo you're not doing enough. Do more.
Caitlin Roper-Foo 0% body fat should be your goal
Caitlin Roper-Foo Get kidney failure after your first transplant then we'll be impressed.
Caitlin Roper-Foo whatever it takes
quatros1000
i will thank you for the inspiration, every other day i will not eat or drink water. WHATEVER IT TAKES
I could watch Comedy Central, or I could just read the comment section on every Rich Piana video.
I walked into the bar, and was absolutely blown away. Could it be, My all time favourite natty bodybuilder Rich Piana is the bartender? I shuffled over doing my finest penguin walk I had been practicing all my life for this moment, nervously, but in my huskiest Piana voice, i said.....
***** i'l have some absinthol
my dick hangs lower then my knees.
Шill $mith gotta cuss in his reps 2 sell recordz
anyone else hear a loud beep or high tone in the audio?
is the sara dildo sound
Yeah I couldn't watch the video...
+Gagocash yhea maybe, Wathever it takes... I guess
synthol you havent heard all the real pros have switched to valvoline gota get that synthetic shit that hardcore 15w40 but you have to have to inject it with a petrified gorilla penis for it all to work in a pinch i am sure a unicorn horn needle might work but just to be sure stick with the gorilla penis the night before a comp just inject directly in the ass and if all that fails can always try hard fuckin work gota confuse the body right babe
I had to stop watching because at certain points it becomes way too loud.
Gotta love Rich pianoing around. I swear Rich makes these kinds of videos just to give the trolls some material.
It's the other way around. People comment on his videos to entertain all the subs because his videos are not really what people want. Without all the trolls writing stuff that people want to read then this channel would be dead.
***** I agree. I don't understand why he has so many subscribers.
@@thephroppapunani6635 i Like his videos just for him , not the retarted comments . oops
I'm surprised Rich did not have tattoos such as BP Oil or ExxonMobil
PinoyShuffle your comment isnt funny because of your profile pic
How original
***** let me touch your skin
BrownBased that would be a valid comment but we're talking about rich piana a neanderthal that injects oil to look bigger
PinoyShuffle hahahahhahahahahaahahahahahaahhaahahahhahahahaha
Rich if I lift weights I will get big like you so I only do zumba because I don't wanna get too big
Pussy
Jacob Kuba not sure if serious... ;|
Jacob Kuba "too big"
Rüdiger Pino you are not big, and plus don't talk bad about people. Rich Piana is a great guy. Plus rudiger pino you are using steroids 100%. So shut up when u don't have nothing nice to say.
Jacob Kuba Zumba is for fat, white girls.
Rich Fiona, my favorite natural ogre.
TheMoeQ7 lmfaoo!!! this should have way more likes.
TheMoeQ7 LMAO died
Its all ogre now.
TheMoeQ7 natural, keep telling yourself that
TheMoeQ7 Son?
Piana's tattoos are meticulously designed and strategically placed to enhance the appearance and uniqueness of his body. This is the goal for most people when endeavoring upon crafting and branding a tat onto him or herself. No one does it better than this guy. Shout out to his artist for being badass enough to bring this man's creations to life.
Which Piana is my favourite natural Piana comparing website
Alife EU this is a very underrated comment
Richter scale my favorite tool to measure natural disasters
Alife EU Great comment
Died
Alife EU Lmao !
My favourite natty Tour de France winner is Lance Armstrong
Jokes are cool and everything. But I have seen a lot of people pass in the industry that have never accomplished a fraction of what this man has. And really he did more to grow this industry than most Mr. Os. Yet everyone loves to throw shade at this man. Love him or hate him he is a legend. Rest In Peace brother.
'If someone does some shit your gonna come back and do a lot more shit' - Rich Piana 2015.
i still eat 2 bags of mutant mass like you told me, how many years does it take for gains to come ?
NEuX one day you may.
NEuX Yeah 2 bags of Mutant mass... but what about 12 Meals a day? What about 8 hours of arm work? c´mon brah if u wanna be part of the 5% gang you need to do more work than just eating 2 bags of mutant mass a day.
King Vito but I only have two hands... and I need to order more 5% gallon jugs, some one at the gym smashed mine with his 60 pound dumbbell when I was taking tequila shots for my deadlifts.
King Vito im not doing 40ccc baby lease on a dayleee baisis im not arlindo brah, im just 6% procent at5 the moment... and Valvoline banned me... so now im in rotation from 2 bags of mutant mass, ben and jerry's icream ... also saving money on tattoss.. because i will be using a lot of ink to "make my body more like RITCH PIANO"
NEuX
Whatever it takes
Rich lookin' like Dabura from DBZ
Love re-watching his videos. It makes me think that he is still with us. Good-man.
natty tattoos
Nattoos
Rich Piranha hhhhhhhhhh
That background beep...
Its the lie detector bro
Hiram Mulero Its a pump working some fresh synthol into his glutes.
It's unbelievable that you people can't understand. I knew what his ink meant before I watched this video. He's trying to make himself look better. He would look great without the tattoos but if you found a way to make yourself look better when you're part of 5% you are going to do it! Let's put two and two together people.
Evan Kilby no i wouldn't. i love clean neutral bodies like the ones i see on men's health magazine covers although the lack of any chest hair is annoying as men should have that. the best bodies imo are the ones like jfk jr. or hugh jackman. fit and hairy and women go crazy over that.
Have so much respect for this guy always honest, down to earth and full of knowledge, will be highly missed through the bodybuilding community R.I.P big guy
Why do people always get tattoos of their life's tragedies tattooed to their body? The memory is already there and the pain is already enough. No need for a surface imprint. Deal with it and move on.
Lmfao rich punani 😂😂
Both of you shut the fuck up and get off my channel
Rich pinini lol nah you're just one of many clones just like ***** and Rich Punani
This feed is some funny shit.
Decent aesthetics but I think Jason Blaha looks better
Nacho and my grandma looks better than u ^_^ :-D
Nacho i prefer jason genova
Nacho mr tittees looks better
Lui Marco laughs at them both...he's buff as fuck...
But does his dick hang lower than his balls?
Rich Pickaxe is my favourite natural mining tool
Sucka Jombie
The Joke
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Your Head
Rich Piana and Kali Muscles are my favourite natural bodybuilders
:P
Rich Pirahna is my favorite natural fish
I'm here before the fucking craziness that goes on in this comment section yesssss!
***** oh no
WiseFlow it begins
Rich piana always has funny commets on his videos
He probably does half of the trolling on his own channel himself just to try and increase his own subs.
Rich Punani nope I'm one of the few who just watches his videos lol
6 months ago I got a large 5% logo tattooed across my forehead. I achieved this by eating 12 meals every 37 seconds, wearing high top Adidas shoes, injecting synthol into every muscle striation and of course dangerously driving my BMW. Only 5% of people are wiling to do Whatever it Takes to achieve what they want in life. Rich piano truly is my favourite natural motivational speaker.
Not as natty as Michael O’tren
Respect
Rest easy brother ❤️💪🏻💪🏻
6:27 I got the biohazard tattoo when I was a spokesperson for Mutant but I lied on this tape to confuse the truth, right babe?
lol.... You hear him trying to play it off aye. Fuckin.. like that shits stupid, but whatever it takes. *pumps more drugs into body then a bull could handle*
VCR1111 he had it for ages you ignorant fuck
Vic Cruz what a stupid ass comment you sit there all day thinking that up you goof
@@jamesjesso2338 gotta confuse the computer right babe?
No good comments yet, i come back later. Dear trolls do your best im counting on you.
anyone else see his chin hair isn't centered
Yes! I could see it too! It was bothering the fuck outta me! 🤣I couldn't take my eyes off it 😂
Yes I noticed that too .
just 5% of them is in the line
I did not until u said that and now I'm mental.....R.I.P rich 🤟
D Schiavone maybe his lips are not centered lol
New drinking game: drink every time Rich says the word "fuck" or any other derivative of the word. Let the games begin...
***** the liver is evil, and it must be punished
My kind of game! Where da hoes at!?
***** 17 Year Old Natural Bodybuilder! Please Check out my UA-cam Channel! DAILY VIDEOS!
***** fucking..fucked..fucks..etc .. I believe I am going to attempt this game Friday with Rum .. if you do not hear from me after the weekend just know I put in a Valliant effort, however I did not succeed
Mike Cote would be dead if this was a jeff seid vid
Pich Rhianna is my favourite pop star
Ryan potato is my favourite natural tranvestite princess
Rich my favorite natural Hellboy
Such a profound man, even years after his passing, his content stretches beyond.
I'm not even trolling when I say this, but if you have a bunch of cliched tattoos they don't need explaining. You don't waste two minutes telling us about the meaning behind a word, "self-made."
GodWorksOut He has to keep telling himself it. If he stops, he remembers it's bullshit.
Rich Piñata my favourite natural Mexican activity for birthdays.
I don't know if you noticed Mr Piano but there is a carpet sample on your chin.
Rich tropicana is my favourite natural orange juice
such a boss
Jets613 Really? Why do people insult others for no reason? He was not hating or anything. WTF?
ElEternoPoetaLuis
It's a compliment
He tattoo his balls black so his dick look's bigger
Freezma wasn't a biohazard tattoo actually a Mutant logo?
Freezma in the end he wanted to cry.
Rich Pinecone, my favourite coniferous natural tree
REPS4JESUS
Forgive me for these gainz im about to receive
Jesus Christ yess lawwwd
can i get a mo gains
come at me brah! no half reps and get shredded as fuarkkk!!
Jesus Christ mo gaiiiiinz!!! halelujah
Rich Bandana is my favorite natty piece of gang attire.
Rich Pangea - my favorite natural supercontintent.
Come on Rich give at least some credit to the dinosaurs for their OIL
Daniel Gomez Munos HAHAHA! That was funny.
You fool. Our oil doesn't come from dinosaurs. Typical low knowledge level of a hater.
PЯAJD
The peaceful is willing to you’re the fool human
Guys stop hating Rich Piano, he's natural. You're either jelly of his physique or you just can't afford his injectable semen or synthol. Also i Rich, i wanted to let you know that i can sell you my new recipe for snortable steroids, pls pm.
KMalinsky you're stupid
11:55 arm looks legit.
Miss you so much rich. Man the wisdom we missed out on. I rewatch your videos on the daily! You motivate the fuck out of me bro! Rip!
Stupid comments in 3... 2....
Lemmie lick your foreskin
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning."
one day you may
Do one on "the meaning behind my oil"
I started playing the piano because of you!. Thanks Rich Piano!!!
Rich iguana is my favourite natural lizard
To the people who don't understand why Rich gets trolled,
It's because he's a loser. No matter how much shit you get for yourself if you can't even like yourself people will pick up on that and think you're a loser. To many it's clear that Rich is extremely insecure but tries to portray a an image of confidence. The more he does that the more people will make fun of him. That is why people troll less on videos when he's just owning up to some bullshit he's done, because at least that is genuine.
Nobody should be jealous of Rich. If you traded lives with him you would have a lot of shit that you're already bored of and you'd get a drugged up body racked with self doubt.
TheWanderingAesthete Insecure?
He does what ever the fuck he wants, regardless of what people may think, the only persons opinion that matters is his own, and hes built everything around him, id like to see you accomplish that, but you probably cant, because your insecure, which is why you feel the need to criticize people who are doing better than you, your a fucking loser!
Truth. 100%. Guys always making notions and demeaning big parts of people's lives like money, housing, vehicles etc and downplaying it like its nothing to him and he has an endless abundance of all things people struggle for. And as for the tats,no, rich didn't get the tear drop cuz of "a sad event In life" he got it to look hard and give off a persona. If that was the case that its for a sad event dude would have a waterfall of fucking tear drops on his face cuz life is full of sad and fucked up shit. So just be reL rich. It's also obvious by his constant reference to prison and doing time as if that is something to be proud of. I love rich's vids and input but please stop pretending for the people. Any real person sees right thru it.
TheWanderingAesthete shut up bitch he acts that way because he is really natural and doesn't want anyone to find out
+TheWanderingAesthete i cant see where hes a loser. he has money, cars, probably fucked more bitches than all his haters combined, wakes up knowing that he doesnt have to slave to a corporate 9-5 job, does what he loves all day (bodybuilding) and has no boss telling him what he can and cant wear. and so what if hes insecure and wants to inject steroids, synthol and tattoo himself. hes still a nice guy and he tries to give people advice that worked for him. maybe you should stop being an ignorant loser and look past how someone looks
Don Tang if that's a life of being a loser sign me up
A man after my own heart . Saw him in my old gym bodyxchange bakersfield many years ago . He really seemed like a nice guy . He was there with his last gf and she was really nice as well .
Really liked the explanation for "One day I may," very thought provoking
Amazing how big you can get, just with hard work and the right training programm !
Urigehead Mot WTF lol
u need the 5% jug too dumb ass
Urigehead Mot FUKEN TRUE BRO!
Rich Piranha is my favorite fish
When you really focus on his jaw line, and the shape of his head, you realize how messed up it looks from all the GH abuse.
When you really focus on the impact he had on this world that you haven’t. To the fact that he still has years after his death you really need to get your priorities in check.......
I like art, so if I had a sleeve I honestly don't think I would have an explanation for most of the tattoos other than I like how it looks. So I defiantly respect how you've taken the time to to really think about each one.
Hey,Rich I just wonder.Are you going to compete in Mr.OILmpya 2015 ?
Steven Seagull He doesnt compete anymore. He is retired
Got it from the L U I
Philipp Rösler on a dailyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
The Oilympia baby pleasssseee...
Arrrrrrrrrrliiiiindooooooooo!!! 8x Mr. Oilympia will never lose...
Rich Pirelliana is my favorite natty racing tire.
Pich Riana is my favorite singer.
RIP THE REALEST ONE OUT THERE
9:33 only Rich Piana says "You can try this at home" that's why we love him.
I'm gonna be honest, I didn't even watch the video. I came here to read the comments lol
Rich, im wondering why you still enabling comments on ur videos. 90% of the comments are stupid and repetitive.
- a story of meals,adidas kicks , synthol , bmw etc
- rich x is my favorite natural y.
Omg I miss this guy 😔
12:00 what the fck is that huge ass saturated lump hanging off of his arm?
***** ahahahhahahaaha
Hahahahahhaha
Knights2theEnd it looks infected
bb oil storage hanging
mike wilson. I suppose you and I are the only ones on here making comments that are using our real names. Now THAT...shows your not hiding behind some fucked up Millinnial ..handle. Course, all my info's there to read. For future reference people...when you have dumbass, cute little names...NO ONE takes you seriously. Not a bit..
What about God, no credit. God did sorta make everything in existence. Just being real
That's exactly what I was thinking
Plob Ster fuck off loser.
that's exactly what I was thinking
adam Jones stars made everything. Nuclear fusion, google it.
adam Jones um god is a personal thought/belief. it cannot be proven. only hard work gets you far. go look at all those poor people praying in life. they are bums and homeless. what a joke.
Rich Piana was born weighing 285lbs all natural without steroids, same hair cut, facial hair and tattoos. He started doing stocks at 18 all natural without steroids and then proceeded to buy some properties 100% natty. His parents always knew he was a 5% from birth due to his penis hanging lower than his balls. He then joined Mutant supplements but then tore the contract because the CEO didn't look him in the eye when signing the contract. He then left the building and penguin walked to his prius and put the pedal the floor wearing adidas high tops, went to the gas station and injected his ass with 70 liters of BP OIL. He went into the store to pay but the shop keeper didn't look him in the eye so he didn't pay for the oil and stole 40 Ben & Jerry's on the way out.
Rich Toastiana is my favorite manufactured toast bread.
One of the realest guys of all time.
Rich Pogostick is my favorite natural mode of transportation.
For reals though Rich is breathing so heavy he looks like he's about to start sweating oil and keel over.
***** "I don't need it. I don't need it. I definitely don't need it.........I NEEEED IT!!!!!"
@@sharpemang Iiiiiiiiii neeeeeeeed ittttttttttt
5:42 This is exactly what I was thinking about for my next tattoo.I've also noticed how tattoos on darker skin are more subtle.That's what I'm after.Awesome idea Rich!
Ya know Rich, very few people in this world understand reality. You get it. Thanks, that was very inspirational.
Rich piarrot my favourite kind of animal
The older Rich gets, the more he reminds me of Mickey Rourke in Wrestler.
Him and all I can think of is Marcus phoenix
I miss you big bro.
“I’ll die before I let you beat me” Rip Bro...
lol that tear drop tattoo is actually a scar from that piercing you had removed. He even has a video on youtube of it getting removed. I love rich but wtf is going on with his channel.
How can you take credit for everything you've done, what about all that natural chicken you ate to get like that, come on man give chicken some credit.
Thanks for the honesty. Nice one Rich!
The teardrop represents the constant oil leak from Pianos arms
rich pediatrician is my favorite natty doctor
Did the tattoo artist inject synthol also
Thanks for sharing your Sick ink stories keep up the Good work Rich
No one would do anything to you Rich we love you.
I'm only here for the comments.
rich grow your full beard back please... that looked so awesome
thats exactly my tattoo logic. I only have 2 but I don't show them off to anyone. their not really on my body as art or representing but as homage to what has made me who I am.
He looks awesome, he is living his dream.
Rich Piñata is my favourite natural birthday activity....
HE GOT THAT BIOHAZARD TATTOO FOR A MUTANT MASS VIDEO, HE MADE THAT TOXIC GARBAGE UP
douglas bullock y are u calling me names? in a mutant mass video he got the tatt, and that symbol is mutants symbol u goof
douglas bullock cat got ur toung buds?
douglas bullock I KNEW UD PUNK OUT, UR A GOOF BUD
signoguns plus that biohazard symbol is mutants trademark logo, so this goof doesn't know what hes talking about
I don't understand why people seem to dislike this guy? He seems a guy who has done really well and speaks a lot of sense?
I love Rich's videos, I wish he had his own TV show. I spend hours watching his shit.