Short Guy's Bagel Boss Breakdown - Jim Norton & Sam Roberts
Вставка
- Опубліковано 10 лип 2019
- Check out the SiriusXM app for videos, full interviews and more from Jim Norton & Sam Roberts on Faction Talk, SiriusXM 103
siriusxm.us/jimandsam
Subscribe: / jimandsamshow
Follow @JimandSamShow on Facebook, Instagram, Snapchat, and Twitter.
#JimandSam - Розваги
The reason hes so small is because the Nazis blew his shins off in WW2. His son, Hank, is his greatest disappointment.
It was the Tojo's that took Cotton's shins, good sir.
I killed fifty men!
You win the comments bro
Brent Berryman fiddy*
Cotton Hill
The big guy who tackled him was waiting all his life for this moment
Da Do - oh boy did that short man go down easy. Lol
@@Syrpens
Like a child
@@JamesSmith-cm7sg Is it too late to abort him?
tyler0896 not in New York, still got plenty of time
We all are
They sent a female reporter who is over 6 ft tall to interview him. It was perfect.
She was probably only 5'4 lol.
@First name last name glad I'm not the only one
@First name last name I don't know why this is supposed to be funny, seriously its gross.
@@loverainthunder whats funny the guys comment got taken down
That is awesome.
This is funny....cuz both jim and sam are this guy
Right! Sam looks 15 years older than his actual age and Jim is short, was fat for most of his adult life, has no jawline and has an unhealthy addiction to porn and sexual fetishes that would scare any sane woman.
Totally!
@@RationallyMe Sam has confidence but he isn't aggressive.
RationallyMe how you know about his porn addiction and weird fetishes?
@@stevemygoodman7809 he has been talkin about them since the early 2000s
Dude just needs a hug, I feel for the little fella.
He looks like if Bobby from King of the Hill grew up on strong island and never grew up
J G Bang on!
🤣
LOL "strong island" what a joke of a name. Full of the biggest pussies in the world. It's "lawng island," the way its pronounced by the fucking retards that live there
Dude, I thought the same thing.
Who? Norton?
Sam is the last person that should be making fun of someone's appearance.
He looks like a 24 year old in his 60s.
Or the perfect person.
@@KiraPlaysGuitar seriously lol
Let it be known that Willy Wiles doesn't think 5's should make fun of 4's
I think its the handsome that should have no rights to make fun of the ugly. Ugly vs ugly is the only fair way to do it.
So glad the videos are back to full length... Tell the lawyers to get their grubby paws outta the good stuff!!!
Agree. Not gonna watch 9 minute clips...
They don't understand this is free advertising, they think they can charge for it when in reality we just watch other stuff.
No matter how bad I’m doing in life, I can always look at sam’s forehead growing daily and feel better instantly
Yo im guilty of this too,..funny cause its true, that thing is growing, lol
Nigga look like adam silver
"Mornin' with Mutants starring Jim and Sam"
“You’re not god, you’re not my father or my....BAGEL BOSS.” Wink and a nod to the camera, boom there’s the commercial.
God damn you are a marketing genius & I’m not even joking
LMAO😂
I agree too much of a coincidence that they make mini bagels a day later.
😂😂😭
@@rfreeman5012 underrated
That’s my hometown Bagel Boss. A guy lost both of his arms in the Bagel machine there back in the 90’s. Fun fact.
Squid Inc I find that joke... disarming.
@@AristotleFullThrottle I'm known to reach.
What town is this I’m from valley stream
This is what Rich Vos would have looked like if he didn't marry Bonnie
Kyle Elkin hahaha made me laugh out loud
Norton’s constant defense of him is priceless. You can tell that he sees himself in the little fella 😂
I think it's a hatred of the ape that felt the need to attack the guy. It's clear he can't do shit, it's like kicking a puppy that's barking aggressively at you. We all love the underdog anyway.
@@Spootnik so if a short guy was going around stabbing people, you should only intervene if you would also intervene for a tall guy? That's retarded
@@DiggitySlice he weren’t stabbing anyone lol he was just kicking off
You would look at him, see he isn’t a threat and act according to that
The guy who attacked him, over did it to make himself look like a hero and he def wouldn’t do that to someone who is an actual threat
If a little guy is attacking people physically, then yeah, of course you’d intervene but he wasn’t
He knows the truth
Maybe he has empathy?
For the culture...I need Trumpet Fight Guy vs Bagel Boss Guy...I would pay money.
I got bagel guy taking trumpet guy easy. I remember trumpet guy also slammed his jacket the same way he slammed the newspaper lol
Celebrity death match
For the Culture!
They could put them in a scaled down octagon that’s made up of child safety gates
For the culture, of course.
One of the best Jim & Sam videos in show history. When you know it has replay value 5 years down the road, it's a winner.
Steroid filled HGH Sam is being awfully judgemental in this video
He's not really judging he's just pointing stuff out and joking around about it. I do it all the time with my friends as i'm sure you do as well.
how the fuck can you just "start doing HGH" at age 12? who the fuck is that an option for?
yeah, jesus, that made me feel strange, he just took HGH as a child? weird.
Why's he have a little girl body
@@Scramus I vaguely remember a friend of mine in middle school taking HGH because he was tiny compared to everyone else.. now he's just kinda' short, like 5'7"... I guess it's a thing. I wish I could have taken HGH at 12, haha.
He's the human version of Scrappy-Doo. The video should have the Randy Newman song "Short People" playing in the background.
Too bad nobody had a water spray bottle, could've avoided the whole incident. Most of it at least
ahahaha!!
Ah man that's so wrong...but so funny.
Hahaha works on cats too!
I don't know maybe he's like Gizmo and he'd just pop out little gremlins
Llh!! U aint shyt. Ctfu! 😂
Jim and sam heard the long videos are the way to go. So glad to hear jim ponder through what could be a 4 minute discussion and sam treat it like evidence of life on mars.
Or maybe they're talented radio hosts that can turn a one minute video into 40 minutes of material...
Kyle Donohue no
Sam making fun of how somebody looks? The irony.
Edit: Just for clarification, I like Sam. He's a good co host. I just don't think he's a looker, lol.
My favorite whoville resident
But sam also doesn’t have temper tantrums in bagel stores
nasaly neanderthal
Just here to comment, ok, don't want any trouble You seem to have forgotten about the one and only Greggory “Opie” Hughes, but yeah, Sam is in a pretty close 2nd place.
And now I understand why Sam looks so much older than his actual age. HGH not only accelerates growth, it also accelerates aging.
Im 5'9 and ive been rejected in clubs for bring too short.
This guy must get NOOOOTHIIIING
Stoney Wan don’t forget also for your poor spelling.
He loses!!! GOOD DAY SIR!!
im sure that's the reason
Bro wear some dress shoes that give you a few inches and your fine ,but 5'9 you are a giant compared to 5'0 ft lol
He's pretty much a Incel.
He can only attract broke ass obese single moms like pretty much any Loser can.
Jim feels for him because Jim sees himself in this man. Jim’s a lil shrimp at the same age with the same haircut who used to have these rants on air (sometimes about women)
He was also overweight
I love Jim and Sam but I hope they interview this guy and the only survivor is Travis.
Without a radio job that dopey round-faced four eyes would end up with a gig at Disney sweltering in a stinky Mickey costume for certain.
Woof woof
that would be classic
Oofa oofa
Travis? I side with his mother. He's worthless, and his opinions read like a 19 year old gender studies major
8:45 “He’s a diminutive man, he doesn’t have socks on”. Love it
Jim's all sympathetic because he is that guy lol
@North American UA-camr I agree up to a point but once they reach asshole status like this guy did, manners get thrown out the window.
Chim Ritchelds Jim would tower over that creature
North American UA-camr jokes is jokes is jokes friend if it's not all on the table then none of it is on the table
"You can't wear heels around this guy." I love the seriousness in which Troy delivered that line.
Heck, most women would tower over him even without wearing heels.
So this dude matched on tinder with Randy Newman and he told him he had no reason to live?
😂 not only is he one of the Short People, but he could 100% fit inside of Randy Newman & be the friend in him
ua-cam.com/video/8bfyS-S-IJs/v-deo.html
Tsst...
I'm sat here about 5 mins in, wondering if the entire 42 mins is devoted to the little man in the bagel place.
I knew it, I can always count on Jim Norton. I can't disagree with what he is saying. The only guy to be understanding and analyse the situation properly.
So this guy Chris is unemployed, angry, lives in his van, 5 feet, has a gut and is in his 40s, and believes he deserves 8s and 9s. Hes delusional. I hope Jim watched his other videos and sees how much of a skinless beef frank this guy us.
You can't blame him, I bet you 1s and 2s don't even want him.
"and believes he deserves 8s and 9s." where does he say that? You are blatantly pulling strawmans because you cannot even come up with an argument
@@voluntarism335 he literally said this when he called into the show
man😂😂😭i love jim norton glad to see you guys doing well
He sort of reminded me of Norton lmfao. EVERYWHERE I go I get tha same smirk. With THA BITING LIP
😆... the one they really need to find & interview is the infamous biting lip girl. She started all of this. (Allegedly)
Sam the real life Moe Syzlak
I'm disappointed with the lack of short fuse jokes.
The peak period of those jokes was during all of last weekend. Repeats of the same old tired potshots got triple digit likes.
I've watched all these full segments all the way thru. Keep em coming. No more 4 min vids
The news paper was almost touching the ground before he threw it 🤣
Dude sounds a lot like Jimmy when he gets turned down by waitresses
You misspelled "hookers" lmao
"He's a diminutive man, he doesn't have socks on"
He does, just too small to see.
Lmao
Best throwaway line
Jims laugh is my favorite.
"It looks like the nanny in Muppet Babies" LMFAO!
Lol Jimmy feels for him because he's short too 😂
Bottom line don’t pick a fight unless you’re ready to fight
Love that you're back on regular uploading!
I thought it was Jim Norton in the video. Love you Jimmy
Apparently the little fella has a UA-cam channel. I've seen another video of him ordering coffee
And they are screaming at folks in most of them, this is not the first time.
Could only imagine him in a actual Restaurant
@@Peyote1312 if that's the case, maybe he did this on purpose for that reason? I'm sure the emotion is real, but he might've let it happen because he knew it was gonna go viral.
@@MrJimmyTide .....It isn't as if people staging incidents aren't fully aware that someone---anytime, anyplace---is at the ready to record somebody making a public scene.
Fawwwk yeah!!! Long vids make meee kreeeam cheese
Homerun
That was so sad and funny. Great job.
The interview is great that came out today. He says he's a martyr the new Martin Luther King..
Jim was totally right with what he said about the blue shirt guy. It's not a matter of "stopping the problem" there was no real problem to be stopped. The dude was just getting annoyed and felt both safe and justified in getting physical. He wasnt thay justified to begin with because no one else was getting physical like that and like Jim points out his whole vigilante act was complete horseshit because if it was a normal size guy acting like that his corny ass would have stayed put.
How did nobody point out that he looks slightly like Jim...
Jimmy's laugh makes me smile
The elephant in the room: Jim Norton looks exactly like the little guy from the bagel boss
Wow, I thought Opie was horrific, Sam's Snickers joke was an abortion that Planned Parenthood wouldn't even take credit for.
31:27. “ a guy three times my size attacks me. “. Holy shit the dude that attacked him was 15’ tall ??
Three times his size doesn't necessarily mean three times his height. You have to factor in weight and volume.
"Meet me in the Bathroom!!' ?? That's like what Roger from American Day would say when he wants to get it on with the guy he's yelling at.
You guys need to get a special lil stool out for him and invite Tom thumb to the studios... 😂😂
Jimmys facial expression in this are gold Jerry.. GOLD!
Peter Dinklage's next role is doing this man's true story. "Bagel Bites"
Most underrated comment in thread
Update: Perhaps Danny DeVito is better suited for the role. Thoughts?
Mini bagels
“Little fat plunger” 41:09. Lmao.
The bonfire was great with this clip too, when he chest bumps the guy, soder said "easy lil fella, this is what happens when you skip your nap!
Sam: I've been layed twice
Jim: I'd like to know who that guy was
His other video in a quckie mart is also hilarious.
What a perfect bit. Love it
YAaaaay Xm doing something right so glad we have videos again
I started carryingy newspapers wherever I go now. If there is ANY trouble, I just get angry and 1940s throw them to the ground.
"Gawsh darnit now fella!"
I used to work at a gym and had a super passive aggressive manger who happened to be super short. Every time he was being a dick I’d always hit him with “why such short temper” or something of that nature. I also signed his work email up for little people dating websites and for newsletters from company’s that sold shoes with lifts in them. It was awesome watching that asshole get irritated but unable to do anything about it. I never started the aggression but after dealing with his passive aggressive nature and hearing from other managers to “watch out” because the manlet had it out for me I immediately went for his achelis heel lol
Evil! I love it 🤣🤣🤣
Achilles
As soon as I saw the original video I KNEW he would be perfect for Jim and Sam! HE NEEDS TO LEARN MATT SERRA BJJ!
i dont think jimmy has ever relatded so much with anyone before u can see him questioning his entire existence throughout this
Why did Jim Norton get so mad in the bagel shop?
Jim sticking up for his fellow short guy. Wormy fawk
17:29. Loved his oh shit tsunami wave face... 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊
i love Sams’ impression of Lil Bagel Boss
I think he lost his balance because there was so little resistance and ended up tackling him.
Rob is not that handsome...
I know you saw this rob
How dare you. How.......dare you.
Hes like ok.
brice cate what is he a pair of horses or sumthin tssss
Oh please, you listen to Jim and Sam, we know you're no charmer.
he's like footsum or some shiznit
Bagel guy is Jim Norton's spirit animal.
GREAT JOB LOVE THIS VIDEO AND THE DISNEY ONE GOOD JOB GUYS TAKE CARE!
Does anyone else want a Travis cam? I don't think it would be that much extra work because T-dawg doesn't speak that often. Rob make it happen!
Yes
axwise we get the same view of the trav dog as his mom does. I see no problem with this arrangement.
Tefft Cam?
Did you hear later in the show when joe derosa was in, they played another video of this guy in a 7 11 and the cashier asked him what was his height.
Oh my God that was so delicious. First of all, DeRosa is funny, and second, there was a video literally called "Fat Fuck"
As Joe Numbas on Wrestling Soup said "The wrestling business awaits!"
I don't know...as a short guy myself I've had more people get overly violent and aggressive with me as opposed to me doing it to others.
this isn't a one timer for this guy; check out his UA-cam channel! it's full of videos of him raging out at people LOL
Bro this dudes gonna off himself by the end of the week
Probably gunna off some random people instead
That's what I said. He already hated his life and now the entire world is laughing at him because of his greatest insecurity. Hot 97 radio station did a phone interview, this morning, with bagel guy and an employee from the bagel shop. The employee said he is not welcome back because they are afraid he could really be violent.
Love it. Post the Disney guy just like this
Thanks again. Big fan.
this dude needs therapy, not publicity... the rage in this one is intense.
I think personality determines how people view your stature. I have a tall uncle that is practically invisible at a party, but then my dad at 5ft5 maybe less he shrank as he got older, would seem like the biggest person in the room because he's a social butterfly, gets along with anyone, and is the loudest most fun person in the room. And my dad is a few inches shorter than my mom. Funny though, between those two men, the tall one actually gets less women than the short charming one.
thats sweet - how did they meet? did she ever mention how she feels about being several inches taller than her partner?
Cope
Dang, you guys got this one up quick. Usually these clips are from like 2 weeks ago.
16:12 they should give out free mini bagels if you mention this video 😂😂😂😂
He should wear it as armor... A very tall actor said once... Compared to him anyway
One of the greatest viral videos of all time
Hilarious. I subscribed.
The nanny from muppet babies!
I can't wait until they go over the rest of this guy's videos with Joe DeRosa
Do you know where to find these videos? I heard them playing the other one this morning and couldn't find it anywhere online.
@@69AdrianGolosky69 In the last minute of the show they said they're downloading them and putting them all up on their youtube channel.
@@69AdrianGolosky69 ua-cam.com/channels/lGrDBndGVKmPFA1IKS8IGg.html he took his channel down so somebody reuploaded the content
So they go from removing these videos to releasing them asap so they can take advantage of the virality of the clip.. nice one egg heads
Bagel Boss has passed away R.I.P
Most amazing short person with all the swag .... Danny Devito
Im with Jim, I feel bad for the guy. Hes probably never been laid.
Salvatore Geraci well apparently he was married for 5 years so I don’t he’s never been laid lol
Salvatore Geraci FAWWWK YEAH home run!!!!
He's divorced. He did a phone interview this morning with Hot 97. He started in about immigrants (before they stopped him), only to admit his ex-wife is Indonesian. So, in addition to his other issues, he's also a racist who was married to an immigrant minority, SMDH.
I am team little guy. I am six foot and was too short for some girls. It’s hard out there for a short guy.
Those weren't girls, bro.
If true, those women are insane. They literally have no one to date. 6'0 is probably 10% of men.
too short at 6 foot?! tell me this is a joke ffs!?!
the global average height for a man is 5'7 - fact
More vids like these guys!!
Mini bagels...lmao. What a great troll move from the company...pardon the pun.