Daz Watches Man Who's In Love With A Car

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  • @Immortal_Blaze
    @Immortal_Blaze 3 роки тому +2245

    imagine you're on your way home from a long day at work. you're exited to catch up on your favourite shows while drinking a glass of whiskey. and you look out the window and see a man, ass out, thrusting furiously into his car's tailpipe... i'd never sleep again

    • @avawalker9269
      @avawalker9269 3 роки тому +168

      That would be horrifying. Honestly.

    • @frifripsychic5890
      @frifripsychic5890 3 роки тому +79

      I locked my car in the garage then taped a gun to its side the next day I found the guy bare naked with 6 rounds in him

    • @Goober-e9x
      @Goober-e9x 3 роки тому +28

      That just would have made me more sleep deprived than i already am-

    • @Goober-e9x
      @Goober-e9x 3 роки тому +15

      That just would have made me more sleep deprived than i already am-

    • @frifripsychic5890
      @frifripsychic5890 3 роки тому +24

      @@Goober-e9x I can tell your so sleep deprived u wrote the same comment twice

  • @weezingargonian6523
    @weezingargonian6523 3 роки тому +5075

    Imagine the neighbours like:
    “Oh look, he’s f*cking his car again”

    • @johnny_evans.
      @johnny_evans. 3 роки тому +113

      I would move out of my home as fast i can

    • @lindalaurastrazdina6870
      @lindalaurastrazdina6870 3 роки тому +17

      @@johnny_evans. same

    • @Astro_OB
      @Astro_OB 3 роки тому +12

      @@johnny_evans. lol

    • @Caramelized_Sausage
      @Caramelized_Sausage 3 роки тому +59

      "HONEY!!!!, were gonna need to take the kids to the park again,
      The neighbours f*ucking his car again.....seems intimate hes not wearing anything🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @nikonikki2600
      @nikonikki2600 3 роки тому +47

      “Get a garage, so gross.” 😂🤣

  • @MaverickBaking
    @MaverickBaking 6 років тому +876

    I love the idea of the cameramen in this being like *"YEAH LET'S GET SOME MORE SHOTS OF HIM TONGUING THE STEERING WHEEL"*

    • @ritawashere5787
      @ritawashere5787 28 днів тому +1

      Yes😂😂😂
      Side note, how will he react if they were in a car accident?
      That makes my head spin.
      But if his great love were totaled, that might be a gift to him.

    • @ritawashere5787
      @ritawashere5787 28 днів тому +1

      It's been 6 years since you made your comment. Wow, blow the dust away!
      I just found Daz yesterday & I'm down the rabbit hole.

    • @xxmollyrxx2184
      @xxmollyrxx2184 27 днів тому

      @@ritawashere5787 you have a lot to learn…

    • @xxmollyrxx2184
      @xxmollyrxx2184 27 днів тому +1

      @@ritawashere5787 you have a whole lot to learn bestie

  • @chloelawless8441
    @chloelawless8441 3 роки тому +2138

    Daz: Is he asmuning the cars gender?!
    Me: SO HES GAY?

  • @miaelizabeth169
    @miaelizabeth169 4 роки тому +2700

    “People want new cars who have not been sexually harassed” 😂😂😂

  • @ItzTFJere
    @ItzTFJere 6 років тому +811

    6:49 “oh crap bae’s gone” 😂😂😂

  • @zoettalovu
    @zoettalovu 3 роки тому +3377

    He really said “Why don’t we take this to the garage...”

    • @SANNIE246
      @SANNIE246 3 роки тому +88

      NOOOO LMAOOO✋🏽😭😭😭

    • @cupids_grave
      @cupids_grave 3 роки тому +37

      STOP WITH THESE STUPID JOKES JSGAJSGJESYAKSG

    • @WhatsUpDemonsItsMeYaBoi
      @WhatsUpDemonsItsMeYaBoi 3 роки тому +31

      😏
      🤚🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @KingOfStuipd
      @KingOfStuipd 3 роки тому +18

      WhErE?????

    • @picsart4623
      @picsart4623 3 роки тому +17

      BRO WHYYYYY😭😭😭😭

  • @chaicoffeecup
    @chaicoffeecup 2 роки тому +291

    I've googled the cause of objectophilia and some experts suggest that it's caused by childhood sexual abuse and stuff like that... so this is actually a lot darker than it might seem

    • @Dovah_Slayer
      @Dovah_Slayer 2 роки тому +17

      Oh damn I bet it was the mother who doesnt seem to be in the picture or maybe a stranger

    • @28FineLine_
      @28FineLine_ 2 роки тому +25

      Oh absolutely, I totally believe most of the people on that show have some trauma for sure

    • @josephursell9850
      @josephursell9850 2 роки тому +2

      All I have to say is oof

  • @millierose7809
    @millierose7809 6 років тому +1682

    “Oh crap baes gone”😂😂😂

  • @ariadnefrolich7243
    @ariadnefrolich7243 4 роки тому +639

    "I'm fascinated and disturbed at the same time." - Daz
    Me: Same.

  • @evieperetti481
    @evieperetti481 6 років тому +8699

    *lightning mcqueen has left the chat*

    • @officialjojoxwolf3306
      @officialjojoxwolf3306 6 років тому +83

      Mater (is that how you spell it bc it’s ironic af!) has kicked in 😂

    • @katierose8240
      @katierose8240 6 років тому +19

      Evie Xox Kerchoo

    • @parker-boy98
      @parker-boy98 6 років тому +54

      Herbie would feel so violated

    • @mykieisboredv6594
      @mykieisboredv6594 6 років тому +11

      Evie Xox Omg yassss

    • @TheePanduhh
      @TheePanduhh 6 років тому +52

      *Autobots have sped away in fear of this odd human*

  • @Sacramento_18
    @Sacramento_18 Рік тому +45

    “Man?! ARE YOU ASSUMING THAT CARS GENDER????!?!!!?!?!”💀💀💀 almost fell out of my chair💀💀💀

  • @facade9504
    @facade9504 5 років тому +2745

    “So tell me roger, what’s the sexiest part of a car?”

    • @ellenisbored5075
      @ellenisbored5075 5 років тому +70

      *rolls eyes* I’m just searching for these comments haha

    • @stephenkite399
      @stephenkite399 5 років тому +20

      SAME.😂

    • @Hauntedfiremilkshake
      @Hauntedfiremilkshake 5 років тому +50

      Obviously, his boi racer roll bar and the grease gun. He does have a thrill when the radials squeal though 😏😏😏😏

    • @sheebs3752
      @sheebs3752 5 років тому +9

      HAHAHAHHA

    • @helloxjxxjck
      @helloxjxxjck 5 років тому +21

      someone finally said it omg

  • @user-kk8it8zk6t
    @user-kk8it8zk6t 6 років тому +467

    Girlfriend dies
    Daz: “Oh crap, bae’s gone.”

  • @madisonbennett7070
    @madisonbennett7070 6 років тому +345

    daz: i don’t think anything is weird anymore
    daz, 4 minutes later: THiS Is FuCKiNg WEiRd

  • @-blackandblue-4803
    @-blackandblue-4803 3 роки тому +91

    I actually have a friend, not a close friend, but a friend who has a relationship with his motorcycle. I’ve asked him about it and he said he feels an emotional and spiritual connection with it, like he went through some tough times and his bike was always there. He was in an abusive relationship and finally got away from the person and then moved on to the bike. He describes it kind of like the concept of a security blanket, except romantic and intimate.

  • @antericchaos3101
    @antericchaos3101 6 років тому +2935

    “MAN!¡ is he assuming the cars gender”
    “Is it weird that I find this adorable”
    “I need to put some whiskey in here” *drinks from his cup*
    Jesus Christ daz 😂 all your damn videos make me laugh wtf

  • @JM_Karting02
    @JM_Karting02 6 років тому +483

    That car isn’t red, it’s just permanently blushing

  • @erinalex1033
    @erinalex1033 6 років тому +2969

    "tHis Is FuuUuuuCkiNg WEIIIIIRD"

    • @itsessie_x
      @itsessie_x 6 років тому +9

      Erin Alex Hey! Name twins

    • @erinalex1033
      @erinalex1033 6 років тому +8

      Erin x NAME TWINS!♥️

    • @wackyfox5046
      @wackyfox5046 6 років тому +12

      Erin Alex I opened the comments right as he said this and it was the first comment I saw 😂😂😂😂

    • @itsessie_x
      @itsessie_x 6 років тому +7

      Envious Green or the exhaust pipe

    • @christinefisher7902
      @christinefisher7902 6 років тому +8

      Envious Green yep imagine walking out of the house seeing that or bringing your girlfriend or boyfriend over and they see your neighbor which is him but your bf or gf be like let’s get the helll out of here

  • @maddie6608
    @maddie6608 2 роки тому +34

    “Hey honk me😏”TOOK ME OUT

  • @woodya2842
    @woodya2842 4 роки тому +998

    “I don’t tell a lot of people”......*goes on national tv*😂😂

    • @fairyblu6929
      @fairyblu6929 4 роки тому +20

      Worse, it goes on UA-cam...

    • @fabsstyle6283
      @fabsstyle6283 4 роки тому +4

      Ohnoooo😭😭😭😂😂😂

    • @jensentrap9823
      @jensentrap9823 3 роки тому +3

      @@fairyblu6929 national tv is worse

    • @bakaskyla
      @bakaskyla 3 роки тому +2

      A

    • @em6314.
      @em6314. 3 роки тому +1

      @@jensentrap9823 no it isn’t, I’m almost positive yt is

  • @Sarah-qf6kq
    @Sarah-qf6kq 6 років тому +20416

    I bet a relationship with an elevator has serious ups and downs...

    • @appl3jewelartz
      @appl3jewelartz 6 років тому +461

      Sarah gtfo😂😂😂

    • @adhamalaaeldin8550
      @adhamalaaeldin8550 6 років тому +321

      I hate you 😂😂😂

    • @l_j6693
      @l_j6693 6 років тому +240

      Sarah 🤦‍♀️ 😂😂 noooooooo

    • @captainsauce5097
      @captainsauce5097 6 років тому +1075

      Because a relationship with an elevator is another level

    • @l_j6693
      @l_j6693 6 років тому +123

      Commanda Bruda 🤦‍♀️ omg I laughed and cringed at this 😂😭

  • @heatherc744
    @heatherc744 4 роки тому +2545

    I bet that a relationship with a roller coaster has its turns.

  • @peachyleaves6017
    @peachyleaves6017 2 роки тому +60

    At 7:13 I got an ad that said “sell your car, for cash.” And I absolutely lost my shit 😃

    • @SecondSegmentOfficial
      @SecondSegmentOfficial 8 місяців тому +7

      I'm losing my shit imagining that moment

    • @alphaxan8175
      @alphaxan8175 5 місяців тому +2

      Coincidentally I just got an ad about a car game

  • @mylife-23
    @mylife-23 5 років тому +1882

    * car dies and it's soul goes to heaven * car: God, I was assaulted by a man for my entire life......
    - God: 😶 I give up on humanity

  • @hexsyndiction9833
    @hexsyndiction9833 6 років тому +508

    "You like daddy steering you? Yeah? Want me to honk you? *honk* OHHH"😂😂😂😂😂 DAZ WHY 😂😂

    • @ewanmcloughlin6875
      @ewanmcloughlin6875 6 років тому +11

      Exa's Sanity that bit made me laugh so hard 😂😂

    • @hexsyndiction9833
      @hexsyndiction9833 6 років тому +5

      Ewan Mcloughlin Same😂😂😂

    • @scootsmcnoots1870
      @scootsmcnoots1870 6 років тому +2

      I feel threatened

    • @hexsyndiction9833
      @hexsyndiction9833 6 років тому +6

      Bumblebee but stronger I feel mentally Violated like everyone else who watched this man have a relationship with his car😂

    • @chocolatekyppcookie
      @chocolatekyppcookie 6 років тому +1

      He got dem nudes!

  • @onyofartsrainbows1338
    @onyofartsrainbows1338 4 роки тому +2202

    Me : *drinking a cup of milk*
    Daz : what if he got in a car crash
    Me: * thinking if the guy dies in the crash *
    Daz: does the car die?
    Me :* chokes on milk *

    • @tamar4538
      @tamar4538 4 роки тому +8

      Ahahahh as long as it wasn't cow milk🥴

    • @idk-gc6ff
      @idk-gc6ff 4 роки тому +6

      @@tamar4538 why...?

    • @idk-gc6ff
      @idk-gc6ff 4 роки тому +2

      @Kim Taehyung you get milk from goats aswell

    • @idk-gc6ff
      @idk-gc6ff 4 роки тому +1

      @Kim Taehyung army can be found everywhere 😂💜

    • @idk-gc6ff
      @idk-gc6ff 4 роки тому

      @Kim Taehyung 😂😂 𝒐𝒐𝒇

  • @benjaminclasper9355
    @benjaminclasper9355 Рік тому +30

    It’s “I’m in love with my car” to the next level.

    • @meganmendoza7026
      @meganmendoza7026 7 місяців тому +1

      The machine of a dream

    • @nattynatt24
      @nattynatt24 5 місяців тому +1

      @@meganmendoza7026 such a clean machine

  • @waynewhite1436
    @waynewhite1436 4 роки тому +297

    I bet his ex would be pissing themselves.
    "Hey, what happened to your boyfriend?"
    "He left me for his car"

  • @tomg8566
    @tomg8566 4 роки тому +767

    When he leans over the fender I guess you could call him a fender bender

  • @sakuramiku1856
    @sakuramiku1856 6 років тому +664

    honestly, I love how no one addressed that the man is in a gay relationship with a car. like, he chose the gender of the car. usually they make the cars girls and stuff but no this is CHASE and he's a HANDSOME MAN

    • @charlesmartin3047
      @charlesmartin3047 6 років тому +23

      EXACTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @tuliusduvariusarmy4537
      @tuliusduvariusarmy4537 6 років тому +12

      Ikr

    • @starry7895
      @starry7895 6 років тому +87

      “usually they make the cars girls” *USUALLY* hOW MANY CAR FUCKERS ARE THERE

    • @SoulDenSystem
      @SoulDenSystem 6 років тому +11

      @@starry7895 😂😂😂

    • @funnguis8163
      @funnguis8163 6 років тому +15

      starr y i am a car fucker and I make mine gender neutral 😤😤😤🤪🤪😎😎😎

  • @kciee6258
    @kciee6258 2 роки тому +16

    3:26 “is it weird that I find this adorable? It is weird, it’s weird, it is.” 😭😭

  • @bebepalmer8309
    @bebepalmer8309 4 роки тому +2778

    Guy: *kisses car*
    Corona: *haha, you have underestimated me*

  • @Jooordii14
    @Jooordii14 3 роки тому +802

    I’m just imaging the camera men having to be there while he does his thing…. 😂😂

    • @ghosted_it734
      @ghosted_it734 3 роки тому +44

      Oh my god imagine the look on their faces😂

    • @sakuratree8816
      @sakuratree8816 Рік тому +9

      Omg The Poor Camera Man Q^Q

  • @Alxtvn
    @Alxtvn 6 років тому +341

    " Hey! Honk me" 😂 I lost it

  • @michellehole2554
    @michellehole2554 2 роки тому +27

    Is it just me but when you’re sad you come to watch Daz right away

    • @Saybeun
      @Saybeun 2 роки тому +1

      Me toooo

  • @marleyhighlander8098
    @marleyhighlander8098 5 років тому +611

    All I can think of is Queen's song "I'm in love with my car"

  • @whateverwedo6105
    @whateverwedo6105 5 років тому +536

    "Are u assuming the cars gender?"
    "How does the car give consent?"

  • @burningbeast4465
    @burningbeast4465 4 роки тому +646

    “Man? IS HE ASSUMING THE CARS GENDER?!?!” I’m dead rn

  • @closetmonster3790
    @closetmonster3790 2 роки тому +19

    The machine of a dream
    Such a clean machine
    With the pistons a pumpin'
    Аnd the hubcaps all gleam
    When I'm holding your wheel
    Аll I hear is your gear
    With my hand on your grease gun
    Oooh, it's like a disease, son
    I'm in love with my car
    Got a feel for my automobile
    Get a grip on my boy-racer rollbar
    Such a thrill when your radials squeal
    Told my girl I'd have to forget her
    Rather buy me a new carburettor
    So, she made tracks, saying
    "This is the end now"
    "Cars don't talk back"
    "They're just four-wheeled friends, now"
    When I'm holding your wheel
    Аll I hear is your gear
    When I'm cruisin' in overdrive
    Don't have to listen
    To no run-of-the-mill talk jive
    I'm in love with my car
    (In love with my car, in love with my car)
    Got a feel for my automobile
    I'm in love with my car
    (In love with my car, in love with my car)
    String back gloves in my automo-love

  • @petertalks301
    @petertalks301 6 років тому +872

    I wonder if he sees the Cars 2 as hentai or something

  • @katewhitford9017
    @katewhitford9017 4 роки тому +707

    “But how does the car give consent?”
    Me: is that all we’re worried about right now 😅😂😂

  • @Justsketchin01
    @Justsketchin01 6 років тому +796

    I feel so bad for the people who had to film this

  • @Hanni._.Bubblegum.
    @Hanni._.Bubblegum. 9 місяців тому +5

    When I thought of the name “Chase”, There are 2 things that come to mind:
    The dog from Paw Patrol
    And the contestant on Total Drama Island 2023 who cut the brakes off his ex girlfriends car.

  • @ttc1931
    @ttc1931 5 років тому +468

    Person: where is your roommate
    Roommate: oh he’s outside kissing the car

    • @NerfGunKid123
      @NerfGunKid123 4 роки тому +1

      LOL 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @NerfGunKid123
      @NerfGunKid123 4 роки тому +1

      I get what you mean in a funny way LOL 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @bru5575
    @bru5575 6 років тому +256

    this is what lightning mcqueen looks like now... feel old yet?

    • @kookiethejung
      @kookiethejung 6 років тому +17

      you’ve rUINED MY CHILDHOOD ARE YOU SORRY

    • @erin1912
      @erin1912 6 років тому +2

      allunah LMAOSOSBBW

  • @joe3720
    @joe3720 6 років тому +529

    I’m having déjà vu, I swear I’ve seen him react to this before!

    • @drugnome2657
      @drugnome2657 6 років тому +50

      Zion i am too i was so confused when I first saw what the title of the video was. Imma do a bit of searching

    • @joe3720
      @joe3720 6 років тому +14

      Julia T
      Thx, tell me if you find anything!

    • @drugnome2657
      @drugnome2657 6 років тому +26

      Zion i didn't seem to find anything, sorry 😔. Maybe it's just a strong sense of deja vu? I get it all the time anyway

    • @drugnome2657
      @drugnome2657 6 років тому +3

      It was still nice talking to you Zion

    • @drugnome2657
      @drugnome2657 6 років тому +5

      Zion btw ur channel is very good and has a lot of potential! Why'd you stop uploading?

  • @arsonsjinx
    @arsonsjinx 3 роки тому +19

    I love how Daz keeps trying to understand everything about the people during episodes like these.

  • @gracehines6407
    @gracehines6407 6 років тому +279

    On the bright side.. at least it’s not a dog!

  • @dustythetvheadman3620
    @dustythetvheadman3620 6 років тому +5418

    *God has created group “The Universe”*
    *God has added Humanity to the group*
    *Humanity has created Cars*
    *Nathaniel has joined the group*
    *Nathaniel has added Chase the Car to the group*
    *Nathaniel is now in a relationship with Chase the Car*
    *God has left the group*

  • @Deewizz2019
    @Deewizz2019 3 роки тому +79

    I don't think I can understand how a person can ever have a sexual relationship with a car

    • @Dovah_Slayer
      @Dovah_Slayer 2 роки тому

      Some experts believe the cause of objectophilia is childhood sexual abuse

    • @marinKem
      @marinKem Рік тому +5

      Exhaust pipe 🤷‍♀️

    • @SnigdhaPilli
      @SnigdhaPilli 8 місяців тому

      @@marinKem😂

    • @Alexthegamingxplorer
      @Alexthegamingxplorer 6 місяців тому

      Gas tank 😂​@@marinKem

  • @izzyp9096
    @izzyp9096 6 років тому +240

    I don't think he genuinely believes the car can feel anything, but rather it's just the strong desire to have a "relationship" where you don't have to worry about being hurt. As with any inanimate object, he's in total control. The car won't hurt him or leave him. Probably the result of trauma.

    • @MackenziiRivers
      @MackenziiRivers 6 років тому +21

      many people with objectaphilia know this, but also many genuinely believe the object can talk back to them, have feelings etc. Like they hear the voice of the object and such.

    • @adrianramsey6932
      @adrianramsey6932 6 років тому +3

      But like, the car CAN hurt him

  • @aidanfaucett8181
    @aidanfaucett8181 4 роки тому +511

    When he goes to the car wash
    The cleaner: why is there kiss marks on your car
    Nathaniel: ...

    • @yumekojabami233
      @yumekojabami233 3 роки тому +23

      He would prolly be jealous because someone else makes his car wet

    • @raidenriot
      @raidenriot 3 роки тому +9

      He probably washes the car himself
      And then tries to fuck it

    • @creamii.8845
      @creamii.8845 3 роки тому +2

      @@raidenriot he probably sticks it in the exhaust

    • @ashliemarieford8960
      @ashliemarieford8960 3 роки тому

      @@creamii.8845 YOU GOT ME DEAD. PAHAHHA-😭✋

    • @itzdupre7299
      @itzdupre7299 3 роки тому

      @@yumekojabami233 AYO

  • @jupiterresident1537
    @jupiterresident1537 6 років тому +310

    There is actuaally a woman who is *MARRIED* to Eiffel Tower... I'm not even kidding.

    • @lilymeganmoseley7806
      @lilymeganmoseley7806 6 років тому +4

      N T ohhhhhhh I saw that !! That's weird

    • @Rose-hh7mk
      @Rose-hh7mk 6 років тому +6

      How can you marry someone/something without them giving consent?

    • @kxrimuu
      @kxrimuu 6 років тому +3

      She even changed her last name
      What the actual fuCk

    • @ponytheunicorn2912
      @ponytheunicorn2912 6 років тому

      :O

    • @thomashardacre
      @thomashardacre 6 років тому +1

      What about the I didn’t fall tower... ha, dad jokes

  • @LilithGraveheart
    @LilithGraveheart 11 місяців тому +1

    6:25 Daz: the cars like…honk me. 🤣 BRO IK THIS IS 5 YEARS OLD BUT IM CRYING FROM LAUGHTER RIGHT NOW

  • @amaracaroline9482
    @amaracaroline9482 3 роки тому +413

    I showed this to my grandmother. She’s a badass, and understands pop culture, so when she read the title (not this video title.), she went, “This wasn’t car s** as I remember it with your grandfather.”
    I’m dying- XD

    • @Bewarenoguchi
      @Bewarenoguchi 2 роки тому +3

      How does this not have replies that's hilarious.

    • @emmalyngoris7551
      @emmalyngoris7551 2 роки тому +3

      @Noguchi cause everyone who saw it died laughing and hit the like before they passed

    • @Dovah_Slayer
      @Dovah_Slayer 2 роки тому +4

      Your grandmother is awesome

    • @soapsy0_
      @soapsy0_ 2 роки тому

      LMAO

    • @chantelanderson8159
      @chantelanderson8159 Рік тому

      Miss...mam! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ddundertalefan3179
    @ddundertalefan3179 4 роки тому +332

    "This man is sexually attracted to his car"
    *Roger Taylor has entered the chat*

    • @ntfc551
      @ntfc551 4 роки тому +13

      So, Roger. What's the sexiest part of a car?

    • @n0t_matilda263
      @n0t_matilda263 3 роки тому +8

      @@ntfc551 *NoT tHe CoFfEe MaChiNe*

    • @mxthxrmxrcxry
      @mxthxrmxrcxry 3 роки тому

      SHSHSJSGSJDGSGZ

    • @sevenseasonsofbrown
      @sevenseasonsofbrown 3 роки тому +5

      Omg 😂😂 _I'm in love with my car_

    • @ntfc551
      @ntfc551 3 роки тому +2

      @@n0t_matilda263 ITS A METAPHOR BRIAN

  • @exploding.corpses.9127
    @exploding.corpses.9127 3 роки тому +640

    I- the amount of bug guts he must be licking off his car everyday 😭

  • @hades590
    @hades590 3 роки тому +12

    he fr listened to "I'm In Love With My Car" once and thought "i woke up and chose to be roger ;)"

    • @Hello-pe4xd
      @Hello-pe4xd 3 роки тому +1

      bro like what does he do when the car has to be replaced

  • @Uwu-bx1wi
    @Uwu-bx1wi 4 роки тому +328

    “I have a relationship with my car”
    *almost every man in the world*

    • @pbcj3635
      @pbcj3635 4 роки тому +7

      Roger Taylor is quacking.

    • @derpyscribbles4346
      @derpyscribbles4346 4 роки тому +1

      Just A Potatwa IM IN LOVE WITH MY CARRRRRR

    • @pbcj3635
      @pbcj3635 4 роки тому +2

      @@derpyscribbles4346 I GOT A FEEL, FOR MY AUTOMOBILE!

    • @Uwu-bx1wi
      @Uwu-bx1wi 4 роки тому +1

      Lmfao

    • @livwake
      @livwake 4 роки тому +1

      Uwu WHAT MEN DO YOU KNOW

  • @weenie_hutjrs3335
    @weenie_hutjrs3335 3 роки тому +550

    No one:
    Daz: this is FUCKING WEIRD
    Also Daz: Does really creepy serial killer laugh

    • @WhatsUpDemonsItsMeYaBoi
      @WhatsUpDemonsItsMeYaBoi 3 роки тому +14

      I read that right as he said that 😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣

    • @aluisfar4154
      @aluisfar4154 3 роки тому

      @@WhatsUpDemonsItsMeYaBoi same thing actually happened to poor me (._____.)

    • @disho239
      @disho239 2 роки тому

      Timestamp???

    • @rey9892
      @rey9892 2 роки тому

      @@disho239 4:17 ish :)

    • @disho239
      @disho239 2 роки тому

      @@rey9892 ᴛʏ :)

  • @honeybunny6108
    @honeybunny6108 6 років тому +209

    This takes the song I'm in love with my car to a whole new level

  • @flemington100
    @flemington100 2 місяці тому +1

    “I have a habit of asking questions I dont want to know the answer to” … SAME 😂😂😂

  • @olivianunes1751
    @olivianunes1751 6 років тому +207

    Daz, you should react to “My strange addiction” more often. Please. 😂

  • @JamesTaylor-us9tb
    @JamesTaylor-us9tb 6 років тому +183

    This man must go mental when he’s walking past a garage

  • @charlieaspinall1425
    @charlieaspinall1425 4 роки тому +263

    They should have put the song in the background ‘I’m in love with my car’ by Queen

  • @jacksongirl.01
    @jacksongirl.01 5 місяців тому +2

    8:06
    Do you like daddy driving you?
    Had me fkn dying😂😂

  • @kxrimuu
    @kxrimuu 6 років тому +308

    *_God has exited the group chat_*

    • @hightopv1352
      @hightopv1352 5 років тому

      Kitteny14 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Hit07
      @Hit07 5 років тому

      Everyday we stray farther from god

  • @Bradbury-ls4bp
    @Bradbury-ls4bp 6 років тому +156

    "When your girlfriend dies your like 'oh crap she's dead'" I think I'd have a bigger reaction then that😂

  • @Maddie-ci1gw
    @Maddie-ci1gw 4 роки тому +440

    “Your girlfriend dies, oh crap baes gone” 😂😂😂

  • @dustinkiffe4238
    @dustinkiffe4238 2 роки тому +9

    1:28 the car will honk for yes and honk twice for no, but of course he controls the honking.

  • @lol_jus0_041
    @lol_jus0_041 4 роки тому +813

    Daz: how does his car give concent
    The guys car: leaks oil

    • @Grace-xn5pj
      @Grace-xn5pj 4 роки тому +11

      ye boi default 😳

    • @ii_gaxha_1503
      @ii_gaxha_1503 4 роки тому +11

      Omfg.........😬😬😬😬

    • @phazxy3737
      @phazxy3737 4 роки тому +16

      Engine starts

    • @lol_jus0_041
      @lol_jus0_041 4 роки тому +3

      @@phazxy3737 Oof 😹😹😹

    • @Rei_the_Rabbit
      @Rei_the_Rabbit 4 роки тому +12

      Oh fuck no XD it be the cars pre-cum AHHHHHHHH!!! *has mental breakdown*

  • @girlwiththeblueglasses8284
    @girlwiththeblueglasses8284 3 роки тому +159

    “I love that whoever edited this has put really creepy music to it so I know I’m not the only one that thinks THIS IS F**KING WEEEIIIIRDDD”

  • @prettyf41ry13
    @prettyf41ry13 5 років тому +134

    "I'm worried about people finding out about it"
    Well you don't have to worry about that anymore because it's just on youtube

  • @cottoncandygachagirl1017
    @cottoncandygachagirl1017 Місяць тому +1

    3:00
    He just foreshadows everything 0-0

  • @Dontworryabtme1
    @Dontworryabtme1 5 років тому +425

    Me: -Watches and starts to drink water-
    Daz: Hey...Honk me
    Me: -Chokes on water-

    • @Lucy-fn8vk
      @Lucy-fn8vk 4 роки тому

      LOL

    • @twistedyogert
      @twistedyogert 4 роки тому +5

      I try not to watch these videos while eating. I don't want to choke to death and have "Cause of death: Choked to death while laughing at a UA-cam video" written on my death certificate.

    • @kimberlyolivier6505
      @kimberlyolivier6505 4 роки тому

      SAME

    • @anakinskinwalker1724
      @anakinskinwalker1724 4 роки тому +1

      @@twistedyogert My tombstone would be depressed!

    • @twistedyogert
      @twistedyogert 4 роки тому

      @@anakinskinwalker1724 No one would cry at your funeral because they'd be too busy giggling at your autopsy report.

  • @siennapearce2299
    @siennapearce2299 6 років тому +144

    Daz:I’ve got a feeling NooOoooOOooOoOo
    That’s me when I find out I have to do homework but am to tiered

    • @Fallfox7089
      @Fallfox7089 6 років тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ohno7044
    @ohno7044 4 роки тому +346

    *They missed the perfect opportunity to play Queen/Roger Taylor’s song “I’m in love with my car” during this documentary...*

  • @MrPanda-xd3qt
    @MrPanda-xd3qt 3 роки тому +15

    “He named his car chase”
    Transformers: *cough cough*

    • @bumblebeehawk6064
      @bumblebeehawk6064 2 роки тому +1

      *Transformers Rescue Bots* Chase: oh dear.. I do not consent.. chief Burns! I require some assistance

  • @orangejulius443
    @orangejulius443 6 років тому +412

    Why did they put in sooooooo many clips of JUST him making out with his car and rubbing every inch of it????

    • @DollOfTheDamned
      @DollOfTheDamned 6 років тому

      Orange Julius For shock value!

    • @orangejulius443
      @orangejulius443 6 років тому +15

      Amy Andrews Sounds to me like they just couldn't get footage of anything else about his addiction instead of a constant make-out session

    • @susu959
      @susu959 6 років тому +2

      Orange Julius that is a addition kissing it maybe

    • @orangejulius443
      @orangejulius443 6 років тому +4

      Little Syzygy I know, but THAT much footage of ONLY that?

    • @ria_gonorrhea1429
      @ria_gonorrhea1429 6 років тому +7

      Orange Julius - I agree like the way he kisses it made me gag a numerous amount of times.

  • @Sophie-ez9qv
    @Sophie-ez9qv 5 років тому +1911

    A relation ship with an elevator is another level 😂

  • @nermin_5195
    @nermin_5195 5 років тому +770

    People in 1990: I hope we’ll have flying cars in the future.
    2019: “MAN HAS A SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP WITH HIS GAY CAR AND IS CAUGHT KISSING IT....
    *1990’s people have left the chat*
    *god has left the chat*
    *reaction channels have entered the chat*

  • @EdgySun
    @EdgySun Рік тому +4

    took'im in love with my car' (roger taylor-queen) to a whole new level 💀💀

  • @linaw05
    @linaw05 6 років тому +118

    “IS HE ASSUMING THE CARS GENDER?!” 😂😂

  • @fayew.5687
    @fayew.5687 6 років тому +146

    I think the creepiest thing is just his voice when he talks to the car and the sound of him kissing the car. I don't know

  • @jessstrut9362
    @jessstrut9362 6 років тому +656

    This man watches TopGear instead of Porn

    • @thegalaxydinosaur9231
      @thegalaxydinosaur9231 6 років тому

      Jess Strutt and shed and buried too

    • @user_e2686
      @user_e2686 6 років тому +1

      XD

    • @Jay-bf7dt
      @Jay-bf7dt 6 років тому +1

      *LMAOOOO*

    • @Crispysauce124
      @Crispysauce124 6 років тому +2

      I just imagine fapping to the cars on the show..mmkapwth0wlwpl

    • @ohhcay
      @ohhcay 6 років тому +3

      Car dealerships instead of strip clubs.

  • @nightmaregaming2340
    @nightmaregaming2340 Рік тому +1

    LOL I LOVE THIS VID when he’s saying about driving with a friend and he says want me to honk you HONK BAHAHAHAH 😂so funny snd great

  • @jaden3533
    @jaden3533 6 років тому +856

    Not only in love with a car.. in love with a gay car?

    • @Thebustermann
      @Thebustermann 6 років тому +87

      I know. How lucky was he. Not just a car, but a gay one too. What are the chances I ask you.

    • @meganb.8189
      @meganb.8189 6 років тому +9

      DR4CO I don’t know if that makes it worse

    • @jennycid3531
      @jennycid3531 6 років тому +47

      But how do we know the car is gay? What if chase is really straight lol

    • @Story-sf2cl
      @Story-sf2cl 5 років тому +9

      hey it's 2019 🤷‍♀️

    • @rebsthetipsyelf
      @rebsthetipsyelf 5 років тому +2

      Yup😂

  • @gen868
    @gen868 4 роки тому +171

    roger taylor in the back:
    *”im in love with my car~”*

    • @PixelBoye6546
      @PixelBoye6546 4 роки тому +4

      YES 😂👌

    • @n0t_matilda263
      @n0t_matilda263 3 роки тому +7

      ITS A METAPHOR BRIAN

    • @mxthxrmxrcxry
      @mxthxrmxrcxry 3 роки тому +3

      HI QUEEN FAN I WAS SEARCHING FOR THIS-

    • @zoettalovu
      @zoettalovu 3 роки тому

      Dude your Mikan pfp is super cool lookin

    • @gen868
      @gen868 3 роки тому

      @@zoettalovu tysm lmao

  • @kelsial3743
    @kelsial3743 4 роки тому +260

    The characters in the Disney movie “Cars” are quaking ☠️☠️

  • @-thepurpleboys-
    @-thepurpleboys- 2 роки тому +2

    Whenever the car honks it's actually yelling: "I'M BEING VIOLATED!" or "HEEEEEEELP!"

  • @m.-.7684
    @m.-.7684 6 років тому +131

    “Is hE AssUmINg The CarS gEndEr!” Lol I love you Daz ❤️❤️

  • @absoluteprostudios
    @absoluteprostudios 3 роки тому +281

    Basically if the car is repaired, isn’t it kind of like a person getting implants and plastic surgery? 🤣

  • @hagridthegigglingtable5402
    @hagridthegigglingtable5402 4 роки тому +440

    imagine walking down the street to see an adult man passionately kissing his car

    • @sarah-san9204
      @sarah-san9204 3 роки тому +14

      I think I'd pack my bags.....take some money, and move to another country

    • @Syell22
      @Syell22 3 роки тому +5

      I don't want to imagine....

    • @chris-if3kv
      @chris-if3kv 3 роки тому +1

      im yeeting myself to a new planet

    • @Samj-vv9li
      @Samj-vv9li 3 роки тому +5

      Imagine walking down the street and seeing your car kissing a man.

    • @heatherclark5756
      @heatherclark5756 3 роки тому +1

      I wouldn't be surprised with everything going on

  • @Hydrogen315
    @Hydrogen315 2 роки тому +7

    No one else makes me laugh as hard as Daz

  • @dontbotherreadingmyname6146
    @dontbotherreadingmyname6146 6 років тому +583

    Lightning McQueen has left the chat

    • @Un_Tiburon_Puto18
      @Un_Tiburon_Puto18 6 років тому +3

      Omg I'm wheezing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @sawcy3834
      @sawcy3834 6 років тому +4

      you’ve made 3 comments

    • @taliaforevea14
      @taliaforevea14 5 років тому +2

      this comment deserves more recognition omg

    • @lokisqueen4854
      @lokisqueen4854 5 років тому

      Mater has entered the chat.

  • @supersuccs
    @supersuccs 6 років тому +110

    6:26 *”Honk me”*
    Had me laughing

    • @charlottecohen6724
      @charlottecohen6724 6 років тому +2

      What made me laugh was how does the car give consent?

  • @jfhm1991
    @jfhm1991 6 років тому +93

    Not to get all solemn on everyone here, but having worked with psychiatry for some years now, one can clearly determine the pathology of this man's condition. He refers to the car as 'he' and with a male name, this would indicate that the individual is homosexual. However periodical research on objectophiles has indicated patients initially develop an attachment or deep connection to an inanimate object to avoid the reality of fulfilling that desire with an actual person. In other words it is an automatic defense mechanism of the subconscious mind to protect the conscious mind against totally manifesting the person's unbearable reality and the rejection, conflict and any other issues that may arise from being in a relationship with an actual human being. This usually stems from something within themselves that they cannot come to terms with, in this case presumably his homosexuality. An inanimate object may not grant as strong of a connection as with a person, but the subconsciousness has deemed it safer to direct it's love and desire towards something that cannot be emotionally motivated by anything but the own will of the patient himself

    • @VoiceboxSoundbytes
      @VoiceboxSoundbytes 6 років тому +2

      J F H M This is exactly what I thought, as well. It seems so lonely...

    • @chemorrison2004
      @chemorrison2004 6 років тому

      Thats what i thought but i didnt use fancy words

    • @ninjason9-759
      @ninjason9-759 6 років тому

      J F H M it’s better to love a car than be gay

    • @jfhm1991
      @jfhm1991 6 років тому +2

      Ninjason9 - You've obviously never tried being gay then 😂

    • @ninjason9-759
      @ninjason9-759 6 років тому

      I'd rather die

  • @xaoi3757
    @xaoi3757 5 місяців тому +1

    At 9:46 in the vid that discusted laugh he made, had me ROLLING

  • @makaylee1325
    @makaylee1325 5 років тому +296

    You got a car.
    You named it Brad.
    You LOVED. BRAD.
    But then
    You totaled him.