Those weirdo listings of 11 thousand reviews of "dog poop bags" aren't exactly fake. What happens is one of these bulk Chinese vendors lists a thousand and one different products they got for no cost on the Shenzen market. Literally shotgunning listings. Whenever any listing does well, it's kept. The poor performing ones are deleted. As with the Shenzen market, just because you find a product today doesn't mean it's available tomorrow. These operations are all fly by night and evaporate as quickly as they appear. So what these bulk vendors do is recycle the listings that perform well. They change the title, the category, the description, the pictures, the price. The only thing they can't change are the reviews. So I was looking for headphones a while back. Saw some with high ratings and tons of reviews. I start reading reviews and only the last two weeks are about headphones and they all say that they're absolute ass. After a couple weeks back the reviews change to some gardening tool. Huh? So I keep reading and a year or so back it's for yet another completely unrelated product. So not exactly fake reviews. More like, carrying the good reviews from one product over to another. It's absolutely stupid Amazon allows you to completely change a listing. But Apple does it as well with the App Store. A children's app my GF's daughter used suddenly one day updated to become some kind of stock trading app. No warning, no confirmations. Just kid's game gone and here's some stocks. It was a kind of shady looking stock app as well.
2/5 The school did not yet open. There is sometjing to be said about the meteor above our head, though. Which is not related to swimming pool shortage.
The smelling Salts are for powerlifters and strongmen, you use it before a big lift, so in a way you guys were right. They aren't right in the head lol
The aural visual bliss of staring into the small magical glass of sound and being able to spy upon these humanoid commentators in udder confusion is most gratifying to my intellect.
Guys, watching your vids really give me "big bang theory from an alternate universe" vibes. It's like Sheldon and Lennard got meshed into one character and hangs out with some dude who own a comic store. I don't mean that as an insult. I just can't stop thinking about it when watching you guys on screen.
I’m just starting this video so I have no idea what is on it but you are truly missing out if you don’t shave any of the sugar free gummy bears by Hairbo!
When I petitioned for my wife's immigration from the Philippines we had to prove my wife wasn't going to be on the dole. I had to submit a massive amount of financial data, on to of her having a teaching degree with 33 years of experience.
Choosing reviews where it is simply "crazy people ranting within a text box" ... doesn't really make for a good video... there has to be some correlation to make the game fun... aka it must be possible to decipher the answers. Otherwise, every round is "I'm just going to take a wild guess" ... Either make the questions possible to answer, or make the video simply about highlighting crazy reviews without the guessing.
The review that randomly mentions Donald Trump and public charge rule looks like the reviewer accidentally copy-pasted the wrong thing or the review was left my a bot trying to insert political keywords in random places.
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at 3:50 shows "It does a great job of making supplemental ice." gave it away as an ICE MAKER.
here when this only had 10 likes lol
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17 hours ago too!!
Those weirdo listings of 11 thousand reviews of "dog poop bags" aren't exactly fake. What happens is one of these bulk Chinese vendors lists a thousand and one different products they got for no cost on the Shenzen market. Literally shotgunning listings. Whenever any listing does well, it's kept. The poor performing ones are deleted. As with the Shenzen market, just because you find a product today doesn't mean it's available tomorrow. These operations are all fly by night and evaporate as quickly as they appear. So what these bulk vendors do is recycle the listings that perform well. They change the title, the category, the description, the pictures, the price. The only thing they can't change are the reviews. So I was looking for headphones a while back. Saw some with high ratings and tons of reviews. I start reading reviews and only the last two weeks are about headphones and they all say that they're absolute ass. After a couple weeks back the reviews change to some gardening tool. Huh? So I keep reading and a year or so back it's for yet another completely unrelated product.
So not exactly fake reviews. More like, carrying the good reviews from one product over to another.
It's absolutely stupid Amazon allows you to completely change a listing. But Apple does it as well with the App Store. A children's app my GF's daughter used suddenly one day updated to become some kind of stock trading app. No warning, no confirmations. Just kid's game gone and here's some stocks. It was a kind of shady looking stock app as well.
I laughed, I cried, I bought an ice making machine. Five stars!
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Hi kinseys mom
The pause to callout Matt’s hypocrisy with the beer comment killed me 🤣
That zoom in on Matt’s beer shirt almost killed me, you need to warn us with that kind of content.
This was hilarious! Do more of these with other sites other than Amazon!
I especially like the meme reviews that's why I left a meme comment 🤣.
2/5
The school did not yet open. There is sometjing to be said about the meteor above our head, though. Which is not related to swimming pool shortage.
Now, I wish you guys had included them legendary Haribo sugar-free reviews.
Now this is the content that the Austin Evans 2nd channel deserves!!!
The smelling Salts are for powerlifters and strongmen, you use it before a big lift, so in a way you guys were right. They aren't right in the head lol
"supplemental ice"
A toaster, lol
WATERMELONS
I'm a top 30 Amazon reviewer, and I absolutely love when people write ridiculous shit. Makes me smile.
The ping pong one might have been a reference to beer pong? maybe? Matt!!! the iceberg lettuce guess was legendary !
Ogga 2: Electric Boggaloo
The Fast and the Ogga: Tokyo Bogga
I am SO GLAD this is, is going strong still. And the variety is awesome!
5 out of 5 stars, a Hot Dog IS a hamburger but a hamburger is a soup. Thanks Kyle, hope your uncle sister is over the apple buns.
The real winner is the producer.
Man that redhead be kinda gender tho
This trio is giving dope or nope with Michael, Matt, and tanner vibes. Hope the trio continues, too funny! 🤣
Lol the giant space tiger totally gave me the image of the thunder cats
Watermelons! LMAO!!! This was a brilliant video guys. 🤣
Glad y’all back and consistent, my favorite tech news channel. Funny, balanced, and concise
Fantano is Melon. Austin is Cabbage.
Finally someone reviewing Amazon reviews it's such an untapped gold mine of content
Matt's saying," what does it have to do with watermelons?" so seriously made me laugh. That was good
Yes the small ice maker is great I used it for a year before I replaced my new refrigerator with a working ice maker built in .
The aural visual bliss of staring into the small magical glass of sound and being able to spy upon these humanoid commentators in udder confusion is most gratifying to my intellect.
One of the best thumbnails and such a good content.
Lol! When Austin said "No! Nooooo no!" it felt so familiar lol dude on school said and did that the exact same way lol
Watermelons. Just watermelons. 🍉
Please do more of this!!!!
The editing was top notch in this one! 👍
Hello and finally no sunglasses!
Guys, watching your vids really give me "big bang theory from an alternate universe" vibes.
It's like Sheldon and Lennard got meshed into one character and hangs out with some dude who own a comic store.
I don't mean that as an insult. I just can't stop thinking about it when watching you guys on screen.
What in the flying monkey farts did I just witness?
Watermelons
No cleanup
5 stars
I bought those dog poop bags and their bag holder. They are perfectly fine and usable bags
Genesee beer? Seriously? Were they out of Steel Reserve shirts?
Fat free Gummi bear reviews are the best reviews on Amazon.
5 stars- arrived on time a little sus but at least I didn’t gag and trump would approve of you comrades
9:14 That “no” reminds me of something but I can’t remember where’s that from.
This was absolutely ridiculous and I love it! 😂
"SoMe SoRt Of VeGaTaBlE sLiCiNg ToOl" my good sir I believe you mean a knife.
Do not know what melon i have seen but glad i do. Look get me clear when pie was a appel the tree was already dead you know its still not over date.
The space tiger is coming why no one talks about is shocking.
THIS IS. a great channel
im skrry that i dont actually watch most of these videos i loke to listen to them when i sleep
"Do I get points for it being an appliance?" ... FFS, when the clue is "in the kitchen", guessing an appliance covers 95% of the kitchen
That clip of Matt thinking should be in a UA-cam short fyi
I’m just starting this video so I have no idea what is on it but you are truly missing out if you don’t shave any of the sugar free gummy bears by Hairbo!
2/5 - Hands of blue
Do not follow the red snow, it leads only to sadness.
RINGALING THE DINGALING BELL
Ah Genny Beer. Comes from my hometown of Rochester NY and I'm pretty sure they just pump in the Genesee river water to make it. 🤢
I can personally attest that those are the best dog poop bags on earth. We've used them for 3 years. For our dog, not us. Should specify.
Iceburg Lettuces get everywhere these days
Where do you buy tin foil for your hats? I can only find aluminum foil at stores.
This is gets 5 stars from me, it's the best cooking show I've ever watched 👌👌
I just subscribed because of this video, thank you
They make top hat ice makers
This would be passable if matt wasnt in it.
Is genny beer popular now? I didnt think anyone out of the area knew about it.
He’s from the area
3/5 - the bananas didn't go far in this one
I sat back and watched 'em roll, laughed but they got flattened
That's a nasty stye Matt, my dad used to get those all the time, luckily they go away after a week, but it's annoying.
Diablo Immortal to be released Christmas season of 2021.
2 months later diablo fans: Where is Diablo Immortal.
you cant get the lettuce anymore.
Linus doesn't even say Alexa, he spells it out so it doesn't trigger anyone's Alexa.
Liking the new ThisIs.
Grapefruit...
I'll be 40 next year and I hate beer lol
Decent. I expect more dank memes that melt steel beams like 911
’Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogroves,
And the mome rathes outgrabe.
Those poop bags are legit tho
Watermelons!
When I petitioned for my wife's immigration from the Philippines we had to prove my wife wasn't going to be on the dole. I had to submit a massive amount of financial data, on to of her having a teaching degree with 33 years of experience.
I only subscribed because of the Geny Beer shirt...
Child of the 60s bit you just skipped over half the review lmao
Review: Not bad. Caused an erection lasting more than 4 hours. Had to return it while carrying a tent in my pants.
Where's Ken?
TIL that you can get lettuce from Amazon. Just why???
homer Simon watching 2:37
Watermelons
Choosing reviews where it is simply "crazy people ranting within a text box" ... doesn't really make for a good video... there has to be some correlation to make the game fun... aka it must be possible to decipher the answers.
Otherwise, every round is "I'm just going to take a wild guess" ... Either make the questions possible to answer, or make the video simply about highlighting crazy reviews without the guessing.
This is .
The giant space Tigers obviously the house cat no cuz it said an aquarium that he's talking about the fish perspective
2012 linus is back! Love to see it. Kinda weird hes got red hair doh
Watermelons.
Mangos
watermelons.
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apple
Guava
Mango
Sydney‘s hot she won..!
Lammas!
Watermelonss
cabbage
The review that randomly mentions Donald Trump and public charge rule looks like the reviewer accidentally copy-pasted the wrong thing or the review was left my a bot trying to insert political keywords in random places.
Watermelon
Am I the only one who can’t stop staring at Matt’s mustache? 😳😬🙃
watermelon 🍉
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