The ships lifts only go down to E deck and then you go around a corner and then down the steps to both the fist class pool and then on your lift is the tercuksh baths. Could have they not have looked up some photos to find out more.
1:37 Unless Titanic backs up, she's heading straight for the parking lot. 8:27 If Titanic was able to miss the parking lot, she could have also avoided the iceberg.
+Ryan Ballard The dock cinematic really grinds my gears, it takes exactly 0.50 seconds to google Titanic Southampton and see exactly what it should look like >< *( About 508,000 results in 0.50 seconds) It set the bar for the game, it was so low i nearly tripped on it.
no, i'm pretty sure it Jurassic park 2 the shit out of the fake dock, if you don't know what that means, you are a 8 year old child who doesn't like good movies.
Spammals I think Forgot how creepy that is that that one guy has a one-way mirror he could see into that girls state room don’t think that’s a wee bit creepy
I cant believe this...A titanic game where you need to do stuff with eggs...tell a kid to get out of the car...The Titanic model is just amazing i never tough they could make such a thing...That horn was awsome....I give up
+IKS Exploration - Fridays 10AM I hope you stick around for part 2 :D As for Honor and Glory i cant wait, next step for me is to try the demo in VR later in the year :D
I always hated how the ship looks in this game. The super structure in the bow and stern are like elevated to allow an extra floor in there or something.
There's a DS version of this game. It's waaaaayyy more diferent than the PC version For example, at 5:23 in the DS version you could choose so speak nicely to George, or literally say to him, "give me my boarding pass or you're in the drink!" I swear, look up a gameplay on youtube, it's true.
Idk why I keep rewatching this shit, and now only JUST realised the white paint on the ship is too large. Heck, at 8:28, THERE'S NO "TITANIC LIVERPOOL" BUT JUST "TITANIC"!
+Matthew DeWinkeleer whoa whoa spoiler alert! :D Glad you enjoyed it buddy, thanks for watching! Part 2 will be up Monday and a final part on April 13th. I just today finished recording the series and know the bit you mean and dear god i was knocked off my feet with laughter >
To remind you this game was made to be put on the wii. so it was made rather poor for computer but was great considering games on the wii at the time were still testing and making games!
I was reading an article and it said that the very last funnel closest to the stern was a fake one, meaning it was a dummy and never had smoke come out of it. I thought I would ask you because u seem to know a lot about it and I wanna know if this is true.
Dude, first class passengers smashing into F deck caused the ship to sink quicker, well known fact.. 😂 I pictured the scene when you said it anyways ahaha! Also, I watched til the end and would like my free car. A Renault Coupe de Ville, if you would be so kind..
+titanicrul I feel sorry for Wii users across the globe, just for the fact they have to endure this game even longer lol :P Thanks for the info buddy, we have a Wii in the house but i dont touch it. Although you have given me an idea... Cheers!
Spammals I was looking through the Titanic Crew List and I found a man named Montague Vincent Mathais he died in the sinking he was 27 and he was a Mess Steward. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crew_of_the_RMS_Titanic
Hey there! Yes i have helped out with the game from 3D modelling, research and photography but I dont like to advertise the fact here. I dont want people to think im boasting or anything. I was happy to help the team where possible and i hope to help more in the future when I get some real free time to dedicate to them. :)
Spammals That is crazy amazing. I knew that was you, but I wanted to be sure. I'm seriously glad they've had you to help them cause you seriously know your stuff.
zachanikwano Thats kind of you to say :) I'm so very excited for the game to come out. People complain over how long it's taking but it's going to be worth it. :)
+Arma2Rebel Well, it's good to have a hobby :) Dont get me wrong i dont claim to be an expert, Titanic is simply something i have a large passion for. :)
+Spammals I just this moment realised in addition to the 1st class boarding ramp being to far forward on the ship, the ship itself is docked the wrong way alongside the quay :D That would have made a better thing to mock in the video lol
+Richard Ivory It was at that moment it was clear how lazy the design team was on this game :D Did they google bird and take the 1st hit or something >
I had once contemplated buying this game, as I was a big fan of "Titanic: Adventure Out Of Time" when I was a kid, and have been a fan of the real story for years. I am VERY grateful now that I didn't buy this game. At first look, the introduction looked promising. I liked the main protagonist, Margaret Ashley, and the way they wrote her seemed pretty interesting. But after that, everything goes downhill very quickly. The voice actors for each character is good, but the writing is so bad that, apart from Margaret Ashley, I couldn't care less about her husband Robert, her mother, the annoying little boy from 3rd Class, or any of them! The idea of secret passages within the ship is ludicrous, and the fictitious character who built them is, in my opinion, a slap in the face to Titanic's real designer, Thomas Andrews, and to everyone who had a hand in building the original ship. I know this is a Hidden Object game, and so expect the silly little puzzles as part of keeping the gamer entertained like these games are supposed too, but even with such a small project, you expect them to get at least a few details right, and to toy with the REAL people and facts as little as possible. For even the most optimistic of reviewers, this game must be written off as a total bust. It is clear that the developers slapped this game together as quickly as possible, and didn't care at all about the true story, and so their saying this is a "Titanic" game is just a way of stealing the customers money. And I thought Jack and Rose were bad!
Nitpicking ahoy! Red telephone box - not installed until 12 years after the Titanic sinking! How many stars were on that American flag? Also, bumper stickers (running board stickers?) - 1950s? And we haven't even set sail yet! Oh, we have - with an incorrect ensign... Bye mother! Enjoy your medication... Or gin....
The game failed so many times it was too easy to make fun of it lol. While shopping for it i saw the other one, god forbid i find myself playing it anytime soon lol
Is that Jim Cummings doing the stowaway's voice? Sounds just like him. This was hilarious. You're so funny in how you mock how awful this game is. Also, what a completely unlikable main character.
15:25 do you have anything against Nazis? Oh, right i forgot... But hey steal a bronze eagle from the room doesn't hotel guests always steal something out of the room? Why not a boiled egg and a 5 kilogramm bronze eagle :D
Naww well I think it's all about the eyes of the observer. As the 10 year old you it perhaps helped grow your interest in the ship. So in that regard it was a great game :) It's just now years later knowing a lot more you can see through the veil of magic it once had :P Like a theme park ghost train with the lights on lol :P
"should've knifed him"
Oh my gosh I can't breathe XD
Subbed.
Georgie needs to learn! :P Thanks for watching and commenting :D
Guy: I'm sorry ma'am, but F deck is for 3rd class passengers only.
Me: BUT THE POOL IS ON F DECK!
it is in the game too, they were drunk when they were designing it
The ships lifts only go down to E deck and then you go around a corner and then down the steps to both the fist class pool and then on your lift is the tercuksh baths. Could have they not have looked up some photos to find out more.
1:37 Unless Titanic backs up, she's heading straight for the parking lot.
8:27 If Titanic was able to miss the parking lot, she could have also avoided the iceberg.
+Ryan Ballard The dock cinematic really grinds my gears, it takes exactly 0.50 seconds to google Titanic Southampton and see exactly what it should look like >< *( About 508,000 results in 0.50 seconds)
It set the bar for the game, it was so low i nearly tripped on it.
no, i'm pretty sure it Jurassic park 2 the shit out of the fake dock, if you don't know what that means, you are a 8 year old child who doesn't like good movies.
Spammals I think Forgot how creepy that is that that one guy has a one-way mirror he could see into that girls state room don’t think that’s a wee bit creepy
"must take my meds" in 1912 that means opium and cocaine.
"Poke the bear to see if the Bear pokes back" You earn a Skyrim Cookie for that.
+Velociraptors of Skyrim Om nom nom nom :D
I played this game all the time as a child an I thought it was the greatest thing ever Oof
OOF Is the Roblox death sound
same
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I cant believe this...A titanic game where you need to do stuff with eggs...tell a kid to get out of the car...The Titanic model is just amazing i never tough they could make such a thing...That horn was awsome....I give up
LMFAO! "That horn was awsome" :P Yea all your Titanic sized dreams have come true with this world changing epic adventure!
Spammals yep :P this game is all i ever wanted yayy
Oh yeah... this totally puts Titanic Honor and Glory to shame.....
‘I cant take this anymore’ This sums up the whole game. No its not a game, its a bloody disaster.
What you failed to point out at 20:00 in the cutscene there was smoke coming from all four of the Titanic's funnels, instead of three, like reality!
you are right about everything about maps being wrong and the fucking dock.
Hidden Misery : Titanic
I've played it, trust me - it get's worse. You have to solve a rubic's cube at one point lol
+Randomstuffs261 Dear god not a Rubics Cube!!! Nooooooo!! :D
Randomstuffs261 aaaaaaaaaa
Randomstuffs261 lol! I sea what you did there!
Randomstuffs261 oh my god!!!!
Spammals ,,,,,,'wow you are great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks for the review:) I'm waiting for titanic honour and glory to come out played the demo was great :)
+IKS Exploration - Fridays 10AM I hope you stick around for part 2 :D As for Honor and Glory i cant wait, next step for me is to try the demo in VR later in the year :D
that will be interesting :)
I continued to watch because of you. You are so funny and I laugh all the time.
Spammers be like: omg rivet number 737362 is missing!
my relative was a 1st class passenger on TITANIC. Edward Austin.
+ZariusHD™ Thats cool, it must be neat to have a Titanic connection. I'm sorry he didnt survive.
I always hated how the ship looks in this game. The super structure in the bow and stern are like elevated to allow an extra floor in there or something.
There's way to much wrong to make a list, although that would make a great paper for a school project or something lol
Spammals you are the greatest human being alive.
I'm sorry you had to play this.
And its sequel.
"I'd like to go to F Deck please".
"Ma'am this elevator doesn't go down to F Deck, Ya dickhead!"
8:10 Spot the historical mistake!
The fourth funnel has smoke coming out.
That's right! The fourth funnel was a decoy used to ventilate the kitchen
I remember when I got this, it was on Easter and I completed it in one sitting, I think I let the husband die but I had no idea what was going on.
Out of everything else in the wheel he questioned the chess piece ...
American flag 50 stars in 1912. Really history game really.
I never knew about the secret Shipwright's Sanctum either. This game is teaching me so many new things.
Robert Ashley is in return to titanic as well
I've played this game on an Nintendo DS.
7:16
Spammals attempting an old woman's voice. This is comedy gold.
All of these videos were comedy gold, if I'll be honest. I still remember the BowStern from Spammals' videos on the sequel to this game.
Say what you want about this game but i think it’s one of the better titanic games, it has its charm, like voice acting and the art is are really good
still more accurate than titanic 2 movie
Well I have learned new things, the A deck promenade has lifeboats on it and the reading and writing room is also on the boat deck :D
I'll be looking for the shipwright's sanctum and the hidden tunnels in the Titanic's plans.
There's a DS version of this game. It's waaaaayyy more diferent than the PC version
For example, at 5:23 in the DS version you could choose so speak nicely to George, or literally say to him, "give me my boarding pass or you're in the drink!"
I swear, look up a gameplay on youtube, it's true.
Idk why I keep rewatching this shit, and now only JUST realised the white paint on the ship is too large. Heck, at 8:28, THERE'S NO "TITANIC LIVERPOOL" BUT JUST "TITANIC"!
I love the Titanic 😍💜
Okay, you're awesome! You got a subscriber.
thanks I had a good laugh at this... especially the part with the lifts
Please do part 2...the ship catches fire when it starts sinking.
+Matthew DeWinkeleer Oh, you did. Hooray.
+Matthew DeWinkeleer whoa whoa spoiler alert! :D Glad you enjoyed it buddy, thanks for watching! Part 2 will be up Monday and a final part on April 13th. I just today finished recording the series and know the bit you mean and dear god i was knocked off my feet with laughter >
To remind you this game was made to be put on the wii. so it was made rather poor for computer but was great considering games on the wii at the time were still testing and making games!
Margaret 1: Needs to die 2: Needs to see someone who helps people
New Subscriber....you sir are bloody funny
+Arma2Rebel Thanks Arma! Welcome to the family :D This game made it was to easy to poke fun at it :D
+Spammals I was like....the fuck...they're kinda close to the dock
Spammals is a titanic UA-camr
I had this game and I thought it was really good
This is amazing
that hand movement when the ship was departing away
3:03 did someone notice japan ?
Does anyone know the voice actress of Margie?
" This is probrably gonna be the China Titanic II"
Excuse me where is the ship right sanctum
"I should've knifed the kid!"-Spammels
This is making me nostalgig i played it when i was Like 7
I was reading an article and it said that the very last funnel closest to the stern was a fake one, meaning it was a dummy and never had smoke come out of it. I thought I would ask you because u seem to know a lot about it and I wanna know if this is true.
is that why people could go up in it to take pictures and stuff
It also made it look better. Remove the fourth funnel using Photoshop or something, and does the ship look good?
Nice story
Thanks for telling me to go to a Titanic museum and ask, Where’s the shipwright sanctum?
Oh I love this game I have it on the ds
Awsome game but what platform is this for Windows or Mac ?
This is on PC via Steam :)
Dude, first class passengers smashing into F deck caused the ship to sink quicker, well known fact.. 😂 I pictured the scene when you said it anyways ahaha!
Also, I watched til the end and would like my free car. A Renault Coupe de Ville, if you would be so kind..
I have the DS game but I misplaced the game cartridge 😭
the game says the first class promenade on a deck but takes you to the boat deck
This game is bad, but the opening animation in the car was actually pretty good lol
i love the titanic
The Wii edition was longer, with more cutscenes I believe. It might actually have been a lot
+titanicrul I feel sorry for Wii users across the globe, just for the fact they have to endure this game even longer lol :P Thanks for the info buddy, we have a Wii in the house but i dont touch it. Although you have given me an idea... Cheers!
+Spammals it might have been "optimized" for the Wii. Also you should play the Roblox Titanic game, so much love in the project and a pretty good map
Spammlas, I have been here for 3 years where is my car?
Your right that is not Southampton England well it is England but it is not Southampton at all
who waiching in 2021 i loved this when i was a kid
Spammals I was looking through the Titanic Crew List and I found a man named Montague Vincent Mathais he died in the sinking he was 27 and he was a Mess Steward. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crew_of_the_RMS_Titanic
SCOTLAND ROAD IS ON E DECK!
1:39 THAT'S NOT SOUTHAMPTON! 🤣
Andrews never got along with Tavalouris. Sad.
Cheeky mom with the the boarding pass hoping there won't be a kid who steals stuff in titanic honor and glory :)
+Benji O'Farrell Ha! I think the world of Honor & Glory is safe from 8 year old Georgie :P
So I was on the Titanic: Honor and Glory website.....
Aren't you one of the consultants??
Hey there! Yes i have helped out with the game from 3D modelling, research and photography but I dont like to advertise the fact here. I dont want people to think im boasting or anything. I was happy to help the team where possible and i hope to help more in the future when I get some real free time to dedicate to them. :)
Spammals That is crazy amazing.
I knew that was you, but I wanted to be sure. I'm seriously glad they've had you to help them cause you seriously know your stuff.
zachanikwano
Thats kind of you to say :) I'm so very excited for the game to come out. People complain over how long it's taking but it's going to be worth it. :)
The cigarettes were filter tipped too another historical inaccuracy
I like the game...
I love how angry this game makes you.
I have this Game on the nintendo wii
Spammal you seem to know alot about the Titanic
+Arma2Rebel Well, it's good to have a hobby :) Dont get me wrong i dont claim to be an expert, Titanic is simply something i have a large passion for. :)
+Spammals I just this moment realised in addition to the 1st class boarding ramp being to far forward on the ship, the ship itself is docked the wrong way alongside the quay :D That would have made a better thing to mock in the video lol
Ok how am I not dead yet after going through that
+Ethan Malcolm You have to laugh at how bad it is :P
+Spammals true but apart from honor and glory and adventure out of time I've yet to see a good titanic game
+Ethan Malcolm I couldnt agree with you more. Nothing comes close to being as good as them :)
I love watching suffering, this video was like crack for me
+Daniel Phillips and I want my car
+Daniel Phillips LMFAO omg that made me laugh "This video was like crack for me" omg thank you! :D
Daniel Phillips ha
Lol I played that one on my Wii!
*’oH mArGiE*
Metric was not used there,,,,,
This is kinda like Professor Layton, only more obtuse (if you can imagine that).
WHAT THE #### STOP PAY GO SO DAMN BAD
i got to the end of vid. Wheres my car?
(jokes)
You are Hilarious!!! Seagulls!
+Richard Ivory It was at that moment it was clear how lazy the design team was on this game :D Did they google bird and take the 1st hit or something >
+Spammals Or perhaps they have never seen a Seagull before.
I had once contemplated buying this game, as I was a big fan of "Titanic: Adventure Out Of Time" when I was a kid, and have been a fan of the real story for years. I am VERY grateful now that I didn't buy this game. At first look, the introduction looked promising. I liked the main protagonist, Margaret Ashley, and the way they wrote her seemed pretty interesting. But after that, everything goes downhill very quickly. The voice actors for each character is good, but the writing is so bad that, apart from Margaret Ashley, I couldn't care less about her husband Robert, her mother, the annoying little boy from 3rd Class, or any of them! The idea of secret passages within the ship is ludicrous, and the fictitious character who built them is, in my opinion, a slap in the face to Titanic's real designer, Thomas Andrews, and to everyone who had a hand in building the original ship. I know this is a Hidden Object game, and so expect the silly little puzzles as part of keeping the gamer entertained like these games are supposed too, but even with such a small project, you expect them to get at least a few details right, and to toy with the REAL people and facts as little as possible. For even the most optimistic of reviewers, this game must be written off as a total bust. It is clear that the developers slapped this game together as quickly as possible, and didn't care at all about the true story, and so their saying this is a "Titanic" game is just a way of stealing the customers money. And I thought Jack and Rose were bad!
I can talk with my mouth closed too!
Nitpicking ahoy! Red telephone box - not installed until 12 years after the Titanic sinking! How many stars were on that American flag? Also, bumper stickers (running board stickers?) - 1950s? And we haven't even set sail yet! Oh, we have - with an incorrect ensign... Bye mother! Enjoy your medication... Or gin....
You are my kind of person :D lol thanks for commenting and great eye / knowledge :P
ssssssuuuuuuupppppeeerrrrrrrrrr
The introduction took 8 mins and 47 seconds .............................
lost my shit when you called the lift operator a dickhead. This game actually has a sequel that is actually even more horrible believe it or not XD
The game failed so many times it was too easy to make fun of it lol. While shopping for it i saw the other one, god forbid i find myself playing it anytime soon lol
You know what? Ima go tell steam to remove this game from public. But you can still keep it buddy
+TheAmazingGamer Ha! your too kind :P
Spammals ;)
Where's my car
Is that Jim Cummings doing the stowaway's voice? Sounds just like him.
This was hilarious. You're so funny in how you mock how awful this game is.
Also, what a completely unlikable main character.
15:25 do you have anything against Nazis?
Oh, right i forgot...
But hey steal a bronze eagle from the room doesn't hotel guests always steal something out of the room? Why not a boiled egg and a 5 kilogramm bronze eagle :D
That was hilarious
+Scream1ngEaGLe7 Thanks buddy! I was hoping it would be so bad it was good :P
the ds version of this game is half decent
I've never played a DS before so i really have no idea :P
THOSE ARE AMERICAN AND GERMAN CARS
I remember my dad buying me this game when i was about 10. I Remembered it being great but now that i see it again i have to say ITS SHIT
Naww well I think it's all about the eyes of the observer. As the 10 year old you it perhaps helped grow your interest in the ship. So in that regard it was a great game :) It's just now years later knowing a lot more you can see through the veil of magic it once had :P Like a theme park ghost train with the lights on lol :P
Same, except, I just found it mediocre when I got older
The Dink what the heck
Where is my car then because I watch this video about last year😡🚙🚗
hiiiiii
this game is even worse than fall of titanic. and that really does say something.
Seems to me that if this is the best adventure games creators can come up with these days, the genre is doomed :P
+Greg Lyris DOOOOOOMMMEDD!! :D I think it's just Big Fish, the studio behind this game, simply dont care :P