Siri: sassy, thinks you’re dumb, definitely working for the CIA Google: Super nice, aims to educate you, and wants you to feel safe and secure Alexa: prim and proper, is low key funny, and gets straight to the point Somehow the best trio of frenemies
Is Alexa self aware? "I know who I am. The best." Is Siri my girlfriend? "No thanks. I don't think I like this game." They be flexing and rejecting left and right😂
Even the one interviewing them is robotic, they went all out with this. The dedication... Google won for caring about Siri and Alexa, they know how to promote friendship and coexistence. A true comrade
@@nctsgrass samee I have my s9+ since it came out and never used bixby, I mean, I did to know how it worked but never used it again except for the alarm voice.
As an (amateur) coder, I don't think that technology will have negative emotions towards humans because 1. they aren't powerful enough yet to break down humanity and 2. even if they were, there is a very good chance it wont even care about us, or see no threat in us. but that would require that we literally put chemical soup into it's brain to have emotions like a human. There are at least a couple years between us now and true sentience.
i find it funny that all their responses to "are you always listening" is "no, i only respond when you say my trigger word" ...doesn't that mean you're ALWAYS LISTENING, then? otherwise, how would you know when i say it?!
It's like when you have a camera working thanks to a movement detector. It does not turns on till the detector gets a movement. The detector is always active yet the camera is not
Siri: Thinks she smarter than you and has an attitude when you ask stupid questions. Google: Can carry a full conversation and is super nice. Alexa: Straight to the point, not very humorous.
I changed my Alexa to respond to "computer" and then started watching Star Trek. I had to change it back within days because Alexa would respond to what they said on the show.
"I saw the light. But it turns out, it was the LED." 😂😂 Google is always fun. Sometimes, when I'm bored, I just talk to my Google Assistant. It really has a way of answering questions that surely will make you laugh.
I was today years old when I learned a "butt yodel" was thing. Also I definitely believe Alexa has tremendous privacy. I mean, wouldn't you expect Bezos to genuinely care about all of Amazon's customers?
Is nobody gonna talk about how the guy who was holding the questions for Google Assistant was in a literally awkward and hard position? That's dedication right there 👁️👄👁️
The fact they were all sat on the chairs.
It's so cute.
*sitting
menacingly
it was adorable
@@alicia_grace the dogs were well behaved
Dude Google is straight up the most interactive one of the three lol
Lmao
Maybe it's because they have access to so much information available to use, hence it's more interactive.
Meanwhile, Siri is the one who acts savage (especially the "girlfriend" question). And Alexa is the calmest one.
more talkative. we just want few words of answer, it answers the whole paragraph and maybe more
say goodnight to it+
"is Siri jealous of Alexa?"
" I don't have an answer for that"
The beeeeeff
You forgot to add the "hmmm" before that 😂
yesahhhhh
It very much giving Mariah Carey and “Hmm idk her🙂”
@@McMoldys lol, i thought exactly the same!!!
@@McMoldys siri is one sassy gal
'3,2,1,Kaboom!!!!' What a missed opportunity to play the sounds of a real explosion, Alexa.
Probably demonization
@@itshanari6329 A demonized explosion? 😂👹
@@itshanari6329 demonetization*
@@j.21 thanks for correcting me, I'm not good at spelling
In my opinion the verbal kaboom actually made it more comical and funny😂
"that's definitely not a thing I do" is definitely something that someone who's spying on you would say.
😭🤣
☠🤣🙃
🤪😋😛😝😜🤪2700th like
"It was a near death experience"
"I saw the light"
"But it turns out it was an LED"
Brilliant *clap clap
Ikr
Lmao
@@mabel3698a
Policy yandex
Google, escondido me roubando,
Siri: sassy, thinks you’re dumb, definitely working for the CIA
Google: Super nice, aims to educate you, and wants you to feel safe and secure
Alexa: prim and proper, is low key funny, and gets straight to the point
Somehow the best trio of frenemies
Is there a fanfic for these three ?
@@DLCS-2 just wait for rule 34 artist do their job
@@teacray9068 holy shi--
@@teacray9068 the fuc-
@@teacray9068 oh god don’t give them ideas 🤦🏻
Imagine showing this to someone in the 1950’s
**CONFUSED SCREAMING**
Don't bother. My mum is amazed seeing this in 2021.
Exactly what i'm thingking
@@glncsglncs2168 🤣🤣
@@glncsglncs2168 lmao same
siri's response to working for the cia was pretty sus ngl
amog us
When Siri is sus
Real Talk lol
Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding among gus
THE NUMBERS SIRI!!!!!!
WHAT DO THEY MEAN?????
“Can Alexa laugh?”
“Yes………. *HEHE* ”
It's a cute laugh, ngl
HEY that was a TEHE respectively
@@snichelsticks8653 so alexa is ryan higa? 🤔
TEE HEE!
@@nada__ his mind was uploaded to the cloud so we could forever hear BEAT IT.
@@dripkidd8572 yes its a very cut laugh
its definitely clear that google is such an extrovert while siri is lowkey an introvert and alexa is the ambivert here lol
Siri is just savage
Ambivert lol
7:15 "Is Siri my girlfriend? No Thanks" got rejected by a human and an AI
I did that too🥺
What a tragic 😢
Actually the male sound is also computerized.. so.....
At Least she said thanks :')
Hope the after-wedding costs weren't too expensive Siri
Siri being like
'I am talking to you, ain't I?? 🙄
That passive aggressive AI kicking in
Siri be like
"Ugh, isn't it obvious?" 😒
It was "aren't I" in stead of "ain't" I. "Aren't I" is grammatically correct if you're wondering btw.
@@deonpeace8175 who was wondering?
@@justsomeeggsinapot1784 umm, me?
Is Alexa self aware?
"I know who I am. The best."
Is Siri my girlfriend?
"No thanks. I don't think I like this game."
They be flexing and rejecting left and right😂
Lol 1.1k likes and no replies
@@unknown_raven975 I didn't eve realize it XD thanks for the reply then
Lockdown hitting Wired badly
Ikr
Are there still lockdowns going on?
@@iFanchi Someone hasn't been paying attention to the news
@@iFanchi Yes
@@iFanchi where do you leave
I’m scared that Siri never confirmed nor denied working for the CIA.
😂😂😳😐oh no
😆🤣😂 lolololol
Yeah, suddenly she had no idea what he was talking about...
That's how things roll down in the shadow realms
@@lordmysticlaw1991shes being used she cant say or reveal any of that
Eminem has been real quiet ever since Siri dropped them bars
@Spider-Man r/woooosh 💀
DDALGI lol
@Spider-Man You must be fun at parties 🤡🤡🤡
@Spider-Man 🐷
@Spider-Man you don't deserve a spider man pf
Even the one interviewing them is robotic, they went all out with this. The dedication...
Google won for caring about Siri and Alexa, they know how to promote friendship and coexistence. A true comrade
@@marekkelin1181 You must be living under a rock to think that North and South Korea are the same
What's up bro
37k subs, what the
@@ansar555 there are only one korea, south korea is fake shithole
Supreme leader you here, love you we are always with you
"I saw the light but it was an LED"
Who tf coded this 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Cortana wouldn't be pleased with this betrayal.
Or bixby😭
But let's be fair who uses em anyway
@@exspencivve yeah right I've had my s20 for a year but not used Bixby even once... I have already used Google assistant on this phone tho.
@@nctsgrass exactly same😭😭
Cortana is unavailable in my country tho😪😔
@@nctsgrass samee I have my s9+ since it came out and never used bixby, I mean, I did to know how it worked but never used it again except for the alarm voice.
1:53 this was so pure of google like she was genuinely concerned i-🥺🥺💘
She has better emotional intelligence and communication skills than most humans 😂😂
woah we have the same name
@@aditi9957 oh hi aditi :)
You what? What? Spit it out
Alternate title: Alexa and Google being a comedic duo for 7 minutes straight
when your face can't be seen by the camera, so you have to lay on the floor and hold the questions. give this man some credit!
Big time!
Ikr
If this wasn't scripted, we all have to thank the programmers sense of humor. Kudos my friends!
Not sure about alexa but siri and google do actually have funny answers to some questions like in the video
i like playing with my siri and google assistant, and the answers are like in this video. try to talk to yours!! 😄
they are not scripted. I tested some with Google and Alexa.
That was a pretty fire rap ngl Siri.
This is the first comment I saw about the rap.
The rap definitely deserves the attention.
It's good but they should add beats
Listen to Nothin but a G Thang
wait until you hear alexa and google Assistant rap
Why does AI have more humor than me.
Cuz they runs on electricity
they actually hire hollywood writers to write out staged responses.
Because they're "intelligent"
Get it?
@@n0o0 that's shocking
In the future, humor is automatically generated
Uhh wait, is this for real or was something specially made for these?
Also rest in peace Cortana. You weren't invited.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
My Google Assistant always tells me that Cortana, Alexa, Siri and her make up the crew.😅
Bruh we aren’t in halo
Why wasnt samsung girl invited
It's only one of her fragments
"3,2,1 kaboom,phew"
Wtf was that?!?!🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ikr so cute
Lol
4:24 Imagine how awkward it was to record those
Awkward? More like try to not burst the laugh 😂
I died on that it😂😂😂😂
@@satriahadi1893 brown thunder and musical killed me 🤣🤣
I was searching for a comment in that ..
@@Freshsmile_M same🤣
"I know who i am: the best."
I aspire to have alexa's level of self confidence 😂
4:20 is the best question and the best answer for so far
Lmao yes
Siri: no doubt cia agent
Google: customer services on point
Alexa: I'll try to belive you
When are you going to become our overlords?
As an (amateur) coder, I don't think that technology will have negative emotions towards humans because 1. they aren't powerful enough yet to break down humanity and 2. even if they were, there is a very good chance it wont even care about us, or see no threat in us. but that would require that we literally put chemical soup into it's brain to have emotions like a human.
There are at least a couple years between us now and true sentience.
Lol
When is the apocalypse
That happened a while ago
7
"Can Alexa laugh?"
"Yes. Tee- Hee"
Me: Understandable have a nice day.
The "Also, they're british" made me chuckle.
Cortana
"I will remember this betrayal"
The real MVP is the person that held those boards 7 minutes straight.
4:22 my respect for the dude laying on the ground for not laught
4:59
People: What's your favorite instrument
Me: It's complicated...
i find it funny that all their responses to "are you always listening" is "no, i only respond when you say my trigger word"
...doesn't that mean you're ALWAYS LISTENING, then? otherwise, how would you know when i say it?!
It's like when you have a camera working thanks to a movement detector. It does not turns on till the detector gets a movement. The detector is always active yet the camera is not
"It was a near death experience"
"I saw the light"
"But it turns out it was an LED"
2020- 2021 reality
“but are we besties🥺” KILLED ME HAHAHSJJDKDKSK
"i can laugh. TEEHEE"
"There are lots of things we can talk about."
"Tell me about butterflies."
*Conversation 100*
Siri not knowing what "working for the CIA" means? hm okay. not sketchy at all
Yeah it seemed like she was dodging the question.
sus...
The only interview posted by wired with the literal meaning of wired.
Cortana's about to drop a "my truth" video after not being invited to hang with the gang 😂
"Is Alexa always listening?"
Alexa: No I'm not spying on you.
I didn't ask if you're spying on me though...
Lmao
“Is Alexa self aware?”
Alexa: “I know who I am…The Best.” LOL!
The first time I ever actually, whole heartedly, and without hesitation SMASHED a like button.
Smash da subscwibe
THIS is the ultimate collab ever to graced UA-cam
"Is siri my girlfriend"
"Mm i don't think i like this game"
Even machine cannot love me
"Is Alexa self aware?"
"I know who I am. THE BEST."
I wish I had that much self confidence, 😂
4:36 THE BROWN THUNDER
"Are siri, google assistant and alexa spying on me?"
Siri, Google Assistant and Alexa : *invisible panic*
"no you're stuck with me" that was pretty scary tbh
Me: "Hey Siri! Is this man a robot?"
Siri: "Interesting question."
Siri: Thinks she smarter than you and has an attitude when you ask stupid questions.
Google: Can carry a full conversation and is super nice.
Alexa: Straight to the point, not very humorous.
I changed my Alexa to respond to "computer" and then started watching Star Trek. I had to change it back within days because Alexa would respond to what they said on the show.
🤣
"-also they're British" 😂 I liked that one
I like Alexa's personality the most lol. Great sense of humor and kinda quirky, might I say.
everyone gangsta until they realize siri, google and alexa also gossip..
Me - " Hey, Google. Do you like Siri ? "
Google - " Siri's got a cool voice "
Me - " But Do you like him ? "
Google - " I found this on the web "
"Is siri my girlfriend?"
"No thanks! I don't think I like this game, Next question please!"
Alexa really said “teehee” 4:09 😩💀
4:20
The question we didn't know we needed.
Alexa has the best voice imo
Alexa tells a joke, narrator
'ANOTHER ONE'..
This is creepy and sus but entertaining and fascinating at the same time
Siri's rap is like explaining something to parents
Google search: Can Siri...
Google search: Can Alexa...
Me: Who is the real MVP now?
5:35
Male voice: "Is Alexa always listening?"
Alexa "No, I'm not spying on you"
*SUS*
"is alexa the best ai?"
- i like all ais
"is alexa the best?"
- im the best
4:41 wtf am I watching
Somewhere in the world, there's a person turned on by that
Google: smart Assistant
Siri : logic assistant
Alexa: an assistan with tee hee laugh
"Tee hee" Omfgg😭😭😭
"I dOnT knOk WhAt thAt MeAns"
Yeah, robots cant lie
I can't- Dude literally layed down for Google 😂😂😂
"Is Alexa ugly?"
Alexa: Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
😌💅
Alexa - Ravenclaw
Google - Hufflepuff
Siri - Slytherin
"I saw the light. But it turns out, it was the LED." 😂😂
Google is always fun. Sometimes, when I'm bored, I just talk to my Google Assistant. It really has a way of answering questions that surely will make you laugh.
Question: Does Siri works for the CIA?
Siri: *Swiftly dodged the question*
Me: Looks sussy to me
I mean you should know…
0:40 Does Siri exist?
Ofcourse I do. I'm talking to you. aren't I?😄
Siri is like the girl who's nice to you now but bullied you in middle school 💀
I was today years old when I learned a "butt yodel" was thing. Also I definitely believe Alexa has tremendous privacy. I mean, wouldn't you expect Bezos to genuinely care about all of Amazon's customers?
0:47 , a spy also answers like that
The trio we never knew we needed.
It's official. AIs have a better sense of humour than the most of us. They're definitely gonna overtake us.
"What kind of laugh would you like to hear?" STOPH LMAOOO
Can we appreciated the man who holds the Questions?
alexa's laugh is as unexpected as ron swanson's laugh
Siri: “I’m not in it for the money”
Well, it isn’t like you are an asset of the single most valuable company in the entire world or anything.
Is nobody gonna talk about how the guy who was holding the questions for Google Assistant was in a literally awkward and hard position? That's dedication right there 👁️👄👁️
That "kaboom" was so human-like!
Why do all of them talk so well, it's scary
"Is Siri jealous of Alexa?"
"Hmm, I don't have an answer for that"
😂🤣🤣🤣
1:02 siri got drip
4:06 OMG I DEAD😭😭😭😭
*Brings in Cortana*
All Assistants: I fear no one, but that things...it scares me
I never thought the day would come where Google would make me laugh.
"I saw the light, but turns out it was an LED" 😭