how the enemy npcs felt when you pulled hu tao in genshin impact

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  • @dexbeef
    @dexbeef  3 роки тому +26374

    glad that yall haven't forgotten about me lmao
    yo quick question, how many 5 stars chars do y'all have? i have 8

  • @GoIdheart
    @GoIdheart 2 роки тому +10589

    "Her name is Hu Tao."
    "Who?"
    "Tao, yeah."
    Gets me every damn time.

  • @nines5867
    @nines5867 3 роки тому +17241

    "She don't even look that scary"
    And so does Klee.

  • @divianvats1909
    @divianvats1909 3 роки тому +5535

    "Hey boss i heard the traveler pulled a new 5 star, hu tao."
    "Who"
    "Tao, yeah"
    "What"

  • @OddOtter707
    @OddOtter707 2 роки тому +2535

    "Who said... I was here for the loot?" Is the worst thing a boss can hear.

    • @Yammatti
      @Yammatti Рік тому +149

      "I came to test my damage :D"

    • @Atlasm2p
      @Atlasm2p Рік тому +57

      Me when no more resin:

    • @Deadinside.0
      @Deadinside.0 Рік тому +27

      Frog rock: first time?
      like literally when i see genshin impact tutorial whatever and they test their dmg they do it on either the flower or the frog rock.

    • @biggestYAPPSTEREVER
      @biggestYAPPSTEREVER Рік тому +8

      Who the hell is frog rock

    • @raykimura
      @raykimura Рік тому +2

      @@biggestYAPPSTEREVER
      Korea university rock dragon

  • @queenestar9245
    @queenestar9245 3 роки тому +5455

    “Hu Tao, When Tao, What Tao i don’t care” lmaooo i missed this man

  • @ffireworkks
    @ffireworkks 3 роки тому +7203

    *"Who said... I was here for the loot?"*
    *Pure evil.*

    • @Saihamaru
      @Saihamaru 3 роки тому +269

      he was there for damage test and/or recording a showcase

    • @Aflay1
      @Aflay1 3 роки тому +193

      The numbers. It’s always been about the numbers.

    • @namelessking5413
      @namelessking5413 3 роки тому +12

      Who said she wasn’t?

    • @jedahaw
      @jedahaw 3 роки тому +43

      DPS = Damage per Screenshot.
      (Shamelessly stolen from somewhere, I forgot.)

    • @okatori795
      @okatori795 3 роки тому +7

      @@jedahaw Why did you say what dps is?

  • @stdokuro
    @stdokuro 3 роки тому +7103

    Nobody talking about funny Childe as handsome Squidward and talking to himself in the mirror was.

  • @Handlekun
    @Handlekun 2 роки тому +1272

    as a Hilichurl main I know how it feels

    • @bosssnurp5912
      @bosssnurp5912 Рік тому +42

      I call them bokoblins by accident sometimes 😅

    • @JourneyWithAngela
      @JourneyWithAngela Рік тому +15

      @@bosssnurp5912I keep calling the domains shrines😂

    • @bosssnurp5912
      @bosssnurp5912 Рік тому +13

      @@JourneyWithAngela I call abyss mages wizrobes too...😅

    • @hunkai5804
      @hunkai5804 Рік тому +4

      @@bosssnurp5912 I call childe 2$ logan paul....

    • @bosssnurp5912
      @bosssnurp5912 Рік тому

      @@hunkai5804 i quit the game so i don't call anything anymore

  • @SB-Bloody
    @SB-Bloody 3 роки тому +4324

    "Bro why did u said that?"
    "I did not know she could hear me."
    Hu Tao: ಠ_ಠ

  • @alcides2494
    @alcides2494 3 роки тому +3269

    “What does she has”
    “Nothing”
    “Immediately dies”

    • @mathieul4303
      @mathieul4303 3 роки тому +29

      Vengeance for the great abyss mage of Mondstadt!

    • @astalouroboros2955
      @astalouroboros2955 3 роки тому +10

      Hu Tao does have the Lowest base Attack of all Characters

    • @Tiki-mq1fb
      @Tiki-mq1fb 3 роки тому +6

      that was my favorite part when he got erased from existence XD

    • @jamilf9947
      @jamilf9947 3 роки тому +7

      @@astalouroboros2955 and yet she’s still absolutely broken

    • @shmkyuri
      @shmkyuri 3 роки тому +1

      @@astalouroboros2955 tbf, she has a buff each time you use her E.

  • @zaraleinster7879
    @zaraleinster7879 3 роки тому +3388

    “bro what did she do to him?!”
    “she dELeTEd HiM!!!”

  • @Syn248
    @Syn248 Рік тому +328

    Hu Tao is the EMBODIMENT of the saying "My Pain will make me stronger"

  • @edelgard4486
    @edelgard4486 3 роки тому +17558

    "that's hu tao."
    "who?"
    "tao, yeah."
    "what?"
    i died everytime this was said

  • @ches-finn9894
    @ches-finn9894 3 роки тому +6920

    ‘I’m a 6 star mysel-‘ *Proceeds to get physically deleted from the games code*

    • @LuisTorres-zm2xd
      @LuisTorres-zm2xd 3 роки тому +154

      Lmao pretty sure that was a fire force reference too

    • @1cicle.
      @1cicle. 3 роки тому +86

      @@LuisTorres-zm2xd yeah from when benimaru deleted our ear drums with the base boost

    • @yuri6362
      @yuri6362 3 роки тому +14

      @@1cicle. true-..

    • @kazuhashairtie939
      @kazuhashairtie939 3 роки тому +15

      Hu Taos a monika kinnie confirmed!?

    • @RandomMeta
      @RandomMeta 2 роки тому +5

      @@LuisTorres-zm2xd it is

  • @subhadramahanta452
    @subhadramahanta452 3 роки тому +17946

    "She deleted him" must be the scariest thing you can hear as an npc in a game

  • @itav5523
    @itav5523 11 місяців тому +39

    I love how searching "Who? tao yeah" lead me here

  • @yangi5051
    @yangi5051 3 роки тому +2784

    "I got shields, I can levitate, what does she have?"
    My dumbass: "She's got red butterflies! :D"

    • @xivering
      @xivering 3 роки тому +102

      She has coffins! :D

    • @uh4055
      @uh4055 3 роки тому +60

      She can dance! :D

    • @xivering
      @xivering 3 роки тому +28

      @ lol that’s the point

    • @sausagepeels428
      @sausagepeels428 3 роки тому +5

      She got corona

    • @xiao7320
      @xiao7320 3 роки тому +15

      She can sing

  • @arthurasche4457
    @arthurasche4457 3 роки тому +5494

    I like how Tartaglia is the only one who actually knows who Who Tao is

    • @jedahaw
      @jedahaw 3 роки тому +295

      He was in a banner before.

    • @darksungwyndolin8305
      @darksungwyndolin8305 3 роки тому +743

      He heard about her from Zhongli

    • @A.k0_
      @A.k0_ 3 роки тому +272

      He looked scared that he was going to piss himself

    • @heimfrost3630
      @heimfrost3630 3 роки тому +170

      I mean, he's also in a banner before so why not. It's like, Playable character's Previliges lol

    • @mirzantp4663
      @mirzantp4663 3 роки тому +110

      Who?

  • @Ilikelavenders
    @Ilikelavenders 3 роки тому +2502

    "Why do I hear boss music?" -Every enemy npc in genshin impact

    • @_allice
      @_allice 3 роки тому +57

      “WHY DO I HEAR BOSS MUSIC” -me looking for random shit in liyue before getting attacked by dendro slimes

    • @tenshidesu503
      @tenshidesu503 3 роки тому +6

      Geo wow that's cute

  • @christynj291
    @christynj291 Рік тому +344

    I’ve always loved this video but I just pulled Hu Tao and realized this is barely an exaggeration of the truth. I start fighting a hilichurl, lose sight of it, look around like “where’d it go?” Before I realize it’s dead

  • @harukanan3565
    @harukanan3565 3 роки тому +1946

    "Oh bro what did she do to him?"
    "She deleted him"
    Bye... I'm done💀💀

  • @Vinixoxo
    @Vinixoxo 3 роки тому +4432

    Hu Taos “YAHOO” is so cute and scary at the same time

  • @that1guyinthebackoftheroom717
    @that1guyinthebackoftheroom717 3 роки тому +3115

    "Let me have a training arc at least" has to be one the funniest request I've ever heard

  • @erenitagalesssss
    @erenitagalesssss 2 роки тому +218

    1:09 I wish that was an actual idle animation 😃

  • @Gbosty
    @Gbosty 3 роки тому +2251

    Abyss mage: “İ heard you were a five star you know im a six star my se-“
    Turns in to pieces

  • @AsraWasTaken
    @AsraWasTaken 3 роки тому +7229

    "name is Hu Tao."
    "who?"
    "tao, yeah."
    I'm done. LMAO

  • @gypsies.zetzip
    @gypsies.zetzip 3 роки тому +21985

    "das hu tao"
    "who?"
    "tao, yeah"
    THAT SHIT SENT ME😭💀

  • @Anemo_Wind
    @Anemo_Wind Рік тому +510

    7:00
    *_"What the hell are you talking about?_*
    *_"Her name is Hu tao and she's Really Strong, so be careful"_*
    *_"Bro, Who Tao, When Tao, What Tao it don't matter."_*
    *Got me rolling and dying in laughter* 🤣🤣😭😂💀
    8:08 💀😂😂 The way how Andrius went like *_"Tsk"_*

    • @robot_ninja2329
      @robot_ninja2329 8 місяців тому

      Raiden shogun: . . .
      also raiden shogun: i'm f*cked {sees hu tao}
      raiden shogun: i'm so boned
      raiden shogun: I'M SO STRONGLY BONED!!
      hu tao: you best go home to your mom, while you still can.
      raiden shogun: LEAVE ME ALONE
      raiden EI: i warned you my child, she's strong
      raiden shogun: no you're wrong, she's strong, crazy and unkillable
      hu tao: who said i was killable
      raiden shogun: no one
      hu tao: exactly, now shut up

  • @johnlee4780
    @johnlee4780 3 роки тому +2922

    "You are right boss, you are pretty strong"
    "I dare her to come, honestly"
    "Okay i don't think that's necessary"
    Lmao that hilichurl knew what's up

    • @vuxsouls
      @vuxsouls 3 роки тому +48

      omh your pfp 😭

    • @waiwaiwilliam648
      @waiwaiwilliam648 3 роки тому +8

      whenever I look wt your face,my brain first think of:
      *Hmm,Diavolo is gonna die by this*

    • @misterlobak4669
      @misterlobak4669 3 роки тому

      this was my favorite line

    • @nekoarclvl9963
      @nekoarclvl9963 3 роки тому

      Why didn't she face Baal ?

    • @vivianv.8014
      @vivianv.8014 3 роки тому

      @@nekoarclvl9963 *baal

  • @commanderblock3666
    @commanderblock3666 3 роки тому +6959

    "I heard you're a 5 star... I'm a 6 star mysel- WHAT THE-" *gets obliterated*
    I died laughing

  • @zhentongwang9593
    @zhentongwang9593 3 роки тому +9780

    5:16 I love how Childe is the only one who recognizes the severity of the situation

    • @AziSlays
      @AziSlays 3 роки тому +1083

      The Fatui aint stupid enough not to know

    • @dennycahyalie3775
      @dennycahyalie3775 3 роки тому +793

      Well he IS the only weekly boss who is a human

    • @aalastro
      @aalastro 3 роки тому +143

      @@dennycahyalie3775 signora

    • @dennycahyalie3775
      @dennycahyalie3775 3 роки тому +193

      @@aalastro nah. i never thought her as a human and never will

    • @ItsSomi
      @ItsSomi 3 роки тому +88

      @@aalastro the first human boss

  • @itsAlki
    @itsAlki Рік тому +67

    Rewatching this because hu tao rerun

  • @cranberryjuice3469
    @cranberryjuice3469 3 роки тому +858

    "I like your cut g"
    *obliterated*

  • @MiguelHernandez-ub5gs
    @MiguelHernandez-ub5gs 3 роки тому +9689

    “Her name is Hu Tao”
    “Who?”
    “Tao, yeah”
    “What the hell are your talking about?”
    That joke kill me😂

  • @neotakehaya
    @neotakehaya 3 роки тому +7087

    “Oh yeah, I think that’s Hu Tao.”
    “Who?”
    “Tao, yeah.”

  • @Mystery774
    @Mystery774 2 роки тому +91

    Dude.. more videos? Pretty please? Every single one you put out is a gem, with this being by far the best one.

    • @mr420quickscops2
      @mr420quickscops2 2 роки тому +6

      I just have to keep watching these same couple videos every week because holy shit this stuff is genuine gold

  • @Tuonto
    @Tuonto 3 роки тому +35244

    THIS VIDEO WAS GOLD LOLL!!!

  • @PizzaDwight
    @PizzaDwight 3 роки тому +2041

    “I don’t wanna die again man”
    Well at least we know they respawn like in-game

    • @crusty_
      @crusty_ 3 роки тому +67

      they still remembered all the pain though

  • @wiza9551
    @wiza9551 3 роки тому +3005

    “Who Tao”
    “What Tao”
    “When Tao”
    “Why Tao”
    “How Tao”
    and the scariest of all…
    “Where Tao”

    • @lumine1619
      @lumine1619 3 роки тому +24

      here

    • @Person-kf5uu
      @Person-kf5uu 3 роки тому +28

      preparing for the graveyard cus it will be full of corpses tao

    • @MegaMachiOnline
      @MegaMachiOnline 3 роки тому +8

      Surprised there wasn’t a Mercenary Tao joke

    • @HideFromIt
      @HideFromIt 3 роки тому +22

      where Tao?
      there Tao
      now here Tao
      now on your grave Tao

    • @lojaincat
      @lojaincat 3 роки тому +8

      no its “hu said I WAS HERE FOR THE LOOT”

  • @VickyChen-h2d
    @VickyChen-h2d 2 роки тому +332

    This just convinced me to pull Hu Tao even more when she comes back lol

    • @DefinitelyNotAFerret
      @DefinitelyNotAFerret 2 роки тому +5

      Very very soon! Hope you have saved up

    • @AI-hl5xl
      @AI-hl5xl 2 роки тому

      @@DefinitelyNotAFerret question, explorer type chara, or a genocide chara? Also, which one? My anemo is only traveler, and geo is Noelle, which is tanking like a chad currently

    • @AI-hl5xl
      @AI-hl5xl 2 роки тому

      Notable one in mine is diluc and fischl, and xingqiu and the 4* cryo claymore

    • @AI-hl5xl
      @AI-hl5xl 2 роки тому

      Planning to get kazuha because of his utility

    • @joodrmnd
      @joodrmnd 2 роки тому +1

      FR

  • @thelaw11
    @thelaw11 3 роки тому +8465

    When Hu Tao was using her ability , she must’ve said in her mind “My elemental ability took more HP than your attack”

    • @f2parchon727
      @f2parchon727 3 роки тому +80

      Yooooooo

    • @mikansyndrome
      @mikansyndrome 2 роки тому +7

      969 likes lol

    • @AgentForeverSus
      @AgentForeverSus 2 роки тому +108

      "That sneeze did more damage to me than you did"

    • @BolaiMoon
      @BolaiMoon 2 роки тому +8

      @@AgentForeverSus omg a reference i actually understand?!

    • @mangasep9317
      @mangasep9317 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/qQmEtKdn6_s/v-deo.html
      persikov manuscript puzzle guide, on golden apple archipelago

  • @neil5694
    @neil5694 3 роки тому +2144

    In a weird way i’m kinda glad these three are alive.
    Edit: well...

    • @succurin8541
      @succurin8541 3 роки тому +104

      Hopefully they make a cameo in the next one lmaooo.

    • @yzhiel2680
      @yzhiel2680 3 роки тому +60

      They'll never truly die and just respawn, but we know what their fate is: punching bags

  • @izgaming5688
    @izgaming5688 3 роки тому +1687

    “Who?”
    “Tao, yea”
    IM CRYING

    • @HideFromIt
      @HideFromIt 3 роки тому +9

      Hi CRYING, I'm HOLYbots.

    • @oizcgt6900
      @oizcgt6900 3 роки тому +6

      @@HideFromIt LMFAO

    • @JishuSengupta-rg5dw
      @JishuSengupta-rg5dw 3 роки тому

      Hu tao SIMP : ua-cam.com/video/a7DQ4AIF41Y/v-deo.html : Genshin is BROKEN !

  • @Shahari_sark
    @Shahari_sark 2 роки тому +43

    This video never gets old.

  • @vaantsy
    @vaantsy 3 роки тому +2500

    hu tao mains be like
    - find the enemies
    - got beaten up, almost dying
    - uno reverse card them
    - travel to statue of seven for heals
    - repeat

    • @kcmadmax3562
      @kcmadmax3562 3 роки тому +161

      It's more like
      Find the enemies
      Beat them
      You almost die
      Wipe them using your ghost and take theirs soul
      Repeat

    • @CefMelodies
      @CefMelodies 3 роки тому +7

      shitty Hu tao mains you mean

    • @CefMelodies
      @CefMelodies 3 роки тому +2

      @@sunbea4477 Yeaa i agree

    • @dinislam2377
      @dinislam2377 3 роки тому +4

      Lmfao you just a noob with hu tao or you don't have hu tao

    • @dinislam2377
      @dinislam2377 3 роки тому +6

      @@sunbea4477 well yes but once you build her she is op with right team you never have to go to the statchu
      Im ysing her with hu tao + kazuha + diona+ bennet
      I forget when was last time i used statchu

  • @feline_matrix6874
    @feline_matrix6874 3 роки тому +4403

    This gets funnier the more I watch it. Also, it's hilarious with Hu Tao re-run just around the corner

    • @mewhenthe9894
      @mewhenthe9894 3 роки тому +7

      @NUR LIYANA MAISARAH BINTI YUSRI I got hutao but i dont know how to use her wuthout a shield

    • @mewhenthe9894
      @mewhenthe9894 3 роки тому +4

      @NUR LIYANA MAISARAH BINTI YUSRI ye i only have noelle but not fully set

    • @Dablooner
      @Dablooner 3 роки тому +2

      I have to primos the rerun is today

    • @skeweredcheese2
      @skeweredcheese2 3 роки тому +4

      Is that teppei? I'm gonna go cry now

    • @ghostlydude6478
      @ghostlydude6478 3 роки тому +2

      I’m currently trying to get her right now but not having the best of luck, though I wish you guys have better luck than me :)

  • @Unknown-hl5tk
    @Unknown-hl5tk 3 роки тому +899

    "Yo,I heard you a 5 star,You know I'm a 6 star myself"
    "Wait what-"
    *Immediately Gets Sent to Adolla*

    • @HashMyth
      @HashMyth 3 роки тому +37

      Naw... She Deleted him

    • @vrnshrma
      @vrnshrma 3 роки тому +22

      you recognised the benimaru crimson moon

    • @mathieul4303
      @mathieul4303 3 роки тому +3

      @@vrnshrma *Sigh*

    • @Baklava_eater
      @Baklava_eater 3 роки тому +2

      Alabama

    • @amimir330
      @amimir330 3 роки тому +1

      He got sent to his coffin

  • @Saintious
    @Saintious Рік тому +45

    2 years later, I'm just starting genshin, and this video still slaps. Thank you.

  • @notshankss
    @notshankss 3 роки тому +3932

    "You're literally the strongest boss in the game"
    Azhdaha: _"Allow me to introduce myself."_

    • @chxrryharts533
      @chxrryharts533 3 роки тому +21

      um-

    • @Yesmypfpismeirl
      @Yesmypfpismeirl 3 роки тому +261

      Signora: *Filthy rats! All of you!*

    • @LevenLappi
      @LevenLappi 3 роки тому +32

      @@Yesmypfpismeirl Ashnora PepeLaugh

    • @rrows5803
      @rrows5803 3 роки тому +68

      Finally. I see some people see that Signora and Childe are fucking WEAK

    • @semongko4013
      @semongko4013 3 роки тому +7

      @@LevenLappi Lol Ashnora

  • @MidnightBloomILikeTurtlesHehe
    @MidnightBloomILikeTurtlesHehe 3 роки тому +4933

    "Who Tao, when Tao, what Tao, IT DON'T MATTER."
    😭😂😂
    edit: rewatching this video, last time i checked this had like 3 likes LOL
    i didnt actually expect this to get likes. it was just a part of the video i thought was funny :')

  • @soul1795
    @soul1795 3 роки тому +532

    When she said, "Who said I was here for the loot"
    I felt
    So much fear

    • @garnet4945
      @garnet4945 3 роки тому +13

      That even scared me 😂

    • @catc2004
      @catc2004 3 роки тому +26

      shes there for the clients

  • @charlied.8363
    @charlied.8363 2 роки тому +168

    U know, when u think about it kinda make sense that childe is the only one who actually knows Hu tao since he's not only a weekly boss but also a playable character lol

    • @DefinitelyNotAFerret
      @DefinitelyNotAFerret 2 роки тому +36

      Or that Childe spends a lot of time in Liyue so makes sense he’d know of her 😅 even more so that he’s acquainted with Zhongli

    • @jeevieseverino3949
      @jeevieseverino3949 2 роки тому +5

      Man already saw her on beta versions lmao

    • @kellyvanbeek963
      @kellyvanbeek963 Рік тому +4

      Uhm, doesn't Childe know her through Zhongli? Considering that guy is literally first introduced to him as the [Funeral Parlour Consultant].
      Also: Did you really think Hu Tao was going to stay away from the Northland Bank when the Fatui are such an amazing business opportunity? ;p

  • @moonlightbelle
    @moonlightbelle 3 роки тому +2100

    Plot twist: Hu Tao wasn’t there for the loot, she was there for her job

  • @ozsu8463
    @ozsu8463 3 роки тому +348

    The distorted YAHOOO
    kills me LMAO

  • @bung4237
    @bung4237 3 роки тому +2361

    "traveller pulled a new 5* from the banner, hutao"
    "who?"
    "tao, yeah"
    "...what?"
    Line cracks me everytime💀

  • @ecrosenow5194
    @ecrosenow5194 8 місяців тому +7

    I would honestly love to see one of these played on Arlecchino and making constant fun of the glitch thing scaring them with it

  • @ShuuKyzen4906
    @ShuuKyzen4906 3 роки тому +5497

    The fact that childe scared of hu tao because he know her is hilarious 😂😂😂

    • @MaysMewo
      @MaysMewo 3 роки тому +101

      IKR

    • @vicoemo3917
      @vicoemo3917 3 роки тому +86

      Wait he knows her? I’m confused if this was a joke and what it’s based off

    • @ShuuKyzen4906
      @ShuuKyzen4906 3 роки тому +156

      @@vicoemo3917 maybe because hu tao live at liyue

    • @Rumelka
      @Rumelka 3 роки тому +562

      @@vicoemo3917 since hu tao is the director of the wangshen funeral parlor and they have a partnership with the northland bank it would make sense they knew each other

    • @chibitsnek2813
      @chibitsnek2813 3 роки тому +11

      Iet me try herrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

  • @thatcontentguy
    @thatcontentguy 3 роки тому +3840

    so just got hutao and i can 100% agree that she makes you a psychopath looking for your next kill

    • @BvckGames
      @BvckGames 3 роки тому +33

      Stg

    • @DubstepMusique
      @DubstepMusique 3 роки тому +42

      whoah thank god i am not alone XD

    • @rsidle9940
      @rsidle9940 3 роки тому +64

      same the day i got her i went on murder spree

    • @shubhangam4325
      @shubhangam4325 3 роки тому +52

      After i got her... For the next whole weak all i did was roam around the map and murder everyone and everything. 🙃I felt good 🙃.

    • @feudofficial
      @feudofficial 3 роки тому +3

      yessss

  • @Xuejinyuan
    @Xuejinyuan 3 роки тому +503

    Jesus this anime is intense. The way she obliterated the Cryo Abyss Mage.

    • @YourMom-up2xk
      @YourMom-up2xk 3 роки тому +1

      A n i m e?

    • @Paimee.001
      @Paimee.001 3 роки тому +13

      @@YourMom-up2xk that's from fire force I think when Benimaru was fighting the demon, he one shot the demon with his palm..

    • @YourMom-up2xk
      @YourMom-up2xk 3 роки тому +2

      @@Paimee.001 O H-

    • @ewan6272
      @ewan6272 3 роки тому

      Yep with konro’s move

    • @ewan6272
      @ewan6272 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/OgL4VLqPnnk/v-deo.html

  • @IsaacXDGI
    @IsaacXDGI Рік тому +29

    As someone who pulled Hu Tao and the staff of Homa, this is really accurate

  • @melodyfitzpatrick1950
    @melodyfitzpatrick1950 3 роки тому +539

    ”im a six Star myself”
    I cried😭💀

  • @lilCocobear
    @lilCocobear 3 роки тому +1309

    That was an absolute masterpiece.

  • @qingqueingtime
    @qingqueingtime 3 роки тому +4734

    As a Hu Tao main that recently got her, I am proud of myself to cause such fear in my enemies.

    • @asish.r
      @asish.r 3 роки тому +115

      Before I Was Scared Of Childe Boss But After i got her and staff and lvld them to 90 now i just casually oneshot him

    • @NEED-fp7um
      @NEED-fp7um 3 роки тому +74

      @@asish.r the way u type scares me

    • @Vatharian
      @Vatharian 3 роки тому +24

      I pulled her, levelled up to 70 (I'm AR35), got her decent set of ATK/HP-raising artifacts, just didn't got staff of homa. AND I can't see why people simp for her so far. Lvl 68 Rosalia with Dragonspine spear is honestly pushing more damage.

    • @qingqueingtime
      @qingqueingtime 3 роки тому +39

      @@Vatharian Hu Tao's damage scale off of HP, focus on that more. If you have Dragon's Bane use it on her and also lvl up talents!
      Her best artifact set is Crimson Witch of Flames, and please try and keep her with 50% or below HP, since that is when she becomes super op.

    • @Vatharian
      @Vatharian 3 роки тому +1

      @@qingqueingtime I don't have single witch of flames artifact, (and only single lavawalker out of pyro-based artifacts) - I have abysmally low drop rates for them for some reason, sadly, so that route is unavailable for me for some time.
      As per your advice, I gave her Dragon's Bane (Lvl 65, ran out of crystals) It's better than Halberd, that's for sure.
      However, with current artif. combination I boosted her to 22k hp and +250 or so ATK, I have her talents maxed (well, level 4, as I am capped by AR 35/lvl 70 char). Still, her normal DMG is in 200-400 range, crits above 600. Her pyro dmg from Guide to Afterlife is decent (1.2-1.6k), but still well below other chars. My main gripe with her is that GtA is short, has long cooldown and there is stark contrast in normal/"E" stance and anti-stagger behaviour, and GtA goes away when switching, so can't use her as base for elemental chains. Maybe I played too long with Rosaria - she can freeze everything around almost indeifnitely and works quickly and I got used to that? I prefer Diluc to her, even though I put less effort into him.

  • @chhimsakronn
    @chhimsakronn Рік тому +19

    ive waited over a year for her, i finally got her on her rerun! shes the strongest character that ive have atm. 100k charge with vap and 500k nukes with a full rotation.

  • @ItzMeKiyo
    @ItzMeKiyo 3 роки тому +1689

    They really made Hu Tao scary here, but she still cute. Scary... but cute.

  • @lewomewo3480
    @lewomewo3480 3 роки тому +447

    I've never been scared of my own DPS main.

  • @kubs1162
    @kubs1162 3 роки тому +288

    Bro I’ve heard that “Who?” ‘Tao’ joke like 30 times this video and it’s still funny as hell

  • @mycreativitymaster3295
    @mycreativitymaster3295 Місяць тому +4

    3 years already man time flies 😊

  • @AquaJet738
    @AquaJet738 3 роки тому +1763

    Therapist: Hu Tao with a gun isn’t real, she can’t hurt you.
    Hu Tao with a gun: 8:50

    • @yourpalbryan1442
      @yourpalbryan1442 3 роки тому +40

      The new 6 Star weapon: AR15 of Homa

    • @ArjunTheRageGuy
      @ArjunTheRageGuy 3 роки тому +5

      Since when will military weapons be added to the game?

    • @AquaJet738
      @AquaJet738 3 роки тому +1

      @@ArjunTheRageGuy probably never because reasons

    • @ArjunTheRageGuy
      @ArjunTheRageGuy 3 роки тому +5

      @@AquaJet738 I mean, yeah, I bet it wouldn't happen.

    • @shmkyuri
      @shmkyuri 3 роки тому +4

      @@AquaJet738 Fatui have guns tho... Not fair...

  • @belovedbsf9421
    @belovedbsf9421 3 роки тому +955

    *takes deep breath*
    “I heard.”
    “You was talking *shit* .”

  • @heimfrost3630
    @heimfrost3630 3 роки тому +1648

    "You should be fine tho, you're the strongest boss in the game."
    Genshin Veterans:
    *Wait, Childe's a what?*

    • @ryanmalik3378
      @ryanmalik3378 3 роки тому +97

      well in 1.3 he is the strongest in general.

    • @heimfrost3630
      @heimfrost3630 3 роки тому +53

      @@ryanmalik3378 ye, I remember most of the players enjoying his battles, and some complaining xD

    • @ryanmalik3378
      @ryanmalik3378 3 роки тому +68

      @@heimfrost3630 he even got nerf after one week release because many player still not high AR that time. i remember many player who can beat him use zhong li and Ningguang spam.

    • @baronwhite5032
      @baronwhite5032 3 роки тому +94

      @@ryanmalik3378 That nerf was for the story mission, not the weekly boss version. Mention this so people don't misunderstand.

    • @gameb9oy
      @gameb9oy 3 роки тому +24

      Definitely the stupid geo dragon, even with the right players that thing constantly knocks you out

  • @jonathangould189
    @jonathangould189 Рік тому +74

    Most unrealistic part of the video is 8:08, ain't no way she has the stamina to dash so much without C1.

  • @sinbed-u1i
    @sinbed-u1i 2 роки тому +3862

    2:10 Hu Tao is literally the definition of “Call the ambulance! Call the imbalance! But not for me”

    • @MAHIRUU_
      @MAHIRUU_ 2 роки тому +100

      call the what now? imbalance on the law?
      -yanfei

    • @purrito3822
      @purrito3822 2 роки тому +24

      @@MAHIRUU_ “Take my business card.”

    • @StarBloxBr
      @StarBloxBr 2 роки тому +4

      Wth that meme suits her so bad 🤣

    • @jakeforgey5378
      @jakeforgey5378 Рік тому +7

      correct, with hu tao it is "call the ambulance for the both of us"

    • @rainbowocean5075
      @rainbowocean5075 Рік тому +7

      I bet Hu tao has shown up on Childe's doorstep. Asking if he wants a discount on a coffin maybe even Senora's coffin

  • @Bagakoo
    @Bagakoo 3 роки тому +989

    "I heard Hu Tao is pretty strong"
    "Who?"
    "Tao, ye"
    "....what?"

  • @psychelp8927
    @psychelp8927 3 роки тому +234

    I love the fact that he added those random hand emojis instead of drawing hands. Artist struggles lmaooo

  • @_4Alex
    @_4Alex Рік тому +4

    Random Person Online: "trash talking"
    Hu tao: "Heard you talking sh- about me"

  • @PSroka
    @PSroka 3 роки тому +774

    Every time I do the Andrius fight I'm going to think about this

    • @gavinjordan2157
      @gavinjordan2157 3 роки тому +16

      Same man

    • @youdontneedtoknow7548
      @youdontneedtoknow7548 3 роки тому +10

      Especially if you bully him with Ho Tao.

    • @hapainess3636
      @hapainess3636 3 роки тому +6

      meanwhile my team with hu tao gets bullied by andrius and i have to use some eggs

    • @frogg8319
      @frogg8319 3 роки тому +2

      @@youdontneedtoknow7548 *Ho* Tao lol, it’s Hu Tao, pls don’t curse

    • @RCrow3303
      @RCrow3303 3 роки тому +3

      Oh god my who tao kill the doggo yesterday and now i feel bad

  • @H4nn3ss-U
    @H4nn3ss-U 3 роки тому +493

    Every Hu-Tao Main be like:

  • @aloysiusteo98
    @aloysiusteo98 3 роки тому +1149

    how to kill everything in genshin:
    step one: get zhongli, ganyu, hu tao and venti

    • @masked.fool.
      @masked.fool. 3 роки тому +45

      All I have is zhongli

    • @liangus8370
      @liangus8370 3 роки тому +26

      When all of them then you remenber that they are in different account

    • @plenairprima8814
      @plenairprima8814 3 роки тому +9

      In place of Venti I have Eula

    • @qaysea9658
      @qaysea9658 3 роки тому +2

      Only got hu tao, childe, eula :(

    • @yzhiel2680
      @yzhiel2680 3 роки тому +18

      And Eula: catch is, everyone's already dead before your ult ends

  • @StandardbannerIDK
    @StandardbannerIDK 28 днів тому +4

    Hu Tao
    Who?
    Tao yeah.
    Always a knee slapper

  • @ZERO-hg9io
    @ZERO-hg9io 3 роки тому +1247

    Hilichurl: She low key looks weak
    *3 seconds later*
    Instant Regret

    • @Sruthik25
      @Sruthik25 3 роки тому +11

      He was not there to regret it 😔

    • @joyjoooy
      @joyjoooy 2 роки тому +3

      Hilichurl calls new 5 star weak, instantly regrets it 😨😨😨😨

    • @darkgoat89
      @darkgoat89 2 роки тому +1

      Hilichurl insults hu Tao and lives to regret it

  • @AsianGuyStream
    @AsianGuyStream 3 роки тому +4331

    this is amazing

  • @onemanoneperpes1119
    @onemanoneperpes1119 3 роки тому +604

    Cryo Mage : Stronger than me? * laughs * not possible
    Literally every pyro character in the game thats most likely beaten the cryo mage before : Are you sure bout that?

    • @guilhermealveslopes
      @guilhermealveslopes 3 роки тому +23

      I beat all mages with Geo supremacy.
      Go crystallization!

    • @kartingst
      @kartingst 3 роки тому +4

      @@guilhermealveslopes *laughs in Anemo*

    • @fuckthots
      @fuckthots 3 роки тому +4

      @@kartingst crys in cryo

    • @21Dice
      @21Dice 3 роки тому

      @@fuckthots Imagine a Geo & Electro Abyss Mage

  • @gachachannel4788
    @gachachannel4788 Рік тому +18

    Боже, я должна поблагодарить человека, который делал русские субтитры для этого видео. ОНИ ШИКАРНЫ, СПАСИБО ❤

    • @ОгурчикКосмический
      @ОгурчикКосмический Рік тому

      Там даже перевод не правильный, не говоря уже про то как шутки испорчены 😢

  • @alexplayer77
    @alexplayer77 3 роки тому +766

    "Director Hu Tao is not scary at all... probably"
    -Hu Tao's namecard

  • @clairedesanmateo
    @clairedesanmateo 3 роки тому +2188

    We can make a religion out of this.

    • @Yakssha
      @Yakssha 3 роки тому +12

      yes.

    • @Hebiiiii1
      @Hebiiiii1 3 роки тому +11

      Oversimplified 💞💕💖🏃‍♀️🏃‍♂️✨🥰🥳🤩🌮🧐🤦🤪

    • @clairedesanmateo
      @clairedesanmateo 3 роки тому +34

      @@termori243 nice, a cultured man right here. Yes the reference is correct

    • @chawiechewy4917
      @chawiechewy4917 3 роки тому +6

      Hello yuzuru hanyu enjoyer

    • @Hebiiiii1
      @Hebiiiii1 3 роки тому

      @@clairedesanmateo Oh fuck. I messed both of them up. I thought Bill was over and over was bill lemme do it again

  • @itznekochan
    @itznekochan 3 роки тому +592

    Hu Tao saying “YaAa HoOOoOoo~” is officially going in my “cursed folder-

    • @MaysMewo
      @MaysMewo 3 роки тому

      IT WAS CUTE STOP 😭

  • @tanishthasingh5652
    @tanishthasingh5652 2 місяці тому +2

    its been 2 years when i saw this video for the first time and still see them it always get me all the time ....waiting for more...!!!!

  • @speedstriker
    @speedstriker 3 роки тому +6368

    Day 1 Hu Tao player: Hahaha, she's pretty strong but this video is stretching it a bit.
    Day 365 Hu Tao player: Flips a coin to decide which boss to cream just for BP points.

    • @Leo-ws7ry
      @Leo-ws7ry 3 роки тому +134

      Pls- 😭

    • @SteelyGlow
      @SteelyGlow 3 роки тому +185

      it was day thirty six and a half

    • @shufflr1513
      @shufflr1513 3 роки тому +12

      sorry to ruin the joke but hu tao hasnt been out for a year yet

    • @kaiyon__9622
      @kaiyon__9622 3 роки тому +82

      which boss to...cream..?

    • @jacobwhkhu
      @jacobwhkhu 3 роки тому +40

      Which boss to cream XD
      Oh no I can't breathe

  • @idvruinedme
    @idvruinedme 3 роки тому +1049

    “i heard you were a 5 star y’know i’m a 6 star myself, what the.. *fucking dies*”
    3:42

  • @justanothertouhoufan6484
    @justanothertouhoufan6484 3 роки тому +1364

    I hope this is never deleted because I’ve watched it a billion times over

  • @H1M.a
    @H1M.a 11 місяців тому +6

    after so many genshin memes this is still the best genshin meme video ever

  • @aziradiaz8617
    @aziradiaz8617 3 роки тому +841

    Dexbeef, the only one who can really understand the language of the hilichurls

    • @dayvaashi3553
      @dayvaashi3553 3 роки тому +9

      And Ella musk

    • @pareo1097
      @pareo1097 3 роки тому +19

      @@dayvaashi3553 Ella musk is a noob compared to dexbeef

    • @cosmiicconcepts
      @cosmiicconcepts 3 роки тому +7

      @@dayvaashi3553
      Ella is a 3rd grader to this man

  • @Comedy-kp5dl
    @Comedy-kp5dl 3 роки тому +292

    “That was a fluke. That was a fluke! There’s- There’s no way!”
    Love that reference with the UI dodging

    • @Mona-.-
      @Mona-.- 3 роки тому

      UI dodging?

    • @LetKhan
      @LetKhan 3 роки тому +2

      @@Mona-.- Ultra Instinct

    • @Mona-.-
      @Mona-.- 3 роки тому +1

      @@LetKhan tyvm

  • @tiamelancholyjeoncockity
    @tiamelancholyjeoncockity 3 роки тому +341

    Childe checking himself out as handsome squidward 💀

  • @elliehathaway3694
    @elliehathaway3694 22 дні тому +1

    hu tao gets so overlooked now cuz of arlechino but bestie was my first 5 star. i did NOT know how good a pull she was but i love her.
    first character i crowned

  • @HAHA-dq3ij
    @HAHA-dq3ij 3 роки тому +208

    The cyrptic "yahoo" of Hu-tao at the start stole my soul lmao

  • @farinhaespacial2982
    @farinhaespacial2982 3 роки тому +370

    "Who said I was here for the loot?" Me every week lol I just wanna slap their asses, the loot is just a bonus

    • @georgegkarlemos423
      @georgegkarlemos423 3 роки тому +15

      I just want to do the BP challenges lol

    • @toothfairy10133
      @toothfairy10133 3 роки тому +2

      i show up and kick dvalin's ass weekly as payback for being hell for my underlevelled characters to defeat first time round. the fact that i can then level up razor's talents just makes for more efficient ass kicking

    • @serenabrowne4517
      @serenabrowne4517 3 роки тому +4

      Bruh for me i just wanna level up my characters, kickin their arses is just a bonus

    • @primordialone6523
      @primordialone6523 3 роки тому +2

      You can actually just defeat them again after getting the rewards

    • @toothfairy10133
      @toothfairy10133 3 роки тому +1

      @@primordialone6523 you. i like you.

  • @ferezma678
    @ferezma678 3 роки тому +1502

    *And this is exactly why I’m saving all my primos for Hu Tao-*
    *Every boss is terrified of her,I can get her or Ganyu*

    • @vishan6102
      @vishan6102 3 роки тому +18

      I have multiple questions about hu tao's banner. Does she cost intertwined fates and when is her banner coming out?

    • @magiveem
      @magiveem 3 роки тому +32

      Andrius is immune to ganyu just a warning as a Cryo main
      *Cries ice tears*

    • @vishan6102
      @vishan6102 3 роки тому +12

      @@ag9nys thank you my good man. Im new to the game so Im not so sure about the fates

    • @princefiqzamv
      @princefiqzamv 3 роки тому +3

      @@ag9nys I heard her banner will come in 31 oct

    • @princefiqzamv
      @princefiqzamv 3 роки тому +3

      @@ag9nys yea I saw it on leaks