When I was 13 I’d respond to creepy messages by sending videos of me badly singing barbie songs with this whack ass filter on. Always confused the shit out of them, was hilarious.
Just act like your drunk all the time and ask for money if they fall for it you get money and if they don't like drunk they drunkenly tell them that you will not stop
The funniest ones are where the incel tries to make up a scenario to try to pick someone up despite the scenario being extremely unrealistic and, of course, did not happen.
I'm a lesbian, and women are like this too. A few years ago, I started getting Skype messages from women I'd never met before, wanting me to pay them for nudes. When I said I didn't want them, they called me an ugly, loser and a virgin. I deleted my Skype app.
Good call. I've been thinking about being bicurious and dating guys and girls. Luckily I haven't got too much crazy stuff. I just block them. But with me it's all random dudes online
Being able to accept rejection with dignity and grace, is in fact an attractive trait. The person that rejected you may not change their mind but somebody else will respect it.
Hell yes!!! And while IT will rarely Change someones mind, IT will have them think positive of you which IS great If you are in an Environment where you will have to interact again and she will share her good opinion with Others that will Look mor fondly at you to . . . The one Case where I found a Guy hitting on me OK was one where the fact stressed me Lot so I was rather short with him and defensiv and the fact He Just accepted my No and whished me a good day Had me so relieved and I still speak very fondly of him!
@ As someone with RSD also I have sympathy for you. It's a real struggle. With enough time and techniques suited to oneself, it does get easier to cope with by reminding your brain it'll be okay. Helps to have a support system of those that care about you that can give you external reminders you are cared and accepted.
Uhh.......so, to me it sounds more like someone who thinks they're a master manipulator; but they aren't. At all. I don't give a fudge wtf their sexuality is.
Lol I’ve said that because I’m like kinddd of bi but it’s like 97% gay 3% straight soo I consider myself gay but I’ve said that to friends which can be kinda funny
The logic behind these people is just like "Oh you didn't respond to me within a 1-minute time window that you didn't know about? Time to reach in my bag of slurs!"
So, one of the technique to dissuade a certain type of DDOS attack is to actually to wait and not reply to the first syn packet. Because most sincere network requests will to retry if they don't get a response back. This "wait to reply" idea seems to be a good technique for filtering out bad men.
As a man, my best advice to women using any kind of dating app is: If a guy messages you for the first time, wait a day to respond. you will immediately weed out like 90% of these chodes when they throw a tantrum over you not responding immediately.
To add to that, reverse catfish and post meh pics of yourself on your online dating profile so the ones only going only for looks (which most asswipes go by) will not approach you and the ones that do decide to meet will be more likely to see you for more than your looks and will be pleasantly surprised and think you look better in real life than in pictures.
I'm aromantic, not asexual. I say very early I'm not looking for committed relationships, the amount of men who will take the "respectful dude" mask off from here is astonishing. But at least I get to see very fast who isn't worthy of my time.
@@tdelioncourt1268 I'm in a similar position. I'm demisexual and do tell guys that I take things slow. It's one of the first things I tell them. I need to get to know people before I'm even ready to kiss, hold hands or anything, especially something more intimate. Most guys don't have the patience to wait and that actually helps weed out some of the creeps.
I will never understand how a man can be so incredibly abusive toward a woman, then turn around and tell her what a "nice guy" he supposedly is. Genuinely nice guys don't feel any driving need to proclaim themselves as such; instead, it shows through in their every action. I was raised to be a gentleman, and the first step on the road to becoming a gentleman is learning how to be "a gentle man." If you can't manage that, you might as well just give up any and all hope of *ever* finding a good woman to share your life with.😉
@@nicdegrave3313 Yeah, that's about how it goes, alright. Try as I might, I will never understand women who stay with such abusive beasts, thinking it's "love."
@@That70sGuitarist Maybe they reveal themselves as shitty only when this girls already attached to them(physically or mentally) Or maybe these women have "I can fix him" mindset
@@amiable_monster I don't know about that, but I do know that some women often end up getting involved with abuser after abuser. As it happens, my own niece (and goddaughter) was involved with one such abusive @$$hole, and had a child by him; now she's involved with an even more abusive monster and has a second child by him, as well. Last year, my sister paid good money to put my niece and her children in a hotel to protect her from the @$$hole, only to learn that he was also staying with them almost from the start. He knocked out four of her teeth and broke her jaw shortly thereafter. Now she's about to lose her children to the Children's Aid Society, and she thinks she can beat it in court, which shows how delusional she is. They have compiled more than enough evidence, and she will soon lose her children, possibly forever if something drastic isn't done. As her uncle and her Godfather, I'm going to have to take certain steps soon to deal with this abusive monster. I know she'll hate me for it, and I'll probably have to end myself to avoid spending many years in prison, but something has got to be done about this @$$hole, and soon! If only someone could just wave a magic wand and make her stop thinking she loves him and he loves her. Instead, I'll probably have to deal with this myself.
They just think that being nice is a title they already achieved and have to show it in very specific ways, instead of being a characteristic they have to work for and mantain constantly, not deciding who deserves it or not. They want to be "nice guys", but dont want to become a nice guy
@@Sr.Anonimo-bk1uz Indeed, that was very well put. Even for someone who was born to that standing, it *still* takes a certain amount of effort to remain a gentleman in this world. I work at it constantly, and I'm never finished working on it. I'll probably still be working on it right up to the moment I leave this life. It's a shame more men aren't willing to put in that kind of effort, but "c'est la vie."
I think Click's cat came for his wholesome vibes, but then also sensed the cursed ones coming from this subreddit and decided 'nope, I'm outta here, fam" and ran away 🤣 Incels are too scary even for our furry overlords.
Am I the only one who thinks the “8 year old” was actually the dad mentioned. Like taking the “oh sorry my brother took my phone” thing to a whole new extra creepy level
@@dandelion_16 My thinking was that he might be a dad because even a stupid creep would be able to foresee the woman asking about the kid, wanting to meet them etc I think he’s using his kid as an excuse to creep on this person. But I think that’s an interesting and also very real possibility considering this person obviously isn’t the smartest lol.
@@Randomnonsense713 it's just too creepy for me to think them actually being a dad. I more so thought them pretending to be a child in a dangerous situation. Classic guilt trip manipulation à la "I've got cancer please frick me".
@@dandelion_16 True, it is hard to think of a parent being so creepy. They definitely leaned into the guilt trip. It’s probably not a parent you’re right. The thing is he’s talking long term “be my new mommy” and obviously they can’t be long term with a made up kid, on the other hand it could be a set up. Get the girl to check on the kid, it could be a trap.
It is obvious to me that the dad wrote it. Like guys who pretend to be their own sister or something, stealing his phone to tell a girl “OMG he’s totally into you and such a catch and it makes him Big Sad when you don’t message back” It’s transparent and manipulative all at the same time! Like getting a BOGO deal at a restaurant you hate!
Nothing like a "nice guy" insulting you for things they were just complimenting you for when they still thought they had a chance to get in your pants 😂
My responses are “okay” and “you’re right.” And the classic. “Im a b1tch… why are you still talking to me?” I’m awkward anyway but also Canadian so I might say “sorry but no.” Or “sorry but I’m a b1tch” as well… but honestly the “okay” is the best way to shut it down.
When I was still in my early teens i fell into this trap a few times, it is so true that women mature wayy earlier than dudes. Luckily i figured my shit out, worked out my glaring personality problems and it all paid off with a healthy relationship that is over 6 years strong now. I wish more guys would see the value in always improving yourself and practicing self reflection regularly
Ikr? Being the shy nerdy chick, I always thought there was something wrong with me, why guys never asked me out irl on a date. The only times I have, it's random dudes flagging me down in the street or waiting for a bus. I don't think true love exists and the good kind people are paired up. All that's left are the creeps 😅 plus, me being unattractive physically and in personality.
@@Phoebe5448 Hey, don't think like that. I'm pretty sure you will find someone to love you someday. You're gorgeous, stunning and a nice person, I'm sure of it! You'll find the right one for you someday :D
I try to tell people, not all Canadians are as nice as our international reputation would have you believe. We have some horrible, bigoted bullies here too. Most of us are good though.
Agreed. Though I've never seen it as bad as what that poor woman had to endure. In my experience it seems that most people keep their horrible takes bottled up rather than screaming to anyone who is listening so maybe that's part of the reason we have the reputation that we do? Not that the horrible people who live here don't show their true colours eventually like that guy did. Still, that one just struck a nerve.
Fun fact, she didn't "match with someone better," she just didn't want to talk to you. You didn't lose out to someone else, you lost out to no one. Show those texts to your therapist. Now.
Yeah my response to him would've literally just been "If anything you're saying is true, I urge you to show this conversation to your therapist. They will be more qualified to tell you what's wrong with it than I."
Was looking for such comment, if I wouldn't have found one regarding that I would've felt obliged to comment it xD Oh, for how deep he is in already, he still has a cheerful side with hope... 🥺
31:35 Okay, real talk, way too many people expect relationships to magically fix everything. In a lot of cases, the start of a relationship can be a bit stressful which would add to shit going on in a person's life. People should strive to get *themselves* sorted before looking for a partner, claiming that it's all they need
You just summed up my parents entire relationship and that's one of the reasons I don't want to be stuck in a relationship and get pregnant. It's one of my biggest fears.
Yeah, If you cant BE Happy with yourself you will Not BE with a Partner either . . .IT IS No ones responsability to fix you are BE perfect and everything you want and need. People are complicated, relationships are hard Work and If you are insecure without a Partner you will BE Just as insecure with one
These kinds of guys remind me of a joke in _Miss Congeniality._ " I was dating him for a little while because he told me he had an incurable disease.. All Girls: Ooh. "Yeah, I didn't realize it was stupidity."
Only pickup line I've used was to get my current partner. I was building a shelf from IKEA and I asked them "Hey, could you help me build this?" and the rest has just been pure chaotic wholesome love
@@thenugget1991 I was not around for the colonel and barely made it in time for Cayde's death scene but by the traveller I'm shooketh to find this reference out in the wild.
@@somegeese oh those were the days. I'm one of two in my freind group of life five two have been around for red war _AND_ forsaken. Rest in peace cayde. Rest in peace.
Click: Oh! Hey! Cat! C'm'ere, let me show you off to the nice people! Cat: Nope. Click: Tries to work on emails. cat: Executes a huge crashing leap onto the keyboard.
Same 😂 sorry but not sorry that my reaction to that post was "well then you're gonna have a short life" ^^' tbf having a romantic attraction to people doesn't mean i have that kinda attraction to people, but it's easier to just tell people I'm ace when some people act like that
@@KermitTheGodSlayer hmm, I completely disagree, it's an absolute NO. Not as an opener. It's extremely creepy and kinda pushes the narcissism line. And I'm someone who has a very healthy sense of morbid humor.
@@YOUAreTheSecretToLife Yeah, not as an opener obviously, but like once you know the person enough that they are aquatinted with you and are somewhat comfortable around you.
Excellent pick up line..."Hi, my name is -----. Nice to meet you." Wouldn't you like to be greeted by a stranger is such a simple, pleasant way? No pressure, just a simple introduction. Should work like a charm.
I'm a 20 yo dude and somewhere on the ace spectrum, panromantic and I'm single cause of my freaking bad social anxiety and lately I feel really bad about my social anxiety but this video made me laugh a couple of times and let me forget the negative thoughts a bit, thank you c:
Another pan-ace person with social anxiety here! I understand what you’re going through, it can be really, really hard sometimes. I wish you good luck. You got this :)
23:16 "i dunno this person sounds genuinely concerned for the girl in question, he may be going out of his lane to try to warn her not to do this but he means well enough-eyyo wtf"
I told my cousin to try to create a profile as a woman. Not to seduce anyone but just see the filth that comes in. I told him that he just has to block them and not engage but just read their introduction, or see how few times you have to say 'no' before he starts insulting you. (Love your orange kitty!)
I think every male should have to do this, as like, a school project or something. Obviously not realistic, but evidently, neither is reality. I definitely wouldn't be opposed to whatever the equivalent is for the females, etc. ...I'm now realizing, while scrolling through these comments, just how many people have no idea that this is 99.9% of woman's reality on a daily basis.
As a 15 year old male i am genuinely sorry for the women who have to deal with this crap on the incels' behalf. I am ashamed of these people and feel second hand embarassment from them as well.
One time a guy told me to send him a selfie, so I looked up a selfie of an old man, sent it and said “Okay, so what can do I for you, son?” He never replied 😂😂😂
I applaud the courage it must take for women to ever go in public alone. There are some scary "nice" guys out there hiding among normal humans. I don't think I'll be turning down going for a walk with my sister as much anymore.
Not so much courage as it is a necessity. Being in a public place is not so bad but walking away from the crowd can get scary. Especially since I'm small, thin and physically fragile due to medical issues so apart from the classic ball kicks and attempted eye gouging I wouldn't be able to fight off an assailant. That said there are a lot of tools and tricks that women are being educated on that helps lessen the anxiety, like carrying pepper spray or my go to which is to pretend you're talking to someone on the phone. Creeps are far less likely to approach if they think you have someone you can call for help. I won't say every woman thinks about this but a lot certainly do. To the point there are channels and articles dedicated to spreading this advice, even common code words you can say to bartenders or cops to let them know you're in an unsafe situation without tipping off the potentially dangerous guy.
It's truly bonkers. A couple of months ago, a really loud, rude guy (among a group of guys) called out to me from across a parking lot. He was yelling about how good I smell. It's funny when The Click says it in a video, but I was creeped out. And also confused, as it was a hot day, I was heading into a laundromat, and overdue for a shower... Plus, I'm 50, overweight, and losing my hair, so WTF?!
For some of these, it sounds like a good idea to finesse their address from them, and then call the cops. Especially those who threatened violence or the pedos.
Unfortunately, the cops wouldn't care until AFTER a crime was actually committed. Can confirm, got r@pe threads on the phone before, had a number in my area code. Cops wouldn't hear it. As soon as I said the word "text" he went "nope. 'nfortunatelly there's nothin' we can do" "There's not?" "No. All you can do is change your phone number" "Oh" "Yup. Well, have a good day" Then he hung up.
@@AleTitan Damn, that's shitty. Isn't there an organisation near you that can do something instead? Either to offer protection or offer more "weight" when calling the cops? Or something like a national number for such things? We have such a thing in France, called PHAROS, which specifically deal with online harassement, pa edophilia, menaces and such. And they are rather reactive. Depending where you have there may be similar systems specialized for those cases that can help you, as Pharos operators themselves says that local cops may not be very willing to hear about online stuff. Also it makes me think, here, since the threat isn't immediate, you do have to physically go to the police offices to file a complaint (here), they certainly won't do it by phone. In your case,they may take you more seriously if you go there in person and bring your phone, and/or printed screens of the messages, or at least it will be harder for them to just ignore you since it's always easier to hook the phone rather than shoo away a real person.
Binged your videos while packing all my thing to move out of my abusive step dads house. Your energy kept me going through it all lmao absolutely love your videos ❤
Therapists who release men like 31:00 onto the world need to be held accountable and put in jail. I wound up with a horrible abuser because his therapist told him he should start dating, and specifically that he should pursue me if he was interested. I thought her go-ahead was a sign off that he was mentally healthy enough to date. He was not. He wasn't even fit for being part of society let alone being encouraged to date. He was every incel text wrapped up into one package except on a daily basis and to my face.
"My doctor says I need to have sex within 24 hours or I'm going to die." Doesn't he know that there are professionals available to help with that who would likely cost less than that incompetent doctor.
Also, if the doctor actually prescribed that (for some reason), they could've had the professional courtesy to set him up at the clinic instead of just sending him out to die XD
For the longest time I thought Netflix and chill was literally just hanging out and watching Netflix. I only relatively recently found out it was a euphemism.
In my opinion confidence comes in three forms: Confident, Overconfident, and Incel Confident. Confident is being brave enough to ask someone out, Overconfident is throwing in a pickup line or two, and Incel Confident is pretending there something wrong with women because they don't want to bang you 0.001 seconds after meeting you.
I would call incel confident “fragile”, actually. People rage and hate on others when they are desperately trying not to have to acknowledge that there is something wrong with themselves
With every video like this I somehow become even more thankful for being in a loving stable relationship. I do not miss dealing with creepy men on the "dating scene"
Seeing these makes me feel so bad for women who are both active and public online. It feels like they either get treated like princesses or like dumb w**res with nothing in between. I wouldn’t think that it’d be THAT hard to just talk to and treat women online like normal people, but these posts prove me wrong every time.
2:08 , I love how the "kid" said he was 8 years old but when the "dad" talked he said his "son" is 5 years old now. Mans didn't have the time to re-read something two messages up.
Hi Click, hope you see this, love your stuff and you smell great. But I wanted to get your attention on the bit starting at 8:26. I’m a non-indigenous Canadian and even I couldn’t watch that without horror and pain because I know that the words that person wrote to an indigenous woman aren’t just words. So many native women are victims of exactly the violence he threatened. Just horrific, horrific stuff. Cindy Gladue. Tina Fontaine. Morgan Harris and Mercedes Myrna. For just a few. Maybe don’t show that kind of hateful messaging without the context that it’s very, very real.
As a straight male, I'm deeply sorry for what women have to go through way too often. I wouldn't be surprised if women had way more trust issues and mental problems than men. Seeing how some guys are is really concerning and makes me question humanities sanity even more. This is crazy
Oh, don't worry, women are just as insane and crazy as men, like a woman expecting to get your number because she held the door open for you at a gas station or expecting you to pay for her and her bestie that she brought to a first date or getting screaming mad because you're not in the mood when she is.
@@tarrantwolf Although it's shitty, I would take these scenarios over men sending random d*ck pics to minors, threatening of r*pe, catcalling/stalking, feeling entitled to s*x if they paid for anything, abusing their position at work to harrass female workers, etc... Yeah women can have crazy behaviours too, but what you said is mild in comparison.
@@kaihiroku8495 all I said was crap that's happened to me that I recalled right then, it's by no means the worst, you've got women stalking their bfs, stabbing them, female teachers banging their students, women using false accusations for power and control. Both sexes are f'd in the head. It humanity, not just men or women.
@@kaihiroku8495 okay, but woman are fully capable of doing these things. They actually get away with doing these sorts of things sometimes because they are a woman. So while yes, you see it more upfront with men, woman can do just as bad of things with the add-on of being trusted to not have done it for being a woman. I've seen woman sexually harass men on video and everyone say she should have done it. I've seen people ignore women being pedos because everyone focuses more on the male side of things. It can be much worse than you think.
19:27 I was fine this entire video until this came up. The Click and I both lost our shit at the exact same time. That response was just too good. Peak comedy right there.
I got into lets call it online dating recently and It's not even been a week I think and I could write a whole comedy program. I literally had this weird situation the other day where a guy dropped a really shitty "joke" and I told him that this was crap. I didn't block him, because we were already talking a while and I wanted to see if he rescues it (if it would have been his first message I wouldn't have kept talking to him for all the money in the world lol) He then replied with something like "But I meant that serious and literal" I gave him a chance to rescue it even though he didn't deserve it, and he somehow made it worse. also he is one of those who say "I'm not one of those" basically everyday, and thinks he is really really empowering to women while he is just about at the baseline of respect and won't blurt our any slurs. And I am not even a woman, I am nonbinary, but honestly... at this point I'd be surprised if I found someone on that hellsite that won't misgender me.
Dating Sites are there to make Money from you directly or Ads. They have Zero intentions to get you a someone. As Idiots at Chatting goes Dating Sites are a Gold Mine for Stand Ups and i beg you to write a Comedy Routine and either perform it yourself or post/sell it. Mostly they are somewhat Safe but the Real Dangerous Stuff comes with DMs. Be well and be you.
@@dirkdisselpuff7938 I am definitely writing the funniest things happening down. I have not yet decided whether to perform it myself (probably over UA-cam) or give it to someone who will. But a lot of it is too funny to keep for myself. Also, yes, I am staying safe, not meeting anyone in person immediately, and when I do I make sure to have someone I trust permanently tracking my location. All that. But the chats alone are great entertainment from time to time. (I laugh about it because that way I at least get some endorphins from it, if nothing else)
Hehe... Which site so I can avoid it? I wish more people would respect NB people tbh, and I hope you find someone that truly respects you eventually. Videos like this make me glad I'm single ngl, sucks that I know it's not a bad joke since I've had my fair share of creepy messages before, and never been on a dating app or site so very much unsolicited
@@discordiacreates6669 I think you gonna avoid this site on default, don't worry. Just don't sign in on any site where the main goal is to find sugarparents/babes and you gonna be fine. Well, as fine as possible, in the era of the internet and creeps online. Stay safe out there
9:28 People have no chill sometimes: I was told to unalive myself and think of myself as a disappointment. My crime: I was honest about something on the Internet and or I commented more than once.
So your Corps should be disappointet at your former not dead Self ? Or is it beeing a disappointment first and then jump into the last Hole ? Is it not the Point of beeing a Disappointment to battle that Status ! I am so confused. Be proud of yourself.
Ive been told those "sigma male grindset" BS among many things for commenting TWO words on a fitness video, those 2 being: toxic masculinity (its a video about pushup variation and the person who made it said that its not supposed to be called a "girl pushup" which is very valid and true) People are shit, thats true. You're valid the way you are
On the Emotional blackmail thing. Please also do not emotionally blackmail YOURSELF into staying with someone. There is nothing more offensive, rage inducing, and damaging to a person who struggles with connection, TRUST, and depression than to for literal months be made to feel like they have somehow done something to upset you, desperately try to make amends and figure out the problem, watch it all backfire on them and make the situation worse because you don't want to be the cause of someone doing themself in. Because eventually the dam will suddenly break and you will end up saying something like "I'm worried you're gonna kill yourself if I walk away!" None of us can read minds, and you will be making it harder on the people that come after you because they will have to deal with the damage you caused. If I trust you, of course on bad days you will see it, and it may be bad weeks or months or a year (thx covid). Also if you DO end up doing this...do not BLAME THEM for reacting negatively to your 'altruism' of suffering 'being their friend'.
I'm extremely hard on myself for being in my 30s, still living with my parents, and have no social life. But seeing the losers in videos like this who think that porn isn't staged and women are a separate species that has all think the same way show me I'm not doing as bad as I think I am.
Who cares how old you are or where you live. If you want a relationship it should be because you want it, not what society is asking from you - while none other in society has to live that life except you. Do what works for you.
I’m in my 30’s and my mom stays with me. Also no social life and I’m a woman. Nothing to be hard on yourself about. Not being like people in this video ( other than The Click) is a win!
being single isnt bad, nor does it make you bad. being single because you creepy af is bad, and only your own fault at the end of the day lol. if the people you flirt with either block you or run away, you are either doing it wrong or they are biased af and an unhealthy amount of picky.
The best way to determine the difference is If everyone you try to date blocks you, ghosts you, tries to avoid you. Its you who are creepy If only a few people you try to date and block, ghost avoid, then its probably not on you
@@callumprice1710 yeah, it's a delicate balance that is not so easily determined most times. especially if the individual trying to get a date is blinded by a need to lose their virginity, which is a slippery slope that many have fallen into, including myself at one point. i was lucky tho, and got out of that mindset before it was too late and i became just the regular creep. instead i chose to focus on me and my life, and take things as they come. if i ask someone on a date and they say yes, then great! if they say no, then oh well, i tried, and i move on. more people should learn when to calm down, and not go all out the second they can.
37:50 reminder: you never owe anyone anything in a sexual way. you can (and should) say no if you’re uncomfortable or feel unsafe. don’t let anyone try and manipulate you into thinking you’re in the wrong.
I had a guy who grossed out my mother, asked me to meet his parents and told me he broke up with a girlfriend for me. I was under-age and he was in his 20s. Told him to loose my number.
32:00 I love how he just gives an actually good explanation and advise, like, people who made those posts and stuff should watch his videos. The whole world would be a much better place
18:25 This just gives me the same vibes as when I asked my little sister not to tell my mom that I played Minecraft for half the day, so as soon as mom came home sis came up to her and was like: "Brother totally didn't play Minecraft for half a day! He would never do that!" Veeeeeery believable.
Around 8:00 "I'm gay, but you can change that." You were thinking so hard about how weird it is that you overlooked posibility that it's actually an insult written to another guy
the guy at 31 minutes. I know someone just like him. We tried to tell him to go to therapy, his response was "the little child in me says no no no!" all he wanted was an opinion bubble, and blocked everyone who didn't reinforce his beliefs
My inner child likes to over indulge in sweets, but my adult self knows that it's better to eat healthy and take care of myself. I guess listening to one's inner child is important, but at some point I just wanted better for myself. It was either that or be enslaved by my own anger and trauma. The second option is like an absolute hell manufactured by self neglect. I guess some people sadly don't look at it that way.
I bet you that “15 year old” is actually in her mid 20’s too. I have that problem where I look way younger than I really am, and I can relate to that kind of thing. It is awful and I hate it!
I think whatever amount of me as a young man was incel, it got purged when I wanted to see how the internet would treat me if I pretended I was a woman. Gone. Just all gone. No trace of creep left. I can’t get rid of these memories! 😂
I would say that the message at around 16:09 is in Simlish, but Sims make more sense than that. Good GOD, man! Did you bash your head into the keyboard so hard you gave yourself a stroke?
Weeell, that was painfully cringy. 😬 But many thanks to The Click for providing us with carefully selected pearls of humankind at its finest. You, sir, are a treasure as in the tales of old, cursed and adorable at once. And thanks for reminding my ace self to be glad that it's not going to be exposed to 💩 like that any time soon - hopefully...
I deleted these DM‘s because I did not want them in my messages but there was somebody that asked me for feet pics and they said they would give me the N-word pass if I gave them feet pics. Wtf.
When I was 13 I’d respond to creepy messages by sending videos of me badly singing barbie songs with this whack ass filter on. Always confused the shit out of them, was hilarious.
I'm going to start doing this, thank you
This should be taught in school 😂😂😂😂😂
That’s so beautiful 😭😭😭😭
Or that’s just what you thought cuz LOL
Just act like your drunk all the time and ask for money if they fall for it you get money and if they don't like drunk they drunkenly tell them that you will not stop
These aren't pickup lines they're dropoff lines.
Lmao 💀
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The funniest ones are where the incel tries to make up a scenario to try to pick someone up despite the scenario being extremely unrealistic and, of course, did not happen.
Dropoff? This is skydiving without a parachute 🤣
dropoff more like nuclear bomb drop
it’s absolutely horrible
"The bar was so low, it was practically a tripping hazard in hell. And yet, here you are, limbo dancing with the devil."
Poetry
Stealing this.
@Evan Ramp Thats why it’s in quotes
@@BOOPBEEP859 I stole it from Stanzi who probably stole it from someone else lol
@@elizabethsmith4926 I think it's a Tumblr post, it might have come somewhere else before that though
I'm a lesbian, and women are like this too. A few years ago, I started getting Skype messages from women I'd never met before, wanting me to pay them for nudes. When I said I didn't want them, they called me an ugly, loser and a virgin. I deleted my Skype app.
Good call. I've been thinking about being bicurious and dating guys and girls. Luckily I haven't got too much crazy stuff. I just block them. But with me it's all random dudes online
I get weird shit on TikTok and fl but I'm deleting my app. Block is a thing
The yo mama's lesbians ? 😂
a lot of those are guys pretending to be girls so be wary of that
Being able to accept rejection with dignity and grace, is in fact an attractive trait. The person that rejected you may not change their mind but somebody else will respect it.
Absolutely
Hell yes!!! And while IT will rarely Change someones mind, IT will have them think positive of you which IS great If you are in an Environment where you will have to interact again and she will share her good opinion with Others that will Look mor fondly at you to . . .
The one Case where I found a Guy hitting on me OK was one where the fact stressed me Lot so I was rather short with him and defensiv and the fact He Just accepted my No and whished me a good day Had me so relieved and I still speak very fondly of him!
Welp I have a low self esteem and RSD so I am cooked 💀🙏
@ As someone with RSD also I have sympathy for you. It's a real struggle. With enough time and techniques suited to oneself, it does get easier to cope with by reminding your brain it'll be okay. Helps to have a support system of those that care about you that can give you external reminders you are cared and accepted.
"I'm gay but you can change that."
This reads more like someone who's never heard of being bi
It sounds like something someone would say to their friend as a joke, like when the homies act sus.
Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good
Uhh.......so, to me it sounds more like someone who thinks they're a master manipulator; but they aren't. At all. I don't give a fudge wtf their sexuality is.
Lol I’ve said that because I’m like kinddd of bi but it’s like 97% gay 3% straight soo I consider myself gay but I’ve said that to friends which can be kinda funny
@@alexevans2011 omg thats an amazing idea
I love how Simba just walks in and is like "oh dad's being weird..." and just fled
Another reason (for me) to love cats 😁 Yay!
I mean, that's just cats in general.
Okay, so that's his name. Cute!😺
Why does no one name their kitties Mufasa?? Isn’t Mufasa a beloved character too??
@@Sapphirelily Probably because they look more like lion cubs than adults.
The logic behind these people is just like "Oh you didn't respond to me within a 1-minute time window that you didn't know about? Time to reach in my bag of slurs!"
"GIR, FETCH ME MY BAG OF SLURS."
> Shakes bag of sips with slurs.
> Dumps all of them.
@@athrowawayperson9990 🤣🤣🤣 why is this so in character
So, one of the technique to dissuade a certain type of DDOS attack is to actually to wait and not reply to the first syn packet. Because most sincere network requests will to retry if they don't get a response back.
This "wait to reply" idea seems to be a good technique for filtering out bad men.
@@athrowawayperson9990he’d fetch some random kid’s dog instead😭
As a man, my best advice to women using any kind of dating app is: If a guy messages you for the first time, wait a day to respond. you will immediately weed out like 90% of these chodes when they throw a tantrum over you not responding immediately.
To add to that, reverse catfish and post meh pics of yourself on your online dating profile so the ones only going only for looks (which most asswipes go by) will not approach you and the ones that do decide to meet will be more likely to see you for more than your looks and will be pleasantly surprised and think you look better in real life than in pictures.
I'm aromantic, not asexual. I say very early I'm not looking for committed relationships, the amount of men who will take the "respectful dude" mask off from here is astonishing. But at least I get to see very fast who isn't worthy of my time.
@@tdelioncourt1268 Beautiful
@@tdelioncourt1268 I'm in a similar position. I'm demisexual and do tell guys that I take things slow. It's one of the first things I tell them. I need to get to know people before I'm even ready to kiss, hold hands or anything, especially something more intimate. Most guys don't have the patience to wait and that actually helps weed out some of the creeps.
@@tdelioncourt1268a good Policy honesty IS Best and beside weeding Out aholes, you have also better chances of finding someone compatible
I will never understand how a man can be so incredibly abusive toward a woman, then turn around and tell her what a "nice guy" he supposedly is. Genuinely nice guys don't feel any driving need to proclaim themselves as such; instead, it shows through in their every action.
I was raised to be a gentleman, and the first step on the road to becoming a gentleman is learning how to be "a gentle man." If you can't manage that, you might as well just give up any and all hope of *ever* finding a good woman to share your life with.😉
@@nicdegrave3313 Yeah, that's about how it goes, alright. Try as I might, I will never understand women who stay with such abusive beasts, thinking it's "love."
@@That70sGuitarist Maybe they reveal themselves as shitty only when this girls already attached to them(physically or mentally)
Or maybe these women have "I can fix him" mindset
@@amiable_monster I don't know about that, but I do know that some women often end up getting involved with abuser after abuser. As it happens, my own niece (and goddaughter) was involved with one such abusive @$$hole, and had a child by him; now she's involved with an even more abusive monster and has a second child by him, as well. Last year, my sister paid good money to put my niece and her children in a hotel to protect her from the @$$hole, only to learn that he was also staying with them almost from the start. He knocked out four of her teeth and broke her jaw shortly thereafter.
Now she's about to lose her children to the Children's Aid Society, and she thinks she can beat it in court, which shows how delusional she is. They have compiled more than enough evidence, and she will soon lose her children, possibly forever if something drastic isn't done.
As her uncle and her Godfather, I'm going to have to take certain steps soon to deal with this abusive monster. I know she'll hate me for it, and I'll probably have to end myself to avoid spending many years in prison, but something has got to be done about this @$$hole, and soon!
If only someone could just wave a magic wand and make her stop thinking she loves him and he loves her. Instead, I'll probably have to deal with this myself.
They just think that being nice is a title they already achieved and have to show it in very specific ways, instead of being a characteristic they have to work for and mantain constantly, not deciding who deserves it or not. They want to be "nice guys", but dont want to become a nice guy
@@Sr.Anonimo-bk1uz Indeed, that was very well put. Even for someone who was born to that standing, it *still* takes a certain amount of effort to remain a gentleman in this world. I work at it constantly, and I'm never finished working on it. I'll probably still be working on it right up to the moment I leave this life.
It's a shame more men aren't willing to put in that kind of effort, but "c'est la vie."
I think Click's cat came for his wholesome vibes, but then also sensed the cursed ones coming from this subreddit and decided 'nope, I'm outta here, fam" and ran away 🤣 Incels are too scary even for our furry overlords.
well then i am the most brave of them a- oh wait you were still talking about cats
Cat wanted to add to the vibes
Omg that's amazing 🤣 I love it
It was also like he hates closed doors, but didn't want to be on camera. "I'm not UA-cam ready!"
He was all, "Hakuna mata...nope! All the worries!"
Am I the only one who thinks the “8 year old” was actually the dad mentioned. Like taking the “oh sorry my brother took my phone” thing to a whole new extra creepy level
Bet he's not even a dad
@@dandelion_16 My thinking was that he might be a dad because even a stupid creep would be able to foresee the woman asking about the kid, wanting to meet them etc I think he’s using his kid as an excuse to creep on this person. But I think that’s an interesting and also very real possibility considering this person obviously isn’t the smartest lol.
@@Randomnonsense713 it's just too creepy for me to think them actually being a dad. I more so thought them pretending to be a child in a dangerous situation. Classic guilt trip manipulation à la "I've got cancer please frick me".
@@dandelion_16 True, it is hard to think of a parent being so creepy. They definitely leaned into the guilt trip. It’s probably not a parent you’re right. The thing is he’s talking long term “be my new mommy” and obviously they can’t be long term with a made up kid, on the other hand it could be a set up. Get the girl to check on the kid, it could be a trap.
It is obvious to me that the dad wrote it. Like guys who pretend to be their own sister or something, stealing his phone to tell a girl “OMG he’s totally into you and such a catch and it makes him Big Sad when you don’t message back”
It’s transparent and manipulative all at the same time! Like getting a BOGO deal at a restaurant you hate!
Nothing like a "nice guy" insulting you for things they were just complimenting you for when they still thought they had a chance to get in your pants 😂
My word. The stupidity of this always baffles me.
EXACTLY!!!! 💯 💯 💯
My responses are “okay” and “you’re right.” And the classic. “Im a b1tch… why are you still talking to me?” I’m awkward anyway but also Canadian so I might say “sorry but no.” Or “sorry but I’m a b1tch” as well… but honestly the “okay” is the best way to shut it down.
When I was still in my early teens i fell into this trap a few times, it is so true that women mature wayy earlier than dudes. Luckily i figured my shit out, worked out my glaring personality problems and it all paid off with a healthy relationship that is over 6 years strong now. I wish more guys would see the value in always improving yourself and practicing self reflection regularly
i made it the 666th like
i’m happy now
Whenever I’m feeling insecure about my social skills, I remember that these people exist.
Ikr? Being the shy nerdy chick, I always thought there was something wrong with me, why guys never asked me out irl on a date. The only times I have, it's random dudes flagging me down in the street or waiting for a bus. I don't think true love exists and the good kind people are paired up. All that's left are the creeps 😅 plus, me being unattractive physically and in personality.
@@Phoebe5448 Hey, don't think like that. I'm pretty sure you will find someone to love you someday. You're gorgeous, stunning and a nice person, I'm sure of it! You'll find the right one for you someday :D
@@aikahoshi aw, thank you! The same to you! 😁
@@Phoebe5448 No problem,just some encouraging from a stranger online. And thank you 😁🤎
Are we just gonna gloos over how every single one of these "pickup lines" are obviously illegal but noone could ever get them investigated? 🤢
What’s illegal about it? Remember we have free speech. All you have to do is put down the phone, Karen.
I try to tell people, not all Canadians are as nice as our international reputation would have you believe. We have some horrible, bigoted bullies here too. Most of us are good though.
Worst boss so far was Canadian
Agreed. Though I've never seen it as bad as what that poor woman had to endure. In my experience it seems that most people keep their horrible takes bottled up rather than screaming to anyone who is listening so maybe that's part of the reason we have the reputation that we do? Not that the horrible people who live here don't show their true colours eventually like that guy did. Still, that one just struck a nerve.
@@richardarriaga6271 , mine was Scandinavian, but she worked and lived in Canada.
Horrible, bigoted bullies exist everywhere, sadly. I guess it just hits harder because of most people's preconceptions about Canadians
That's better than what I can say for America lol. Think people are decent I guess... Though I don't trust any stranger to be good.
I love how cliccys intros are: Flirty , Wholesome and Creepy at the same time lol
Agreed😂
Oh yes, indeed.
The Triforce of social interactions.
As an Aro Ace, you just described flirting in general to me. >XD
I call it Wholeflirtcreepsome….
11:47 As a trans girl, my favorite variant of that one is "I heard you like bad boys, well I was so bad at being a boy I became a girl 😎"
I presume this only works on bi proponents?
That's fucking AWESOME I love that one
Wait, that’s creative... I love that! 😹😹😹
mE FR CACKLING
Just like me :OOO
"All women are the same" yeah they all don't want you
8:51 "so insecure"
dude summed up his whole statement in 2 words yes dude we know you're insecure
Fun fact, she didn't "match with someone better," she just didn't want to talk to you. You didn't lose out to someone else, you lost out to no one. Show those texts to your therapist. Now.
Yeah my response to him would've literally just been "If anything you're saying is true, I urge you to show this conversation to your therapist. They will be more qualified to tell you what's wrong with it than I."
That therapist is traumatized after that
@@pricklypear_vI would be too.
well maybe you sent your therapist to therapy
@@aliceramdom.s Now *that's* using your noodle.
Let's all just take a moment to love Click for actually believing an 8-year-old wrote that.
Maybe his subconscious mind was too scared to admit the truth
It's easier to believe it's just a child. Less daunting for the mind.
So sweet, so innocent.
...unlike whoever wrote that message...
Was thinking exactly this 😃😉 i am pretty sure it was the creep himself
Was looking for such comment, if I wouldn't have found one regarding that I would've felt obliged to comment it xD
Oh, for how deep he is in already, he still has a cheerful side with hope... 🥺
The cat heard “Incel pickup lines” and rethought his plans, as well as his purpose on Earth.
as a Canadian, I just want to inform you all the timi from 8:25 has been disowned.
As another Canadian I agree
Second this statement.
I third that statement
31:35 Okay, real talk, way too many people expect relationships to magically fix everything. In a lot of cases, the start of a relationship can be a bit stressful which would add to shit going on in a person's life. People should strive to get *themselves* sorted before looking for a partner, claiming that it's all they need
You just summed up my parents entire relationship and that's one of the reasons I don't want to be stuck in a relationship and get pregnant. It's one of my biggest fears.
amen- my ex didn't want a partner, they wanted a therapist they could fuck
REAL! Ive always thought about the fact that relationships will never replace the missing piece of you
Yeah, If you cant BE Happy with yourself you will Not BE with a Partner either . . .IT IS No ones responsability to fix you are BE perfect and everything you want and need. People are complicated, relationships are hard Work and If you are insecure without a Partner you will BE Just as insecure with one
Pickup lines like these make me understand why some parents limit their kids’ screen time
Well it's time to limit my screen time too 👋🏻😐
Honestly, sometimes these things make me want to limit MY screen time. Then I remember puppy videos exist and all is well.
These kinds of guys remind me of a joke in _Miss Congeniality._
" I was dating him for a little while because he told me he had an incurable disease..
All Girls: Ooh.
"Yeah, I didn't realize it was stupidity."
Only pickup line I've used was to get my current partner. I was building a shelf from IKEA and I asked them "Hey, could you help me build this?" and the rest has just been pure chaotic wholesome love
omg you're ace too, i aspire for a relationship like that. they are very lucky!
@@onbekend1631 just remember to put the ace in space because respecting boundaries is the best trait you can have in any relationship
Ace space rooster?
As in cayde's chicken the colonel?
@@thenugget1991 I was not around for the colonel and barely made it in time for Cayde's death scene but by the traveller I'm shooketh to find this reference out in the wild.
@@somegeese oh those were the days. I'm one of two in my freind group of life five two have been around for red war _AND_ forsaken.
Rest in peace cayde. Rest in peace.
i doubt there's anything more unlikeable than desperate men
Desperate men who live in their parent's basement playing Fortnite
not even Donald will take them as a sacrifice. (Donald is my pfp.)
And there is nothing more desperate than an unliveable man
Click: Oh! Hey! Cat! C'm'ere, let me show you off to the nice people!
Cat: Nope.
Click: Tries to work on emails.
cat: Executes a huge crashing leap onto the keyboard.
Tbh if someone sent me "please do the naughties with me or I will die!!!" I'd just sent them the "Then perish" meme lmao
Same 😂 sorry but not sorry that my reaction to that post was "well then you're gonna have a short life" ^^' tbf having a romantic attraction to people doesn't mean i have that kinda attraction to people, but it's easier to just tell people I'm ace when some people act like that
"A small price to pay for... Greatness."
eyyy same! was just about to comment that
*"Some of you may die, and that is a sacrifice I am willing to make."*
That's the spirit
👏🏻Self pity isn’t attractive. 👏🏻 don’t ever start a convo with self depreciation.
I agree, it just makes the other person feel awkward and brings the whole mood down, I don't like starting off with negativity
It can be funny. To an extent. Key words *TO AN EXTENT. AN EXTANT THAT DOESN'T MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE YOU WANT TO DIE.*
@@KermitTheGodSlayer hmm, I completely disagree, it's an absolute NO. Not as an opener. It's extremely creepy and kinda pushes the narcissism line. And I'm someone who has a very healthy sense of morbid humor.
@@YOUAreTheSecretToLife Yeah, not as an opener obviously, but like once you know the person enough that they are aquatinted with you and are somewhat comfortable around you.
@@KermitTheGodSlayer absolutely, I agree ❤️ just as an opener, it's a no no, imo.
watching this gives me the confidence to talk to girls, because nothing I say will be worse than any of this.
I sure hope not, the bar is pretty low so all you gotta do is step over it at this point
Excellent pick up line..."Hi, my name is -----. Nice to meet you." Wouldn't you like to be greeted by a stranger is such a simple, pleasant way? No pressure, just a simple introduction. Should work like a charm.
@@gl15col yes, perfect
@@ZK-ib2wp THEEE BARRRR IS GETTINNGGG LOWERRR-
@@simply.v3rnn LOLLL YOU'RE RIGHT
I'm a 20 yo dude and somewhere on the ace spectrum, panromantic and I'm single cause of my freaking bad social anxiety and lately I feel really bad about my social anxiety but this video made me laugh a couple of times and let me forget the negative thoughts a bit, thank you c:
Another pan-ace person with social anxiety here! I understand what you’re going through, it can be really, really hard sometimes. I wish you good luck. You got this :)
@@KathiEOSp thx , i wish you good luck too c:
23:16
"i dunno this person sounds genuinely concerned for the girl in question, he may be going out of his lane to try to warn her not to do this but he means well enough-eyyo wtf"
Cat was like: "Hey can I come in? Oh sorry you're filming, guess I'll come back later."
"Dad's being weird with the camera again, I'm out."
I told my cousin to try to create a profile as a woman. Not to seduce anyone but just see the filth that comes in. I told him that he just has to block them and not engage but just read their introduction, or see how few times you have to say 'no' before he starts insulting you. (Love your orange kitty!)
how'd it go?
I think every male should have to do this, as like, a school project or something. Obviously not realistic, but evidently, neither is reality.
I definitely wouldn't be opposed to whatever the equivalent is for the females, etc.
...I'm now realizing, while scrolling through these comments, just how many people have no idea that this is 99.9% of woman's reality on a daily basis.
@@flamefangstar I think he .. kinda caught what I was saying but I still don't think he realised it happens all the time.
@@cijmo Ohhh, huh.
The cat dipped just because of the sheer stank of those grippers godddamn
As a 15 year old male i am genuinely sorry for the women who have to deal with this crap on the incels' behalf. I am ashamed of these people and feel second hand embarassment from them as well.
God bless you, man! You are a gem..
One time a guy told me to send him a selfie, so I looked up a selfie of an old man, sent it and said “Okay, so what can do I for you, son?”
He never replied 😂😂😂
I applaud the courage it must take for women to ever go in public alone. There are some scary "nice" guys out there hiding among normal humans. I don't think I'll be turning down going for a walk with my sister as much anymore.
After some guys creeped me out in a park near my home my adult son will now always go with me if I want to go for a walk.
Not so much courage as it is a necessity. Being in a public place is not so bad but walking away from the crowd can get scary. Especially since I'm small, thin and physically fragile due to medical issues so apart from the classic ball kicks and attempted eye gouging I wouldn't be able to fight off an assailant. That said there are a lot of tools and tricks that women are being educated on that helps lessen the anxiety, like carrying pepper spray or my go to which is to pretend you're talking to someone on the phone. Creeps are far less likely to approach if they think you have someone you can call for help.
I won't say every woman thinks about this but a lot certainly do. To the point there are channels and articles dedicated to spreading this advice, even common code words you can say to bartenders or cops to let them know you're in an unsafe situation without tipping off the potentially dangerous guy.
there are imposters among us
It's truly bonkers. A couple of months ago, a really loud, rude guy (among a group of guys) called out to me from across a parking lot. He was yelling about how good I smell. It's funny when The Click says it in a video, but I was creeped out. And also confused, as it was a hot day, I was heading into a laundromat, and overdue for a shower... Plus, I'm 50, overweight, and losing my hair, so WTF?!
This is just so sad honestly, that women even have to be scared to go outside in the first place because some men can't keep their pants on
29:05 also a reminder that people usually get their periods around 12 years old. sometimes even younger, like 8 or 9. this man needs to be on a list.
I think the youngest girl who ever got her period was four years old.
Got mine at 11, my mother got hers at 7.
Childhood SA survivors sometimes get theirs triggered. And if it doesn't happen, or stops after a bit, it comes a lot earlier than others.
For some of these, it sounds like a good idea to finesse their address from them, and then call the cops.
Especially those who threatened violence or the pedos.
Oh that's smart my idea was to just frustrate them until they blocked me lol
Unfortunately, the cops wouldn't care until AFTER a crime was actually committed. Can confirm, got r@pe threads on the phone before, had a number in my area code. Cops wouldn't hear it. As soon as I said the word "text" he went "nope. 'nfortunatelly there's nothin' we can do"
"There's not?"
"No. All you can do is change your phone number"
"Oh"
"Yup. Well, have a good day"
Then he hung up.
@@AleTitan Damn, that's shitty. Isn't there an organisation near you that can do something instead? Either to offer protection or offer more "weight" when calling the cops? Or something like a national number for such things?
We have such a thing in France, called PHAROS, which specifically deal with online harassement, pa edophilia, menaces and such. And they are rather reactive. Depending where you have there may be similar systems specialized for those cases that can help you, as Pharos operators themselves says that local cops may not be very willing to hear about online stuff. Also it makes me think, here, since the threat isn't immediate, you do have to physically go to the police offices to file a complaint (here), they certainly won't do it by phone. In your case,they may take you more seriously if you go there in person and bring your phone, and/or printed screens of the messages, or at least it will be harder for them to just ignore you since it's always easier to hook the phone rather than shoo away a real person.
@@AleTitan 10 Bucks say the guy who threatened you was a cop and they knew.
Binged your videos while packing all my thing to move out of my abusive step dads house. Your energy kept me going through it all lmao absolutely love your videos ❤
Therapists who release men like 31:00 onto the world need to be held accountable and put in jail. I wound up with a horrible abuser because his therapist told him he should start dating, and specifically that he should pursue me if he was interested. I thought her go-ahead was a sign off that he was mentally healthy enough to date. He was not. He wasn't even fit for being part of society let alone being encouraged to date. He was every incel text wrapped up into one package except on a daily basis and to my face.
"My doctor says I need to have sex within 24 hours or I'm going to die." Doesn't he know that there are professionals available to help with that who would likely cost less than that incompetent doctor.
i would have answered "then perish" xD if someone was genuine about it they wouldn't be texting strangers on internet
Also, if the doctor actually prescribed that (for some reason), they could've had the professional courtesy to set him up at the clinic instead of just sending him out to die XD
@@KarmasAB123 That would cost the guy about 10X what the treatment would normally cost, unless his health insurance covered the treatment of course.
As a sex worker, I gotta say we don't want these dickhead clients lol
For the longest time I thought Netflix and chill was literally just hanging out and watching Netflix. I only relatively recently found out it was a euphemism.
Kinda wish it wasn't a euphemism, chilling and watching Netflix is fun with anyone in a literal sense
@@ZK-ib2wp thats the main reason I thought it wasn't a euphemism.
I also thought that.
Euphemism for what?
@@BagelBoyboss you might be too young if you don't know
In my opinion confidence comes in three forms: Confident, Overconfident, and Incel Confident. Confident is being brave enough to ask someone out, Overconfident is throwing in a pickup line or two, and Incel Confident is pretending there something wrong with women because they don't want to bang you 0.001 seconds after meeting you.
I would call incel confident “fragile”, actually. People rage and hate on others when they are desperately trying not to have to acknowledge that there is something wrong with themselves
You know, not being confident doesn't sound too bad now
With every video like this I somehow become even more thankful for being in a loving stable relationship. I do not miss dealing with creepy men on the "dating scene"
Seeing these makes me feel so bad for women who are both active and public online.
It feels like they either get treated like princesses or like dumb w**res with nothing in between.
I wouldn’t think that it’d be THAT hard to just talk to and treat women online like normal people, but these posts prove me wrong every time.
"The only people who would call you a good catch are probably the cops." 🤣 Savage, Click!!
2:08 , I love how the "kid" said he was 8 years old but when the "dad" talked he said his "son" is 5 years old now. Mans didn't have the time to re-read something two messages up.
making notes for how to write a creepy character and how to NOT write a potential love/friend interest
Good on you doing your research lol
reminds me so much of that villain from megamind.
@@henotic_paracosm oh yeah, he was terrible
@@henotic_paracosm Literally there's video "Therapist reacts to Megamind" and on video preview wrote "Nice vs Good"
18:25
"My 'I am not a p**o' shirt is getting alot of questions that should be answered by my shirt"
Hi Click, hope you see this, love your stuff and you smell great. But I wanted to get your attention on the bit starting at 8:26. I’m a non-indigenous Canadian and even I couldn’t watch that without horror and pain because I know that the words that person wrote to an indigenous woman aren’t just words. So many native women are victims of exactly the violence he threatened. Just horrific, horrific stuff. Cindy Gladue. Tina Fontaine. Morgan Harris and Mercedes Myrna. For just a few. Maybe don’t show that kind of hateful messaging without the context that it’s very, very real.
Thats so sad.. its terrible how indigenous people are treated in THEIR homes..
Never caught a Click video this fresh. He is wholesome and cursed at the same time and I am here for it.
Blessed narrator cursed content
Wholesomely cursed
Blursed
As a single asexual cishet man, thank whatever deity or demon made me that I will never ever do shit like that.
As a single cishet ace woman I thank whatever deity or goblin made me that I don’t have to deal with this shit
As another single cishet ace woman I also thank whatever deity or genetic mutation made me that I don't have to deal with this shit
@@emilybarclay8831 same girl, same...
As a single deity and/or demon I strongly agree and accept all thanks
So you’re cis and ace? It’s not possible to be heterosexual and asexual at the same time… Unless you’re ace romantic
As a straight male, I'm deeply sorry for what women have to go through way too often. I wouldn't be surprised if women had way more trust issues and mental problems than men. Seeing how some guys are is really concerning and makes me question humanities sanity even more. This is crazy
Women do according to statistics but they are probably at least a slight Sque since men often deny these issues
Oh, don't worry, women are just as insane and crazy as men, like a woman expecting to get your number because she held the door open for you at a gas station or expecting you to pay for her and her bestie that she brought to a first date or getting screaming mad because you're not in the mood when she is.
@@tarrantwolf Although it's shitty, I would take these scenarios over men sending random d*ck pics to minors, threatening of r*pe, catcalling/stalking, feeling entitled to s*x if they paid for anything, abusing their position at work to harrass female workers, etc... Yeah women can have crazy behaviours too, but what you said is mild in comparison.
@@kaihiroku8495 all I said was crap that's happened to me that I recalled right then, it's by no means the worst, you've got women stalking their bfs, stabbing them, female teachers banging their students, women using false accusations for power and control. Both sexes are f'd in the head. It humanity, not just men or women.
@@kaihiroku8495 okay, but woman are fully capable of doing these things. They actually get away with doing these sorts of things sometimes because they are a woman. So while yes, you see it more upfront with men, woman can do just as bad of things with the add-on of being trusted to not have done it for being a woman.
I've seen woman sexually harass men on video and everyone say she should have done it. I've seen people ignore women being pedos because everyone focuses more on the male side of things. It can be much worse than you think.
19:27 I was fine this entire video until this came up. The Click and I both lost our shit at the exact same time. That response was just too good. Peak comedy right there.
The one about pretending to be an 8 year old kid. That is not a red flag, that is a circus tent
I got into lets call it online dating recently and It's not even been a week I think and I could write a whole comedy program.
I literally had this weird situation the other day where a guy dropped a really shitty "joke" and I told him that this was crap. I didn't block him, because we were already talking a while and I wanted to see if he rescues it (if it would have been his first message I wouldn't have kept talking to him for all the money in the world lol)
He then replied with something like "But I meant that serious and literal"
I gave him a chance to rescue it even though he didn't deserve it, and he somehow made it worse. also he is one of those who say "I'm not one of those" basically everyday, and thinks he is really really empowering to women while he is just about at the baseline of respect and won't blurt our any slurs. And I am not even a woman, I am nonbinary, but honestly... at this point I'd be surprised if I found someone on that hellsite that won't misgender me.
Dating Sites are there to make Money from you directly or Ads. They have Zero intentions to get you a someone.
As Idiots at Chatting goes Dating Sites are a Gold Mine for Stand Ups and i beg you to write a Comedy Routine and either perform it yourself or post/sell it.
Mostly they are somewhat Safe but the Real Dangerous Stuff comes with DMs.
Be well and be you.
@@dirkdisselpuff7938 I am definitely writing the funniest things happening down. I have not yet decided whether to perform it myself (probably over UA-cam) or give it to someone who will. But a lot of it is too funny to keep for myself.
Also, yes, I am staying safe, not meeting anyone in person immediately, and when I do I make sure to have someone I trust permanently tracking my location. All that. But the chats alone are great entertainment from time to time. (I laugh about it because that way I at least get some endorphins from it, if nothing else)
Hehe... Which site so I can avoid it? I wish more people would respect NB people tbh, and I hope you find someone that truly respects you eventually. Videos like this make me glad I'm single ngl, sucks that I know it's not a bad joke since I've had my fair share of creepy messages before, and never been on a dating app or site so very much unsolicited
@@discordiacreates6669 I think you gonna avoid this site on default, don't worry. Just don't sign in on any site where the main goal is to find sugarparents/babes and you gonna be fine. Well, as fine as possible, in the era of the internet and creeps online. Stay safe out there
@@joestynes7259 oh yeah, I hate relying on others or having others rely too much on me so that won't be an issue. Thanks ^^
9:28 People have no chill sometimes: I was told to unalive myself and think of myself as a disappointment. My crime: I was honest about something on the Internet and or I commented more than once.
So your Corps should be disappointet at your former not dead Self ? Or is it beeing a disappointment first and then jump into the last Hole ?
Is it not the Point of beeing a Disappointment to battle that Status !
I am so confused.
Be proud of yourself.
Ive been told those "sigma male grindset" BS among many things for commenting TWO words on a fitness video, those 2 being: toxic masculinity (its a video about pushup variation and the person who made it said that its not supposed to be called a "girl pushup" which is very valid and true)
People are shit, thats true. You're valid the way you are
I am so sorry. I've had a sort of simalar situation, def not as bad and pretty mild compared to this. Hope you have a good day/night
On the Emotional blackmail thing. Please also do not emotionally blackmail YOURSELF into staying with someone. There is nothing more offensive, rage inducing, and damaging to a person who struggles with connection, TRUST, and depression than to for literal months be made to feel like they have somehow done something to upset you, desperately try to make amends and figure out the problem, watch it all backfire on them and make the situation worse because you don't want to be the cause of someone doing themself in. Because eventually the dam will suddenly break and you will end up saying something like "I'm worried you're gonna kill yourself if I walk away!" None of us can read minds, and you will be making it harder on the people that come after you because they will have to deal with the damage you caused. If I trust you, of course on bad days you will see it, and it may be bad weeks or months or a year (thx covid). Also if you DO end up doing this...do not BLAME THEM for reacting negatively to your 'altruism' of suffering 'being their friend'.
34:40 I was able to read through the French censoring. It says "Are you married or not? Answer me and I'll leave"
The bar for basic human deceny is on the ground and these people get off on digging
I'm extremely hard on myself for being in my 30s, still living with my parents, and have no social life. But seeing the losers in videos like this who think that porn isn't staged and women are a separate species that has all think the same way show me I'm not doing as bad as I think I am.
Housing market is a mess anyway, so you're doing fine out there. And as the other person said, you have self awareness
Who cares how old you are or where you live. If you want a relationship it should be because you want it, not what society is asking from you - while none other in society has to live that life except you. Do what works for you.
I’m in my 30’s and my mom stays with me. Also no social life and I’m a woman. Nothing to be hard on yourself about. Not being like people in this video ( other than The Click) is a win!
As long as you work and pay rent you shouldn’t be ashamed
the first incel video you uploaded is my absolute favorite video of yours so i am so excited right now! thank you for making another! 🙏
being single isnt bad, nor does it make you bad. being single because you creepy af is bad, and only your own fault at the end of the day lol.
if the people you flirt with either block you or run away, you are either doing it wrong or they are biased af and an unhealthy amount of picky.
The best way to determine the difference is
If everyone you try to date blocks you, ghosts you, tries to avoid you.
Its you who are creepy
If only a few people you try to date and block, ghost avoid, then its probably not on you
@@callumprice1710 "If literally everyone you meet is an asshole, then you are probably the real asshole".
More people need to learn that.
Not everyone likes being flirted with.
@@kempolar9768 that is very true!
@@callumprice1710 yeah, it's a delicate balance that is not so easily determined most times. especially if the individual trying to get a date is blinded by a need to lose their virginity, which is a slippery slope that many have fallen into, including myself at one point. i was lucky tho, and got out of that mindset before it was too late and i became just the regular creep. instead i chose to focus on me and my life, and take things as they come. if i ask someone on a date and they say yes, then great! if they say no, then oh well, i tried, and i move on. more people should learn when to calm down, and not go all out the second they can.
*tells her he wishes her people were wiped out bc thryre animals*
*13 seconds later* "I shouldn't of said that, what's ur number?"
37:50
reminder: you never owe anyone anything in a sexual way. you can (and should) say no if you’re uncomfortable or feel unsafe. don’t let anyone try and manipulate you into thinking you’re in the wrong.
the cat just immediately leaving killed me im actually crying
A literal sith lord being amused to tears by a cat,how ironic
All of your uploads never cease to make me laugh.
I had a guy who grossed out my mother, asked me to meet his parents and told me he broke up with a girlfriend for me. I was under-age and he was in his 20s. Told him to loose my number.
32:00 I love how he just gives an actually good explanation and advise, like, people who made those posts and stuff should watch his videos. The whole world would be a much better place
18:25 This just gives me the same vibes as when I asked my little sister not to tell my mom that I played Minecraft for half the day, so as soon as mom came home sis came up to her and was like: "Brother totally didn't play Minecraft for half a day! He would never do that!"
Veeeeeery believable.
34:37, the french part says: "Are you married or not, answer me and i'll leave"
Merci moi j'ai pas put le lire
Oh yeah I couldn't really read either but now that you said that I can cleary see the arabic also says that
the cat just straight up said "nah I'm out chief" 😂
I feel so bad for women for having to put up with all this.
13:52 i just love how click say "uno"
Around 8:00
"I'm gay, but you can change that."
You were thinking so hard about how weird it is that you overlooked posibility that it's actually an insult written to another guy
Omg
That would be the most savage thing i would ever heard in my life
Goddamn
Click, I love you. You bring me hope for humanity. That you do that while showing us how absolutely bonkers humanity is such a weird contrast
8:34
....as a Canadian I am genuinely horrified 😰
As a Native American im genuinely horrified
Agreed. That is absolutely below the belt.
the guy at 31 minutes. I know someone just like him. We tried to tell him to go to therapy, his response was "the little child in me says no no no!" all he wanted was an opinion bubble, and blocked everyone who didn't reinforce his beliefs
My inner child likes to over indulge in sweets, but my adult self knows that it's better to eat healthy and take care of myself. I guess listening to one's inner child is important, but at some point I just wanted better for myself. It was either that or be enslaved by my own anger and trauma. The second option is like an absolute hell manufactured by self neglect. I guess some people sadly don't look at it that way.
I bet you that “15 year old” is actually in her mid 20’s too. I have that problem where I look way younger than I really am, and I can relate to that kind of thing. It is awful and I hate it!
I think whatever amount of me as a young man was incel, it got purged when I wanted to see how the internet would treat me if I pretended I was a woman. Gone. Just all gone. No trace of creep left. I can’t get rid of these memories! 😂
I, too, am truly glad I'm not in the dating market. I see what my girlfriends go through and ohmygod
Simba said "Yeah dad's at his shouty stick. I'm out!"
This video is the exact meaning of "you can't polish a turd but you can roll it in glitter"
Incorrect, I saw some one polish a turd!!
Where the heck do these texts come from? Some website? I’ve read DYAC (damn you autocorrect) and they’re hysterical, but these….
@@GrumpyOldFart2 r/niceguys and r/nicegirls I think.
I would say that the message at around 16:09 is in Simlish, but Sims make more sense than that. Good GOD, man! Did you bash your head into the keyboard so hard you gave yourself a stroke?
The worst part of this, I don't know one young adult (30-) female who hasn't had these interactions.
This has been gold. All different impressions and voices to make that cringe into comical gems.
Weeell, that was painfully cringy. 😬
But many thanks to The Click for providing us with carefully selected pearls of humankind at its finest. You, sir, are a treasure as in the tales of old, cursed and adorable at once.
And thanks for reminding my ace self to be glad that it's not going to be exposed to 💩 like that any time soon - hopefully...
Love it when he goes over dumb stuff
Umm... Hearted by the click himself. 😳, speechless, thank you so much.
I deleted these DM‘s because I did not want them in my messages but there was somebody that asked me for feet pics and they said they would give me the N-word pass if I gave them feet pics. Wtf.
16:40 Oh my god, it just kept going. I was dying laughing from that… whatever idiocy that was.
13:27 "Can you look at the photo I send you? I want to know your platonic opinion before my fiance sees this for the first time"
There is just something so brilliant about the term "Refined Peasant".
29:15 oh no, click's face here makes me feel sad for him, for having to read these kind things just to entertain us 😭
Click's reaction to when ever the conversation continues, is priceless
Your kitty is adorable! He came in saw you working and said bye. Lol