Weird Private Photos of Hitler
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- Опубліковано 10 січ 2024
- Ever wondered who was Hitler's favourite bitch, or who liked to nibble on his nuts? This series of private photographs reveals all! Try not to laugh!
Dr. Mark Felton FRHistS, FRSA, is a well-known British historian, the author of 22 non-fiction books, including bestsellers 'Zero Night' and 'Castle of the Eagles', both currently being developed into movies in Hollywood. In addition to writing, Mark also appears regularly in television documentaries around the world, including on The History Channel, Netflix, National Geographic, Quest, American Heroes Channel and RMC Decouverte. His books have formed the background to several TV and radio documentaries. More information about Mark can be found at: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Fe...
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As a history enthusiast, I never ever thought I'd hear the phrase "here a tiny squirrel nibbles on Hitler's nuts"
Lmao Ikr
He had only one
@@ProtiumPower Goering had two but they were very small.
@@ProtiumPower And now you know why.
he only had one though, right?
The fact that Hitler attracted all the woodland creatures like he was Cinderella or something.🤣🤣🤣
animal sense good
@@nover1134💀
Animals are a great judge if character. They are immune to propaganda.
He had no problem testing his cyanide poison on his beloved dog Blondie to make sure it worked. What a disgusting person he was.
@@stevenleslie8557 Thats a myth, nobody knows what happened to Hitler in the bunker. His body was never found as genetic testing on the skull the soviets recovered and said was Hitler, turned out to belong to a soviet slavic woman.
“Hitler called these shots disgusting. And few would disagree with him. Except perhaps, Ernst Rohm” 🤣
yea that gave me a giggle
LMAO this was good
He was gay? Ernst Rohm?
@@kristijan12 yes
@@FormulaZyn Must've been because of his medications for high blood pressure.
LOL That Ava Brown a close second! Nearly killed me. The delivery from the usually deadly serious Dr Felton made it even funnier😂
*Eva Braun
Ava??? hahahaah She is Eva..and not Brown but Braun LOOL
@@TheSakamura I'm from up North and cannot spell🤣
Wow! You must have nothing else going on if you think that was as funny as you've made it out to be... 🤦♂️🤣
No matter how wise or evil a man is, there's always something to laugh at in his browser history.
@@Adolph__Hitleryeah
@@Adolph__Hitler You spelt your own name wrong
“Joey Chestnut naked”
@@ohno3736spelled
@@ohno3736really?
the mockery of modern politicians in the beginning was splendid well done again mark felton
That was real unexpected for this channel 😂
He missed the one with Trump walking up the airplane stairs trailing toilet paper off his foot, that is one of the best in recent memory.
Now how did I manage to miss that one? I’m definitely going to have to look for that! 😂
@@MyFiddlePlayerthe one with Biden falling off the bike is even better lol
Brandon falling up stairs multiple times is pure Clown Show! 🤡 Or off a bicycle, or for no reason at all.
3:45 “here a tiny squirrel nibbles on Hitler’s nuts”
There are so many ways you could have said that why😂😂
it was an intentional joke bro
@@extremepietbh ❤️❤️❤️
😂😂😂 exactly. But he chose to say it in the only way that was perfect.
Tight-fitting leather caps were actually a pretty widespread element of motoring gear in 1920-ies. Just imagine doing 60+ mph in an open car with no heating and bad aerodynamics. A cap, padded gloves, goggles and a duster coat would come in handy.
yeah, idk why people make fun of hitler for it. Everyone dressed that way, I hate to see such important figures for understanding our own humanity and history get joked about so easily
“Eva Braun’s hairy friend.” That is comedy gold, and Mr. Felton being the orator makes it all the more hilarious. Bravo sir.
😂😂😂😂
Here we see Hitler standing in front of a large beetle bonnet.
I replayed that part to be sure 😂
Honestly, I think it is low brow and unprofessional for Felton to make these comments.
@@johnmat4678nah it was hilarious
Felton is the greatest excavator of historic photos. I am amazed that most of these were not destroyed. Thanks, Mark.
Actually, I’ve seen most of these photos reproduced in biographies of Hitler and other books about the Third Reich. The one of the woman kissing Hitler at the Berlin Olympics was a complete surprise, however.
@@valerietaylor9615 I think most of them are just lesser known, not as commonly used etc. I believe Dr. Felton has used most of these before. I know he's used the exposed knees ones, as well as the snoozing in a lawn chair.
Lol no he ain't
I wonder how many gems were destroyed
for our german speakers: "Hitler, der Schlittler" (Hitler the sledder)
Ended with a bang! “Hitler ordered all the pictures of the woman kissing Hitler hidden from the public, Eva Braun! 🤣 The thought of him even worrying one minute about that is comical
He said “and Eva brown”
I never seen that picture of an American woman kissing Hitler at the 1936 Olympics. You are a great historian Mark!
Much as I admire Mark Felton's productions, I never thought I'd laugh so hard as I did to this one.
So I don't get it, are you making fun of him?
he's laughing at the politician pics @@I_worship_AxxL
the leaders@@I_worship_AxxL
I was crying when he made the scout master comment lol
@@tvisho that's very rude
"Slightly suspicious scoutmaster" had me dying 😂😂
Same! Lol
🤣
Dude's just chillin'
« a tiny squirrel nibbles on Hitler’s nuts » 😂😂😂
Never thought ‘d ever hear that sentence in my life… 😅👍
Mark really had fun with this one!😂😂😂
Agree. After being a trench runner in WW1 for four years?? I think the guy can wear any shorts and hats he wants. 🍻
😅
spicy for sure !
He's given Hitler a fresh pun-ishing.
A tiny squirrel nibbles on Hitlers nuts, no wonder he was missing one. (LOL)
The accent, the dialog, and the subject matter synergize perfectly.
Well done.
Hilarious.
Do you mean "Heilarious"?
Funny stuff. Truth is he was quite popular all around at one point.
Also, in the info box the creator of this epic montage is telling us "not to laugh". Good one
Can't deny the fella had mad drip 🔥
The comedy in this was perfect. Thank you for the chuckle.
I love how it started somewhat serious and devolved into a stand-up routine, lol
I'm surprised Dr. Felton didn't mention AH's portrayal in the movie, "The Producers".
Didn’t know Big A, was chill like that.
He was infertile with only one testicle too
@@Roswellandcopretty sure this is a rumor and not true
@@FormulaZyn pretty sure his doctor confirm it but idk
@@Roswellandcothe other one was Adolf.
@@Roswellandco
Soviet propaganda. Not true.
This was absolutely hilarious. I needed a laugh. You never fail to deliver, Mark!
Your wittiness never ceases to make me crack up Dr. Felton, on top of being a treasure trove of fascinating stories and facts about the world wars you’re also a straight up entertainer to the bone, I love it!
It seems that lately you've been injecting more humor into your videos, and it's much appreciated. Hard to imagine watching a Hitler video and laughing as hard as I did. Great job Mark!
The pictures of Hitler grinning though... Yikes! Enough to scare kids!
Thanks to Hollywood, we have a completely distorted idea of Germans during the war. In the movies, everyone is elegant, athletic and handsome. In fact, the uniforms were poorly made, the Germans were short and obese with plebeian faces.
As famous filmmaker Mel Brooks once put it: "...the only real way I could get even with Hitler and company was to bring them down with laughter."
@@nnnnnn3647 Yup it's shocking to see from old pictures how obese they were, and that at a time when most people were still slim. Wonder what they stuffed themselves with to get into that state... no, actually I don't think I want to know!
@@nnnnnn3647 I think it's somewhere in the middle. Germany was limited to very limited in resources as everyone was in Europe including Russia. We are more reliant on trade with each other where as the US is bigger and was more self reliant.
"He was even known on occasion, to pet Eva Braun's hairy friend" hahaha you cheeky man Mark! 😄
Hitler seemed to be socially a bit awkward.
This took off and didn’t look back. This was that little random thing that made me laugh and set off on the right foot!!! Such a great channel, thank you!
3:32 With Eva [being] a strong second.
How did you deliver that line with a straight face lmao
Especially with the "pouty" photo of Eva he used to accompany that description!
I loved that one!
I spat out my '76 Bordeaux when I heard that.
Followed by a clip of Eva Braun pouting makes it even funnier.
@@pawel8365 🥴
"He was even known, on occasion, to pet Eva Braun's hairy friend" OMG, best line of any of your videos yet! 😂😂
ROFLMAO
If only she had a cat. The possibilities would have been endless.
@@grumpyboomer61 Hahaha, so true!!
Rather like Mrs Slocombe!!@@grumpyboomer61
"After all that heavy petting..." 🗿
That Ernst Röhm was slickly delivered😆
This is my favourite video now. I wonder if I can sneak a quote of you in one of my essays for Uni. A perfect video.
The thing about these photos of Hitler that really strike me are that they capture an essence of him rarely illustrated in documentaries or conversations about him. Despite being a monster in a figurative sense, he was a human after all. He engaged in totally normal, mundane, even funny activities like the rest of us do or have. I bet he found joy in small things like a cup of coffee or petting a dog. Monsters are totally created, not born like that. I know it’s almost sacrilege to think of people like him in that way, but to understand evil people you really need to look at them from a human perspective. These help with that and, in that sense, are very powerful. Thanks, Mark.
Thanks to Hollywood, we have a completely distorted idea of Germans during the war. In the movies, everyone is elegant, athletic and handsome. In fact, the uniforms were poorly made, the Germans were short and obese with plebeian faces.
In seeing great monsters, like Hitler, as human it only highlights how truly monstrous they are. Just as you may enjoy the simple things, so did this man. This man, who from one perspective is similar to any other man, also had the capacity to lead one of the most brutal are terrifying regimes of the last century. Any one of us may be a stones throw from unbelievably heinous actions.
@@coolandhip_7596 totally agree. I’m of the Alexander Solzhenitsyn camp: “the line between good and evil goes not through nations but through the heart of every single man.” I paraphrased, but the point is made
You are right, monsters are created. In this case, by propaganda from two sides. Do you really think you would have such a strong opinion of Hitler or the nazi's without being brought up on allied propaganda? And do you imagine Hitler would have so confidently brought terrors on countless humans without his own propaganda making him feel untouchable?
He also apparently enjoyed good satire of himself. Records from his bunker shows he watches Chaplin's "the great dictator" and apparently enjoyed the spoof so much, he ordered it shown again the next day.
"Looking like you are working a lampost down at the docks" I literally laughed out loud! 🤣
Lily Marlene! 😂
Hitler often wore Lederhosen when he was known only within Bavaria ( which, of course, is where the Nazi movement started.) He stopped wearing them when he began campaigning outside of Bavaria because it would have alienated the other Germans and made him look like a yokel, not necessarily a male prostitute ( Lederhosen being a Bavarian folk costume.)
haha well done sir! the subtle and fluid humor was a delight!
Mark I find your videos really educational and this one had me absolutely buckled 😂
Again the British wit of Dr. Felton is on full display. Even a Pulp Fiction reference. Pointing out the buffoonery of today's politicians was icing on the cake. Well done! Laughing all the way from the States. Cheers!
1:07 OMG.
Wit, you mean infantile.
That photo of David (now Lord) Cameron is priceless and so apt!
Dr.felton did the SA leader really have a crush on the boyish Adolf hitler😂
The Cameron one was superb - I'd not seen that before. And the funny thing is, that IS all he thinks of, 24/7, 365 days of the year.
Excellent. Hitler also banned the pictures of him ‘practicing’ for his speeches. These were supposed to be destroyed by his photographer but survived the war and is now seen in many documentaries. This is where he gestures while emoting
Ah yes the Hitler meme templates
It's confirmed that Hitler had a micro penis 💀
I have an old thirties era I think copy of Coronet Magazine with an article about Hitler practicing is body language for speeches along with the photos. In the days before the Jumbotron every move had to be over the top so it could been seen by the folks in the cheap seats.
@@evanswinford7165 Exactly. And in the days before electric lights, stage actors similarly overacted and emoted with highly exaggerated makeup to reveal their facial expressions from a distance to the unaided eye.
Good grief, and I thought the pictures of him grinning were scary...
Mark you legend! I have not laughed at many of your education pieces, but this one had me in stitches! Love your work! "Bringing out his inner gimp" was the first one I had to rewind and hear again!
The incredibly British sorta, “ I don’t realize the potential innuendo buried in the statements cadence”that you use just bought you another subscriber.
A master of history AND comedy! Mark truly is a legend who never fails to entertain
OK, Of course, we all know that Mark Felton will never make a similar video about Churchill, FDR, or Stalin! Of interest is the current Russian dictator, Putin, and his family links to the regime of the dictator Stalin. Putin's father served in one of Stalin's NKVD "Destruction Battalions" (filling mass graves?). Putin's grandfather was one of Stalin's personal chefs. He must have been a fanatical Bolshevik, to be trusted in such a position!
Time's glory is to command contending kings,
To unmask falsehood, and bring truth to light.-William Shakespeare
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Master of Propaganda. Britains first war-strategy is to ridicule its opponents. The Empire knows of the short sight of the peasant. Reduce access to information its even easier to move the peasant in the way you want him to go.
You will never hear the British talk about their Empire.
We could ridicule many English Kings & Queens, yet we dont. But thinking that we forgot the British Empires history is a mistake.
We Germans are very fond of Britains history.
Thats why many high Ranking Brits dont even want to start talking WW1 & WW2 anymore, especially with a German.
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Macron, Merkel and the British admitted: there is no people on earth which has revised its own history as much as the Germans. There is nothing comparable in the world.
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Thus: "But I, being poor (plundered and economically slaved), have only my dreams. I have spread my dreams under your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams."
🙂
So far this episode about Hitler has the most innuendos per minute, well done Mark
🤣👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
I have always enjoyed and appreciated your work, but this is taking it to a whole new level of magnificence.
Great channel, just subscribed. The sarcastic humor that you toss in now and then really helps, no joke. Sometimes I wish that I was British too, because you guys always sound smarter than us. "Here, a tiny squirrel nibbles Hitler's nuts." Priceless!!
5:19 “don’t let my girl see this”
This is peak humour; more, please!
We truly don’t deserve ye, Mark Felton.
How about some seriousness for a change? Watch "Europa The Last Battle" to start.
@@petermoller4447 In thy face I see the map of honour, truth and loyalty.-William Shakespeare
@@petermoller4447 haha bit butt hurt about uncle dolphy getting made fun of are we big fella?
Nice to see some humour coming through on this video, Mark. Keep up the good work!!
Dr. Felton always hits on his comedic timing 😊 thank you for such amazing content. Yesh those photos 😂
This is a very different and hilarious side of Dr. Felton. And I couldn't love it more!
Me too! I wonder how much of this video he plagiarized....
has the same sense of humor as your clever dad huh?
"Looking like you're working a lamppost down at the docks wasn't a good look" . . . Hilarious 😂
Actually, it’s very Bavarian and popular to this day.
@@valerietaylor9615 Particularly at dockside lamp posts.
He deeply loved animals, Must have been a man with big heart 💜
Wonderful channel here, Mark! Greetings!
I'm laughing out loud! Isn't this supposed to be a serious channel? Thanks Mark.
Yes😂
there's plenty of historical stuff about hitler that is hilarious, there's footage of him rocking back and forth furiously obviously tweaking out on what (I think) was Methamphetamine during the Olympic games. How he allowed himself to be recorded doing that I have no idea.
Simpletons are easily pleased I suppose.
@@NiskaMagnusson do you have link to this video ?
@NiskaMagnusson
I’ve seen the entire film of the Berlin Olympics, but I don’t remember any footage of Hitler rocking back and forth ( but that was many years ago.)
This one was even funnier than your other comedic classic: “Visiting Buckingham Palace & Regretting It”. Thanks Doctor!
I haven’t seen that one, but I’ll definitely have to look for it!
I love how Mark Felton over the years has grown more comfortable with his audience and ventures into more silly topics while retaining the completely dry delivery. Perfect!
I've watched a lot of your videos, and they're generally quite serious productions; so I never thought I'd laugh out loud at all the hilarious commentary in this one! 🤣
Bringing out his inner gimp 😂 never change Dr Felton, never change. 😂
Hitler on a sled, the image that launched a thousand memes. I’ve been waiting for you to do a video on these bizarre private photos, and you didn’t disappoint.
I’d already seen that picture in a Hitler biography.
This is my favourite video of yours so far, love the comedy.
Dr. Felton, thank you for the great video and the laughs that came with it! Cheers from Los Angeles, CA.
*Me enjoying Mark's channel for its superb history*
Mark: "Weird Private Photos of Hitler"
XD
Not that weird. Some are somewhat funny and some are adorable, like the one with the squirrel. The one with the crow is just cool af.
Never heard so many word jokes in a Mark Felton video haha :) Keep going!
Hitler looks so happy. And so does the tiny squirrel!
Came for the laughs, stayed for the history
Having a laugh with Hitler is something that I didn't know it was possible. Brilliant!
Why?
Dr Felton is laughing at Hitler, not with him.
There is a difference.
He is just a meme lord
Damn, I didn’t know Mark Felton could be so savage 😂
Massive giggles for this presentation. Well done!
3:29 Savage🤣🤣🤣🤣
Unexpected!!
@@meltinumalpha5940 💯
I adored all of the double entendre's! Brilliant, Dr. Felton! Happy New Year!
Hilter seems so familiar to me. When I see him it's like I know him. Really odd feeling
Same, felt it my whole life long before I knew anything about him
Mark, you’re getting quite cheeky. This one is fun and lighthearted. A win!
That was hilarious! Please do more of these! I'd love to see one with Stalin private photos.
Also I wonder who that American woman who kissed him was, and why she seemed to love him so much.
She was from Norwalk, California
@@marcwinfield1541what a specific random detail
Uncle Joe looks normal in most of the pictures I`ve seen. He was actually kinda handsome when he was young. I`ve never seen a picture in which he would look awkward. Maybe such pics do not exist because the unlucky photographers were sent to GULAG right away😁
Many people are saying that it was trumps mother...........
@@mistersquare7327Eh...more like there weren't enough recordings even for all official stuff, ussr was really low even on photography at the time.
3:46 I think nobody has ever uttered this combination of words.
It’s good to see you make a light hearted video like this once in a while. 👍
3:47 was not paying attention and away from the screen , that caught me off guard 😂😂😂
I just saw that good lord ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️😂
That’s the thing, every time people talk about Hitler or show him they show him as if he’s not human, just 100% evil, like some super villain from a movie, when in reality he was a human like any of the rest of us.
That’s what makes him really scary. 😮
Not just Hitler the people of Germany are just to blame was well
Yes it looked like he enjoyed life like regular humans and I'm sure he wanted to experience more of it, if the whole world did come after him.
3:29 "The Most important bitch in his life"
My dyingggg 😂😂😂😂😂
Mark great video as always. Love your stuff!
I found this rather saucy! Well done!
Your abundance of puns in this video is truly impressive sir.
Mark Felton never fails to impress, exellent knowledge of history, exellent sense of humour. How do we get these kind of people into our childrens classrooms? That should be our number one priority, looking at current world events and everything that's coming in the future.
Too many people get offended by stuff that took place in history. It has to fit with their narrative or every attempt is made to eradicate it from the history books. Guess what? History has been passed down verbally. And done so for centuries. Even today.
He’s not p3do, they’d never hire him here in the states
Feels like a fever dream when you hear the outro after being assaulted by the unexpected comedy, marvelous.
Felton you got chops boy.
The flying helmet is one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen someone wear. He had great style.
The only time I ever heard about Hitler's teeth was when his dentist confirmed his death. I must have watched and read dozens of documentary/books and not once did I hear he had only 4 natural teeth left. I'm surprised this is not something that has been used over the decades to mock him.
Missing some teeth was/is not uncommon.
@@389383 It's not "some", it's all but 4.
I only have one tooth left on the bottom right hand side of my mouth. Poor dental work is still common today.
That's because in the 1930s/1940s it was common for people to be missing most of their teeth. For instance, by the time Churchill was 30 he was already wearing partial dentures because he was missing most of his front teeth.
I agree, never heard of it.
Mark, your content is absolutely incredible. This made me laugh and was educational.
Ikr, right, Mark’s an endless treasure trove of content ! Cheers 🍻
Brilliant stuff, Mark!! Thankyou so much!!
The last three of the kiss were especially incredible. Thanks.
I've never seen some of these photos. Amazing work as always. Found the commentary hilarious.
The British wit and perfect long pauses had me dying laughing. The inuendo with Eva Braun’s “hairy friend” put me over the top!
Ah yes, I was expecting to hear another word at the end.
Mark's entry into historical satire is quite something :D
the description is wild Mark
After I stop laughing, I'm going to watch it again to make sure I didn't miss any other puns or double entendre's. Didn't see that curve ball coming Mark. Loved it!!🤣😅👍
That sledding photo really takes the cake
Love the first picture. I always wondered what Hitler would look like without that mustache.
I heard once that very early on in his political career he did try to go for the clean shaven look on his upper lip but people would say it was ugly because it brought out his very large nose. It's kind of a similar story with Abraham Lincoln when apparently while he was clean shaven as a young congressman, a little girl told him he would look better with a beard and so the legendary Abe Lincoln beard was born
Ever see his WWI mustache? It was pretty incredible.
@@mcgoo721 oh yeah, that was a glorious one. Wish he had kept it. Maybe he would not have become the most hated person in the world hahah
Full of wit and double entendre, I love it!!! Thanks for the entertaining yet still educational episode👏👏👏
You hear about the blonde who went into a bar and asked for a double entendre?
So he gave her one
This is A+ material Mark.
I can see how you present it historically, but also... as someone who loves correct 'history'.
More of this please.
3:32 Strong second had me rolling!!!
Your narration in this video is pure comedy gold, Mark.
“A tiny squirrel nibbles on Hitler’s nuts.” 😂🤣😂 That was gold.