Pride month ends in violence? Woman has sex with dog? Cripqueering Method explained?
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This is what the Christian Conservatives were saying would happen in the 90s.....they made the Christian Conservatives right.....let that sink in.
Actual Silent generation and baby boomers.....with bibles in their hands, and pleading we think of the children....screeching at the top of their lungs.....They made THOSE women.....right!
A frantic, uneducated women, in constant fear of the bible.....was made right.
Surely, that article was intentional satire?
Surely?
("Quit calling me Shirley.")
Always do share your videos Mr Paul Chato "the great" (yes, that's the name of the folder where I save all of your videos and the ones where you appear as a guest from time to time!).
I don't know anyone else here in Australia who may also follow you but I hope I'm not the only one!
It's the real deal. Look up the author.
Thanks. My brother lives in Australia. I think he follows me. You know, family.
The dog joke was classic; I appreciate that Paul delivered that with a complete straight face, in the tradition of a 1950's newscaster. Well done sir!
That was the ugliest dog I've ever seen.
P.E.R.i.O.D !!!
So the dog was female? So maybe the begs the question if the “Woman” was actually a “Trans woman”? So confusing as now “They” like to drop the Trans part of the identifier. 🤔🙄
@@sussudioharvey9458 Looks to me like the dog was transgender. A b*tch with a bit of a mustache.
I still can't find the woman... is it like a _Where's Waldo Book?_
They better get that whale back in the water pronto.
Greenpeace was all around that thing
So, how many brain cells did you kill trying to understand that word salad of New Speak masquerading as a peer reviewed paper?
A lot, trust me.
even as somone on the autism spectrum that word salad just feels like they ai generated a DEI article that is somehow supposed to make us feel good.
Hello dear "Queers for Palestine" activists! Why don't you put action to your words, charter a plane and parade in front of HAMAS waving your "pride"-flags. They will surely cheer for you and gladly appreciate your support...
People who "stand with Palestine" should go stand IN Palestine. Or Israel or whatever backwater 3rd world shithole of choice might be.
They really are chickens voting for KFC.
Yes, they've already made it queer... I mean clear... that they really like GfP people and want them to come to Gaza and participate in the Palestinian version of bungee jumping without a cord. 💥🦹
I can't wait for the next round of queers for palestines signs , featuring , Bend Over For Hamas !
It always been a display of excess and degeneracy. And every year it goes a little further and (real) people are fed up. Tolerance has its limits.
Normal gay people are fed up too
I can't imagine how it can get worse than a bunch of 60+ year old's walking around in the nude... no one wants to see that.
"Tolerance has its limits." Not the "tolerance" they fought for, no. The foundational principle underpinning the entire movement was that man's impulses and desires trump his free will and judgement.
While that remains true any desire any impulse can, and should, be carried out. Any would be philosophical impediment is a prison of falsehood. They aren't become "more radical" or "more obscene". They are just becoming more honest.
@@l33tninj4studiosNext year they will probably have a float with these same people on it having an o-r-g-y.😱
Tolerating evil has its consequences. The people tolerating and allowing this are the real problem, not the degenerates. Degens are gonna degen, but society has given control to literally everything to corporations and the gov.
The dog should sue.
Cruelty... sheer cruelty.
Lawyiers are expensive
Poodle bites! (C'mon, Frenchie)
Poodle chews it (Snap it!)
In Britain dogs cannot sue - but you can sue dogs and their owners (site: Count Dankula). Not unless the man in question who harmed said dog, also engaged in Nazi related hand waving..... then he's found guilty on all charges and sentenced to prison (with BBC report/slander to boot). The only dogs allowed to sue are the ones who wear pink wigs and scream about pronouns.
He already did. The woman's name was Sue.
With regards to the abstract, I am reminded of the saying "No mater how thin you slice it, it's still baloney".
Somehow I feel that college debt should be forgiven only to STEM students. People like author of that amazing study should pay it in full.. and maybe twice.
I like that idea.
Portable Washrooms = Honeymoon Suites
That's a woman like I'm an alley cat.
Geezus! WTF? Being naked in the streets is fine now. No indecent exposure laws any more!? Geezus! WTF?
Pretty tame for a Pride Parade actually. There used to be floats at some where people were just having full on sex and BDSM play for all the kiddies to see.
Especially since none of them would win the Mr Universe award. One person reported that some of them had their flags raised ( I don’t mean the Pride ones) . Disgusting .
decency laws in all western countries never allowed men to wear dresses or three pieces of clothing that were deemed to be feminine clothing. Our cultures threw away the baby with the bathwater in throwing decency laws away.
@@sussudioharvey9458 That anyone that overweight and old could raise their flags at all is surprising.
just wait it gets better... they probably had children in the audience.
"Homeschool your kids!"
That abstract is basically saying, as I filter through the monstrous polysyllabic self-aggrandizement, that the author shouldn't be required to provide any evidence to his own conclusions; they should be accepted as true on his say-so alone, as he has unique access to different truth.
Yes, exactly. "Big words mean don't look at this too closely or you'll hurt my feelings."
Think of the poor guy writing the next Batman movie script: how does he make Gotham City seem decadent and corrupted beyond imagination after these scenes!
It has never been so easy to spot the problem people in the entire history of humanity as it is today.
"The Guardian supplied this picture of the dog..." Careful you don't run afoul of laws to protect victims by publishing such personal information. We would hate to give Trudope a valid reason to curtail APauling news in such volatile times.
Only if I had misgendered the dog in the picture.
dogs have only 17 genders - the lowest in the animal kingdom
@@aPaulingNews Do we know what the dog identified as?
Trudeau legalized women having sex with dogs. I wish this were hyperbole.
@@nevillewatkins4997 the dog identified as violated
That activist won't make it to 40. Taking your bets!
Got a 100 on it lol
I predict age 38, eating at McDonalds.
Dude needs an award for getting through all that…😂
I think so, too.
2:44 QFP for KFC: "From the rooftops to the floor! Everybody do the din-o-saur!!!!"
"BOOM-BOOM, SHAKALACKA-BOOM-BOOM"
The only good thing about this is that there is plenty of evidence when these clowns try to pretend they had no part of this nonsense.
Aye mate when the table turns evidence is there
I’m gonna pretend you got that “abstract” in one take and add you to my list of hero’s.
Three, but don’t tell anyone.
(holds up an egg)
This is your brain on crack.
(cracks the egg into a sizzing frying pan)
This is your brain on college.
Any Questions?
Worse than Acid.
Michelangelo (TMNT) walks in and is like _"Shea dood. Everyone knows that cool kids don't stay in school.... shea, unless your a engineer bro.... or ya wanna make pizza!"_
That abstract (and it certainly was that,) absolutely deserves a golf clap . . . and a standing one, for the exquisite reading thereof.
Thank you.
@@aPaulingNews As a loooong time fan of 'The Frantics', you are exactly welcome. :)
I think that was a cocaine-fueled research abstract.
So is July SHAME month? Didn't look like many of those people had much to be proud of.
The dog bit was both disturbing and hysterical. This is what comedy is supposed to be able to do….laugh at the absurd.
The times are hardly a laughing matter, maybe in between the tidbits, not this season, maybe in winter..
That research paper seems to have been quite a psychotic episode.
I certainly had one.
Who knew you might need a detox center for bad paper !
The paper was written by Harley Quinn with insight from the Joker.
I certainly hope that word-salad was intentional satire... but I'm not going to strain my brain to decode it.
or psychedelic
George Orwell just popped out of his grave and said "See! I Told you so!"
Another trans Catherine the Great, canine edition!
Francois Jonker - Francois consults for clients such as the World Economic Forum's Young Global Leaders and PWC, by using prototyping tactics for concretising models for moving from strategy to implementation. Amusing
A sad world we live in.
*_"What a load!"_*
- Bender The Robot
These alphabet groups supports the palestinians? As I recall years earlier, the palestinians don't support the alphabet groups.
I'm sorry but I'm not familiar with the term "posthuman orientations" (to begin with)... I was going to google it but I'm concerned that even asking "what on earth is that?" will make me a target of the insane who are running the Asylum!
Believe it or not, I'm a tolerant guy. Back in the 90's, I supported gay people and their right to be left alone. That may seem small potatoes, but believe me, it is not when you are attending law school in a traditional catholic college. Anyway, jump forward 30 years and there are few things I abhorre more than this LGBT movement. And yes, there is a difference between gay individuals and LGBT.
The pride parade seems to bring the bizarre, niche adult side of the internet right out in the open. I'm glad I've never attended. There are some things you can't scrub from the mind's eye regardless of how much booze you drink, or drugs you use.
2:12 Can you imagine the engineering that must have gone into those shoes to hold under all that weight? Modern material science is truly marvellous!
"Home school your kids." Great ending.
What do they have to be proud of.
That woman implicated in the incident with a dog looks a lot like my Uncle Harry.
With the 5:00 shadow l thought "she" was Italian.
So the author of that paper in your last sequence got his BS in BS.
Exactly.
For the last ~10 years I've been waiting for someone to knock on my door & say "Surprise, you're on candid camera" then explain how all this insanity & has been an elaborate ruse just to prank people.
I'm convinced I'm the subject of a "Truman Show" and all of this is a social experiment to see how I react.
As they say, Pride comes before the Fall. Of course, it's a few months off as usual.
Good one.
I particularly liked, "kindergarten and weapons depot."
Oh No... How terrible... oh no...
"Kindergaten and weapon's depot." BAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!! Yer killin' me Paul!
4.48 To quote a well known public figure - I didn't understand what he said and I dont think he knows either ! 🤣🤣🤣
Maybe it was a paper purchased from one of those Chinese based ChatGPT forged thesis/paper mills. . . 😁
So bottom line is that the dog needs queer representation. I.e., LGBTQK9. Is that about right? 😁
Dat tie! If it's not an impressive shirt, a history rich jacket, it's an awsome tie.
Chicken's for KFC was the funniest analogy I've ever heard :D most accurate too :D
Celebration named after the sin of sins. Cool.
I held a Queers for Palestine party on the 72nd floor of the First Canadien Place building. No one came. Weird.
Your gay you celebrate for a month. People who die for their country get a day. Logic
Jesus, I thought you were having a stroke or something, then I realised you were reading the abstract. You are the man, Paul.
We all need to recover the braincell we lost reading this article.
Kindergarten and weapons depot. Nice Paul.
0:16 wow, it really does look like Germany
I completely understood the research article on Cripqueering Method in Posthuman Educational Research but then the drugs wore off and now I haven't the slightest idea what the hell it's about.
JESUS, I’M BLIND!
How many takes were needed to read that abstract without error?
Three.
Is the dog in therapy?
There is pretty much nothing coming to mind that wouldn't get my comment shadow-banned, or me outright put into YT jail, so... I'll just say, good one as usual, Paul. Some days, life really feels like a bad Dadaist painting come to life.
I "peaked" at Pride Month and now I want to gouge out my eyes. True story.
At least (thank God) it finally ended
Love the tie, it doesn’t go with anything😂
"This is why we can't have nice things."
WHO was cocaine-fueled? The woman, the dog, or both? Yes, it matters IMHO.
I say this all the time now, "Self awareness and irony are dead.". Oh well.
Did I miss the part where that medical journal paper was typed by a chimpanzee? I have no idea what they wrote!
something about how autistic gendered people just need to be accepted without evidence i think. which makes zero sense.
I wore my "there are only two genders" shirt for a month whenever I go out, I threw it in the laundry just yesterday ha-hah
If this is A look into the future of gay pride parade Toronto. Please do us a favour and drop the whole thing.
👍👍👍
Hey Paul, I took th e risk of showing this video to my 82 year old mother, thinking it might not be to her liking - too... uh... saucy for her. She's still quite English. Well, you have a new fan. She howled and like so many of us appreciated a "based" take on our new crazy unreality.
That’s great. Give your mom a hug for me.
She didn't have to declare the zone right between her ears brain-free.
4:30 sounds like AI (de)generated gibberish prompted by woke word salad.
This June, along the main drag (pardon the pun) of my neighborhood, small banners hanging from street lamps depicted the Piet Mondrian=inspired Pride flags alongside banners inviting the mostly-white citizens to celebrate Juneteenth. There were no parades and no gatherings, just NYC refugees going about their business. I consider this a win for the progressive movement since no one in the 95% lily-white neighborhood was scandalized. You could say they ceased to give a f*ck. Over to you, Paul.
I'm with you.
Juneteenth is a scam to replace the 4th of July.
A woman.. huh. I see. Okay. Right. Right. Well, uh. Bye.
The dog Fer not a woman 🤔😂
if I could travel back in time I would go back to 1930 and show people 2024 und die Welt wäre ein besserer Ort that's a joke...or is it ? pretty sure I know what our ancestors would do
If I submitted that abstract word salad to my editor I'd be thoroughly chastized, made to read the Oxford English dictionary, prepare a precis and then find a real job. Great reporting as usual.
If I failed to regurgitate that type of word salad, I was regarded as inept, stupid and no longer considered for promotions. That was in the field of psychology. So no great loss.
Do they know that the Palestinian pride events took place in Israel as in Gaza they would have been killed.
....Alright, the last article to me was complete gibberish(and I am Italian so trust me)...althought you can't denied that Mr. Chato has proven again his superior english speaking abilities
Excellent video as always Paul.
A question though. How many times did you have to practice reading that rubbish before you got it right ? Or was it a first take ?
Ha, I got it on the second take but decided it would be better if I read it faster. That took three more takes.
I don’t know how you managed to do that video. I’m sorry.
I think I am less sure of what that paper is about after you read the summary than I was before you started. What even was that word salad
Oh boy, I've always said that having an abstract with your name on it doesn't necessarily mean good!
“ QUEERS FOR PALESTINE “ activists should go IRAN, SAUDI ARABIA, PALESTINE , AFGHANESTAN
“HERES A PICTURE OF THE DOG” 🤣🤣🤣
That abstract was pretty abstract.....
Society needs to correct these people. I'm tired of them.
The party of love and tolerance 😂
I need more bourbon.
I'm going to watch this again. Very well done in so many ways.
Wow, thank you!
Apartheid free zone?
Home School Indeed.
Paul, you're my favorite news reader since Norm got fired from SNL. Thank you so much for the laughs.
High praise indeed. Thank you. I knew Norm back in the day.
Every day these people go out there is another day that they discredit themselves.
5 stars for reading that abstract with nary a slip or giggle!😁
I had to pause play so I could put on my gumboots. 😂
revolting...these "things" should be locked away asap
At least you didn't mis-gender that...uh..."woman".
That’s not a woman.
A vile pervert in a wig.