You guys made me smile and laugh for the first time since Monday when my sister passed away...You may do more good than even YOU know! Welcome back and thank you
One thing you can tell about Kevin is no matter how popular he gets he wont let that get to his head, he's the type of person who wont let fame change him. He'll shout you out, family, friend or foe. I know that's right Kevin. Loved the video.
Makael, is hilarious. He's not gonna get back with a man that pushes him in the pool, with his GOOD, GOOD clothes on. LMAO! Especially, his church clothes.
I knew what you were referring to during the first 5 minutes, Makael. Just remember, you and Kevin have that "It" factor no one can imitate. You guys have a gift that's presented to us every time you post. Last time I checked, most people care about the gift....not the wrapping paper that the gift is in :)
Makael is a dang fool. I just luv him (I luv the skorpion too). His shade is sooooo humorous. The way he looked at the camera when kevin got emotional was priceless.
I'm enjoying this new show, watching in increments per I'm working, I thoroughly was pleased with service on Sunday too! Pastor was like "Yall a little too quiet, I know yall know what a blunt is bc I smell some of yall" and how personable he made the sermom by suggesting to compliment and hugging your neighbors. Really liked how he tied everything together:life, Bible and world events.
Just a lil hint about retail, & customer service : some of these retail chains operate on a skeleton crew -meaning when the lines are long there's no one else to pull from the back & open another register the one employee is it, plus doing the best they can with long lines , and having a hissy-fit because you can't wait , & calling corporate can get those employees doing the best they can bad reviews which can effect their pay/raises, plus corporate's in charge of scheduling ..Retail is a dog-eat industry and I'm happy H&M had two others to open up registers , but in today's economy most times that's not the case,, so Makael I get your moms advice, but Patience /Understanding is more important in life than anything else & hissy-fits is just immature.
I agree! I work in Retail and I can say that you never know what is going on in the business that day to create the situations they were talking about. Most retailers have no payroll to schedule an appropriate team, and with 2 part coverage, call outs, no call no shows etc…you're lucky to even have someone on the floor to help, let alone, keep the store filled, cleaned and organized, and God forbid the line dare to get long….. Now, if he was to say that he saw plenty of staff members standing around doing nothing while that line was steady getting long…then THATS when you go the fuck off and call corporate!!!!!
When I'm in Walmart there be a lot of people walking around doing nothing but they have 2 lines open, 40 people deep each. If they aren't trained for the register they need to be because standing in an empty lane laughing and joking while productivity is a notch below non-existent is just not cool. I was a cashier at Walmart back in the day and the happy jokesters who were doing nothing but socializing existed then too. Supposed to be "stockers" but they are up front acting a fool and going unchecked. They are getting paid, put their asses to work lol
Yes! I work in retail too. The hours are scarce because of greedy corporate. More than likely those two other people were doing something very important that needed to be done before a certain time or its their ass! I just wait patiently for people because I know how it is to be yelled at and threatened by corporate when I'm literally doing my job and four other people's job. Those are the customers we remember and make their lives hell when they come in again because they were complete ass holes. Plus irate customers just look ignorant. But, I don't expect people to know that unless they have worked retail.
I hear what you're saying but he said there were other workers on the store. If there was no one else on duty that would make sense but I've been in places where the line is hella long, one register is open and three or four other employees are standing behind the counter. And while I'm sure they're supposed to be doing something, when the line gets crazy, that something needs to shift. As someone in a customer service driven industry myself, that always drives me crazy. And honest question, if corporate makes the schedules and there's one person on duty, how else will they know they're doing it wrong? They'll never assign more people if they think one is enough. Instead people get frustrated and stop shopping in those places, which is really going to affect jobs.
Yes, Makael.....your face is too damn funny!!! I love it but I am at work trying not to holler out loud. The way you are looking at Kevin as he is "trying" not to cry. Love It!!!!!!!
Makael I'm mad you got me hear cracking up at you during Kevins emotional speech! You're sooo shady but I live for it! Lmao. Let me rewind and listen this time lol
I think Nene may have helped Cynthia and Peter out financially. Cynthia probably told Nene a lot of their problems and that's why Nene always thought it was cool to speak on their biz. I hope whatever happened doesn't get aired on tv cause that will be just a lil bit too messy for me.
I love this show and I am thankful that black men can come together and talk about topics that effect the black community. Thank you for giving your views and helping opening the eyes of americans
theskorpionshow I am glad you Guys are back live and in color ready to go in and spill tea and whisper back and forth kmsl awesome show and kev you did that!
Anaconda, Shake it off, All about that Bass nominated for GRAMMYS, like wtf happened. Yeah they did major numbers on billboard but they're such bubblegum micky mouse songs that I never saw someone winning a grammy for them.
you guys crack me up as usual!! makael talking about the checks omfg " i did not mail u my work so dont mail me my check!" and yes the ring didnt mean a thing is a classic skorpionshow video
I agree with Makael these companies need to hire more people. It's two of us here at my company that pay 4,000 employees across the eastern border. Sometimes things happen unfortunately especially when managers don't do what they are suppose to do. And people need to get direct deposit! I have had employees not clock in for a whole damn week and expect a check. Not to mention sometimes its the computer systems fault. We have IT issues that are out of our control. Its a lot to deal with, and payroll people realize they are dealing with people's livelihood so we try to fix things as fast as we can. Sometimes i get employees who walk out the damn restaurant and lose their checks immediately and want to demand an immediate re-issue. 99.9 percent of the time I have to fix someone's check its not payroll's fault. LOL sorry for my rant! LMAO... WELCOME BACK KEVIN AND MAKEL!
All of the people who were there when that man murdered Garner should be ashamed of themselves. Especially the mfr who said to the guy filming, "He's breathing" after he asked "Are you guys going to give him CPR". The EMTs, the other cops who showed up. all of them should not be able to sleep at night.
omg!!! lovin' it!!! ....I I will also contact corporate in a hot second.....yes she does!!!!!....catch a girl get a girl?....bwahahah......and whatever that noise was that made yall pause???.....priceless look on the faces......I can't stop watching.....and yes....they DID know that they we going to meet Will and Kate......somebody from Nebraska?......roflmbo......my stomach hurting over here!!!!
I LOVE Y'ALL MAKAEL AND KEVIN, HEY FROM SHREVEPORT LOUISIANA. Y'ALL ALWAYS UPLIFTED UP MY SPIRITS AND I'M GOING THROUGH A VERY HARD TIME RIGHT NOW. LIVING IN MY PLACE WITH MY RENT BEING PAID LATE. GOD HAS BEEN SOO GOOD TO ME.
Nikki from LHHH is smart and handles business. She has a degree and can handle things for herself. The only thing questionable about her is messing with Mally Mall and fighting over a man she was separated from. But Nikki shows off the body she paid for and its a nice body. But I don't think she's dumb.
Yayy New video!. im gonna be travelling to philly for a wedding in a couple of days and im hoping that i can bump into you guys ! haha. Greetings from London :)
Makael you are right about payroll, I do payroll at work for about 75 people and a small majority of the employees don't enter their hours worked on time
i loved this video! loved it!! glad to see yall back!i miss yall would hv review KMichelle show...i didnt thk i would like it bt i was attached to that show!!
You're preaching to the choir and it's cold here in NYC. Got me wanting to drop kick people who walk too slow in the streets. Too damn cold for you to be strolling I need your ass to SPEED UP!
When you accidentally send a text to the wrong person, hurry up and put it in Airplane mode and the text won't be sent....if you have enough time to realize your mistake.
I love when Kevin says they're getting ready to close the show or it's their last topic and I tap on the screen and There's like 20 or 30 minutes left in the video. P. S. Makael is messy as fuck. He sounds like he's gossiping at the end lol. "Well get a load of this" and "Oh no that's not the half of it." Lmbo tf!
Also wanted you guys to talk about the girl in new jersey that sued her parents for tuition and the court ruled that they have to pay no matter what school (private/ domestic) she decides to attend
Me and my mama were thinking that NeNe was definitely not the nicest friend but I don't think Cynthia is totally innocent either. Like we felt she wasn't saying things because she didn't want to tell the whole story. Now that yall said that, that could be true as well. I didn't necessarily feel bad for NeNe cutting Cynthia off because she was doing the same thing to Porsha. Now I understand she was mad over her being late to something SHE set up but if you stayed an hour late only to cut her off then what the hell? If you are this new Cynthia (which I love) then be that same Cynthia with NeNe.
I totally agree with you on the Grammy subject , Beyoncé deserves to be in those Big nominations . If you didn't know Kevin "All about that bass" was originally supposed to be Beyoncé's song .
She doesn't "deserve" to be in anything if she's not making hits. Just because she's Beyonce and she's popular she's not deserving of anything until she get's those numbers up.
That moment when Makael said "will we be nominated?". I wanted to say,"exactly. Because you know Beyonce doesn't show up unless she knows she's receiving an award".
i watch these videos 40% for the topics and 60% to hear yall laugh I love it!
Yes!!! Love them!!! They are so silly!
You guys made me smile and laugh for the first time since Monday when my sister passed away...You may do more good than even YOU know! Welcome back and thank you
I'm sorry that happened to you. I hope you are still able to smile more often after your loss.
Thank you so much!
Sorry for your loss, God be with and your family
The facial expression made when that demonic noise screamed out....was priceless....LMAO !!!!! Great Review
One thing you can tell about Kevin is no matter how popular he gets he wont let that get to his head, he's the type of person who wont let fame change him. He'll shout you out, family, friend or foe. I know that's right Kevin. Loved the video.
Oh my god, Makael! 38:04 The look on your face when Kevin got emotional.... it made me laugh so hard! LOL
Lol me too! I was cracking up!
You say you're not into fashion, Kevin, but I love your style. You always find the cutest shirts!
Oh yes a 2hr video! this will carry me through my whole morning routine. yes yes yes!
you can tell that their time off did them justice. they're so alive and rejuvenated. the energy is awesome,
Starting my morning off right! I know how some time off can get you all refreshed. Glad to see you guys :)
Hey!!! I gotta see what you cooking up for Christmas
theskorpionshow KEVIN PLS UNBLOCK ME ON TWITTER, I'LL KEEP STALKING YOU UNTIL U DO...LOL
I'm so mad I couldn't make it to Atlanta to meet you!
Welcome back !!!! You guys were missed :(
Glad you have a great vacation Kev
Makael, is hilarious. He's not gonna get back with a man that pushes him in the pool, with his GOOD, GOOD clothes on. LMAO! Especially, his church clothes.
My lip reading & listening (eves dropping) skills have greatly improved from watching you guy's show .... 😂
*eavesdropping
I missed yall so much smh everyday checking YT for ya videos.... and thanks for the long video... made it worth the wait... love u guys! !
Makael your facial expression at 38:10 when Kevin started talking about the protest had me in tears. PRICELESS!!!!
I knew what you were referring to during the first 5 minutes, Makael. Just remember, you and Kevin have that "It" factor no one can imitate. You guys have a gift that's presented to us every time you post. Last time I checked, most people care about the gift....not the wrapping paper that the gift is in :)
exactly!!!
The word you wanted to use at 1:44 is foolifucooniggatry
Shout out to 4itsRox!
***** lol I thought the same thing
Gotta love +4itsrox !!!
Right
Makael is a dang fool. I just luv him (I luv the skorpion too). His shade is sooooo humorous. The way he looked at the camera when kevin got emotional was priceless.
LOL Makael's face when Kevin was talking about the protests! I AM DEAD LOOOOOL
I'm enjoying this new show, watching in increments per I'm working, I thoroughly was pleased with service on Sunday too! Pastor was like "Yall a little too quiet, I know yall know what a blunt is bc I smell some of yall" and how personable he made the sermom by suggesting to compliment and hugging your neighbors. Really liked how he tied everything together:life, Bible and world events.
Just a lil hint about retail, & customer service : some of these retail chains operate on a skeleton crew -meaning when the lines are long there's no one else to pull from the back & open another register the one employee is it, plus doing the best they can with long lines , and having a hissy-fit because you can't wait , & calling corporate can get those employees doing the best they can bad reviews which can effect their pay/raises, plus corporate's in charge of scheduling ..Retail is a dog-eat industry and I'm happy H&M had two others to open up registers , but in today's economy most times that's not the case,, so Makael I get your moms advice, but Patience /Understanding is more important in life than anything else & hissy-fits is just immature.
I agree! I work in Retail and I can say that you never know what is going on in the business that day to create the situations they were talking about. Most retailers have no payroll to schedule an appropriate team, and with 2 part coverage, call outs, no call no shows etc…you're lucky to even have someone on the floor to help, let alone, keep the store filled, cleaned and organized, and God forbid the line dare to get long….. Now, if he was to say that he saw plenty of staff members standing around doing nothing while that line was steady getting long…then THATS when you go the fuck off and call corporate!!!!!
When I'm in Walmart there be a lot of people walking around doing nothing but they have 2 lines open, 40 people deep each. If they aren't trained for the register they need to be because standing in an empty lane laughing and joking while productivity is a notch below non-existent is just not cool. I was a cashier at Walmart back in the day and the happy jokesters who were doing nothing but socializing existed then too. Supposed to be "stockers" but they are up front acting a fool and going unchecked. They are getting paid, put their asses to work lol
Yes! I work in retail too. The hours are scarce because of greedy corporate. More than likely those two other people were doing something very important that needed to be done before a certain time or its their ass! I just wait patiently for people because I know how it is to be yelled at and threatened by corporate when I'm literally doing my job and four other people's job. Those are the customers we remember and make their lives hell when they come in again because they were complete ass holes. Plus irate customers just look ignorant. But, I don't expect people to know that unless they have worked retail.
I hear what you're saying but he said there were other workers on the store. If there was no one else on duty that would make sense but I've been in places where the line is hella long, one register is open and three or four other employees are standing behind the counter. And while I'm sure they're supposed to be doing something, when the line gets crazy, that something needs to shift. As someone in a customer service driven industry myself, that always drives me crazy. And honest question, if corporate makes the schedules and there's one person on duty, how else will they know they're doing it wrong? They'll never assign more people if they think one is enough. Instead people get frustrated and stop shopping in those places, which is really going to affect jobs.
Pro trick: you can watch series at Flixzone. Been using them for watching a lot of movies during the lockdown.
Yes, Makael.....your face is too damn funny!!! I love it but I am at work trying not to holler out loud. The way you are looking at Kevin as he is "trying" not to cry. Love It!!!!!!!
Makaels face when Kevin starts getting emotional kills me every time your so wrong for that makael lmfao
Makael I'm mad you got me hear cracking up at you during Kevins emotional speech! You're sooo shady but I live for it! Lmao. Let me rewind and listen this time lol
My top moment is when y'all got Dennis together after that "where there's smoke, there's mutha fuckin' fire!"
I really needed to see this video. it definitely lifted my spirits and made me much happier. Thank you!
I think Nene may have helped Cynthia and Peter out financially. Cynthia probably told Nene a lot of their problems and that's why Nene always thought it was cool to speak on their biz. I hope whatever happened doesn't get aired on tv cause that will be just a lil bit too messy for me.
The corporate situation is absolutely correct Makael. That's all you gotta do sometimes.
Omg!!! When that sound pops up the face you both make.. lol gave me life!! (right after they talk about Diddy)
This video is hilarious. Love you guys! Thanks for the shout out.
Makael's fucking facial expressions when Kevin was talking about the protests!!! I literally laughed out loud!!
Girl, me too! lmao
Makael stay making faces lol Yellie Belle
OMG I am LIVING for the home alone shirt!
I love this show and I am thankful that black men can come together and talk about topics that effect the black community. Thank you for giving your views and helping opening the eyes of americans
theskorpionshow I am glad you Guys are back live and in color ready to go in and spill tea and whisper back and forth kmsl awesome show and kev you did that!
Yeeeessssss Back In My Life !!!! Didn't Realize How Much I Watch Your Videos Until You Were Gone ...
Happy yall are back! Yay I'm bout to listen to yall on my way to work.
Happy Birthday Makael!!!
Anaconda, Shake it off, All about that Bass nominated for GRAMMYS, like wtf happened. Yeah they did major numbers on billboard but they're such bubblegum micky mouse songs that I never saw someone winning a grammy for them.
Anaconda is definitely not a bubblegum mickey mouse song. Shake it off and All about that bass is, but certainly not Anaconda.
Glad to see y'all back
you guys crack me up as usual!! makael talking about the checks omfg
" i did not mail u my work so dont mail me my check!" and yes the ring didnt mean a thing is a classic skorpionshow video
I really missed y'all! So glad to see y'all, I'm so excited for this video lol
I agree with Makael these companies need to hire more people. It's two of us here at my company that pay 4,000 employees across the eastern border. Sometimes things happen unfortunately especially when managers don't do what they are suppose to do. And people need to get direct deposit! I have had employees not clock in for a whole damn week and expect a check. Not to mention sometimes its the computer systems fault. We have IT issues that are out of our control. Its a lot to deal with, and payroll people realize they are dealing with people's livelihood so we try to fix things as fast as we can. Sometimes i get employees who walk out the damn restaurant and lose their checks immediately and want to demand an immediate re-issue. 99.9 percent of the time I have to fix someone's check its not payroll's fault. LOL sorry for my rant! LMAO... WELCOME BACK KEVIN AND MAKEL!
I agree but these companies are not here to please customers. They are here to make money. They'll work the hell out of employees.
So glad to see you two back!
All of the people who were there when that man murdered Garner should be ashamed of themselves. Especially the mfr who said to the guy filming, "He's breathing" after he asked "Are you guys going to give him CPR". The EMTs, the other cops who showed up. all of them should not be able to sleep at night.
Yessssssss I'm 2 ready got my breakfast got my blunt this is about to be a good ass video!!!
OH YES! I have something to listen to while I study my trigonometry final tomorrow!
omg!!! lovin' it!!! ....I I will also contact corporate in a hot second.....yes she does!!!!!....catch a girl get a girl?....bwahahah......and whatever that noise was that made yall pause???.....priceless look on the faces......I can't stop watching.....and yes....they DID know that they we going to meet Will and Kate......somebody from Nebraska?......roflmbo......my stomach hurting over here!!!!
BARELY!!!!! Yassss Kevin! Go off!!
So happy y'all are back!!!
Can I just say I love ya'll !!!!!! Showing southern love str8 from the sipp!
You are sooo on point about those Grammy noms!
Oh yaaaas Mikael preach about that check! Sounding like Tyler Perry when he was in Madea's Class Reunion!
Hi Guys, I'm so happy to hear from you all. This video was hilarious!!!! Thanks for two hours of funny!!
Great video love y'all so much happy y'all are back!
That video about Lil Mo w/ the panel definitely needs to go in the top 10 lol. Great video.
My grandmother always told me to wear socks and slippers so my feet dont end up like hers LOL. I stay with socks or slippers on!
Best 2 Hours Ever! Y'all just made my day.
I LOVE Y'ALL MAKAEL AND KEVIN, HEY FROM SHREVEPORT LOUISIANA. Y'ALL ALWAYS UPLIFTED UP MY SPIRITS AND I'M GOING THROUGH A VERY HARD TIME RIGHT NOW. LIVING IN MY PLACE WITH MY RENT BEING PAID LATE. GOD HAS BEEN SOO GOOD TO ME.
Nikki from LHHH is smart and handles business. She has a degree and can handle things for herself. The only thing questionable about her is messing with Mally Mall and fighting over a man she was separated from. But Nikki shows off the body she paid for and its a nice body. But I don't think she's dumb.
Yayy New video!. im gonna be travelling to philly for a wedding in a couple of days and im hoping that i can bump into you guys ! haha. Greetings from London :)
Yassssssss....saw the time on this video and got excited!
Lol the shade is realllll great review missed you guys
Makael was completely over that emotional speech 😂😂😂😂
I missed seeing yall WHISPER!!!! LOL theskorpionshow
Makael you are right about payroll, I do payroll at work for about 75 people and a small majority of the employees don't enter their hours worked on time
Been waiting fr this videoooo foreverrrrrt ❤️ all the way from london from a loyal fan 😄😄
Great Energy and Great Video fellas! !
I'm agreeing with y'all on The Nene & Cynthia situation. I believe Nene helped them out financially.
Welcome back Kevin And Makael
I need job lessons 101 from makael !'mmm yaaaas
Does kevin work?
No lol
I slept with my fan on and window open last night. I can't be sweating while I sleep, so uncomfortable. Love the video, glad you all are back!
Did Makael say "lick the rim" at 8:20... LMAO :-) I love it when Makael goes in
i loved this video! loved it!! glad to see yall back!i miss yall would hv review KMichelle show...i didnt thk i would like it bt i was attached to that show!!
I've done that before. Done a video before and didn't like it and then deleted it.
Lesson of the day: CORPORATE!!!!!
😂😂😂
It's always about race with Makael.
YASSSSS I got my cup of coffee and my Skorpion Show. My dietary needs have been met today! :)
Ugh,I hate getting up this early! Lol
You're preaching to the choir and it's cold here in NYC. Got me wanting to drop kick people who walk too slow in the streets. Too damn cold for you to be strolling I need your ass to SPEED UP!
Kevin: The men was IN THERE....
Makael: Doin what?
Kevin: They was just there
😂😂😂😂😂 Man, I have missed y'all!
Yes! A two hour long video!!!
38:00 OMG Makael, why did I have the same face. Like...Kev, baby!
Makael your faces be having me laughing so hard
When you accidentally send a text to the wrong person, hurry up and put it in Airplane mode and the text won't be sent....if you have enough time to realize your mistake.
I love when Kevin says they're getting ready to close the show or it's their last topic and I tap on the screen and There's like 20 or 30 minutes left in the video.
P. S. Makael is messy as fuck. He sounds like he's gossiping at the end lol. "Well get a load of this" and "Oh no that's not the half of it." Lmbo tf!
Also wanted you guys to talk about the girl in new jersey that sued her parents for tuition and the court ruled that they have to pay no matter what school (private/ domestic) she decides to attend
Happy you guys are back!! :-)
Me and my mama were thinking that NeNe was definitely not the nicest friend but I don't think Cynthia is totally innocent either. Like we felt she wasn't saying things because she didn't want to tell the whole story. Now that yall said that, that could be true as well. I didn't necessarily feel bad for NeNe cutting Cynthia off because she was doing the same thing to Porsha. Now I understand she was mad over her being late to something SHE set up but if you stayed an hour late only to cut her off then what the hell? If you are this new Cynthia (which I love) then be that same Cynthia with NeNe.
Happy Birthday Makael!! :))
Came back with a vengeance I see! Got my coffee ready!
Tamir Was killed after the cops were on the scene for literally 2 seconds
This is one of my favorite episodes!! lol
Yessss I've miss y'all now to start the video
LOL!! "At the God show."
Happy bday Makael!!!!!!!!!!!
I totally agree with you on the Grammy subject , Beyoncé deserves to be in those Big nominations . If you didn't know Kevin "All about that bass" was originally supposed to be Beyoncé's song .
She doesn't "deserve" to be in anything if she's not making hits. Just because she's Beyonce and she's popular she's not deserving of anything until she get's those numbers up.
Lol all about that bass sure didn't fit Beyoncé at fucking all 😂😂😂 she is a skinny thigh gap girl I'm glad she ain't try it
floridagirl1100 thank you. I agree
That moment when Makael said "will we be nominated?". I wanted to say,"exactly. Because you know Beyonce doesn't show up unless she knows she's receiving an award".
SCREAMING ALL THE WAY FROM CHI TOWN HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAKAEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MAY YOU ENJOY YOUR DAY AND BE SAFE AND BLESS XOXO
I really missed you guys. Ten day withdrawals. LOL
Sitting here folding clothes and this video is entertaining me in the mean time!!!
OMG! Kevin I love your Marv T-shirt!! xo
Old Navy for $5 and thank you!
theskorpionshow Whaaaaaatt!! I gotta go buy it! No thank you! XO
***** Oops sorry there fact checker. HAHA! My bad. But you knew what I meant tho.
Makael!!!! I thought the same thing about Nene loaning Cynthia some money! I felt like Nene was going to say it at the table and stopped herself.