Neon Wolf's dancing would destroy the world and he knows it. The most he can do is planned dances, and even then everyone is ALMOST dead by heart attack. Freestyle and the world explodes.
Benefits of stealth: Bonus money and EXP You can take breaks whenever Objectively easier to complete missions Police are not on you at all times Benefits of Loud: Dubstep
Its hilarious because they are actually less accurate than jacket's cosplay. Dallas wears brown stitched coat and pants and Houston wears a bule-tinted coat and pants with a navy tie.
I was too lazy to make a good name or maybe they're both cosplaying as the payday 1 versions of Dallas and Houston. Why do people forget about payday 1?
Ive heard many great things about ...cons and cosplay events, people you meet for the first time happen to act and talk to you like they know you for a long time. Thats pretty wholesome isnt it.
Wolf : What The Hell You Waiting For Take The Internal Drill *Dallas, Hoxton : Sorry It's Been So Long Not Robbering* Jacket : Yay Yay Wooho *(With Mixtape Noises)*
*CAPTAIN WINTERS ARRIVED, CAN ONLY BE BEATEN IN A DANCE BATTLE*
German Overlord *"YOUR MOVE MR. CLOWN-MAN!"*
Some Random Guy: (quietly) It's the captain, guys do the thing.
Every OTHER COP IN THE AREA: I T S T H E C A P T A I N
0:30 "FALL BACK"
"TACTICAL RETREAT"
German Overlord 666 likes
Meanwhile, Chains was taken into custody.
+FlyingBasketWeaver Typical?
FlyingBasketWeaver he was in a pickle
Seems legit.
Then there Wick just murdering every cop
FlyingBasketWeaver, that's Houston tho
0:28 HOUSTON IS IN CUSTODY
TRADE A HOSTAGE
guys the thermal hostage go trade it
Heitor Silva HOW THE FUCK I FOUNS YOU IN ALMOST EVERY GODDAMN VID
ami astari ...MAGIC...
houston literally fucking walks to the cops in shame
You know it's One Down difficulty when Houston gets in custody 28 seconds in
Lmao pause at 0:35 and look at the girls on the left
SchwiftedBear u wot m8
>implying no nine lives aced
exband bong Kek shit build
Rip one down difficulty
Taunts.
Only 5.99.
This isn't TF2
Its a meme you dip.
soup me
buy 2 taunt dude
Nauotit would buy in a heart beat
Looks like Wolf stayed off the dance floor
+Neon Everyone else went on it.
He was drilling his way into the office.
Neon Wolf's dancing would destroy the world and he knows it. The most he can do is planned dances, and even then everyone is ALMOST dead by heart attack.
Freestyle and the world explodes.
Neon Yeah beacuse on the Club hiest the Boss said *And Wolf stay out off the dance floor*.
Heroic Wolf THE BOSS?!
Overkill Dick Safe, only 69.99
Drills sold separately
contents: 69 crappy blues
1 legendary
Abyss Watcher and the legendary is a flamethrower that looks like a penis and shoots cum
Two words...
Fockin' kinky street!
Special opening sequence: Dancing Dallas
Drill customization when?
Door opens:
*cloaker interupts party with WULULULULULU*
Bain: Someone help Houston!
Cloaker : We call this a difficulty tweak!
Dallas:
AAHHHHHHH I NEED A MEDIC BAG!!!
*I GOT YOUR DLC RIGHT FUCKING HERE*
We call this a dance tweak!
Benefits of stealth:
Bonus money and EXP
You can take breaks whenever
Objectively easier to complete missions
Police are not on you at all times
Benefits of Loud:
Dubstep
"Objectively easier"
Depends on the heist.
Me an intellectual 2 years later : Trouble's always inbound
Waoh I can get bonus things if I do that stealth..... Seems legi- wait....
If I do loud I can get a BADDaS MUSIC!? SINGH THE CRAP ME IN!
Benefits of loud: I WILL GIVE YOU MY ALL
Also it is fun to just be an 800 pound gorilla in an iron man suit gunning anything that moves down with a minigun.
when dallas gets a medic bag
Robotoes aaaahhhh
Nice one xD
AHHHHHHHH I NEED A MEDIC BAG
@@bribedofficer398 Holy shit this was 3 years ago lmao
Medic Bag 😎😎😎
I'd pay 7 bucks for that ending.
7 BUCKS!!!!!!!
*WE WERE BARLEY HERE!!!!!!*
MystPlaysGames *Later on alesso heist* HA WE GOT OUR SEVEN BUCKS BACK
THAT'S HIGHWAY ROBBERY!
WE'VE BEEN ROBBED
that fucking place was a ripoff
This is the only true way to defeat a police assault.
*Bull Dozer walks in* *Everything goes silent* *Bull Dozer breaks into a spin*
Until a Cloaker comes in and pulls a breakdance move that makes all the heisters pee their pants.
Funny thing is: I just found out I was friends with Houston in this video. Apparently he left the frame because he was dying of laughter.
He got taken into custody.
@@ultra5986i mean, he did die of laughter
@@ultra5986 was?
Those Dallas and Houston cosplays are spot-on, but Jacket looks like an action figure knock-off.
TremendousPuppy nah, houston wears a blue two-piece, the guy wore black
Not everyone has money to afford a blue two piece.
Orbit maybe it was a payday 1 Houston cosplay
Its hilarious because they are actually less accurate than jacket's cosplay. Dallas wears brown stitched coat and pants and Houston wears a bule-tinted coat and pants with a navy tie.
I was too lazy to make a good name or maybe they're both cosplaying as the payday 1 versions of Dallas and Houston. Why do people forget about payday 1?
when the drills were removed from the game
I WILL NEVER USE DIS BLOODY DRILL except drilling somebodys face when playing as Wolf
But how are we suppose to get in the vault now? Do we use a spoon?
When u complete one down by urself
Lamborghini No mercy
Loud
Team AI is off, with cloakers as every enemy
Meric N here's the thing, without team ai or other players, cloakers don't charge you.
And you pull a safe during payday and you get a shifty five/seven skin
Houston And Jackets Were Ai That were put on hold
I wish more people were like this in a normal everday life
Ive heard many great things about ...cons and cosplay events, people you meet for the first time happen to act and talk to you like they know you for a long time. Thats pretty wholesome isnt it.
Meanwhile Chains is somewhere screaming: "HEEELLPP!"
CHAINS IS IN A PICKLE!!
WOLF FOUND A GODDAMN DANCE FLOOR IN CUSTODY
DALLAS IM FUCKING- DALLAS! I NEED- DALLAS! HELP M- DALLAS!
I haven't even played Pay Day 2 and I have already declared this as the best Pay Day 2 video out there.
heavykyio Play it. it is a really good game with a shit ton DLC
Your right
Its not, UR SUCH A MEDIC BAG, I NEED IT is best
It’s a really good game. The Legacy edition (the version with most of the DLCs attached to it) costs like $20 when on sale.
Wolf listened to Bain he stayed off the dance floor
D A M N
the dallas mask made this even more funny.
DjBasA so true
If you were wondering, wolf is away from the dance floor and chains is in a pickle, good night
The hands behind the head dance move is how you convert the cops during /// DANCE ASSAULT IN PROGRESS ///
Nice work, guys~
Donacdum
its razormind but your on the right track
@@kairoruther6017 “dont act dumb”
@@yourfriendlyneighborhoodcl4824 i know that now please dont drop kick me over a toyota
@@kairoruther6017 ok lolol
@@yourfriendlyneighborhoodcl4824 its a russian badger reference on his first payday video
these dudes just straight up start vibing in the middle of the building with no shame. respect+
Hard to be ashamed when you got a mask on your face
When you are a noob and are told to stay at the van
So basically Houston at 0:24 ?
@@rez774 He went to custody
Pro player: And Wolf, stay off the EVERYTHING
When you are in a 4 person lobby and 3 are noobs and 1 is pro doing all the work
Top notch dance moves
When your lvl 14 and dont have armor but still complete the mission
Bruh I don't even use armor. SPEED AND DODGE FOR THE WIN
Needs to be a gif
+ComputerNerd god bless
Heron Music
???
@Heron Music not all heroes wear a cape *
@@BobbysDev thanks
Meanwhile, the drill is jammed, chains is in custody, and Bain is confused deeply.
When the payday crew has a day off
Poor Jacket... He'll just never "GET A GRIP"!
When you stealth One Down
@Jakub Matoszka the original comment was made back before they were seperate things.
Yes, I know I'm late.
whoever dressed up as jacket is a legend.
needs more wolfs
Heitor Silva needs more /// WOLF IS ON THE DANCE FLOOR ///
when new players join their first loud match.
when a good dlc is released
he calls that the "Drilling the safe"
"Fun is not something one considers when balancing the universe, but this does but a smile on my face."
When the drill actually works for once
Nightclub and Alesso on one down Solo with only shaped charges and the Ove 9000
This...is beautiful. 5 years later, still good
Not even two seconds after this:
"AHHHH I NEED A MEDIC BAG"
Jacket looks like he doesn't exactly fit in with the cool kids but Is trying his best to.
"Please *garble mess* maintain control."
*Do you like hurting people?*
He needs more of that 80s disco.
I am dissapointed..
*THERE WAS NO WOLF*
Pixelwolf9902 he stayed off the dance floor.
he went "why not"
He was drilling a bulldozer's eyeball in the meantime
His maybe the camera man
He did what Bain told him (few people will understand this)
10 minutes later
the con heist:failed
reason:jacket and dallas started this and they all got raped by a bulldozer
*reason: WOLF WASN'T THERE TO DANCE
AAnomalousDuck So in short: Raped by the FUCKIN LAW ;p
Dallas and Jacket couldn't stay off the dance floor
Wolf doesnt likes dance floor cuz everytine when he starts dancing his clothes and mask vanish and he turns to Ricardo Milos
Houston was there but put into custody
Gage dance pack 14.99$
Ugur Tongur dance floor heist 9.99$
Gage Wolfdidntstayedoffthedancefloor pack 999.99$
@@SASGuy-gv8cl and Wolf, stay off the dance floor
Would buy 100%
Dlc Price ?
PlinsenprinzTV bout 7.99
burnt wolfman SEVEN BUCKS? WE WERE HARDLY HERE
Orbit I just wanted to make that joke
Zer0 joke?
"I GOT YOUR DLC RIGHT FUCKING HERE."
When you manage to get the drill working by hitting it 3 times in a row
0:27
Houston: Dont ac dump
When you drill through the vault without the drill stopping once.
Love how Jacket is here too. Beautiful.
This is beautiful, I've watched this for 5 hours now
"I call this a dance battle tweak!"
I love how bane will just say the wierdest suff before the assault wave like “stay frosty” lol
0:32 i love how Dallas banging the air was synced to the music
Bain: The thermal drill, go get it!
Wait that wasn't so funny
Uhm...
*clocker arrives*
payday soundtrack in a nutshell
Jacket: Do you know what time it is?
It's dancing time!!!
When the music starts I playing
Atleast Wolf stayed off the dance floor.
this is just legendary
FBI agent: watch out they have mini-guns
I love how people in the background are just staring
10 cops and SWAT lost to Houston in a dance off.
Dallas has my dance-style...
Something about seeing jacket boogie down makes my soul a little brighter
This is more relevant 2021 than ever before. Thank you very much youtube algorythm
Wolf : What The Hell You Waiting For Take The Internal Drill
*Dallas, Hoxton : Sorry It's Been So Long Not Robbering*
Jacket : Yay Yay Wooho *(With Mixtape Noises)*
"GET THA F**K UP"
Pager Guy oh no you calling The polices >:V
I literally just got Payday 2 gifted to me by a friend and I find this video on the same day. life’s finally lookin’ bright for me.
This video is by far the best payday 2 video i have ever seen
Who else waited until clokar will put the all on the ground ?
when u play with friends
It's all fun and games until you hear the WULULULULU and gets kicked in the face by a cloaker cosplayer
Chains spectating while the others dance and vibe in the assault: *angy*
Hotline Miami boss
Easy to kill with a good rifle like union
Starring
Chains as cameraman.
*when you buy a contract and you finish it on your first time in death sentence difficiulty* :
I wish there was full body Tracking in the VR Version so I could jam out to Assaults.
I lost it with the safe
JACKET HOXTON AND DALLAS
Aidyn Ellis Houston not hoxton
This is what me and my friends always look like when the soundtrack kicks in XD
This is one of the greatest Payday videos on the internet.
damn dallas be thicc
MurdeR extra thicc
the world is strange is it not E X T R A T H I C C
When I listen DonAcDum.
*And Wolf....Stay off the dance floor*
Dallas just pops off with no care in the world, kind of in sync with the actual Dallas.
I swear if Overkill add this taunt I would pay $15 for it. 0VERKILL ADD THIS PLEASE! :'(
AMAZING! why isnt this in the game yet?
TastyMelonHD Dance Dance Revolution: Payday Edition :'V
Bain: Wolf. Stay off the dance floor
Wolf: I’m gonna pretend I didn’t hear that
my favorite game chacters dancing to their awesome bank heist music
I love Jacket
what is this? 10/10
Why I love the community of payday 2 in a nutshell
Imagine just giving and then hearing Cloaker noises come from the ceiling
/// OVERUSED JOKE IN PROGRESS ///
:D
:D
All that is missing is a cloaker dropkicking them and dancing on top of their corpses
Ooh, five years later and youtube brings it to my eyes. Yessir