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  • @observationsyt
    @observationsyt  6 років тому +13914

    sorry if it seems a little choppy, i couldn’t have all the clips from a certain scene together bc copyright lol

    • @davidsantos9977
      @davidsantos9977 6 років тому +275

      observations don’t worry it’s still enjoyable unlike the other ones where the cut away half way through their line

    • @carmanti3866
      @carmanti3866 6 років тому +47

      Is alright, still would wanted squidward

    • @roxybiador6754
      @roxybiador6754 6 років тому +34

      it’s still so funny like this, i thought it was on purpose lol

    • @fae2203
      @fae2203 6 років тому +29

      It’s ok, but I kinda wanted the part where Peter got his new suit and said, “mr Stark it smells like a new car In here!”

    • @MChedderbeef
      @MChedderbeef 6 років тому +15

      observations *_WHY IS GAMORA_*

  • @nobodysbreakfeast8398
    @nobodysbreakfeast8398 6 років тому +17192

    “Dude, you’re embarrassing me in front of the wizards."

    • @angelangel_angel
      @angelangel_angel 5 років тому +183

      Jackson S wizard*s*. dont you dare forget Wong.

    • @poutybrat4533
      @poutybrat4533 5 років тому +87

      "I'm sorry, I can't"

    • @tagreactz6637
      @tagreactz6637 5 років тому +19

      Nobody's Breakfeast it’s “dude, you’re embarrassing me in front of wizards”

    • @icedr6140
      @icedr6140 4 роки тому +30

      yall forgotten this one, "not today squidward"

    • @Fasterlion0913
      @Fasterlion0913 4 роки тому +7

      "There's no time for a thing,That's the thing right there"

  • @israel5456
    @israel5456 6 років тому +8033

    “wong you’re invited to my wedding” *zooms off*

    • @powerpuff7451
      @powerpuff7451 6 років тому +152

      Dominic Madeira no it’s “Wong you’re invited to my wedding”

    • @meme__juice
      @meme__juice 6 років тому +10

      Dominic Madeira
      It’s another person that’s deaf af

    • @itzel1550
      @itzel1550 6 років тому +12

      Dominic Madeira it’s song your invited to my wedding , check the captions in the movie

    • @ArnulfoSalgado
      @ArnulfoSalgado 6 років тому +33

      @@itzel1550 if he was talking to peter wouldn't it be son? Also, pretty sure it was Wong because Wong's portal basically saved them

    • @itzel1550
      @itzel1550 6 років тому +5

      Some Dude With A Bald Head Oh shit it autocorrected to song I was tryna say wong* lmaooo

  • @mattdoesstuff8987
    @mattdoesstuff8987 6 років тому +9520

    "That's a made up word."
    "All words are made up."
    Nice.

    • @rose-uj9gf
      @rose-uj9gf 5 років тому +2

      Where was that?

    • @liljackypaper
      @liljackypaper 5 років тому +43

      I've literally been saying that since before this movie came out haha. Every time 2nd amendment truthers say "assault rifle" is just a made up phrase

    • @baayzil97
      @baayzil97 5 років тому +16

      In truth, when people say a word is made up they usually mean it's not a word I've heard or it's not a word whose official use has been commonly agreed upon or accepted

    • @Mystic-wq8xt
      @Mystic-wq8xt 5 років тому +88

      @@baayzil97 Wow no shit

    • @sagearoon3193
      @sagearoon3193 5 років тому

      True

  • @dudastella2785
    @dudastella2785 4 роки тому +8042

    "It'll kill you"
    "Only if I die"
    "Yes-- that's what.. killing you means"

    • @pp-mb2gc
      @pp-mb2gc 3 роки тому +151

      underrated ngl

    • @deadastrophysicist1201
      @deadastrophysicist1201 3 роки тому +218

      It's the delivery by Dinklage that's absolutely gold

    • @앙데나요
      @앙데나요 3 роки тому +20

      My favorite one.

    • @nahor88
      @nahor88 3 роки тому +53

      @@deadastrophysicist1201
      From "I demand a trial by combat!"
      To "Yes... that's what... killing you means..."
      Man's got range.

    • @MiosPanties
      @MiosPanties 3 роки тому +25

      People die when they are killed.

  • @ItsJayTho
    @ItsJayTho 5 років тому +2814

    "Earth is closed today"-Tony stark 2018

  • @morgancampbell3505
    @morgancampbell3505 5 років тому +8762

    Tony is having an existential crisis throughout the whole scene with the guardians

    • @suckmymiddlefinger4350
      @suckmymiddlefinger4350 4 роки тому +627

      "Kick names, take ass."
      "Yeah that's right."
      *Tony having a silent mental breakdown
      Peter.exe stops working

    • @boo_7803
      @boo_7803 4 роки тому +41

      its true

    • @halezyung2514
      @halezyung2514 4 роки тому +12

      Cameron Novotny ah yes I really do love to ... TAKE ASS

    • @glorious_friends
      @glorious_friends 4 роки тому +7

      YES 👁👄👁

    • @shyamalee1086
      @shyamalee1086 4 роки тому +13

      @@suckmymiddlefinger4350 LMAO... kills me every time...

  • @kylierose3536
    @kylierose3536 5 років тому +6657

    Mantis: “Kick names, take ass.”
    Tony: “We’re all going to die.”

  • @penguingamer9882
    @penguingamer9882 4 роки тому +7577

    "I Am Groot"
    "I am Steve Rogers"
    "I am inevitable"
    "I am Iron Man"

    • @miniluv7330
      @miniluv7330 3 роки тому +196

      “I am The Senate”
      “I am Batman”

    • @jiehuan_james75
      @jiehuan_james75 3 роки тому +267

      “I’m Peter by the way”
      “Dr.Strange”

    • @miniluv7330
      @miniluv7330 3 роки тому +210

      @@jiehuan_james75 “Oh, we’re using our made up names, um, I’m Spider-Man then”

    • @elijahbhandal-hayre9084
      @elijahbhandal-hayre9084 3 роки тому +99

      I’m marry poppins yall - the blue dude from guardians of the galaxy

    • @jacobwatkins9309
      @jacobwatkins9309 3 роки тому +29

      "I am the very model of a modern Major General"

  • @stormstreaks1148
    @stormstreaks1148 5 років тому +5867

    *If you throw another moon at me, I'm gonna lose it*
    -Tony Stark, Infinity War

    • @Wolfbroa
      @Wolfbroa 5 років тому +36

      Haha yes that was great

    • @tty.a8036
      @tty.a8036 4 роки тому +21

      Storm Streaks hes such a beautiful human that its hard to concentrate when hes speaking... and than I end up forgetting what he said

    • @CryonicVevo
      @CryonicVevo 4 роки тому +1

      Stark

    • @fvtii284
      @fvtii284 4 роки тому +5

      I love him 3000❤️

    • @johanaytb211
      @johanaytb211 4 роки тому

      When was this said? What part of the movie?

  • @Pizza874
    @Pizza874 5 років тому +16419

    Can we just appreciate how adorable Dr.Strange's cape is?

  • @starsandbucks7024
    @starsandbucks7024 6 років тому +2064

    "are you seriously leaning on the cauldron of the cosmos" *whips shoulder with cape*

  • @Hexra_
    @Hexra_ 3 роки тому +2264

    Drax: "Thats a made-up word"
    Thor: "All words are made up"
    Drax just made Thor sound smarter

    • @nirvallasparadise
      @nirvallasparadise 3 роки тому +74

      He ain't wrong though

    • @cnlz
      @cnlz 3 роки тому +9

      timestamp?

    • @Hexra_
      @Hexra_ 3 роки тому +8

      @@cnlz 3:29

    • @Tiimmy99
      @Tiimmy99 Рік тому

      Harbulary

    • @PokerMocker
      @PokerMocker Рік тому

      ​@@Tiimmy99They are called Auxiliary Batteries

  • @KaNe1493
    @KaNe1493 5 років тому +6655

    At 3:39 when Pete says "It's kinda your fault that I'm here" even the cloak turns around as if in shock that he just said that lmao.

    • @lordshrimpramen5589
      @lordshrimpramen5589 4 роки тому +164

      Levi, went: 😮👀

    • @kr4qqen127
      @kr4qqen127 4 роки тому +342

      the cape looked up like "nah did he rly just try that"

    • @tsukasa9838
      @tsukasa9838 4 роки тому +171

      Yeah the Cloak is like a puppy, following people it likes. My headcannon is that if Tony was a Mystic Arts guy the Cloak will latch unto him

    • @lupitaosorio5521
      @lupitaosorio5521 4 роки тому +37

      Lmao, it was copying stark

    • @fawful94
      @fawful94 3 роки тому +62

      @@tsukasa9838 Now I really wonder what would happen if The Cloak met the Magic Carpet from Aladdin. 😂

  • @dadwiththemilk6428
    @dadwiththemilk6428 5 років тому +8520

    Star lord: That 50% thats stupid is 100% you.
    Iron man: *your math is blowing my mind*

    • @jaredschroeder
      @jaredschroeder 5 років тому +199

      One of the best jokes

    • @iamangelic4706
      @iamangelic4706 5 років тому +197

      Well I get it's kind of a stupid thing to say but isn't it kind of right ?

    • @shrimp4278
      @shrimp4278 5 років тому +8

      Ikr

    • @JustSomeGuyWithHalfAMoustache
      @JustSomeGuyWithHalfAMoustache 5 років тому +59

      But the stoopid came from starlord's dad....

    • @nemensis4776
      @nemensis4776 5 років тому +43

      Ah i wonder what happen if star lord and ant-man collab :/

  • @Sjitzooi
    @Sjitzooi 6 років тому +2676

    6:09 Peter P reaction to Peter Q saying thor is not good looking

    • @KenshiImmortalWolf
      @KenshiImmortalWolf 6 років тому +402

      Yeah like "excuse you?" like he's offended for thor XD

    • @BlaineADedam
      @BlaineADedam 6 років тому +169

      But later on he disses out Footloose.

    • @coolbecky121
      @coolbecky121 6 років тому +195

      He's an honest boi, will tell you you're attractive and footlose sucks

    • @ArukiTsukaru
      @ArukiTsukaru 6 років тому +7

      Ikr? This was the first time I noticed it XD

    • @michaelliu5845
      @michaelliu5845 6 років тому +7

      But how would Peter know what Thor looks like tho if they have never met?

  • @vanshikapatel9726
    @vanshikapatel9726 3 роки тому +1562

    5:41
    Tony: “Your from earth?”
    Quill: “I’m not from earth, I’m from Missouri!”
    Tony: “Ye thats on Earth dip shit! What are you hassling us for”
    I can’t

  • @ThatBoiCade
    @ThatBoiCade 6 років тому +1964

    I love that when Quill is talking about Thor saying "Not that handsom" you just see Peter's face scrunch up and look at him like "what? no"

    • @ketsiamayenne8844
      @ketsiamayenne8844 6 років тому +76

      he's like "umm that's not right .."

    • @KittyCat-qj1tk
      @KittyCat-qj1tk 6 років тому +30

      “a wHAT”

    • @lastdefenderofxhotl
      @lastdefenderofxhotl 6 років тому +53

      Iain MacDonald No. But Thors face has been everywhere anytime he goes to earth he blows up the news cause a literal Asgardian and God when compared to humans has been sighted.

    • @ArukiTsukaru
      @ArukiTsukaru 6 років тому +33

      "Are you sure we're talking about the same Thor?"

    • @ddlover911
      @ddlover911 6 років тому

      Which part is this

  • @shayleemeier
    @shayleemeier 6 років тому +6191

    “you’re from earth”
    “no, i’m from missouri”
    “yeah, that’s on earth dipshit”
    THAT IS AMAZING

    • @sydawesomesauce
      @sydawesomesauce 6 років тому +83

      When I first heard Star Lord was from Missouri, I freaked out because it so boring! 😂

    • @EthanBuzzy
      @EthanBuzzy 6 років тому +145

      I was gonna defend Missouri but like... What is there to defend 😂

    • @sydawesomesauce
      @sydawesomesauce 6 років тому +8

      I mean its not all that bad but living here for a while, ya know it gets a bit repetitive

    • @EthanBuzzy
      @EthanBuzzy 6 років тому +7

      Sydawesomesauce yeah that's true. I just wish there was more to see on the Saint Louis side of Missouri

    • @kennedyeckerty7997
      @kennedyeckerty7997 6 років тому +134

      “What master do you serve”
      “What master do I serve? What am I supposed to say, Jesus?”

  • @thepugmaster1872
    @thepugmaster1872 6 років тому +1835

    "Like Kevin bacon?"
    "I don't know, I haven't been to earth in a while, he might be on the team."

  • @ahshhr3jeoapjfb3jejeee74
    @ahshhr3jeoapjfb3jejeee74 4 роки тому +2217

    I can just imagine Nebula, Gamora and Mantis all in one room talking about how annoying all the men in their lives are

    • @desaster903
      @desaster903 4 роки тому +148

      Don’t forget Pepper.

    • @titliroy4713
      @titliroy4713 3 роки тому +96

      And Hope!

    • @khushgill9324
      @khushgill9324 3 роки тому +95

      And Natasha Romanoff

    • @titliroy4713
      @titliroy4713 3 роки тому +117

      @@khushgill9324 Nat be like, "One? You are annoyed if dealing with one? I have to deal with all of yours and mine stays MIA for the most of the time."

    • @yez9475
      @yez9475 3 роки тому +5

      @@khushgill9324 i dont think she's with them?

  • @sofiafrazer
    @sofiafrazer 6 років тому +2300

    god i forgot how funny this movie was because all of the pain overwhelmed me

    • @scrapthatwithmatt9520
      @scrapthatwithmatt9520 5 років тому +3

      Sofia Frazer sane 🙁😖😭

    • @rifatnadir1302
      @rifatnadir1302 5 років тому +2

      Sofia Frazer same

    • @LosingSpirit
      @LosingSpirit 4 роки тому +2

      I was da 1,000 like❤️

    • @seewhativescene
      @seewhativescene Рік тому

      Whose Master do you serve!?
      🐭

    • @carmelalinka
      @carmelalinka Рік тому +6

      I’m still emotionally traumatized from End Game, I haven’t watched any marvel movie after it. I just can’t

  • @ph4nt0n74
    @ph4nt0n74 5 років тому +6018

    "Groot"
    Groot: "I aM gRoOt"
    Everybody: "WOOOAH HeY lAnguAge

  • @thebestmido8251
    @thebestmido8251 5 років тому +7083

    I wonder how many times Chris Hemsworth laughed on set when Thor was unconscious with the guardians of the galaxy

  • @countergravity6371
    @countergravity6371 4 роки тому +902

    0:43 That's what you call a true bro - this man knew the drill instantaneously, no questions, he just executed flawlessly.

    • @spicytunahh
      @spicytunahh 3 роки тому +151

      Ned looked way too excited to tell everyone that they’re gonna die, just to cover for Peter lmao

    • @nobodyspecial9800
      @nobodyspecial9800 3 роки тому +34

      He understood the assignment

    • @hulem98
      @hulem98 3 роки тому +24

      Either that or he just hyped and did that on his will

    • @DarkWarrior-eu7bg
      @DarkWarrior-eu7bg 3 роки тому +8

      @@hulem98 probably both

    • @doramdomthingsoof934
      @doramdomthingsoof934 3 роки тому +7

      '' WE ARE ALL GUNNA DIE'' imao

  • @kouizumi9484
    @kouizumi9484 5 років тому +3006

    "...You're from Earth."
    "No, I'm from Missouri!"
    "Yeah, which is on Earth, dipsh*t!"
    Ugh.
    Best.

    • @tagreactz6637
      @tagreactz6637 5 років тому +36

      Kou Izumi *yeah that’s on earth, dipsh*t*

    • @ariavachier-lagravech.6910
      @ariavachier-lagravech.6910 4 роки тому +39

      Considering Star Lord is taken from earth as a child it make sense for him to think Missouri is the entire earth

    • @xEdwinx
      @xEdwinx 4 роки тому +8

      Which master do you serve.😂

    • @curtisleblanc5897
      @curtisleblanc5897 4 роки тому +11

      @@ariavachier-lagravech.6910 bruh, he was ten.
      I was tought the name of the Planet by age 6

    • @curtisleblanc5897
      @curtisleblanc5897 4 роки тому +8

      _wHaT'rE yOu hAsSLiNg uS fOr?!_

  • @charliestewart3082
    @charliestewart3082 6 років тому +5050

    What master do I serve? What am I supposed to say “Jesus”?

    • @starsandbucks7024
      @starsandbucks7024 6 років тому +154

      That one was one of the best ^^

    • @charliestewart3082
      @charliestewart3082 6 років тому +92

      Moonsparkk I think it’s jokes that that’s the first thing they’ve said to each other, they’re both completely different personalities

    • @abiburns6957
      @abiburns6957 6 років тому +65

      I serve Jesus

    • @jakebutler7810
      @jakebutler7810 6 років тому +2

      Shut the fuck up idiot

    • @MidasVoid
      @MidasVoid 6 років тому +11

      @@jakebutler7810 *fist up*
      I'll deck you

  • @Cewdewd
    @Cewdewd 5 років тому +1966

    You forgot
    “Mr Stark it smells like a new car in here!!”

    • @hanabanana8028
      @hanabanana8028 5 років тому +2

      it was there

    • @henrysmith4323
      @henrysmith4323 5 років тому +4

      Hana Banana no it wasn’t

    • @lordwhisper8628
      @lordwhisper8628 4 роки тому +10

      And "Oh come on"

    • @stevenuniverse5072
      @stevenuniverse5072 4 роки тому

      300 likes!

    • @user-N20
      @user-N20 4 роки тому +6

      That is actually in my top five favorite quotes from the entire franchise. There's something so perfect about its timing and delivery, it never fails to make me laugh!

  • @karinnaaao7753
    @karinnaaao7753 3 роки тому +327

    8:01 OKOYES DISGUSTED LOOK IS EVERYTHING IN THIS SCENE HAHA

  • @Sammthemaan
    @Sammthemaan 6 років тому +1703

    *”broke up... like a band... like the Beatles?!?”*

  • @CaptainNeckbeard
    @CaptainNeckbeard 6 років тому +2192

    7:45 Dr. Strange is watching Avengers 4 in the background.

    • @beatricedowd4301
      @beatricedowd4301 5 років тому +123

      Captain Neckbeard without crying

    • @yvette1267
      @yvette1267 5 років тому +85

      Blue B
      That’s some strength

    • @DanielFuentes-mr3nn
      @DanielFuentes-mr3nn 5 років тому +55

      @@yvette1267 *one of the strongest avengers*

    • @dangerousDBA
      @dangerousDBA 5 років тому +4

      LMAO!

    • @foolishknightprod5957
      @foolishknightprod5957 5 років тому +110

      Doctor strange is the real mvp he watched endgame over 14million times and never spoiled it

  • @sjbm93782
    @sjbm93782 5 років тому +10065

    You forgot the moment where Thor says “The rabbit is correct and clearly the smartest among you.”

    • @liljackypaper
      @liljackypaper 5 років тому +261

      Anytime someone does something kind for me I say "Thank you sweet rabbit!"

    • @kimberleymorris8052
      @kimberleymorris8052 5 років тому +8

      Mr Mess omg and I did

    • @potitishogun2961997
      @potitishogun2961997 5 років тому +39

      Rocket: Rabbit..? ._.

    • @CountDVB
      @CountDVB 4 роки тому +7

      It's also orobably a reference to Blackjack O'Hare

    • @pattitatti5021
      @pattitatti5021 4 роки тому

      Selim James wasn’t funny tho

  • @CharlotteGamesMC
    @CharlotteGamesMC 4 роки тому +7621

    “I’ll ask this one time: where is Gamora”
    “I’ll do you one better: Who is Gamora”
    “I’ll do you one better: WHY IS GAMORA”
    Best meme of 2018

    • @abhinavpalakurthy8584
      @abhinavpalakurthy8584 3 роки тому +207

      But no one asked how ia gamora!😂

    • @sergioalonso9273
      @sergioalonso9273 3 роки тому +142

      Even better since they admitted it was improv

    • @Fun_maths
      @Fun_maths 3 роки тому +69

      I'll do YOU one better: HOW IS GAMORA????

    • @Mr_Oreb
      @Mr_Oreb 3 роки тому +33

      "I'll do YOU one better: WHEN IS GAMORA HUH? Never thought that HUH?????

    • @AshokeTewari
      @AshokeTewari 3 роки тому +4

      I'll do you one better: why not include "more power, Rabbit!!"

  • @ali94hn
    @ali94hn 5 років тому +3453

    3:48 is my favorite scene by far
    "Your powers are inconsequential compared to mine"
    "Yeah... but the kid's seen more movies"

  • @shrimp4278
    @shrimp4278 5 років тому +3154

    "When you said we were opening up Wakanda to the rest of the world, this is not what I imagined."
    "Then what did you imagine?"
    "The Olympics? Maybe even a Starbucks.."

    • @bijuutamer729
      @bijuutamer729 5 років тому +52

      Olympics is a terrible idea. That event takes a toll on wherever its hosted.

    • @zmanrockz6358
      @zmanrockz6358 5 років тому +50

      Wakanda can handle it

    • @cjkelly7536
      @cjkelly7536 5 років тому +141

      I'm STILL waiting for a Wankandabucks to open.

    • @anniesung6555
      @anniesung6555 4 роки тому +28

      @@cjkelly7536 Ikr!! Maybe they have vibranium-made cups as gifts

    • @juanmanuelpenaloza9264
      @juanmanuelpenaloza9264 4 роки тому +33

      Forget Starbucks. Give Wakandans some Domino's and I'll guarantee humanity will progress into 3076.

  • @r.osemary
    @r.osemary 5 років тому +4422

    2:22
    peter: hey, man! what's up, mr stark?
    tony: kid, where'd you come from?
    peter: a field trip ᵗᴼ ᵐᴼᵐᴬᵃᵃ

    • @birdoclock8736
      @birdoclock8736 5 років тому +68

      R A I thought it was the future is what he said

    • @yeagahsan
      @yeagahsan 5 років тому +10

      @TMOG RID1 infinity blade

    • @risjudek
      @risjudek 5 років тому

      @TMOG RID1 infinity war, guessed it from the start xd

    • @yannimarieee
      @yannimarieee 5 років тому +1

      I saw this right when he said this

    • @drakedrake396
      @drakedrake396 5 років тому +1

      Thought it was the future

  • @neonsphere8041
    @neonsphere8041 2 роки тому +190

    8:00 Okoye's look at Bruce when he fell on the ground with Hulkbuster suit is soo funny af

  • @trexnext
    @trexnext 6 років тому +2877

    Groot: i am groot
    Cap: i am steve rodgers.
    That killed me

    • @vincentalexander5242
      @vincentalexander5242 6 років тому +103

      The way captain said it just made it perfect.

    • @gabrielapeloso8979
      @gabrielapeloso8979 6 років тому +109

      He says that so innocently 😂

    • @theoobernarddoo5065
      @theoobernarddoo5065 6 років тому +4

      TrexNext yo

    • @ameliemuller3892
      @ameliemuller3892 6 років тому +29

      I couldn't stop laughing about this when I saw the movie first time... much to everybodys sake

    • @KermitTheGamer21
      @KermitTheGamer21 6 років тому +37

      The angry "I am Groot!" response to the game earlier made me think Cap was going to go "Hey, language!"

  • @zucchinibyday
    @zucchinibyday 6 років тому +435

    "The avengers. Earth's mightiest warriors."
    "Like Kevin Bacon?"
    "Idk he might be on the team I haven't been there in a while."

  • @danishtourangbam8265
    @danishtourangbam8265 5 років тому +1298

    This is not a dude,
    This is a man,
    A muscular handsome man.

  • @cr4kh3ddgaming96
    @cr4kh3ddgaming96 3 роки тому +239

    peter: "im backup"
    tony: "no your a stowaway, the adults are talking"
    kills me every time

  • @arryadne
    @arryadne 5 років тому +4695

    I died laughing at the last one
    I AM GROOT
    I am Steve Rogers

  • @sadierae9428
    @sadierae9428 4 роки тому +5076

    “i’m peter by the way”
    “dr. strange”
    “oh you’re using made up names, um i’m spider-man.

    • @lespoirdeve
      @lespoirdeve 4 роки тому +212

      random fact: in russian peter says “oh so we’re showing off. I’m Spider-Man then”

    • @aliboyd358
      @aliboyd358 4 роки тому +19

      @@lespoirdeve 🤣🤣

    • @yoshijb9428
      @yoshijb9428 3 роки тому +8

      @@blancspaze right? Like isn't Doctor.Hugo Steven Strange. Lol

    • @emeliasversion
      @emeliasversion 3 роки тому +3

      these scene is amazing lmao

    • @audreyhong9492
      @audreyhong9492 3 роки тому +16

      @@blancspaze All names are made up

  • @peachikiru
    @peachikiru 6 років тому +412

    "I AM GROOT"
    "I am Steve Rogers"

  • @sadesekoni1231
    @sadesekoni1231 3 роки тому +265

    Dr.Strange cloak being flabbergasted at Peter blaming Tony for him being in space is a scene I live for 😭😂😂😂

  • @zwargeist
    @zwargeist 6 років тому +2760

    You didn't get one of my favorite moments.
    Peter: Uh what is this guys problem Mr. Stark?
    Tony: He's from space he came here to steal a necklace from a wizard.

    • @nicoletorricella8671
      @nicoletorricella8671 5 років тому +100

      Tony: "get on it"
      Peter: "on it!"

    • @ozword85
      @ozword85 5 років тому +22

      Come on, invisible drax is one of the best scenes :D

    • @shrimp4278
      @shrimp4278 5 років тому +4

      Ikr? I commented that on "best of peter parker" and it got around 10k likes in 1 week

    • @jeuxx
      @jeuxx 5 років тому +1

      @@shrimp4278 weird flex but ok

    • @jt2214
      @jt2214 5 років тому +3

      Why is gamora is better

  • @RyuD4WG
    @RyuD4WG 5 років тому +3103

    "We're in a flying donut, billions of miles away from Earth, with no backup."
    "I'm backup,"
    "No, you're stowaway."
    LMAO

    • @allshipper2158
      @allshipper2158 5 років тому +39

      @Becca La Bell Me: I am an adult
      Dr.Strange : You were an adult.

    • @katherineraymond428
      @katherineraymond428 5 років тому +6

      i was watching this part right when i found this comment

    • @reghancarson5182
      @reghancarson5182 5 років тому +1

      The adults are talking

    • @grace3452
      @grace3452 5 років тому +1

      Go away. The adults are talking 🤣🤣

    • @hddrfxhgfdd7904
      @hddrfxhgfdd7904 4 роки тому

      U would eat that donut

  • @kentpaper958
    @kentpaper958 5 років тому +7400

    Spiderman: I need you to cause distracti...
    Ned: *Immediately* Holy Shit...
    Ned: We ALL gOnNA DIE!! ThEre'S A SpAcEsHIP
    Ned. the best sidekick.

    • @allshipper2158
      @allshipper2158 5 років тому +338

      Be like Ned. We like Ned.

    • @ivanmasjuk1742
      @ivanmasjuk1742 5 років тому +200

      The guy in the chair

    • @AmericanMetalhead100
      @AmericanMetalhead100 5 років тому +133

      Ned is a treasure.

    • @GorcStew
      @GorcStew 5 років тому +164

      never noticed that he wasn't trying to play the part lol, it was just his sincere reaction hahah

    • @kianlimbos689
      @kianlimbos689 5 років тому +151

      Tony stark:are you the sidekick of spiderman
      Ned: yes
      Tony stark: so you are my sidekick's sidekick

  • @spiderflame04
    @spiderflame04 3 роки тому +180

    3:38 love how the Cloak floats upright and tilts forward like he’s asking Peter the same thing

  • @elizabethrenier5286
    @elizabethrenier5286 5 років тому +930

    My favorite is:
    Peter: "I need you to cause a distraction." Ned: "WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!!"

    • @allshipper2158
      @allshipper2158 4 роки тому +15

      Me back at the cinema: *out loud*
      Well, that didn't last long.

    • @kenjamarticus
      @kenjamarticus 3 роки тому +5

      “And then they did.”

    • @alexandraluster284
      @alexandraluster284 3 роки тому +1

      Hey it worked.

    • @richardscaggs5936
      @richardscaggs5936 2 роки тому +2

      LoL 😂 good job Ned ‼️‼️🤣🤣🤣

    • @a13xs_
      @a13xs_ 2 роки тому +3

      Ned predicted the future 🕳👩‍🦯

  • @yywaters
    @yywaters 6 років тому +2326

    7:44 doctor strange casually watching avenger's 4 in the background

  • @Sazaluvspink
    @Sazaluvspink 5 років тому +1710

    "I am Groot'
    "I am Steve Rogers"
    Gets me every time. I really love Steve.

    • @TheMan-yt4cv
      @TheMan-yt4cv 5 років тому +6

      I fully and wholeheartedly agree ;-;

    • @lunoraa
      @lunoraa 4 роки тому +13

      Steve and Tony iconic duo ❤️

    • @JosephcHughey-id8zw
      @JosephcHughey-id8zw 4 роки тому

      I died laughing at the last one
      I AM GROOT
      I am Steve Rogers

    • @hollytree3379
      @hollytree3379 2 роки тому +6

      It's so sincere

  • @tac0nation278
    @tac0nation278 4 роки тому +212

    8:45
    Thor: notice you've copied my beard
    UA-cam: notice you're scuffing my bid

  • @KimAH-eg8cr
    @KimAH-eg8cr 6 років тому +1026

    Groot:"yeah I don't think that we can handle this much"
    Cap:"I'm Steve Rogers"

  • @aaliyah.111
    @aaliyah.111 5 років тому +6420

    Dr.Strange: what master do you serve?!
    Star lord: “what master do I serve?” whAT aM i sUppoSeD tO sAy *jEsuS?*

    • @aaliyah.111
      @aaliyah.111 5 років тому +8

      Madara Uchiha FRRRR

    • @kirantaimuri8292
      @kirantaimuri8292 5 років тому +348

      -__- You're from earth-
      I'm NoT FrOm EaRtH, I'M fRoM MisSOuRi-
      Yeh, that's ON EARTH, DIPSHIT!

    • @aloiv2654
      @aloiv2654 5 років тому +30

      i'm just gonna say this in random situations

    • @tanihehe
      @tanihehe 5 років тому +11

      I LOVED THAT SCENE😂😂😂😂

    • @Marilynn_1275
      @Marilynn_1275 5 років тому

      XD

  • @moonl0verr
    @moonl0verr 4 роки тому +11100

    Tony: “You know Thor?”
    Quill: “Yeah, Tall guy, not that good looking, needed saving”
    Peter: ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

  • @stacia2016
    @stacia2016 3 роки тому +245

    8:29 this is how I want to live. In one hand: a gun. In the other hand: a racoon with a gun.

  • @Hamasakifanboy
    @Hamasakifanboy 6 років тому +400

    "I've noticed you've copied my beard"

  • @spectreofwar9850
    @spectreofwar9850 6 років тому +383

    "That is not a dude. You're a dude. He's a man."
    My favourite scene in infinity war,. There were so many

  • @therhythmictale5574
    @therhythmictale5574 6 років тому +538

    Lmao “please don’t put your eggs In me!” 😂😂😂

  • @osevenogilbert9756
    @osevenogilbert9756 4 роки тому +88

    0:40 I just love how Peter's best friend is like ready for anything, and just gets in action 😂😂😂😂😂💯💯💯💯

  • @ahnikaeberl558
    @ahnikaeberl558 4 роки тому +3070

    4:50
    i love how this part was mostly improvised like when they were like
    peter: “i’m backup”
    tony: “no your a stowaway, the adults are talking”
    like i love how much of a father-son relationship they have to the point where even their improvs are like that

    • @patelproductions9075
      @patelproductions9075 3 роки тому +19

      i watched that word for word while reading this

    • @Xxmo1221xX
      @Xxmo1221xX 3 роки тому +7

      It's "your still away"

    • @rk3340
      @rk3340 3 роки тому +45

      @@Xxmo1221xX it’s not

    • @gabriellanieves4666
      @gabriellanieves4666 3 роки тому +9

      @@Xxmo1221xX your wrong he said stowaway

    • @idk27212
      @idk27212 2 роки тому +2

      @@Xxmo1221xX Nope.

  • @curtisleblanc5897
    @curtisleblanc5897 4 роки тому +1832

    5:43
    You can *see* Parker turn his head like: "Don't curse in front of the child!" XD

    • @TheNuclearDragon
      @TheNuclearDragon 3 роки тому +132

      SOMEONE GET STEVE!!

    • @khushigandhi4136
      @khushigandhi4136 3 роки тому +53

      @@TheNuclearDragon I got that reference!

    • @emeliasversion
      @emeliasversion 3 роки тому +32

      @@TheNuclearDragon YALL BETTER WATCH THE LANGUAGE OTHERWISE HES GONNA HAVE TO TALK TO YALL

    • @rainbow_slayz
      @rainbow_slayz 3 роки тому +28

      I get the joke, but he did say “HOLY SHIT” In Captain America Civil War, when Ant-Man was giant ant man

    • @Xxmo1221xX
      @Xxmo1221xX 3 роки тому +14

      @@khushigandhi4136 I understood that reference!!

  • @boredwizard566
    @boredwizard566 6 років тому +3939

    -I am Groot
    -I am Steve Rogers
    Batman glides down out of nowhere
    -*I am Batman*

    • @dwightsimmons99
      @dwightsimmons99 6 років тому +50

      Robin *FUCK Batman*

    • @starsandbucks7024
      @starsandbucks7024 6 років тому +53

      @@dwightsimmons99 that's the most aggressive response to batman I've seen

    • @alcymn
      @alcymn 6 років тому +14

      *Whoosh* i am the fastest man alive

    • @gogirl7653
      @gogirl7653 6 років тому +3

      😂😂😂

    • @amateurhour6484
      @amateurhour6484 6 років тому +54

      (drops down from the sky) I'M GAY

  • @katkenobi6765
    @katkenobi6765 4 роки тому +53

    Rocket and Bucky scene still cracks me up!! “Ohhhh I’ll get that arm”. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.

  • @ahnikaeberl558
    @ahnikaeberl558 4 роки тому +1418

    4:36
    “i’m peter by the way”
    “Dr. Strange”
    “ᵒʰ ʷᵉʳᵉ ᵘˢⁱⁿᵍ ᵒᵘʳ ᵐᵃᵈᵉ ᵘᵖ ⁿᵃᵐᵉˢ, I’m spider-man then”

  • @shrimp4278
    @shrimp4278 5 років тому +2602

    6:08
    "You know Thor?"
    "Yeah. Tall guy, not that good looking-"
    Peter's Expression is priceless
    "-needed saving.."
    Tom Holland is precious
    Peter fangirls over Thor
    lmAO

    • @aloiv2654
      @aloiv2654 5 років тому +119

      *iT iS I, ThOr, SoN oF oDiN*

    • @shrimp4278
      @shrimp4278 5 років тому +30

      @@aloiv2654 *chokes on water*

    • @conner3548
      @conner3548 5 років тому +29

      "Well yeah, at first he was mythology now we learn about him in History."

    • @my.firefly
      @my.firefly 5 років тому +6

      @@conner3548 in Physics

    • @conner3548
      @conner3548 5 років тому +7

      @@my.firefly I actually thought it was physics but it wouldn't make sense because what does Thor have to do with Physics since Humans know less than jack shit about Asgard technology.
      You right tho, it was Physics.

  • @davisaito3131
    @davisaito3131 5 років тому +385

    Tony: "If you shoot my guy I'll blast him, LET'S GO!"
    Drax: "Do it Quil! I can take it."
    Mantis: "No! He can't take it!"
    Strange: "She's right, you can't."
    I love that scene so much

    • @a13xs_
      @a13xs_ 2 роки тому

      then we have Peter just standing there with a gun to his head so innocently like “dad help Im a minor”🧍‍♂️

  • @dyllanrenee488
    @dyllanrenee488 3 роки тому +42

    the way vision looked up when shuri asked why they didn't just reprogram the synapses to work collectively LMFAO

  • @HannahZWan
    @HannahZWan 6 років тому +242

    tony stark had all the best lines from 'get lost squidward' to 'my only curse is you' and thats the tea. iconic.

  • @_mistle-doodles_1597
    @_mistle-doodles_1597 5 років тому +793

    "Hey we havent officially met."
    *Floating cape fly's away*
    ".. Cool"
    I DIED AT THAT PART 😂😂

    • @awesomejewel1016
      @awesomejewel1016 5 років тому +12

      poor Peter being an adorable cinnamon roll as usual

    • @cicero3895
      @cicero3895 5 років тому +1

      AwesomeJewel101 I claimed him as my son

    • @tanihehe
      @tanihehe 5 років тому +17

      Sorry to be *that* person but...
      *IT'S A C L O A K*

    • @poppyaje
      @poppyaje 5 років тому +7

      Blanket of death need no introduction :D

    • @cicero3895
      @cicero3895 5 років тому +3

      @@poppyaje
      B L A N K E T
      O F
      D E A T H
      holy shit I choked because of that

  • @megan24437
    @megan24437 4 роки тому +2124

    5:22 everyone asks “where is Gamora” “who is Gamora” and “why is Gamora” but no one ever asks how is gamora🥺

    • @jerichogalido1381
      @jerichogalido1381 4 роки тому +78

      What is gamora!?!

    • @glorious_friends
      @glorious_friends 4 роки тому +77

      *when is gamora*

    • @patrysresidence90
      @patrysresidence90 3 роки тому +25

      She dead bro. Sorry to be the one to tell ya. 😌

    • @megan24437
      @megan24437 3 роки тому +23

      @@patrysresidence90 not if I choose to ignore it

    • @patrysresidence90
      @patrysresidence90 3 роки тому +9

      @@megan24437 You can always imagine her coming back to life like Mitch did at the end of Thor: Ragnarok. 🔥

  • @thatguy3221
    @thatguy3221 2 роки тому +56

    "Kick names, take ass"
    "Yeah, that's right"
    Gets me every time

    • @richardscaggs5936
      @richardscaggs5936 2 роки тому +2

      " Take name and kick ass ," 😂 lol 😆😆😆

  • @kibble1105
    @kibble1105 6 років тому +8756

    I’m going to ask you this one time, where is Gamora?
    I’ll do you one better! Who’s Gamora?
    I’ll do you one better- Why is Gamora?!
    ...
    But no one ever asked,
    *How is Gamora?*

    • @Mykids-vo8pe
      @Mykids-vo8pe 6 років тому +437

      EchoFoxy2007 well she’s not doing too well😂

    • @mineking57
      @mineking57 6 років тому +308

      I'll do you one better! What is Gamora?!

    • @dwightsimmons99
      @dwightsimmons99 6 років тому +79

      I say she pretty still 😂😂

    • @riverstorm4409
      @riverstorm4409 6 років тому +200

      rwby_fan_number_183 I'll do you one better - when is gamora?

    • @jaykikak7229
      @jaykikak7229 6 років тому +51

      When is gamora?

  • @totallynotjarako1823
    @totallynotjarako1823 4 роки тому +2208

    2:41 “Wong your invited to my wedding” and your funeral I guess

  • @superapplepie7192
    @superapplepie7192 5 років тому +360

    I love Dr. Strange's cloak. Every time it does something I laugh.

  • @beluga2034
    @beluga2034 3 роки тому +75

    8:39 Imagine if Dr. Srange didn't open the portal😂

  • @myscabula
    @myscabula 6 років тому +525

    I've seen this movie too many times.
    *One more won't hurt*

  • @ahumanistpotato
    @ahumanistpotato 5 років тому +743

    0:47 Ned: "We're all gonna die!"
    Me: "You just had to spoil everything hadn't you?"

    • @juliarivera6071
      @juliarivera6071 3 роки тому +23

      I think Jacob has been hanging out with Tom too much 😂

    • @mr.z9309
      @mr.z9309 3 роки тому +5

      damn... i literally had mind fxck realizing that he really foreshadowed the ending of the movie. (eventho we knew it was gonna happend since youknow, mark ruffalo)

    • @justxnotlea5672
      @justxnotlea5672 Рік тому

      This is so funny🤣🤣🤣💀

  • @molliepercyrosco
    @molliepercyrosco 6 років тому +184

    “Kid where’d you come from?”
    “Field trip - tO MOMA”

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
    @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 Рік тому +68

    0:45 My favorite part about this scene is that Ned didn't even see the spaceship, peter's blocking his view; Ned just IMMEDIATELY jumped into that distraction whether there was a spaceship or not.

  • @jazmin7640
    @jazmin7640 4 роки тому +410

    "Tall guy not that good lookin'?"
    Peter: ExcUSe mE-

    • @guillaumem9953
      @guillaumem9953 3 роки тому +5

      Da is not correct because according to the encyclopaedic of-

    • @jimmyjeff1777
      @jimmyjeff1777 3 роки тому +1

      @@guillaumem9953 fftsfscvycfctcdctvxtvgxt

  • @bdletoast09
    @bdletoast09 5 років тому +390

    7:20 That side look from Vision :'D
    "YEAH BRUCE? WHY DIDN'T YOU?"

    • @LadyTakahashi
      @LadyTakahashi 5 років тому +11

      Prof. Toast that’s the look my dog gives me every time she sees me

    • @jeova0sanctus0unus
      @jeova0sanctus0unus 4 роки тому +3

      Also, Synapses only work when they operate collectively, that is what Synapse means, this is really bad technobabel.

  • @rayrayy1202
    @rayrayy1202 5 років тому +741

    Peter: yeah, what exactly is it that they do?
    Mantis: kick names, take ass
    Drax: yeah, that's right

    • @ronswanson7371
      @ronswanson7371 5 років тому +3

      rayrayy 🤦🏼‍♀️

    • @randompoet9997
      @randompoet9997 4 роки тому +25

      And that was the moment Peter realized they were all idiots.

    • @granville7
      @granville7 4 роки тому +1

      @@randompoet9997 no, that their knowledge of Earth recent vernacular is more hearsay and from a not very reliable source^^

    • @abdullasajid3
      @abdullasajid3 4 роки тому +1

      I think the right word is take names kick ass

    • @granville7
      @granville7 4 роки тому +1

      @@abdullasajid3 ofc it is. only an 'alien' (as in non-human) can mix it up and make it sound funny^^

  • @user-N20
    @user-N20 4 роки тому +54

    Present-me talking to past-me back before I got treated for depression: "I'm half depressed, so the 50% of me that's sad? That's 100% you."

  • @rayleeblanch3760
    @rayleeblanch3760 5 років тому +393

    3:40
    I love how the cloak moves just like Tony Stark 🤣

    • @psjrfan4767
      @psjrfan4767 4 роки тому +5

      Raylee Blanch I noticed that too and cracked up laughing!

    • @tristankahl6843
      @tristankahl6843 4 роки тому +3

      If Tony were able to do magic, I bet the cloak would’ve paired with him like Strange

  • @stealth5758
    @stealth5758 6 років тому +306

    I just realized Tony says, "You throw another moon at me and I'm gonna lose it." Haha didn't catch that before.

    • @Faceless_Man
      @Faceless_Man 6 років тому

      what he meant?i did t get it:/

    • @kendalmoraes2551
      @kendalmoraes2551 6 років тому +1

      Stealth57 how that’s my favorite line out of everything he’s ever said, it’s so memorable for me.

    • @adriansabaybay4307
      @adriansabaybay4307 5 років тому

      I didn't get it too :|

    • @tangyjenna
      @tangyjenna 5 років тому

      at what time?

    • @randomz1472
      @randomz1472 5 років тому +4

      @@Faceless_Man he said that because Thanos pulled the planet's moon towards them and Tony jumped under it to prevent impact and was angry

  • @Dunkingsonn
    @Dunkingsonn 6 років тому +339

    "Yeah, but the kid's seen more movies"
    Immediately wilhelm scteam

  • @xxowlxx1376
    @xxowlxx1376 3 роки тому +37

    I loved it when Peter said “I need a distraction” and Ned instantly said “WERE ALL GONNA DIEEE”

  • @Livurochy
    @Livurochy 5 років тому +346

    “Mr. Stark it smells like a brand new car in here!”
    “Magic with a kick”

  • @rattuna4773
    @rattuna4773 6 років тому +577

    Peter: Like in Footloose, the movie?
    Quill: Exactly like Footloose! Is it still the greatest movie in history?
    Peter: It never was

  • @josegarcia-qf6hv
    @josegarcia-qf6hv 6 років тому +326

    6:08 Peters face when star lord says Thor is not that good looking

    • @bluebell8557
      @bluebell8557 5 років тому

      oh my god never noticed

    • @emberlynnmccarty3147
      @emberlynnmccarty3147 5 років тому +2

      Peter in his head: “I’m sry Wut? Have you _seen_ him? He’s a gawd, thank u. With that long flowing hair!?”

  • @baldmahoraga
    @baldmahoraga 3 роки тому +36

    "Dude, you are embarrassing me in front of a wizard" - Tony Stark

  • @tjrclips1
    @tjrclips1 5 років тому +670

    Nobody:
    Peter parker: DONT U PUT UR EGGS IN ME

    • @kr4qqen127
      @kr4qqen127 4 роки тому +3

      im suprised he didnt say something along the lines of "wait thats what girls say"

    • @pixlyJolt
      @pixlyJolt 4 роки тому +2

      @@kr4qqen127 guys don’t give out eggs smh

    • @kr4qqen127
      @kr4qqen127 4 роки тому

      @@pixlyJolt u still get the joke tho so whatever lOl

    • @pixlyJolt
      @pixlyJolt 4 роки тому

      @@kr4qqen127 kk

    • @siddharth2796
      @siddharth2796 4 роки тому

      @@pixlyJolt tf what

  • @taiyaovalle7157
    @taiyaovalle7157 5 років тому +972

    6:58
    Doctor Strange: What master do you serve?
    Quill: What master do I serve, what am I supposed to say Jesus?
    😂😂

  • @kiolakoala9982
    @kiolakoala9982 4 роки тому +412

    "Your powers are inconsequential compared to mine"
    Tony: "yeahhhhh but the kid's seen more movies"
    Lmaooo

  • @cadialawandcelyn8808
    @cadialawandcelyn8808 3 роки тому +51

    9:04 “ i am steve rogers“ best line ever

  • @erinmcrae188
    @erinmcrae188 6 років тому +802

    8:51
    Rocket:How much for the gun?
    Bucky:Not for sale.
    Rocket:Okay, how much for the arm?
    Bucky: ...
    Rocket:Oh I'll get that arm...
    *Thanos snaps his finger*
    Rocket:There goes my arm :(

    • @PixlPlayer
      @PixlPlayer 6 років тому +11

      Erin McRae at least he got the gun

    • @noahcheckman8542
      @noahcheckman8542 6 років тому +5

      Why'd his arm get erased?

    • @bigcratey1344
      @bigcratey1344 6 років тому

      @@noahcheckman8542 Bucky gets dusted, remember?

    • @ritamchatterjee1022
      @ritamchatterjee1022 6 років тому

      @@noahcheckman8542 it's a pothole buddy😂😂

    • @noahcheckman8542
      @noahcheckman8542 6 років тому +1

      @@ritamchatterjee1022 you mean plothole

  • @socklynx3719
    @socklynx3719 5 років тому +566

    Starlord : at least I came out with both my eyes
    Thor (after infinity war) At least I came out. 🤣

    • @Rhino-Prime
      @Rhino-Prime 5 років тому +41

      @Duckie Alexander he lost so much he turned to dust

  • @amnayaseen3669
    @amnayaseen3669 6 років тому +205

    "Who you're kidding, Quill? You're one sandwich away from fat."
    Why is everyone talking about me?