@@bored88888888 they just today announced how to unlock him you have to hold 3 specific settlements for 10 turns after which you get a quest and unlock him allowing you to start new campaigns with him
Shout out to Wojtek. For those who don't know, he was a bear mascot for a Polish (I think) unit during one of the World Wars. To get around some regulations about transporting mascot animals on British ships, they officially enlisted him as a soldier in the army. He reportedly helped to transport heavy boxes of munitions, and has statues of him to this day.
I was literally heading to the comment section to congratulate Poles for successfully shoving f**king Wojtek to everyone throats. Besides memes, computer games, tabletop games now literally every discussion of aethetical motives of Kislev should start with obligatory briefing about wonderous fate and deeds of Wojtek. Good job Polang. Good job.
Imagine being the voice actor. Some old guy who has to say a bunch of sexual innuendos for some wierd fantasy game. He must feel like Alec Guiness did as Obi-wan, only dirtier.
@@Grivehn I still find it hilarious how much Guinness hated Star Wars, considering the immense popularity they would achieve among both audiences and critics (even during his lifetime). With similarly trained (and knighted) actors such as Ian McKellen and Patrick Steward in more recent times, their role in similar movies such as X-men at least carried some interest and excitement for them
-On the Great wall of Cathay- Miao Ying: For weeks, I have not seen a single demon emerging. What is happening? Zhao Ming: The abominations of the 4 dark gods are cunning. They are getting ready for an even fiercer attack! Stay vigilent! -Meanwhile on the planes of chaos- N`kari: I think they are gone, for now. We can finally rest an regr- *Sound of hard-bass in the distance* N`kari:...Slaanesh...give us strength.
When you inevitably do the Kostaltyn + orthodoxy priest build, you know you'll need to get him "terror" and "fear" attributes to match up with the lyrics of the Rasputin remix you inevitably use
I'm still not sure if you're supposed to stack him full of Patriarchs or spread them out to other armies. I'm guessing you're supposed to stack him up with Patriarchs since he gives buffs to embedded ones.
@@davidljongte403 An ancient nes game called "Bad Dudes." "The president has been kidnapped by ninjas. Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president?"
For those who don’t know ‘Wojtek’ is the name given to a Brown Bear that was enlisted with the New Polish Army in WW2. He was a Private and had his own paybook and serial number, was fond of drinking beer and smoking cigarettes, loved to wrestle the men and could salute on command. The bear was also smart enough that he learned to carry artillery shells to artillery guns, making him the mascot of the company who cared for him.
The 4 great bears of Kislev: -Motherland Bear -BlunderAxe Bear -HardBass Bear -Vodka Bear Jokes aside, I really like the idea of an all elemental bears army.
I love that they are hussars, and also bears. The idea is so fucking dope! Those will be the first units i will try as Polish dude. Also props for naming regiment Wojtek.
Will wait now for the 19 Elemental Bears doomstack. As I remember these would be also valid with Boris since he has a skill that gives all of them in his army Regeneration.
Imagine being a well trained soldier going to take a city in the name of your empire and then 305 shitters riding polar bears come in and defeat the entirety of the army your in as if you were paper mache.
@@Arbaaltheundefeated and what is Kislev based on? Poland-Lithuanian Commonwealth and Russian Empire, maybe even Kievan Rus. Get off your high horse. All the races are ripoffs of existing countries in modern world(or in history).
@@igorribicic8809 I never said it wasn't based on them. I said it wasn't them. It isn't "a Polish faction" for example, or "a Russian faction", it is fantasy. Which means the fact the song is Bosnian should matter to nobody. Now that so many people say we "have" Russia and China and whatever in the game it keeps getting politically charged and it's annoying the crap out of me.
@@Arbaaltheundefeated why are you so upset? where are these political impications youre talking about? its literally just westerners saying haha "gopnik cyka blyat soviet russia funneee" for the millionth time
@@sss1029 Really! Let's just take it jokingly and with a smile on our face, and not turn the fun into some kind of politics that generally came from nowhere. Cause Polish/Russian Bear Riders are real fun
Okoi... I am speechless, I am actually hearing "Bosanska Artiljerija" in a Warhammer video! GigaChad move. I am now imagining an alternative timeline where Bosnians utilized bear artilery or rode bears against the Serbs during the war and it's brilliant!
@@vladimirthegreen6097 That kind of attitude is detrimental we fucked up in srebrenitsa. Well not we as an official yugoslav army it was if i remember correctly some minor officer decided to go full on terrorist and yeah... Shit happened we should follow Germany's example and accept our failures and learn from them and then heal from them and move on. Don't do the classic japanese spiel of the rape of nanjing never happened. Or the maoist shit about tianmanese square massacre. We should strive to be better than our idiotic ancestors(very small minority, but idiots nonetheless).
@@vladimirthegreen6097 Srebrenica? Never heard of it. Kidding aside, I am so happy Balkan music and culture are reaching "The West". We ve got so many insane shit here, especially Serbs
@@igorribicic8809 it's fine, twas a joke so no big deal there but I agree with you. Although Germany is a bit too scared of its history these days because everyone associates them with those 12 years but yeah, I concurr!
Boris: leader of kislev and the mightiest of its warriors Demon prince: chosen of slannesh to bring ruin in his name These brave beasts of war meet on the battlefield Boris: hello DP: dont swear Boris: ill kill ya
This is fucking fantastic absolutely amazing video and incredibly high quality ty for making me laugh and this is the first WH3 video that genuinely got me more pumped for the game
No Iorek Byrnison reference? (The Panserbjorn king in the Golden Compass) He would have fit perfectly. Also I like the Artilerija reference to Wojtek carrying artillery rounds for a Polish WW2 unit, even if the song is actually Bosnian, it's close enough to count since it's singing about artillery.
I was really hoping for a "bear, please leave my kayak alone" meme reference. That or a Bill Swerski's Superfans reference from the old SNL skits. Oh well, good vid.
How is no one else talking about the fact that this is the first gameplay footage we've gotten of borris? And it's from okoii?? Fucking legend
Okoii also gave us our first footage of Ogre Mercenaries, so I'm not surprised in the least.
I didn’t know that we could play Borris....
Yeah, I didn't even know there was a third Kislev lord
Okoii is a Chad.
@@bored88888888 they just today announced how to unlock him you have to hold 3 specific settlements for 10 turns after which you get a quest and unlock him allowing you to start new campaigns with him
Shout out to Wojtek. For those who don't know, he was a bear mascot for a Polish (I think) unit during one of the World Wars. To get around some regulations about transporting mascot animals on British ships, they officially enlisted him as a soldier in the army. He reportedly helped to transport heavy boxes of munitions, and has statues of him to this day.
That's dope, I had only heard of him from a board game!
You forgot to say the wodjek e joyed eating cigarettes (and I'm sure that they've fed him vodka too)
I was literally heading to the comment section to congratulate Poles for successfully shoving f**king Wojtek to everyone throats. Besides memes, computer games, tabletop games now literally every discussion of aethetical motives of Kislev should start with obligatory briefing about wonderous fate and deeds of Wojtek. Good job Polang. Good job.
Fun fact. He's rank in the military was Corporal.
@@kecaw I'm outranked by a bear and I'm feeling good about it.
The Palace of Slaanesh.
We need only penetrate.
I wholeheartedly support this message.
So does Slaanesh probably!
All up until the ultimate super stds start spreading through your men
Imagine being the voice actor. Some old guy who has to say a bunch of sexual innuendos for some wierd fantasy game. He must feel like Alec Guiness did as Obi-wan, only dirtier.
@@Grivehn I still find it hilarious how much Guinness hated Star Wars, considering the immense popularity they would achieve among both audiences and critics (even during his lifetime). With similarly trained (and knighted) actors such as Ian McKellen and Patrick Steward in more recent times, their role in similar movies such as X-men at least carried some interest and excitement for them
ಠ_ಠ
"Борис, не нанимай на это дело идиотов!"
Борис нанял кого надо!
Опаааа.... пистец!
Резкий, как удар серпом по яйцам, живой советский герб
The first doomstack to be recommended simultaneously by both Okoii and Legend with bearly any difference.
boooooo!
Hur hur
*I see what you did there*
*creams
-On the Great wall of Cathay-
Miao Ying: For weeks, I have not seen a single demon emerging. What is happening?
Zhao Ming: The abominations of the 4 dark gods are cunning. They are getting ready for an even fiercer attack! Stay vigilent!
-Meanwhile on the planes of chaos-
N`kari: I think they are gone, for now. We can finally rest an regr-
*Sound of hard-bass in the distance*
N`kari:...Slaanesh...give us strength.
Very glad Boris is unlockable and has his own faction. Kislev doesn't need an ice witch and a zealot bickering, it needs BEARS!
You would think that would come naturally when you are worshipping a literal bear-god, wouldnt it?
@@luckyflynt1646 Politics has no place in Kislev. Only bears. BEARS!
When you put the bears in trees or give them stalk (if that's even possible)
Enemy: "WE HAVE LOST VISUAL ON BEAR!"
When you inevitably do the Kostaltyn + orthodoxy priest build, you know you'll need to get him "terror" and "fear" attributes to match up with the lyrics of the Rasputin remix you inevitably use
This song is litteraly called "Bosnian artillery"
I'm still not sure if you're supposed to stack him full of Patriarchs or spread them out to other armies. I'm guessing you're supposed to stack him up with Patriarchs since he gives buffs to embedded ones.
Ko-ko-kostaltyn, hater of the Kislev queen.
CA: Game will launch with 9 Legendary lords.
Also CA: Another one.
Boris and Be’Lakor are unlockable
@@akumaking1 Be’lakor is a quest reward and not a playable faction
1:50
I give you a bear hug for naming a regiment after Wojtek
Wojtek should be a name for Little Grom doomstack
Ursun has been kidnapped by Be'lakor. Are you a bad enough dude to rescue Ursun?
That is an old-ass videogame reference. Props.
I am a bear enough to rescue Ursun
@@berserkerpride boomer ass reference
@@berserkerpride so what is it referencing?
@@davidljongte403 An ancient nes game called "Bad Dudes." "The president has been kidnapped by ninjas. Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president?"
For those who don’t know ‘Wojtek’ is the name given to a Brown Bear that was enlisted with the New Polish Army in WW2. He was a Private and had his own paybook and serial number, was fond of drinking beer and smoking cigarettes, loved to wrestle the men and could salute on command.
The bear was also smart enough that he learned to carry artillery shells to artillery guns, making him the mascot of the company who cared for him.
makes me wish we lived in a world with very intelligent bears who could speak. i just imagine a bunch of bears playing poker using fish as poker chips
You forgot he carried the shells on his own volition, because you can't really order a fucking bear around.
Bit silly in hindsight, but I was expecting the elemental bears.
All in good time sir
Soon
The 4 great bears of Kislev:
-Motherland Bear
-BlunderAxe Bear
-HardBass Bear
-Vodka Bear
Jokes aside, I really like the idea of an all elemental bears army.
When i saw we actually got Boris i just went "NO WAY!" couldn't believe what i was seeing, so glad CA decided to give him to us!
Boris isn't Toadbringer this time!
Imagine Terracotta Sentinels could select the Elemental Bear as a mount option.
Jesus Christ
The wait is unBEARable.
Your pun is POLARizing.
Be'lakor is Ranger Smith.
What a *grizzly* fate
S T O P
I was excited for Kislev, then Tsar Boris gave me literally everything I ever wanted from this faction.
Only thing is now I have to wonder what DLC can they even make for Kislev now besides Ungols?
@@MarkD5678 they can make their own stuff I think. They did that for one of the Vampire Coast lords
Charmin Ultra Strong was such a missed opportunity for a regiment
I love that they are hussars, and also bears. The idea is so fucking dope! Those will be the first units i will try as Polish dude. Also props for naming regiment Wojtek.
Wait so you won't uses the regular winged hussars?
@@tavernburner3066 i will use both for extra cool damage
Okoii literally using floofy murderous bears to teabag Daemon Prince
*Now that's Care Bearing*
Slaanesh's minions found that the relentless assault of Kislev was impossible to bear.
Вы порадовали славян! Большая вам благодарность и медведь-жена!
In german, the phrase "Bärig", "beary", means "great/fantastic".
And i would say this doom stack is definitely bärig.
"Bere" (beary) in dutch also means great/fantastic.
1:51 Tbh it would be more "lore acurate" if Wojtek one was a bear with cannon on sleigh but still you earned my like for that name.
I like how it looks like Boris's bear nutpunches the Keeper of Secrets at 3:20
All I could think of is that FlippinDingDong Cod 4 animation where McTavish turns around and just says, "Bears!".
Kislev bears: *growling with murderes intent*
Vulkan and the Salamanders: *Jamaican accent* “I would like to pet this creature.”
My interest in Kislev went from 5 out of 10 to 20 out of ten as soon as I learned of Boris being playable
Will wait now for the 19 Elemental Bears doomstack. As I remember these would be also valid with Boris since he has a skill that gives all of them in his army Regeneration.
Очень долго ждал на этом канале клюкву по 3-й части и Кислеву
Этот день настал!
Imagine being a well trained soldier going to take a city in the name of your empire and then 305 shitters riding polar bears come in and defeat the entirety of the army your in as if you were paper mache.
I never thought I'd hear a bosian song revolving around a polish/Russian faction, and somehow it's fitting.
It's not Polish or Russian, it is Kislev.
@@Arbaaltheundefeated and what is Kislev based on? Poland-Lithuanian Commonwealth and Russian Empire, maybe even Kievan Rus. Get off your high horse. All the races are ripoffs of existing countries in modern world(or in history).
@@igorribicic8809 I never said it wasn't based on them. I said it wasn't them. It isn't "a Polish faction" for example, or "a Russian faction", it is fantasy. Which means the fact the song is Bosnian should matter to nobody. Now that so many people say we "have" Russia and China and whatever in the game it keeps getting politically charged and it's annoying the crap out of me.
@@Arbaaltheundefeated why are you so upset? where are these political impications youre talking about? its literally just westerners saying haha "gopnik cyka blyat soviet russia funneee" for the millionth time
@@sss1029 Really! Let's just take it jokingly and with a smile on our face, and not turn the fun into some kind of politics that generally came from nowhere. Cause Polish/Russian Bear Riders are real fun
Big heart for Wojtek ❤️ greetings from Poland my bear friend!
Okoi... I am speechless, I am actually hearing "Bosanska Artiljerija" in a Warhammer video! GigaChad move. I am now imagining an alternative timeline where Bosnians utilized bear artilery or rode bears against the Serbs during the war and it's brilliant!
Nothing happend in Srebrenitsa, remember)
@@vladimirthegreen6097 That kind of attitude is detrimental we fucked up in srebrenitsa. Well not we as an official yugoslav army it was if i remember correctly some minor officer decided to go full on terrorist and yeah... Shit happened we should follow Germany's example and accept our failures and learn from them and then heal from them and move on. Don't do the classic japanese spiel of the rape of nanjing never happened. Or the maoist shit about tianmanese square massacre. We should strive to be better than our idiotic ancestors(very small minority, but idiots nonetheless).
@@vladimirthegreen6097 Srebrenica? Never heard of it. Kidding aside, I am so happy Balkan music and culture are reaching "The West". We ve got so many insane shit here, especially Serbs
@@igorribicic8809 it's fine, twas a joke so no big deal there but I agree with you. Although Germany is a bit too scared of its history these days because everyone associates them with those 12 years but yeah, I concurr!
@@igorribicic8809 That the good attitude.
I wish my own country do the same with their colonial past and other nasty stuff on WW2.
Me seeing the title: How many bear puns he will get in one video
Okoii: Yes
Boris: leader of kislev and the mightiest of its warriors
Demon prince: chosen of slannesh to bring ruin in his name
These brave beasts of war meet on the battlefield
Boris: hello
DP: dont swear
Boris: ill kill ya
Those Khorne demons were collectivly shitting themselves when they heard bosnian war music blasting from the mountains.
Хороший видос, моё славянское уважение👍
Artiljerija should have been saved for a vid with 19 little groms
The great misha is back.
My Man, you chose a wicked war song about Bosnia in the 1990., fits perfectly!
Everyone gangster till the bear dances
Still my favorite doomstack in the game. Just fucking fun and easy to use with zero weaknesses other than a presumed alcoholism.
Boris is literally just Brian Blessed on a polar bear.
Damn 3 months later and this still puts a smile on my face
Not that experienced with slav shitposts musical accompaniment, but he's learning :)
The setup and payoff for the final part of the “bear go fast” joke was so good
I cannot *bear* to wait any longer!
I heard the music starting and knew this would be good.
Boris charging the Greater demon of Slaanesh was probably the most heroic thing I’ve seen
19 elemental bears with all the buffs would be hilarious as well
This is fucking fantastic absolutely amazing video and incredibly high quality ty for making me laugh and this is the first WH3 video that genuinely got me more pumped for the game
Footage -boar melee
Song - Lmao, I'm Drunk Artilleryman
"Paddington's had enough" broooo xD
Least expected place to hear music from the home country xD
Naming one of the bears Wojtek has earned you a sub
Using Artiljerija in a video...
*a man of CULTURE!*
An Oneyplays soundbite!?? Hell yea!
The names ont this ones were legendary.
I have a feeling this song will return when the Chaos Dwarfs come out.
One think Iron harvest and Warhammer 3 players like:
is BEARS
Imagine sky junks blast a hole out for these bears to charge through… it shall be glorious!
Boris has arrived.
+1 respect for Wojtek reference.
I need this song in my life
No Iorek Byrnison reference? (The Panserbjorn king in the Golden Compass) He would have fit perfectly. Also I like the Artilerija reference to Wojtek carrying artillery rounds for a Polish WW2 unit, even if the song is actually Bosnian, it's close enough to count since it's singing about artillery.
BORIS LIVES!
Stomp stomp stomp
How the fuck did I not know this was another lord for Kislev until Okoii made a meme video about it? Amazing way to find out.
Yugoslav war music hits hard with war bears
3:05 That Keeper of Secrets had an anime af attack there
An absolute win with the video again - Okoii giving us some hot, track suit wearing action from Borris hisself.
Well played again, Okoii!
I really expected the polish cow meme but with a bear instead dangit gotta get Tarriff on it.
I also love how cheap this army is when you cut its cost in HALF!
This gotta be the best Boris i've ever seen. Boris The Bearsfather
Literally the golden compass
Maybe it's because of my love for bears, but those were the best Okoii names I've seen
Jarring when you understand just enough Russian that random words keep popping out at you
That song was so good. Top notch editing, as usual!
What do you get for combining the most slav thing ever with he most badass thing ever witnessed. You get the 🐻
No one talking about we have a bear named wojtek as a French I feel honored by that reference thank you😇
Brother of Bears is the most hilarious!
Okoii went there and put a Bosnian war song in his video the mad lad
That Prozd meme reference was great
Восхитительно! Более клюквенного лорда для Кислева и представить нельзя! МЕДВЕДИ!!!
This is the video we all didnt know we wanted.... ever since the gobos...
Nice documentary about Boris Ursus life in Kislev and his crew
I can BEARly contain my joy at seeing this doomstack
WHEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED!
Now we need a mod to change the polar bears to Grizzly bears!
I was really hoping for a "bear, please leave my kayak alone" meme reference. That or a Bill Swerski's Superfans reference from the old SNL skits. Oh well, good vid.
"Ride for Ruin and World's Ending!"
You should have used this song for a little grom artillery doomstack
Oh my! Sir but that is outrageous! Nothing is outrageous so long I ride above a bear of Kislev!
I saw this and I was BEARly able to like the video fast enough
Extremely based OneyPlays reference. Very cool Okoii!
The bosnian war song was unexpected and yet a very good fit !
Kislev must have a very prolific yet operationally (perhaps physically too) underground husbandry industry to sustain that amount of War Bear
Paddington's had enough is my favourite
I find it funny that a song from Ex-Yugoslavia is playing in the background (called "Bosnian Artillery").
The ProZD crossover I didn't know I needed.