i feel like if sarah had children she would role up to the school with shades on , blasting drake , with her berkinstocks and when her children get out she like throws them there juice boxes with notes on them like "dont do dum shit xoxo S mama "
I did that once in the second grade. I was walking home from school and my mom wasn't home yet from work so she gave me the house key. So here I come walking down the street, I get home and look in my backpack for my key. It wasn't there. Me being a dumb bitch I start crying and then panicking like "shit fuck shit fuck" So I couldn't go to the neighbors since I technically wasn't supposed to be home alone because I wasn't legal yet. So I start walking down the street back to my school. As soon as I get to my school I look through my bag again and I find the key. So now I was like oh k i'll just walk home. But then my mom's van zooms by and I'm like fUCK I NEED TO BE HOME BEFORE HER. Keep in mind I walked about 15 minutes from my house to the school. I start sprinting and trying to stay hidden from my moms van. She stops at McDonald's to get me some food and I take that moment and beat her to the house. I sprint upstairs make me some Mac and Cheese and pretend i'm doing my homework. I shit you not, two seconds after I take out my homework my mom walks in. And to this day she doesn't know. MORAL OF THE STORY. Don't be a dumb bitch like Sarah.
THIS HAPPENS TO ME ALL THE TIME! Once we had a group presentation to do and I decided to be a saint and save everyone's work on my USB and then when it came to editing the presentation I couldn't find my USB?? I took so long to find it then told everyone to just start all over again and I could tell they were all pissed....on the day of the presentation I found the USB in the front pocket of my bag😃🔫
I've literally been watching your storytime videos for the past like 3 days straight and you remind me so much of Raven Baxter. XD You're actually the funniest person, I just want to be friends with you irl. xD
I'm watching this in the middle of the night while my entire family is sleeping, and when you said where they were, I literally had to completely suffocate myself with my pillow to keep from bursting out in laughter
i love that u have such a great relationship with ur dad thats awesome. i have a dad but he doesnt have nothing to do with me. So im so happy to see stuff like this esp that u cared so much to the point of crying bc u didnt want to stress him thats so sweet. Love Love LOVE ur videos
I lost my sisters key to her apartment, and we were stuck outside. Keep in mind that she lives in Texas and it was 100 degrees out . Turns out the key was in my front pocket
Hey SARAH! Just wanted to let you know that you make me happy and make me crack up like crazy! Your story time vids give me therapy😂 Today I got surgery and I'm in pain right now and I'm not happy that I won't be able to play basketball for 3-4 months. So thank you for always making me be happy and helping me enjoy the moments in life. Things happen for a reason. Keep doing what you're doing Sarah , love you girl!
can you please do more of your hilarious story times , whenever i'm having a bad day i watch them and all of a sudden i feel 10 x better , keep cracking me up , your good at it.
Daaamn Sarah the same thing happened with me last year when I lost my phone and money while swimming at a resort in El Salvador. After hours of searching we had to check out and went to my grandma's house and WHATTA YA KNOW THEY'RE IN MY MOM'S PURSE 😒😒😡
Her dad used to play in the nfl, and I once saw a random picture of him on an orange crush can, I dunno but that snazzy stuff makes me think he can afford more than one car
I was literally drinking water and spit it all over my phone!!! you owe me !!! lol honestly love your story times. except they give me anxiety to like the extreme. looove u!!!
Real friends would never make you stress more about a stressful situation. And real friends would help you find your keys even if they have work early in the morning.
Sarah, thank you so much for making me realize I'm not the only one who loses stuff. I too lose stuff and then find it later, so much so the guy at the bank makes fun of me for how many times I've gotten a card replacement 🙃
me: puts phone on the bed *leaves for 5min * me: comes back where tf is my phone me : rips my whole room apart just to find my phone *2hrs later* me: checks my bed one last time *looks under pillow* my phone was under my pillow 😑
most of her sweaters are literally from goodwill and she cuts them to make them like a crop top and cute but idk for sure if that's where this ones from
This happens to me SOOO OFTEN where I think I have lost something and I search for forever but they were in the first place I checked the whole time. It is literally the most relieving and disappointing feeling
I love those black and white deep voice clips 😂😂
👽👽
sAme they're the best thing
Yup, it's confirmed we watch the same youtubers.
literally my favourite
+Rapunzel kindasarah
you're actually the best storyteller ever
Lisa Bonner along with Dan Howell
I was waiting for this comment to pop LMAO
i feel like if sarah had children she would role up to the school with shades on , blasting drake , with her berkinstocks and when her children get out she like throws them there juice boxes with notes on them like "dont do dum shit xoxo S mama "
Amy J Oflaherty LMAOO TRUE
Amy J Oflaherty ' s mama ' hahaha
I did that once in the second grade. I was walking home from school and my mom wasn't home yet from work so she gave me the house key. So here I come walking down the street, I get home and look in my backpack for my key. It wasn't there. Me being a dumb bitch I start crying and then panicking like "shit fuck shit fuck" So I couldn't go to the neighbors since I technically wasn't supposed to be home alone because I wasn't legal yet. So I start walking down the street back to my school. As soon as I get to my school I look through my bag again and I find the key. So now I was like oh k i'll just walk home. But then my mom's van zooms by and I'm like fUCK I NEED TO BE HOME BEFORE HER. Keep in mind I walked about 15 minutes from my house to the school. I start sprinting and trying to stay hidden from my moms van. She stops at McDonald's to get me some food and I take that moment and beat her to the house. I sprint upstairs make me some Mac and Cheese and pretend i'm doing my homework. I shit you not, two seconds after I take out my homework my mom walks in. And to this day she doesn't know.
MORAL OF THE STORY. Don't be a dumb bitch like Sarah.
Julia M LMAOOOO THIS MADE ME SCREAM!!😂😂
Julia M your pfp though😍😍
Julia M okay..
But did you get the McDonald's
Lmao but it was a low-key dumb story 💀😂
Lol the convo with her and her "dad" cracked me upppp
DUUUUDE i find myself starting to talk like you oh man
literally same
mE TOO
SAME
Oh my god same!!!!
SAMEEEE
Her mom and dad are like the same person 😂😂😂😂
*looses car keys / retainer but eventually finds it
Mom / Dad: Good, let's go.
LITERALLYJTJRKDJDJ
This story literally reminded me of the retainer story
This comment was funny but omg I cringed at "looses." I can't stand when people spell lose wrong😷
omg the retainer story
+Seth Blackburn you still kinda spelled it wrong... it would be 'loses'
your storytimes are always so funny
i approve of your username :P
ALWAYS
100%I love sarah
She was like "grab a snack" and I was just like bish I already got 12
I almost had to stop watching this because it gave me so much second hand stress 😅
HAHAHAH
Haha she was like go get a snack and I was like bitch I already got one 😂
samE
"Or banana crisps for you healthy bitches... Idk" 😂😂 dead
I went to go get my veggie states low key.
deadass😂
Meee
you should be more famous than lele pons
Everyone should
Kristine Gutierrez lele is absolute garbage
True
i think everyone should be more famous than lele pons
I THOUGHT THE TITLE SAID FRIED
Lexi Higgs ME TOOOO
Lexi Higgs holy shit me too
ME TOO
Who else noticed that one eyelash was up and one was down
i was just looking at them!!
mee
xx2CUTIE4Uxx yeah my boobs are kinda like that so it's cool
Jeanelle Louis 🤣😂😂😂😂same
Danielle Garcia that always happens with Sarah I think it's bc of the way her eyelids fold
This makes me feel happy. Like you seem more human when you tell these stories and Im glad that we can all be human together without judgement.
THIS TITLE MADE ME LAUGH, DUDE I LOVE SARAH'S VIBES LOL SO SMOOTH AND AWESOMEE (YESSSSS)
She has those carrot cake vibezzzzz
Haha ikr
I haven't watched the video yet but I assume this is about when she started her Father's Day card "happy birthday dad!"
I was wrong
lmaooooo
i'm cackling
That's what I thought too hahahah
Omg same
earliest ive ever been lmao i love you sarah
lmao sAme I was the second view
+Claire Cash *Sarah voice* OKAY DO YOU WANT A COOKIE...BITCHH?
+shane x I do
+shane x 😂
THIS HAPPENS TO ME ALL THE TIME! Once we had a group presentation to do and I decided to be a saint and save everyone's work on my USB and then when it came to editing the presentation I couldn't find my USB?? I took so long to find it then told everyone to just start all over again and I could tell they were all pissed....on the day of the presentation I found the USB in the front pocket of my bag😃🔫
mimi omg thats horrible lol😂
Sarah is so funny,confident,pretty and love her so much
when you said "hey sarah want a strawberry" it turned on siri. wtf.
HAHA SAME
Omg sameee hahaha
same
Same
SAMMMMEEE
I thought the title said getting my dad fried
Kyla Addison sameeee
OMG you are my favorite UA-camr and I get sooo exited when you post your videos ❤️❤️❤️ who else agrees
yaaasss!
YASS
Miriam Tarkochev you get so exited?
Blue Unicorn yes, exited
*excited
After the fake phone call and her faking her dad saying there will be consequences *then the tongue* I had to thumbs this video up
'if I ever pick you up don't expect to go home'😂😂😂😂
SARAH WHEN U MET TANA IN UR SNAPCHAT STORY I ALMOST CRIED BC MY TWO FAVES
LITERALLY MEEE
Me too
SAMMME
What's her snapchat?
+Delaney Beaudoin its kindasarah :-)
I've literally been watching your storytime videos for the past like 3 days straight and you remind me so much of Raven Baxter. XD You're actually the funniest person, I just want to be friends with you irl. xD
When she said hey Sara my Siri went off
so did mine wtf😂
Sameee
Mines too wtf
The iPhone thinks I said hey Siri
I just thought she said Siri
OH MY GAWD....I'm crying at the start of 5:28 till that part ends. Jesus Sarah. Loved this story!
I HAVE FINALLY SEEN KATIE
Am I the only one who actually got a snack when she said to?
I did hahahahaha
Me too
no
I was already eating when she said that so...
i made a fjkin sandwich
When you close your eyes it looks like you have false lashes on only one eye 😂😭
ikr 😂😁
I'm watching this in the middle of the night while my entire family is sleeping, and when you said where they were, I literally had to completely suffocate myself with my pillow to keep from bursting out in laughter
i love that u have such a great relationship with ur dad thats awesome. i have a dad but he doesnt have nothing to do with me. So im so happy to see stuff like this esp that u cared so much to the point of crying bc u didnt want to stress him thats so sweet. Love Love LOVE ur videos
Finally a real story time vid that's not click bait, Sarah is just so real
I lost my sisters key to her apartment, and we were stuck outside. Keep in mind that she lives in Texas and it was 100 degrees out . Turns out the key was in my front pocket
Caitlyn Baker I hate placing shit in my pockets because I ALWAYS forget them no matter what!!
"They were in my front pouch the whole time" 😂😂👽✌🏿️
The 1975 jumper is everything ❤️
SHE'S SO BEAUTIFULLY AWKWARD I LOVE IT
Our Dads are the same person... Glad to know I'm not the only one with an intimidating ass father.
I love when you do the voice thing 😂💕
Starts the video 😂😂😂 "so I have some dumb bitch qualities!" Hahaha I love her
Sarah PLEASE do a collab with tana mongeau!!!!!!
or freelee
+Brooke Wellman no thx
no thanx
Dude Sarah and tana are my favorite you tubers
+Megan Hancock same!!
Hey SARAH! Just wanted to let you know that you make me happy and make me crack up like crazy! Your story time vids give me therapy😂 Today I got surgery and I'm in pain right now and I'm not happy that I won't be able to play basketball for 3-4 months. So thank you for always making me be happy and helping me enjoy the moments in life. Things happen for a reason. Keep doing what you're doing Sarah , love you girl!
Sarah I love your vibe it's so chill and not chill I love it
I'VE BEEN WAITING ALL WEEK FOR THIS
same
but why didnt your friends just uber home and your dad uber to work (even though he still like NEEDS his keys)
i don't have uber in my small ass town :///
+Sarah Baska my dumbass thought uber was everywhere, that sucks but at least you found the keys lmao
+Sarah Baska SMALL TOWN BUDDIES THO
+Sarah Baska haha same :p taxi life tho
+Sarah Baska SAAAAAAAAME WTF
I learned 2 things from this story
1. I am Sarah
2. I'm also Connor lol
can you please do more of your hilarious story times , whenever i'm having a bad day i watch them and all of a sudden i feel 10 x better , keep cracking me up , your good at it.
your story times are the best you're so good at telling stories pls keep doing them
My Siri thought u said if she wanted it stronger instead of strawberry and Siri said no she is very satisfied right now lol
"My dad is my bitch."
-Sarah Baska (2016)
You don't even know how much I love Sarah's storytimes
Daaamn Sarah the same thing happened with me last year when I lost my phone and money while swimming at a resort in El Salvador. After hours of searching we had to check out and went to my grandma's house and WHATTA YA KNOW THEY'RE IN MY MOM'S PURSE 😒😒😡
Dude if your dad didn't have a car how'd he drive there in "his car" lmao wdym
Her dad used to play in the nfl, and I once saw a random picture of him on an orange crush can, I dunno but that snazzy stuff makes me think he can afford more than one car
he drove my moms car lol
+Sarah Baska what is the outro song
+Gabriela Garcia ride Lana deal Rey I forgot the remix though
+Gabriela Garcia Just Ride Remix
What I want to know is why is Sarah and all of her friends so beautiful??
Brooklyn Franz EXACTLYYYYYY its so unfair, ps I love your profile picture 💓
"tempur ass pedic bed"
I love how she actually tells rEaListIc stories!! That are still good and funny!
I was literally drinking water and spit it all over my phone!!! you owe me !!! lol honestly love your story times.
except they give me anxiety to like the extreme.
looove u!!!
This is great!!! Hahaha. I was a dumb bitch once 💁🏼 broke my dads $1200 camera because I didn't properly attach it to his tripod... fml lol
Omg I'm obsessed with your videos ahhh
I had a dumb bitch moment and lost my phone. I :) never :) found :) my :) phone :) and now I have an old ass iPhone 5 help me Sarah
"Lost my phone and never found it" 😂😂
I have a phone 5 too😩😩😩
When I have the 4s🙄🙄😂 imma kms
I once "lost" my phone WHILE TALKING TO MY BESTIE IN MY FREAKING PHONE😂😂😂😂😂#dumbbitchsyndrome
dude i lost my phone for 3 months and found it in the couch
Real friends would never make you stress more about a stressful situation. And real friends would help you find your keys even if they have work early in the morning.
Sarah, thank you so much for making me realize I'm not the only one who loses stuff. I too lose stuff and then find it later, so much so the guy at the bank makes fun of me for how many times I've gotten a card replacement 🙃
me: puts phone on the bed *leaves for 5min *
me: comes back where tf is my phone
me : rips my whole room apart just to find my phone *2hrs later*
me: checks my bed one last time *looks under pillow* my phone was under my pillow 😑
your mannerisms are life
WHERE IS HER SWEATSHIRT FROM I NEEEDD IT?!?
She got that sweatshirt from Jacob Stegosaurus
most of her sweaters are literally from goodwill and she cuts them to make them like a crop top and cute but idk for sure if that's where this ones from
+H Paternoster tank you!
oml she cut like a $50 sweatshirt,, wish i had the balls 2 do that
Jacob sartorious gave it to her after her reaction video
I've literally been there with my freakin house keys in my purse!!! I feel you girl. I feel you.
Just discovered you and I'm already in love with these story times!😂
I'm eating oatmeal at 5:03 p.m.
I'm having Cheerios lol
Alanna Emiliano what’s wrong with that
You'd be a great uber driver
Ikr
YEEEEEES A VIDEO ON MY BIRTHDAY I FEEL SO FUCKIN BLEEESSSSED 😭😭💗💗💅💅
+alphonsorella awww happy birthday 💞💗💖
happy birthday
happy late birthday love 💕
She's chill as hell ✌🏼️💯
your honestly so pretty and funny and i always laugh when i watch your videos haha, they're awesome
SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME EXCEPT IT WAS MY PHONE InSTEAD OF CAR KEYS LMAO AND I LOST IT IN A NO SERVICE AREA THATS 3HRS AWAY FROM WHERE I LIVE
i never found my phone tho :(
Your friend Katie looks so much like Colleen Evans😱.
I KNEW IF I SEARCHED LONG ENOUGH IN THE COMMENTS SOMEONE WOUOD SAY THAT.
+Caylee Yates Same! I couldn't find anyone who said it, so I thought I'd do it.
WAIT IS THE ENDING SONG A REMIX OF RIDE BY LANA FRICKEN DEL REY I LOVE YOU EVEN MORE
Your storytimes are seriously the best!!
This happens to me SOOO OFTEN where I think I have lost something and I search for forever but they were in the first place I checked the whole time. It is literally the most relieving and disappointing feeling
"where the hell did the cat go" IM CRYING
WHERE DID YOU BUY YOUR SWEATERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
^^^
Jacob sartorious
The1975store.com
+Morgs Xò rolf
Jacob Sartorious
if they keys end up being in ur pocket im going to scREAM.
SARAAAAAAHHHHHHHH.
dude your videos legit make my day,I love them so much and ur so funny jdkajddieg thank u sm for making me laugh you're dope
Your funny as hell, this is by far my FAVORITE story time EVER! Lmfaoo
&&&& I love how you edit your videos !
I love Sara sm omg!!!
Did anyone else get nervous/anxious with her just thinking of the situation ? 😅😭
Tbh i've watched so many of your videos that i kinda took your personality. I feel like i'm at that point where i'm an off-brand version of you.
sarah is the only storytime videos i watch
💙💙💙I love your videos your literally the most amazing person
what is a banana crisp
yEss omg it sounds good
it's like a dried banana slice
It is dried banana
something vegans eat . that an grass
+Ashley Bader **and . shit
"banana crisps for you healthy bitches"
if Connor stopped watching Harry Potter he really likes the girl hahahaha jk
Your makeup makes me wanna leave work and go put some on, its so simple/cute. You're gorgeous.
Your videos are THE BEST, I absolutely love your personality❤️😝
when you have six of the same exact pillow
MAKE A VIDEO WITH TANA
I always dive in with her 😂😂😻
Bahahahahahaa me too🤷💃💃🏊♀️🤜
You're so hilarious like this just made my day it's so funny
Dude i love how chill you are
i LIVE for the auto tune at the end of her videos