@@stepgames7698 Well if he wanted he could mention something about that in the storyline but its his game his decisions, this is just a meaningless comment... I dont know why i just responded with this quarantine got me getting too drunk with this milk.... what am i doing....
@@okjustdont6713 well he didn’t make the alliance with orange juice yet........wait why would he make the alliance in the first place? (I know why. It’s because people are being too aggressive but just ignore the actual reason) maybe he had a secret alliance with orange juice gang and he couldn’t keep it going so he had to make it public
1:38 My friend didn't drink any orange juice and he proceeded to have Vitamin D Deprivation which almost killed him. And normal human needs about 30 to 100 Amounts of Vitamin D but he only had 8.
That's no excuse dude. I'm lactose intolerant and I drink milk religiously. I drank milk like it was to save my life before I ever even heard of Dani. Milk is the best to grace this earth with it's godly holy presence.
so i’m lactose intolerant, which means i’m temporarily allergic to milk because of my lack of enzymes. I looked in every local store and found lactose free milk, so i’m looking kinda T H I C C. I hope daddy Dani respects this gamer move :)
Billy Should have Voice lines "hey!" "Hi" "Wanna meet Willy? Oh ok" "Oj good Milk bad! Why do you have a gun at my head?" "I remember when I was a enemy
Dani you should totally make “Willy” powered on orange juice and in the end when you win, you can pour milk in him and cleanse him making him a mega mount
Tip: Final Boss, Willy the OJ Bot He's indestructible: beat him by shooting his weak spot, the orange juice tanks! Make sure to dodge the particle attack, it's infused with orange juice and is a one hit kill! If you can't try to deflect it with your katana! The Milk Marine Corps will drop ammo and health pickups for you! Keep an eye out for the 100% Milk pickups, they make you invincible for a short time!
@@zoteiscool2134 No, we are talking about Willy, the big bad evil final boss of Karlson 3d. The most evil thing to do would be to drink orange juice so that's why the final boss would be powered by it.
9:18 Alright, I’m late, but here goes *inhale* Almond Milk Soy milk Coconut Milk Rice Milk Oat milk Hemp milk Whole milk Skimmed milk Evaporated Milk Goat milk Raw milk Organic milk Flavored milk. Edit: (Thanks comment section) *T H I C C* milk *m o t h e r* milk Y o g u r t Best milk ever made Ice MILK YESSSSSS Cheeze milk? Epic orange milk Polish Good milk Yogu Yogu, the portable Chilean milk like juice Choccy milk *Russian* Milk Condensed Milk Le 3% milk Low fat milk Sour milk SMG4 milk Apple Milk 50.Cal milk Cereal Milk
Fun Fact: Dani named the galaxy as he was drinking milk, looking up in the sky. He said, "Milk is the way," and that's how we came to live in the Milky Way.
1:37 When my digestive system can't handle milk so that my stomach hurt every time I drink over a glass of milk: Why is this heart attack taking so long!?
@@brazgazz but the police was also milk gang so they just kept on shooting at the child, they thought he was holding you hostage because orange juice gang is evil
*smash subscribe* now or davie steal your milk
No u
first
ok
What if i told you i have powder milk
yes.
fun fact gamers:
did u know that in legend of Zelda theres a bar where people get drunk on milk smash like if u want a bar like that
yup
ocarina
it was originally in majoras mask where you had to wear a cow mask to get in.
That is some bad grammar honestly.
@AndryCraft 98 majora's mask
Edit: Dani should really make the enemies wear shirts or wave arround flags that say OJ Gang or Milk Gang there is no difference.
Well noone except boners will get the reference so
@@stepgames7698 Well if he wanted he could mention something about that in the storyline but its his game his decisions, this is just a meaningless comment... I dont know why i just responded with this quarantine got me getting too drunk with this milk.... what am i doing....
StepGames well this game was meant for B O N E R S
@@oneman9441 why didnt i think of that and wrote this giant comment XD
Do it D A N N Y
That queen joke did not age well
you would say it aged like milk
🗿@@flix_val
Even better@@flix_val
@@unwritten.name.cuz.idk.w yeah
Yeah, she drank oj
Billy: * Drank Orange Juice *
Everyone:
*TRAITOR*
No no no he was framed
Lol
That post was made by orange juice gang billy didn't drink it
6:18 “like *200* years ago”
The milkyway before the 1800’s:
The Spanish suffix “ito” means small. So Danny Devito is a small version of Dani Dev.
Son of a
Woah what
I hate this
But I love it too
Underrated Comment
Oh Dios mío it's true
Lol.
OH MY GOD
Queen: I never die because I drink milk
Looks like someone joined orange juice gang.
But were no longer in war with orange juice gang
@MelvinZhang yea someone differently joined orange juice gang
I was going to say that didn't age quite so well.
LOL
I like how as of when I’m watching everybody has picked the same answers for the polls
Times have changed
Not anymore
Milk
Not anymore buddy
:(
I legit ran into an ad that had milk in it so i didnt skip it :)
Same
The chosen one
Good job booner
Omega flex
Your pfp is my reaction
What if you were early but Dani said “do you like milk”
Lol
Yes.
Yes
I like milk
2:37 that aged like a fine glass of milk
Orange juice gang after a long school day:
Sleeeeeeping
Milk gang:
KARLSON VIBE
Soft Drink Gang: Yummi Drink
@@werluc2829 CRINGE lol
Orange juice gang = cringe
@@Lillylafrog milk gang is the best
@@serge4192 Nope
Davie: Says he doesn't like milk
Dani: *likes the video*
Is Dani... orange juice gang?!!?!?
Dani:”well thats one loose end”
@@okjustdont6713 well he didn’t make the alliance with orange juice yet........wait why would he make the alliance in the first place? (I know why. It’s because people are being too aggressive but just ignore the actual reason) maybe he had a secret alliance with orange juice gang and he couldn’t keep it going so he had to make it public
@@hansonkoay6239 dun dun dun another theory to the t h i c c and epik saga of the milkman dani arc
?
first time UA-cam ever give me a notification that wasn't one day off
my god i didnt even know that was possible
did I just get hearted
@@Dani2 thanks you're one of my favourite UA-camrs and that just made my day
@@AIRISFULL you did, goodjob :3
1:38 My friend didn't drink any orange juice and he proceeded to have Vitamin D Deprivation which almost killed him.
And normal human needs about 30 to 100 Amounts of Vitamin D but he only had 8.
3:33 woah is it just me or did Dani just make that milk EVEN more T H I C C
Yes yes he did
the milk from that is undrinccable
T T T T T T T H H H H H H H H H I I I I I I I I I I C C C C C C C C C C C
9:39 Dani ,the type of a guy who dislikes his own videos
That is rather interesting
You don’t have a space after the comma but you do before and it’s bothering me lol
I love fresh OJ
HapPV23 TR I hate u
@@bomberman78 Orange Justice form front tonight?
Davie : Doesn’t like milk
Dani : so you have chosen *DEATH*
OMG JAKE PAUL AT 3AM ua-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/v-deo.html
@@susan7324 Nice try i memorized the link
@@susan7324 nice try an ad poped up and saved me from being rickrolled
@@susan7324 b
@@susan7324 why me
2:40 pov: you're watching this after the queen dies
How dare you think the queen is not apart of milk gang, she drinks tea which contains milk.
What if I am coconut milk gang? Is that ok
@@xxcamxx1717 no it's still a type off milk so Carl yes
Carl yes
Nakkerd hmm I said yes it was
Nakkerd btw of
Karlson 3D DLC: the orange juice factory
9:22 Hey here a suggestion instead of lava make it orange juice
That's no excuse dude. I'm lactose intolerant and I drink milk religiously. I drank milk like it was to save my life before I ever even heard of Dani. Milk is the best to grace this earth with it's godly holy presence.
When my meme doesn’t get into the subreddit video:
**sad noises**
Someone send this meme to r/danidev
*sad noises*
When your meme wouldn’t upload to the subreddit
@@bridgerforan7674 *EXTREME sad noises*
Squid Bear haha
so i’m lactose intolerant, which means i’m temporarily allergic to milk because of my lack of enzymes. I looked in every local store and found lactose free milk, so i’m looking kinda T H I C C. I hope daddy Dani respects this gamer move :)
Fun fact: Dani is lactose intolerant
You are a dank legend
DRINK MILK WITHOUT LAKTOS (im fucking bad at english because im
Finnish dude)
Me : likes orange juice
The entire Milk gang : **So you have chosen death**
PREPARE THE SACRiFIcE
@@Sajovo BLANK_MIND can live
You can be the sacrifice for failing to spell 'sacrifice'
@@bearrett_8783 lol sorry im a kid
@@bearrett_8783 wait afe you a pokemon fan
@@Sajovo that cringe
Billy Should have Voice lines
"hey!"
"Hi"
"Wanna meet Willy? Oh ok"
"Oj good Milk bad! Why do you have a gun at my head?"
"I remember when I was a enemy
*SHUT SHUT SHUT!!!!!*
BATTLE OVER SON
@@edbertdharmawan1819 Not Truly
Orange Gang Is hiding something
Pls call cops A orange gang member Has a gun to my head
@@darrelllothian8200 dam report to dani
I found the most interesting thing ever: haha yes milk go slurp slurp
I dont like milk and i Dont like Orange juice
@@djermostuff323 read the description on his channel
@@Murkadamiaa hello here you go shadow powers now your protected
@@kinieto4561 thank you for protection
👏 😮 👏 😮 👏 😮 👏
Its fair enough that :
"He stole your milk"
"You stole his slap"
Dani you should totally make “Willy” powered on orange juice and in the end when you win, you can pour milk in him and cleanse him making him a mega mount
Tip: Final Boss, Willy the OJ Bot
He's indestructible: beat him by shooting his weak spot, the orange juice tanks!
Make sure to dodge the particle attack, it's infused with orange juice and is a one hit kill! If you can't try to deflect it with your katana!
The Milk Marine Corps will drop ammo and health pickups for you!
Keep an eye out for the 100% Milk pickups, they make you invincible for a short time!
He was supposed to destroy orange juice, not make it!!!
@@zoteiscool2134 No, we are talking about Willy, the big bad evil final boss of Karlson 3d. The most evil thing to do would be to drink orange juice so that's why the final boss would be powered by it.
yes yes yes milk thicc thicc
Droid blasta I have the same idea but then with billy and Willy being the same stupid bot. But when billy drinks orange juice he turns into Willy.
2:40 This aged well
What Davie wouldnt do this im shaking and crying rn
@@SaderSweets You found me
Dani:Real Dani fans can’t be allergic to milk
Literally Dani *drinks lactose intolerant milk*
how do u know
Al Win cause of his milk
i drink GOAT MILK
@@tomnovy3476 i drink COCONUT MILK
I drank breast milk when i was a baby
Milk doesn’t mix with orange juice. Seriously don’t drink it you’ll throw up.
Snikur *cringes slightly*
Too late did it a year ago. It was the worst minute of my life.
The queen sadly died after drinking orange juice
3:35 dude, he made this thicc Milk even thiccer
person: exists
dani: *HE BE LOOKIN KINDA THICC*
9:18
Alright, I’m late, but here goes
*inhale*
Almond Milk
Soy milk
Coconut Milk
Rice Milk
Oat milk
Hemp milk
Whole milk
Skimmed milk
Evaporated Milk
Goat milk
Raw milk
Organic milk
Flavored milk.
Edit: (Thanks comment section)
*T H I C C* milk
*m o t h e r* milk
Y o g u r t
Best milk ever made
Ice MILK YESSSSSS
Cheeze milk?
Epic orange milk
Polish Good milk
Yogu Yogu, the portable Chilean milk like juice
Choccy milk
*Russian* Milk
Condensed Milk
Le 3% milk
Low fat milk
Sour milk
SMG4 milk
Apple Milk
50.Cal milk
Cereal Milk
@Dani2
You forgot mom milk
There is also THE BEST MILK EVER ( Dani told us that he have a little bit of it )
ICE MILK
YOGURT
Ever noticed how Dani says "Slap Like" although Davie504 said it first
SO IRONIC
6:17 "200 years ago i looked at the sky and..."
People 201 years ago: "yo what is that big black thing ?"
“I’m sure Darwin was totally wrong, because the evolution exists exactly because of the milk”.
Dani, 2020
Aside from jokes... he was wrong.
10:08 golden milks ability: makes milk, if milk is hit uno reverse card
Stats:
Power: A
Potential: A
Precision: A
Durability: A
Range: A
Speed: A
T H I C C :S
Fun Fact: Dani named the galaxy as he was drinking milk, looking up in the sky. He said, "Milk is the way," and that's how we came to live in the Milky Way.
Davie didn't like his milk
Dani: Not Epicc! I Will Call The Police
69 likes NICE
I can't like this because it has 69 likes
I think i just realised something:
_Dani likes Milk, Dani likes Gucci Bananas_
*Wouldn't his favorite meal be consisted of Gucci Banana Milkshake?*
Omg u genius
Ice cream is made out of milk. Danis favorite meal is gucci banana split
i guess that could work too...
Nah, Dani would call it Gucci Banana *THICC* shake
R I P QUEEN. Queen started drinking orange juice?
Fun fact:There is actually a youtuber called "Orange juice"
And he is pretty popular as well. The war between OJ gang and MilkGang would be pretty epic.
Cringe
And he makes Clash Royale videos
Hmmmm it’s a orange juice
Just searched orange juice and this video was the second result
200 years ago:
Dani : is it just me or is that galaxy looking kninda...thicc
"ew, orange juice gang cringe"
Coffee gang:
i mean i guess people put milk in their coffee
ew cringe barf
Water gang:
@@Night_9225 Literally any other liquid gang:
@@Greenpixel16 Petrol gang:
That queen thing aged like milk
100 likes for dani to make fried milk
Chocolate milk heals less
Delicious
what's fried milk?
@@plasteredd :O
@@plasteredd :o
Apple Juice: **chuckles** I’m in danger.
My dad is still in the store looking for the perfect milk so he can come back home after 14 years.
“It will take months to put out karlson”
-dani 2yrs ago
I’m allergic to milk but still drink it everyday ......is it just me or is this doctor bill lookin kinda *THICCC*
True *R E S P E C T S*
Hol up
Move to Canada and it'll be smaller than your pp
r/madlads
respecc to u
Random dude: "Im lactose intolerant i can't drink milk"
Me: "drink milk, it's gonna fix it"
Random dude:
Here is a challenge:
Drink a shot of milk every time dani says *milk* throughout the video.
Bwo i made it but pretty drank naw
XD
I'll go for cartons instea- OH MY GOD
No he'll be to powerful!
Are you implying that you aren't drinking milk all the time already??
Thanks. Now I'm *TTHHIIICCCCC!*
It looks like the queen stopped drinking milk…
Oops
Wtf dude I got my first ever milk ad while watching this video
The power is legit
Me when I drink water:
My friend while I’m calling him: Breaks his phone trying to punch me
Imagine starting a war between liquid substances
Yes
Yes
Acid, napalm and other very dangerous substances : You dare challenge me?
Milk : It's not a challenge, it's just a warning about your death.
Oil: *𝐄𝐱𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐬
America: *𝗛𝗘𝗔𝗩𝗬 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗡𝗚
@@giornogiovanna9398 lol that's too true
9:16 Plant Milk and/or Milk.
Whole milk.
Skim milk.
Low-fat milk.
Soy milk.
Quinoa Milk.
Oat milk.
Almond milk.
I drink orange juice everyday and am lactose intolerant so rip
f in chat for a fallen comrade
F
F
F
Dani2 it’s not a choice it’s a burden I’m also going to poison all orange juice and deprive myself from a breakfast drink
10:44 R.i.p headphones users 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
clicking with headphones :D
(i click with heedpones)
Fwck you my ears
stranger:so mr bill gates how did you get so rich
mr bill gates: i used unity's particle system
Yes
NOOOOOO!!!! YOU CANT JUST BE A BILLIONAIRE FOR USING A GAME DEVELOPMENT PROGRAM!!!
Bill Gates: *haha unity's particle system go brr"
1:37
When my digestive system can't handle milk so that my stomach hurt every time I drink over a glass of milk: Why is this heart attack taking so long!?
JoJo reference
All animals:drinks milk
Orange juice gang: kills animals
Dani: im about to end orange juice gang's carrer
The legend say that the people who is allergic to milk are cured when they are subscribed
I tried this and am now having diarrhoea every where
@@dylanthomas9617 that’s a side effect.
True. I am allergic to milk but now it is fine, cause i am not really allegic to milk after all..
😩 only if
Didn’t work
It was incomplete. Full phrase is:
*"Me and the boys after killing a 5 year old child in Fortnite, because he was drinking orange juice"*
No. We found where he lived. Killed his parents in front of him. Kept him hostage and killed him in a shootout with the police.
@@brazgazz but the police was also milk gang so they just kept on shooting at the child, they thought he was holding you hostage because orange juice gang is evil
damn i didn't know the queen was chill like that (may she rest in peace. a true milk gang memember)
7:13 imagine Jacksfilms seeing he's not part of this
Loooooool i didnt even think about that
he would be pissed tho
The "one drop of coffee and the rest is milk" is actually a thing, it's called "Lagrima" in Argentina and it means "Tear"
damn, so Lagrima is the name of true gamer coffee
@@Dani2 holy milk, Dani responded
dani: get your milk ready
me: quarentine stole my milk :(
2:37 she stopped drinking milk
That one comment to see if the youtuber is gonna heart it or not
Of course
Bruh momento
@@Dani2 can you please port fair-n-square for mobile? (Or you can't?)
@@dominic0900 can you all stop telling dani to do stuff (or you can't?)
@@preservery I just want a port
Me:i would never Drink orange juice
Also me: "sees 4 orange juice bottles around me"
Challenge accepted!
Whole Milk.
2% Milk(Reduced Fat) ...
Lowfat Milk.
Fat Free Milk.
Organic Milk.
Lactose-Free Milk.
Flavored Milk.
Raw Milk.
chocolate milk.
Almond milk.
Strawberry milk.
Vanilla almond milk.
Chocolate almond milk,
And god who can forget the almighty THICC milk
Where do I buy thicc milk
2:40 Elizabeth II was drinking orange juice actually. That's why she is dead
dani: born in 1969
me: hooll up
@Hate it you dont get it do you
Joe bunga
@@Kilam1972 who tf is joe bunga
Dani: real fans wouldn’t be allergic to milk
Also Dani: is lactose intolerant
waaaaaaat???!!!!
When the first vid of karlson came out, there was a comment saying Imagine if Dani was lactose intolerant, and he replied saying yes I am :(
1:07 he says that before davie betrays us
:( YES
2:39... She stopped drinking milk... RIP (dani come back pls your videos are cool :) )
Dani: I don’t think me and Davi could ever had a child...
Me: Yeah, ME NEITHER
10:23 b-b-but I do this tho, do I have to?
2:28
Born: June 9, 1969
Height: thicc
Subscribers: me
Cow milk, bison milk, bull milk, goat milk, sheep milk, buffalo milk, pigeon milk, thats all i know
I got a milk advert whilst waching that thiccc
I got an oat milk ad.
boi
boner
me: tells mom to get milk with calcium, mom: why, me: you wouldn't get it
Are you high?
???
"Professional crackhead"
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks just hearing that name
OMG JAKE PAUL AT 3AM ua-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/v-deo.html
4:24 so you have chosen... ZA PATH OF DISCOMBOBULATION
Dani: Real Dani fans wouldn't be allergic to milk
me: *sad noises*
Lol! That's gonna be a problem...
I would honestly like to know how many times he said "Milk"
Same, someone count please
At least 2
@@subscribeforacookie3236 9 too short.
Make a mmo rpg game where you can choose two sides, OJ and milk. Like if u agree
Counter Strike : Operation T H I C C
The NPC’s for orange juice gang would have to be op, because they’d be hella outnumbered
2:40 The Reason I Dont Die Is Milk
Sebptember 28th 2022
*1:13** imagine drinking orange juice*
**ugh**
Dani : true Dani fans wouldn’t be allergic to milk
*me remembering him heart my comment saying I had to drink dairy free milk*
Me : *confused noises*
Uh oh
@@Danidev u are not da original
:•(
Dani I’m onto you for all we know your a orange juice spy
07:12 honestly, kinda mad that this meme didn't include the actual original this is all based on YIAY
yeah lol i didnt even think about it, kinda crazy
"It's months away" 3 years latr
Dani: This is me when I walk into a wall.
Also Dani: This is what happens when you drink orange juice.
Me: DANI DRINKS ORANGE JUICE AAAAAA