I used to work with babies and toddlers. I’ve seen a few kids try to choke out other kids… but with absolutely no malice. They were just curious. That makes it way more terrifying.
The human infant’s indefatigable urge to destroy itself and/or everything around it makes it even more impressive that we existed long enough to invent tools
I was thinking about all of them making this video, *those* conversations lmao. That should be Patreon content or whatever, I'd pay MANY USD's for such laughter 😂
I was thinking about all of them making this video, *those* conversations lmao. That should be Patreon content or whatever, I'd pay MANY USD's for such laughter 😂
NO DADS ARE OK. They’re all entirely in charge of an unemployed illiterate who’d swallow a gallon of weed killer if there wasn’t a sleep-deprived person to take it away
I am a parent, and while kids aren’t always a fun time, all these monsters strike me more of what someone who doesn’t have kids is afraid babies are like, but also took a mop bucket full of bath salts Parenthood is basically about trying to make sure the tiny version of you doesn’t die. This seems like the opposite I think
@@stevef5888, I'm a dad myself (5 of the things), and I can say that keeping them from dying is easy enough...until they actively do something that could hurt them and it takes years off *your* life. My youngest kids are twin boys and they decided one day to hang onto a railing and walk up the wall to which it was attached (so their feet were between their hands and they were a foot or two off the ground) and just hang there cackling...I gained quite a few grey hairs and wrinkles that day.
I'm so amazed that y'all have kept up the 7 things format for so long and yet you've kept the quality very high. I'm always so happy to see a 7 things video from y'all and OutsideExtra. They're always high quality.
@@CTheng We all know Jane won't fire the laser because if she does, that's it, it's over. She just wants us to know that at any time she could do it. She wants us to live in terror.
Dead Space actually has another variation on the baby-necromorph which shows up in all 3 games. The Witcher 3 has the Botchling from the Bloody Baron quest-line. PT has the talking baby in the sink. DMC has a giant baby bossfight in a nightclub
"This time, the themes and symbolism are much more clever... because it has a *chainsaw*." *cue Andy, staring grimly into the camera* This is why I watch this channel 😁
There was a game a few years back where you played either a baby trying to off itself or a dad who's job was to ensure the baby didn't off itself, that's my pick for this one. I have no real experience with babies, but I'm fairly sure that chugging cleaning fluid isn't good for them.
Most cleaning fluids, yes, you are correct. But not when it comes to _Toilet Duck™️_ hence the funfun ducky shaped bottle! It's just ready & waiting for a kiss 👶💋🚽🦆 (☠F DEATH!)
Why did I subject myself to this video? For some reason the scream of a baby doesn't trigger the "ohhh, what's wrong with the baby?" response in my brain, but rather the fight or flight response... Basically babies in their natural form are already horrifying to me and unlike my family predicted I did not grow out of this sentiment, even after a decade of being a legal adult.
If it's any consolation, I didn't have kids until I had been an adult for nearly *two* decades...and they ended up happening as those things often do (I wasn't against having kids, just had spent most of my life working and not having relationships). The first pregnancy would've been enough to put *anyone* off of having more...my ex had had two single pregnancies before we got together, only to have triplets followed by twins with me...
Don't forget the Titanic Toddler from "Zombies ate my Neighbors"! 40 feet of terror, it drips milk on you, smashes you under foot, and all the while the music has a sample of a child creepily saying, "uh-oh!"
I find the other baby enemy in Dead Space scarier. It spawns tentacles from its spine that can shoot projectiles at you, it crawls on the walls and ceiling, and if it gets too close it latches onto your face. But at least you can QTE it off you and kick it like an (american) football clear across the room.
The Sucklers from Parasite Eve 2 should also be on the list. Not only do they make unsettling baby noises, they have a tendency to ambush you in confined spaces. And to top it off, some of them explode after latching onto Aya.
Should've included the 'Botchling' from 'Witcher 3''s Bloody Baron sidequest. Equal parts terrifying, gross and tragic ... might be hard to be funny about it, though.
At least you didn't get a double shock when she went to the doctor...my ex and I figured out she was pregnant, so she went to the doctor...and found out we were having triplets (our second pregnancy was twins...).
Not sure if it counts, but the Insidious Ruin enemies of Alice: Madness Returns all wear baby masks (some are constructed out of baby doll parts) and make sounds akin to distorted crying. *_*shivers at the thought_*
The giant PT fetus in Village freaked me out SO MUCH. I'm not a horror gamer, so I was faring pretty well in Village up until House Beneviento. My roommate watched me playing that section and when she told me "you're going to have to run and hide from it" I just stared at her with a horrified look on my face. XD I've never been so disturbed.
@@skinnywhitedude8765 Yeah I kept going into the map menu to plot my next move! But I loved the game nonetheless, it was the only Resi game I've played, and it was definitely more up my alley (as in, no heavy horror themes except for that house). I did appreciate that House Beneviento was the shortest Lord section, because if it went on any longer it would somehow be less scary. Now, Heisenberg's factory on the other hand...that whole place was tense as hell!
As a fairly recent parent myself I found RE:Village and DS2 particularly upsetting. RE was absolutely terrifying with that baby monster and there’s something really messed up about having to collect the parts of your child to try and save her. Man that got me real hard. I just kept thinking what if this was my kid? Didn’t help that I was working away from home at that point I guess. DS2 was just tragic and sad. I found it less scary in that moment as I felt it was my duty to put these creatures out of their misery. Or maybe just get rid of them so I didn’t have to face them anymore. What’s interesting to me at least is that I consider both RE8 and DS2 to be absolutely fantastic games and are both in my top 10.
In Clock Tower: The First Fear, you have a part where you are being chased Dan Barrows, a giant, deformed, purple baby that, according to developers, has a body made of corpses.
Cherubs from Doom 3 are pretty terrifying. Half baby, half slug creatures that come in groups and leap at you. In a slow paced, very dark fps horror game. Right before the mancubi.
Not gonna lie, the baby in RE8 was THE worst part for me. I was terrified.. the Beneviento estate went from RE to Silent Hill, and i was not ready for it.
You forgot the baby crying from Max Payne, you never see the actual baby, but walking along that bloody line with the crying baby still haunts my dreams.
No need to be sorry(it’s funny that we humans like baby animals but hate the babies version of ourselves)I get stressed out & anxious very easily plus I’m a germophobe so I can’t never be a father(just hearing babies crying stresses me out,even when they aren’t mine & even in a screen!)for the people that likes them & don’t have my conditions good for them but I can’t with those little monsters)these are facts.
In CarnEvil the final boss of the freak show is a giant baby called Junior, he chases the player around a giant playroom, hits them with his rattle and even vomits on them. Some versions of the game replace Junior with a giant teddy bear who fights exactly like him and even uses the same voice clips.
Cherubs in Darkest Dungeon 2 seem to exist for the sole purpose of ruining any DD2 players' day, because not only do they look and especially sound horrifying (which is par for the course with DD anyway) but can also send a run careening off the rails with their debuffs which make your party susceptible to take more damage - which, given they usually appear with tankier enemies, is a thrown controller waiting to happen
I was thinking that Mike's recoil at the beginning looked fake, but then I remember that it's Mike and he probably hasn't ever really recoiled in fear with those steel nerves of his lol
I have a 4 year old. She knows how door locks work and can reach almost everything in the house. Thats not terrifying until it is Blasphemous has a giant baby boss but I'm not sure its terrifying enough for the sequel video. Mostly its just a giant blindfolded christ baby that occasionally trying to rip you apart.
The evil baby I remember is the Botchling from Witcher 3. The one in the Baron's quest. This one truly demonstrates that evil babies are really about bad parenting.
I didn't even see her as evil. Creepy and gross, sure, but it's a baby after all, so that's to be expected. (Or is that just me?) I didn't dislike the Botchling though, mainly because I made the Baron bury his daughter, so her being creepy and gross was just appropriate punishment for him.
They brought that imagery back for Resident Evil VIII in the form of the Megamycete - the artistic depicitons of it are all blatantly natal, the events and imagery leading up to its reveal are pointedly apocalyptic, and it (along with its mold hive) are even referred to as the "Black God" in the Japanese script.
When I read the title, I immediately thought of RE Village and Dead Space 2. I'm glad to see they were included here. The first time one of those crawlers exploded in the daycare, I had to put my controller down and go outside for a few minutes.
My personal vote goes to the Valley of Defilement from Demon´s Souls that features a giant pool of demonic babies that hit surprisingly hard, poisen you and spawn infinitely.
The real nightmare about parenthood is that your kids grow up, leave home- then return and never leave. So much for 'getting busy' in your golden years...
Spooky's jumpscare mansion has a couple of disturbing babies: One is in the area for Specimen 5 (obviously taking a page from Silent Hill), where you find a fleshy room with a crying sperm The other is the baby head monster in the Hospital DLC that also took a page from Silent Hill
Oh, geez! Apparently I used to crawl kind of like the Dead Space crawlers and I have a flat spot on the top of my skull to prove it. But it's been 50 years now, and I haven't explo
I had a manor in an RPG, and when we were determining what was happening as a side effect of being close to the ‘broken summoning circle’ , and the abandoned nursery had an edge in the same area, but right above. I was nice and did not lob demon babies at my players, but apparently ‘chain of ghost babies’ is just too much for them. Sensitive.
Cherubs from Doom 3. I managed to play that game before any spoils so the first i heard were a load of baby crys (which is odd during a Doom game). And they half baby, half flying robot that make baby crying noises.
You do realize that Dante's Divine Comedy was written as theological satire deliberately criticising the church leaders of the time, and is not meant to be a direct reflection of what people of that time actually believed? He took some major liberties in that department.
"Whoever wrote this stuff, clearly wasn't paying attention during their school lessons on reproductive biology!" Yeah, in certain parts of the U.S. those are optional, and you can get a note from your parents forbidding you from attending...
As someone who has a 3.5/4 year old cousin I can confirm that babies are horrifying bundles of abject terror WITH the added bonus of a seemingly infinite amount of energy that they choose to expend either screaming, running around, or both.
Yeah, Mike is clearly working something out with this one. Also, no PT or botchling from The Witcher 3? I smell a part 2 or commenter edition in the offing.
Ahhh, parenthood...where you will, at the very least, either Neo dodge projectile vomiting or watch as your child becomes a cannon out of the other end at least once. ...that last one happened once. It was both horrifying, and hilarious.
I can relate to the cannon thing. When my daughter was first born, we decided to have family pictures professionally made. So of course 20 minutes before the photographer comes to the house, she poops. Well, I made the mistake of trying to change her too soon because as soon as I got the diaper off, she pooped.... and pooped... All over the changing pad and the couch... Then we gave her a bath, and she continued to poop all over the bathtub. 😆 🤪🙃
Parasite Eve 2's horrifying giant baby final boss ABSOLUTELY should have made this list. The normal baby cry that elongates and gets deeper as it grows and mutates still gives me the wiggins 20 years later o.o
I remember beating Dante's Inferno in one sitting with my brother and sister when they were in college and I had just gotten my license so I drove up to see them. It's a surprisingly good game for how little recognition it gets.
The Lubberkin/whatever name it had before that I can't remember from the Witcher 3: Wild hunt. NO THANK YOU this is not what I signed up for becoming a Witcher!
Maybe not in Lubberkin state, but as the botchling (I looked up the name): ewwwwwww. But it brought me joy to watch that god awful baron have to carry it lmao
Victor Deshayes from "Dead by Daylight". Died as an infant, stayed attached to his older sister Charlotte's body decaying and rotting for years, until he's resurrected by the Entity (and turns out to be an excellent hunting dog against survivors).
I'm suddenly reminded of the few exorcist pukes my son had... *Me shivering in fear*. Oh and the big burly viking shits that required hazmat suits and gas masks with supplied oxygen to clean up...in the Walmart parking lot...that some how got smeared on the car seat...in great quantities....Thanks for bringing back such wonderful memories Oxbox...thanks
I've played quite a few of these games and am confronted with the horrifying thought that maybe my video game enemy choices show a deep, dark fear of mine. My therapist will love this for me.
If y’all ever do a part two, y’all GOTTA talk about Chancy from Luigi’s Mansion. It’s not as… grotesque as some of the other picks here, but you still cannot deny, for a Mario game, Chancy is an absolute horrorshow
I feel like I've seen this vid before? And I feel like I also suggested the babies in Dying Light. Those things lure you in, then paralyze you with their crying so the _other_ zombies can murder you.
“As I understand it, one of the main hazards when handling a baby is that it might suddenly explode from EITHER end…” So true. So horribly, hilariously true. XD
OK OK, my go at describing Gegebonne - it's if a Kuato (and younger host) fell into a Sarlacc pit and during the 1,000 years of digestion they allowed Kuato to pop out and say hi now and again... so did I do a professional job with that description?
The Resident Evil: Village doll house was the 2nd most scary experience I’ve ever been through in a video game. Just barely beaten by the freaking Man-Bat jump scare in Batman: Arkham Knight.
I used to work with babies and toddlers. I’ve seen a few kids try to choke out other kids… but with absolutely no malice. They were just curious. That makes it way more terrifying.
It's all an act. They knew...they knew.
The human infant’s indefatigable urge to destroy itself and/or everything around it makes it even more impressive that we existed long enough to invent tools
@@beesforbreakfast it's more impressive that we existed longer than a week
@@yoholup19 Hairless, clawless, no chitonous shell; bollocks on the OUTSIDE, whose fuckin idea was that? Fresh nonsense.
I dated a gal like that…
"Babies are horrifying bundles of abject terror."
-Mike Channel (actual father)
You can tell he has first-hand experience
He's not wrong.
Had no idea about them being Dads.. where do you guys hear about this stuff? :0
@@BagelPatisserie They talk about their personal lives a lot on stream or in the podcast
...I see Mike and Luke have had some interesting parenting experiences
I was thinking about all of them making this video, *those* conversations lmao. That should be Patreon content or whatever, I'd pay MANY USD's for such laughter 😂
I was thinking about all of them making this video, *those* conversations lmao. That should be Patreon content or whatever, I'd pay MANY USD's for such laughter 😂
I dunno, this all seems pretty standard
Are the dads of Oxbox okay?
NO DADS ARE OK. They’re all entirely in charge of an unemployed illiterate who’d swallow a gallon of weed killer if there wasn’t a sleep-deprived person to take it away
“It’s not all bad news though. If you like, you can use a cutting tool to decapitate the babies…no one take that out of context.” Andy Farrant
I love going to comments before watching the video
I had heard that Andy Farrant had said that.
If you cut if their head you can use their baby body to kill more babies and that is the most horrible sentence I ever said.
Or smth like that.
Don't forget the part where you throw the headless baby corpse at your enemies!
As a non-parent, the most relatable moment of this was Andy's point about Silent Hill's premise having a very different vibe post 2020
I am a parent, and while kids aren’t always a fun time, all these monsters strike me more of what someone who doesn’t have kids is afraid babies are like, but also took a mop bucket full of bath salts
Parenthood is basically about trying to make sure the tiny version of you doesn’t die. This seems like the opposite I think
@@stevef5888, I'm a dad myself (5 of the things), and I can say that keeping them from dying is easy enough...until they actively do something that could hurt them and it takes years off *your* life. My youngest kids are twin boys and they decided one day to hang onto a railing and walk up the wall to which it was attached (so their feet were between their hands and they were a foot or two off the ground) and just hang there cackling...I gained quite a few grey hairs and wrinkles that day.
I'm so amazed that y'all have kept up the 7 things format for so long and yet you've kept the quality very high. I'm always so happy to see a 7 things video from y'all and OutsideExtra. They're always high quality.
Fr, such a timeless format. Could watch one from 2013 and think it just came out last year.
7 is a magical number. But they are *TOTALLY* not using these 7 things list videos to secretly power up Jane's evil magic space laser, or anything.
@@falcon1378 I watched one from 2015 yesterday and thought it was brand new. They've kept the quality up so well it's crazy.
@@CTheng We all know Jane won't fire the laser because if she does, that's it, it's over. She just wants us to know that at any time she could do it. She wants us to live in terror.
Their lists are so much more content packed than something like Whatculture (except for Jules, who is an absolute gift to humanity).
Poor Ethan. But God bless Donna for trying to do better with her hallucinations. She tried. She meant well. Donna needs a hug
Jesus Christ, don't encourage her. That bit was terrifying.
Dead Space actually has another variation on the baby-necromorph which shows up in all 3 games.
The Witcher 3 has the Botchling from the Bloody Baron quest-line.
PT has the talking baby in the sink.
DMC has a giant baby bossfight in a nightclub
Don’t forget exposito from blasphemous…
And the nazi zombie fetus fight from Stick of Truth!! Oh and the zombie baby fight from CarnEvil!!!
"This time, the themes and symbolism are much more clever... because it has a *chainsaw*."
*cue Andy, staring grimly into the camera*
This is why I watch this channel 😁
What could it all mean?
There was a game a few years back where you played either a baby trying to off itself or a dad who's job was to ensure the baby didn't off itself, that's my pick for this one. I have no real experience with babies, but I'm fairly sure that chugging cleaning fluid isn't good for them.
who's your daddy. that was a FUN game back in the day. got so popular a fully working amazing minecraft version was made.
Most cleaning fluids, yes, you are correct.
But not when it comes to _Toilet Duck™️_
hence the funfun ducky shaped bottle!
It's just ready & waiting for a kiss 👶💋🚽🦆
(☠F DEATH!)
@@favoritemustard3542, Father Jack seemed to have no ill effects (other than the pink elephants...and the horror fingers).
@Alsebra LOL true, true, but that ol' cantankerous bastard was a tank!
Love me some _Father Ted_ 🤣👍
@@favoritemustard3542, one of my most quoted TV shows...it's a toss-up between that, Blackadder, or Chef!.
Out of everything in RE Village, NOTHING came close to terrifying me as much as that baby monster.
Oh no, not the monster baby
The ugly tall vampire thing is the scariest thing ever,these are facts.
Meh.
@@MilloSpiegel I've seen scarier things from a Van Gogh painting.
Sounds like a lot of fun stories got shared with Dads Mike and Luke to the Oxboxtra office, such as the color of baby poop.
Especially @ lunchtime I'm sure lol
As long as the baby is otherwise okay, the proper color of poop is "yes" (I've seen an orange/pink concoction due to medication before).
".. with the resulting baby explosion."
Darn, missed a chance to say "Baby Boom" there. =)
My firstborn just reached the age of two and I promise you a parent’s true nightmare isn’t an infant… it’s a toddler.
Yes, because now they can walk and they certainly don't wait for you!
Also nothing within their reach is safe now. Good luck.
@@melodysymphonystar mmmmm now that I think about it... some of the entries on this list ARE in fact toddlers and not actual babies.
Just wait till they're teenagers.....
A silent toddler is worse... a happily entertained destructive toddler up to no good is always silent.
PTSD Intensifies: NO LUKA PUT THAT DOWN!
The Botchling from the Witcher 3. That is a thing of nightmares!
Why did I subject myself to this video? For some reason the scream of a baby doesn't trigger the "ohhh, what's wrong with the baby?" response in my brain, but rather the fight or flight response...
Basically babies in their natural form are already horrifying to me and unlike my family predicted I did not grow out of this sentiment, even after a decade of being a legal adult.
I feel this in my soul.
If it's any consolation, I didn't have kids until I had been an adult for nearly *two* decades...and they ended up happening as those things often do (I wasn't against having kids, just had spent most of my life working and not having relationships). The first pregnancy would've been enough to put *anyone* off of having more...my ex had had two single pregnancies before we got together, only to have triplets followed by twins with me...
Don't forget the Titanic Toddler from "Zombies ate my Neighbors"! 40 feet of terror, it drips milk on you, smashes you under foot, and all the while the music has a sample of a child creepily saying, "uh-oh!"
I find the other baby enemy in Dead Space scarier. It spawns tentacles from its spine that can shoot projectiles at you, it crawls on the walls and ceiling, and if it gets too close it latches onto your face. But at least you can QTE it off you and kick it like an (american) football clear across the room.
Because that face definitely needs punting
The Sucklers from Parasite Eve 2 should also be on the list. Not only do they make unsettling baby noises, they have a tendency to ambush you in confined spaces.
And to top it off, some of them explode after latching onto Aya.
This game needs a remaster or remake, it's one of my all time favorites games.
Should've included the 'Botchling' from 'Witcher 3''s Bloody Baron sidequest. Equal parts terrifying, gross and tragic ... might be hard to be funny about it, though.
I was totally expecting this on the list, actually
I agree. I was sure that I would see it on this list.
... so, hows the fatherhood going guys?
Glad I watched this... My wife is 11 weeks pregnant, this is what my brain needed haha Thanks for the nightmare fuel oxbox 😅
At least you didn't get a double shock when she went to the doctor...my ex and I figured out she was pregnant, so she went to the doctor...and found out we were having triplets (our second pregnancy was twins...).
Not sure if it counts, but the Insidious Ruin enemies of Alice: Madness Returns all wear baby masks (some are constructed out of baby doll parts) and make sounds akin to distorted crying.
*_*shivers at the thought_*
It's almost as if developers have become parents and are trying to tell us something....
But how do they have the time to make games ? Having a kid means no time.
The giant PT fetus in Village freaked me out SO MUCH. I'm not a horror gamer, so I was faring pretty well in Village up until House Beneviento. My roommate watched me playing that section and when she told me "you're going to have to run and hide from it" I just stared at her with a horrified look on my face. XD I've never been so disturbed.
I had to pause the game multiple times just from how much I was shitting my self, that baby made me so nervous
@@skinnywhitedude8765 Yeah I kept going into the map menu to plot my next move! But I loved the game nonetheless, it was the only Resi game I've played, and it was definitely more up my alley (as in, no heavy horror themes except for that house). I did appreciate that House Beneviento was the shortest Lord section, because if it went on any longer it would somehow be less scary.
Now, Heisenberg's factory on the other hand...that whole place was tense as hell!
Oh no, my biggest fear....babies!
As a fairly recent parent myself I found RE:Village and DS2 particularly upsetting. RE was absolutely terrifying with that baby monster and there’s something really messed up about having to collect the parts of your child to try and save her. Man that got me real hard. I just kept thinking what if this was my kid? Didn’t help that I was working away from home at that point I guess.
DS2 was just tragic and sad. I found it less scary in that moment as I felt it was my duty to put these creatures out of their misery. Or maybe just get rid of them so I didn’t have to face them anymore.
What’s interesting to me at least is that I consider both RE8 and DS2 to be absolutely fantastic games and are both in my top 10.
I feel like this one is gonna have a sequel. probably featuring earthbound's final boss and also something from bloodborne
The Botchling from The Witcher 3 springs to mind. Just sad, really. That bloody Baron and his questline! *shakes fist in the air*
You forgot Drakengard and the monstrous babies that devoured Arioch, the companion character that was quite insane in her own right.
Yoko Taro strikes again
Right? I was waiting for those horrors
Random rain of giant babies . . . ye gods that game was weird . . .
I'm not sure they "forgot" Drakengard - maybe they simply couldn't fit eight games on a list with seven entries.
Max Payne's baby was pretty scary during those nightmare sequences. Being forced to do a blood trail platforming section was possibly even scarier.
I wonder who could have possibly come up with this idea
Surely Luke and/or Mike didn't pitch this idea as some sort of therapy.
Right?
@@GrannyTerror it was either Luke or Andy just to pick on Mike
In Clock Tower: The First Fear, you have a part where you are being chased Dan Barrows, a giant, deformed, purple baby that, according to developers, has a body made of corpses.
Cherubs from Doom 3 are pretty terrifying. Half baby, half slug creatures that come in groups and leap at you. In a slow paced, very dark fps horror game. Right before the mancubi.
Not gonna lie, the baby in RE8 was THE worst part for me. I was terrified.. the Beneviento estate went from RE to Silent Hill, and i was not ready for it.
I take it Luke has reminded Mike of the excessive sleep deprivation.
You forgot the baby crying from Max Payne, you never see the actual baby, but walking along that bloody line with the crying baby still haunts my dreams.
I'm one of those people who hate babies (I'm sorry, they just freak me out) so really ANY baby will do just fine for this list.
No need to be sorry(it’s funny that we humans like baby animals but hate the babies version of ourselves)I get stressed out & anxious very easily plus I’m a germophobe so I can’t never be a father(just hearing babies crying stresses me out,even when they aren’t mine & even in a screen!)for the people that likes them & don’t have my conditions good for them but I can’t with those little monsters)these are facts.
Omg same! Fleshy, loud, oozing things...
You’re all monsters since they can’t help what makes you hate them 😡
Same. They're loud, they're smelly, and they're fragile. Keep me away from any baby, please!
In CarnEvil the final boss of the freak show is a giant baby called Junior, he chases the player around a giant playroom, hits them with his rattle and even vomits on them. Some versions of the game replace Junior with a giant teddy bear who fights exactly like him and even uses the same voice clips.
Wasnt that the game about the haunted carnival that spawns in a graveyard?
@@nyotamwuaji6484 You're right it was.
Cherubs in Darkest Dungeon 2 seem to exist for the sole purpose of ruining any DD2 players' day, because not only do they look and especially sound horrifying (which is par for the course with DD anyway) but can also send a run careening off the rails with their debuffs which make your party susceptible to take more damage - which, given they usually appear with tankier enemies, is a thrown controller waiting to happen
Love this channel and it always help me find good (or unhinged) games to play
I got 2 suggestions to add to this list: the crying fetus in the sink in PT, and basically the entire second disc of Parasite Eve.
I was thinking that Mike's recoil at the beginning looked fake, but then I remember that it's Mike and he probably hasn't ever really recoiled in fear with those steel nerves of his lol
I have a 4 year old. She knows how door locks work and can reach almost everything in the house. Thats not terrifying until it is
Blasphemous has a giant baby boss but I'm not sure its terrifying enough for the sequel video. Mostly its just a giant blindfolded christ baby that occasionally trying to rip you apart.
I Don’t know about you but I think a giant blindfolded Christ baby that tries to rip you apart is pretty scary.
@@GradyDP ...sounds like a ticket to Heaven...
The evil baby I remember is the Botchling from Witcher 3. The one in the Baron's quest. This one truly demonstrates that evil babies are really about bad parenting.
I didn't even see her as evil. Creepy and gross, sure, but it's a baby after all, so that's to be expected. (Or is that just me?)
I didn't dislike the Botchling though, mainly because I made the Baron bury his daughter, so her being creepy and gross was just appropriate punishment for him.
Darkstalkers 3 has a stage called the Foetus of God. It's a nightmare, especially when someone wins a round.
They brought that imagery back for Resident Evil VIII in the form of the Megamycete - the artistic depicitons of it are all blatantly natal, the events and imagery leading up to its reveal are pointedly apocalyptic, and it (along with its mold hive) are even referred to as the "Black God" in the Japanese script.
It's weird that "It's like killing babies with a scythe" is a phrase that never caught on.
As a parent, I really appreciate that you can tell this episode involved people who have parenting experience. Those jokes were accurate.
That dead space scene has haunted me ever since
I've played through RE Village twice now. I knew the baby was coming and it still turned my heart into a jack hammer.
When I read the title, I immediately thought of RE Village and Dead Space 2. I'm glad to see they were included here. The first time one of those crawlers exploded in the daycare, I had to put my controller down and go outside for a few minutes.
I was hoping for Andy's reaction from R8 village baby reaction on their live stream to be shown here. That was gold.
My personal vote goes to the Valley of Defilement from Demon´s Souls that features a giant pool of demonic babies that hit surprisingly hard, poisen you and spawn infinitely.
The real nightmare about parenthood is that your kids grow up, leave home- then return and never leave. So much for 'getting busy' in your golden years...
Also, you eventually end up taking care of even more babies :p
3:27 - I could never get over the look on the Duke's face here. It's like he's enjoying a prank.
Spooky's jumpscare mansion has a couple of disturbing babies:
One is in the area for Specimen 5 (obviously taking a page from Silent Hill), where you find a fleshy room with a crying sperm
The other is the baby head monster in the Hospital DLC that also took a page from Silent Hill
Baby zombies in Minecraft. Fast, small, and can be pretty terrifying when you're lost at night
Oh, geez! Apparently I used to crawl kind of like the Dead Space crawlers and I have a flat spot on the top of my skull to prove it. But it's been 50 years now, and I haven't explo
I had a manor in an RPG, and when we were determining what was happening as a side effect of being close to the ‘broken summoning circle’ , and the abandoned nursery had an edge in the same area, but right above. I was nice and did not lob demon babies at my players, but apparently ‘chain of ghost babies’ is just too much for them. Sensitive.
Cherubs from Doom 3. I managed to play that game before any spoils so the first i heard were a load of baby crys (which is odd during a Doom game). And they half baby, half flying robot that make baby crying noises.
This video is top-tier comedy writing. All three of you, brilliant.
Didn't need this video to tell me babies are horrible but sure.
You do realize that Dante's Divine Comedy was written as theological satire deliberately criticising the church leaders of the time, and is not meant to be a direct reflection of what people of that time actually believed? He took some major liberties in that department.
Silent Hill 4: The Room?
*"YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, BABY!"*
Wow these babies are scary.. when I was a baby my chainsaw skills were lacklustre at best
Such beautiful words of wisdom from Mike at the very end
Can’t believe as a big fan of souls games you guys forgot bloodbourne. Upper cathedral anyone. Plague babies (demons souls), frenzy babies.
There's skeleton babies outside of lord nitos boss room
"Whoever wrote this stuff, clearly wasn't paying attention during their school lessons on reproductive biology!"
Yeah, in certain parts of the U.S. those are optional, and you can get a note from your parents forbidding you from attending...
The best part of this video is that Mike HAS a baby, so the intro and outro come off less like funny jokes and more like desperate cries for help.
“Chubby little food grabbers” is now my favorite phrase!
I shall now use it to describe all babies
As someone who has a 3.5/4 year old cousin I can confirm that babies are horrifying bundles of abject terror WITH the added bonus of a seemingly infinite amount of energy that they choose to expend either screaming, running around, or both.
Yeah, Mike is clearly working something out with this one.
Also, no PT or botchling from The Witcher 3? I smell a part 2 or commenter edition in the offing.
Isaac: hears baby scream
also Isaac: backpedals
Ahhh, parenthood...where you will, at the very least, either Neo dodge projectile vomiting or watch as your child becomes a cannon out of the other end at least once.
...that last one happened once. It was both horrifying, and hilarious.
I can relate to the cannon thing. When my daughter was first born, we decided to have family pictures professionally made. So of course 20 minutes before the photographer comes to the house, she poops. Well, I made the mistake of trying to change her too soon because as soon as I got the diaper off, she pooped.... and pooped... All over the changing pad and the couch... Then we gave her a bath, and she continued to poop all over the bathtub. 😆 🤪🙃
DMC's Mundus Spawn is pretty horrifying doesn't help that its mom is still attached to it. UGHHH.
I still have no idea how Ellen got through the RE8 dollhouse with only one swear, especially when the monster baby arrived
Parasite Eve 2's horrifying giant baby final boss ABSOLUTELY should have made this list. The normal baby cry that elongates and gets deeper as it grows and mutates still gives me the wiggins 20 years later o.o
Glad Catherine got some recognition. Same for Dante’s Inferno
I remember beating Dante's Inferno in one sitting with my brother and sister when they were in college and I had just gotten my license so I drove up to see them. It's a surprisingly good game for how little recognition it gets.
Loved Dante’s Inferno& Catherine 🖤
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I loved Dante’s Inferno. Liked it a lot better than GOW.
Even if there were some real backhanded comments in the Catherine section
Never in all my year's have i ever expected "Gigan Babies" would be an accurate description of an enemy in a video game.
"Hopefully that's put you off parenting for life" -actual parent Mike Channell, 2021
The Lubberkin/whatever name it had before that I can't remember from the Witcher 3: Wild hunt. NO THANK YOU this is not what I signed up for becoming a Witcher!
Maybe not in Lubberkin state, but as the botchling (I looked up the name): ewwwwwww. But it brought me joy to watch that god awful baron have to carry it lmao
Victor Deshayes from "Dead by Daylight". Died as an infant, stayed attached to his older sister Charlotte's body decaying and rotting for years, until he's resurrected by the Entity (and turns out to be an excellent hunting dog against survivors).
So glad dead space is on here. Was the first thing I thought of when I saw the title.
I'm suddenly reminded of the few exorcist pukes my son had... *Me shivering in fear*. Oh and the big burly viking shits that required hazmat suits and gas masks with supplied oxygen to clean up...in the Walmart parking lot...that some how got smeared on the car seat...in great quantities....Thanks for bringing back such wonderful memories Oxbox...thanks
My daughter says the scariest thing of all is something that's supposed to be safe and innocent and isn't.
The dollhouse bosses from each Shadow Hearts games still haunts my dreams till this day
"Horrifying bundles of abject terror"... yup. sounds about right IRL too, considering I have a phobia of babies
I've played quite a few of these games and am confronted with the horrifying thought that maybe my video game enemy choices show a deep, dark fear of mine. My therapist will love this for me.
Well, no Clock Tower (SNES) baby? That creeper gave me nightmares for days
Ten years since I first got to that scene and still look away when Claudia does... that.
I'm surprised that the fetus in P.T wasn't on the list. It's strange isall I'm saying.
"...the resulting baby explosion.."..😂 thank you for that
If y’all ever do a part two, y’all GOTTA talk about Chancy from Luigi’s Mansion. It’s not as… grotesque as some of the other picks here, but you still cannot deny, for a Mario game, Chancy is an absolute horrorshow
Jane: "i didn't aask.." ..perfect
I feel like I've seen this vid before? And I feel like I also suggested the babies in Dying Light. Those things lure you in, then paralyze you with their crying so the _other_ zombies can murder you.
I am strongly reminded of Kuato from the original Total Recall .... "You are what you do, Mr. Quaid"
“As I understand it, one of the main hazards when handling a baby is that it might suddenly explode from EITHER end…”
So true. So horribly, hilariously true. XD
OK OK, my go at describing Gegebonne - it's if a Kuato (and younger host) fell into a Sarlacc pit and during the 1,000 years of digestion they allowed Kuato to pop out and say hi now and again... so did I do a professional job with that description?
The Resident Evil: Village doll house was the 2nd most scary experience I’ve ever been through in a video game. Just barely beaten by the freaking Man-Bat jump scare in Batman: Arkham Knight.
I was so expecting Andy's statement about hurling exploding babies around to be taken out of context at some other point of the video.