Opie & Anthony: Opie Ponders Water (03/19/12)

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  • @84blizzle
    @84blizzle 7 років тому +32

    1:15 When Anthony goes "What do you mean...wow" lol he sounds so interested... like "Here we go"😕

  • @themanagement69
    @themanagement69 9 років тому +43

    Opie is proof that you do not need to be intelligent to attend college nor will attending college make you intelligent. Anthony's ability to comprehend and process information is what makes him more interesting and much funnier than Opie is or ever was.

    • @E101ification
      @E101ification 5 років тому +1

      After recently completing a 3 year university course I can confirm this. Some of the dumbest people I've ever encountered, students _and_ staff.

    • @pozloadescobar
      @pozloadescobar 2 роки тому +7

      Anthony is like one of those guys who made it in the software world with no degree, just raw talent, interest, and experience. Really impressive guy and on a totally different level than those around him

    • @JesseVenturaHat
      @JesseVenturaHat 15 днів тому

      I know somebody who is going to college and he has no common sense

  • @kanemura93
    @kanemura93 9 років тому +53

    It's interesting how Opie says "you're only thinking on the surface" while he is the one who assumes it's gone because he can't see it anymore.

    • @E101ification
      @E101ification 6 років тому +6

      I also like how he made a pun there without realizing it.

  • @Mastro_
    @Mastro_ 9 років тому +21

    "Then I was trying to figure out fire!" - That made me laugh.

    • @helenhuntsforehead9690
      @helenhuntsforehead9690 5 років тому +3

      I thought about fire when I was a child, like 6 or 7 years old. I'd learned so far that everything in the universe was made of atoms. So....fire is made of atoms? I thought. That didn't seem right.
      Then I learned that fire is simply a chemical reaction happening _to_ the atoms of combustible materials, and never thought about it again. Ever.

  • @NelsonCWoodstock
    @NelsonCWoodstock 8 років тому +14

    "Water's pretty fucked up if you really start looking at it." -The Opester

  • @mickobrien3156
    @mickobrien3156 7 років тому +14

    5:08 ... The first time Sammy made me laugh! Opie of course answers the sarcastic question straight.

  • @tbratrud
    @tbratrud 9 років тому +19

    "think about water for 10 minutes"

  • @paulthoresen8241
    @paulthoresen8241 8 років тому +11

    Ants layman explanation was so good

  • @deadshot1995
    @deadshot1995 7 років тому +10

    'What's in salt water that makes it undrinkable?'
    -Gregg 'Opie' Hughes.

    • @E101ification
      @E101ification 7 років тому +2

      We can add that to the list: 1) I want to see the weather records from the dinosaur era.
      2) With the headless horseman, was it the horse that was headless, or the horseman?
      3) I agree with profiling, but I also want everybody to be checked.
      4) What's in salt water that makes it undrinkable?

    • @michellec765
      @michellec765 3 роки тому

      He worked for the Mafia dude.
      He doesn't need to know about no water

  • @MasterEm243
    @MasterEm243 9 років тому +8

    Opie becomes a 2 year old at the end of the video.

  • @AJDANYC
    @AJDANYC 9 років тому +33

    opie is like if neil degrasse tyson never went to any kind of school but instead did coloring books for around 30 years

    • @jackcarter9861
      @jackcarter9861 3 роки тому +2

      Imagine liking that space documentary reading hack who hasn't contributed anything to the scientific community. Ughk

    • @Paul-dw2cl
      @Paul-dw2cl 3 роки тому +1

      Neil D Tyson sucks

    • @interestinginformation9542
      @interestinginformation9542 Рік тому

      How about if Neil Degrasse Tyson had his brain replaced with Fudgy Wudgy bars

  • @austinkufirst
    @austinkufirst 9 років тому +13

    It hangs out in a pool.

  • @jamesthomas9987
    @jamesthomas9987 6 років тому +12

    The only time this kind of conversation is acceptable is when your 15 years old trying pot for the first time. Embarrassing from a guy his age on a radio show.

  • @43Aquaman
    @43Aquaman 4 роки тому +5

    What the fucks up wit magnets..

  • @TigerDriver66
    @TigerDriver66 9 років тому +5

    This is breathtaking.

  • @BuffPsyduck
    @BuffPsyduck 9 років тому +9

    i was reading about this clip on reddit last night, and how you couldnt find it for the longest time. then i wake up and bam its in my subs.

  • @E101ification
    @E101ification 7 років тому +8

    I listen to this whenever I'm feeling insecure about my own intelligence.

  • @meatgrinder6678
    @meatgrinder6678 7 років тому +5

    Plot twist, chip is opie. "Dat dont make no sense"

  • @erichenry2976
    @erichenry2976 6 років тому +16

    Remember he was a rockstar in science. Genius.

    • @E101ification
      @E101ification 6 років тому +3

      And a math whiz.

    • @Ray_D_Tutto
      @Ray_D_Tutto 3 роки тому +1

      @@E101ification But he forgot it all.

    • @dorpth
      @dorpth 2 роки тому

      He actually said, "I was a math whiz. While other kids were studying multiplication, I was studying...whatever comes next."
      The math genius who studied the intricate field of "Whatever comes after multiplication".

  • @helioseismology
    @helioseismology 9 років тому +37

    Wait. Which guy is the high school dropout, and which guy is the college graduate?

    • @Michele1ELL
      @Michele1ELL 9 років тому +7

      👍 excellent point

    • @Michele1ELL
      @Michele1ELL 9 років тому +11

      ha, both Anthony and Norton are high school dropouts actually. I forgot. Oh lord, Opie is a dunce

  • @slikrick5857
    @slikrick5857 6 років тому +5

    “You’re only thinkin about water on the surface. spend 10
    Minutes on it!”

  • @nickcarter3491
    @nickcarter3491 4 роки тому +5

    This is brutally funny. I wish Opie was like this all the time

  • @Massurupapa
    @Massurupapa 9 років тому +7

    Ooh my God thank you

  • @anonynony4410
    @anonynony4410 4 роки тому +6

    I will be fair to Opie, I've studied quite a lot of physics and chemistry on the way to med school and there's a lot of elementary stuff that I've just forgotten because time passes and I never used it. I'm sure it's far worse for someone who majored in communication. And the properties of matter he's talking about are pretty interesting, which is why people studied it and figured it out. He just needs to read a fucking book. It's kinda fascinating how he's asking all the right questions without being interested in doing any of the work to find out about it.

    • @MrEvanNoyes
      @MrEvanNoyes 2 роки тому +1

      He can’t comprehend evaporation. “You’re wet cause waters on you but then it just disappears!”

  • @nickyork6630
    @nickyork6630 4 роки тому +5

    "I was trying to figure out fire too" made me laugh so fucking hard. Best Opie segment ever

  • @perttivahasenpaskaoja3591
    @perttivahasenpaskaoja3591 4 роки тому +5

    Opie was a ROCKSTAR in science

  • @thegeeker5624
    @thegeeker5624 9 років тому +5

    Water is just like comedy, Opie. Oh I forgot, Opie dose not understand comedy either.

  • @borrisg4972
    @borrisg4972 4 роки тому +3

    "I've got a good observation: If you drink water then you can piss it out of your PRICK." -Club Soda Kenny
    Bless his heart

  • @3rdcoastnyucka
    @3rdcoastnyucka 9 років тому +4

    Post more, please. I love you.

  • @AbramsAirsoft
    @AbramsAirsoft 9 років тому +4

    But Ant. "How'd the moon get there?"

  • @kevinsizemore8833
    @kevinsizemore8833 4 роки тому +4

    I spent an hour thinking about water,
    I feel the same way about it as I did an hour ago, its just water,

  • @99tubalcain
    @99tubalcain 9 років тому +3

    Opie rightly deserves shit but Yimmy's initial question "Can I see a picture of that" re the Marianas Trench enrages me on every level.

  • @TheAntiBright
    @TheAntiBright 5 років тому +4

    Opies best Joe Rogan impression

  • @flipper_1969
    @flipper_1969 7 років тому +5

    THIS boils down to, in a greggshell, what is wrong with him. Dopie has ALWAYS been out of his element when talking about science, or most things, but I'm still shocked to hear THIS clip. I didn't hear this segment of the show back then.
    Sirius/XM still employs Dopie, but not for long.

    • @E101ification
      @E101ification 7 років тому

      Dude, can you give me next week's lottery numbers?

    • @flipper_1969
      @flipper_1969 7 років тому

      4, 13, 25, 34, 55, 8

    • @E101ification
      @E101ification 7 років тому +1

      Thanks, man. :)

    • @flipper_1969
      @flipper_1969 7 років тому +1

      Actually, it's a bit premature (oh Uncle Paul!) to thank me....only thank me if you win something. Good luck.

    • @BalloonSage
      @BalloonSage 4 роки тому

      I’m going to start using these numbers

  • @nietzschesmoustache3585
    @nietzschesmoustache3585 9 років тому +20

    Opie's not a smart man

    • @AdmiralZhao007
      @AdmiralZhao007 6 років тому

      what about his not a smart man? did you mean anthony?

    • @helenhuntsforehead9690
      @helenhuntsforehead9690 5 років тому +4

      @@AdmiralZhao007 The apostrophe has a dual use: to show possession and to replace letters for contraction. In this case, "Opie's" means "Opie is", not that he owns something called a 'not a smart man'.
      A lot of people suffering from the Dunning-Kruger effect will regularly attempt to mock others for using apostrophes in this way, not realizing that it is in fact quite correct and making a fool of themselves in the process.

    • @shanebrennan8250
      @shanebrennan8250 5 років тому

      Nietzsche's Moustache but he knows what love is.

    • @ronaldperkele
      @ronaldperkele 4 роки тому +1

      @@helenhuntsforehead9690 get a life xD

  • @Stratahoovius
    @Stratahoovius 9 років тому +2

    No Opie, water is actually very very light blue in colour.

  • @jwalkr001
    @jwalkr001 9 років тому +3

    Those last 30 seconds reminded me of Louis CK's bit about his annoying daughter that kept asking "why?". Opie has the intelligence of a 4 year old girl.

  • @TheSeriouslyCasual
    @TheSeriouslyCasual 9 років тому +15

    So what's the deal with this salt water? Why can't we drink it?

    • @carlbrovloski7331
      @carlbrovloski7331 8 років тому +2

      +TheSeriouslyCasual think about it though...you put salt on food to make it taste better and you can drink a glass of water while your eating your salted meal..but if you put the salt in the water it kills ya?! HOW DOES THAT WORK?!?!

    • @E101ification
      @E101ification 7 років тому +1

      +Carl Brovloski - Because the amount of salt in seawater is significantly larger than the amount of salt in our food or that we put on our food. It's way too much salt than the body can absorb, so the body gets rid of it through urine. But the amount of salt in seawater means your body has to expel more water than you drank, so you dehydrate.

    • @84blizzle
      @84blizzle 7 років тому +1

      E101ification All you gotta do is get ocean water in your mouth by accident to know how bad it is for you. It's fuckin disgustingly strong with salt. It is kinda crazy how much it effects the an entire ocean.

    • @E101ification
      @E101ification 7 років тому

      +Brian-84blizzle - True, but cod liver oil tastes fucking disgusting too, and that's good for you.

    • @JadeRunner
      @JadeRunner 3 роки тому

      It doesn't. Drinking salt water doesn't kill you. Drinking ONLY salt water is what kills you.

  • @dillis2188
    @dillis2188 9 років тому +5

    My nigguh Club Soda dropping knowledge bombs.

  • @theblackhundreds7124
    @theblackhundreds7124 7 років тому

    I love the emotion be put through that

  • @jackcarter9861
    @jackcarter9861 3 роки тому

    I've listened to this 4 times after this...

  • @greydawn
    @greydawn 9 років тому +2

    Welcome back, Yeetzy

  • @AlcoLOLism
    @AlcoLOLism 9 років тому +4

    This just makes me sad.

  • @harrygreb3457
    @harrygreb3457 6 років тому +6

    I wish he would ponder what bleach tasted like

  • @chandraray7798
    @chandraray7798 2 дні тому

    Of the three of them, this man was the one who graduated from college.
    Let that sink in...

  • @DangerMenace
    @DangerMenace 9 років тому +2

    Opie is in a constant state of being a stoned 19 year old.
    It's pretty awesome.
    Also, Professor Anthony at the end.

  • @PaxBisonica89
    @PaxBisonica89 9 років тому +1

    you're back!

  • @DKCG0113
    @DKCG0113 4 роки тому +6

    He really is like a child

  • @maxburpee
    @maxburpee Рік тому

    “Waves have been happening for a good million years” - Hughes, Gregg “Opie”

  • @snausagesrgood
    @snausagesrgood 9 років тому +11

    Everything freaks opie out.

  • @21johnja
    @21johnja 3 роки тому +2

    he's pulling a Seinfeld. Water, whats up with that?

  • @billyshead1339
    @billyshead1339 7 років тому +3

    Opie tries to take over and ........ nothing.

  • @killustrator
    @killustrator 9 років тому +6

    Thank you for a new post. Are you essentially "out" of clips or just less active? Your channel is excellent especially when I get to hear Steve C scramble to defend himself in his fake radio voice. "What are you doing in myyy fucking house?!"

    • @Jasonayeiter
      @Jasonayeiter  9 років тому +11

      +killustrator Less active. Plenty of potential O&A material left to be harvested for UA-cam. I haven't uploaded anything on the channel in months due to other things in my life taking priority combined with the current existence of O&J being such a downer.
      Ironically, I was considering a return to uploading O&A clips a month ago when I got a copyright strike on my account from Opie/Sirius XM. It was for the Opie Throws Poker Chips audio that I uploaded a couple years ago. So, until April 29th 2016 I can't upload any videos longer than 15 minutes. So...I may upload some videos shorter than that between now and then.

    • @MidgetClownPorn
      @MidgetClownPorn 9 років тому

      +Jasonayeiter just curious, what made that audio special that they took it down and gave you a copyright strike, but ignored your other hundreds of videos? That sucks, but I figured Opie would just try and get your channel nuked entirely. Thanks for all the videos!

    • @liamwgamble
      @liamwgamble 9 років тому

      +Jasonayeiter o&j a downer? todays show was great

    • @Jasonayeiter
      @Jasonayeiter  9 років тому +7

      +Franz Ferdinand I absolutely loved today's O&J. Opie's narcissism and sociopathy finally got to Jim and there was no turning back. Jimmy would not let up as Opie sputtered out of control into delusion and paranoia. Despite the awkward "make nice" at the end, it's pretty obvious Jimmy is done with Opie. For the next 10 months his newest character, "Just for Appearances Jimmy" will be serving out his remaining sentence and that's that.

    • @Jasonayeiter
      @Jasonayeiter  9 років тому +4

      +MidgetClownPorn It was mentioned on the O&A subreddit as one of the videos that had potential to get Opie fired. Opie claims he doesn't read any of the stuff there but his actions often directly contradict it.
      I once believed that the reason the uploader's videos were largely left alone was because the show understood the promotional potential of the videos and appreciated the effort fans put into them. I still believe this of Jim & Ant but they weren't making the call on SXM leaving them alone or removing them. That''s Opie and it's always been Opie. Opie allows them to stay for only one reason and that's ego. It makes him feel good to know his name is on videos with lots of views and upvotes. At this point, I believe the guy never really appreciated Ant or Jim so the idea that he appreciated O&A fans has become absurd.

  • @potheadkennewick
    @potheadkennewick 9 років тому +8

    Sounds like something Joe Rogan would say

    • @JadeRunner
      @JadeRunner 3 роки тому +2

      It's entirely possible.

  • @E101ification
    @E101ification 6 років тому +1

    On the 'Jesse Ventura Mockery' episode Opie legitimately asks "When was 9/11?"

  • @AHigherPrimate
    @AHigherPrimate 9 років тому +5

    Does Opie get high during the show? I just don't get him if this isn't the case.

    • @evansgate
      @evansgate 2 роки тому

      it's called being profoundly retarded

  • @jimjambananaslam3596
    @jimjambananaslam3596 3 роки тому +3

    Opie really is a simpleton...

  • @GrinningAries
    @GrinningAries 9 років тому +3

    I'll give him the benefit of the doubt and assume he was stoned. I shouldn't, and I'm probably wrong. But its difficult for me to process that someone, especially someone successful, could be like this

  • @21johnja
    @21johnja 3 роки тому +1

    this is hilarious. so he is clearly still high

  • @shanebrennan8250
    @shanebrennan8250 7 років тому +9

    I can't even listen to this. God, how embarrassing.

  • @girlwithgreenhairpfp
    @girlwithgreenhairpfp 2 роки тому +1

    This didn't anger me. This thoroughly frustrated me.

  • @ClownxxBaby
    @ClownxxBaby 7 років тому +2

    I got no problem with this break. The guy is being creative

  • @stza16
    @stza16 9 років тому +2

    So is water a wave or a particle?

    • @TheorizingWithBen
      @TheorizingWithBen 9 років тому

      +drz a compound. hydrogen2:oxygen1. a wave would consist of energy shaping the motions of it and a particle is ridiculously smaller than a compound. a wave of water flows because it's a liquid and liquid takes loose form.

  • @MrEvanNoyes
    @MrEvanNoyes 2 роки тому +1

    I could answer Opies childlike questions back in elementary school with information only harvested from the magic school bus. I don’t know why I sought this clip out, his stupidity makes me so angry.

  • @harrygreb3457
    @harrygreb3457 6 років тому +4

    An unfunny jerry Seinfeld

  • @nathanchin2483
    @nathanchin2483 7 років тому +1

    LOL

  • @KittenBasher69
    @KittenBasher69 Рік тому

    I went down on a sub once.

  • @aewabadon764
    @aewabadon764 4 роки тому

    😂

  • @ThamesChase
    @ThamesChase 2 роки тому +2

    In a certain sense, Opie is showing a higher level of intelligence than all of you. He understands the basic mechanics of something, but isn't afraid to ask the questions behind the answers. Opie is not programmed, and this isn't the first time the blind have ridiculed the ones who can see.

  • @kieraneric2549
    @kieraneric2549 2 роки тому +1

    What a zilch

  • @RevivalOfBuzzBuzz
    @RevivalOfBuzzBuzz 5 місяців тому

    This actually shows a high intelligence in some ways.