In this version, Shinji Ikari is an out of luck Private Detective, being hounded by his thirsty as fuck land lady while this rival P.I who also wanted him constantly bothers him while he's being hired by a young lady who he swore looked like his dead mom...
Depression? I don't know about that, the opening seems like it's upbeat, almost in complete contrast to the rest of the show in my opinion. The lyrics seem like they are almost a parody of all the mecha anime openings at the time of making NGE. This version is EXTREMELY funky though, I'll give you that.
Without any memes or jokes, the rhythm section on this piece is phenomenal. Switching from regular swing to a jazz waltz (by itself no easy feat) then back to a double-time swing without pause, just *chef's kiss*
And now I have this delightfully blursed image in my head of Eva opening credits with the dub cast. NEON GENESIS EVANGELION Starring SPIKE SPENCER as Shinji Ikari AMANDA WINN-LEE as Rei Ayanami TIFFANY GRANT as Asuka Langley Soryu With ALLISON KEITH as Misato Katsuragi And TRISTAN MACAVERY as Gendo Ikari And featuring AMANDA WINN-LEE as Pen Pen
Congratulations Congratulations Congratulations Congratulations Congratulations Congratulations Congratulations Congratulations Congratulations On making a really good cover!
Hello, and welcome back to 'Mental Breakdowns and Mommy issues'. I'm Gendo Ikari, and this is my co-host Eva Unit 01. Today we have with us Shinji Ikari, Rei II, and Miss Misato Katsuragi, and we will be discussing getting in the damn robot. Thanks to The Samurai Bebop for coming up with the foundation of this joke.
Noir Genesis Evangelion: Tokyo-3, a crime ridden haven that has been rebuilt three times over. It is under constant attack from an organized crime group or wild terrorists known as The ANGELS. Enter Hard Boiled, alcoholic grizzled 30 year old detective, Shinji Ikari, who has seen his fair share of tragedy, loss, and the seedy side of Tokyo-3's districts. Together with his partner, the loud, chain smoking perfectionist femme fatale, Asuka Langley, and with help from their assistant, the quiet but dutiful secretary Rei Ayanami they patrol the streets with their Evangelion super mobiles looking for clues and whereabouts for the next Angel Attack, and the identities of the perpetrators. The Evangelion super mobiles were built by Shinji's old man, Nerv Scientist, Gendo Ikari. The 10 year project started after's Gendo's wife, Yui died in an ANGEL terrorist attack. The Evangelions are not just built with mechanical parts, but organic material. The Evangelions feed on a mysterious orange liquid known as LCL. Shinji Ikari answers to his chief superior, 45 year old brash veteran alocoholic Misato Katsuragi. Misato gives the Evangelion patrollers a mission briefing, before sending them out for any line of work that can range from undercover infiltration, spying, or raiding a building. When their vehicles are damaged, Shinji, Rei, and Asuka bring their vehicles into the NERV backed chop shop of Ritsuko Akagi, middle aged mechanical genius, old fling of Gendo and bitter colleague of Misato. Shinji Ikari, a lonely man, is still dealing with the grief of his mother who passed away 10 years ago, when driving alone on the rainy streets in his Eva-01, he plays a familiar song in order to comfort himself. The world lays a heavy burden on Shinji's shoulders. Shinji lives in the shadow of his acclaimed scientist father, and wants to prove something of himself in order to be accepted by society at large, and earn the love of his cold distant father. The super weapons Shinji and his partners use are capable of massive collateral damage and the line of duty takes a toll on his sanity. He visits a local bar run by Kaworu Nagisa, the only man who understands him in this cruel world. PLOT TWIST: Kaworu is the secret leader of the ANGELS, and has been using the information spilt by Shinji during bar sessions to subvert NERV's counter-terrorism. But Shinji figures it out and chases Kaworu onto a roof top. Shinji has Kaworu's head in the cross hairs of his high impact Desert Eagle as Kaworu holds up an explosive detonator. Kaworu reveals the intent of the ANGEL organization. That they were of a race of mutants that were experimented on by NERV. That Nerv used their flesh to cra.ft their Evangelions and plan on using further tech derived from their flesh to create instruments for a totalitarian regime. That these attacks are not just retribution of the first angel, ADAM but also a calculated attempt to expose their experiments and their plans, as this next attack will target a hidden automated Evangelion unit factory backed by the corporation SEELE. Kaworu further reveals that Shinji's own father, Gendo, plans to mutate every person in the world into LCL liquid, bringing everyone together into a hive mind. The Human Instrumentality project. Shinji must make a split decision, if he lets Kaworu live, Tokyo will be in ruins once again, he will let down the entire world and all his friends and family and many will perish. If he kills Kaworu, then Tokyo will be saved, but insidiousness of NERV will prevail and their plans for global domination will continue, the world here too would die and be reborn, and Shinji will lose the one true friend who understood him.
its not gainax that is making the evangelion movie series it was made by studio kara now and from what I know Anno Hideaki said that he is re-writting the whole story
Sid Wara ***** Gendo is technically wrong. Depending on how you choose to romanize it, it's Gendō (Hepburn), Gendô (Kunrei-shiki) or Gendou (Wapuro). Because it's a name, he'd be allowed to have it on his passport as Gendoh or Gendoo, if that was what he was used to, but Gendo would be a different name with a different pronunciation. Of course, no matter how you look at it, Gandou is completely wrong.
Kylie Dang Gendolf Miguel Acevedo the chances of two people with the same narrow interest (in this case, eva) who both use youtube frequently seeing each other more than once are pretty good
So. That kinda what if Evangelion ain't about giant robots, but about a talk show producer father bringing in his estranged son into the business. Damn... Done right, this is the sort of sh-t that makes great fanfiction.
I can only imagine the basist’s face when she realized what she’d have to do in the latter half of this song Lead Musician: “Yeah, so... I hope you don’t mind, but while the brass players and pianist have solo sections... could you walk the bass at 2x the tempo for... about a minute?” Bassist: “...sure. What’ll come next?” Lead: “A break less than 15 seconds long before more bass walking” Bassist: *“...s o u n d s g o o d”*
"So I was just sitting in my desk looking at some papers when all of a sudden a blue haired lady came in and yelled at me to 'get in the robot' and being me I immediately refused but things got intense after...."
the first few seconds are literally a Smash victory theme.
Shinji in snash comfirmed
Shinji gets in!
@LordZeno *preserves
Shinji wins
@@myrmesuwu607 yesterday I dream an Evangelion game, and it was beautifull
Shinji and the rest of the cast after therapy:
So *THIS* is the human instrumentality project.
Prpdod holy shit this is the best comment here
Neon Genesis Evangelion is filmed in front of a live studio audience
Gendo enters the living room from stage left, audience erupts into applause and cheers.
"Shinji, get in the damn robot! You're late for school."
Thats terrifying. Imagine seeing giant lilith
when the third impact is happening outside but you're just too chill to care
Get on the f*cking Sax Shinji, you can(not) be any smoother
When you get praised by your father:
Turning people into orange juice has never sounded this smooth.
Pulp-free.
@@Abridgelion tang
Fanta
Mmm, orange smoothies.
This the elevator song when The Eva is being launched
This should’ve been playing at 13% volume in the Asuka x Rei elevator scene
lollygagging: Director’s cut
+ 5min 40sec
All hail the algorithm.
Ahh yes
Hypnotoad
if evangelion was a reality tv show
ah yes... A smooth depression
A Fanta smoothie
Or now hear me out, "Smooth Existential Dread" [😎 if i look unhinged its because i am]
This is probably the best cover I have ever heard.
In this version, Shinji Ikari is an out of luck Private Detective, being hounded by his thirsty as fuck land lady while this rival P.I who also wanted him constantly bothers him while he's being hired by a young lady who he swore looked like his dead mom...
Now I want this anime with this music as ost
Get on the case Shinji.
@@CloudedByKatana That would be what his land lady would say when he's running late on rent...
This should be top comment.
@@panda-l4z Well, Top Comments used to be a thing...and then Google screwed it up..
get in the suit shinji
THE FANCY SUIT
Mobile Suit Gun Damn
dépression ? yes but funky one !
Depression? I don't know about that, the opening seems like it's upbeat, almost in complete contrast to the rest of the show in my opinion. The lyrics seem like they are almost a parody of all the mecha anime openings at the time of making NGE. This version is EXTREMELY funky though, I'll give you that.
Without any memes or jokes, the rhythm section on this piece is phenomenal. Switching from regular swing to a jazz waltz (by itself no easy feat) then back to a double-time swing without pause, just *chef's kiss*
Beautiful arrangement, superb musicianship
Smooth Angel's Thesis
Honestly, that’s a great song title, Ink.
When Shinji is edgy, smooth and actually hop in to the godddamn robot
a timeline where shinji's not a little bitch? impossible!
@@linkly9272 it is. But what if a timeline that gendo praise shinji and be a good father? maybe shinji will change
"Our next contestant is... SHINJI!! COME ON DOWN!! GET IN THIS DAMN ROBOT!"
neon genesis evangelion is presented in front of a live audience
HAHAHAHAHAHA OH GOD
This morning hundreds fled from (insert theater name) after seeing the Japanese cartoon named neon genesis avongelion
@@rapidbiscuit *evan-jelly-on
*Shinji walks in*
*audience laughs*
Merritt Animation
HEEEEEEERE’S SHINJI
evangelion if nerv hired therapy
Shinji, get in the funking robot.
The Tonight show is pleased to welcome our guest... Shinji Ikari!! *band starts up.
this is too accurate
Well shinji can play a cello
Welcome to the Eva quiz show! Tokyo-3's most popular game show for 20 years running!
GET IN THE BAND, SHINJI
Cruel Angel's Talkshow
Neon Latenight Evangelion
EVAbate.
"Tonight's guest-"
"Hurry up and introduce me, idiot!!!"
Evangelion if it was a 90’s sitcom
Shinji, Asuka, and Rei grow up and try to make it in the big city.
What’s the deal with Angels?
Joshua Lawson underrated
Your depression is now available in Jazz Version!
if eva was an 80s sitcom
And now I have this delightfully blursed image in my head of Eva opening credits with the dub cast.
NEON GENESIS EVANGELION
Starring SPIKE SPENCER as Shinji Ikari
AMANDA WINN-LEE as Rei Ayanami
TIFFANY GRANT as Asuka Langley Soryu
With ALLISON KEITH as Misato Katsuragi
And TRISTAN MACAVERY as Gendo Ikari
And featuring AMANDA WINN-LEE as Pen Pen
The last two episodes of eva be like
Congratulations
Congratulations
Congratulations
Congratulations
Congratulations
Congratulations
Congratulations
Congratulations
Congratulations
On making a really good cover!
Way to go, man!
this should be the song that plays during the "Congratulations!" scene
In the show its Be good or dont be
But i hope if something like that happened in the rebuilds they use something similar
... get in the band shinji
God dammit
Hey what's that white stuff in your hand shinji ?
Panin Skills GET IN THE GROOVE SHINJI
This doesnt sound like an opening to an anime that gives you depression at all
actually it is... man... Sinji get into robot
Found this in a playlist about 20’s swing, jazz, and big band, and it jump scared me like “THIS ISNT BIG BA- wait it is, what”
which playlist on spotify?
Wanna share that sauce?
Evangelion is filmed in front of a live audience
really
?!?!?
HAHAHAHA
Get in the robot whenever you want Shinji
This
*~Smooth Angels thesis~*
Hello, and welcome back to 'Mental Breakdowns and Mommy issues'. I'm Gendo Ikari, and this is my co-host Eva Unit 01. Today we have with us Shinji Ikari, Rei II, and Miss Misato Katsuragi, and we will be discussing getting in the damn robot.
Thanks to The Samurai Bebop for coming up with the foundation of this joke.
Get on the fucking saxophone, Shinji!
You can (not) be too smooth!
Neon Genesis Evangelion; The good Ending
Sounds like something that'd play if Shinji wanted to choose being a gentleman thief.
SHINJI THE THIRD!!!
GET IN THE DAMN FIAT, SHINJI!
haha i love how the sax solo totally plays canon in d at 2:10
More like *cool* Angel's thesis amirite?
whoa... bro.
Noir Genesis Evangelion:
Tokyo-3, a crime ridden haven that has been rebuilt three times over. It is under constant attack from an organized crime group or wild terrorists known as The ANGELS.
Enter Hard Boiled, alcoholic grizzled 30 year old detective, Shinji Ikari, who has seen his fair share of tragedy, loss, and the seedy side of Tokyo-3's districts. Together with his partner, the loud, chain smoking perfectionist femme fatale, Asuka Langley, and with help from their assistant, the quiet but dutiful secretary Rei Ayanami they patrol the streets with their Evangelion super mobiles looking for clues and whereabouts for the next Angel Attack, and the identities of the perpetrators.
The Evangelion super mobiles were built by Shinji's old man, Nerv Scientist, Gendo Ikari. The 10 year project started after's Gendo's wife, Yui died in an ANGEL terrorist attack. The Evangelions are not just built with mechanical parts, but organic material. The Evangelions feed on a mysterious orange liquid known as LCL.
Shinji Ikari answers to his chief superior, 45 year old brash veteran alocoholic Misato Katsuragi. Misato gives the Evangelion patrollers a mission briefing, before sending them out for any line of work that can range from undercover infiltration, spying, or raiding a building.
When their vehicles are damaged, Shinji, Rei, and Asuka bring their vehicles into the NERV backed chop shop of Ritsuko Akagi, middle aged mechanical genius, old fling of Gendo and bitter colleague of Misato.
Shinji Ikari, a lonely man, is still dealing with the grief of his mother who passed away 10 years ago, when driving alone on the rainy streets in his Eva-01, he plays a familiar song in order to comfort himself. The world lays a heavy burden on Shinji's shoulders. Shinji lives in the shadow of his acclaimed scientist father, and wants to prove something of himself in order to be accepted by society at large, and earn the love of his cold distant father. The super weapons Shinji and his partners use are capable of massive collateral damage and the line of duty takes a toll on his sanity. He visits a local bar run by Kaworu Nagisa, the only man who understands him in this cruel world.
PLOT TWIST:
Kaworu is the secret leader of the ANGELS, and has been using the information spilt by Shinji during bar sessions to subvert NERV's counter-terrorism. But Shinji figures it out and chases Kaworu onto a roof top. Shinji has Kaworu's head in the cross hairs of his high impact Desert Eagle as Kaworu holds up an explosive detonator. Kaworu reveals the intent of the ANGEL organization. That they were of a race of mutants that were experimented on by NERV. That Nerv used their flesh to cra.ft their Evangelions and plan on using further tech derived from their flesh to create instruments for a totalitarian regime. That these attacks are not just retribution of the first angel, ADAM but also a calculated attempt to expose their experiments and their plans, as this next attack will target a hidden automated Evangelion unit factory backed by the corporation SEELE. Kaworu further reveals that Shinji's own father, Gendo, plans to mutate every person in the world into LCL liquid, bringing everyone together into a hive mind. The Human Instrumentality project.
Shinji must make a split decision, if he lets Kaworu live, Tokyo will be in ruins once again, he will let down the entire world and all his friends and family and many will perish. If he kills Kaworu, then Tokyo will be saved, but insidiousness of NERV will prevail and their plans for global domination will continue, the world here too would die and be reborn, and Shinji will lose the one true friend who understood him.
Ok
Nice
I can visualize everything. xd
Amazing!
Homicide is (not) high in Tokyo.
holy shit you could write a novel about this shit
I want this in my wedding party..
You need a partner for that
This is the stuff you blast on while your game loads
Thank you for calling Evangelion customer support, please hold on the line to talk to a tech support associate.
Hello, I'm just calling to ask why Gainax ditched Toji for some brunette nerd bitch in 2.0
its not gainax that is making the evangelion movie series it was made by studio kara now and from what I know Anno Hideaki said that he is re-writting the whole story
Yes, but Mari is still a bad character. Annoying as fuck and not the good Asuka kind of annoying, just childish.
shinji for the last time we have to jazz it out get in the trombone
Absolutely love the subtle hint at "Death of Evangelion" at 2:11
The golden rule of UA-cam: if it's close or over 10 years old it's a masterpiece
Hello! And welcome to "Kids Dying and Mental Breakdowns" hosted by Ikari Gendou and Eva Unit 01!
***** Gandou is an alternate spelling. After all, the original name was in japanese kanji.
Sid Wara *****
Gendo is technically wrong. Depending on how you choose to romanize it, it's Gendō (Hepburn), Gendô (Kunrei-shiki) or Gendou (Wapuro). Because it's a name, he'd be allowed to have it on his passport as Gendoh or Gendoo, if that was what he was used to, but Gendo would be a different name with a different pronunciation.
Of course, no matter how you look at it, Gandou is completely wrong.
Lol! Right you are. You just had to point out that spelling mistake did you?
Pinkamena Pie i've seen you comment on a video on evangelion before.small world huh?
Kylie Dang Gendolf
Miguel Acevedo the chances of two people with the same narrow interest (in this case, eva) who both use youtube frequently seeing each other more than once are pretty good
The guy who uploaded this video is still liking the comments of this video even tho its 8 years old
a legend
*shinji get in the fucking saxophone*
When Shinji gets added to mario kart:
For when your being depressed as fuck and having existential crisis's but still wanna Jazz it up.
lmfao, i lol'd too hard at this
*Jizz it up*
this is the yass
why am i making simon fransman jokes and expecting people to know what i mean
You're gonna carry that weight, Shinji.
You can (not) carry that weight
Get in the bebop, cowboy
@@gloam1105 The crossover we never knew we needed
When the gang finally gets therapy
GET IN THE *GODAMM* GIANT SAX SHINJI
I thought the resolution was just put in to add the OLD feel but Damn this is old
This is somewhere at the top of my favorite Cruel Angel's Thesis covers. This really is great, I love this.
All I can imagine while listening to this is an AU where everyone is happy...
Human instrumentality:
Neon genesis evangelion: The Talk Show
*****
Shinji: W-well it's a long story... see it started when I was younger...
*****
*Asuka comes in and rips Shinji's weave out*
Gendou YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER.
Instead of iCarly it's iKari
So. That kinda what if Evangelion ain't about giant robots, but about a talk show producer father bringing in his estranged son into the business. Damn... Done right, this is the sort of sh-t that makes great fanfiction.
GET IN THE ELEVATOR SHINJI!
XD!
why is this honestly one of the best remix's of this song....
sounds like the theme of a freaking game show and I love it!
get in the saxophone Shinji
That version plays in eva launching elevator XD
GET IN THE F*CKING TRUMPET, SHINJI!
much appreciated youtube algorithm
This sounds the intro to a cheesy sitcom but I ain't complaining
You just gave me a great idea that I probably won't do :') which is to make a sitcom opening parody
*Nintendo wants your victory theme*
Move out Goku, Shinji Ikari's the true champion of all anime representatives in Smash.
0:00 - 0:08
(Shows NERV logo)
The Winner is...
(Looks to the horizon like he does in the OP)
Shinji!
Staying up late and listening to this while studying is one of the few things I'd call pleasant
c4ltox ok this is edgy
at least you’re edgy with a good taste in music 👌
Neon Genesis Evangelion: THE SITCOM!
That's gonna happen isn't it
Yes.
megamanfalcon Well it already kinda did happen during that weird alternate universe short during episode 26.
_See you Eva pilot..._
Shinji's gonna carry that weight.
thank you youtube recommedation
Shinji, get on the dance floor!
Play the fucking sax Shinji
Farha Buh The sax is woodwind
Or Rei will jam it again
Craig I'm pretty sure it's a brass
ShockField I play the sax mate
😂😂😂
I can only imagine the basist’s face when she realized what she’d have to do in the latter half of this song
Lead Musician: “Yeah, so... I hope you don’t mind, but while the brass players and pianist have solo sections... could you walk the bass at 2x the tempo for... about a minute?”
Bassist: “...sure. What’ll come next?”
Lead: “A break less than 15 seconds long before more bass walking”
Bassist: *“...s o u n d s g o o d”*
Chill Angel's Thesis
naisu
Hafiz Oktri oh thats good
YA LIKE JAZZ SHINJI
Neoking *swallows bee whole *
It’s really cool how after 7 years the uploaded still likes and replies to new comments! I tip my hat to you!
Es que es un temazo
UA-cam algorithm sure understand my taste of music
So we all got this recommended 8 years later?
This is the intro to the alternate reality Shinji visualises in episode 26
Hello newcomers
@@pippo9830 Hello newcomers
@@pippo9830 It is, and thats what i also meant
.75 speed for MAXIMUM SMOOTHNESS, MAXIMUM LUXURY
All jokes aside, this is hands down the best cruel angel’s thesis cover I’ve ever heard.
1.5 for elevator music
What about the unofficial 4kids version?
ptrick14 just do a really bad kid friendly rap over it
GET IN THE SAX SHINJI!
Yuri Barney Ikari damn bro, you got the whole squad laughing.
*elevator scene plays
Made In Abyss flashbacks
What Shinji's cassette tape *really* played on repeat.
We all know it was My Chemcial Romance and Hawthrone Heights.
Abridgelion It's Abba if you wanted to know for real
"So I was just sitting in my desk looking at some papers when all of a sudden a blue haired lady came in and yelled at me to 'get in the robot' and being me I immediately refused but things got intense after...."
Get in the goddamned tuba Shinji!
Phoenix 7th exact comment I've seen. You have a Yui picture though, so you must be okay.
:)
Do you know what jazz is
Get in the fucking elevator Shinji !
Omg the comments are recent i still listen to this
*listens to this once*
*immediately learns it on my alto saxophone *
Spooky The-Ghost I had the same idea haha! Are you going to learn by ear? Or did you find some sheet music?
When they performed this live, they used a soprano sax.
This feels like an old detective movie in some parts
WHERE HAS THIS BEEN ALL MY LIFE
Get on the Sax, Shinji!
Get on the dance floor Shinji!
get in the talkshow shinji!
Shinji strangles Conan O’Brian
+PokeDude011 hahahhaa
@@PokeDude011 Conan: "How disgusting..."