An Update On Limmy's Arse

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  • Опубліковано 12 гру 2024

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  • @MEMPAL01
    @MEMPAL01 2 дні тому +162

    Met Limmy at a charity do once. He was down to earth and very constipated.

    • @schinaro
      @schinaro 2 дні тому +11

      Did he shake your hand?

    • @intelligenceofacertainkind
      @intelligenceofacertainkind 2 дні тому

      ​@@schinaroMet Limmy's anus at a charity do. Was surprisingly down to Earth and very funny.

    • @Alrow__
      @Alrow__ 2 дні тому +3

      @@schinaro Had he washed his horns?

    • @jami376
      @jami376 2 дні тому +1

      @@Alrow__ Hawns*

  • @thegrimyeaper
    @thegrimyeaper 2 дні тому +167

    Content like this will surely get the views back up.

    • @jethrobradley7850
      @jethrobradley7850 2 дні тому +17

      Or get them backed up

    • @Kazza_8240
      @Kazza_8240 2 дні тому +4

      5052 views and 236 likes so far.....the numbers speak for themselves....we're all invested in the story of Limmys arse 😂

    • @rainbowevil
      @rainbowevil День тому +2

      I’m glad he didn’t try to drag it out into a whole season arc, but what do we have in future episodes now that this is resolved?

    • @jethrobradley7850
      @jethrobradley7850 День тому +1

      @@rainbowevil it's going to be tricky. Without risking jumping the shark. I mean shart.

  • @ogrbp5538
    @ogrbp5538 2 дні тому +108

    Wrong way down a one-way street

    • @Kazza_8240
      @Kazza_8240 2 дні тому +5

      Beautiful mate....👏🏻🥺....Beautiful

    • @Kalli699
      @Kalli699 2 дні тому +1

      Congratulations 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

  • @Arganoid
    @Arganoid 2 дні тому +55

    Push it back in like Tom from Tom and Jerry pushes the bump on his head back in

  • @user-eq5ub5rs3g
    @user-eq5ub5rs3g 2 дні тому +73

    Its a sad state of affairs that this video was in my recommended.

  • @gefthetalkingmongoose
    @gefthetalkingmongoose 2 дні тому +58

    This is our Beowulf

  • @jackd4393
    @jackd4393 2 дні тому +65

    What am I doing with my life

  • @eontkasstil
    @eontkasstil 2 дні тому +63

    This was not a recommended video, I searched for it, not disappointed.

    • @d0m96
      @d0m96 2 дні тому +1

      it was recommended for me and I clicked it straight away

    • @tamdunk
      @tamdunk 2 дні тому +2

      Top of my home page 👍

    • @liamrab6
      @liamrab6 2 дні тому +1

      @@tamdunkbased on your recent search activity

    • @kneedeepinclunge69
      @kneedeepinclunge69 2 дні тому

      I actually searched the title word for word in google

  • @asdgjgjhgs_hhhjs
    @asdgjgjhgs_hhhjs 2 дні тому +75

    Thank God for this update, I’ve been thinking about it all week.

    • @skooshy621
      @skooshy621 2 дні тому +2

      I KNOW, eh! The relief!
      I can sleep easy tonight 💤

  • @Smoochie71804
    @Smoochie71804 2 дні тому +38

    Purple Bogroll Alarm

  • @Weird-City
    @Weird-City 2 дні тому +47

    Thanks for the update.
    A great arse saga!

  • @mattlloyd8271
    @mattlloyd8271 2 дні тому +34

    Never thought I’d say it but I prefer the suprise suprise content

  • @DasHumanCentipede
    @DasHumanCentipede 2 дні тому +18

    He never mentioned what happened to the glove. I can only assume he forgot to take it with him, then Lynn or Daniel found it later and returned it the kitchen - ready for use with the washing up.

    • @CalMathers
      @CalMathers 2 дні тому

      Holy fuck lmaooooo

    • @hughjass8430
      @hughjass8430 2 дні тому +2

      "Mum, why does Dad eat chocolate wearing rubber gloves"

  • @brianmmacu
    @brianmmacu 2 дні тому +34

    Surely he should have kept this story to tell around the Christmas dinner table

    • @ResevoirGod
      @ResevoirGod 2 дні тому +6

      Just as he’s pushing the stuffing in

    • @danmcdaid
      @danmcdaid 2 дні тому +1

      Should have put it on a Christmas card

    • @emmabrooker166
      @emmabrooker166 2 дні тому +1

      While he’s pouring the gravy

  • @PeterMarvellous3
    @PeterMarvellous3 2 дні тому +22

    Vivid imagery, graphic detail 10/10 content

  • @Roxasamico
    @Roxasamico 2 дні тому +115

    What am I watching

    • @aj7803
      @aj7803 2 дні тому +1

      Shite

    • @Mark-jr6ld
      @Mark-jr6ld 2 дні тому +22

      The unexpected hits you between the eyes. The unpredictable

    • @bawsack69
      @bawsack69 2 дні тому

      An update on Limmys arse

    • @Drew-f5t
      @Drew-f5t 2 дні тому +11

      A two time Bafta winner

    • @mucklemoo9496
      @mucklemoo9496 2 дні тому +11

      @@Drew-f5t Scottish Bafta

  • @chrisauret3785
    @chrisauret3785 2 дні тому +20

    Who needs audiobooks when you can listen to this

  • @wintergirll
    @wintergirll 2 дні тому +42

    When Limmy said “this might not be a shite” an advert started with Tom Kerridge saying “it’s turkey time”.
    💀

  • @Z1cky
    @Z1cky 2 дні тому +9

    It’s this kind of public awareness that saves lives. Great work Limmy - the peoples doctor.

  • @cordypants3639
    @cordypants3639 2 дні тому +27

    Lovely stuff

  • @jonathankiwi4670
    @jonathankiwi4670 2 дні тому +25

    Get him to a hospital, just in general

    • @PH5221
      @PH5221 2 дні тому +6

      Broadmoor

  • @hostamahogey5441
    @hostamahogey5441 2 дні тому +4

    Watched this while eating my breakfast and totally lost my appetite. Would recommend. 10/10

  • @liammarley8995
    @liammarley8995 2 дні тому +7

    Love it when limmy does the educational videos

  • @suzblu9028
    @suzblu9028 2 дні тому +10

    Oh. My. God. I think this could be a best selling book.

  • @notthebody
    @notthebody 2 дні тому +24

    If it continues, it may be Internal Hemorrhoids (which Anusol cream usually takes care of), Distal Coloproctitis or Ulcerative Colitis, all of which i have suffered from. Doctors will probably suggest a colonoscopy.

    • @jekanyika
      @jekanyika 2 дні тому +12

      I think it is Internal Haemorrhoids. It does feel like there is something stuck inside, and if he keeps straining to get this phantom stool out it is only going to get worse.

    • @upon-fe2720
      @upon-fe2720 2 дні тому

      ​@@jekanyikahow do you know what it feels like!?

    • @skooshy621
      @skooshy621 2 дні тому +7

      @@jekanyika
      This Phantom Stool would be a good name for a band.

    • @bawsack69
      @bawsack69 2 дні тому

      Anusol cream DOES NOT take care of bum grapes, mildly soothes at most.

    • @imnottellingyoumyname3050
      @imnottellingyoumyname3050 2 дні тому

      Anusol suppositories?

  • @Magnukelka
    @Magnukelka 2 дні тому +12

    “Predates language” 😂😂😂 yes.

  • @gardenback
    @gardenback 2 дні тому +34

    Something's up with that explanation for smelling it

    • @Mark-jr6ld
      @Mark-jr6ld 2 дні тому +10

      Just in case. Doctors do that!

  • @burbercat3558
    @burbercat3558 2 дні тому +5

    its a hemorrhoid. i've got one recently since a week ago, think due to the cold, i'm calling it Mr Jenkins if its still there in a week or so.

  • @jekanyika
    @jekanyika 2 дні тому +12

    He either already has Haemorrhoids or he is going to get them with all of this straining.

  • @tommytucker3648
    @tommytucker3648 2 дні тому +2

    On the brightside he'll save a few pennies on baubles this Christmas. Can just sit up there at the top of the tree with his arse grapes hanging out 😂

  • @bardiaahmadi1305
    @bardiaahmadi1305 2 дні тому +5

    When the Dominos pizza advert pops up midway through sniffing your finger

  • @NosyFella
    @NosyFella 2 дні тому +11

    Picked the wrong time to eat this leftover steak bake 😢

  • @Durusial
    @Durusial 2 дні тому +12

    It was a mistake eating my dinner whilst listening to this.

  • @lindagbadamosi1622
    @lindagbadamosi1622 2 дні тому +4

    Such detailed explanations. You should start an on the bog blog.

  • @hartyewh1
    @hartyewh1 2 дні тому +5

    Thanks for the update!

  • @mairimillar8866
    @mairimillar8866 2 дні тому +18

    Hings hingin oot ma hoop

    • @jamessillifant
      @jamessillifant 2 дні тому

      Stallion hingin oot mother hope See original (Translated by Google) 😮

    • @suilvengreen
      @suilvengreen 2 дні тому +3

      Translate to English: stallion hingin oot mother hope 😂

  • @Laundry_Hamper
    @Laundry_Hamper 2 дні тому +5

    Very disappointed it didn't turn out to be three wee guys

  • @GuillermoJonesJr
    @GuillermoJonesJr 2 дні тому +6

    I’ll never eat a tangerine again

  • @carnst1ne
    @carnst1ne 2 дні тому +3

    That was like a chapter from an Irvine welsh book 😂

  • @intelligenceofacertainkind
    @intelligenceofacertainkind 2 дні тому +11

    I'd just leave it. If it gets worse get back on the booze. Shane McGowan lived to 65. That's what a specialist arse doctor would probably say.

    • @jamesdan6895
      @jamesdan6895 2 дні тому +5

      I often think about Shane MacGowan as reaffirmation when I start worrying about my health.

  • @johnson-p7i
    @johnson-p7i 2 дні тому +11

    talking out his arse

  • @Saganist420
    @Saganist420 2 дні тому +1

    This is actually pretty informative. I might get this one day and remember Limmy’s experience with it.

  • @ashwanibhola3766
    @ashwanibhola3766 2 дні тому +2

    I wonder if the bookies are taking bets on Arsenhole vs Limmerpoo.

  • @Mark-jr6ld
    @Mark-jr6ld 2 дні тому +5

    We're all learning a lot here

  • @codypriceYouTubeAddednumbers
    @codypriceYouTubeAddednumbers 2 дні тому +2

    Feels like a choose your own adventure story.

  • @lucassraw
    @lucassraw 2 дні тому +7

    Nothing surprises me anymore

  • @InTheKM
    @InTheKM 2 дні тому +17

    Questions.
    1. Why did I click on this video?
    2. Why didn't I immediately come to my senses and click off this video?
    3. Why did I finish this video?
    4. Why did I leave this comment, upon finishing this video?

    • @Mark-jr6ld
      @Mark-jr6ld 2 дні тому +10

      5. What's the ploblum?

    • @InTheKM
      @InTheKM 2 дні тому

      6. Do you want this mushroom?

  • @jekanyika
    @jekanyika 2 дні тому +7

    7:45 Sounds like Piles

  • @ghostofgralton6859
    @ghostofgralton6859 День тому

    First clip I couldn't make it through out of disgust. Love you big man ❤

  • @thejoe9065
    @thejoe9065 2 дні тому +10

    Thats what people mean when they mention "Limmy's body of work"

  • @jimbomacroth3400
    @jimbomacroth3400 2 дні тому +6

    Pile paparazzi added to the CV

  • @DaddyMorphosis
    @DaddyMorphosis 2 дні тому +1

    I've not watched the stream in months but I'll log in today to give him my prime sub in solidarity

  • @Kennithson
    @Kennithson 2 дні тому +7

    Peak Limmy content

  • @mondoprime
    @mondoprime 2 дні тому +6

    Quality stuff this

  • @jethrobradley7850
    @jethrobradley7850 2 дні тому +5

    Glasgow's Piles Better

  • @scrimshaw7470
    @scrimshaw7470 2 дні тому +3

    Power washer should do the trick

  • @kuroistuc
    @kuroistuc 2 дні тому +1

    I feel privileged to have watched this

  • @ollie4398
    @ollie4398 2 дні тому +3

    I've been worrying about this all day

  • @weakypickin5059
    @weakypickin5059 День тому

    This is the type of content I want the UA-cam algorithm to recommend me.

  • @okizoomy
    @okizoomy 2 дні тому +2

    put this video on the Voyager 3

  • @TheVenomation
    @TheVenomation 2 дні тому +5

    Made me hungry

  • @TurtleShellProductions
    @TurtleShellProductions День тому +1

    Getting old sounds like fun 🥲

  •  2 дні тому +3

    Ah, yes, the Duke of Argyles, glad we got to the bottom of that.

  • @Wunjo-Wunjo
    @Wunjo-Wunjo 2 дні тому +4

    Jolly good.

  • @MCrockett1
    @MCrockett1 2 дні тому +1

    And I thought his autobiography gave too much information...

  • @ciara02
    @ciara02 2 дні тому +12

    That was an overshare

  • @bertchintus995
    @bertchintus995 2 дні тому +2

    Weirdest Surprise Surprise segment ever

  • @mikestinyshedofdreams
    @mikestinyshedofdreams 2 дні тому +8

    drink more water

  • @RetroPlus
    @RetroPlus 21 годину тому

    This should have made it into the autobiography

  • @SwissCheesedDavid
    @SwissCheesedDavid 2 дні тому

    He was pleasantly surprised because he was expecting to see the White Cliffs of Ben Dover.
    "Piles never fully go away."
    "You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off"

  • @ElvenSpellmaker
    @ElvenSpellmaker 2 дні тому +3

    _"Marigold"_

  • @generalgrudge
    @generalgrudge 2 дні тому +1

    I watched this whole thing... for some reason.

  • @bobski1976
    @bobski1976 2 дні тому +10

    Fibre limmy you need fibre get the bars. It's best to not spend to long on the toilet squeezing. Also an apple a day saying rings true there full of fibre. If you can't push it back in cold water will make it hide back up in your arse. Also doing crunches as an excersize can help churn up what's due out.

  • @GRH_Roadhouse
    @GRH_Roadhouse 2 дні тому +5

    Here's me eating my spice bag watching this
    Roadhouse

  • @paulkerr2654
    @paulkerr2654 2 дні тому

    My fuck the algorithm has gave us a belter this morning...

  • @kennyloggins465
    @kennyloggins465 2 дні тому +3

    bum troubles

  • @TC8787-yq7og
    @TC8787-yq7og 2 дні тому +2

    Not watching any update on his arse unless it's over 12 minutes long sorry

  • @bottlemanic
    @bottlemanic 2 дні тому +1

    Hell of a signing off line

  • @doogwalker2478
    @doogwalker2478 4 години тому

    "rotten mincemeat"

  • @DJWESG1
    @DJWESG1 2 дні тому +1

    Sometimes its an IED , ive seen it on telly..

  • @sarahl701
    @sarahl701 2 дні тому +2

    Fascinating.

  • @suzblu9028
    @suzblu9028 2 дні тому +4

    How much of the finger did you get up there???

    • @BeaverIAB
      @BeaverIAB 2 дні тому +9

      The whole hand

    • @suzblu9028
      @suzblu9028 2 дні тому +1

      @ apt name, or not. But thanks for the update! :D Did he lube the finger up? I can’t remember? Might have to wait for the book.

  • @davidparkinson9143
    @davidparkinson9143 2 дні тому

    Go down to the BBC in London and present them with DIY Arse Care with Limmy! Then we'll see what Lloyd Cole's got to say about it.

  • @romlemmon
    @romlemmon 2 дні тому

    Limmy's Marvelous Medievil Medicine

  • @ScootinAbootScotland
    @ScootinAbootScotland 2 дні тому

    The word is Impacted, not compacted. For clarity.

  • @meneurdujeu
    @meneurdujeu 2 дні тому +2

    Are we human, or are we dancer?

    • @rmca11
      @rmca11 День тому +1

      The shite is vital, the finger is cold.

  • @fongfeen
    @fongfeen 2 дні тому +1

    This very relevant to me. Maybe we could start a club?

  • @tomm9758
    @tomm9758 2 дні тому

    I’m glad I watched this

  • @Laundry_Hamper
    @Laundry_Hamper 2 дні тому

    Very disappointed it didn't end up being three weeks guys

  • @grant2b
    @grant2b 2 дні тому

    Gonna need to see these photos i'm afraid.

  • @jamesmcgeachie
    @jamesmcgeachie День тому

    I literally had piles when I was 12 cause i used to sit on the toilet for hours playing Tetris, I'm shocked he knows nothing about them.

  • @_BoojieBen
    @_BoojieBen День тому

    Not the video to watch whilst eating. Put me off my fillet tower

  • @mhbackman
    @mhbackman 2 дні тому

    We are so back.

  • @threefoldmediauk
    @threefoldmediauk День тому

    WHAT HAPPENED TO THE GLOVE

  • @hughjass8430
    @hughjass8430 2 дні тому

    All those years ooot n' abooot on the Glesga gay scene have finally caught up with Lim

  • @rimtiggins6078
    @rimtiggins6078 2 дні тому +2

    Why did I watch all of this

  • @jedibob173
    @jedibob173 2 дні тому +1

    I think he's having a breakdown 😮

  • @purefoldnz3070
    @purefoldnz3070 2 дні тому

    not all heroes wear capes

  • @suilvengreen
    @suilvengreen 2 дні тому +1

    I got fired today, from a job I do for free. I needed this update more than BL needs a good BM 😅

  • @peterrussell5216
    @peterrussell5216 День тому

    Prove it, geza swatch