[TF2 15.ai] Red team hires a new scout…

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  • @thegoldenknight6283
    @thegoldenknight6283 2 роки тому +394

    The Degeneration Run
    0:01 Intro
    0:31 1st Try!
    1:12 2nd Try!
    2:02 3rd Try!
    4:06 7th Try!
    5:18 16th Try!
    5:58 33rd Try!
    8:07 68th Try!
    9:30 171st Try! (My Favorite)
    10:02 410th Try!
    11:51 991st Try!
    992 Failed Scouts!
    13:38 Epilogue

    • @Subject_Keter
      @Subject_Keter 2 роки тому +30

      You think Heavy would of exploded from being in the Restroom for 3 hours.

    • @Grimreaper67778
      @Grimreaper67778 2 роки тому

      @@Subject_Keter it's not like I remember the last time heavy shit so hard, heavy caught the first scouts fetish in the bathroom when he finished then went in engineers AC-130 to destroy the fetish casino and cruise ship, scouts and their degenerate fetishes

    • @Victor-056
      @Victor-056 2 роки тому +37

      8:44 **Sighs and pulls out Cerinian-Pattern Bolt Pistol.** Mind if I join you fine Gentlemen in cleansing some Filth?

    • @ashwar1901
      @ashwar1901 2 роки тому +32

      9:32
      Me: laughing from heavyy screaming and pooping at the same time

    • @Totally_Not_Daniel
      @Totally_Not_Daniel 2 роки тому +21

      “It’s 3 in the morning”

  • @downrad5684
    @downrad5684 2 роки тому +239

    The ai delivered the "Get in the van, just get in the van so perfectly" 13:20

    • @autumnguy
      @autumnguy Рік тому +36

      Demo sounds soo defeated it's so good

    • @crf3479
      @crf3479 Рік тому +15

      at that point he was just so fucking done

    • @heinrichze-france4089
      @heinrichze-france4089 Рік тому +5

      It's arguably the best thing to be made with the program.

    • @steellake4446
      @steellake4446 2 місяці тому

      DEMO IS JUST DONE WITH THIS S#!T.

    • @kahdin
      @kahdin Місяць тому

      Demo has HAD IT! And I LOVE it 😂

  • @fyredoesidiotgames8451
    @fyredoesidiotgames8451 2 роки тому +428

    What if scout got his hands on a invis watch?
    Soldier: Dear God...
    There's more!
    Soldier: nooo....

  • @lukaskrapf3081
    @lukaskrapf3081 2 роки тому +417

    ok pyro is 1.sane 2. a christian 3. follows the space marine rule of 'purge it in flame' 4. knows his way with exorcism and blackmagic-containment
    i like this pyro

    • @Slimurgical
      @Slimurgical 2 роки тому +28

      Pyro can't leave god to do all the work.

    • @zeebeeplayz
      @zeebeeplayz Рік тому +15

      And then there's the other 15.ai pyro who's just a Nazi. What a contrast.

    • @terrifichorse369
      @terrifichorse369 Рік тому

      BURN IN HOLY FIRE

    • @bellingtoned
      @bellingtoned Рік тому +8

      ​​@@Slimurgical cleanse them in they Holy flame taken to a extreem he might even bless the fuel of his flamethrower

  • @fireweeblem5553
    @fireweeblem5553 2 роки тому +51

    "Just get in the Van"
    Demo sounded so fucking done lmao

  • @MOHAWKL4A3124
    @MOHAWKL4A3124 2 роки тому +129

    8:44 I'm dying I can't stop laughing at Red's Demo and Blu's Demo bet

    • @swagmaster5103
      @swagmaster5103 2 роки тому +18

      Also to me it’s funny how the demoman just says
      “Get in the van, just get in the van”
      After seeing the 992nd scout was a furry

    • @PurpleBroadcast
      @PurpleBroadcast Рік тому +6

      I like how they were so sure that they made a 300000 dollar bet

  • @Quibblet
    @Quibblet 2 роки тому +168

    I lol'ed when Scout was summoning the demons and they downright slaughtered him. I feel so bad for the others, even killer mercenaries shouldn't have go through such traumatizing crap.

  • @spideyproductionz
    @spideyproductionz 2 роки тому +171

    1000th time, They finally found a Scout that was really good to the team.

    • @toptiergaming6900
      @toptiergaming6900 2 роки тому +15

      Should have waited till they got a perfect 1000 lol

    • @toptiergaming6900
      @toptiergaming6900 2 роки тому +20

      And that's the Scout that we have today

    • @Glitchmouse2
      @Glitchmouse2 9 місяців тому +1

      And its a lime scout,..

    • @roblox_top93
      @roblox_top93 9 місяців тому

      Better than furry fetish obsessed weeb​@@Glitchmouse2

    • @saitama3717
      @saitama3717 7 місяців тому

      Isnt that scout the scout whos recently in the game

  • @noobyboi6324
    @noobyboi6324 2 роки тому +155

    Plot twist: those were god's failed attempts at making a new scout after the original one got traumatized by the amount of shit he saw after googling his name.
    Edit: Was going to put first scout, but that one was also a failed attempt.

    • @jayjay86443
      @jayjay86443 2 роки тому +17

      God: "great, my little lustful gift to the world had been corrupted. This is no doubt, the doings o-'
      Satan: "Hey dad, before you say anything, I didn't. He even "enjoys" the torture chambers. For some reason, my Succubi actually _die_ from "consuming" Jeremy's "life force"."
      God: "ergh, um...that's my boy! Hahaha 😅"
      Satan: "Dad he's killing my minions and he disrupted my lunchtime. I even threw up H¡tler's soul and now he's a baby in Libya."
      God: "So that's why you're pale. Fine, I'll try some things, but just know he'll be back. I can't properly erase him. Remember how you-"
      Satan: "I'm aware. Just please buy me 5 mins to find the evil bab-"
      *Scout 2 arrives*
      Satan: "DAMN IT."

    • @noobyboi6324
      @noobyboi6324 2 роки тому +11

      @@jayjay86443 the 1st attempt at making a new scout would have been made more lustful to hopefully get more women

  • @alicudechimario3896
    @alicudechimario3896 Рік тому +20

    5:08
    bro got forced into a springlock suit

  • @Burdzi
    @Burdzi Місяць тому +4

    13:25 I can hear the sheer amount of pain in his voice even if it's AI 😭

  • @LewdNoodz
    @LewdNoodz 2 роки тому +147

    Do hope this whole 'Scout is a degenerate' thing isn't a permanent shtick cause it gets rather old. Also you do know you could mix the Uberduck and 15.AI not only will the creator not care he mentioned it was a joke to piss people off

    • @AshleyTheWolf259
      @AshleyTheWolf259 2 роки тому +18

      I do that anyway, I already got comments saying he hates when people use Uberduck with his AI voices, but I never had a message from him. =P

    • @l3wismoreman9227
      @l3wismoreman9227 2 роки тому +9

      I heard that people are attacking people who play the Scout in game and even hacking their account to ruin their experience

    • @mikethegoo
      @mikethegoo 2 роки тому +2

      Yeah... I think it works best in small doses, and better if it's more common shit... Like being JUST a furry, or watching hentai... Not all this shit

    • @LewdNoodz
      @LewdNoodz 2 роки тому +1

      @@_callio Alright? Cool both are equally valid mediums.

    • @LewdNoodz
      @LewdNoodz 2 роки тому +11

      @@mikethegoo Think even that's old as a joke too. The whole degenerate, being a furry, or watching hentai are all a bit overplayed at this point. Honestly think the dude who did the Crypto Engi shit is probably the most creative when it comes to these kinds of videos.

  • @generaltiberiusxx2884
    @generaltiberiusxx2884 2 роки тому +194

    And I would love to see how the blue team was dealing with the scout problem Just like the red team was

    • @vladimirmuca849
      @vladimirmuca849 2 роки тому +13

      For some reason, I think that the blue team would have it much much worse

    • @generaltiberiusxx2884
      @generaltiberiusxx2884 2 роки тому +14

      @@vladimirmuca849 Yeah but I am very curious to see how bad things did go for the blue team but I think things were just as bad for the blue team just as it was for the red team the size of the red team was hindering with the red scout thing was really bad

    • @kosmalaanimations2864
      @kosmalaanimations2864 2 роки тому

      What's wrong with being a furry

    • @kosmalaanimations2864
      @kosmalaanimations2864 2 роки тому +2

      I remember there's a UA-camr who got a girlfriend because he was one and now he's got them anime Japanese waifu girlfriend who is a furry

    • @generaltiberiusxx2884
      @generaltiberiusxx2884 2 роки тому

      @@kosmalaanimations2864 Nice profile picture you look like Ukraine

  • @CrusaderTheFirst
    @CrusaderTheFirst 2 роки тому +121

    Scout 672: Had no brain so it was a lifeless body that couldn't do anything. Sadly it was the most successful one.
    Scout 672.5: Robot scout: Built by engineer as an attempt to replace scout. Unfortunately having any remote connection to scout caused to have a fetish with robot girls so engineer had to hit the self destruct.

    • @Morse799
      @Morse799 Рік тому +4

      Wait why kill 672.5 for that?

    • @jadenmcdaniel6172
      @jadenmcdaniel6172 Рік тому +1

      Scout 673 hated fights and died in a terrorist attack
      Scout 674 was killed by medic cus scout 674 was a nazi

    • @justanotherchannelwithauno7580
      @justanotherchannelwithauno7580 Рік тому +1

      ​@@Morse799i agree.

    • @joniplays4569
      @joniplays4569 Рік тому +2

      @@justanotherchannelwithauno7580 Yeah.
      He could've acutally just Coded in that it should not have any fetishes at all 💀

    • @RyanHo242
      @RyanHo242 5 місяців тому

      What about Scout 4?

  • @scottriddell3514
    @scottriddell3514 2 роки тому +22

    5:04 that scout is screwed
    9:32 the heavy in pain

  • @SifGreyfang
    @SifGreyfang 2 роки тому +108

    I find this video even more funny when I think about how canonically Scout is literally gods "gift to earth"
    So either god is just as screwed up as Scout or Scout was just tainted by the world

    • @TheVideoGuyfromOhio
      @TheVideoGuyfromOhio 2 роки тому +7

      that's just canon and fanon differences
      that or the "God's gift to earth" part was just a bunch of bullcrap

    • @SifGreyfang
      @SifGreyfang 2 роки тому +7

      @@TheVideoGuyfromOhio oh it definitely not bullcrap in the comics scout is literally gods gift and god was actually offended that the women of earth wouldn't sleep with him. Its hilarious and that fact makes the video even more funny to me

    • @TheVideoGuyfromOhio
      @TheVideoGuyfromOhio 2 роки тому +6

      @@SifGreyfang then probably canon and fanon differences

  • @DEFC0NZER0
    @DEFC0NZER0 2 роки тому +59

    The worst part is that ALL of the fetishes they listed in the video, someone somewhere has that EXACT same fetish. God help us.

    • @Subject_Keter
      @Subject_Keter 2 роки тому +13

      I knew a person with all of those fetishes, i ran away so hard.

    • @Subject_Keter
      @Subject_Keter 2 роки тому +4

      @@SirGruigiTheThird I forgot the idea but it basically somethings will always be cursed no matter what you do and that Scout.
      They got to take the master clone out his pod and like bless the s h i t out of him.

  • @Envy1359
    @Envy1359 2 роки тому +39

    4:01 Heavy used a machine gun to kill that Scout instead of using his minigun which he's already holding.

  • @Subject_Keter
    @Subject_Keter 2 роки тому +45

    I hear Scout cursed the Scattergun so anyone touches any scattergun turns into a sewer goblin.

  • @scp_7113
    @scp_7113 2 роки тому +91

    Good ending: 993th scout is actually a normal scout and when the team told this scout about the other scouts fetishes he started puking everywhere for 1 hour and when they checked on him they found him crying to himself in a storage closet, Now he needs a therapist.

    • @natralskitsophrenia8465
      @natralskitsophrenia8465 Рік тому +25

      They let him go, but on good terms, and are regularly in touch with him to see how his therapy is going

    • @chrisproguladarkestcreator735
      @chrisproguladarkestcreator735 3 місяці тому +6

      The cloaked figure appared out of nowhere, ???: I'm terribly sorry you had to hear what your team said, 993 scout, but unfortunately is 100%, horribly true, the 992 scouts did all of unholy nonsense, that not only Mrs Pauline but the administrator herself is also had enough with the 992 ones, they've hired are exactly what your team say they are.

  • @tombraiserzombie2581
    @tombraiserzombie2581 2 роки тому +92

    The solution is to get a robot scout. Unless greymann did some “modifications”

    • @railfanlynx
      @railfanlynx 8 місяців тому +1

      I think they did that

  • @acat1167
    @acat1167 2 роки тому +48

    I loved the attention to detail in Sniper’s scope when he was aiming at Scout and then shoot him. Very nice!

  • @ptrgiese
    @ptrgiese 2 роки тому +65

    Maybe in a different timeline, it goes:
    Scout goes on vacation (he does not die), to purge away all his fetish problems. However, the video goes on as planned, but after Scout returns, learning that they hired and killed 992 Scouts, Scout told bad words to the Mercs and quit his job, saying he is cured, but he wants NOTHING TO DO with them, anymore. Then the video progresses, and Demoman tells this kid, like this.
    "We are no longer hiring another Scout, again... ...and moreover, the first Scout (the ONLY Scout left here) we had returned from vacation, but he quit when he found out about the degenerate Scouts and their endless fetishes, and says that he wants nothing to do with us anymore. So go home, and good luck on your job hunting."
    That would make sense, since it's much cleaner, and that the Scout is finally cured of all the fetishes and horrible hentai, but when he overheard that there are no more Scouts hiring, he went to Miss Pauline AND The Administrator and he handed them his resignation, and told them to tell the others that they can jump off the nearest gravel pit to Hell and stay there, because he wants nothing to do with these degenerate goblins again.
    "I want nothing to do with these !!ing mercs, anymore! Those filthy !!ing degenerates say don't need me, anymore? FINE! You know what? That's it! I'm !!ing done! I quit! I give up! I'm the last !!ing Scout left, and you won't hire anymore Scouts? Good luck with your !! battles! Does anyone care? NO! Nobody !!ing cares. You NEVER cared.
    And so, Scout, NO, Jeremy Out! I !!ing quit! !! YOU ALL!"
    Anyhow, that's how I put it.

    • @l3wismoreman9227
      @l3wismoreman9227 2 роки тому +5

      Sounds like a blast of an idea

    • @SirGruigiTheThird
      @SirGruigiTheThird 2 роки тому +9

      That’s actually a good ending for Scout who is pure.
      At least he’s redeemed and quit his job after what he heard very horrifying about the “other” scouts.

    • @Rusticabcd
      @Rusticabcd 2 роки тому +1

      Good.

    • @CarlosRodriguez-mp8vp
      @CarlosRodriguez-mp8vp 2 роки тому +1

      Please make this idea happen @Boogey Bully!

    • @calvinatorx1541
      @calvinatorx1541 2 роки тому +1

      That will make sense

  • @Ultrawave231
    @Ultrawave231 2 роки тому +9

    4:04 HEAVY WHAT THE FUCK!!! YOU DIDN'T KILL HIM, YOU JUST FUCKING GAVE HIM MERCY! ONE SHOT WAS ENOUGH, NOW HES JUST BURGER MEAT ROTTING IN THE SOIL OF 2FORT.

  • @seancarroll136
    @seancarroll136 2 роки тому +20

    13:23 my favorite part is the way Demoman says this in an almost realistic mood is shocking!😱🤣

    • @Arch13Cat
      @Arch13Cat 2 роки тому +7

      Ikr?!
      Especially the “just get in the van part”

    • @coachlombardi9657
      @coachlombardi9657 7 місяців тому +1

      He's just so done with the Scout bull!

  • @blainetate743
    @blainetate743 2 роки тому +46

    If you look closely at about 9:05, you can see the horse running away.
    Nice little detail.

    • @dvdreview7956
      @dvdreview7956 2 роки тому +7

      Ellis: I love horses

    • @blainetate743
      @blainetate743 2 роки тому +3

      @@dvdreview7956
      Hey Ellis, here’s my friend Jeremy.
      Jeremy: Hey chucklenuts, nice horse.

    • @RyanHo242
      @RyanHo242 2 роки тому +1

      @@dvdreview7956 I love horses too!! 😍😍😍😍😍😍🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎

    • @zacattack3838
      @zacattack3838 2 роки тому +1

      That horse will never be the same again

    • @abraham2781
      @abraham2781 4 місяці тому

      For once second i though the horse died with it (even though i dont see the body)

  • @FennetYT
    @FennetYT 2 роки тому +71

    Now I want to see a video where red team actually hires a normal scout, but gets fired because of a bullshit reason like he took too long on the toilet

    • @Subject_Keter
      @Subject_Keter 2 роки тому +14

      Or complaining that he can hold more then 4 clips of pistol bullets. Or he wants to make new weapons.

    • @thesgscout6112
      @thesgscout6112 2 роки тому +14

      Or even more dumb reason like they suspicious he the same as other and away stalk him. Scout have enough of how the team treat him and call it a quit.

  • @nathanahedgehog2871
    @nathanahedgehog2871 2 роки тому +16

    Love that Heavy had Sasha out and ready yet decided to whip out the AA12 to kill Scout #4

  • @AshleyTheWolf259
    @AshleyTheWolf259 2 роки тому +67

    If BLU had more Scout problems then RED, what happened to those more sane Scouts RED had? XD

    • @pyrothefriendlyarsonist9195
      @pyrothefriendlyarsonist9195 2 роки тому +3

      They died their Mercenaries after all

    • @RyanHo242
      @RyanHo242 2 роки тому

      Scout always caused confusions and delays for both teams.

    • @AshleyTheWolf259
      @AshleyTheWolf259 Рік тому +2

      @@RyanHo242 Either way, as a furry - I personally don't own him. Some will, but even most furries have standards.

  • @andyfriederichsen
    @andyfriederichsen 2 роки тому +275

    I love how you not only made Pyro sane but also made him come in to stop the horrible stuff the Scouts were doing.
    EDIT: You really should make the gunshot sounds quieter. By the way, WHO PUTS A LONG-RANGE RIFLE SCOPE ON A GRENADE LAUNCHER?

    • @thereaper8752
      @thereaper8752 2 роки тому +4

      I like to think the first scout fetishes made it a christan and possibly sane

    • @foxboy6145
      @foxboy6145 2 роки тому +9

      To answer your question, someone who wants to be DANG SURE he blows up the intended target.

    • @andyfriederichsen
      @andyfriederichsen 2 роки тому +3

      @@foxboy6145 Okay, but the rifles that use that scope fire bullets that fly far longer distances than 40mm grenade rounds.

    • @foxboy6145
      @foxboy6145 2 роки тому +3

      @@andyfriederichsen The message still gets through

    • @andyfriederichsen
      @andyfriederichsen 2 роки тому +1

      @@foxboy6145 He's still going to have serious trouble aiming, especially since it's a rifle scope and not a ladder sight. LOL

  • @phelmet9344
    @phelmet9344 2 роки тому +15

    Every single one of those scouts deserved that. They might want to think about burning that pile btw.

    • @Subject_Keter
      @Subject_Keter 2 роки тому +3

      And forming a Salt Circle around it.

  • @C.A._Old
    @C.A._Old Рік тому +5

    1:48 japanese private middle school Are you seriously ? !

  • @87398
    @87398 2 роки тому +6

    Red and blue demo put away they difference to kill there respectives scout

  • @kyler_14-10
    @kyler_14-10 2 роки тому +23

    Idea: The team hires Pyro's brother "Hydro" to take the place of scout.

  • @EMlYA_SHlR0U
    @EMlYA_SHlR0U Рік тому +9

    Engi just going "shit shit shit shit shit" while surrounded by demons will never not be funny lmao

  • @davyjones3755
    @davyjones3755 2 роки тому +18

    3:54 didn't expect to hear mono yell at scout about spanking the monkey to him today,but I welcome it

  • @C.A._Old
    @C.A._Old Рік тому +5

    1:59 2:00 Awesome Detail Sniper Scope Ever ! :-O :-D :-)

  • @Ion-Walker
    @Ion-Walker 2 роки тому +90

    The amount of scouts both teams went through is insane.
    But then again, finding a clean scout is one in a million and if they find that one scout, i am not sure what they will do with him.

    • @SteveAdmienn
      @SteveAdmienn 2 роки тому +16

      Just hire Scout from the tf2 comics

    • @kirkdyteo993
      @kirkdyteo993 2 роки тому +7

      @@SteveAdmienn That's what I have been thinking

    • @slapnull1819
      @slapnull1819 2 роки тому +17

      If they find a clean scout, the there can only be 2 possible reactions:
      “He is the chosen one, protect him at all costs.”
      “He’s messing with us, shoot him.”

    • @Subject_Keter
      @Subject_Keter 2 роки тому +8

      @@slapnull1819 They have to lock in a room with a fursuit and wait a day to see if he was faking it.

    • @pyrothefriendlyarsonist9195
      @pyrothefriendlyarsonist9195 2 роки тому +4

      @@Subject_Keter we tried that and he was screaming for hours cause he has severe trauma from a Furry incident so he just quit
      Tbh we felt bad we put him through that without knowing his trauma

  • @NygesOverlord
    @NygesOverlord 2 роки тому +25

    Been loving this series, it's very funny lol!

  • @SirGruigiTheThird
    @SirGruigiTheThird 2 роки тому +40

    I love Wario’s cameo!

    • @billithonthethird234
      @billithonthethird234 2 роки тому +2

      Bro thats obviously the only human in aqua teen hunger force

    • @billithonthethird234
      @billithonthethird234 2 роки тому +2

      Carl

    • @SirGruigiTheThird
      @SirGruigiTheThird 2 роки тому +2

      @@billithonthethird234 Thin Man?
      didn’t know he was Carl all along
      (Despite the fact that he is voiced by 15.ai voice named Carl from ATHF)

    • @SirGruigiTheThird
      @SirGruigiTheThird 2 роки тому +1

      @@billithonthethird234 also Wario’s cameo was at the yacht scene if you don’t understand.

  • @GOTTA_RUN
    @GOTTA_RUN 2 роки тому +31

    2:00 oh wow you can actually see Scout and a couple of children in the sniper's scope! Nice attention to detail there

  • @usadroopymeat1099
    @usadroopymeat1099 2 роки тому +10

    10:02 and wow the doom reference .just wow that made me laugh like a psychopath. and what are they saying .I can’t understand what they saying every time they kill scout.

  • @V-Man09
    @V-Man09 Рік тому +4

    I just love when the two demomen are killing the furfag scouts, the horse runs off. That part got me laughing.

  • @FridayNightStreamz
    @FridayNightStreamz 2 роки тому +5

    3:59 I ship them so hard, but I wouldn’t think about that

  • @TheOneWhoReportsForDuty
    @TheOneWhoReportsForDuty Рік тому +12

    I can't tell if Scouts insanity is impressive, terrifying or both.

  • @SnakeRoadComicsOfficial3677
    @SnakeRoadComicsOfficial3677 2 роки тому +21

    3:06 i fucking hate that rule. They should just hire another different class. They could use another Engineer.

  • @LuigiMan2401
    @LuigiMan2401 2 роки тому +6

    One of their scouts was that fall guy skin

  • @exi_m7074
    @exi_m7074 2 роки тому +18

    They got so many scouts that said scouts started to have way too oddly specific fetishes.

  • @EASAustraliaNSW
    @EASAustraliaNSW 10 місяців тому +5

    9:30 that part is underrated

  • @thewariobrothers4539
    @thewariobrothers4539 2 роки тому +9

    9:32 taco bell in a nutshell

  • @Apple-vk3fi
    @Apple-vk3fi 2 роки тому +20

    5:08 think Spy would be Proud. Like Father, Like Son

  • @JaggedBird
    @JaggedBird Рік тому +3

    1:49 good man, Mundy

  • @Grimreaper67778
    @Grimreaper67778 2 роки тому +11

    Gotta feel bad for wario anyways, the meme for wario is some how still alive, he needs a break anyways which is why I'm playing wario ware, SCREW SCOUTS,
    ( Counts money for wario )
    Mean while wario is still on break nearby the red base also hanging with the blues because it's a friendly server for now

  • @Jman78-j1o
    @Jman78-j1o 2 роки тому +6

    I like where the scene where scout gives nachos to heavy and spy majestically appears with a pepno bizzmo bottle while heavy is "having The Blast" in the background 9:36 *wheezing laugh*

  • @veteranimperial718
    @veteranimperial718 2 роки тому +8

    The first and third replacements were ok, they just needed some reeducation or castration if necessary.

  • @Victor-056
    @Victor-056 2 роки тому +10

    6:35 Krystal... Get your Psyker Barriers up and prep your Cerinian Pattern Bolt Pistol.
    **Dons Helm and Draws Edelgraden Pattern Laspistol.** Because we're having Takoyaki tonight, on a Heretic's Pyre.

    • @Samurai_Admiral
      @Samurai_Admiral Рік тому +2

      may I join this crusade? I need an excuse to make Heretics cry.

  • @dvdreview7956
    @dvdreview7956 2 роки тому +5

    6:47
    OH MAH GAWD

  • @usadroopymeat1099
    @usadroopymeat1099 2 роки тому +2

    And finally I can’t wait for another video and great video well done

  • @amandahugenkiss2310
    @amandahugenkiss2310 Місяць тому +1

    Plot twist: One of the Scouts was normal but was weirded out by the team asking about his fetishes so he left.

  • @MrBell762
    @MrBell762 2 роки тому +11

    This went from 0 to 100 at a good pace

  • @hardlyanydiggity3953
    @hardlyanydiggity3953 2 роки тому +10

    not enough variety in the fetishes they had
    it all boils down to impregnation and big demons

  • @Outlaw7263
    @Outlaw7263 2 роки тому +8

    Scout is a follower of Slaanesh confirmed

  • @Auxzero99
    @Auxzero99 2 роки тому +5

    (Kick reason: scammer and sexuality)
    Kick Scout?
    ✅: 35 ❌: 5
    F1 F2
    (Kick vote passed.)
    Scout left the game (removed from the match)
    (Repeats in 992x)

  • @captainsmitty6126
    @captainsmitty6126 2 роки тому +17

    9:31 Behold the horror!

    • @Mariofanaticanimations
      @Mariofanaticanimations 2 роки тому +1

      @@SirGruigiTheThird what sound is that from where he says it’s 3 in the morning?

  • @Mariofanaticanimations
    @Mariofanaticanimations 4 місяці тому +2

    4:07 Goldilocks and the Three Bears in a nutshell

  • @krevonx1000
    @krevonx1000 2 роки тому +11

    9:31 laughed so Hard

  • @slyravio
    @slyravio 2 роки тому +8

    It just feels like it was the same scout respawn-ed 922 times lying about who he was

  • @thebat9301
    @thebat9301 2 місяці тому +1

    Considering there was this many scouts like this they hired im somehow wondering how humanity still alive

    • @coachlombardi9657
      @coachlombardi9657 Місяць тому

      Theory: All those Scouts were just clones they kept making in hopes that at least one of them was decent enough to keep around.

  • @ChaoticLaBar
    @ChaoticLaBar 2 роки тому +3

    Some of these 15.ai vids I feel would be an incredible gmod or sfm animations. I have seen a few but this one I would love to see as a gmod animation

  • @khmerrepublic2443
    @khmerrepublic2443 2 роки тому +5

    9:31 Hilarious

  • @Glitchy__Ghost
    @Glitchy__Ghost 2 роки тому +6

    I bursted out laughing during the 16th Scout trial when Demoman's eye went on drugs

  • @Suheyl77-q5b
    @Suheyl77-q5b 2 роки тому +5

    I love solider said "I couldn't man handle one pinky demon"

  • @arielleone4416
    @arielleone4416 2 роки тому +7

    To see the BLU Team dealing with it's own Scout problem would be an interesting video

  • @serverllegion6184
    @serverllegion6184 2 роки тому +11

    dude... the heavy’S nightmare description about 539 scout....man to call such a incident traumatizing is a *understatement* I hope he met a *fitting demise*

  • @TheStickCollector
    @TheStickCollector 2 роки тому +16

    It seems like scout will always be a degenerate
    Wario is always cursed

    • @SirGruigiTheThird
      @SirGruigiTheThird 2 роки тому +2

      Cursed by Captain Syrup. But for now, he’s safe in this video

  • @usadroopymeat1099
    @usadroopymeat1099 2 роки тому +3

    And finally for real at 6:47 what are they saying because I can’t understand what they are saying because of the loud sounds from the snakes

  • @theant4184
    @theant4184 5 місяців тому +28

    wow, vivziepop helped you make the script out of the kindness of her heart, truly wholesome on her part

    • @ChichiElChih
      @ChichiElChih 2 місяці тому +3

      You watch Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss? It's seems like you're a big fan

    • @nicksieben7701
      @nicksieben7701 Місяць тому +1

      Is this a joke regarding all the furry references and degeneracy? If so, I'm about to burst out laughing in agreement with you.

    • @ChichiElChih
      @ChichiElChih Місяць тому

      @@nicksieben7701 Yeah, even me, A FURRY, didn't like Hazbin and Helluva, with are basically the same but at the same time not, the only good thing I get from all that chaos is that she inspired me to work on my own protects

    • @nicksieben7701
      @nicksieben7701 Місяць тому +1

      @@ChichiElChih Huh, ngl, There are only a few times when furries are actually normal, but the majority of time, a lot of them have extremely weird ways of expressing themselves and a lot of stupid fetishes too. I feel like this video is a perfect example of how far the fetishes can go.

    • @metalpunk2864
      @metalpunk2864 9 днів тому

      Viziepop is trash. Change my mind.

  • @heavyweaponsguy6284
    @heavyweaponsguy6284 2 роки тому +3

    This entire video:Why are all the scouts we hire furries?

  • @taleteller4266
    @taleteller4266 2 роки тому +6

    Mono having Carl's voice was hilarious! XD

    • @dvdreview7956
      @dvdreview7956 2 роки тому +2

      Who is mono

    • @taleteller4266
      @taleteller4266 2 роки тому +2

      @@dvdreview7956 He's from Little Nightmares 2. He's the boy you play as in the game. If your wondering why I'm calling the thin man Mono, then you'll have either play the game yourself, or watch videos on it.

  • @ItsTwizzGetItRight
    @ItsTwizzGetItRight 2 роки тому +6

    alternate title: scout getting tortured

  • @C.A.M584
    @C.A.M584 Рік тому +2

    It sounded like Heavy was pulling the 7th Scout apart like string cheese.

  • @renamon303
    @renamon303 2 роки тому +9

    i thought that last scout will be a hughe fan of warhammer
    and he will be shouting whole time
    death to heretics for emperor

    • @rashanmcrae9166
      @rashanmcrae9166 2 роки тому +2

      That sounds like a god sent.

    • @Victor-056
      @Victor-056 2 роки тому +3

      It would have been amusing... As it basically would be that the last Scout isn't like the degenerates... He's just so far on the other side of the spectrum that he'd annoy the rest of the team!

    • @renamon303
      @renamon303 2 роки тому +4

      @@Victor-056 but still wuld be cool hearing scout shouting to blue team that warp demons will consume their souls or demo finding out scout praying to emperor statue in his room and aslo scout culd be very ruthles savage & coldblooded so he wuld build huge fear in other team and respect in his team

    • @Victor-056
      @Victor-056 2 роки тому +3

      @@renamon303 It would also be hilarious if he found out _Their_ Fetishes and Starts screaming about how they are Slaanesh Worshippers or something...

    • @Victor-056
      @Victor-056 2 роки тому +1

      @@renamon303 That's of course if they actually _Do_ have disgusting fetishes.
      But if they're Clean? Mad Respect on Both Sides. **Sets down Cerinian Pattern Bolter.**

  • @logantink6829
    @logantink6829 2 роки тому +3

    This video is about why the red team is not hiring a new scout, because they said they were a bunch of degenerate scouts which were 992 failed scouts in total and that was the whole reason of why they are not actually hiring a new scout, they are actually trying to hire a new normal scout, instead of a new scout, even the Blu team has a degenerate scout problem too, so that's why they were only trying hire a new normal scout and not a new scout, see what I meant, because everytime they hire a new scout something goes completely wrong, which is why they were only trying to hire not a new scout, but a new normal scout, that is the whole is all about.

  • @calmspectator8573
    @calmspectator8573 2 роки тому +27

    I feel like that before those scouts joined the red team, they used to be in the Lovely gang. It is a gang that is from Lisa the Hopeful. They are like the scouts, but less graphic. If you decided to make another video, I suggest that you should make one where the Lovely gang found out about the original Scout’s death and decided to attack the red team only to lose, then the red team would find out what they do, how scout is involved in it, and rescue some children and people that were about to be… you know. I feel like that would be a good and a bit scary video, with scout being more disturbing.

  • @gerrickmerquillospongememo7076
    @gerrickmerquillospongememo7076 2 роки тому +3

    Goblin possess scout to become degenerate goblin as well!
    Is nice

  • @zackince8803
    @zackince8803 Рік тому +4

    I am part of the red team from the map of upward. We have also have been in quite some trouble about hiring a new scout. Either that they just keep dying because they legitimately try to stop the cart, or they just were complete degenerates. Hopefully our situation improves so we can get a permanent replacement.

  • @pogggaming4470
    @pogggaming4470 2 роки тому +7

    6:55
    Why does it look like soldier is gonna yeet scout into oblivion?

    • @HankDaMerc666
      @HankDaMerc666 2 роки тому +3

      Because he was threatening Scout that he would throw him off the boat if he doesn't turn his life around

  • @gearthehuman2115
    @gearthehuman2115 2 роки тому +11

    hmm, i wonder if the Scout class will be shut down since the both teams are failed to hiring a new Scout about 992 times

    • @l3wismoreman9227
      @l3wismoreman9227 2 роки тому

      The community would be pissed and demand the scout to return to the game only for the Demoman to kill the angry mob

    • @gearthehuman2115
      @gearthehuman2115 2 роки тому +1

      @@l3wismoreman9227 or maybe the community could've just helped TF2 developer to finding a better Scout (and a new weapon) so the class could be re-opened

    • @l3wismoreman9227
      @l3wismoreman9227 2 роки тому

      @@gearthehuman2115 only time will tell but I heard that Demoman was going to kill me cause I had the longest time as the Scout and he see the people who plays as him as people who need to die too

    • @gearthehuman2115
      @gearthehuman2115 2 роки тому

      @@l3wismoreman9227 well, good luck in surviving. good thing i was an Engineer main (even though i've never played the game)

    • @l3wismoreman9227
      @l3wismoreman9227 2 роки тому

      @@gearthehuman2115 screw you for tell us Scout mains we are as good as dead for being degenerate and CRASH!

  • @Hoppy-hopscotch-j4j
    @Hoppy-hopscotch-j4j 6 місяців тому +2

    You should have a flash warning in the video title.

    • @roymund7430
      @roymund7430 6 місяців тому +1

      Yes this video contains flashing lights :o

  • @hanz1539
    @hanz1539 2 роки тому +6

    I love pyro cause not just he hates demons and don't talk like the doomslayer but he is a real Christian

  • @alexzstuff5731
    @alexzstuff5731 2 роки тому +7

    and then they get an actual normal scout

  • @musicaman8683
    @musicaman8683 Рік тому +3

    Plot twist: the inklings in the cage were adults, because for the love of god NOT EVERY SPLATOON CHARACTER IS A CHILD

  • @sovietunion142
    @sovietunion142 2 роки тому +12

    So does this mean that they'll have to revive-revive scout from the deepest depths of hell

  • @thesoldier5221
    @thesoldier5221 Рік тому +2

    This UA-camr is underrated

  • @generaltiberiusxx2884
    @generaltiberiusxx2884 2 роки тому +6

    Here is a interesting idea what about the wizard tries to resurrect all of the dead scouts from blue team and red team and tries to get revenge on the red and blue teams and blue team and red team along unites and tries to defeat a Army of evil scouts

  • @transformersfan500okane3
    @transformersfan500okane3 Рік тому +6

    Why not Hiring Bumblebee as your Scout

  • @ratte6090
    @ratte6090 Рік тому +1

    Christian Pyro is something I never thought I'd see but here we are snrk

  • @Mahknunger
    @Mahknunger 2 роки тому +4

    Part 2 would be amazing

  • @eduardocastelan9225
    @eduardocastelan9225 2 роки тому +5

    Somewere in the multiverse, there is one scout that will put an end to their quest, this scout will be the perfect scout to their team, not just because of his competence, but his hate over the other degenerate scouts, how do i know this is true? because i saw this scout with my very own eyes.

  • @Cameron088
    @Cameron088 2 роки тому +3

    Plot twist
    1000th scout just ends up being normal for once

    • @joshtrollol_9943
      @joshtrollol_9943 2 роки тому

      if this 100th red scout has self aware, a nerd, a theorist, and a survivalist, he will learn about this bizarre universe.