Relocating Roommates: Dan and Phil Stereo Liveshow 03/09/21 (Audio Only)
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- Опубліковано 8 бер 2021
- There is a short stretch of silence around 39 minutes in when Stereo disconnected me, sorry!
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"and they were roommates"
Not me remembering that the girl who said that on the phone call said that she was talking about two guys who were roommates and then became boyfriends.
ok but, how about renovation rats
@Spencer Nolan why would you want to do that? Omg 💀
LMAO literally the first thing Dan says is "omg they were roommates" this dude knows what he is doing
Would you ever consider box boyfriends? No? Okay
I think maybe confirmed box bachelors would be more appropriate
@@elliart7432 wait are they single. If so we’re did they say it
@@naturegeek33 @naturegeek33 I don't know, they've stated multiple times that's none of our business, so my comment isn't serious. The joke is "confirmed bachelor" was historically the term for someone who never get's married because he's gay but can't actually say that's the reason cause it's the fifties or something. It was a common term specifically for same sex people who've been "roomates" for a suspiciously long time. Again, the joke lies in queer history and not modern day, two people living together as friends for years is no longer super weird so no assumptions here.
no they never confirmed anything, they both said in their videos that they’d rather keep it private and not answer!
@@elliart7432 that's such a good reference omg
The "it's time" in the beginning, the memories from pinof
It reminded me of Scott Pilgrim vs. The World Xb. "...It's time for Toronto to drown in sweet sound of the clash at demon head!"
@@michaelceraaaaa oh yeah OH YEAH!
Amazing reference
Business idea: A snack restaurant called, "All the dips" and it has homemade dips and dippers like french fries and nacho, pita and hummus, French toast sticks and syrup, etc.
OH SHIZ
dan's uncontrollable laughter gives me so much joy knowing that we can laugh through our constant existential crisis together
I wonder if they'd consider "head-empty himbos"?
Hot male feminists who are ditsy? They’re probably on some himbo tier lists
but the THEMEEEEEE
head-empty homeowners or himbo homeowners to keep up with the theme 😌
We're back with the don't let Phil finish his sentences 😭
*"can phil express an opinion?"*
"can i tell them about the lettuce?"
. . .
"oh, this one?!"
y'all there are multiple sad lettuce stories
the beginning “ITS TIME” is from PINOF😭💀
business idea: gay cafe like a gay bar but with wholesome iced coffee or hot chocolate
Those exist!
@@penina8438 no way av lived a sheltered Life
'Its time' is from the super amazing project!!
Speaking of transcriptions reminds me of the time I spent 17 hours CCing a DNPGames video and subsequently COMPLAINED ABOUT HOW LONG IT TOOK BECAUSE OF THE BANTER only for Phil to like the tweet oml
Lady doors, glory holes...I'm scared of what Phil is upto every day
If they get a podcast I will cry with excitement and adoration
I'm pretending this IS their podcast lol
I’m confused about how a builder doesn’t know what certain holes with wires are for or what they’re going to be doing with them? Like, you’re the builder? You should have a plan for the entire home that you’re building????
They just follow the blue prints I guess and the electrician or whatever will come in an figure out the wires
you know they don’t just have one singular builder right
@@lithiumkid yes but typically in construction crews there’s at least one guy who kinda takes the lead and makes sure things get done correctly. That’s who I’m referring to.
I usually listen live but when you upload I get here fast to listen again haha
Phil’s weird news section 😭 I love him so much
Me, a latino, is so confused as to how is it that some people dont know how to cook or clean, like i got taught that from my family since i was like 7
Omg same...when I was 12 I already knew everything, how to cook, pay taxes and how to live alone
Some white families just... Don't lmao. I'm 17 rn and I have no idea what I'll do when I move out
My white ass family never taught me shit.
@@SaschaV Start learning. UA-cam is invaluable.
When they were talking about climate change and Dan made the danisnotonfire joke, I laughed out loud and my 8 yr old sister came in to ask me what was funny 😂😂
They're having so many issues with building the house 🤣🤣🤣
I somehow missed this one. Hearing it tonight and damn! Our guys still talking relevant issues!
I'm stuck in bed with covid, thanks for the upload, it makes it so much better :3
this was incredible
lmao i'm so glad they specifically mentioned the episode of pingu where he was peeing all over the floor; i vividly remember being deeply disturbed by it as a child but i've never heard anyone talk about it and i was starting to wonder if it was a fever dream and i really didn't want to google "pingu peeing" yk?
It's literally the only episode I remember😅
i’m praying for the weekend to arrive faster so i can listen to this without worrying that i need sleep for an exam the next day
that discussion on robots made me realize that if danandphilgames ever returns we need a detroit become human playthrough
"our great-great granddaughter" is fine. i like that.dan and phil and kids. yes.
time??????!
I think he said "your" at 27:26
@@eleeline3376 yeah, he was just quoting the jonas brothers song
It's a busted song called the year 3000
@@oliviajursik2523 omg, I haven't heard that song in like more than 10 years
You are doing gods work posting these ily
14:00 awwww Phil helped Dan wash his laundry at uni so cute :((
Aight but I really love how they asked listeners to say what school should take since my family and I were literally discussing this yesterday
they must be binging drag race and drag related content like crazy because their way of speaking becomes more and more "drag fan" the more time passes and i am 100% living for it XDD
omg doing gods work
dan turned into donald duck while talking about the wall house and i literally choked on my ramen
how stupid am i for not knowing there isnt a difference between lettuce and cabbage?
swaggy pfp
Yes I'd say a bit silly. I'd eat a cabbage raw though, that's still a good salad especially if you soften it with some citrus juice or vinegar. Or go the American way and drown it in mayonnaise. *shudders*
@@Sentientmatter8 cabbage is the one that you usually cook with because a lot of people can’t digest it well if they eat it raw and it has a bit of a bitter taste when it’s not cooked but it’s quite sweet after you cooked it. Lettuce is the veggie that’s usually a bit greener and that you put in your fresh salad. It tastes disgusting when it’s warm or cooked
@@Sunflower0599 I'm Polish - I am familiar with cabbage, thank you very much. While the majority of the cabbage I eat is fermented and cooked, I do occasionally enjoy raw cabbage with no ill side effects. While raw cabbage is less digestible, it's not harmful, and raw had benefits it doesn't cooked. People eat harder to digest things all the time. The acidity of three lemon juice I suggested helps break it down a little. Raw cabbage dishes are enjoyed in various culture's cuisines around the world.
Phil Lester the Newscaster has a nice ring to it
39:55 for a second I thought his next game would be called "what would Dan bang" 💀
"in the form of this gray sludge" got me
When does Dan call Phil Bub, I can’t find it but everyone is talking about it! 🥺
Same 😭😭
SAME
Please someone find us a time stamp we need this wholesomeness 😭
I was gonna post the timestamp here but I just realized that it got cut out in this video probably due to lag or accidentally pausing 😭 he calls him bub after talking about Dan the business man 😭 check lonely writer upload of this live I commented the timestamp there
I already listened and at first I thought he said BOB lol
I CAN LISTEN NOW
Everyone is gonna ignore 21:26
According to comments, it is platonic and impersonal and nothing to think about. 🧐
Oh no, no way I'm ignoring this! This is definitely how Dan calls Phil on an everyday basis so it just slipped off his tongue casually he didn't notice
o he says that a lot lol, it’s slang
like “girl”
HONEY
what even was that entire animal conversation
Departing Duo lol 😂 I’m giving you ideas
Dan, it is 100% your fault that Phil wasn't able to say the content of the letter for so long just saying... he wanted to do it with some suspense and after that you just interrupted him non stop (yes the laugthing isn't helping)
I love them
I have never understood why people freak out about taxes? The government sends you a letter(and sometimes also a text message) that you need to pay your taxes. You go to the website, look at the numbers saying you either get money back or have to pay then either click the yes button or pay and click the yes button
I think it’s scary because you have to figure out the amount on your own and if you accidentally mess up then you could end up with a felony. In America at least.
it's pretty simple for people that only have 1 revenue stream but if you're like dan & phil and you own multiple businesses and are self employed it's A LOT more complicated cause you have a bunch of creditors and debtors you have to properly account for
Ok but, how about sojourning soulmates
It’s time for another challenge Charlie
Yes! Not only did I think about challenge charlie both times I've listened to this stereo, I also think of it frequently in my day to day life whenever I hear the words "it's time". The golden years of UA-cam, truly.
Do you perhaps know where can I find the promised by Phil transcripts of the shows/link them? The first one was linked in the IDB thread, but the other ones were not, are they on Stereo somewhere?
Hi, they're in this Google Doc: drive.google.com/drive/u/0/folders/19fPxYcGcg47r8Zsb5ooyGDTS5ucdMB2O
it's 6am so im chosing violence lol
y’all when does phil talk bout the jellyfish dream/nightmare he had 😭 I can’t find it
*phil the hamster breeder* oh my
Phandemic pals
Maybe Phils dream fish were "violently purple"...
Packing pals?
Yeh that's what I was thinking too!
Waking up and choosing violence!
how has it been 4 months????
Dan and Phil invented podcasts?
“a fast fridge” u mean a freezer??????
21:17 😳
Parting partners
1:37 I guess I chose violence today
10:42 Dan honey that word is in Latin that's why it's pronounced like that 🤣🤣
did dan call phil honey?!??! at 21: 26
Just putting a working time stamp here so I can click it 21:26
I am sure people can rework that somehow. People claimed that on the radio, Dan did not say “very romantic” but said “rantic”. Uhhhhhhhhh...................no.
He’s been saying “honey” a lot lately, even when referring to a hypothetical person. Like “oh, honey..”
Just saying I wouldn’t read much into it.
I thought he said "I mean" not "honey"
I don't think he's talking to phil but yeah lmao cute
LETS GOOO FHSKS
I know this is supposed to be entertainment but I’m just in horror at the English education system
That and Phil's hamster breeding business...
WHAT WAS THAT AT 36:11
sounded like a suppressed sneeze
pls 'fingerless' sandwiches
i heard him say that and i was like “uh yeah i sure hope it does dan”
@@gleefulpebble oh my god i came to the comments hoping someone else heard HAHA
Can someone who is allowed to watch this ask them if they've ever had celebrity crushed who they have met cause of their careers? Im curious
Harry Styles?
Phil answered this in one of his coming out videos. He said that before coming out he was asked his celebrity crush. He said a female celebrity at the time. But then he said who his actual crushes where. Im not sure if it was the first coming out video or the second one but i hope this helps 😊
@@rubi.s.c yeah.. but no one has ever asked Dan
Rubi Buffy
How tf do they manage to say so much without saying anything?
Who's listening to this while playing Phil melon? My high score is 1300
That game basically ruined my life :D My high score is 1448
@@aliisaemilia5510 yesss same I'm addicted to it! Congratulations on the high score!
Voyage vagabonds
Genius
The silences are very annoying. If you are going to record, don't speak and make the audio go away
Sometimes I feel sorry for Phil. 30:00 Kinda disrespectful of Dan to do it. And he does it often. Why can't Phil talk to Dan about it? Dan should understand he goes overboard. And Phil can't just keep silent all the time!
Or is this the reason for 12 years together? Because Phil just shuts up..🤐😔
it's literally just what they do it's kinda like banter lmao
It was so uncomfortable to listen to that part
I mean, I agree that that part may have been a bit rude/gone overboard, but sometimes people who care about each other ARE rude to each other and they may talk about it later and maybe Dan apologized. They have banter with each other sometimes (that they both participate in) that may sound rude if if was a different context, but it's part of the work they put online. It's important to remember that we don't see every aspect of their relationship dynamic.
wait............ lettuce and cabbage arent the same?
not knowing how to do laundry or iron at eighteen is lowkey pathetic?? Did their parents do everything for them like servants?
It's not that bad actually. I know boys who are literally boys, not adults, at the age of 25. They know nothing about how to care for themselves, be it ironing, cooking, kissing...huh
i'm in university and a LARGE chunk of the boys here don't know how to do laundry or basic homemaking stuff. parents just don't teach this stuff to their sons for some reason
RIGHT i thought that was basic stuff we all learn at 9
Magic of life kissing?
@@cuca_ haha yes, 😄 they know nothing about girls, never dated, never kissed