The IRS' Plan to Collect Taxes After Doomsday

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  • @olbradley
    @olbradley 4 роки тому +13042

    Imagine an alternate Fallout game where the Enclave is actually just the IRS.

    • @bajoneao
      @bajoneao 4 роки тому +806

      So thats where the 510 years of salary come from to pay for a mark ii powered combat armor

    • @MizanurRahman-os3wd
      @MizanurRahman-os3wd 4 роки тому +26

      ua-cam.com/video/rPrNtxQKem8/v-deo.html

    • @Bjorn308
      @Bjorn308 4 роки тому +294

      That would be one Fallout game where I don't want to join the Enclave then... a first to be sure since their power armor is the coolest.

    • @kauske
      @kauske 4 роки тому +115

      @@Bjorn308 IDK, even the Joker is scared of the IRS. ua-cam.com/video/G56VgsLfKY4/v-deo.html I don't think you'd' have a chance of defeating them, so you might as well join the winning team.

    • @average.yt.commenter609
      @average.yt.commenter609 4 роки тому +36

      It would make a whole lot more sense

  • @votecthulhu9378
    @votecthulhu9378 3 роки тому +13715

    Imagine the IRS fighting its way through hordes of mutants just to tax your bottlecaps during the Apocalypse

    • @Fourtytwo4242
      @Fourtytwo4242 3 роки тому +837

      who do you think ran the enclave?

    • @GOF-pk9mg
      @GOF-pk9mg 3 роки тому +468

      Tfw it costs more in bullets to kill the mutants than to not tax you

    • @hotlinerevachol5436
      @hotlinerevachol5436 3 роки тому +206

      thats the ncr for you

    • @fikrifahrizal482
      @fikrifahrizal482 3 роки тому +49

      well you need worry more about the mutant that they attract along the way to you

    • @benjaminbarraza8972
      @benjaminbarraza8972 3 роки тому +192

      They would most likely also tax the mutants

  • @josebetacourt5108
    @josebetacourt5108 4 роки тому +6734

    It’s as Ben Franklin said: the only things in life that are certain are death, taxes, and bad jokes in HAI videos

    • @MizanurRahman-os3wd
      @MizanurRahman-os3wd 4 роки тому +7

      ua-cam.com/video/rPrNtxQKem8/v-deo.html

    • @jur4x
      @jur4x 4 роки тому +104

      There is another one certain thing. Roasting of Newark airport in aviation related HAI videos.

    • @farhanramadhan2962
      @farhanramadhan2962 4 роки тому +86

      the bad jokes are used too much that it's actually just exhausting now

    • @CinemaDemocratica
      @CinemaDemocratica 4 роки тому +2

      Ben Franklin: The answer to the question, "How debauched do you have to be, to get thrown out of France for fucking?"

    • @mikeksp9177
      @mikeksp9177 4 роки тому +2

      The only joke here is my life

  • @nonyabiz1285
    @nonyabiz1285 2 роки тому +972

    I imagine "Tax Collector" being the most-dangerous job in any post apocalyptic world.

    • @totallyreyalfactsfsfs
      @totallyreyalfactsfsfs Рік тому

      Yeah, it's going to be hard to collect taxes when:
      • the economy no longer exists
      • governments are gone
      • there are zombies/robots/radiation/radioactive zombie robots everywhere
      • people fire their guns at anything and anyone
      • nobody will pay taxes bcuz there are no longer laws to prevent them
      • there is no clear method of payment anymore. money is no longer valuable.

    • @alperakyuz9702
      @alperakyuz9702 Рік тому +49

      I doubt it. Even after the end, you don't fuck with the IRS.

    • @hx5525
      @hx5525 Рік тому

      @@alperakyuz9702 What are they going to do? Send in the already collapsed authorities? Or are they going to bring us to court Lmao

    • @coppertones7093
      @coppertones7093 Рік тому +78

      @@alperakyuz9702 sounds like an incredible time to fuck with the irs

    • @zippityzbrake
      @zippityzbrake Рік тому +14

      ​@@coppertones7093 imagine all the weapons the us military has that we don't know about that the IRS would be using

  • @wellhellothere2291
    @wellhellothere2291 4 роки тому +12430

    Imagine surviving the total annihilation of humaity just to be taxed again

    • @riku3716
      @riku3716 4 роки тому +348

      Imagine tax funded rescue services or military showing up to evacuate you from hard hit area, providing emergency supplies for you to survive and policing things so your share of those supplies doesn't get stolen at knifepoint and organizing things in general with some authority and preparedness to maintain some sense of a civilization etc.

    • @dbclass4075
      @dbclass4075 4 роки тому +624

      @@riku3716 Except in apocalypse situation, even those couldn't function effectively, or at least not as efficient as pre-apocalypse.
      Even so, IRS will have a struggle of collecting taxes of $0, when 20% of $0 is still $0.

    • @lonestarr1490
      @lonestarr1490 4 роки тому +359

      @@riku3716 Yeah, because even after doomsday the whole funding and buying stuff for money thing will work out exactly the same way as before. Throwing money at stuff will always keep on resolving issues, right?

    • @seneca983
      @seneca983 4 роки тому +25

      Well, wouldn't you be rather bummed if the government defaulted on your T-bills and T-notes just because of a mere doomsday?

    • @OtakuUnitedStudio
      @OtakuUnitedStudio 4 роки тому +29

      @@riku3716 There likely won't be any businesses

  • @advisingbob
    @advisingbob 4 роки тому +5259

    Doomsday: *happens*
    IRS: "Oh no....anyway taxes"

    • @davidty2006
      @davidty2006 4 роки тому +70

      The guys who got guns just to survive: Ok heres my taxes in bullets.

    • @Willyz_l
      @Willyz_l 4 роки тому +115

      @@davidty2006 stupid of you to think the IRS don’t have a backup plan for that.

    • @BrowncoatInABox
      @BrowncoatInABox 4 роки тому +10

      Sly clarkson joke
      I aprove

    • @gamevoid3684
      @gamevoid3684 4 роки тому +5

      I mean you gotta have money to rebuild the US

    • @gamevoid3684
      @gamevoid3684 4 роки тому +5

      @@bakedpotato_1396 I mean do you want to live in a wasteland where you'll die by some radioactive creature or radiation posining or just live in the US

  • @melitopiia4730
    @melitopiia4730 4 роки тому +2083

    Dammit, my plans to evade taxes after doomsday have been foiled

    • @MizanurRahman-os3wd
      @MizanurRahman-os3wd 4 роки тому

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    • @serg9320
      @serg9320 4 роки тому +67

      When you don't like paying taxes, so you send an intercontinental thermonuclear weapon of mass destruction barreling full speed towards the national capital but they tax you anyways

    • @tech-hilfeportal6611
      @tech-hilfeportal6611 4 роки тому +5

      @@MizanurRahman-os3wd how is that relevant

    • @plushyname2559
      @plushyname2559 4 роки тому +1

      @@tech-hilfeportal6611 hes prob just tryna get views on a vid

    • @tech-hilfeportal6611
      @tech-hilfeportal6611 4 роки тому +4

      @@plushyname2559 it's a good way to get alot of dislikes I'll tell you that much

  • @spg1794
    @spg1794 2 роки тому +3866

    i love how the IRS has a detailed plan on how to tax an economy that wont exist.

    • @123stevehead
      @123stevehead 2 роки тому +492

      just imagine surviving a zombie apocalypse and while hiding in a camp some helicopter comes down and people in suits come out of it saying "it's time to pay your taxes"

    • @epiclolito8226
      @epiclolito8226 2 роки тому +442

      personally if the IRS came to me for my tax money during the apocalypse I think I’d just open fire

    • @neowolf09
      @neowolf09 2 роки тому

      @@epiclolito8226 that's exactly why they're stocking up on ammunition now. They're ready to kill to keep their power too. Welcome to the beginning of the 4th turning.

    • @rustyshackleford1508
      @rustyshackleford1508 2 роки тому +185

      @@epiclolito8226 Hell I'd open fire now

    • @CyFed_Republic_of_Kaltovar
      @CyFed_Republic_of_Kaltovar 2 роки тому +84

      You're thinking about a nuclear exchange between Russia and the US. Think about one between the US and North Korea. The USA would be fucked but the economy would exist. This plan is useful in that context. Also in case of a biological event or a small enough meteor strike.

  • @jacobw703
    @jacobw703 4 роки тому +5420

    Man, IRS has one hell of a union. Even when the world ends and hell freezes over, IRS employees must still have a job

    • @frocco7125
      @frocco7125 4 роки тому +217

      Solidarity forever, for the union makes us strong.

    • @markeos7753
      @markeos7753 4 роки тому +69

      You can’t have a job if I don’t pay taxes

    • @OceanLily
      @OceanLily 4 роки тому +65

      @@markeos7753 Pay...Collect either way we get our money in the end.

    • @Cacowninja
      @Cacowninja 4 роки тому +16

      @@OceanLily What do you mean we?

    • @LoveKeepsGiving
      @LoveKeepsGiving 4 роки тому +56

      @@Cacowninja That person obviously works for the IRS.

  • @Soff1859
    @Soff1859 4 роки тому +1051

    So everyone else is gonna get cool new jobs like headhunter, scavenger, mad max tank mechanic or local militia guardsman... while tax accountants would just become post apocalyptic tax accountants, doing the same as before.

    • @MaddJakd
      @MaddJakd 4 роки тому +39

      Given those other popular occupations, I doubt the post apocalyptic accountant position will last lol

    • @historyatwar6230
      @historyatwar6230 3 роки тому +1

      Lol

    • @edwardwood6532
      @edwardwood6532 3 роки тому +73

      This needs to be a skit. "As a scavenger who specializes in guns and ammo we think you on average make about ten ounces of silver per a month. That means you owe us one two ounces of silver per a month. Optionally you can pay the IRS in twenty chickens or ten pounds of a freshly butchered pork."
      [Edit] Maybe the IRS agent should avoid trying to collect from this person.

    • @Sorain1
      @Sorain1 3 роки тому +8

      To be fair, they do get a massive upgrade in terms of weapons proficiencies.

    • @Phil-bv2ww
      @Phil-bv2ww 3 роки тому +3

      @Electro_blob based

  • @swisscheeseneutral6820
    @swisscheeseneutral6820 4 роки тому +9055

    The IRS would be the worst Fallout faction.

    • @tatianadashkova2143
      @tatianadashkova2143 4 роки тому +431

      Or the best, nothing in between

    • @johndowell6028
      @johndowell6028 4 роки тому +386

      But the first time you miss filing for Tax Day, hoooooo boy! If a nuclear arsenal couldn't stop them, what makes you think you have a chance?

    • @caltheuntitled8021
      @caltheuntitled8021 4 роки тому +203

      So their basically the mafia? Pay them off and they don’t attack you?

    • @swisscheeseneutral6820
      @swisscheeseneutral6820 4 роки тому +113

      @Embelm12 nobody beats the Republic of Dave

    • @OtakuUnitedStudio
      @OtakuUnitedStudio 4 роки тому +99

      @Embelm12 No, they would just take your caps and say that keeping your life safe and stable is for other departments to handle.

  • @marvelgeek9577
    @marvelgeek9577 2 роки тому +476

    “Everyone I know is dead.”
    IRS: “Sorry about all that, but that doesn’t excuse you from having to pay taxes.”

    • @jeremydale4548
      @jeremydale4548 Рік тому

      The moral police: You are under arrest for being a heartless idiot

    • @jeremydale4548
      @jeremydale4548 Рік тому

      The IRS collector not the survivor

    • @planescaped
      @planescaped Рік тому +2

      My job doesn't exist anymore, I haven't been paid in months, there's no food, no water, no-
      Imma let ya finish, but first I need you to pay me.

  • @glenmorrison8080
    @glenmorrison8080 2 роки тому +3440

    This would be a an excellent premise for a comedic/drama post-apocalyptic TV series. The adventures of a team of IRS employees attempting to tax the survivors of some society-ending catastrophe.

    • @ireallyreallyreallylikethisimg
      @ireallyreallyreallylikethisimg 2 роки тому +194

      That would be quite funny you're right.

    • @maryzmijski6087
      @maryzmijski6087 2 роки тому +143

      I could see Steve Carell doing that, bring on Bill Burr, Samuel L Jackson, and Woody Harrelson and we got a classic

    • @helenwrong6363
      @helenwrong6363 2 роки тому +98

      They meet the doomsday guy and he has set traps for the “zombie IRS fuckers” because he just had a hunch that that would be a problem so they have to try to avoid the traps to get to him lmao

    • @katanah3195
      @katanah3195 2 роки тому +90

      "The bombs have fallen and wartime is over... now it's... Tax Time!" Watch a group of IRS employees travel through the ruins of America, attempting to tax the survivors and keep themselves and the taxes collected safe! Tune in this April, to "Tax Time"!

    • @mrpayday7055
      @mrpayday7055 2 роки тому +34

      It would be even more hilarious if the IRS agents where all somewhat scrawny trying to go through the wasteland collecting taxes.

  • @TheTroop-kl9ki
    @TheTroop-kl9ki 4 роки тому +1997

    “I’m crazy enough to take on Batman, but the IRS, no thank you”

    • @omarghalab8017
      @omarghalab8017 3 роки тому +94

      He learned from al capone don't mess with the IRS.

    • @ej-1030
      @ej-1030 3 роки тому +4

      Lol

    • @the-pink-hacker
      @the-pink-hacker 3 роки тому +3

      He can’t go to Arkham if he does not pay taxes.

    • @loganhebert7475
      @loganhebert7475 3 роки тому +2

      At this point, they mightve actually killed john mcafee and I am believing that wack ass conspiracy theory

  • @demonitized1020
    @demonitized1020 4 роки тому +5188

    I’d say the IRS is the closest thing to the SCP foundation that we have. Well, they at least have the same amount of contingency plans for the end of the world.

    • @1mol831
      @1mol831 3 роки тому +158

      Xd, at least it’s restrictive to 1 country. We just need to capitulate the USA and have other countries annex it to remove the irs

    • @WolfgangDoW
      @WolfgangDoW 3 роки тому +47

      SCP-2271

    • @pathologicalliar8728
      @pathologicalliar8728 3 роки тому +118

      @@1mol831 fun fact its not! if you are a US citizen they will find you.

    • @1mol831
      @1mol831 3 роки тому +6

      @@pathologicalliar8728 Unfortunately I'm not, I'd rather be a north korean citizen than a US citizen.

    • @A_mando1911
      @A_mando1911 3 роки тому +30

      @@1mol831 everyone pays taxes no matter who you are

  • @BramdeHaas1999
    @BramdeHaas1999 2 роки тому +167

    Im writing my thesis on business continuity for public health services and I must say you did a good job on making continuity plans sound much cooler and more interesting than they seem to be for most of the people I work with…

  • @WilliumBobCole
    @WilliumBobCole 4 роки тому +2290

    when one of the characters in your acronym stands for ANOTHER acronym, you've gone too far

    • @drewstaser9726
      @drewstaser9726 3 роки тому +61

      IHTVM
      RNKISDT
      SMBTSMM
      That's what my new IRS acronym

    • @grangermontag1824
      @grangermontag1824 3 роки тому +17

      *initialism

    • @matt309
      @matt309 3 роки тому +10

      @@grangermontag1824 no

    • @kotakotik22
      @kotakotik22 3 роки тому +26

      What about acronym in acronym in acronym

    • @WilliumBobCole
      @WilliumBobCole 3 роки тому +17

      @@kotakotik22 my GOD man have you lost your mind?!

  • @rahbaralhaq
    @rahbaralhaq 4 роки тому +2668

    And this is why ladies and gentlemen, even the Joker is terrified of the IRS.
    He's crazy enough to take on Batman, but IRS? Nooooo thank you!

    • @alanetchetto8908
      @alanetchetto8908 4 роки тому +148

      Omg i was waiting for that reference.
      He even let out a scream when he realize that he owned money to the IRS

    • @justsomerobotickrabwithint9326
      @justsomerobotickrabwithint9326 4 роки тому +51

      @ AxxL
      I’m not ra but I’ll tell you your comments are more annoying than that 1 kid that always asks question every 5 seconds

    • @alw2839
      @alw2839 4 роки тому +16

      Batman has mercy. The IRS on the other hand.

    • @karamjeetkaur1474
      @karamjeetkaur1474 4 роки тому +6

      even batman is terrified of the IRS

    • @paxhumana2015
      @paxhumana2015 4 роки тому +3

      @@karamjeetkaur1474 , I will take them head on, as they have built upon a system of fraud and deception that is essentially a glorified scam/Ponzi scheme/pyramid scheme that has been going on for at least six millennia, so if we can take out email/telephone scammers, then the IRS should not be a problem if we approach them in a manner not unlike how Jim Browning and other scam artist bait channels do on UA-cam and elsewhere.

  • @Eagrogg
    @Eagrogg 4 роки тому +3854

    The world: Literally ends
    The IRS: *Hippity hoppity, your caps are now my property*

    • @martymcflyy6775
      @martymcflyy6775 3 роки тому +18

      Nice fallout reference

    • @scottyj6226
      @scottyj6226 3 роки тому +8

      A tiskit, a taskit, put the lotion in the basket.

    • @GRBtutorials
      @GRBtutorials 3 роки тому +33

      @@Efendi_ The IRS: Hippity hoppity we pity your small gun. *Brings battle tank*

    • @YataTheFifteenth
      @YataTheFifteenth 3 роки тому +8

      Hippity hoppity my mini nuke gives pity

    • @ryanpiercy3390
      @ryanpiercy3390 3 роки тому +2

      @@GRBtutorials *Lights the thermite he buried where the tank now is*

  • @teteeheeted
    @teteeheeted Рік тому +87

    I’d like to imagine a man arguing over the phone over how the apocalypse has lowered his houses property value due to “hazardous conditions”

  • @quasar2115
    @quasar2115 4 роки тому +613

    Fallout: Tax Evasion
    Fallout: 76% wealth tax
    Fallout: New Panama
    Fallout: 4 million dollars in unclaimed income

    • @Freekymoho
      @Freekymoho 3 роки тому +30

      When the vertibirds start rolling in, but it's not the enclave

    • @raresmuntean257
      @raresmuntean257 2 роки тому +4

      @@Freekymoho where would the vertibirds come from if I evaded the taxes? With what money?

    • @Freekymoho
      @Freekymoho 2 роки тому +8

      @@raresmuntean257 from whoever didnt evade their taxes

    • @raresmuntean257
      @raresmuntean257 2 роки тому +3

      @@Freekymoho bold of you to assume there would be so much people left

    • @Freekymoho
      @Freekymoho 2 роки тому +5

      @@raresmuntean257 the IRS will find a way. They'll tax rocks if they have to

  • @ja-vishaara
    @ja-vishaara 3 роки тому +753

    "Why on Earth did you attack president Kimball?"
    "He tried to make me pay taxes."
    "Understandable."

  • @vichkar3680
    @vichkar3680 4 роки тому +822

    Imagine the faces of people in vault76 when the irs comes collecting their taxes

    • @MaximNightFury
      @MaximNightFury 4 роки тому +28

      It'll be the Enclave asking for your caps

    • @thenewbrazy9997
      @thenewbrazy9997 4 роки тому +6

      You realise the rich dont work... so aka dont pay INCOME tax. Yeah catch 22 right there buddy !!! Any taxes they might have to pay they get away with by donating money lololol and voiding taxes

    • @hentaimage95
      @hentaimage95 4 роки тому +8

      Why did you chose the worst fallout game in existence? :(

    • @MaximNightFury
      @MaximNightFury 4 роки тому +2

      @@thenewbrazy9997 Do you pay $750 a year?

    • @magix4152
      @magix4152 4 роки тому +2

      @@MaximNightFury he's 12 he doesn't pay taxes yet

  • @zerohei6242
    @zerohei6242 2 роки тому +135

    The image of a single IRS employee fist fighting a deathclaw to collect our pre war money is always going to be funny to me

    • @bobbychews
      @bobbychews 11 місяців тому +5

      And winning 😨

    • @Attaxalotl
      @Attaxalotl 9 місяців тому +2

      They'd win

    • @uncanny3637
      @uncanny3637 7 місяців тому +4

      Nah, they'll win

    • @Nameguy2
      @Nameguy2 6 місяців тому

      @@uncanny3637 why are you still here after like two years?

  • @GalacticTommy
    @GalacticTommy 4 роки тому +15476

    The fact that this title isn't a joke scares me...

    • @MizanurRahman-os3wd
      @MizanurRahman-os3wd 4 роки тому +12

      ua-cam.com/video/rPrNtxQKem8/v-deo.html

    • @Yingalingadingdong
      @Yingalingadingdong 4 роки тому +127

      I thought it was a joke after the AACLT

    • @sesboks
      @sesboks 4 роки тому +266

      The scary bit to me is that we are kinda sorta living one of the doomsday scenario, and everyone is pretty much like "eh, fuck it"

    • @handlemonium
      @handlemonium 4 роки тому +92

      Hm.......20% sales tax still seems better than a 20% income tax. Still a COUP on my wallet either way though.

    • @djstudios6594
      @djstudios6594 4 роки тому +7

      Not the wii thing

  • @retronostalgia7964
    @retronostalgia7964 4 роки тому +2882

    Next episode: The IRS plan to claim unpaid taxes in the afterlife

    • @huchung9886
      @huchung9886 4 роки тому +288

      That’s just an inheritance tax

    • @Fred_the_1996
      @Fred_the_1996 4 роки тому +60

      @@huchung9886 LMAO

    • @3bydacreekside
      @3bydacreekside 4 роки тому +74

      That's what ouija boards were created for

    • @theprotester5171
      @theprotester5171 4 роки тому +50

      Guess what? Those taxes fund all the activities in heaven

    • @tatotaytoman5934
      @tatotaytoman5934 4 роки тому +17

      ur dead, pay $300.00 death tax

  • @TH-dc3fg
    @TH-dc3fg 4 роки тому +1921

    My life motto is “Don’t mess with the IRS”, plenty of high level criminals have been arrested because the IRS is damn good at finding out when people aren’t paying them

    • @scottyj6226
      @scottyj6226 4 роки тому +121

      Our tax dollars at work.
      Its a viscious cycle

    • @GeorgeVCohea-dw7ou
      @GeorgeVCohea-dw7ou 3 роки тому +28

      IDK, they've had Donald Trump's tax returns this entire time and should know what is in there and what's not.
      ua-cam.com/video/DZG0lUXjxfY/v-deo.html

    • @Anthonypython
      @Anthonypython 3 роки тому +24

      IRS doesn't know shit unless something is brought to attention to them.

    • @TH-dc3fg
      @TH-dc3fg 3 роки тому +186

      @@Anthonypython The IRS literally has a criminal investigation division, they don’t just wait for problems to come to their attention, they are constantly seeking them out

    • @jamebeckhusen9030
      @jamebeckhusen9030 3 роки тому +75

      Even the mafias pay the irs so they dont get found by the irs

  • @andrewkent6402
    @andrewkent6402 2 роки тому +30

    The IRS really take Franklin's "nothing is certain except death and taxes" thing to heart

  • @ej6921
    @ej6921 3 роки тому +974

    IRS be like:
    Hey, I know your dying of radiation poisoning and the entire country is in blazing ruins from the nuclear explosion but you still need to pay taxes for those medical supplies you stole

    • @teo2shifty
      @teo2shifty 3 роки тому +13

      @Pro Gaming Deluxe 2 fine, ill just tax your grave on corporate property

    • @nodeloliver6201
      @nodeloliver6201 2 роки тому +1

      At that point, I'm blowing them up and erasing their existence from the face of the planet.

    • @Thuazabi
      @Thuazabi 2 роки тому +6

      @@nodeloliver6201 They probably have a contingency plan for that as well lol.

    • @TheOfficialBrother
      @TheOfficialBrother 2 роки тому +6

      Not really stealing if capitalism has collapsed 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @mme.veronica735
      @mme.veronica735 2 роки тому +10

      I acquired that for $0 so 20% of $0 is $0.00 take that tax man!

  • @Monsterman1315
    @Monsterman1315 4 роки тому +919

    “I’m crazy enough to take on Batman, but the IRS? *NoOoOoOoOo thank you.”*
    - The Joker

    • @theorangeoof926
      @theorangeoof926 4 роки тому +10

      I just came from that video

    • @cones914
      @cones914 4 роки тому +8

      The irs is a tumor on the people.

  • @superdestrier9160
    @superdestrier9160 4 роки тому +369

    That Uncle Sam in the wallet animation was where 90% of the editing budget went

  • @oldgringo2001
    @oldgringo2001 2 роки тому +30

    The first version of this plan that I've heard of was in the Eisenhower administration. When the IRS started to present it, Ike cut the IRS off and said something like, "Listen, after a nuclear war anyone still alive will be grubbing for worms!"

  • @ryang2573
    @ryang2573 2 роки тому +838

    I like how all of these plans start with the assumption that banks, banking infrastructure, and even cash itself will still be in use after an apocalyptic collapse. I'd love to see some taxman in a weathered suit come to my homestead and audit me. "Yessir, last year my income was two chickens, a ton of corn, and a root cellar full of canned veggies."

    • @jennyderr1426
      @jennyderr1426 2 роки тому +1

      mine is 1 solar panel, 10 guns, 347 bullets(shoots mutant) 326 bullets, a lazyby, and the last container of gormet cookies in what was this state.(cocks "the five for one special" and aims it at the beuricrat) now get the F@ck off my property, before I get new bait for the howler traps.

    • @definitelynotat-rex72
      @definitelynotat-rex72 2 роки тому +78

      Yeah we're gonna need some of the corn

    • @manuelsilva1999
      @manuelsilva1999 2 роки тому +28

      @@definitelynotat-rex72 more like ( YEP WERE GOING TO TAKE ALL OF IT!)

    • @5678sothourn
      @5678sothourn 2 роки тому +50

      You think taxes wasn’t paid like that in the early days of the nation?

    • @dark12ain
      @dark12ain 2 роки тому +12

      Ok we will take about 45% of everything

  • @BrentFreyEsq
    @BrentFreyEsq 4 роки тому +516

    No joke, when I left federal service I had to make a check out to "USDA NFC DPRS" for my TCC. Uncle Sam *loves* its initialisms.

    • @gtw4546
      @gtw4546 4 роки тому +22

      Translation, please?

    • @carl8760
      @carl8760 3 роки тому +6

      @@gtw4546 no

    • @yasminrei
      @yasminrei 3 роки тому +6

      @@carl8760 *denied*

    • @krishnar1182
      @krishnar1182 3 роки тому +34

      @@gtw4546 US Dept of Ag’s national finance center. That agency handles payroll logistics for many agencies

    • @gtw4546
      @gtw4546 3 роки тому +5

      @@krishnar1182 Thanks! I appreciate that.

  • @cageybee7221
    @cageybee7221 4 роки тому +1256

    imagine being the guy who has to collect taxes in the apocalypse from likely heavily armed americans who have probably been living in a state of lawlessness for atleast several weeks. i would quit.

    • @dannylamb456
      @dannylamb456 3 роки тому +135

      before or after being shot at?

    • @JamesJJSMilton
      @JamesJJSMilton 3 роки тому +130

      Becareful. They'll deploy a Vertibird Assault Team to your location

    • @twinkiesmaster69
      @twinkiesmaster69 3 роки тому +78

      The one good thing from all the guns around
      Is that if theres a doomsday happening and the IRS trys to pull funny stuff
      Them Americans are shooting

    • @sirnikkel6746
      @sirnikkel6746 3 роки тому +20

      Imagine trying to tax the ones who has Gadsden Flags post-apocalipsis.

    • @Etzelsschizo
      @Etzelsschizo 3 роки тому +16

      @@twinkiesmaster69 only stupid thing is that the Americans are alone after they began shooting at each other while the IRS is still united.

  • @oneosix106decena
    @oneosix106decena 2 роки тому +151

    The saying "you can never escape taxes"
    Is actually real

    • @bconroy328
      @bconroy328 Рік тому +4

      In the beginning it was the US. After the war and in the reminats It was the New california republic... all i know is that: Taxes... Taxes never chage

    • @TheRepublicOfUngeria
      @TheRepublicOfUngeria 10 місяців тому

      You really can't: all societies throughout history establish and maintain a sense of political hierarchy through taxation. You can also call it "tribute" if you wish, and whatever you are taxed in gains additional use value as tender for such tribute. This is actually how gold and silver probably gained most of its historical value: to a bumbling goatfucking tribesman, gold and silver are pretty, shiny novelties that have little use value beyond that frivolity. But when a warlord conquers your tribe and demands that you pay them a mass of that pretty, shiny novelty, or they will start lopping off appendages and sending you to the mines, gold and silver suddenly seems particularly valuable to your tribe.

  • @willmaxwell8061
    @willmaxwell8061 2 роки тому +5736

    That bit about "ridiculous things like roads and healthcare" would've been a lot funnier if my tax dollars actually went to those things and not to drone striking middle eastern kids

    • @andrewgreeb916
      @andrewgreeb916 2 роки тому +57

      It would be more acceptable to be paying for drone strikes that also kill innocents along with the intended target, if they'd stop using our tax money as hush money for their child molestation.

    • @mouseblackcat5263
      @mouseblackcat5263 2 роки тому +192

      And American kids :/

    • @awsomer76
      @awsomer76 2 роки тому +364

      oh boy time to commit war crimes again

    • @mouseblackcat5263
      @mouseblackcat5263 2 роки тому +58

      @@awsomer76 Be Gae, Do War Crimez. O.o

    • @Kehwanna
      @Kehwanna 2 роки тому +17

      You gotta consider that your taxes are funding the means that can usher in an apocalyptic event such as nuclear war, biohazard, or environmental hazard since so many countries fund polluting industries via tax revenue. So! That post apocalyptic war is going to need more funding! That means we DEFINITELY won't see that money going to emergency healthcare and repairing destroyed infrastructure.

  • @gigihsetiawanp62
    @gigihsetiawanp62 3 роки тому +1398

    *America destroying itself*
    The Government: I sleep
    *Some dude didn't give his money in time*
    The Government: Real Shit

    • @omaygot5331
      @omaygot5331 3 роки тому +33

      The government: *REAL SHIT*

    • @ortherner
      @ortherner 3 роки тому +1

      yes

    • @novastar6112
      @novastar6112 3 роки тому +14

      Some LOWER/MIDDLE-CLASS dude

    • @2milehighlife52
      @2milehighlife52 2 роки тому +1

      Hey man don't forget to report your illegal income

    • @ryang2573
      @ryang2573 2 роки тому +1

      Governments are just the biggest Mafia in a region. We, who live under their thumbs, have told ourselves various lies to make this truth more comfortable. This is why people get so bent out shape whenever governments show their true nature and shatter this delusion. You, me, and everyone else reading this are cattle. We exist to provide resources to the violence cartel that controls our region. This is why its so funny to me that people are so surprised that the IRS has so many contingencies. It's like cattle thinking they might be spared slaughter if only the local slaughter house burns down.

  • @monkeyshk7349
    @monkeyshk7349 4 роки тому +530

    "Benjamin Franklin quoting is another version of Sun Tzu quoting."
    -- Sun Tzu, the Art of War

    • @kjl3080
      @kjl3080 3 роки тому +19

      sun tzu said that! and i think he knows a little more than you do pal, cuz he invented it!

    • @drewstaser9726
      @drewstaser9726 3 роки тому +17

      "Quoting both of those guys is very cliche and happens all the time on UA-cam, but every so often you will see me" -Ghandi

    • @YataTheFifteenth
      @YataTheFifteenth 3 роки тому +7

      "Sometimes I appear too." - Otto von Bismarck

    • @scottowens398
      @scottowens398 3 роки тому +3

      "-Sun Tzu, the Art of War"
      -Sun Tzu, the Art if War

    • @TheClickbaiterA
      @TheClickbaiterA 3 роки тому +2

      "Fuck you Sun Tzu" -On War, Clausewitz

  • @LowOutput
    @LowOutput 2 роки тому +80

    I like the fact that the IRS is looking at an aviation sectional to determine alternate locations if Atlanta doesn’t work out.
    Seriously. I’m not trolling. I think it’s great.
    You rock, Half as Interesting!

  • @chickenn.waffles1558
    @chickenn.waffles1558 4 роки тому +2261

    "Taxes are spent on education, roads, and healthcare."
    You sure about that last one?

    • @tylerpeterson4726
      @tylerpeterson4726 3 роки тому +235

      Medicare and medicaid are enormous government programs. We just forget about them because most people on the internet aren't poor or elderly

    • @flakgun153
      @flakgun153 3 роки тому +101

      The government already pays for 65% of people's healthcare

    • @willotter4503
      @willotter4503 3 роки тому +5

      Yeah

    • @chickenn.waffles1558
      @chickenn.waffles1558 3 роки тому +21

      @@willotter4503 Nah

    • @KikogamerJ2
      @KikogamerJ2 3 роки тому +73

      @@tylerpeterson4726 depends on where you live if you live like most people in yt America then your taxes are used to fund the military

  • @prestonjones1653
    @prestonjones1653 3 роки тому +1042

    "Spend it on Education, Roads, and Healthcare."
    I thought this was educational, not a comedy sketch.

    • @tylerlackey1175
      @tylerlackey1175 3 роки тому +37

      Reddit moment

    • @78anurag
      @78anurag 3 роки тому +46

      @@tylerlackey1175 Keanu chungus wholesome 100 upvote take my gold get karma fortnite bad minecraft good adulthood bad childhood good moment

    • @tylerlackey1175
      @tylerlackey1175 3 роки тому +21

      @@78anurag umm sweaty, if childhood good, why cant I order the Harry Potter collection and soy milk until I'm old enough to earn money?

    • @peterstepanov8062
      @peterstepanov8062 2 роки тому +18

      @@78anurag Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

    • @cara-seyun
      @cara-seyun 2 роки тому +1

      The government pays for my college, so that’s at least one of the three

  • @LoudRevised
    @LoudRevised 4 роки тому +199

    The IRS really gonna hunt me down for my taxes after the collapse of society.

    • @davidty2006
      @davidty2006 4 роки тому +7

      *laughs in being british and will probs have a tank.* heh good luck since it's confirmed that british tanks can survive nukes if they are not in the center.

    • @randomalien7746
      @randomalien7746 4 роки тому

      @@davidty2006 >>>>>>british

    • @thatdude9091
      @thatdude9091 4 роки тому

      @@davidty2006 Yup, because we all sit in a tank 24/7!

    • @ghyul6263
      @ghyul6263 4 роки тому

      @@davidty2006 not like gamma waves cant go through tanks

    • @omarhassan2642
      @omarhassan2642 4 роки тому +1

      @@ghyul6263 the British challenger two blocks most of it but not all so i guess better than nothing 🤷‍♂️

  • @LiriChan
    @LiriChan Рік тому +9

    Imagine getting overrunned by a hordes of Zombies and barely surviving, but then you saw a glimps of hope, you see a UH-60 alongside a AH-1 escorting it, a glimpse of relieve is in your mind because now, you're gonna survive, then a Man in a Suit approuch you escorted by US Marines, and he proceeds to say "Good day sir, we're from the IRS and we're here because your tax is in due for 3 years now, and we're here to collect it"

  • @Vienna3080
    @Vienna3080 3 роки тому +303

    I can imagine the Enclave remnants having an IRS department that every few months just levels a tribe or settlement from a Vertibird for not giving up any taxes

    • @fourscarlet7581
      @fourscarlet7581 3 роки тому +9

      I think it's more like the NCR. I'm not to familiar with the Enclave as I dont have the attention span for text based RPGs and I'm not even close to finishing Fallout 3.

    • @Vienna3080
      @Vienna3080 3 роки тому +9

      @@fourscarlet7581 Fallout 2 shows (spoilers) the Enclave murder citizens who don’t agree with the Enclave or give into demands and are shown to just murder settlements for no reason

    • @peanutman230
      @peanutman230 3 роки тому +4

      @@Vienna3080 same for the ncr except instead of murder they relocate you to nevada and give you dynamite

    • @YourLocalMairaaboo
      @YourLocalMairaaboo 2 роки тому +1

      Ehhh, I think that the common administrator probably sided with the local rulers, not the D.C government.
      Would be funny if the remnants of the IRS was serving as the backbone of all major factions.

    • @bconroy328
      @bconroy328 Рік тому

      So the NCR?

  • @knowyourchances
    @knowyourchances 4 роки тому +406

    I have an idea, if someone shows up at your door during the apocalypse asking for tax money, use the General Universal Negotiator. GUN

    • @jonnypena7651
      @jonnypena7651 4 роки тому +12

      Unless they are Rangers like Fallout.

    • @Predator20357
      @Predator20357 4 роки тому +28

      What makes you think they won’t be strapped as well?

    • @Cardbordboxonfire
      @Cardbordboxonfire 4 роки тому +13

      Predator 20357 in the apocalypse anyone who’s still alive, it’s because they are “strapped”

    • @dongiovanni4331
      @dongiovanni4331 4 роки тому +1

      They have more and better of those.

    • @Mr-Ad-196
      @Mr-Ad-196 4 роки тому +8

      IRS Reputation 100- you now consider a criminal to the IRS faction and by all means they will hunt you down until you pay your taxes.......

  • @eckmann88
    @eckmann88 4 роки тому +168

    Expectation: Nuke talk.
    Reality: Just acronyms.

    • @nasaman5440
      @nasaman5440 4 роки тому +6

      INITIALISM

    • @jrggrop
      @jrggrop 4 роки тому +4

      If you want talk on nukes, I suggest reading Raven Rock, by Garrett Graff. It covers a lot of the government's continuity plans from the Cold War, including the IRS. A lot of interesting tidbits.

    • @NationalSecurityAgencyUS
      @NationalSecurityAgencyUS 3 роки тому

      It's an initialism

  • @kelf114
    @kelf114 2 роки тому +56

    Fun fact: Just as they can audit you ...you can audit them.
    Also....it's cute how the IRS thinks it would be relevant or even think they'd have actual authority after a worst case scenario.

    • @CeoMacNCheese
      @CeoMacNCheese Рік тому +10

      Guns are the authority. You give them your harvest you produced and they protect you with guns. If you don’t they take all of your food and farmland

    • @overboss9599
      @overboss9599 Рік тому

      @@CeoMacNCheese we're americans jack, we have more guns then people, and once they get a taste for federal blood, they will never be controllable again.

    • @thesatelliteslickers907
      @thesatelliteslickers907 Рік тому +5

      they would kinda have to be. without the irs then any ability of the us government to actually do shit is gone since they need funds or whatever in order to do that function. without the irs the entire government would fall apart and so being able to keep their opperations going even if everything else goes to shit

    • @pugasaurusrex8253
      @pugasaurusrex8253 Рік тому +1

      @@CeoMacNCheese
      Good thing I only work with explosives

    • @rustyshackleford1508
      @rustyshackleford1508 Рік тому +7

      @@CeoMacNCheese You must be a european or something. You don't seem to realize that we ALL have guns. More than the IRS.

  • @LegendsWJ
    @LegendsWJ 3 роки тому +259

    As the Joker once said: “I’m crazy enough to take on Batman, but the IRS? Noooooo thank you.”

  • @Ziru0Gaming
    @Ziru0Gaming 4 роки тому +114

    Damn, 1998 Animated Joker wasn’t messing around when he said the IRS were the ultimate super villian

  • @Vysair
    @Vysair 2 роки тому +135

    I think it's fair to say IRS would be the first to be back up and running waaay before any functioning government would hence IRS would be a temporary government

    • @hiddendesire3076
      @hiddendesire3076 2 роки тому +11

      I mean, In FO76 the 79ers, who are the vault that has the treasury’s gold, are the remnants of the IRS. And they are working with Foundation and the Blue Ridge Caravan to use treasury notes as the new currency as they try to rebuild.

    • @YourLocalMairaaboo
      @YourLocalMairaaboo 2 роки тому +10

      Yeah, army remnants, IRS safeguards, and surviving admisistration would quickly clump into emergency governments.

  • @darthdaddy6983
    @darthdaddy6983 2 роки тому +17

    What an actual pleasure it would be to meet an irs agent on doomsday.

    • @planescaped
      @planescaped Рік тому +2

      Real 'I've always wanted to do this' moment. >__>

  • @kalifazagadat3843
    @kalifazagadat3843 4 роки тому +301

    Everyone: Happily celebrating we’re survivors
    IRS: Don’t be too happy you have taxes to pay

    • @bl00dkillz
      @bl00dkillz 4 роки тому +7

      Can't collect taxes if they're dead

    • @mudahjr9600
      @mudahjr9600 3 роки тому +1

      @@bl00dkillz then they Will collect it in the afterlife

    • @masked5695
      @masked5695 2 роки тому

      @@bl00dkillz Bad news, *they are the afterlife*

  • @eedwardgrey2
    @eedwardgrey2 4 роки тому +163

    Red Dwarf on tax collectors: "Just because we're three million years into deep space and the human species is extinct? That means nothing to these people. They'll find us."

    • @sovietunion7643
      @sovietunion7643 2 роки тому +4

      god i loved red dwarf, and that line was definitely just perfect

    • @reclusiarchgrimaldus1269
      @reclusiarchgrimaldus1269 2 роки тому +1

      Careful how you say his name dude amen 🙏

    • @reclusiarchgrimaldus1269
      @reclusiarchgrimaldus1269 2 роки тому

      + Romans 10:9-10 "That if you confess with your mouth, "Jesus is Lord," and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved. For it is with your heart that you believe and are justified, and it is with your mouth that you confess and are saved." Amen 🙏!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      The man in Luke 16:24 cries: ". . .I am tormented in this FLAME."
      In Matthew 13:42, Jesus says: "And shall cast them into a FURNACE OF FIRE: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth."
      In Matthew 25:41, Jesus says: "Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting FIRE,. . ."
      Revelation 20:15 says, " And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the LAKE OF FIRE." And please repent of all of your sins and be baptized by the Holy Spirit before it is too late, you will never know when the time will come 🙏!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Amen 🙏!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @midshipman8654
      @midshipman8654 2 роки тому +1

      They are tireless. They are omnipotent.

  • @Kazavop
    @Kazavop 4 роки тому +1261

    World: literally dies
    USA: did you survive?
    there's a tax for that

    • @cmdrblaze6487
      @cmdrblaze6487 4 роки тому +45

      I see you are a man of culture as well

    • @joshuatumambo5674
      @joshuatumambo5674 4 роки тому +62

      @@cmdrblaze6487 ooof yeah, there's a tax for that as well

    • @kyled2153
      @kyled2153 4 роки тому +24

      Oversimplified

    • @Kazavop
      @Kazavop 4 роки тому +12

      @@cmdrblaze6487 indeed I am

    • @IntellingentMoron
      @IntellingentMoron 4 роки тому +9

      Land of the Fee amirite?

  • @DragonAbode
    @DragonAbode 2 роки тому +11

    Imagine seeing the world fall apart around you, and then getting a call from your IRS job saying, "Yeah, we need you to come in today"

  • @mataharii161
    @mataharii161 4 роки тому +87

    My family is dead...
    My home is destroyed...
    Everything is gone...
    But I hear a knock on the door
    I shudder.
    *The IRS is here*

  • @thegasmaskguy2302
    @thegasmaskguy2302 4 роки тому +67

    One of Fallout 5’s factions has to be descendents of the IRS, and their Continuity Plan would be their guiding book.

  • @garmenlin5990
    @garmenlin5990 4 роки тому +117

    "Atlanta is famous for being immune to the apocalypse"
    The Walking Dead would like to have a word with you.

  • @abyss18
    @abyss18 2 роки тому +3

    this is actually the silliest thing i’ve ever seen, you’d swear the IRS is some sort of team of superheroes.

  • @HufflepuffBaseball42313
    @HufflepuffBaseball42313 4 роки тому +86

    World: *literally explodes*
    The IRS base on Mars:

  • @Jessie_Helms
    @Jessie_Helms 4 роки тому +542

    “One big exception”
    *laughs in Amazon, and most billionaires*

    • @MajorOutage
      @MajorOutage 4 роки тому +10

      They're just following the tax code.

    • @MastaGambit
      @MastaGambit 4 роки тому +36

      @@MajorOutage If all billionaires followed the tax code, The Donald wouldn't have such tremendous debt

    • @darealist690
      @darealist690 3 роки тому +9

      nah they just finessing the tax system

    • @mustardgas4000
      @mustardgas4000 3 роки тому +8

      theres a difference between tax evasion and tax avoidance

    • @Jessie_Helms
      @Jessie_Helms 3 роки тому +17

      @@mustardgas4000 legally, sure, but not morally.

  • @uzumakilol1288
    @uzumakilol1288 4 роки тому +190

    Imagine 99% of the earths population dies, and IRS just comes and says "pay your taxes or we will take you to jail"

    • @tobyschmoll2792
      @tobyschmoll2792 4 роки тому +17

      Being facetious, I'd say that might be a good deal in a post apocalyptic world. I mean seriously- 3 hots and a cot when everyone else is just struggling to eke a day to day existence

    • @scottyj6226
      @scottyj6226 4 роки тому +9

      @@tobyschmoll2792 nah man, post apocolyptic society would require slavery to function. And tax dodgers?
      Its free real estate.

    • @mystmicro2551
      @mystmicro2551 4 роки тому +9

      i would form my own government and declare war on the irs (whos with me)

    • @scottyj6226
      @scottyj6226 4 роки тому

      @@mystmicro2551 yo

    • @KikogamerJ2
      @KikogamerJ2 3 роки тому

      @@mystmicro2551 while you and irs mutually annihilate each other I take the time to rebuild and then conquer everything

  • @ATF-US
    @ATF-US Рік тому +4

    you better believe i’m joining irs after doomsday. the look on the survivors faces will be priceless when i go to collect their taxes

    • @Cacowninja
      @Cacowninja Рік тому

      You won't get to look very long they'd shoot you.
      Yeah I know you'd have guns of your own, but try getting mass compliance like old times when people are just struggling to survive now.
      Not worth it.

  • @JamestheAviator
    @JamestheAviator 4 роки тому +148

    "The IRS has a number of other relocation sites"
    Normal person: insert video of google maps or earth.
    HAI: insert video of a VNC (Visual Navigation Chart) aka an aviation navigation chart.

    • @NickCBax
      @NickCBax 4 роки тому +6

      Hehe. Yup, because the FAA will be running at the apocalypse.

  • @willadams5758
    @willadams5758 3 роки тому +72

    Historically, Atlanta says "you can't apocalypse us if we do it first!"

    • @locklear308
      @locklear308 3 роки тому +1

      Hell, it's already been a shit hole for decades

  • @JohnFoley1701
    @JohnFoley1701 4 роки тому +94

    My hobby: trying to guess what sam’s search terms are for stock footage.

  • @EbenFell
    @EbenFell 2 роки тому +3

    If a guy walks up to my bunker looking for my missing payments I’m introducing him to my handy dandy 12 gauge

  • @Machomanne8
    @Machomanne8 4 роки тому +309

    20% sales tax is an unthinkable doomsday scenario in America?
    *cries in European*

    • @Andres-xi7tw
      @Andres-xi7tw 4 роки тому +35

      Well at least u have free healthcare. CRIES IN AMERICAN.

    • @Noam_.Menashe
      @Noam_.Menashe 4 роки тому +27

      @@Andres-xi7tw this comes from the taxes though. America has insane prices but good quality and lines.

    • @Andres-xi7tw
      @Andres-xi7tw 4 роки тому +29

      @@Noam_.Menashe im an American, when I visited the UK I injured my foot and had to go to a hospital. It was the best medical exp I have ever had and cost nothing lol.

    • @Attaxalotl
      @Attaxalotl 4 роки тому +4

      you get free healthcare though

    • @bongoms
      @bongoms 4 роки тому +18

      you don't have to go into debt for the rest of your life if you have medical issues though 🥴🥴

  • @Croove55
    @Croove55 4 роки тому +64

    "One bigly exception" oh wow they got every other rich person to pay up?

  • @fatrobin72
    @fatrobin72 4 роки тому +26

    This is concerningly more thorough than most plans on what to do in a disaster...

  • @nolankaldenberg6506
    @nolankaldenberg6506 2 роки тому +1

    The IRS knocking on my door after dooms day: yo pay your taxes
    Me making booze on a homade still with a crude pipe machine gun in hand: no

  • @maxlee6739
    @maxlee6739 4 роки тому +36

    0:42 War, they spend it on war

  • @jopaljopal4256
    @jopaljopal4256 4 роки тому +25

    "Please sir, I threw it all away so I could survive!"
    IRS: *taxes are taxes, hand me your faxes*

  • @newromanianmappernrm4420
    @newromanianmappernrm4420 4 роки тому +20

    Lanius: Why are you stuffing denarii in that bag, Caesar?
    Caesar: I'm brave enough to take on the NCR, but the IRS?NOOOOOO thank you!

  • @jackfreeman1776
    @jackfreeman1776 2 роки тому +3

    I can just imagine an IRS employee hugging their plush calculators while they drift off to sleep.

  • @infernalchaos1066
    @infernalchaos1066 4 роки тому +50

    Bad news for the IRS: If Doomsday happens, we won't have essential services, like Fire and Police, who will be crushed under the weight of everyone's need. (If we do have those, it's not really Doomsday, just a bad day). Which means to collect those taxes, actual agents will have to go outside and collect in person.
    Which also means that it will be a long while before anyone comes investigating that IRS agent's death. And they will die, if they go out demanding money during the collapse of everything.
    If an actual Doomsday happens, this is all bullshit. Everyone, including the IRS agents, will be too busy staying alive to leave their families for this nonsense.
    Maybe this plan is for National Emergencies. That would make a lot more sense than some guy going out into the apocalypse to risk his life for a government that probably no longer exists.
    If Doomsday happens, our fiat monetary system will collapse immediately, and the survivors will go back to bartering goods and services. You're telling me that some agent is going to travel (somehow) to other states to collect taxes on a trade of 4 chickens for a goat?
    Doomsday. I don't think that word means what you think it means.

    • @Nosirrbro
      @Nosirrbro 4 роки тому +12

      Yeah you’re right, 95% of the video was clearly about large natural disasters, not doomsday. He just added in that last bit to justify a clickbait title.

    • @Swordsoulreaver
      @Swordsoulreaver 2 роки тому +5

      @Lex Bright Raven Good luck taxing a community you aren't a part of. Some outsider comes demanding money, he's gonna get laughed out of town or shot dead. Either way, no taxes collected.

    • @lentlemenproductions770
      @lentlemenproductions770 2 роки тому

      @@Swordsoulreaver If the IRS exists then the government can probably still summon men with guns too, and establish it’s power over whatever it can.

    • @13Gangland
      @13Gangland 2 роки тому

      @Lex Bright Raven I very much doubt in a world with virtually no consequences, an irs agent will go out demanding money from a heavily armed survivor.. that agent will just catch a whole lot of hot lead, and maybe a nasty loogie right on the corpse.

  • @verdatum
    @verdatum 4 роки тому +23

    Speaking as a government contractor for a completely different entity, I absolutely hate how much of this I discovered I was already familiar with. Great vid as usual.

  • @cedricye1767
    @cedricye1767 4 роки тому +34

    "Oh, the entire world is dead of dying from nuclear fallout, now lets go collect the taxes!"

  • @jd43
    @jd43 2 роки тому +1

    ngl i thought it said "The IRS' Plan to Collect Texas After Doomsday"

  • @pervasivedoubt150
    @pervasivedoubt150 2 роки тому +23

    Respect to an organization with a business continuity plan

  • @havennn9677
    @havennn9677 3 роки тому +37

    "The most common sexually transmitted disease, is ignorance."
    -Andy Bernard (did you know that he went to Cornell?)

  • @gavalant366
    @gavalant366 3 роки тому +21

    So this the IRS that even The Joker is intimidated by.

  • @sirshmiggins2786
    @sirshmiggins2786 2 роки тому +4

    Man we are so lucky to have someone as cool as Sam to help us. Thank you so so very much.

  • @joew2236
    @joew2236 4 роки тому +201

    The IRS. The one government Department everyone can agree to hate.
    (This definitely isn’t going to come back to haunt me)

    • @Nosirrbro
      @Nosirrbro 4 роки тому +8

      Based on your pfp I can bet you we disagree on literally everything else in life, but on this we can agree

    • @Admiral_Jezza
      @Admiral_Jezza 4 роки тому +35

      @@Nosirrbro It's the US Flag, not a Swastika, or are you one of those people who think America is the Fourth Reich?

    • @Karl_Kampfwagen
      @Karl_Kampfwagen 4 роки тому +5

      Joe W - I hope you have body armor for you, and your beloved doggo. 🙏

    • @Nosirrbro
      @Nosirrbro 4 роки тому +6

      @@Admiral_Jezza To display it prominently tells you quite a lot about a person politically

    • @Admiral_Jezza
      @Admiral_Jezza 4 роки тому +14

      @@Nosirrbro That's a "yes" then, isn't it?

  • @hamood_
    @hamood_ 4 роки тому +78

    The last time I was this early, bricks were still a meme

    • @nikunjsingh9169
      @nikunjsingh9169 4 роки тому +1

      And planes were still relevant

    • @subline_funtime
      @subline_funtime 4 роки тому +1

      “Wait bricks are still a meme?”
      🧑‍🚀🔫🧑‍🚀”always have been”

  • @fractalflux1120
    @fractalflux1120 4 роки тому +61

    This would be cool lore to read on a terminal in a ghoul-infested building 200 years from now. They sound like Vault-Tec but with more empty Vaults.

  • @axemuth1757
    @axemuth1757 2 роки тому +2

    Im gonna hire the ferryman and collect the IRS's souls.

    • @syed--2023
      @syed--2023 Рік тому

      The IRS will collect taxes from the ferryman.

  • @17gdpr37
    @17gdpr37 3 роки тому +22

    After doomsday, my raider band will be hunting down former government employees. Good luck fed bois, you'll be needing it.

    • @coreythomas6576
      @coreythomas6576 3 роки тому +3

      Number 6 mouthwash is always a nice solution.

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 4 роки тому +42

    "Only two things are certain: death and taxes"
    Prince John: Taxes! Taxes! Beautiful, lovely taxes!

  • @alexlandherr
    @alexlandherr 4 роки тому +22

    This sounds like “White House Down” for bureaucrats...

  • @DerpyUniverse
    @DerpyUniverse 2 роки тому +2

    If I’m gonna have to survive the apocalypse your damn wrong if you think I’m gonna pay my taxes

    • @notDundi
      @notDundi 2 роки тому

      Would you prefer a post-apocalyptic jail time for tax evasion?

  • @wojtekpolska1013
    @wojtekpolska1013 4 роки тому +10

    0:20 the point still stands. Nintendo Wii is your best friend

  • @welsh8982
    @welsh8982 4 роки тому +7

    Imagine your family is dying or starving, you had to eat the family dog, you had to burn all your personal belongings to be warm and you suddenly get a knock on your door. You open the door. "Hi we are with the IRS you have not been paying your taxes lately."

  • @TheSheiban
    @TheSheiban 4 роки тому +10

    I remember Ben Franklin's second quote about Dashlane. I studied about it in high school history over 20 years ago and none of us could make heads or tails out of it...

  • @gravitonnedissapointment1820
    @gravitonnedissapointment1820 2 роки тому +1

    You bet your ass if the apocalypse comes and the IRS arrives at my door I'm eating federal agents that night

  • @Imanmacaroni
    @Imanmacaroni 4 роки тому +9

    Imagine surviving a nuclear apocalypse then having to pay taxes

    • @davidty2006
      @davidty2006 4 роки тому +1

      This post was made by the bois with rifles gang.

  • @drottle
    @drottle 2 роки тому +4

    No way they’ll be taking a cut of my caps in the wasteland

  • @revmedia8108
    @revmedia8108 4 роки тому +38

    Well, that’s scary.
    Much love, your friends at Rev Media!!

  • @pattibrown1119
    @pattibrown1119 2 роки тому +1

    even joker is scared of the IRS and i see why