@@Bjorn308 IDK, even the Joker is scared of the IRS. ua-cam.com/video/G56VgsLfKY4/v-deo.html I don't think you'd' have a chance of defeating them, so you might as well join the winning team.
Yeah, it's going to be hard to collect taxes when: • the economy no longer exists • governments are gone • there are zombies/robots/radiation/radioactive zombie robots everywhere • people fire their guns at anything and anyone • nobody will pay taxes bcuz there are no longer laws to prevent them • there is no clear method of payment anymore. money is no longer valuable.
Imagine tax funded rescue services or military showing up to evacuate you from hard hit area, providing emergency supplies for you to survive and policing things so your share of those supplies doesn't get stolen at knifepoint and organizing things in general with some authority and preparedness to maintain some sense of a civilization etc.
@@riku3716 Except in apocalypse situation, even those couldn't function effectively, or at least not as efficient as pre-apocalypse. Even so, IRS will have a struggle of collecting taxes of $0, when 20% of $0 is still $0.
@@riku3716 Yeah, because even after doomsday the whole funding and buying stuff for money thing will work out exactly the same way as before. Throwing money at stuff will always keep on resolving issues, right?
@@bakedpotato_1396 I mean do you want to live in a wasteland where you'll die by some radioactive creature or radiation posining or just live in the US
When you don't like paying taxes, so you send an intercontinental thermonuclear weapon of mass destruction barreling full speed towards the national capital but they tax you anyways
just imagine surviving a zombie apocalypse and while hiding in a camp some helicopter comes down and people in suits come out of it saying "it's time to pay your taxes"
@@epiclolito8226 that's exactly why they're stocking up on ammunition now. They're ready to kill to keep their power too. Welcome to the beginning of the 4th turning.
You're thinking about a nuclear exchange between Russia and the US. Think about one between the US and North Korea. The USA would be fucked but the economy would exist. This plan is useful in that context. Also in case of a biological event or a small enough meteor strike.
So everyone else is gonna get cool new jobs like headhunter, scavenger, mad max tank mechanic or local militia guardsman... while tax accountants would just become post apocalyptic tax accountants, doing the same as before.
This needs to be a skit. "As a scavenger who specializes in guns and ammo we think you on average make about ten ounces of silver per a month. That means you owe us one two ounces of silver per a month. Optionally you can pay the IRS in twenty chickens or ten pounds of a freshly butchered pork." [Edit] Maybe the IRS agent should avoid trying to collect from this person.
This would be a an excellent premise for a comedic/drama post-apocalyptic TV series. The adventures of a team of IRS employees attempting to tax the survivors of some society-ending catastrophe.
They meet the doomsday guy and he has set traps for the “zombie IRS fuckers” because he just had a hunch that that would be a problem so they have to try to avoid the traps to get to him lmao
"The bombs have fallen and wartime is over... now it's... Tax Time!" Watch a group of IRS employees travel through the ruins of America, attempting to tax the survivors and keep themselves and the taxes collected safe! Tune in this April, to "Tax Time"!
I’d say the IRS is the closest thing to the SCP foundation that we have. Well, they at least have the same amount of contingency plans for the end of the world.
Im writing my thesis on business continuity for public health services and I must say you did a good job on making continuity plans sound much cooler and more interesting than they seem to be for most of the people I work with…
@@karamjeetkaur1474 , I will take them head on, as they have built upon a system of fraud and deception that is essentially a glorified scam/Ponzi scheme/pyramid scheme that has been going on for at least six millennia, so if we can take out email/telephone scammers, then the IRS should not be a problem if we approach them in a manner not unlike how Jim Browning and other scam artist bait channels do on UA-cam and elsewhere.
You realise the rich dont work... so aka dont pay INCOME tax. Yeah catch 22 right there buddy !!! Any taxes they might have to pay they get away with by donating money lololol and voiding taxes
My life motto is “Don’t mess with the IRS”, plenty of high level criminals have been arrested because the IRS is damn good at finding out when people aren’t paying them
@@Anthonypython The IRS literally has a criminal investigation division, they don’t just wait for problems to come to their attention, they are constantly seeking them out
IRS be like: Hey, I know your dying of radiation poisoning and the entire country is in blazing ruins from the nuclear explosion but you still need to pay taxes for those medical supplies you stole
The first version of this plan that I've heard of was in the Eisenhower administration. When the IRS started to present it, Ike cut the IRS off and said something like, "Listen, after a nuclear war anyone still alive will be grubbing for worms!"
I like how all of these plans start with the assumption that banks, banking infrastructure, and even cash itself will still be in use after an apocalyptic collapse. I'd love to see some taxman in a weathered suit come to my homestead and audit me. "Yessir, last year my income was two chickens, a ton of corn, and a root cellar full of canned veggies."
mine is 1 solar panel, 10 guns, 347 bullets(shoots mutant) 326 bullets, a lazyby, and the last container of gormet cookies in what was this state.(cocks "the five for one special" and aims it at the beuricrat) now get the F@ck off my property, before I get new bait for the howler traps.
imagine being the guy who has to collect taxes in the apocalypse from likely heavily armed americans who have probably been living in a state of lawlessness for atleast several weeks. i would quit.
You really can't: all societies throughout history establish and maintain a sense of political hierarchy through taxation. You can also call it "tribute" if you wish, and whatever you are taxed in gains additional use value as tender for such tribute. This is actually how gold and silver probably gained most of its historical value: to a bumbling goatfucking tribesman, gold and silver are pretty, shiny novelties that have little use value beyond that frivolity. But when a warlord conquers your tribe and demands that you pay them a mass of that pretty, shiny novelty, or they will start lopping off appendages and sending you to the mines, gold and silver suddenly seems particularly valuable to your tribe.
That bit about "ridiculous things like roads and healthcare" would've been a lot funnier if my tax dollars actually went to those things and not to drone striking middle eastern kids
It would be more acceptable to be paying for drone strikes that also kill innocents along with the intended target, if they'd stop using our tax money as hush money for their child molestation.
You gotta consider that your taxes are funding the means that can usher in an apocalyptic event such as nuclear war, biohazard, or environmental hazard since so many countries fund polluting industries via tax revenue. So! That post apocalyptic war is going to need more funding! That means we DEFINITELY won't see that money going to emergency healthcare and repairing destroyed infrastructure.
Governments are just the biggest Mafia in a region. We, who live under their thumbs, have told ourselves various lies to make this truth more comfortable. This is why people get so bent out shape whenever governments show their true nature and shatter this delusion. You, me, and everyone else reading this are cattle. We exist to provide resources to the violence cartel that controls our region. This is why its so funny to me that people are so surprised that the IRS has so many contingencies. It's like cattle thinking they might be spared slaughter if only the local slaughter house burns down.
I like the fact that the IRS is looking at an aviation sectional to determine alternate locations if Atlanta doesn’t work out. Seriously. I’m not trolling. I think it’s great. You rock, Half as Interesting!
*laughs in being british and will probs have a tank.* heh good luck since it's confirmed that british tanks can survive nukes if they are not in the center.
Imagine getting overrunned by a hordes of Zombies and barely surviving, but then you saw a glimps of hope, you see a UH-60 alongside a AH-1 escorting it, a glimpse of relieve is in your mind because now, you're gonna survive, then a Man in a Suit approuch you escorted by US Marines, and he proceeds to say "Good day sir, we're from the IRS and we're here because your tax is in due for 3 years now, and we're here to collect it"
I can imagine the Enclave remnants having an IRS department that every few months just levels a tribe or settlement from a Vertibird for not giving up any taxes
I think it's more like the NCR. I'm not to familiar with the Enclave as I dont have the attention span for text based RPGs and I'm not even close to finishing Fallout 3.
@@fourscarlet7581 Fallout 2 shows (spoilers) the Enclave murder citizens who don’t agree with the Enclave or give into demands and are shown to just murder settlements for no reason
Ehhh, I think that the common administrator probably sided with the local rulers, not the D.C government. Would be funny if the remnants of the IRS was serving as the backbone of all major factions.
If you want talk on nukes, I suggest reading Raven Rock, by Garrett Graff. It covers a lot of the government's continuity plans from the Cold War, including the IRS. A lot of interesting tidbits.
Fun fact: Just as they can audit you ...you can audit them. Also....it's cute how the IRS thinks it would be relevant or even think they'd have actual authority after a worst case scenario.
@@CeoMacNCheese we're americans jack, we have more guns then people, and once they get a taste for federal blood, they will never be controllable again.
they would kinda have to be. without the irs then any ability of the us government to actually do shit is gone since they need funds or whatever in order to do that function. without the irs the entire government would fall apart and so being able to keep their opperations going even if everything else goes to shit
I think it's fair to say IRS would be the first to be back up and running waaay before any functioning government would hence IRS would be a temporary government
I mean, In FO76 the 79ers, who are the vault that has the treasury’s gold, are the remnants of the IRS. And they are working with Foundation and the Blue Ridge Caravan to use treasury notes as the new currency as they try to rebuild.
Red Dwarf on tax collectors: "Just because we're three million years into deep space and the human species is extinct? That means nothing to these people. They'll find us."
+ Romans 10:9-10 "That if you confess with your mouth, "Jesus is Lord," and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved. For it is with your heart that you believe and are justified, and it is with your mouth that you confess and are saved." Amen 🙏!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The man in Luke 16:24 cries: ". . .I am tormented in this FLAME." In Matthew 13:42, Jesus says: "And shall cast them into a FURNACE OF FIRE: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth." In Matthew 25:41, Jesus says: "Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting FIRE,. . ." Revelation 20:15 says, " And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the LAKE OF FIRE." And please repent of all of your sins and be baptized by the Holy Spirit before it is too late, you will never know when the time will come 🙏!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Amen 🙏!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Being facetious, I'd say that might be a good deal in a post apocalyptic world. I mean seriously- 3 hots and a cot when everyone else is just struggling to eke a day to day existence
You won't get to look very long they'd shoot you. Yeah I know you'd have guns of your own, but try getting mass compliance like old times when people are just struggling to survive now. Not worth it.
"The IRS has a number of other relocation sites" Normal person: insert video of google maps or earth. HAI: insert video of a VNC (Visual Navigation Chart) aka an aviation navigation chart.
@@Noam_.Menashe im an American, when I visited the UK I injured my foot and had to go to a hospital. It was the best medical exp I have ever had and cost nothing lol.
Bad news for the IRS: If Doomsday happens, we won't have essential services, like Fire and Police, who will be crushed under the weight of everyone's need. (If we do have those, it's not really Doomsday, just a bad day). Which means to collect those taxes, actual agents will have to go outside and collect in person. Which also means that it will be a long while before anyone comes investigating that IRS agent's death. And they will die, if they go out demanding money during the collapse of everything. If an actual Doomsday happens, this is all bullshit. Everyone, including the IRS agents, will be too busy staying alive to leave their families for this nonsense. Maybe this plan is for National Emergencies. That would make a lot more sense than some guy going out into the apocalypse to risk his life for a government that probably no longer exists. If Doomsday happens, our fiat monetary system will collapse immediately, and the survivors will go back to bartering goods and services. You're telling me that some agent is going to travel (somehow) to other states to collect taxes on a trade of 4 chickens for a goat? Doomsday. I don't think that word means what you think it means.
Yeah you’re right, 95% of the video was clearly about large natural disasters, not doomsday. He just added in that last bit to justify a clickbait title.
@Lex Bright Raven Good luck taxing a community you aren't a part of. Some outsider comes demanding money, he's gonna get laughed out of town or shot dead. Either way, no taxes collected.
@Lex Bright Raven I very much doubt in a world with virtually no consequences, an irs agent will go out demanding money from a heavily armed survivor.. that agent will just catch a whole lot of hot lead, and maybe a nasty loogie right on the corpse.
Speaking as a government contractor for a completely different entity, I absolutely hate how much of this I discovered I was already familiar with. Great vid as usual.
Imagine your family is dying or starving, you had to eat the family dog, you had to burn all your personal belongings to be warm and you suddenly get a knock on your door. You open the door. "Hi we are with the IRS you have not been paying your taxes lately."
I remember Ben Franklin's second quote about Dashlane. I studied about it in high school history over 20 years ago and none of us could make heads or tails out of it...
Imagine an alternate Fallout game where the Enclave is actually just the IRS.
So thats where the 510 years of salary come from to pay for a mark ii powered combat armor
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That would be one Fallout game where I don't want to join the Enclave then... a first to be sure since their power armor is the coolest.
@@Bjorn308 IDK, even the Joker is scared of the IRS. ua-cam.com/video/G56VgsLfKY4/v-deo.html I don't think you'd' have a chance of defeating them, so you might as well join the winning team.
It would make a whole lot more sense
Imagine the IRS fighting its way through hordes of mutants just to tax your bottlecaps during the Apocalypse
who do you think ran the enclave?
Tfw it costs more in bullets to kill the mutants than to not tax you
thats the ncr for you
well you need worry more about the mutant that they attract along the way to you
They would most likely also tax the mutants
It’s as Ben Franklin said: the only things in life that are certain are death, taxes, and bad jokes in HAI videos
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There is another one certain thing. Roasting of Newark airport in aviation related HAI videos.
the bad jokes are used too much that it's actually just exhausting now
Ben Franklin: The answer to the question, "How debauched do you have to be, to get thrown out of France for fucking?"
The only joke here is my life
I imagine "Tax Collector" being the most-dangerous job in any post apocalyptic world.
Yeah, it's going to be hard to collect taxes when:
• the economy no longer exists
• governments are gone
• there are zombies/robots/radiation/radioactive zombie robots everywhere
• people fire their guns at anything and anyone
• nobody will pay taxes bcuz there are no longer laws to prevent them
• there is no clear method of payment anymore. money is no longer valuable.
I doubt it. Even after the end, you don't fuck with the IRS.
@@alperakyuz9702 What are they going to do? Send in the already collapsed authorities? Or are they going to bring us to court Lmao
@@alperakyuz9702 sounds like an incredible time to fuck with the irs
@@coppertones7093 imagine all the weapons the us military has that we don't know about that the IRS would be using
Imagine surviving the total annihilation of humaity just to be taxed again
Imagine tax funded rescue services or military showing up to evacuate you from hard hit area, providing emergency supplies for you to survive and policing things so your share of those supplies doesn't get stolen at knifepoint and organizing things in general with some authority and preparedness to maintain some sense of a civilization etc.
@@riku3716 Except in apocalypse situation, even those couldn't function effectively, or at least not as efficient as pre-apocalypse.
Even so, IRS will have a struggle of collecting taxes of $0, when 20% of $0 is still $0.
@@riku3716 Yeah, because even after doomsday the whole funding and buying stuff for money thing will work out exactly the same way as before. Throwing money at stuff will always keep on resolving issues, right?
Well, wouldn't you be rather bummed if the government defaulted on your T-bills and T-notes just because of a mere doomsday?
@@riku3716 There likely won't be any businesses
Doomsday: *happens*
IRS: "Oh no....anyway taxes"
The guys who got guns just to survive: Ok heres my taxes in bullets.
@@davidty2006 stupid of you to think the IRS don’t have a backup plan for that.
Sly clarkson joke
I aprove
I mean you gotta have money to rebuild the US
@@bakedpotato_1396 I mean do you want to live in a wasteland where you'll die by some radioactive creature or radiation posining or just live in the US
Dammit, my plans to evade taxes after doomsday have been foiled
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When you don't like paying taxes, so you send an intercontinental thermonuclear weapon of mass destruction barreling full speed towards the national capital but they tax you anyways
@@MizanurRahman-os3wd how is that relevant
@@tech-hilfeportal6611 hes prob just tryna get views on a vid
@@plushyname2559 it's a good way to get alot of dislikes I'll tell you that much
i love how the IRS has a detailed plan on how to tax an economy that wont exist.
just imagine surviving a zombie apocalypse and while hiding in a camp some helicopter comes down and people in suits come out of it saying "it's time to pay your taxes"
personally if the IRS came to me for my tax money during the apocalypse I think I’d just open fire
@@epiclolito8226 that's exactly why they're stocking up on ammunition now. They're ready to kill to keep their power too. Welcome to the beginning of the 4th turning.
@@epiclolito8226 Hell I'd open fire now
You're thinking about a nuclear exchange between Russia and the US. Think about one between the US and North Korea. The USA would be fucked but the economy would exist. This plan is useful in that context. Also in case of a biological event or a small enough meteor strike.
Man, IRS has one hell of a union. Even when the world ends and hell freezes over, IRS employees must still have a job
Solidarity forever, for the union makes us strong.
You can’t have a job if I don’t pay taxes
@@markeos7753 Pay...Collect either way we get our money in the end.
@@OceanLily What do you mean we?
@@Cacowninja That person obviously works for the IRS.
So everyone else is gonna get cool new jobs like headhunter, scavenger, mad max tank mechanic or local militia guardsman... while tax accountants would just become post apocalyptic tax accountants, doing the same as before.
Given those other popular occupations, I doubt the post apocalyptic accountant position will last lol
Lol
This needs to be a skit. "As a scavenger who specializes in guns and ammo we think you on average make about ten ounces of silver per a month. That means you owe us one two ounces of silver per a month. Optionally you can pay the IRS in twenty chickens or ten pounds of a freshly butchered pork."
[Edit] Maybe the IRS agent should avoid trying to collect from this person.
To be fair, they do get a massive upgrade in terms of weapons proficiencies.
@Electro_blob based
The IRS would be the worst Fallout faction.
Or the best, nothing in between
But the first time you miss filing for Tax Day, hoooooo boy! If a nuclear arsenal couldn't stop them, what makes you think you have a chance?
So their basically the mafia? Pay them off and they don’t attack you?
@Embelm12 nobody beats the Republic of Dave
@Embelm12 No, they would just take your caps and say that keeping your life safe and stable is for other departments to handle.
“Everyone I know is dead.”
IRS: “Sorry about all that, but that doesn’t excuse you from having to pay taxes.”
The moral police: You are under arrest for being a heartless idiot
The IRS collector not the survivor
My job doesn't exist anymore, I haven't been paid in months, there's no food, no water, no-
Imma let ya finish, but first I need you to pay me.
This would be a an excellent premise for a comedic/drama post-apocalyptic TV series. The adventures of a team of IRS employees attempting to tax the survivors of some society-ending catastrophe.
That would be quite funny you're right.
I could see Steve Carell doing that, bring on Bill Burr, Samuel L Jackson, and Woody Harrelson and we got a classic
They meet the doomsday guy and he has set traps for the “zombie IRS fuckers” because he just had a hunch that that would be a problem so they have to try to avoid the traps to get to him lmao
"The bombs have fallen and wartime is over... now it's... Tax Time!" Watch a group of IRS employees travel through the ruins of America, attempting to tax the survivors and keep themselves and the taxes collected safe! Tune in this April, to "Tax Time"!
It would be even more hilarious if the IRS agents where all somewhat scrawny trying to go through the wasteland collecting taxes.
“I’m crazy enough to take on Batman, but the IRS, no thank you”
He learned from al capone don't mess with the IRS.
Lol
He can’t go to Arkham if he does not pay taxes.
At this point, they mightve actually killed john mcafee and I am believing that wack ass conspiracy theory
I’d say the IRS is the closest thing to the SCP foundation that we have. Well, they at least have the same amount of contingency plans for the end of the world.
Xd, at least it’s restrictive to 1 country. We just need to capitulate the USA and have other countries annex it to remove the irs
SCP-2271
@@1mol831 fun fact its not! if you are a US citizen they will find you.
@@pathologicalliar8728 Unfortunately I'm not, I'd rather be a north korean citizen than a US citizen.
@@1mol831 everyone pays taxes no matter who you are
Im writing my thesis on business continuity for public health services and I must say you did a good job on making continuity plans sound much cooler and more interesting than they seem to be for most of the people I work with…
when one of the characters in your acronym stands for ANOTHER acronym, you've gone too far
IHTVM
RNKISDT
SMBTSMM
That's what my new IRS acronym
*initialism
@@grangermontag1824 no
What about acronym in acronym in acronym
@@kotakotik22 my GOD man have you lost your mind?!
And this is why ladies and gentlemen, even the Joker is terrified of the IRS.
He's crazy enough to take on Batman, but IRS? Nooooo thank you!
Omg i was waiting for that reference.
He even let out a scream when he realize that he owned money to the IRS
@ AxxL
I’m not ra but I’ll tell you your comments are more annoying than that 1 kid that always asks question every 5 seconds
Batman has mercy. The IRS on the other hand.
even batman is terrified of the IRS
@@karamjeetkaur1474 , I will take them head on, as they have built upon a system of fraud and deception that is essentially a glorified scam/Ponzi scheme/pyramid scheme that has been going on for at least six millennia, so if we can take out email/telephone scammers, then the IRS should not be a problem if we approach them in a manner not unlike how Jim Browning and other scam artist bait channels do on UA-cam and elsewhere.
The world: Literally ends
The IRS: *Hippity hoppity, your caps are now my property*
Nice fallout reference
A tiskit, a taskit, put the lotion in the basket.
@@Efendi_ The IRS: Hippity hoppity we pity your small gun. *Brings battle tank*
Hippity hoppity my mini nuke gives pity
@@GRBtutorials *Lights the thermite he buried where the tank now is*
I’d like to imagine a man arguing over the phone over how the apocalypse has lowered his houses property value due to “hazardous conditions”
Fallout: Tax Evasion
Fallout: 76% wealth tax
Fallout: New Panama
Fallout: 4 million dollars in unclaimed income
When the vertibirds start rolling in, but it's not the enclave
@@Freekymoho where would the vertibirds come from if I evaded the taxes? With what money?
@@raresmuntean257 from whoever didnt evade their taxes
@@Freekymoho bold of you to assume there would be so much people left
@@raresmuntean257 the IRS will find a way. They'll tax rocks if they have to
"Why on Earth did you attack president Kimball?"
"He tried to make me pay taxes."
"Understandable."
Beat me to the punch
Russian badger?
Based house
@@flipthegrid8809 Clanky, but I understand why you thought so
@@flipthegrid8809no it’s from fallout new Vegas
Imagine the faces of people in vault76 when the irs comes collecting their taxes
It'll be the Enclave asking for your caps
You realise the rich dont work... so aka dont pay INCOME tax. Yeah catch 22 right there buddy !!! Any taxes they might have to pay they get away with by donating money lololol and voiding taxes
Why did you chose the worst fallout game in existence? :(
@@thenewbrazy9997 Do you pay $750 a year?
@@MaximNightFury he's 12 he doesn't pay taxes yet
The image of a single IRS employee fist fighting a deathclaw to collect our pre war money is always going to be funny to me
And winning 😨
They'd win
Nah, they'll win
@@uncanny3637 why are you still here after like two years?
The fact that this title isn't a joke scares me...
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I thought it was a joke after the AACLT
The scary bit to me is that we are kinda sorta living one of the doomsday scenario, and everyone is pretty much like "eh, fuck it"
Hm.......20% sales tax still seems better than a 20% income tax. Still a COUP on my wallet either way though.
Not the wii thing
Next episode: The IRS plan to claim unpaid taxes in the afterlife
That’s just an inheritance tax
@@huchung9886 LMAO
That's what ouija boards were created for
Guess what? Those taxes fund all the activities in heaven
ur dead, pay $300.00 death tax
My life motto is “Don’t mess with the IRS”, plenty of high level criminals have been arrested because the IRS is damn good at finding out when people aren’t paying them
Our tax dollars at work.
Its a viscious cycle
IDK, they've had Donald Trump's tax returns this entire time and should know what is in there and what's not.
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IRS doesn't know shit unless something is brought to attention to them.
@@Anthonypython The IRS literally has a criminal investigation division, they don’t just wait for problems to come to their attention, they are constantly seeking them out
Even the mafias pay the irs so they dont get found by the irs
The IRS really take Franklin's "nothing is certain except death and taxes" thing to heart
IRS be like:
Hey, I know your dying of radiation poisoning and the entire country is in blazing ruins from the nuclear explosion but you still need to pay taxes for those medical supplies you stole
@Pro Gaming Deluxe 2 fine, ill just tax your grave on corporate property
At that point, I'm blowing them up and erasing their existence from the face of the planet.
@@nodeloliver6201 They probably have a contingency plan for that as well lol.
Not really stealing if capitalism has collapsed 🤷🏻♂️
I acquired that for $0 so 20% of $0 is $0.00 take that tax man!
“I’m crazy enough to take on Batman, but the IRS? *NoOoOoOoOo thank you.”*
- The Joker
I just came from that video
The irs is a tumor on the people.
That Uncle Sam in the wallet animation was where 90% of the editing budget went
The first version of this plan that I've heard of was in the Eisenhower administration. When the IRS started to present it, Ike cut the IRS off and said something like, "Listen, after a nuclear war anyone still alive will be grubbing for worms!"
I like how all of these plans start with the assumption that banks, banking infrastructure, and even cash itself will still be in use after an apocalyptic collapse. I'd love to see some taxman in a weathered suit come to my homestead and audit me. "Yessir, last year my income was two chickens, a ton of corn, and a root cellar full of canned veggies."
mine is 1 solar panel, 10 guns, 347 bullets(shoots mutant) 326 bullets, a lazyby, and the last container of gormet cookies in what was this state.(cocks "the five for one special" and aims it at the beuricrat) now get the F@ck off my property, before I get new bait for the howler traps.
Yeah we're gonna need some of the corn
@@definitelynotat-rex72 more like ( YEP WERE GOING TO TAKE ALL OF IT!)
You think taxes wasn’t paid like that in the early days of the nation?
Ok we will take about 45% of everything
No joke, when I left federal service I had to make a check out to "USDA NFC DPRS" for my TCC. Uncle Sam *loves* its initialisms.
Translation, please?
@@gtw4546 no
@@carl8760 *denied*
@@gtw4546 US Dept of Ag’s national finance center. That agency handles payroll logistics for many agencies
@@krishnar1182 Thanks! I appreciate that.
imagine being the guy who has to collect taxes in the apocalypse from likely heavily armed americans who have probably been living in a state of lawlessness for atleast several weeks. i would quit.
before or after being shot at?
Becareful. They'll deploy a Vertibird Assault Team to your location
The one good thing from all the guns around
Is that if theres a doomsday happening and the IRS trys to pull funny stuff
Them Americans are shooting
Imagine trying to tax the ones who has Gadsden Flags post-apocalipsis.
@@twinkiesmaster69 only stupid thing is that the Americans are alone after they began shooting at each other while the IRS is still united.
The saying "you can never escape taxes"
Is actually real
In the beginning it was the US. After the war and in the reminats It was the New california republic... all i know is that: Taxes... Taxes never chage
You really can't: all societies throughout history establish and maintain a sense of political hierarchy through taxation. You can also call it "tribute" if you wish, and whatever you are taxed in gains additional use value as tender for such tribute. This is actually how gold and silver probably gained most of its historical value: to a bumbling goatfucking tribesman, gold and silver are pretty, shiny novelties that have little use value beyond that frivolity. But when a warlord conquers your tribe and demands that you pay them a mass of that pretty, shiny novelty, or they will start lopping off appendages and sending you to the mines, gold and silver suddenly seems particularly valuable to your tribe.
That bit about "ridiculous things like roads and healthcare" would've been a lot funnier if my tax dollars actually went to those things and not to drone striking middle eastern kids
It would be more acceptable to be paying for drone strikes that also kill innocents along with the intended target, if they'd stop using our tax money as hush money for their child molestation.
And American kids :/
oh boy time to commit war crimes again
@@awsomer76 Be Gae, Do War Crimez. O.o
You gotta consider that your taxes are funding the means that can usher in an apocalyptic event such as nuclear war, biohazard, or environmental hazard since so many countries fund polluting industries via tax revenue. So! That post apocalyptic war is going to need more funding! That means we DEFINITELY won't see that money going to emergency healthcare and repairing destroyed infrastructure.
*America destroying itself*
The Government: I sleep
*Some dude didn't give his money in time*
The Government: Real Shit
The government: *REAL SHIT*
yes
Some LOWER/MIDDLE-CLASS dude
Hey man don't forget to report your illegal income
Governments are just the biggest Mafia in a region. We, who live under their thumbs, have told ourselves various lies to make this truth more comfortable. This is why people get so bent out shape whenever governments show their true nature and shatter this delusion. You, me, and everyone else reading this are cattle. We exist to provide resources to the violence cartel that controls our region. This is why its so funny to me that people are so surprised that the IRS has so many contingencies. It's like cattle thinking they might be spared slaughter if only the local slaughter house burns down.
"Benjamin Franklin quoting is another version of Sun Tzu quoting."
-- Sun Tzu, the Art of War
sun tzu said that! and i think he knows a little more than you do pal, cuz he invented it!
"Quoting both of those guys is very cliche and happens all the time on UA-cam, but every so often you will see me" -Ghandi
"Sometimes I appear too." - Otto von Bismarck
"-Sun Tzu, the Art of War"
-Sun Tzu, the Art if War
"Fuck you Sun Tzu" -On War, Clausewitz
I like the fact that the IRS is looking at an aviation sectional to determine alternate locations if Atlanta doesn’t work out.
Seriously. I’m not trolling. I think it’s great.
You rock, Half as Interesting!
"Taxes are spent on education, roads, and healthcare."
You sure about that last one?
Medicare and medicaid are enormous government programs. We just forget about them because most people on the internet aren't poor or elderly
The government already pays for 65% of people's healthcare
Yeah
@@willotter4503 Nah
@@tylerpeterson4726 depends on where you live if you live like most people in yt America then your taxes are used to fund the military
"Spend it on Education, Roads, and Healthcare."
I thought this was educational, not a comedy sketch.
Reddit moment
@@tylerlackey1175 Keanu chungus wholesome 100 upvote take my gold get karma fortnite bad minecraft good adulthood bad childhood good moment
@@78anurag umm sweaty, if childhood good, why cant I order the Harry Potter collection and soy milk until I'm old enough to earn money?
@@78anurag Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!
The government pays for my college, so that’s at least one of the three
The IRS really gonna hunt me down for my taxes after the collapse of society.
*laughs in being british and will probs have a tank.* heh good luck since it's confirmed that british tanks can survive nukes if they are not in the center.
@@davidty2006 >>>>>>british
@@davidty2006 Yup, because we all sit in a tank 24/7!
@@davidty2006 not like gamma waves cant go through tanks
@@ghyul6263 the British challenger two blocks most of it but not all so i guess better than nothing 🤷♂️
Imagine getting overrunned by a hordes of Zombies and barely surviving, but then you saw a glimps of hope, you see a UH-60 alongside a AH-1 escorting it, a glimpse of relieve is in your mind because now, you're gonna survive, then a Man in a Suit approuch you escorted by US Marines, and he proceeds to say "Good day sir, we're from the IRS and we're here because your tax is in due for 3 years now, and we're here to collect it"
I can imagine the Enclave remnants having an IRS department that every few months just levels a tribe or settlement from a Vertibird for not giving up any taxes
I think it's more like the NCR. I'm not to familiar with the Enclave as I dont have the attention span for text based RPGs and I'm not even close to finishing Fallout 3.
@@fourscarlet7581 Fallout 2 shows (spoilers) the Enclave murder citizens who don’t agree with the Enclave or give into demands and are shown to just murder settlements for no reason
@@Vienna3080 same for the ncr except instead of murder they relocate you to nevada and give you dynamite
Ehhh, I think that the common administrator probably sided with the local rulers, not the D.C government.
Would be funny if the remnants of the IRS was serving as the backbone of all major factions.
So the NCR?
I have an idea, if someone shows up at your door during the apocalypse asking for tax money, use the General Universal Negotiator. GUN
Unless they are Rangers like Fallout.
What makes you think they won’t be strapped as well?
Predator 20357 in the apocalypse anyone who’s still alive, it’s because they are “strapped”
They have more and better of those.
IRS Reputation 100- you now consider a criminal to the IRS faction and by all means they will hunt you down until you pay your taxes.......
Expectation: Nuke talk.
Reality: Just acronyms.
INITIALISM
If you want talk on nukes, I suggest reading Raven Rock, by Garrett Graff. It covers a lot of the government's continuity plans from the Cold War, including the IRS. A lot of interesting tidbits.
It's an initialism
Fun fact: Just as they can audit you ...you can audit them.
Also....it's cute how the IRS thinks it would be relevant or even think they'd have actual authority after a worst case scenario.
Guns are the authority. You give them your harvest you produced and they protect you with guns. If you don’t they take all of your food and farmland
@@CeoMacNCheese we're americans jack, we have more guns then people, and once they get a taste for federal blood, they will never be controllable again.
they would kinda have to be. without the irs then any ability of the us government to actually do shit is gone since they need funds or whatever in order to do that function. without the irs the entire government would fall apart and so being able to keep their opperations going even if everything else goes to shit
@@CeoMacNCheese
Good thing I only work with explosives
@@CeoMacNCheese You must be a european or something. You don't seem to realize that we ALL have guns. More than the IRS.
As the Joker once said: “I’m crazy enough to take on Batman, but the IRS? Noooooo thank you.”
Damn, 1998 Animated Joker wasn’t messing around when he said the IRS were the ultimate super villian
I think it's fair to say IRS would be the first to be back up and running waaay before any functioning government would hence IRS would be a temporary government
I mean, In FO76 the 79ers, who are the vault that has the treasury’s gold, are the remnants of the IRS. And they are working with Foundation and the Blue Ridge Caravan to use treasury notes as the new currency as they try to rebuild.
Yeah, army remnants, IRS safeguards, and surviving admisistration would quickly clump into emergency governments.
What an actual pleasure it would be to meet an irs agent on doomsday.
Real 'I've always wanted to do this' moment. >__>
Everyone: Happily celebrating we’re survivors
IRS: Don’t be too happy you have taxes to pay
Can't collect taxes if they're dead
@@bl00dkillz then they Will collect it in the afterlife
@@bl00dkillz Bad news, *they are the afterlife*
Red Dwarf on tax collectors: "Just because we're three million years into deep space and the human species is extinct? That means nothing to these people. They'll find us."
god i loved red dwarf, and that line was definitely just perfect
Careful how you say his name dude amen 🙏
+ Romans 10:9-10 "That if you confess with your mouth, "Jesus is Lord," and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved. For it is with your heart that you believe and are justified, and it is with your mouth that you confess and are saved." Amen 🙏!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The man in Luke 16:24 cries: ". . .I am tormented in this FLAME."
In Matthew 13:42, Jesus says: "And shall cast them into a FURNACE OF FIRE: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth."
In Matthew 25:41, Jesus says: "Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting FIRE,. . ."
Revelation 20:15 says, " And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the LAKE OF FIRE." And please repent of all of your sins and be baptized by the Holy Spirit before it is too late, you will never know when the time will come 🙏!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Amen 🙏!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They are tireless. They are omnipotent.
World: literally dies
USA: did you survive?
there's a tax for that
I see you are a man of culture as well
@@cmdrblaze6487 ooof yeah, there's a tax for that as well
Oversimplified
@@cmdrblaze6487 indeed I am
Land of the Fee amirite?
Imagine seeing the world fall apart around you, and then getting a call from your IRS job saying, "Yeah, we need you to come in today"
My family is dead...
My home is destroyed...
Everything is gone...
But I hear a knock on the door
I shudder.
*The IRS is here*
One of Fallout 5’s factions has to be descendents of the IRS, and their Continuity Plan would be their guiding book.
"Atlanta is famous for being immune to the apocalypse"
The Walking Dead would like to have a word with you.
It's called sarcasm
this is actually the silliest thing i’ve ever seen, you’d swear the IRS is some sort of team of superheroes.
*supervillains
World: *literally explodes*
The IRS base on Mars:
“One big exception”
*laughs in Amazon, and most billionaires*
They're just following the tax code.
@@MajorOutage If all billionaires followed the tax code, The Donald wouldn't have such tremendous debt
nah they just finessing the tax system
theres a difference between tax evasion and tax avoidance
@@mustardgas4000 legally, sure, but not morally.
Imagine 99% of the earths population dies, and IRS just comes and says "pay your taxes or we will take you to jail"
Being facetious, I'd say that might be a good deal in a post apocalyptic world. I mean seriously- 3 hots and a cot when everyone else is just struggling to eke a day to day existence
@@tobyschmoll2792 nah man, post apocolyptic society would require slavery to function. And tax dodgers?
Its free real estate.
i would form my own government and declare war on the irs (whos with me)
@@mystmicro2551 yo
@@mystmicro2551 while you and irs mutually annihilate each other I take the time to rebuild and then conquer everything
you better believe i’m joining irs after doomsday. the look on the survivors faces will be priceless when i go to collect their taxes
You won't get to look very long they'd shoot you.
Yeah I know you'd have guns of your own, but try getting mass compliance like old times when people are just struggling to survive now.
Not worth it.
"The IRS has a number of other relocation sites"
Normal person: insert video of google maps or earth.
HAI: insert video of a VNC (Visual Navigation Chart) aka an aviation navigation chart.
Hehe. Yup, because the FAA will be running at the apocalypse.
Historically, Atlanta says "you can't apocalypse us if we do it first!"
Hell, it's already been a shit hole for decades
My hobby: trying to guess what sam’s search terms are for stock footage.
If a guy walks up to my bunker looking for my missing payments I’m introducing him to my handy dandy 12 gauge
20% sales tax is an unthinkable doomsday scenario in America?
*cries in European*
Well at least u have free healthcare. CRIES IN AMERICAN.
@@Andres-xi7tw this comes from the taxes though. America has insane prices but good quality and lines.
@@Noam_.Menashe im an American, when I visited the UK I injured my foot and had to go to a hospital. It was the best medical exp I have ever had and cost nothing lol.
you get free healthcare though
you don't have to go into debt for the rest of your life if you have medical issues though 🥴🥴
"One bigly exception" oh wow they got every other rich person to pay up?
This is concerningly more thorough than most plans on what to do in a disaster...
The IRS knocking on my door after dooms day: yo pay your taxes
Me making booze on a homade still with a crude pipe machine gun in hand: no
0:42 War, they spend it on war
"Please sir, I threw it all away so I could survive!"
IRS: *taxes are taxes, hand me your faxes*
Lanius: Why are you stuffing denarii in that bag, Caesar?
Caesar: I'm brave enough to take on the NCR, but the IRS?NOOOOOO thank you!
I can just imagine an IRS employee hugging their plush calculators while they drift off to sleep.
Bad news for the IRS: If Doomsday happens, we won't have essential services, like Fire and Police, who will be crushed under the weight of everyone's need. (If we do have those, it's not really Doomsday, just a bad day). Which means to collect those taxes, actual agents will have to go outside and collect in person.
Which also means that it will be a long while before anyone comes investigating that IRS agent's death. And they will die, if they go out demanding money during the collapse of everything.
If an actual Doomsday happens, this is all bullshit. Everyone, including the IRS agents, will be too busy staying alive to leave their families for this nonsense.
Maybe this plan is for National Emergencies. That would make a lot more sense than some guy going out into the apocalypse to risk his life for a government that probably no longer exists.
If Doomsday happens, our fiat monetary system will collapse immediately, and the survivors will go back to bartering goods and services. You're telling me that some agent is going to travel (somehow) to other states to collect taxes on a trade of 4 chickens for a goat?
Doomsday. I don't think that word means what you think it means.
Yeah you’re right, 95% of the video was clearly about large natural disasters, not doomsday. He just added in that last bit to justify a clickbait title.
@Lex Bright Raven Good luck taxing a community you aren't a part of. Some outsider comes demanding money, he's gonna get laughed out of town or shot dead. Either way, no taxes collected.
@@Swordsoulreaver If the IRS exists then the government can probably still summon men with guns too, and establish it’s power over whatever it can.
@Lex Bright Raven I very much doubt in a world with virtually no consequences, an irs agent will go out demanding money from a heavily armed survivor.. that agent will just catch a whole lot of hot lead, and maybe a nasty loogie right on the corpse.
Speaking as a government contractor for a completely different entity, I absolutely hate how much of this I discovered I was already familiar with. Great vid as usual.
"Oh, the entire world is dead of dying from nuclear fallout, now lets go collect the taxes!"
ngl i thought it said "The IRS' Plan to Collect Texas After Doomsday"
Respect to an organization with a business continuity plan
"The most common sexually transmitted disease, is ignorance."
-Andy Bernard (did you know that he went to Cornell?)
So this the IRS that even The Joker is intimidated by.
Man we are so lucky to have someone as cool as Sam to help us. Thank you so so very much.
The IRS. The one government Department everyone can agree to hate.
(This definitely isn’t going to come back to haunt me)
Based on your pfp I can bet you we disagree on literally everything else in life, but on this we can agree
@@Nosirrbro It's the US Flag, not a Swastika, or are you one of those people who think America is the Fourth Reich?
Joe W - I hope you have body armor for you, and your beloved doggo. 🙏
@@Admiral_Jezza To display it prominently tells you quite a lot about a person politically
@@Nosirrbro That's a "yes" then, isn't it?
The last time I was this early, bricks were still a meme
And planes were still relevant
“Wait bricks are still a meme?”
🧑🚀🔫🧑🚀”always have been”
This would be cool lore to read on a terminal in a ghoul-infested building 200 years from now. They sound like Vault-Tec but with more empty Vaults.
Im gonna hire the ferryman and collect the IRS's souls.
The IRS will collect taxes from the ferryman.
After doomsday, my raider band will be hunting down former government employees. Good luck fed bois, you'll be needing it.
Number 6 mouthwash is always a nice solution.
"Only two things are certain: death and taxes"
Prince John: Taxes! Taxes! Beautiful, lovely taxes!
Spotted
This sounds like “White House Down” for bureaucrats...
If I’m gonna have to survive the apocalypse your damn wrong if you think I’m gonna pay my taxes
Would you prefer a post-apocalyptic jail time for tax evasion?
0:20 the point still stands. Nintendo Wii is your best friend
Imagine your family is dying or starving, you had to eat the family dog, you had to burn all your personal belongings to be warm and you suddenly get a knock on your door. You open the door. "Hi we are with the IRS you have not been paying your taxes lately."
I remember Ben Franklin's second quote about Dashlane. I studied about it in high school history over 20 years ago and none of us could make heads or tails out of it...
You bet your ass if the apocalypse comes and the IRS arrives at my door I'm eating federal agents that night
Imagine surviving a nuclear apocalypse then having to pay taxes
This post was made by the bois with rifles gang.
No way they’ll be taking a cut of my caps in the wasteland
Well, that’s scary.
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even joker is scared of the IRS and i see why