I found a site with may anti-jokes one of them was: Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator. Someone commented on the comment saying: This is a great joke I want to try to make one It's snowing on mount fuji goDAMMIT I just wanted to share that.
Otto von Chesterfield, Esquire It's kinda true though: embryos do start out as neutral but gradually start to develop as females. Development get's to a certain point where, if there's testosterone present, the male organs develop. I don't really mean that we're all women, I was just joking around. We would all be women, though, if there weren't any male hormones.
Goombatroop Our corporate overlord and master. There is a prayer-like sign we have in the back talking about being nice to all our customers. It ends with "So help me, Sam" Yes, this is real. onecanhappen.wordpress.com/2013/01/12/strange-blasphemy-at-walmart-the-sam-pledge-praying-to-a-dead-man-from-this-day-forward-every-customer-that-comes-within-10-feet-of-me-im-going-to-look-him-in-the-eye-i/
Yes, in fact I'm pretty sure that's what he's based on, seeing as Big Daddy is from Bioshock which takes place in Rapture, which is under the sea, same with Treasure Knight's stage.
Shovel knight. Digging graves for his enemies ☝ Shove at a time. I have been a G.G. fan since 2014. Been watching since 2012. Thats enough for now for a 2D 🎮
Oh my god. I was listening to this video while reading "Akatsuki!! Otokojuku". And I was reading chapter 52 of it (page 13-15 to be completly exact), where a female character shows her true form, stripping completly and exposing a penis. And JUST as I was reading that Dan made the joke at 36:09. The timing was PERFECT.
I tink that happens with dumb customers everywhere you go. I work in a mcdonalds and i had one person ask for "the burger we do with that sauce". So i proceed to list everything on the menu with a resounding no each time. You cant win sometimes. Also i had amazing grades when i left school, throwing out the idea that employers care about your grades. All they want is experience
I wonder if there are times were arin and dan have shouted something that cought suzzy by surprise and when things settle down in the grump room they just hear suzzy losing it as in literally laughing her ass off
Jovi Levi :3 Aww, thanks. Took me a whole 2 seconds to come up with. I'll take my cookie now. Also just noticed my profile picture kind of looks like you..what a twist.
It's because Shovel Knight is in 60 fps and youtube didn't support 60 fps until after they filmed it. YT used to support only up to 30 fps, so whenever he gets hit, he flashes too quickly for YT to register.
Teacher asks kids to write jokes, one kid does not have a joke, but he noticed the the structure and pattern of each joke is the same, so when he had to say his he said, what the difference between a moodle and a badoodle, Skiboodle!
After completing this game with no deaths...I'm sad to remember exactly how to get through a level fully knowing all obstacles and the exact method to get past them... AND I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL THE DLC!
I'm not sure if they ever made it to the hall of champions, but if so could someone tell me what episode because I wanna see if they acknowledge arin's grump face in the game
He made it for sure, but he mentions in an earlier episode that he FORGOT to submit a picture for the hall of champions; this is fixed in later versions (because he sent it in after the fact), but not in this playthrough's version
Two deer walk into a gay bar, when they come out one says to the other "Man, I can't believe I blew thirty bucks in there"
It took 4 years but I get it now.
Simply Alice sorry I only laugh at anti jokes
A man walks into a bar
The bar is then raised slightly higher to avoid similar injuries from occurring.
Dude! Nioce.
A man walks into a bar. The game developers decide to patch the game so as to make clipping into objects no longer possible.
Good
A guy walks into a bar
The man realizes hes now a ghost
Three men walked into a bar, you'd think at least one of them would have seen it
This single-player playthrough is lacking two major things...
HELLO! and INFINIDAGGER!
This meal is SO UNFINISHED! EA TRIED TO PUBLISH IT!!
ooo thats a good one XD
This meat is so carcinogenic that Filthy Frank was asked to eat it.
Nearly a decade later and it still rings true
I work retail; the bit about the guy hunting for a watering can at walmart is unfortunately terrifyingly accurate.
you know what would be perfect for the order of no quarter? if all their armor was made of nickel.
this may not be top comment...but it's top comment in my heart
I found a site with may anti-jokes one of them was:
Haikus are easy,
But sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator.
Someone commented on the comment saying:
This is a great joke
I want to try to make one
It's snowing on mount fuji goDAMMIT
I just wanted to share that.
The fandom is expanding!
I like how distressed Danny is over Shield Knight possibly having died. I just think he didn't to have another ending like Shadow of the Colossus.
Ryan Long In English please?
Jk but what is, " I just think he didn't to have another ending," supposed to mean?
I meant to say " he didn't want to have another ending."
Ah. I see.
Ikr? !
18:19, I was surprised there was never a remix made with this. its was pretty good improv lyrics and made me laugh so much
That "Beenis" accent. ... It's like a mix between Spanish & PewDiePie Swedish.
I'm shield knight
I'm shovel knight
And we're the game knights
That would imply that one of them was a woman.
Abigail Chase well, according to the canon of Sakura Spirit, Danny does have radical breasts.
Makai DeLorme True. And we all start out as women in the womb, so I guess it works :3
Abigail Chase idk where the hell you heard that, but you're wrong.
Otto von Chesterfield, Esquire It's kinda true though: embryos do start out as neutral but gradually start to develop as females. Development get's to a certain point where, if there's testosterone present, the male organs develop. I don't really mean that we're all women, I was just joking around. We would all be women, though, if there weren't any male hormones.
that Beenis bit gets me everytime
Me too!! LOL!!
Wanna play the beenis game?
49:00 That Shovel Knight impression by Dan was hilarious! 😄
"Looking at these knights, I don't see them getting many dates.." Oh Danny, you wouldn't believe what Plague Knight's been up to.
6:45 We have customers like that at Wal-Mart. Albeit rarely. They're goddamn infuriating.
know right there such ummmmm whats that thing you call people who dont know anything?
Cory Kim Customers.
MetalGearRexPilot Wal-Mart...
Goombatroop Our corporate overlord and master.
There is a prayer-like sign we have in the back talking about being nice to all our customers. It ends with "So help me, Sam" Yes, this is real.
onecanhappen.wordpress.com/2013/01/12/strange-blasphemy-at-walmart-the-sam-pledge-praying-to-a-dead-man-from-this-day-forward-every-customer-that-comes-within-10-feet-of-me-im-going-to-look-him-in-the-eye-i/
It's Wal-Mart. seems believable.
Anyone notice that treasure knight looks like a big daddy?
Yes, in fact I'm pretty sure that's what he's based on, seeing as Big Daddy is from Bioshock which takes place in Rapture, which is under the sea, same with Treasure Knight's stage.
This game actually references to a lot of other games throughout.
really?
BUBUBUBUBUBUBUBU SU-SU-SUPAHSHADOW9 EASTER EGGHUNT
Did you notice, that Propeller Knight has a propeller? :o Me neither.
I love watching these specific moments videos because you don't leave any good parts out. You put every great moment into these. Thanks a million.
Haha Dan's Dad was a JEWeler.
Huh, never thought about it that way.
"Spoofy" gets me every time...
Jam the spoofy story and the MARK ZUCKERBERG story have me rolling every. Single. Time. 😂
Jelly bird!
Jelly belly!
Oh. Giggle everytime.
That beautiful name Beenis, will always be close to my heart.
I'VE EATEN THIS
IT'S ROTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!
"i got precious stones, i use em to...finally ask Suzy out"
...where were you going with that at first, Arin?
27:15 *Turns into Meta Knight*
Yeah.
Arin's impression of the baseball player sounds like Soos from Gravity Falls.
It still hurts that they didn't see the hype storm that is BAZ
SHOVEL KNIGHT FOR SMASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bobby smith no
Xarazel go!
bobby smith he has no business being in smash
How about no. Because this game makes no sense.
Yes I agree shovel knight for smash!
“Exactly 17 wieners are waiting for your lips” dude hilarious
I love all the stories about Dan's Dad. They're amazing XD
Can they buy it on, eh, Spoofy?
Man u are great at pumping these vids out! Keep up the good work
i know it would be a lot of hassle to go track them all down but i NEED a compilation video of all the times Dan impersonates his dad
Shovel knight. Digging graves for his enemies ☝ Shove at a time. I have been a G.G. fan since 2014. Been watching since 2012. Thats enough for now for a 2D 🎮
Shovel Knight; now available on Spoofy!
That would be more relevant if you were talking about a song
EpicEric92 Shovel Knight OST; now available on Spoofy!
Been watching these goofballs for years and I gotta say....Arin's "Date Knight" joke is probably one of his top five jokes
1:28 How can shovel knight "do" what he loves when she was gone!
So glad you put this together. :D
"THIS CHICKEN HAS SO MUCH OIL THAT THE US TRIED TO INVADE IT!" lol
I need a timestamp for that
"Assault you with my big, lubey hand" might be the funniest fucking thing I've heard all week
A limbo champion walks into a bar.
He is disqualified.
40:50, the story about Oney made me laugh so hard I almost cried
This squid is so raw I CAN STILL HEAR IT TELLING SPONGEBOB TO SCREW OFF!!
32:32, for my own reference on where to listen to this again XD
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Stolen
That ending gave me the goose bimples. That was adorable. I wish all my DND sessions ended like that.
Oh my god. I was listening to this video while reading "Akatsuki!! Otokojuku".
And I was reading chapter 52 of it (page 13-15 to be completly exact), where a female character shows her true form, stripping completly and exposing a penis.
And JUST as I was reading that Dan made the joke at 36:09. The timing was PERFECT.
The Drunken Coward Wait is akatsuki otokojuko what ithink it is?
WaddyNL
I dunno. I can't read minds.
What do you think it is?
like akatsuki from naruto?
WaddyNL
No. Akatsuki means dawnbreak, it's not exclusively the name of the Naruto dudes.
Never mind then.
I know it was OneyNG in Arin's story, but I can also imagine Stamper doing that lol
- I shit my pants last night.
- STRAIGHT FUCKIN' WATER
- George Brett
I tink that happens with dumb customers everywhere you go. I work in a mcdonalds and i had one person ask for "the burger we do with that sauce". So i proceed to list everything on the menu with a resounding no each time. You cant win sometimes. Also i had amazing grades when i left school, throwing out the idea that employers care about your grades. All they want is experience
That fucking Shovel Night ending!!! Holy shit my feelings are everywhere!!!!
I wonder if there are times were arin and dan have shouted something that cought suzzy by surprise and when things settle down in the grump room they just hear suzzy losing it as in literally laughing her ass off
Forget markiplier, the next guest grump needs to be dan's dad
Mark is far more popular & successful on his own.
NINmann01 I know, I was half-joking. It was awesome to see mark on grumpcade, but Avi needs to be on the channel at least once. For Fathers day maybe?
Nick of Time
Apparently Avi isn't even comfortable with Dan talking about him on the show anymore. So I doubt they could get him on the show.
NINmann01 true, it's sad
This playthrough was 20 episodes long. The best of bs basically 6 episodes long. Awesome.
46:58
That laugh though
it's too cute
9:00 laughed my ass off! XD
"Looking at a lot of these knights, i dont see them getting many dates." Oh Danny, if only you discovered the truth behind Plague of Shadows...
Don't know why the ending made me laugh so hard XD literally crying
I've watched this compilation so many times, I've memorized all of the things in the video..not even intentional.. xD
Mm, should go read a book.
GoT maybe?
Caligula
xD Great idea Ollie.
Jovi Levi :3 Aww, thanks. Took me a whole 2 seconds to come up with. I'll take my cookie now.
Also just noticed my profile picture kind of looks like you..what a twist.
Caligula
It does? :O
Jovi Levi :3 Hm, the hair and flowers seem like it.
I mean, not the fangs. But that's expected.
32:32 Where can I find those hilareous jokes XD
Dan's Yeeaaahhh is the new ECH
We must make that a meme! "That's a meme for your Redit!"
SPREAD IT FAR AND WIDE MY FRIENDS!
why does beenis go invisible when he gets hit?
in the steam and 3ds versions i played that didnt happen
Pretty sure it's the capture, happens to a bunch of stuff they play.
I actually thought that was part of the game :/
It's because Shovel Knight is in 60 fps and youtube didn't support 60 fps until after they filmed it. YT used to support only up to 30 fps, so whenever he gets hit, he flashes too quickly for YT to register.
@@ChrisCarrilloGuitar 60 frames per second isn't that new?
12:24 - can I have a link to whatever video they're talking about?
Teacher asks kids to write jokes, one kid does not have a joke, but he noticed the the structure and pattern of each joke is the same, so when he had to say his he said, what the difference between a moodle and a badoodle, Skiboodle!
42:36
Well, if she thought that a Dimetrodon was a dinosaur rather than a synapsid...
The Gordon Ramsey jokes are hilarious! XD
I'm naming my next dog Spoofy as well...
I asked a black buddy of mine the "black guy on the moon" joke and he responded "the dark side", lmao.
After completing this game with no deaths...I'm sad to remember exactly how to get through a level fully knowing all obstacles and the exact method to get past them... AND I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL THE DLC!
Dan was prime in this series.
I really hope they play Plague of Shadows
OH MY GOSH MAT AND WOOLIE FROM BFP. THAT'S AWESOME
That fucking Spoofy scene, I just died
What was that music they were singing against the enchantress?
45:12 *cough* Plague Knight *cough*
I like the cup 10 second of invicibility and full heal is perfect for buses
Arin and Danny unknowingly made a Spurdo joke.
This game is AMAZING.
where can i find the jokes that they were telling around 33:30?
just type "anti-jokes" in the google bar
I'm digging this .
Get out
Anyone else like to watch and guess where Shovel Knights gonna be after he's hit because the Grumps' capture cant catch his flashing
if only they knew just what kind of feat they accomplished by putting down the oncoming storm...
6:15 one of my favorite bits ever
What episode was "Doubled Tapered Shit"?
Can you give a link to the remix Arin and Danny were talking about?
Just search George Brett autotune and you'll find it
36:30 is it just me or was that move by Arin really well done?
Ok kids it's time to teach you about the benis and the bagina
32:30 is my most favourite bit EVER
A dyslexic man walks into a bra...
I love how the only thing they ever say about the game is "SHIT!" when he falls into a hole.
Omg i love that you guys know Kung Pow XD
When you realize that the baseball player is George Brett...
I think it's more douchier that my brother says "S.M.H."
I completely forgot Superbestfriend's Zubaz is a boss in Shovel Knight.
"DID SHIELD KNIGHT REALLY DIE??!"
One of the few games that Arin is a pro at.
I'm not sure if they ever made it to the hall of champions, but if so could someone tell me what episode because I wanna see if they acknowledge arin's grump face in the game
He made it for sure, but he mentions in an earlier episode that he FORGOT to submit a picture for the hall of champions; this is fixed in later versions (because he sent it in after the fact), but not in this playthrough's version
Oh okay that's interesting. Thanks
Wonder if they will make a 'Shield Knight' playable story.
funniest lets play. ever.
Scaboodle! xD