THE MIDDLE SCHOOL MAFIA...
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- Опубліковано 19 вер 2024
- So today's storytime and the first of 2020 is all about my friend who ended up starting this middle school mafia think to change grades and charge people for it. He ended up making like $100,000 and only got suspended for a weed so thats pretty crazy haha. PRESS LIKE FOR CRAZY STORYTIMES.
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"I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse."
Dean: I’m about to end this mans whole career
An offer he can't refuse... xD i love this reference
Amazing reference
... Grades
*Makes grades F-*
It’s sad how he’s a genius and his “employee” aren’t as smart .
As my grandfather always said:
“Do a job, big or small. Do it right, or not at all”
This man did this job right
ture
I’ve never seen my grandpa😢😭😩
Hail Hydra
@@maryflorer7333 bro don’t do this bruh
Lesson: Don't do bad things.
Actual Lesson: If you're going to do something bad, do it well.
True
If you can’t be good, at least be good at who or what you’re doing.
This sounds like something my dad would say
Yep
You're only in trouble if you get caught
We need a mafia kids playlist with the gum mafia, soda mafia and the grades mafia in it.
Lol yes
Yeah
Yes
Y E S
And then make a playlist called "Mafia kids: Definitive edition"
"butternut is a master of psycological manipulation"
seriously, that kid is INSANE.
I can just imagine him crying in the Dean’s office and the second he turns his back he has a grin on his face that man has my respect
Stuff can be an anime
bro played a gta job irl
I can manipulate people very well and I think I can do this
The original kid was smart. Too bad the bosses had egos.
Ya dude I’m smart when it comes to stuff like this but at the same time I have a ego
Dumb boss
NEVER. Hire someone with an ego.
No
IKR
The fact that he was so smart about it and saved the money is amazing
"the best way to tell a lie is the carefully edited truth"
dope
dope
dope
Dope
epod
Normal kids "I made a fake mafia and made $10 " this kid "I started a real mafia and made $100,000"
That meme makes no sense
It’s 10 dollars
A bag’s a bag
lol i am trying to build a mafia too lol
@OMG RONNIE I ain't no snitch
@@rockpods4498 have fun with that
BRO this man is James Bond but with the iq of Albert eiensteim. Bro I never saw a kid go this mission impossible mode. LEGEND
“Money is the cocaine of bad decision” implying that cocaine isn’t the cocaine of bad decision
*HHHHMMMMMMM*
if you have no money you cant get cocaine easily
No meth is
All drugs are acceptable in moderation. Be smart, study, and decide if it is right for you. I definitely don't recommend cocaine, though. Psychedelics are the best.
@Tactical Rebel Ya like lung cancer?
“If we are all smarter than average none of us are smarter than average” scrub 2021
That’s true because if everybody was smarter than average that changes that above average iq turns into the new average
"once everyone is super, no one will be" - Syndrome
@@Raccon_Detective. “Behold, The Underminer!” -The Underminer
By that logic everyone's smarter than average.
@@Raccon_Detective. I thought it was syndrome with an M
why does Kira's theme fit so perfectly
Holy fucking shit
@@enigma1669 where?
@@RandomMeta play it in your head 🙃
"Just watch me school admins, I'll count money with my right hand and change grades with my left, I'll take a potato chip...and EAT IT!"
Imagine if he started investing in stocks later in life, he'd be living in the millions
Or bought bitcoin, because assuming the time period being like 2010ish it would be very cheap. I'm not saying that anyone would know about it back then, but if he did.... That's alot of money
He'd be ballin
Damn ya capitalist know a lar a shit
I read stocks as socks I was so confused
@@meowzers7561 lol
School: we are gonna check if you made any changes to other students grades kid: im five parralel universes ahead of you.
5 dimensional Checkers
@@Kraaven2026 chess is more complicated then checkers though
This kid finest the entired school sistem
@@itsjustnicoo it is?-
@@chuuyuzREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
that’s the kind of guy you want to be friends with
This reminds me of when my brother recruited the entirety of the short people in middle school and called it the midgetmafia
Bruh 😂
Nice
I hope the shortest person was the "boss"
*Amazing*
@Robert Oiler LMAOOOO
sounds like a Netflix original show
I have seen u before on his vids
Lmao
Lol
Hahahah
True
dude i wouldn't even need someone to ask me if they want to tell this story it would make me feel like a legend that was awesome
Flexes as an adult:
Ryan's toy review; as a 5 year old i was a multi millionaire by playing with toys and shit
Kids who sell gum; in middle skool i made pretty big bank by selling overpriced gum to idiots
This kid; I started a secret mafia, got into the districts computer system, i made 100,000 dollars and my parents didnt find out about it; and i fooled the principal
More like the entire administration team..
was he playing cod in the backround of the video
@@clxutchc7790 no I think Valorant
@@clxutchc7790 no its valorant
Flexing back in the day
I got a beaver hat!
Scrubby I’ve added you to my pre-school hit list
Can i be in the r/youngpeopleyoutube post?
F.B.I open up
@Ed Reacts I want to be eaten by a trex
SPEDstingray spend ur strongest pre schooler I’ll kick they ass
@@xum0007 I will send you the crack toddler has a strong addiction to crack and will beat anyone for a crack rock
"If we're all above average, then none of us are above average" -Scrubs
My new favorite quote
Everyone: Quiet kid has guns in his bag
The quiet kid actually: *laughing Leo DiCaprio*
bro I cant afford a gun, I brought a knife
@@themeatman4901 I brought a Sharp Potato.
The quiet kid in my class has a missile silo in his backpack, I looked
I brought a pencil
@@ExpWizard John Wick 4:
My guy is a mastermind
Also "Longstory"
One again Ryan’s keeping me on this app for over 20 minutes because I want to know about a middle school geek change people’s grades for 500 bucks
Totally something my dad would put on tv.
I feel bad for you lol
@Ayden Sousa Doge
Doge
@@glanty Doge
Doge
This is absolutely insane. I wish my life was this exciting lmao
I like that colorful gun. Kinda reminds me of LEGOS or something.
blastx phantom
Who eve this guy is, is freaking epic. Not many people plan out ahead like him.
Man really is a natural businessman
This guy's literally the INTJ stereotype
Bro your profile picture is so clear do you use iPhone?
Ever*
Preach
That kid is definitely going places
Just coming back to this after 3 years to rewatch it is crazy
I feel like telling your parents hey mom and dad I made 100k by selling grades is much easier than saying that you just changed your own grades because I don’t care how my kids whould get 100k at school but I’d be hella proud
Same lol
"Son I'm very disappointed"...
"Please cut me in"
Ikr I would probably just say lend me 10k and we r good
Same. If my future kids do this, I’m would be *proud.* Like DAYUM, you on the grind.
same
Me:Yeah son if we split this 80-20 you can keep ur Xbox infinity
Haven’t watched this dude in ages and may I just say WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY DUDES VOICE
Puberty hit him twice
Yeah he used to sound like a squirrel but now he sound like a gangstar
Is that a JOJO REFERENCE??
Same
He yells at minorities a lot.
Bro this guy is a straight hustler. Wish i had the mindset like him
"they dont take our deal we take their life thats how it works around here comrade"
Everyone: comes early to enjoy the video as soon as possible
That one guy: *comes first and skips to the gift card*
💀💀 always that one guy fr I was thinking the same thing as I finished it😂 fiends
Sounds alot like the“death note” anime story
middle school mafia: exists
my brain: *mafia voice* “you come to me on the day prom night”
"Asking *me* for a favor"
I love the stories like this one that are about making money in school.
Same
yeah they kinda give some ideas. I can study the mistakes and the smart moves, and prepare for my own little buisiness. hehe......
@@daytonabromley1232 yes so true
Sameeeeeee
Noice
He took the blame for the boys that’s a real Goat 🔥
"Noones gonna come to your house and break your kneecaps" -scrubs 2021
Imagine a kid mafia just coming to your house for the grade money
@@idontknowimebored77 yes, just yes
Me when I see the title: HOL' UP
Hold up, wait a minute
Something ain't right
Same
Me: Yes. Yes I would like to join that.
The best part about this is that the organization is basically illegal if the school was a county so calling it a mafia is the best term you could think of
I fell like I just watched a real mafia movie like the movie god father
They are nothing alike.
Then Watch Goodfellas Or Casino. Those mafia Movies show the front line men
This comment is reserved for the people who have never got the code
So 99 plus percent of viewers?
:)
I confusion
@@hoka1_698 The gift cards.
?
I love the fact that it kept going for years. I mean there were just a bunch of middle schoolers charging to pay people’s grades and honestly I highly doubt they had any idea who the original kid was who started it or how they had even gotten access to the account in the first place.
All kids in school who saw and knew:the man behind the slaughter
This dude is literally a genius
stories like this are what restore my faith in humanity
Next episode: My old middle school friend goes to jai for something he did years ago.
Right
Statue of limitation exists
Scrubs:*said if I don’t subscribe the middle school mafia will come after me*
Me who is the mafia:
I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you
@@the1stereich658 they boutta betray you
Me thinking of trying this but then realizing I don’t have that much skill with computers
Lol same 😂
Same
Lesson: be a master mind
that kid was a MASSIVE brain
I saw this and was like somethings about
To go down
Why iS tHe bUTtOn NoT WORkInG?
Damn he got us with the read more button
Ik own
Truly a criminal master mind like the mafia can’t even compare
This was the best story time yet. That is absolutely brilliant!
starting off 2021 with a banger
even though its wrong to change grades for money , the guy deserves the money for being this smart
3:59 "LeBron james"
I love you scrubs
Description says “only got suspended for a weed”
FYI
And I like how he gave the bosses the code and everyone made money, this is a real mafia
that weapon screams " Violence brought to you by FisherPrice"
first 30 seconds of he video and my reaction already
"DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN"
Haven’t even watched the video and I already know it’s good
Yes
Yes
I think this dude won the compitition for the most elite dad lore
dang never been this early but this seems like a banger of a video
My man has gangs in his school at the same time as trading Pokémon cards.
🙁🤐
And having a “fight club”
@@alienstoner4206 SPIN
Honestly tho trading Pokémon card is the most gangster thing ever
Bro most adults wouldn’t be able to keep shut about that, but a child! Dang, mad skill
ryans class might have been the most scuffed class ever
Bruh when I read the title I Audibly said “Hold up”
Honestly I would be impressed if my kid did this
"Higher the price higher the silence"
- That coding kid
I was just listening to this intro song and saw your notification, crazy
Lets be honest who ever plays the teachers and the school like this is a GOD. HE IN MY OPINION IS LITERAL GOD
Once I found out how to open a machine that u put money in to get coins and I robbed it
yo wait how do u do it
@@lincolnbryant2878 it was just messed up but I pushed in where the key to open it go’s and pulled at the same time
Would do it now tell us how
I see I see
@@idontknowimebored77 look in the replys
Snorting sherbet in the middle of class 😎
Yeah it’s ice cream it’s pretty good
SPIDERMAN PUNCHES BABY
Bro it felt like I was watching a movie, this channel is so damn entertaining. This needs to be made into a movie ASAP.
Bruh this story is a banger
damn living like a king while im here trying not to get my ass woop for getting a bad grade
Hey kid
Got $500?
This guy is the manifestation of that one “I am four parallel universes ahead of you” meme
And this is the orgin story of Fat Tony, the mafia boss from the simpsons
Fat Tony is also was a real-life mafia boss from 1981 - 1992. He was the boss of the Genovese Crime Family.
@@bigpaulie6578 oh really?
I was today years old when I realized scrubby makes his own songs for the intros
He does?
@Jack Coursa yeah at least I think, hold, wait, frick I’m having a mental seizure again
Dude he’s the real mafia he’s bribing us to watch his videos
This guy is a real life light yagami from death note
YESS IM FINNALLY IN THE FIRST 50
50 what
Nobody:
Me just vibing to the intro song
You overlooked something, he could totally be nailed for felony tax evasion.
That's exactly what I was thinking
Me: *stands up from chair
As soon as u hear ‘I hope your having a great day I know I am’ you know ur watching something good
I'll admit, this kid from middle school did know how to grind that bread, even though changing the school grades was way in the wrong. Kinda savage. And at the end, he deserved the punishment.
Shut up
@@limon-gx9qn lol what did I do? I just gave out my thoughts. Not like you can do anything about it. ✌️😆👌
This would make a good Dairy of Wimpy Mafia
You watched that video so did I lol
“The agreement is, you give me goldfish I won’t tell your mom about the spelling test.”
i didn’t mean to be early i was literally bing watching your videos lmaoooo
Yeah dude I was just watching thinking ok maybe it like a month or two old then came down here and was like “Damn the first oldest comment is only six hours
Was I the only one to think of Light from DeathNote was this kid
me: "sad at home cuz none of my friends can talk"
you: "exits"
me: *watches you*
me : happy
Ah yes a middle school mafia
imagine making 100k in middle school
Couldn’t be me
The deans are playing cops and robbers when mans playing death note😂
The middle school mafia vs the quiet kid
The battle shall be legendary.