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  • i love how most of these are tina

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  • @jennynayoungkim1544
    @jennynayoungkim1544 Рік тому +5058

    tina's comebacks are so sassy because she's normally so sweet so when she goes off, it's so funny

    • @asdfghjkl4187
      @asdfghjkl4187 Рік тому +316

      "Cause you're not blonde" "neither are you" THAT CAME OUT OF NOWHERE

    • @jonathanrolle2046
      @jonathanrolle2046 Рік тому +155

      I like your hair it matches your teeth.🤣

    • @meevins
      @meevins Рік тому +100

      she doesn't make them very often but when she does she makes sure it counts and i love that, an icon

    • @TheFlashzap
      @TheFlashzap Рік тому +44

      She definitely has a vicious side that goes to her head in many ways

    • @Cutthecamerasdeadass1899
      @Cutthecamerasdeadass1899 Рік тому +13

      She's a Belcher 😂😂

  • @mathieuleader8601
    @mathieuleader8601 Рік тому +4621

    Tina's monotone cadence to her voice really enhances her insults

    • @camilacastillo7855
      @camilacastillo7855 Рік тому

      She is actualy realy Savage

    • @artmoryoo
      @artmoryoo Рік тому +91

      I feel like the personality in the delivery make the family's insults. they're always so hilarious and fitting

  • @justjennnnnna5715
    @justjennnnnna5715 Рік тому +3211

    tina’s comeback about tammy’s hair makes me laugh everytime

    • @MaxOakland
      @MaxOakland Рік тому +37

      It really did it for me

    • @gerbelle90
      @gerbelle90 Рік тому +61

      i loved her comeback when they wore the same bracelet

    • @keyanawhitely7942
      @keyanawhitely7942 Рік тому +8

      Hahaha

    • @bando-kun842
      @bando-kun842 10 місяців тому +6

      The clown college jab took me out and re-awoke my asthma attacks from when I was a kid. 😭 😂

  • @izzymarie3976
    @izzymarie3976 Рік тому +1091

    Tina saying "Neither are you" when Tammy says "Youre not blonde" KILLS ME every time. GET HER ASS, T.

    • @crterjd8154
      @crterjd8154 Рік тому +23

      I swear, that one is so short yet so savage. I always quote it whenever I’m watching the lice episode simply because of how much I laugh after it!

    • @ISBuckley8
      @ISBuckley8 Рік тому +15

      She was just so calm when she said it which made it a lot funnier

    • @smileyranter
      @smileyranter 6 місяців тому +2

      for anyone wondering: 0:41

  • @tracebandit4847
    @tracebandit4847 Рік тому +2084

    “Before I saw it on you, I thought it was classy” A QUEEN

  • @themeanlesbeann
    @themeanlesbeann Рік тому +2143

    "Jessica. Bland, boring Jessica. If she was a spice, she'd be flour." Hands down my favorite burn they've ever done.

    • @bexlaw3127
      @bexlaw3127 Рік тому +8

      I'm sterling that one day 😂

    • @luxzord865
      @luxzord865 Рік тому +93

      "And if she was a book, she would be TWO books"

    • @judedeluca4408
      @judedeluca4408 Рік тому +10

      Oh yeah she is pretty boring

    • @miguelt6
      @miguelt6 Рік тому +5

      And she turns out to be the funny one

    • @LeMeilleurr
      @LeMeilleurr Рік тому

      @@judedeluca4408 iko and 😊😊😊j😊

  • @Janexcalibur
    @Janexcalibur Рік тому +1654

    One of my fave comebacks was by Linda: "That sign says 'No Running,' and you're running your mouth!"

    • @RosePetal27
      @RosePetal27 Рік тому +40

      That one really sent me

    • @zsuzsisz9263
      @zsuzsisz9263 4 місяці тому +7

      It always makes me think of the no trash on the beach from Louise 5:38

  • @charandfriends554
    @charandfriends554 Рік тому +968

    Tina’s insults toward Tammy are literally the best especially “No, more like people who like people who’s hair is all the same color.” 💀 It literally ended me.

    • @boogaloobender3462
      @boogaloobender3462 Рік тому +3

      Agreed! But i was wondering, did you draw your profile picture?

    • @-valmetal-
      @-valmetal- Рік тому +7

      and her face after😭

    • @elenavthorn
      @elenavthorn Рік тому +11

      The best one for me is "the problem is that Wagstaff is a grade school, not a clown college" 😂

  • @petitepure7173
    @petitepure7173 Рік тому +562

    "I owe you my life!" "No thanks. I've seen it and I'm not impressed." IS SOOO GOOD AND UNDERRATED!!!!!!

  • @okspaceman8126
    @okspaceman8126 Рік тому +292

    Tina saying “wow it’s almost like music” is so funny to me because she’s not even trying to insult him

  • @gregjayonnaise8314
    @gregjayonnaise8314 Рік тому +523

    Tina keeps coming for Tammy’s hair 😂

  • @iloveadeafboy17
    @iloveadeafboy17 Рік тому +606

    Tina: Consistent on her feelings about bottle blondes. Will even go after her own mother about it

  • @swordsmanfabian18
    @swordsmanfabian18 Рік тому +444

    For as academically mediocre as the Belcher kids are, they're very witty, more so than even their parents. Louise is capable of some truly scathing sarcasm, and Gene's playful banter can easily put folks off balance, but man, when Tina decides to 'Go There' she does not mess around, she goes straight for the windpipe.

  • @ladydelphini
    @ladydelphini Рік тому +249

    "I like your hair it matches your teeth" 🤣🤣

  • @CreativeSoul27
    @CreativeSoul27 Рік тому +908

    I love that despite the almost constant roasting of each other, the Belchers are also constantly shown to have a very strong bond. They truly love each other despite their flaws and shortcomings. They're comfortable enough to poke fun at one another knowing it's never serious attempts to hurt any feelings. (Roasting OTHER people, tho? That's a whole different story, lol.) Bob's Burgers always does its comedy so well.

    • @brandywinebridget
      @brandywinebridget Рік тому +1

      f r o m t h e w o m b t o t h e t o m b

    • @budle89
      @budle89 Рік тому +5

      I think the term is banter? Not sure if it's an English word outside UK. I'm not native to English speaking country.

    • @CreativeSoul27
      @CreativeSoul27 Рік тому +7

      @@budle89 Yes! Banter is exactly the right term.

    • @tahraethestoryteller6079
      @tahraethestoryteller6079 9 місяців тому +2

      And to think that never would have been possible if Bouchard and Dauterive hadn’t listened to the network’s note

    • @CreativeSoul27
      @CreativeSoul27 9 місяців тому

      @@tahraethestoryteller6079 Wait, so Fox wanted them to banter and roast each other?

  • @lovelyjanemanzanares14
    @lovelyjanemanzanares14 Рік тому +290

    Living for Tina insulting Tammy 😭😭 she hates that girl with passion 🔥

    • @the-nina-beans88
      @the-nina-beans88 Рік тому +26

      Well Tammy started it

    • @sammiepatty4863
      @sammiepatty4863 Рік тому +13

      @@the-nina-beans88 yeah, anyone that's willing to blackmail for their 'own' sake is bad news

    • @the-nina-beans88
      @the-nina-beans88 Рік тому +1

      @@sammiepatty4863 finger points to Tammy

    • @sammiepatty4863
      @sammiepatty4863 Рік тому +1

      @@the-nina-beans88 exactly 💯

    • @ISBuckley8
      @ISBuckley8 11 місяців тому +8

      I love that Tina doesn’t take crap from her and Louise doesn’t either

  • @PurpledaisyShasta
    @PurpledaisyShasta Рік тому +385

    I loved when Tammy encouraged Tina to give better comebacks

  • @jessicabk465
    @jessicabk465 Рік тому +458

    Tina clapping back at Tammy about her hair will ALWAYS be amazing!! xD

  • @Th4t_guy_
    @Th4t_guy_ Рік тому +223

    Louise's absolute leveling of Tammy at the beach is still one of my all time favorite lines

    • @astridbyfield2167
      @astridbyfield2167 Рік тому +16

      I really enjoyed that part. Serves her right for picking on Tina.

    • @BlackDiamond2718
      @BlackDiamond2718 6 місяців тому

      Her name is Trash. 😂😂

  • @SpamSide_B
    @SpamSide_B Рік тому +162

    When this show first started I thought Tina was just gonna be "the weird girl" that everyone dunked on. Hearing her comebacks and roasts have been both a surprise and a delight!

    • @xspain9907
      @xspain9907 9 місяців тому +18

      Shes no meg griffin which is nice

    • @mannyoftheeast3318
      @mannyoftheeast3318 3 місяці тому +4

      ​@@xspain9907megs treatment makes me feel uncomfortable, I've seen I'm not the only one.

    • @espeon871
      @espeon871 Місяць тому +5

      @@mannyoftheeast3318 i love how bob's burgers revolutionised adult cartoons somewhat by just having characters and being more hearty and kind to its characters. Kind of like that its like an all ages cartoon just with cusses and more range of topics

  • @k.mswain2228
    @k.mswain2228 Рік тому +94

    “Wow, it’s almost like music” is so subtle but hilarious

  • @EdgedShadow
    @EdgedShadow Рік тому +214

    Louise gets all the credit, but Tina is the lowkey MVP of snark.

  • @pleek5504
    @pleek5504 Рік тому +474

    Can't believe you didn't include Linda's "well that sign says no running and you're running your mouth" comeback.

  • @dommvignali774
    @dommvignali774 Рік тому +71

    "It wasn't totally dumb, just mostly stupid."
    "Just like you Tammy."
    🔥

  • @realsanmer
    @realsanmer Рік тому +240

    I find it funny that most of these roast are from the kids to Bob, but they're the first to defend their dad when he gets roasted by other people.

  • @KayleeFarnes
    @KayleeFarnes Рік тому +282

    I'll forever love the lice episode when Tina calls out Tammy for not being a real blonde. It's so quick but makes me laugh every time.

  • @JaqenHghar.
    @JaqenHghar. Рік тому +73

    "It's um, well you made it"
    Tina has the best burns

  • @elijahlivingston9477
    @elijahlivingston9477 Рік тому +69

    "What was Tina really going to chose: the broken down reck with the dead eyes or a fake shark"
    "Awww"
    "Did you like that Mom?"
    "Yeahh" ❤❤❤

  • @hedgehod6437
    @hedgehod6437 Рік тому +61

    Gene being surprised Tammy isn't someone's mom has a special place in my heart
    Would love a part 2!

  • @emsa32
    @emsa32 Рік тому +50

    3:50 the way she says: why? It's mr frond kills me 🤣🤣

  • @MrSircharles05
    @MrSircharles05 Рік тому +241

    Damn, Bob's kids are savage!

  • @salsavillo
    @salsavillo Рік тому +120

    0:45 Bruh I cant stop replaying it😂
    5:46 love this one as well😂

  • @BrotherYarmoth
    @BrotherYarmoth Рік тому +31

    "Hey Matt, you're grandpa called. It's you"
    "OOHHHHH!!!"
    "Yeah. Yeah. Yeah."
    😂😂🤣🤣

  • @wiriwiri1668
    @wiriwiri1668 Рік тому +76

    Tina's roasts against Tammys hair dye are very spot on. I work with teens and they really be going after each other

  • @jae6630
    @jae6630 Рік тому +31

    7:28 this one had me dead 😭😭

  • @CloudySkkye
    @CloudySkkye Рік тому +201

    Tina the sassy girl boss

  • @crazyphan18
    @crazyphan18 Рік тому +106

    I love the edit at 3:50. “Why? it’s Mr. Frond!….How much cursed you can get?” When I first heard it I was looking away and thought it was one clip, it wasn’t till I went back did I realize it was two different clips! A bonus Louise Roast!!

  • @rhyswhite7659
    @rhyswhite7659 11 місяців тому +10

    "Hey, Tammy? Inside voice, kay?? Brian really needs his sleep and you sound kinda like a toy that needs new batteries,," takes me out every time 😂😂

  • @dillpickle663
    @dillpickle663 Рік тому +29

    Tina trying to support her family when it’s very clear she doesn’t like it or know what to say is so funny, “I like your hair, it matches your teeth” 😂

  • @bingusbongus1656
    @bingusbongus1656 Рік тому +26

    "I like your hair, it matches your teeth."
    Damn.

  • @ISBuckley8
    @ISBuckley8 Рік тому +24

    I do kinda love that even though Louise is usually the first to mock her father, he's also by far the person she respects and trusts the most

  • @famemosterrrrr
    @famemosterrrrr Рік тому +90

    Louise:And also says not trash on the beach Tammy so what are we gonna do here?
    Jocelyn: *oh my god it does says that*

    • @astridbyfield2167
      @astridbyfield2167 Рік тому +5

      It seems as if Jocelyn's response really adds to the insult 😆 🤣

  • @RedTed_Indentation45
    @RedTed_Indentation45 Рік тому +46

    I forgot how unforgiving Tina can be 😂😂😂

  • @Aliensuperstar2004
    @Aliensuperstar2004 Рік тому +20

    Tina coming after Tammy’s hair is so funny

  • @natalieblackie2878
    @natalieblackie2878 Рік тому +54

    Tina: I owe you my life
    Gene: No thanks I've seen you life and I'm not impressed.😂😂😁😁😆😆

  • @delena4evertvd267
    @delena4evertvd267 Рік тому +80

    i will love this show till the end of time. it’s ACTUALLY funny. clever jokes that genuinely make you laugh, without constant, harsh swearing, without making fun of someone or a group and without being so inappropriate that you feel violated.

  • @Oofy
    @Oofy Рік тому +36

    2:48 the way tammy's reaction just cuts off makes it so much better

  • @aliahduiker7998
    @aliahduiker7998 Рік тому +25

    So we all agree Tina’s insults are the best

  • @darwinaguilero3175
    @darwinaguilero3175 Рік тому +32

    I love how much Tina resents Tammy, she deserves it so much.

  • @ede9177
    @ede9177 Рік тому +67

    Somehow, the ones where they apologize for taking it too far are just so funny to me.

  • @randomasshumanbeing2078
    @randomasshumanbeing2078 Рік тому +18

    I love how creative these all are

  • @spacecl0d201
    @spacecl0d201 Рік тому +30

    “I’m yawning at your awning!” Took me out for no reason whatsoever

  • @nikkifri1150
    @nikkifri1150 Рік тому +30

    Linda has a lot of good one-liners against Jimmy Pesto when he heckles Bob. My favorites is "Oh, put a fettuccine in your in-betweeny!" Or the cannoli one 😆 She's really good at comebacks and puns

  • @patriciasmith3875
    @patriciasmith3875 Рік тому +88

    I like louise roasts/insults/comebacks

  • @alaskawashington
    @alaskawashington 4 місяці тому +2

    one of my favorite lines from this show in general is when Tina aggressively catches Jimmy Jr’s eye and goes “your ass is grass and i’m gonna mow it” kills me every time

  • @harmonicajay91
    @harmonicajay91 Рік тому +53

    “Well, not really since you’re not blonde.”
    “Neither are you.”
    Oh!!! Buuuuurrrrn!

  • @jesc8827
    @jesc8827 Рік тому +21

    You left off Tina’s iconic “You’re a body odor store with Burgers”

  • @sammiepittman3130
    @sammiepittman3130 Рік тому +4

    “The names Frond. James Frond. I’ve got a license to counsel.”
    “Double O so sad.” Louise 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @nomu5353
    @nomu5353 Рік тому +41

    I genuinely hope we can get an episode of us in Tina’s head to hear what she thinks she actually sounds like 😂❤

  • @moe3528
    @moe3528 Рік тому +40

    double o-so-sad is the best frond insult

  • @CJ-wr7wq
    @CJ-wr7wq Рік тому +28

    This definitely needs a part 2. There's loads you missed that are great 😂
    (one of my favourites from season 1 episode 6 was when Bob told Jimmy "if you want a bag of hair so bad, why don't you pick it out of the food you serve?")

  • @jackamatic63
    @jackamatic63 Рік тому +44

    I never realized how actually smart Tina is

  • @justjoannak
    @justjoannak 10 місяців тому +5

    Tina's backhanded insults are my fave. Also when Louise called Tammy trash, that moment was *ICONIC!*

  • @lassoroot
    @lassoroot Рік тому +18

    6:33 It's cute to see a rare moment of Louise actually seeming affected by her dad going "Louise :/"

  • @9tailsleo06morfin4
    @9tailsleo06morfin4 4 місяці тому +2

    I love the mega stick which is the log, were Tina just says "would you like a suggestion where to stick this log"😂

  • @poutinemcflurry3544
    @poutinemcflurry3544 Рік тому +9

    Tina is VICIOUS when it comes to Tammy and I LOVE IT

  • @songbird6414
    @songbird6414 Рік тому +15

    “If she were a spice she’d be flour” is something that needs to go down in history

  • @giamiramontes5639
    @giamiramontes5639 Рік тому +50

    Luv this show for these lil quips and puns

  • @kofunshota_rose7820
    @kofunshota_rose7820 Рік тому +6

    “I owe you my life!”
    “No, thanks…. I’ve seen it, and I’m not impressed.”

  • @Aeunax123
    @Aeunax123 Рік тому +9

    “Why? It’s Mr. Frond”
    💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @jademcl4727
    @jademcl4727 Рік тому +11

    "I like your hair, it matches your teeth." Oh my GOOOD

  • @sarahmcdonald4787
    @sarahmcdonald4787 9 місяців тому +7

    "the only problem is that wagstaff is a grade school, not a clown college" i died💀

  • @nicolexlove16
    @nicolexlove16 Рік тому +8

    Don’t forget Millie’s “no this is a finger” to frond in the finger loose episode 🤣
    My fav will always be the trash on the beach 😂

  • @maromalul9134
    @maromalul9134 Рік тому +9

    Tina & Linda have the best burns ever - Savageness runs in the family LMFAO

  • @Kateca2000
    @Kateca2000 Рік тому +2

    “Double oh so sad” will always be one of my favorites

  • @hearts4mikey
    @hearts4mikey Рік тому +24

    "How old is Dumbledore?" 😭

  • @baconhair7393
    @baconhair7393 Рік тому +14

    Tina is literally AFTER tammys roots

  • @bando-kun842
    @bando-kun842 10 місяців тому +6

    Angry unhinged Tina is ironically more terrifying than Louise at any level, and I don’t think anyone can see that… feel free to correct me if I’m wrong.

  • @alinathewarrior
    @alinathewarrior 3 місяці тому +1

    Louise is brave, chaotic but she's also such a sweetheart if you look close enough. I love that about her. ❤

  • @leiladebees5384
    @leiladebees5384 Рік тому +16

    These are gold. A really good compilation playing off this one would be Bob getting Casually Roasted by his kids, but it might have to be a series.

  • @natrelletyson
    @natrelletyson Рік тому +8

    “ I mean, why do you think I wear these shoes?”
    “Because you don’t care what you look like?” lmaoooo that would hurt my feelings so bad

  • @SeventhGod77
    @SeventhGod77 6 місяців тому +2

    I gotta love how Bob catches strays and just goes “mm”. Like you’re not wrong, but you didn’t have to say it.

  • @pissfrog
    @pissfrog Рік тому +23

    I see so much Linda in Tina 🥰🥰

  • @mr.l8723
    @mr.l8723 Рік тому +27

    No wonder Bob looks always depressed, his whole family insults him

  • @jarrellmckenna2988
    @jarrellmckenna2988 Рік тому +12

    A broken down wreck with dead eyes or a fake shark “ Damn Kelso would love this video

  • @anxiousbean1685
    @anxiousbean1685 Рік тому +6

    “WOULD YOU LIKE A SUGGESTION WHERE TO STICK THIS LOG”
    “TINA!”
    “YOU HEARD ME.” 😂😂

  • @TheAllSeeingEye2468
    @TheAllSeeingEye2468 Рік тому +12

    They may burn eachother but it's done with love

  • @Revtheory941
    @Revtheory941 22 дні тому +1

    Tammy coaching Tina through trash talk is actually adorable. Makss Tammy almost relatable

  • @ellnats
    @ellnats Рік тому +6

    Tammy: you're not blonde
    Tina: Neither Are You
    OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • @mackenziebunch152
    @mackenziebunch152 Рік тому +12

    "its the largest member of the rodent family"
    "-after gene"

  • @DellY-rp7xu
    @DellY-rp7xu Рік тому +6

    7:58 Gets Me Laughing everytime!! 😂😂😂

  • @ICEICEBABY_
    @ICEICEBABY_ Рік тому +8

    People who make these types of videos are my people I love all of these shows

  • @Raccoon_toes
    @Raccoon_toes Рік тому +20

    AHH YOUR AS DARK AS YOUR DARK DIRTY ROOTS!!!

  • @jessierae96
    @jessierae96 Рік тому +9

    It also says no trash on the beach tammy is by far my favourite insult 🤣

  • @adamjustadam
    @adamjustadam 10 місяців тому +4

    “Tammy, I understand your disappointment. I’m a little disappointed, too. Before I saw it on you, I thought this bracelet was classy.”
    Tina, gather her! 🤣💀

  • @mollylikesspace
    @mollylikesspace 10 місяців тому +3

    Tina takes no prisoners when she's angry😭 I love her

  • @raecona9885
    @raecona9885 4 місяці тому +1

    tina saying “i like your hair, it matches your teeth” to her MOM 😭

  • @sofee6376
    @sofee6376 Рік тому +7

    7:29 THE BEST ONE

  • @xkakashi01
    @xkakashi01 9 місяців тому +5

    Linda, "Button it you seventh inning bitch...." the way she trailed off so her children wouldn't hear her talk that way is amazing

  • @dreanamickens5187
    @dreanamickens5187 Рік тому +11

    Double oh so sad took me out 😂😂😂