Insect Expert, Mark "Dr. Bugs" Moffett - 5/23/07

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  • Опубліковано 21 чер 2015
  • Insect Expert, Mark "Dr. Bugs" Moffett - 5/23/07
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  • @azqg
    @azqg 8 років тому +377

    "I have tapes"

    • @John_C_J
      @John_C_J 3 роки тому +13

      It will be uploaded to National Pornographic website.

  • @nerekapiteni4750
    @nerekapiteni4750 7 років тому +250

    I dream of the day I can use the phrase "slug-like rage" outside of a scientific context.

    • @jesspace4069
      @jesspace4069 4 роки тому +1

      omg that part made me laugh hard lol

  • @percycat213
    @percycat213 8 років тому +250

    conan and moffet have great chemistry

  • @JohnnieDarko
    @JohnnieDarko 8 років тому +160

    Eddie Izzard's face is priceless.

    • @pg9193
      @pg9193 8 років тому +6

      I thought that was Nick Offerman for a quick sec

    • @mirza6399
      @mirza6399 4 роки тому

      Thats just his face , hes gay.

    • @ReptilianTeaDrinker
      @ReptilianTeaDrinker 3 роки тому

      @@mirza6399 Fuck off. Using gay as an insult in 2020; Grow up. Better to be gay than straight, but go off.

  • @YungCountertop
    @YungCountertop 2 роки тому +17

    I think this man is the first and only person to ever say “Slug like rage” 😂😂😂 that shit killed me.

  • @acehole2222
    @acehole2222 3 роки тому +12

    This Dr. Bugs is top notch guest

  • @holycow343
    @holycow343 9 років тому +72

    those side burns

  • @3fammy
    @3fammy 4 роки тому +84

    ".. we're suppose to educate ourself not some skit you frog licker" 🤣
    And i'm pretty much dying when Conan said "Who the hell are you?" Wkwkwk it's so Conan everytime he realize something weird about his guests

  • @fathergabrielstokes4706
    @fathergabrielstokes4706 4 роки тому +22

    Bring this guy back!!

  • @jayg9087
    @jayg9087 7 років тому +92

    "lesbian lizard" XD

  • @coastalsailor
    @coastalsailor 9 років тому +26

    Best conan segment

  • @Alejandro-xd1pf
    @Alejandro-xd1pf 4 роки тому +59

    6:00 "A lesbian Lizard in Texas..." now I'm sure, this guy was picked-up off the streets.

    • @ReptilianTeaDrinker
      @ReptilianTeaDrinker 3 роки тому +10

      Lots of species of animals can be gay, actually. It's not a surprise that a lizard is a lesbian. I would know, for I am a lesbian and shed skin like a reptile.

    • @TimThomason
      @TimThomason 2 роки тому +6

      Dr. Moffett is a former Yale and Harvard professor. Probably one of the most accomplished experts they ever had on the show. Of course, to get on Conan he had to be goofy and outrageous, which is why he came up with these "skits".

  • @johnshadoe
    @johnshadoe 4 роки тому +10

    One of the coolest guys.

  • @PureVikingPowers
    @PureVikingPowers 4 роки тому +14

    *Jonathan the tortoise is 188 years old born in 1832.* _That makes him the oldest-known land animal alive today._ In his lifetime, Jonathan has lived through two world wars and 39 US presidents 🐢👍🏻 He also predates the first postage stamp (1840), the building of the first skyscraper (1885) and the completion of the Eiffel Tower (1887) the first photograph of a person (1838), the first incandescent light bulb (1878) and the first powered flight (1903).

    • @t.y.5565
      @t.y.5565 3 місяці тому

      And the Civil War!

  • @FlowerofDissolution
    @FlowerofDissolution 4 роки тому +16

    "All the better to see with..."
    "Are you crushing them into a paste?
    lolz

  • @mayonnaiseeee
    @mayonnaiseeee 3 роки тому +5

    Amazing segment, thank you

  • @jjm0537
    @jjm0537 7 років тому +6

    Great guest!

  • @MsKillerqueen5
    @MsKillerqueen5 8 років тому +33

    ZING!!! , hahaha you can tell DR. Bug's face got numb at the end

  • @troydante
    @troydante 4 роки тому +6

    "How do you know? Did you check out its record collection?"
    hahahaha!

  • @NameName2.0
    @NameName2.0 7 років тому +25

    2:40 . ..look at his face..
    D:

  • @indecentproposal9473
    @indecentproposal9473 7 років тому +32

    did you check out its record collection?
    ahaha lol. then a face of instant regret

  • @themanwhoknewtoomuch6667
    @themanwhoknewtoomuch6667 2 роки тому

    Thank you for the upload. You have the best choice.

  • @KristinaBrandorff
    @KristinaBrandorff 5 років тому +17

    This frog reminds me of some celebrity, but I can't remember whom, lol

  • @DavidAlvarado-js3qq
    @DavidAlvarado-js3qq 3 роки тому +4

    The banana-slug is the University of California, Santa Cruz's Mascot!

  • @aerosma5021
    @aerosma5021 3 роки тому +1

    amazing video

  • @damamae950
    @damamae950 5 місяців тому

    Go Mark. You're the bomb

  • @melancholyellie5577
    @melancholyellie5577 4 роки тому +5

    Omg I love this guy!

  • @KoopaXross
    @KoopaXross 7 років тому +6

    1:16 fuckin' savage.

  • @pierson974
    @pierson974 5 років тому +40

    Wouldn’t the glove touching the frog then the other animals kill the other animals?

    • @donkykong6369
      @donkykong6369 3 роки тому +9

      Think the glove has an other purpuse, heard that somefrogs are that moistres that there skin would haft on yours and probably rip off. This ones hold in captivity for over a year and hasnt eaten the plants and things it need to produce that poison. Sry for my english

    • @pierson974
      @pierson974 3 роки тому +2

      @@donkykong6369 that is a great point! At the time i didnt know that poison dart frogs werent naturally poisonous

    • @erikalenoeye8925
      @erikalenoeye8925 2 роки тому

      It was planned ina way to makeit seem like an accident

  • @CaptainAhab117
    @CaptainAhab117 Місяць тому

    Dr Bugs is a low key savage.

  • @robert04872
    @robert04872 7 років тому +48

    Lol, 1:24, totally burned Conan and no one said shit.

    • @bee4590
      @bee4590 6 років тому +1

      I noticed that too

  • @arirhamdar394
    @arirhamdar394 4 роки тому +10

    this is so hilarious lmaoo

  • @MrJNEW82
    @MrJNEW82 6 років тому +16

    That "half inch" burn unfortunately went right over Conans head 👎

  • @rohanwalia9931
    @rohanwalia9931 3 роки тому +2

    That wink at 7:59 lol

  • @deletedwaffles
    @deletedwaffles 8 місяців тому +1

    Conan always seem to have these second/third segment non-celebrity guests that come on Late Night who gravitate towards talking about sex regardless of whatever they came on for. Remember the bread guy?

  • @gilwood7530
    @gilwood7530 5 років тому +7

    NO POLITICS ...I love it !

  • @amiepecaut6707
    @amiepecaut6707 4 роки тому +13

    When he licked the toad I was like bruh

  • @JustBackgroundNoise
    @JustBackgroundNoise 3 роки тому +6

    Wouldn’t the poison on his gloved hand be dangerous for the other animals he was handling?

    • @roxannehoff2889
      @roxannehoff2889 2 роки тому +7

      Like he explained, its been in captivity so hasn't been eating poisonous plants to stay poisonous itself. I think he is mostly wearing them to protect the frog since the salt and other things on the human skin is extremely bad for frogs. They absorb all these things through their skin and can leave them with an badly irritated skin. If you want to handle frogs its the best to rinse your hands and keep them moist. But that wasn't an option here.

  • @drummerhere
    @drummerhere 7 років тому +9

    EDDIE IZZARD

  • @jeezrelbalais2973
    @jeezrelbalais2973 4 роки тому

    Can i ask a help for identifying insect

  • @iharkins1
    @iharkins1 5 років тому +1

    LOL at the other guests face...

  • @thomasrios5072
    @thomasrios5072 7 років тому +10

    Conan looks the same ......

  • @NekoJesusPie
    @NekoJesusPie 2 роки тому

    Eddie Izzard didn’t miss a single word

  • @forestspiritsquad74
    @forestspiritsquad74 7 років тому +6

    I actually have an African Bullfrog as a pet.

  • @gumunduringigumundsson9344
    @gumunduringigumundsson9344 4 роки тому +2

    This Is from 2007..
    Many years after technology was invented.. why does this look like it is some recording from the seventies?
    Eddie Izzard Rules!!!
    Actually.. these slugs might be the ones who are what that rule.. mmm. Jealous member.. I'm not.
    ✌🐺🧙‍♂️👍 Love.

  • @gilwood7530
    @gilwood7530 5 років тому +6

    He should come on and lick a trippy toad

  • @amaryllistorres3337
    @amaryllistorres3337 Рік тому

    It seems to me like you're the EXpert Mark!

  • @stellaellaolamindyourownbu7092
    @stellaellaolamindyourownbu7092 3 роки тому +4

    Yup you heard him a lesbian lizard. No joke.

  • @louschwick7301
    @louschwick7301 2 роки тому +8

    "this is a lesbian lizard"
    Otherwise known as Ellen DeGeneres

  • @samuelstalder9522
    @samuelstalder9522 4 роки тому

    I can say that I am the thousandth like :)

  • @Number__3
    @Number__3 8 років тому +10

    when he brought out the roaches, I literally ran away from my computer

  • @reallizardperson5042
    @reallizardperson5042 4 роки тому

    those fucking slugs are everywhere where i live

  • @shahxad6533
    @shahxad6533 2 роки тому

    Lesbian Lizard is the hilarious thing I heard today

  • @peterluck3154
    @peterluck3154 4 роки тому +2

    only one creature was an insect.... its not entomology

  • @ArshDS
    @ArshDS 5 років тому +1

    lmfao

  • @jesspace4069
    @jesspace4069 4 роки тому +1

    rofl 'SKIT!!?!?'

  • @stellaellaolamindyourownbu7092
    @stellaellaolamindyourownbu7092 3 роки тому +2

    Its a slimy situation ewww.

  • @Commando303X
    @Commando303X 5 років тому +3

    Sideburns Conan.

  • @robinjabroni7006
    @robinjabroni7006 6 років тому +2

    But...he used the same glove to pick up the lizard that he used on the poisonous frog...

  • @CombatLegsVIDS
    @CombatLegsVIDS 9 років тому +3

    Did he died?

    • @teodoz12
      @teodoz12 9 років тому +6

      CombatLegsVIDS He came back on TBS

    • @damnmuggle
      @damnmuggle 4 роки тому

      Wth would you ask this

  • @rabbit-kan
    @rabbit-kan 4 роки тому +1

    I just realized we're no different than a slug.

  • @minavanhelsing2749
    @minavanhelsing2749 2 роки тому +1

    Slugs is one slimy situation. #ewwwww

  • @ricardorivera3153
    @ricardorivera3153 6 років тому +9

    He just killed the other animals after to grab the little poison froggy ???😯😯😯

  • @n0isyturtle
    @n0isyturtle Рік тому

    slug life

  • @runbaa9285
    @runbaa9285 4 роки тому

    I misread the title as "Incest Expert"...

  • @bugloverspiderlover8490
    @bugloverspiderlover8490 4 роки тому

    Those slugs look like crap!

  • @jaid1334
    @jaid1334 8 років тому +7

    Ahh when Conan used to be good! I really miss Conan when he was on Late Night.

    • @jbmp1390
      @jbmp1390 8 років тому +27

      +Jai D Are you high? He's still excellent. Just because he's on TBS now doesn't mean he lost any of his talent.

    • @jaid1334
      @jaid1334 8 років тому +2

      +jbmp1390 He's good not nowhere as excellent as Late Night. I think the problem with the current show are the sketches, most of the time they are not funny (relative to me). However, his skits about going to various places like Cuba, All American Doll store, Beauty consultant etc ... are the best. I think that shows you his strengths. Also, I preferred when they have had Max Weinberg as the sidekick, I found him more funnier than Andy (again relative to me).

    • @SealAngel
      @SealAngel 8 років тому

      +jbmp1390
      I'm with Jai D
      It's not that Conans not funny he's as brillant as he ever was and Triumphs back and he's slowly brought back old skits over time and thats awesome!
      It's the new show and format on TBS? It just doesn't have the same feel and vibe as the old late night show and because of that it sucks!
      Wish Conan would go back to New York

    • @Doatello1991
      @Doatello1991 7 років тому

      Jai D Yeah I agree Conan gets carried away with off-air segments (although I enjoyed the Clueless Gamer segments for a while).

  • @dyreschlock2
    @dyreschlock2 8 місяців тому

    He touched all those other creatures with his handed poisoned by the frog earlier!!