s*x in 2094
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- Опубліковано 15 лис 2022
- who am I kidding? I'll still be a virgin by then...
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I’m gonna one day tell my kids this was an actual commercial
lmao same
*IF*
Good idea
"And why was the advertisement on a screen and not transmitted directly into your brain father?"
@@BigWheel. 💀
Cant tell if they sponsored you or not, if so this is better than most advertisements💀
Bruh
I wish… sponsored by Tums? Are you serious that’s hilarious
If this was real the ad would certainly be illegal
yeah ngl i kinda wanna buy some tums now
cap@@hado33_
Tums are the answer to everything
indeed
Except for kidney stones
I thought it was 42
Oh~
Let me see if I get it.
the punchline is that Tums is a popular substance in America which people use it a lot to solving many symptoms, even they aren’t gastrointestinal related.
That’s why he made fun on it.
Am I right ? 😅
Common misconception, the thing being tossed into the fire wasn’t a tums, it was, in fact, the baby
"Misconception" lmao
@@demeter1793 lol I didn’t even mean that but that’s pretty good
Common... misconception? Baby joke?
NIGGA DID YOU PLAN THIS
Maybe instead of misconceptions, do contraceptions?
@@owenmeier *You are now arrested for viiolating whoman rights
Wouldn't be surprised if phones could read our vitals by then
theyve already started to. heart rate, respiratory rate, oxygen saturation, and blood pressure. they do a shit job for most of it tho, but they're getting there
@@trackia I don’t know about any phones that can read your blood pressure or oxygen or anything like that, but I know the Apple Watch can read your heart rate and maybe some other things
They came out with a ring that reads like 5 vitals so wouldnt be surprising
@@trackia My Fitbit Sense is pretty accurate- Love it
There is a good portion of watches that do that already, could defiantly see it happening
bro turned abortion into candy 💀
you don't need an abortion if it's in early stages..... the pill will do
abortion is already candy basically which kinda sucks
@@Aiophgy really? even at late stages? Why does it suck then, it sounds great for me
@@talkingbirb2808 if you’re talking pill, it sounds too unregulated to be doing doctor through the mail
And if your talking abortion in general, we as a society should foster a culture of life, which would mean abolishing the death penalty, stronger gun regulations (cause it’s in the constitution and we can’t abolish them sadly), more support for the poor and lifting them up, defending LGBTQ, whatever other social causes I’m missing cause there’s a lot, and yes, eventually doing away with abortion, but for now I’d go with abolishing it with exceptions for rape, incest, life of the mother, and all that miscarriage stuff that shouldn’t be gotten rid of anyway
@@talkingbirb2808 so basically Catholic social teaching and Jesuit theology, that’s why
also viewing human beings as expendable kinda sucks
I miss the old messed up commercials.
You mean we can’t show Ronald McDonald saving a dog from a Chinaman by giving him a BigMac?
@@cryovizard9461 Are you sure he wasn't saving a Chinaman from a rabid hot dog?
@Mr. Gandersson I completely forgot. Chinese poltergeists like to possess hotdogs. Thank you for reminding me.
Identifying a pregnancy before the sperme meets the egg (a couple days after intercourse), therefore before she's actually pregnant. Impressive.
in this case a couple minutes to hours after
I love the message that tums has just become our only drug and their dominance is ultimately bad for the human race.
Your videos are so funny AL!!
"You have cancer."
*Takes Tums*
"All clear".
Best commercial yet
Dang it works that well!!
I’ll going to tell my children to invest in tums
you forgot the 10 page document that reminds the participants of the act about their rights and duties. followed by a additionl 3 page consent form that must be signed 5 times by each party.
Where I live, you have to go before a Notary Public or Justice of the Peace as well. 'S'All good though, we got PronHub...
Couldn't agree more with the description, btw good stuff as always
Does that me and my sister can finally lesve alabama 😅
No joke my alexa just turned on. "Sorry, I don't have an answer for that."
Good ol Nyquil Cold Flu and AIDs XD
This is literally a Family Guy cutaway.
I knew I wasn't crazy, lmao
Like the scene in family guy where Brian and Stewie go to the future, and future quagmire takes a "nyquil, cold, flu and AIDS" to cure the aids he got lol
I can't wait to see if this is gonna be real
GonaReal is a kind of bacteria that in the future will not be curable unless someone would have discover how do do some genetic vaccine using RNA or such to act as a messenger to create anybodies
Lmao that tums voice over was not what I expected lmao!
You made my alexa activate bruh
Al will need a Tums festival
This some good shit Alex 👌
Thisa is a rip off of the Family guy joke when Quagmire in an alternate universe that is technologically advanced. Quagmire has sex with a prostitute and pulls out a device that instantly tests him and says he has aids. So he pulls out Tylenol: Cold, Caugh, & Aids.
Look at the joke connoisseur over hear.....
Rip off...
Okay
Fortunately I ain't gonna be around in 2094 unless there are miraculous advances in medicine.
If I wanted to find out any random otc products could cure anything in the future, I'd want it to be Tums 😅
This better be sponsored Tums pay my guy 👀
literally the future scene with quagmire
We need this today 😄😄😄
BROOOO THIS ACTIVATED MY ALEXA💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
bro when he said alexa it triggered mine 💀💀💀
Damn send me 72 years in the future
Dang... tums be putting out more than just heart burns
I love this
That got me laughing too hard
This actaully activated my alexa and it came up with reports 😂
What the f did I just watch 🤣
You kill me 😭
Budget advertising!
Imagine people from 2094 see this and it's accurate 💀
Who else's alexa/siri went off when they said it 😂
This reminds of the family guy gag with the NyQuil cold flue and aids
I’m not kidding this said “Alexa” and they my Alexa started playing “Mr bombastic” 💀💀💀💀
this is beautiful
What was Tums supposed to do!??
i weirdly just saw this bit on family guy earlier today...
Bro when I saw the flames it got me
Holy shit this got me
anyone know what hair products he uses?
when I clicked on this video I thought the title was s times x and that this was a math tutorial
Tums for real fixes everything...for real
You got this one from family guy didn't you?
Nah it’s gonna be a multiple tier subscription patch you get on your arm that releases chemicals to treat stuff through a cloud hosted web app and has super expensive proprietary refill packs
R u tryin' 2 b a Pharaoh
Hahahahahaha fucking genius Al
> who am I kidding? I'll still be a virgin by then...
Me too
Thc gummies
By 2094 herpes will be long gone. But the antibiotic resistant bacterial STI's might be wrecking havoc
Bro she was pregnant? Tums are acting as Plan B one day? That’s crazy
hey wait a minute this is just that one family guy joke
Cyber balls
That was close for sure.
we fkin love u too man, i pray you get bishes on ja dih
TUMS IS A PILL?!
is that a drill in her purse?
We are witnessing ads from the future!
Never did I want tums more in my life lol
What else can it cure?
If there’s people by then 👀
Can I do a skit with you?
This comment is the skit, thats it.
Al better not pass this opportunity up, this is the crossover we've all been waiting for
Every day is a Tums Festival!
My Alexa activated during this video
Tums cures everything except heart burn!!! At least for me & alex...
it feels illegal to be this early
Real talk though, Tums are fucking incredible.
dont say it dont think it dont say it dont think it...
FIRE IN THE HOLE‼‼🔥🔥
imagine this gets hella famous in this year and your grandchildren will get a hella lot of money
If only.......
My Alexa went off at the same time in the video and I thought I was tripping 💀it connected to my tablet Bluetooth too 💀
Tums 2-in-1 plan B
These man is 40 years ahead of Everyone!!!
Hes receiving sponsorships from the future!
Plus the unfair advantage using augmented cyber supermodels from the future we have no chance i tell ya!
0:21 FIRE IN THE HOLE🔥🔥🔥🕳️💯🔥🗣️🗣️💯💯
Are we just not gonna talk about the thumbnail?
H A, I L O V E T H E B I G R O C K E T S C A N D Y
cant wait
we love the future
how can they both not know......
LMAO that was easy
Company that makes Tums, if you have watched this short please invent that product.
The you're pregnant one is no joke . Thats real life , it really do be a pill .
Bro turned abortion into candy 💀
tums isn’t candy
Tums cures pregnancy????
its clrearly fiction story bec he is most likely gay
i thought that said 1994 ;-;
Didn't they make a joke about this in Family Guy where Quagmire got aids or something then took a pill and it was gone
2029
😂 i wish this was invented
This would be illegal in the U.S though.